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00:00Oh
00:19Damn it. It's your wife. Oh, it's your wife
00:25Hurry up, help me. Hurry up, help me, help me.
00:33Yes, right?
00:40Sweetie, how's your trip? When are you coming back?
00:43I'm already back. And I just saw my husband in a bed with another woman.
00:51What? You saw it? Wait, are you at home right now?
00:57Yes, I'm crying in the kitchen while my husband cuddles some tramp in our bed.
01:03Who's the tramp? Did you recognize her?
01:06No, he got her back to me. But I'm about to go and look her shameless face in the eyes.
01:14No, no, no, sit down. What that's going to change? Does it even matter who she is?
01:20Yeah, you're probably right. It doesn't matter.
01:27Either way, they're both dead.
01:31No, stop, please. Don't do anything rash. You don't want to end up in prison, right?
01:36Yeah, you have a point.
01:40But what should I do?
01:43I suggest you leave the house and come up to my place. I'll be there like in certain minutes for you.
01:50You've always been such a good friend to me.
01:53That's why I don't want to drag you into this. I'll handle it myself.
01:59How?
02:08I'm gonna lock the bedroom door and set the house on fire.
02:18It'll look like an accident. The corpse won't suspect the thing.
02:25Sweetie, don't do that. Don't you care about your house?
02:32You have a point.
02:34I didn't think of that.
02:37There is only one option left.
02:41Forgive your husband and move on.
02:44No. Grab the baseball bat and give that pear a taste of my breath.
02:50Wait, don't.
02:52She hung up. What are we going to do?
02:56Hide. Fast. Fast.
03:07Oh, honey. Oh, are you already home? What's going on?
03:11You're not cheating on me?
03:16Of course not. How could you think that?
03:20I'm such an idiot.
03:23I got all of our cup for nothing.
03:28How?
03:30I even scared our friend, Brenda.
03:32I need to cover her quickly and let her know everything's fine.
03:38Huh?
03:46What's that?
03:48How?
03:49How?
04:07Hi, handsome. My friend thinks that you are cute.
04:11What are you doing?
04:12Lisa, it's time for you to move on.
04:16I will take care of everything.
04:18Don't you dare.
04:22Oh, God.
04:23Don't tell me he's coming over here.
04:25He's coming over here.
04:30Hi.
04:32Hi.
04:33I'm Max.
04:35Hi.
04:37I'm Merlin.
04:39Who are you, Merlin?
04:41She's, uh, Lisa.
04:43Oh.
04:45I think you're cute too, Lisa.
04:48Two pina coladas and gin and tonic.
04:51On his step.
04:52Can I have a word with you?
04:53Yeah?
04:54Okay.
04:56Oh, wait.
04:58Look, look, look.
04:59You see how hot she is?
05:03Why are you doing this?
05:05Okay.
05:07Do you want to know the truth?
05:08Yes.
05:09Yes, I do. Please cheer this up.
05:10Perhaps the whole point is that your beloved hubby left you for 20-year-old student and you are still waiting for him.
05:18I'm not waiting for him.
05:19Liar.
05:21You haven't even changed the locks.
05:24Okay.
05:25Yeah, I'm waiting for him.
05:27Just a little.
05:29Move on.
05:30That's it.
05:31Just talk to him.
05:33Hmm.
05:39Yeah.
05:41I guess he's kind of cute.
05:44Cute.
05:46I'll talk to him under one condition.
05:49Go ahead.
05:50Be with me.
05:51All evening.
05:55I won't leave you.
05:58Okay.
06:01Hi, guys.
06:03Finger crossed.
06:05Goodbye.
06:06Bye-bye.
06:07What?
06:08Bye!
06:09Jen!
06:11Jen!
06:12So, maybe let's start again. I'm Max.
06:30I'm Lisa.
06:32Very nice to meet you, Lisa.
06:34Nice to meet you, too.
06:35Cheers.
06:42Cheers.
06:44Cheers.
06:54So, Lisa is a wonderful and smart woman, so why would you hire an escort for her?
07:01None of your business.
07:03Okay.
07:06Uh...
07:08There's only half the amount.
07:11Because you only did half the job.
07:14She went home last night to a sedative, instead of going home with a man.
07:20The deal was about...
07:22Okay, then.
07:26Lisa, hi, it's Max.
07:29I was thinking, how would you like to get together tonight?
07:32Yeah, but...
07:35This time it's a...
07:37Date.
07:40Yes, great.
07:42Great.
07:43I will pick you up at seven.
07:45Bye.
07:46It's not all the time.
07:49I'm ready to go get together, but I'm ready for the job.
07:52Let's go ahead and see what you're looking for.
07:54Let's go to my house.
07:56I'm ready to go.
07:57Let's go.
07:59Let's go.
08:00Let's go.
08:02Let's go.
08:05Okay, I'm ready.
08:07Okay, I'm ready for my personal life.
08:08Let's go.
08:09Let's go.
08:10Let's go.
08:11Let's go.
08:12Max?
08:34Blindfold and leave the door open.
08:42D
08:50Check the lemon notebook, check the storage on the surface of 12 objects.
08:56Yes, using little plastic et cetera, are actually sleeping with a dip in the oven.
08:59ivenesseclassenics andなく?
09:04Legat dinン stalpelage upset this step a bit.
09:38Good morning.
09:48I hope you don't mind one-day-old pastries.
09:54Good morning.
09:56Hello.
09:59They had no fresh ones.
10:08Oh, I'm so sorry.
10:17That's my husband.
10:17You're married?
10:20Are you married?
10:21My ex-husband.
10:23So let me talk to him.
10:25Oh, listen, Max.
10:28I'm very grateful to you, but you mean nothing to me.
10:33Just like I mean nothing to you.
10:35Please hide in the closet.
10:39Yeah, I get it.
10:40Lisa, honey.
10:49Forgive me.
10:50I've been such a fool.
10:51I love you, Lisa.
10:52I don't need anyone but you.
10:54Paul.
10:54Forgive me.
10:55Please, I beg you.
10:55What are you doing?
10:56I beg you.
10:56Please.
10:57Paul, please stand up.
10:58As you say, my love.
11:02Your wish is my command.
11:03Am I distracting you from something?
11:11Distracting?
11:12Yes, from delicious breakfast.
11:14I just spilled my coffee because you surprised me.
11:18I'll make some fresh coffee.
11:19Okay.
11:20And we'll have breakfast together.
11:33Max, what did you do to her?
11:40She hasn't answered all day.
11:46I don't want any money for Lisa.
11:49Let's pretend like this situation never happened.
11:52Max, what's happened to you?
11:57Jan, what a surprise.
12:00Long time no see.
12:01Yes, since you moved in with a student.
12:06What's going on?
12:08Well, Paul and I decided to start over.
12:14Hi, Lisa.
12:17Max, what a surprise.
12:21Are you blindfolding her too?
12:23Blindfolding.
12:26Intriguing.
12:28Darling, who is this?
12:29This is my old friend.
12:31I'm Max.
12:33I'm an escort.
12:35Jen hired me for Lisa to get rid of her stupid husband.
12:39And this morning I was hiding in your closet.
12:41So technically we've met.
12:44So this was all for the money?
12:47No.
12:48I just returned the money.
12:50Why would you care?
12:53Lisa, I don't understand.
12:54Lisa, is it true?
12:59Yes, Paul.
13:02I did spend a night with him.
13:07I forgive you.
13:08I also cheated you once, so we're one-one.
13:15Sir, your order.
13:33I don't understand.
13:34I don't understand.
13:36Is it really so difficult to find a person who knows how to fry meat?
13:39I ask for well done, and it's clearly medium well.
13:43Look.
13:43See?
13:46It's burgundy.
13:47And well done should be brown.
13:50You forgive me so easily.
13:53Are you really satisfied with the one-on-one score?
13:56Well, yes.
13:58Aren't you jealous of him at all?
14:01I mean, we are not competing here.
14:03Baby, we are over 40.
14:09Who needs you but me?
14:11Who needs me too?
14:12We have each other.
14:13That's it.
14:16It's better together.
14:22That's it?
14:25Listen, I had to step back.
14:28She threw me with the words,
14:30I am ashamed to walk next to you.
14:33Now you step back.
14:35And I don't want you to have to hear those words either.
14:39I think our family will become even stronger
14:41with the score one-on-one.
14:48Yeah.
14:50You're probably right.
15:03Honey, what's going on?
15:25Tomorrow you'll leave this place
15:28and you'll never come back.
15:37But...
15:38Lisa?
15:50What are you doing here?
15:55I remember that I...
15:58That I owe you coffee.
16:00And I came to...
16:05Return the favor.
16:07I...
16:08Return the favor.
16:11I remember that I was hoping to go back in my see-
16:22Yeah.
16:22I don't want to talk back.
16:24I know we're waiting.
16:25Well, I don't know if I tuvite the favor of how are you.
16:25I don't know.