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00:00:00Don't watch TV, don't read magazines, don't even listen to NPR, create your own roadshow.
00:00:30I don't know.
00:01:00I don't know.
00:01:30I don't know.
00:01:32I believe the best way to decide this is to draw straws.
00:01:37As usual, the longest straw wins.
00:01:41Gentlemen, you may draw.
00:01:52Congratulations, Captain Smedley. You take off at dawn.
00:01:59Sorry, Smedley old buddy. You know, I just had to take his place. He's got a wife and six piglets.
00:02:14For shooting down the enemy, and all that kind of jazz, the Iron Cross.
00:02:29For shooting down the enemy, and all that kind of jazz, the Iron Cross.
00:02:41Iron Cross? I'm sick and tired of Iron Crosses.
00:02:46What I want is a long frillow to make whoopee with schnapps on beautiful foul lines.
00:02:52And if I don't get it, I ain't gonna shoot down no more planes in flames.
00:02:57Well, what do you know? There's the little wiener schnitzel now. I'll just drop him this little token of my esteem.
00:03:10What's this?
00:03:12What's this?
00:03:13Dear Baron, roses are red, violets are blue, a leghorn's a chicken, and so are you.
00:03:21Why, that dumb cop. He even spelt Baron with a small B.
00:03:27P.S. I enclosed a big B in the flowers.
00:03:33Yow!
00:03:38Contact!
00:03:42Come on, plane, contact!
00:03:49Ooh, you stupid plane! I'll learn ya!
00:03:53When I say CONTACT, I mean CONTACT!
00:03:58whoa plane whoa i said whoa plane come on plane whoa whoa whoa
00:04:08i saw you sneak in there you yellow levered swine hunt i'm gonna count to three and if you don't
00:04:23come out i'm coming in after you one two
00:04:28if you're not yeller come on out and fight wherever you are
00:04:53you'll pay for this
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00:05:27uh-huh bombs away
00:05:47oh no
00:05:55say your prayers rabbit
00:06:12uh-oh he's heading right for the ammunition dump
00:06:23i've heard of hell's angels but i never thought i'd see one
00:06:33uh-oh he's heading right for the ammunition
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00:10:08Guess who?
00:10:16You.
00:10:18Yes, me.
00:10:24You didn't expect to see me again, eh, Swingally?
00:10:31Go away, please, you dumb rabbits, Bonnie.
00:10:35You are for to ruining my act.
00:10:38Wrong, Doc.
00:10:40I'm gonna help you.
00:10:42Uh, let's see now.
00:10:44You was trying to press the gucci-gay, press the dan-gigoo, press the, uh, pull a rabbit out of the hat.
00:10:51Regardez.
00:10:58Roota, voota, voot!
00:11:01Oh, yes, yes, come out and get the nice carrot, pretty bonnie.
00:11:31Ah, I got him.
00:11:48On the contrary, I've got you.
00:12:01Oh, let us in a gentle peep, please.
00:12:06Oh, let us in a gentle peep.
00:12:11Oh, let us in a gentle peep, please.
00:12:16Hey, hey.
00:12:17Ow!
00:12:18Ow!
00:12:18Ow!
00:12:19Ow!
00:12:20Ow!
00:12:29Now, ladies and gentle people, for my next delusion,
00:12:33I will require the assistance of a small boy from the audience.
00:12:38I shall be happy to assist you, sir.
00:12:41I shall now attempt to run razor-sharp swords through the basket.
00:12:48There's nothing for to fear. It's a trick.
00:12:51The swords do not penetrate. No.
00:13:11Agony! Agony! Agony! Agony!
00:13:31Does it hurt very much, sonny boy?
00:13:41One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Red light.
00:13:52One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, red light.
00:13:56One, two, three, four, five, red light.
00:14:01One, red light.
00:14:05One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, ten.
00:14:08All right.
00:14:09Zut, zut!
00:14:15What a performance, Darth Vader!
00:14:18What a performance!
00:14:20Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:14:26Boing!
00:14:28If I doot it, I'd set a weapon.
00:14:38I doot it!
00:14:40Hello-o-o-ee.
00:14:45I feel well to read.
00:14:49Doot it,尼 ein русler瓶
00:15:01You don't there.
00:15:06You don't go in America.
00:15:08I feel well, thank you.
00:15:12What a all-o-o-o-o-pop.
00:15:14I'd better hurry.
00:15:39I just got ten minutes to catch my plane.
00:15:41Hold everything, sasso.
00:15:57Cue.
00:16:02This is your lucky day. Opportunity is knocking.
00:16:06But I've got a very important appointment.
00:16:10I'll say you have. My card.
00:16:15Yes, sir. Daffy Duck. Personal representative of the most sensational discovery since the sweater girl.
00:16:21He's colossal, stupendous. One might even go so far as to say he's mediocre.
00:16:26I give you that paragon of pep and personality, Sleepy Lagoon.
00:16:30Shhh. Picture a packed house. The kid's on. The orchestra gives them a four bar vamp and the kid gives it to him like this.
00:16:37Shhh. Picture a packed house. The kid's on. The orchestra gives them a four bar vamp and the kid gives it to him like this.
00:16:49I'm just wild about Harry and Harry's wild about me.
00:16:59That's just a rough idea, you understand.
00:17:01He's the sweetest chocolate candy and just like honey from a bee.
00:17:06Oh, I'm just wild about Harry and he's just wild about.
00:17:11Cannot do without. He is from the south. Can't you hear me shout?
00:17:15Talking with my mouth. Could you ever doubt? He's just wild about me.
00:17:27The kid finishes mid thunderous applause. Hooray. Hey. He takes a bow.
00:17:32They're screaming for an encore. Encore. Give us more. We want more. Let's hear some more.
00:17:36Get us some more. Get us some more. Get us some more.
00:17:37Ah, but does the kid give him another song? No. He makes with a banjo solo like so.
00:17:42Just a minute, chubby. You ain't seen half of the kid's repertory.
00:18:05Well, here's one the kid does that you like. Hoo-hoo!
00:18:12Boom, sick-a-boom, sick-a-boom, woo-hoo! Boom, sick-a-boom, sick-a-boom!
00:18:16When, uh, we need down her rotation at her, she makes love to Caballero with something he can't resist.
00:18:21When she kisses, he misses like Enceladius with a dish of Capastrano and a punch from Vigil's fist.
00:18:25When she loves him, Nicky-a-boon-a-boon.
00:18:28She is the one hot tamale who can love him. Goodbye, golly, in September and November.
00:18:32Not to mention cold December, in the springtime, in the summer, or when autumn leaves are falling.
00:18:35She will love him!
00:18:37Boom, sick-a-bom, sick-a-bom, sick-a-bom. La-la! La-la-la-la! Woo!
00:18:42Even though you're all in my living, laugh, Clara! La-la-la!
00:18:52Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:18:56Ye-he-hee!
00:19:01I'm a cowboy, yes, sir, I am! Yes, sir, I am a cowboy, yes, sir, I am!
00:19:06I'm a cowboy, yes, sir, I am! Yes, sir, I am a cowboy! Ye-hee!
00:19:11We watch the skyways
00:19:34O'er the land and the sea
00:19:37Are ready to fly anywhere
00:19:39The duty calls, ready to fight
00:19:41To be free
00:19:43You're just an angel in disguise
00:19:54A wandered out from above
00:19:57La-da-da-dee-da-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee
00:20:00La-da-da-do-do-do-do-do
00:20:09Over hill and over dam
00:20:12We're always on the dusty trail
00:20:13Hunting foxes, hunting quails
00:20:14Oh, I am a hunting fool
00:20:15Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up
00:20:16My horse and I are of the finest breed
00:20:17Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up
00:20:18Just like the wind
00:20:19I ride my sword
00:20:19To the shore of foot
00:20:20And shore of eye
00:20:20Peeling onions
00:20:21Make me cry
00:20:21This makes no sense
00:20:22So do I
00:20:22So don't you go and beat me
00:20:25Daddy to the nearest bar
00:20:27Yeah
00:20:28And now the kid goes into a finale
00:20:32And what a finale
00:20:33Stop it
00:20:45Stop it
00:20:47Stop it
00:20:48All right
00:20:50Let's see what the kid can do
00:20:53Okay, Sleepy
00:20:55Do your stuff
00:21:03Let springtime blossoms bloom again
00:21:18In the garden
00:21:21My heart
00:21:29That's all, folks
00:21:59Oh, no, then
00:22:21Don't you lie for me
00:22:23I'm gonna get me what's up
00:22:26Gold out on a homeware way
00:22:28Gold is where you find it
00:22:30And when I find that stuff
00:22:33I'll dig and dig and dig and dig
00:22:35I'll never get enough
00:22:37I tramp the prairies and the plains
00:22:40I trudge each weary mile
00:22:42I'll tramp and trudge and trudge and tramp
00:22:45Until I make my pile
00:22:47Oh, Susan, don't you cry for me
00:22:51I'm gonna dig up lots of gold
00:22:54V for victory
00:22:56Oh, hello
00:23:00Oh, hello
00:23:26I'm a wagging, wagging, wover of the wild and wooey west
00:23:32Of all the things I haven't got
00:23:35I white gold the best
00:23:37Oh, it waned all night the day I weft
00:23:40The weather is so dry
00:23:41It was so warm I froze to death
00:23:44Susanna, don't you cry
00:23:46Oh, Susanna
00:23:48Don't you cry for me
00:23:51I'm gonna get me lots of gold
00:23:54V for victory
00:23:57Good evening, friends
00:24:01Hey, there's something off we squee going on around here
00:24:20Uh, what's up, Doc?
00:24:35Well, one of the strangest things
00:24:37I
00:24:38Boo!
00:24:40Hey, smart boy
00:24:45That's that schoolie rabbit
00:24:53Oh, well
00:24:54Oh, I've been working on the whale road
00:25:09All the week, long days
00:25:13I've been working on the whale road
00:25:17To pass the time away
00:25:19Oh, well
00:25:26Oh, well
00:25:27Oh, well
00:25:32Uh, pardon me, Doc, but, uh, did you lose this?
00:25:49Oh, yeah. Thank you very much.
00:25:51BAM!
00:26:07Gold! Gold, he found it! Hey, Eureka! Gold, Gold, he discovered Gold!
00:26:20Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold! Where? Where? Where? Where? Where?
00:26:27Uh, here.
00:26:31Oh, that's nothing. Well, I got one here.
00:26:37You chubby little rascal.
00:26:50Come out, Mr. Rabbit. I have a winter surprise for you.
00:26:57Don't laugh. I'll bet plenty of you men wear one of these.
00:27:14That's the worst war. I'll get that rabbit.
00:27:30Hey, Doc. Hey, Doc, where are you?
00:27:34Doc, where are you?
00:27:39Here I am.
00:27:45Too bad. Too bad. Oh, well.
00:27:51Oh, bury me now.
00:27:53I'm the lone prairie.
00:27:55Oh-dee-la-hee-hoo, where the wild coyotes
00:27:59Will howl on me, oh-dee-la-hee-hoo.
00:28:03Gosh, ain't I a stinker?
00:28:05Eureka-hee-hee-hoo.
00:28:15Eureka-hee-hoo.
00:28:19Wabbit.
00:28:20I came here for gold, and I'm gonna get it.
00:28:25No. No. No. Not that.
00:28:29Not that. Anything but that!
00:28:31you're weaker gold at west
00:28:45you're weaker gold at west
00:29:01you're weaker gold at west
00:29:31duck shot
00:29:50more duck shot
00:29:54confidentially those hunters couldn't hit the broad side of a duck
00:30:01ah they got me
00:30:05oh oh oh yipe
00:30:09get him wowiemore
00:30:16retrieve him
00:30:17take it easy rover
00:30:21that's no way to retrieve a duck
00:30:23look
00:30:24gentle like
00:30:28see larrimore
00:30:29hello
00:30:36sorry i had to plug you mr duck but i'm a sportsman
00:30:40a great great sportsman
00:30:42a great sportsman eh
00:30:47sportsman
00:30:57listen sport you don't know the meaning of fair play
00:31:03what chance has a poor helpless fluffy little winged creature like me against you
00:31:09you with your bullets and your shotgun and your knife and your dip call and your hunting
00:31:14and your hunting dog and all kind of stuff like that there
00:31:17what possession have i got
00:31:19a bulletproof vest i suppose
00:31:21how does that get there
00:31:24how'd you like to meet me in a fair fight mr sport
00:31:28all things being equal
00:31:30man to man
00:31:31marquis of queensberry rules
00:31:33huh
00:31:34that's different eh
00:31:36yeah that's something else again
00:31:38yeah
00:31:39you don't like that do you sportsman
00:31:41no
00:31:42you don't like it
00:31:45ladies and gentle ducks
00:31:58in that corner
00:32:00in that corner
00:32:09he's a dog
00:32:12you can have him
00:32:15what a tramp
00:32:19elmer
00:32:26fudd
00:32:28hello
00:32:29hooray
00:32:33and in this corner
00:32:37a duck who needs no introduction
00:32:41that outstanding exponent of clean sportsmanship
00:32:46the champion of champions
00:32:50your friend and mine
00:32:52our own
00:32:54our beloved
00:32:56daffy
00:32:57good to his mother
00:32:58duck
00:32:59now boys
00:33:06fight clean
00:33:07oh
00:33:10brother
00:33:12no rough stuff
00:33:14none of this
00:33:15or this
00:33:16or this
00:33:18or like so
00:33:19or this
00:33:21or this
00:33:22or this
00:33:23you understand
00:33:24yeah you mean none of this
00:33:29or this
00:33:30or like so
00:33:32or this
00:33:33or this
00:33:34or this
00:33:35or this
00:33:36or this
00:33:38huh
00:33:38how about a little of this
00:33:42absolutely
00:33:46uh-uh
00:33:47you know
00:33:50there's something
00:33:51awfully screwy
00:33:52about this fight
00:33:54or my name
00:33:55isn't
00:33:56larimore
00:33:56and it isn't
00:33:59you got him punchy champ
00:34:05he's practically a dead duck already
00:34:07now get in our sight
00:34:08go on in there
00:34:09and knock him out
00:34:09give it to him champ
00:34:11let him have it champ
00:34:12hmm
00:34:14getting a little sin on top
00:34:15how about a little something to stimulate the scalp
00:34:18now shake hands
00:34:25which hand do you take
00:34:33hmm
00:34:34that one
00:34:36nope
00:34:38wrong
00:34:39guess again
00:34:40all right
00:34:41all right
00:34:42i'll take that over there
00:34:44ha ha ha
00:34:45ain't he a dope
00:34:47you sure this is the one you want
00:34:49ha ha ha
00:34:51you're right
00:34:52that's the right one
00:34:53and here's round one coming up
00:34:59139 10 you're out
00:35:01the winner and new champion daffy duck
00:35:03i'm not the one to complain mr waffee
00:35:17but i thought you said no waff stuff
00:35:20none of this
00:35:21or this
00:35:22or this
00:35:23or like so
00:35:25or this
00:35:26or this
00:35:27or this
00:35:28that's all folks
00:35:53or this
00:35:57or this
00:35:58or this
00:36:29Greetings, music lovers.
00:36:34First, we will hear a waltz, written by Johann Strauss.
00:36:41And as we hear the whithmic stwains of the haunting we flane,
00:36:45listen to the whip-wing-whitham of the woodwinds
00:36:48as it wolds a-wound and a-wound,
00:36:52and it comes out here.
00:36:53Eww!
00:36:56Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:36:57Ha-ha-ha!
00:37:27Ha-ha-ha!
00:37:36Ha-ha-ha!
00:37:41Ha-ha-ha!
00:37:49Oh, my God.
00:38:19Ha-ha!
00:38:49Ha-ha!
00:39:19Ha-ha!
00:39:34Wasn't that lovely?
00:39:36And now we will present the beautiful Blue Danube.
00:39:49Quink, quink, quink, quink!
00:40:11Quink, quink, quink, quink!
00:40:16Quink, quink, quink, quink!
00:40:27Quink, quink, quink!
00:40:46The End
00:41:16The End
00:41:46The End
00:42:16The End
00:42:46The End
00:43:16The End
00:43:46The End
00:44:16The End
00:44:46The End
00:45:16The End
00:45:46The End
00:46:16The End
00:46:46Say, Liederkrantz, what time is it?
00:46:55When you hear the tone, it will be exactly 6.45 and one quarter.
00:47:00May I present you with this little token of our esteem?
00:47:17For me?
00:47:18For me?
00:47:18For me?
00:47:19For me?
00:47:19For me?
00:47:20For me?
00:47:20For me?
00:47:21For me?
00:47:22for me?
00:47:27Well, see you around.
00:47:27Schultz!
00:47:42Schultz!
00:47:57Wuh-huh-huh-huh!
00:48:05Oh, Heil Hitler!
00:48:07Schultz!
00:48:20Klaus du, Messzehn, dieser Telefon, SPC?
00:48:26Blyange Sie ruhig!
00:48:28This telephone is busy.
00:48:30Stay calm.
00:48:36Please, my dear,
00:48:38you have a nice stick.
00:48:48It's all yours, Von Lemberger.
00:48:50Hello, Schultz.
00:48:58I want you to...
00:49:00Oh, is that you, Mert?
00:49:04Whoo-hoo-hoo!
00:49:06Whoo-hoo-hoo!
00:49:20Come on!
00:49:30Messerschmitts!
00:49:32A whole mess of Messerschmitts!
00:49:43A mess of Messerschmitts!
00:49:45Whoo-hoo!
00:50:09Ah, now try and duck this one, you duck.
00:50:12Hail Hitler!
00:50:15Let's go!
00:50:25Ah-oh!
00:50:27Hau-oh!
00:50:29Hau-ionedurde Enferm�!
00:50:32Heinlikesturkene Alle zusammengestroot, Hitlergeswirkelgröbba!
00:50:35Ach, du, lieber, mein Herr, mein Puppen, mein Feld...
00:50:38...meint heile Gebä...
00:50:39George!
00:50:49That's all, folks.
00:51:09That's all, folks.
00:51:39That's all, folks.
00:52:09Get a load of this, folks.
00:52:17It says here,
00:52:19A constant menace to pilots
00:52:21are the gremlins
00:52:23who wreck planes
00:52:25with their
00:52:27diabolical
00:52:29sabotage.
00:52:33Gremlins.
00:52:35Oh, murder.
00:52:37Gremlins.
00:52:39What a fairy tale.
00:52:41Little men.
00:52:43Oh, brother.
00:53:01What's all the hubbub?
00:53:03Bub?
00:53:07Shh.
00:53:09These blockbuster bombs
00:53:11don't go off unless you hit them
00:53:13just right.
00:53:15Yeah?
00:53:17Yeah.
00:53:19Hey, Mac.
00:53:31Let me take a whack at it.
00:53:33Let me take a whack at it.
00:53:49What am I doing?
00:53:51Why, you little
00:53:53You...
00:53:55You...
00:53:57You...
00:53:59You...
00:54:01You...
00:54:03Gasp.
00:54:05Hey, I bet that wasn't...
00:54:07Say, do you think that...
00:54:09Hey, could that have been a...
00:54:11Kremlin?
00:54:13It ain't...
00:54:15Bendel Vilkey!
00:54:17Pffft!
00:54:19Pffft!
00:54:20Pffft!
00:54:21Pffft!
00:54:22Pffft!
00:54:23Pffft!
00:54:24Pffft!
00:54:25Pffft!
00:54:26Pffft!
00:54:27Pffft!
00:54:28Pffft!
00:54:29Pffft!
00:54:30Pffft!
00:54:31Pffft!
00:54:33Pff!
00:54:34Pff!
00:54:35Pffft!
00:54:36Pffft!
00:54:37Pffft!
00:54:38Which way did he go, George?
00:54:39Which way did he go?
00:54:40Pffft!
00:54:41Pff!
00:54:42Hmmm...
00:54:43that way!
00:54:44Well gee, thanks a lot George,
00:54:45thanks a lot.
00:54:46What's the matter, bunny rabbit? Speak to me. Why don't you say something?
00:55:01I'm only three and a half years old.
00:55:07I like him. He's silly.
00:55:16Help! Help! Help! Help!
00:55:36Help! Help!
00:55:54Hey, gremlin. Hey, gremlin, gremlin, gremlin.
00:55:59Nice, gremlin. Woo!
00:56:02Ha-ha-ha!
00:56:05Woo!
00:56:09Woo!
00:56:14Woo!
00:56:22Woo!
00:56:25Woo!
00:56:27Woo!
00:56:29Woo!
00:56:30Oh, my God.
00:57:00Oh, my God.
00:57:30Oh, my God.
00:58:00Oh, my God.
00:58:30Oh, my God.
00:59:00Oh, my God.
00:59:05Sorry, folks.
00:59:07We ran out of gas.
00:59:09Yeah.
00:59:10You know how it is with these A-carts.
00:59:30Don't watch TV.
00:59:43Don't read magazines.
00:59:45Don't even listen to NPR.
00:59:48Create your own road show.
00:59:51Don't listen to NPR.
00:59:55Don't listen to NPR.
00:59:59Don't listen to NPR.
01:00:00Don't listen to NPR.
01:00:01Don't listen to NPR.
01:00:02Don't listen to NPR.
01:00:03Don't listen to NPR.
01:00:04Don't listen to NPR.
01:00:05Don't listen to NPR.
01:00:06Don't listen to NPR.
01:00:07Don't listen to NPR.
01:00:08Don't listen to NPR.
01:00:09Don't listen to NPR.
01:00:09Don't listen to NPR.
01:00:10Don't listen to NPR.