Arlo accepts what seems to him to be a dream promotion to Idaho. He soon discovers, however, that moving has its own share of problems.
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00:03:30Oh, no.
00:03:33I don't believe it.
00:03:34Oh, my God, Monica.
00:03:59It's Frank Crawford.
00:04:00The man's got maybe 30 square feet of lawn, right?
00:04:03He's on a lawn tractor.
00:04:05I believe you.
00:04:06Lawn tractor.
00:04:07Come back to bed.
00:04:08I can't sleep.
00:04:09I can't sleep.
00:04:09I can't sleep.
00:04:09I can't sleep.
00:04:09The noise.
00:04:10I mean, listen to that thing.
00:04:12It sounds like a 20-ton jackhammer.
00:04:17Then go downstairs and tell him to stop.
00:04:20That's the neighbor from hell.
00:04:22He was in the Marines for 15 years.
00:04:24You saw the movie Rambo.
00:04:26We gotta consider the Rambo factor here.
00:04:29Harlow, why don't you go downstairs and talk to them?
00:04:34Better yet, come back to bed.
00:04:37You shouldn't just stand there getting yourself all worked up.
00:04:39You know what happens.
00:04:41Your nose starts bleeding.
00:04:43My nose bled once.
00:04:45Once.
00:04:46For five days.
00:04:53Shit!
00:04:54They're called rocket launchers?
00:05:08Mm-hmm.
00:05:08How many do you want?
00:05:09Well, I want a dozen of them.
00:05:11Okay.
00:05:12I knew I could count on you.
00:05:14Good.
00:05:15Marshall?
00:05:16Yes?
00:05:17It's your turn to be flipper.
00:05:19Come on.
00:05:21Okay.
00:05:24Wait a minute.
00:05:30There's Whitney Houston.
00:05:31Daddy, please.
00:05:33Well, I didn't believe it.
00:05:34This is Whitney Houston.
00:05:36Hi, Mom.
00:05:37Nice to do that.
00:05:38I can have the car today, right?
00:05:40Wrong.
00:05:41You may not.
00:05:42No, I really would like to know what the use of having a license is if I can't drive.
00:05:46Girlfriend, I need my car today, okay?
00:05:49I have my art class, and then I have choir rehearsal.
00:05:53Dad, how about you?
00:05:54Can I borrow your car and you take the bus to work?
00:05:56Um, let me get this right.
00:05:58You take my $24,000 brand new Saab, and I take the bus.
00:06:02Is that your plan?
00:06:03Yeah.
00:06:04Can I?
00:06:05Hmm.
00:06:05I'll have to mull that over.
00:06:09I think not.
00:06:11Daddy.
00:06:13You know, Natalie Townsend has her own car.
00:06:16Then your problem's solved.
00:06:17You ride to school with Natalie Townsend.
00:06:18That's not funny.
00:06:23You know, you're treating me like a child.
00:06:25I wonder why.
00:06:27Okay.
00:06:28Just wait till I'm 18 and I'm gone.
00:06:30You're gonna be out of my pocket?
00:06:31Great.
00:06:34I'm gone.
00:06:35Mwah.
00:06:36See you, guys.
00:06:37Bye.
00:06:37Bye, sweetie.
00:06:38Good morning, Mr. Pear.
00:06:46Good morning, Victor.
00:06:48Get out of the way.
00:06:49Back it up.
00:06:50Back it up.
00:06:51Take care of my baby.
00:06:52You bet.
00:06:53I'll help you with it, ma'am.
00:07:07Oh, why, thank you.
00:07:08You hold this for me?
00:07:09Yes.
00:07:11Thanks.
00:07:19Excuse me.
00:07:23You work out?
00:07:24No.
00:07:25I used to.
00:07:27You gotta keep at it.
00:07:28No pain, no gain.
00:07:30Oh, really?
00:07:31I have a different model.
00:07:34No pain.
00:07:35Sounds good to me.
00:07:39Well, this is me.
00:07:41Me, too.
00:07:44You work here?
00:07:46Starting today.
00:07:48Welcome aboard.
00:07:49Arlo Pear.
00:07:50Oh, Helen Fredericks.
00:07:51Listen, why don't you just leave that with the receptionist,
00:07:54and I'll pick it up later.
00:07:55Okay, I'll do that.
00:07:58I do all that mass transit stuff, you know,
00:08:00bus lines, subway stuff like that.
00:08:02It's a battle to the death for me versus gridlock.
00:08:05Sounds very exciting.
00:08:06Oh, it is.
00:08:07Good morning.
00:08:08How you doing?
00:08:09Good morning, John.
00:08:09Hi.
00:08:10You're gonna like it here.
00:08:12Everybody's real nice.
00:08:13Well, this is where I live.
00:08:15Check this out.
00:08:15Feel free to stop by anytime.
00:08:17Oh, God, he doesn't know yet.
00:08:19Arlo, Arlo, relax.
00:08:24This isn't easy for me, either.
00:08:25Who's the woman?
00:08:28Name's Helen.
00:08:29Helen Frederick.
00:08:30She works with Jansen.
00:08:33So, the merger went through?
00:08:36Yeah, the merger went through.
00:08:38We signed the deal Friday night.
00:08:39Congratulations.
00:08:41You got a ball burn out here, Roy.
00:08:45Arlo, listen.
00:08:46With a merger like this,
00:08:48there are always certain changes.
00:08:51Don't bullshit me.
00:08:52Roy, if you're gonna let me go,
00:08:53just tell me.
00:08:55Arlo, I'm sorry.
00:08:57So, that's it?
00:08:59After 15 years?
00:09:00Yes?
00:09:03Arlo, listen.
00:09:04This is my home number, huh?
00:09:08Why don't you call me
00:09:09if you need a little?
00:09:10Any assistance.
00:09:11Anything.
00:09:15Fuck you, Roy.
00:09:17After 15 years.
00:09:19Fuck you.
00:09:22The wrong finger.
00:09:24I gave the man the wrong finger.
00:09:26Sweetheart, it's all right.
00:09:28No, it's not.
00:09:29I stood in his face
00:09:29for 10 minutes arguing
00:09:31and held up my index finger.
00:09:33The wrong finger.
00:09:34Arlo, sit down.
00:09:35Listen to me.
00:09:37Don't torture yourself, okay?
00:09:39We'll be fine.
00:09:40You are a terrific
00:09:41transportation engineer,
00:09:42one of the best in the country.
00:09:44Now, tomorrow morning,
00:09:45we'll put a new resume together
00:09:46and by the end of the week,
00:09:48you'll have your choice of jobs.
00:09:49You'll see.
00:09:49I gave him the wrong finger.
00:09:58I said on the porch.
00:10:01Is this a porch, huh?
00:10:03Does it look like a porch to you?
00:10:06It looks like a shrub to me.
00:10:08Now, pay attention.
00:10:11Shrub.
00:10:12Green.
00:10:13Sneezy.
00:10:14Shrub.
00:10:17Torch.
00:10:19Flat.
00:10:20Concrete.
00:10:21Torch.
00:10:22Brick.
00:10:24Torch.
00:10:27Shrub.
00:10:29Torch.
00:10:30You got it now, soldier?
00:10:31Huh?
00:10:32Yes, sir.
00:10:33Sorry, sir.
00:10:35Hey!
00:10:37What are you staring at?
00:10:39In the house, boys.
00:10:40Come on.
00:10:41Don't make eye contact.
00:10:42Your old man's still looking for a job?
00:10:45Tell him we could use a good paper boy around here.
00:10:47This kid ain't cutting it.
00:10:48I'm calling about the Ginsu knives.
00:11:05Arlo pear.
00:11:08P-E-A-R.
00:11:12He won't remember me.
00:11:18Sure he will.
00:11:19He danced with you three times that night.
00:11:21But, Natalie, he's different.
00:11:23I mean, look at him.
00:11:25Will you shut up and get in there?
00:11:27Come on, move your feet left, right.
00:11:28That's it.
00:11:28It's called walking.
00:11:30No problem.
00:11:31You got it.
00:11:34Hi.
00:11:34Can I help you?
00:11:35I'm just looking.
00:11:37Hey, we met at the party.
00:11:40Party?
00:11:40Right, at Dwayne's house.
00:11:42I'm Kevin.
00:11:43Oh, yeah, right.
00:11:44I thought I'd never find you again.
00:11:47Really?
00:11:48I wanted to call you, but I didn't know your number.
00:11:52Well, it's in the book.
00:11:53I didn't know your name.
00:11:55Well, that's in the book, too.
00:11:56How about putting it in this book?
00:11:58Okay.
00:12:05Okay.
00:12:06Bye.
00:12:07Bye.
00:12:08Bye.
00:12:10So, what happened?
00:12:13We're going out Friday night.
00:12:15Oh, Casey, that's great.
00:12:16I know.
00:12:16And he has his own apartment.
00:12:18Oh, that's even better.
00:12:19Yes.
00:12:19And he goes to Fairleigh Dickinson, and he's majoring in pharmacy.
00:12:22Oh, right, right.
00:12:24Sure.
00:12:24I can just see you living on a farm.
00:12:26I'm on fire.
00:12:40Stand away from that car.
00:12:43Yeah.
00:12:44You stupid.
00:12:45I told you, didn't I?
00:13:02Now we're going for the kill.
00:13:04You're not going anywhere, Pear.
00:13:06I got you right where I want you.
00:13:09Come on out, Frank.
00:13:11Just you and me now, sport.
00:13:13What's your problem, Frank?
00:13:15I'll tell you what my problem is.
00:13:17I have a brain tool.
00:13:18I'll tell you what my problem is.
00:13:20I have a brain tool.
00:13:21I see you, Arlo, Bear.
00:13:25You can run.
00:13:27It's a high.
00:13:28We're a hero.
00:13:30We're you and me.
00:13:31We're blasted the coin.
00:13:33We're blasted the coin.
00:13:35Cut this shit, Frank.
00:13:45Arlo?
00:13:47Honey, telephone.
00:13:51Don't.
00:13:58Mayday.
00:13:58Mayday.
00:13:58We've been hit.
00:13:59We're going in.
00:14:00Mayday.
00:14:00Mayday.
00:14:01Honey, I'm gone.
00:14:02See you later.
00:14:03Who is it?
00:14:05Yes, this is Arlo, Bear.
00:14:06What do you want?
00:14:08What?
00:14:10Yes, I'd be interested.
00:14:14Well, that was very nice of him.
00:14:17Yes, I know where that is.
00:14:21Yes, an hour.
00:14:22I could be there in an hour.
00:14:23All right.
00:14:23See you there in an hour.
00:14:25I'll see you then.
00:14:27Thank you very much.
00:14:28You're welcome.
00:14:29Good luck.
00:14:34Thank you, Judy.
00:14:35Arlo, Bear.
00:14:35Yes, sir.
00:14:36Hi, Simon Everhart.
00:14:37I'm glad you could make it.
00:14:52I wanted to meet you for years.
00:14:53Have a seat.
00:14:55Can I get you anything?
00:14:56Coffee?
00:14:56No, Mr. Everhart.
00:14:57Thank you very much.
00:14:58Sweet.
00:14:58Call me Simon.
00:14:59We're going to be working together every day.
00:15:02Excuse me.
00:15:06What did you find, Gary?
00:15:07Tell him Arlo, Bear's here.
00:15:10It's Gary Marcus, chairman of the board.
00:15:13Canceled a flight today so he could meet you.
00:15:16So you're the man who did...
00:15:19Where is he?
00:15:21Hi, Gary Marcus.
00:15:25Heard nothing but great things about you.
00:15:27Welcome to GTI.
00:15:28Have you been filling in our friend?
00:15:30Well, yeah, I was just about to.
00:15:31Here, Arlo, take a look at this.
00:15:34We call it the Phase One Shuttle.
00:15:36It's a fully automated monorail commuter train.
00:15:38The fastest, most advanced train in the world.
00:15:41180 miles an hour.
00:15:43Who's going to drive this thing, my wife?
00:15:51Arlo, we want you to head our research and development division.
00:15:55You'll have complete autonomy.
00:15:56You can set your own staff.
00:15:57Set your own schedule.
00:15:58Whatever you want.
00:15:59Let's be perfectly frank, Arlo.
00:16:00I'm sure there are a number of other offers that you're considering.
00:16:05Arlo, we know what you're getting at Metro,
00:16:07and this job pays 20,000 more.
00:16:10Treat you like a king.
00:16:11Full staff, secretaries.
00:16:13Stock options, profit sharing.
00:16:14Expense accounts, state-of-the-art equipment.
00:16:16Arlo, whatever you want, you got it.
00:16:19I personally guarantee it.
00:16:21How's that sound?
00:16:23Terrific.
00:16:23Well, I guess the first thing on the agenda is
00:16:26we've got to get him out there as soon as possible.
00:16:30Out there?
00:16:34Didn't someone talk about this?
00:16:37No.
00:16:41Well, it's probably just an oversight.
00:16:45Arlo, the job is in Boise.
00:16:49Boise?
00:16:50Boise.
00:16:51Right.
00:16:52Idaho.
00:16:55Idaho.
00:16:56Great.
00:16:58That's where we're headquartered.
00:16:59That's where the prototype for the shuttle is.
00:17:04Well, we'll do everything that we can.
00:17:06Your wife is going to love it.
00:17:08We'll fly both of you out there next week to help you find a home.
00:17:11Arlo, I lived in Idaho all my life.
00:17:14It's a beautiful country.
00:17:15Great fishing.
00:17:16Do you like the outdoors?
00:17:18It's outdoors.
00:17:19Well, this is a big decision.
00:17:24Maybe you want to go home and talk it over with the wife and family.
00:17:29Come on, Case.
00:17:30I already bought you a ticket.
00:17:32No, Mom.
00:17:33I'm sorry.
00:17:33I can't come hear you sing.
00:17:34I've made other plans.
00:17:36Other plans for Kevin?
00:17:37Kevin, we saw what you and Kevin were doing last night.
00:17:41Sitting in the tree.
00:17:42P-O-R-K-I-N-G.
00:17:45Shut up.
00:17:45Shut up.
00:17:46Dad, will you please tell them to shut up?
00:17:48Well, why don't you invite Kevin?
00:17:53All right, Mom.
00:17:54That's a fun date.
00:17:56To bring my boyfriend to hear my mother sing soprano?
00:17:58I don't think so.
00:18:02Darling.
00:18:05These potatoes are delicious.
00:18:08Thank you, sweetie.
00:18:10Um, do you have enough?
00:18:15You know, Kevin just might enjoy it.
00:18:18No, Mom.
00:18:21Are these Idaho potatoes?
00:18:26I don't know, Arlo.
00:18:28I bet they are.
00:18:29I bet these are Idaho potatoes.
00:18:32I know.
00:18:34Why don't you tape it, and I'll listen to it later.
00:18:37It's the country's leading producer of silver, you know.
00:18:41What is?
00:18:42I'm sorry.
00:18:43I thought we were talking about Idaho.
00:18:48Dad, are you all right?
00:18:51Yeah, I'm fine.
00:18:52But I read an article this afternoon about Idaho, our 43rd state, the gym state, which,
00:18:59by the way, is where Whitney Houston was born.
00:19:01No, she wasn't.
00:19:04She was born right here, in New Jersey.
00:19:07Well, she sang so good.
00:19:10You'd think she was born in Idaho.
00:19:12What's going on here?
00:19:18Arlo.
00:19:20You got a job!
00:19:22Maybe.
00:19:25With who?
00:19:26The Idaho Tourist Bureau?
00:19:27No, I'd be honored if it were, but it's this company called GTI Transit.
00:19:32It's a new opportunity, a big raise.
00:19:36Well, there's more.
00:19:37What is it?
00:19:38Well, I didn't tell them yes.
00:19:40Well, what is it?
00:19:44I didn't tell them yes.
00:19:47What?
00:19:49It's in Boise, Idaho.
00:19:51Boise?
00:19:51Did you say Boise, Idaho?
00:19:54Boise?
00:19:55Arlo, we have to leave New Jersey.
00:19:57I can do the Boise.
00:19:59Arlo, we have to leave here for the...
00:20:00Arlo, come on now.
00:20:01That's not fair.
00:20:02You promised me.
00:20:03No way.
00:20:05There's no way.
00:20:06No way I'm moving.
00:20:07The phone hasn't been ringing off the hook, ladies and gentlemen.
00:20:11You can commute.
00:20:12To Idaho?
00:20:13Maybe it's 2,000 miles.
00:20:14It's not fair.
00:20:16This is my last year of school.
00:20:18I have Kevin here and all my friends.
00:20:20I know, babe, but it's not that easy.
00:20:23Well, there's no way I'm moving.
00:20:24No fucking way.
00:20:26Wait a minute.
00:20:26That's a quarter in the swear jar, young lady.
00:20:29Fine.
00:20:3125 cents in the swear jar.
00:20:35Here's a dollar, Dad.
00:20:36Because there's no goddamn way.
00:20:38I'm goddamn moving to any son of a bitch.
00:20:39Shit-eating.
00:20:40Goddamn.
00:20:41Ida.
00:20:41Goddamn.
00:20:42Shitty-ho.
00:20:47What?
00:20:48Leave the room.
00:21:05You know, you guys don't want dessert?
00:21:06Oh, yeah.
00:21:09Now.
00:21:11Wait a minute.
00:21:12I helped you guys last week.
00:21:14Cowards.
00:21:16I love this house.
00:21:18So do I.
00:21:19I love this town.
00:21:21I love our friends.
00:21:23I don't want to move.
00:21:26I don't want to move, Ethan, baby.
00:21:28Things change.
00:21:29You could always work for my father.
00:21:32I'm sure that offer's still good.
00:21:36Making mustard.
00:21:38But you wouldn't be making mustard.
00:21:40You'd be supervising people.
00:21:43Who are making mustard?
00:21:45I am a transportation engineer.
00:21:48That's what I do.
00:21:51That's what I do.
00:21:52It's a job offer out there.
00:21:57It's a good job, huh?
00:22:01Once in a lifetime.
00:22:05Oh.
00:22:06I can't believe I'm moving again.
00:22:14No.
00:22:15Not this thing.
00:22:16I'm gonna take care of everything.
00:22:19If they kiss, we're dead.
00:22:22You swear.
00:22:34That's it.
00:22:35We're moving.
00:22:41All right, ladies and gentlemen, listen up.
00:22:43We're gonna take it from the top.
00:22:44And this time, I want some feeling in it, okay?
00:22:47Operation Idaho.
00:22:48Five weeks to go, and what's the plan?
00:22:54We sell the house for as much as we can.
00:22:57And what do we do with four weeks to go?
00:23:00Buy a new house in Idaho.
00:23:02Three weeks to go, what do you say?
00:23:05Clean out the attic and throw stuff away.
00:23:08Two weeks to go, and the big yard sale.
00:23:11Arrange with the mailman to forward the mail.
00:23:14One week to go, and what's the job?
00:23:17Hire somebody to drive the sub.
00:23:20Moving day, and we're out of Jersey.
00:23:23We're gonna start a new life for this town called Boise.
00:23:27Great, that was excellent.
00:23:29Hey, Case.
00:23:30Price or any of us?
00:23:31Price.
00:23:33Have you told him yet?
00:23:35No.
00:23:36Why not?
00:23:37Because I'm not moving.
00:23:38What do you mean?
00:23:40I mean, I'm not moving.
00:23:44Even if I have to kill someone.
00:23:59Where'd you get him, Coach?
00:24:01It ain't over till it's over.
00:24:02Come on, Randy, let's go.
00:24:17One more left.
00:24:19Come on, let's go, Randy.
00:24:20One more left, Randy.
00:24:22You can do it.
00:24:23You've done it before.
00:24:24Let's go.
00:24:24Let's go.
00:24:32I can't believe you're leaving me.
00:25:00As you can see, the entire house is very sunny's wonderful for plans.
00:25:06Phillip, what are brown cows looking here?
00:25:08Uh-huh.
00:25:09And honey, look at the paneling.
00:25:11And here are the two downstairs bedrooms.
00:25:15Sounds like they like it.
00:25:16If they make an offer, let me do the talking.
00:25:18Don't even nod your head.
00:25:19I'll handle everything.
00:25:20Okay.
00:25:23Oh, my God!
00:25:25Oh, my God!
00:25:29Oh, my God!
00:25:31What the hell?
00:25:52Where's Casey?
00:25:53Casey?
00:25:55Oh, my God!
00:26:00Step one.
00:26:02Stop me.
00:26:08What's this?
00:26:11Oh, I was just doing some work around the house.
00:26:16You'll love the kitchen.
00:26:17It has all the top-of-the-line appliances.
00:26:20Oh, this is our stove.
00:26:22It has a grill and a fan with a downdraft.
00:26:25It's great.
00:26:26And over here, this operates the garbage disposal.
00:26:30What?
00:26:30What?
00:26:30Oh, my God.
00:27:00Here they are!
00:27:12Is that a working fireplace?
00:27:14Yes, it is. We're using it all winter.
00:27:16Very nice. Very nice. This would be perfect for us.
00:27:19Oh, if you like it.
00:27:20Why don't you come outside here?
00:27:22Show me the bottom key.
00:27:24Where does this go?
00:27:25Oh, it's just a basement. You see one, you know, this little ball.
00:27:27Could we have a look at it?
00:27:29Look at that? Jesus!
00:27:30It's just a storage area now, you know, a wash machine, dryer.
00:27:35Well, we'd still like to see it.
00:27:37Oh, but no! You see, it's a mess.
00:27:41What?
00:27:42Is there a problem with the basement?
00:27:44No, there's no problem with the basement, except to be honest with you,
00:27:48the door's stuck. It's been stuck for six months.
00:27:51I've tried to open it. You can't open it.
00:27:53Well, I'll give it a try.
00:27:54But you can't.
00:27:55Well, I'll just give it a try.
00:27:56I know you'll give it a try, but you can't.
00:27:58Here, I'll just...
00:27:59Wow!
00:28:01Done!
00:28:02Honey, well, uh, we should have had you here six months ago.
00:28:07At least.
00:28:08Well, we're going.
00:28:10Yeah, let's have a look.
00:28:11Okay.
00:28:11Well, hey, this is the garage door, and the basement is really dry.
00:28:18Oh, my God, who's that?
00:28:20Oh, that's our daughter, Casey.
00:28:21Hi, honey. These are the Seegers.
00:28:23We'll be taking the washer and dryer with us.
00:28:25What are you doing to this child?
00:28:29Oh, she's a student.
00:28:31It's a class project.
00:28:33Class project?
00:28:34Yeah.
00:28:34She's studying sensory deprivation.
00:28:37She's doing a damn good job.
00:28:38She's going to get an A.
00:28:39Aren't you, dear?
00:28:40We'll be out of your way in just a minute, sweetheart.
00:28:42Mm-hmm.
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Come on this way.
00:28:45This here is a storage room.
00:28:46Well, old Mr. Pear, now, uh, about your asking price.
00:28:57Yes.
00:28:59Um, how firm is it?
00:29:03Well, we have had other interests, but we'd be willing to consider anything, say, within 5%.
00:29:10Oh, my God.
00:29:15Oh, of course, that is negotiable.
00:29:19Arlo?
00:29:20Frank, what in the hell are you doing here?
00:29:23Hey, neighbor.
00:29:25I saw the car parked out front.
00:29:27Somebody looking at the house?
00:29:28Yes, they are.
00:29:29Can you come back in 10 minutes, please?
00:29:31Just thought I'd say hi.
00:29:33It's the kind of guy I am.
00:29:35They're showing a snuff film on cable, Frank.
00:29:37Why don't you check it out?
00:29:40Frank, don't call my house.
00:29:41Frank.
00:29:42Frank.
00:29:45Mrs. Pear.
00:29:47Hi, I'm Frank Crawford.
00:29:50Hi.
00:29:50I live right next door.
00:29:51Larry Seeger is my wife, Cleo.
00:29:53Hi.
00:29:53Cleo.
00:29:55Oh, what a beautiful name.
00:29:57You know, one of the, uh, women that I work with at the teen center is named Cleo.
00:30:02Get him out of here.
00:30:03One of the loveliest human beings I've ever met.
00:30:05Really?
00:30:05Mm-hmm.
00:30:06Frank has to be going now.
00:30:07Do you play golf, Larry?
00:30:09Well, I try.
00:30:11Well, you know, there's a new course that just opened up down the road, and maybe you and
00:30:15me, we could break it in together sometime.
00:30:18Oh.
00:30:19It's a deal.
00:30:20Oh, I almost forgot.
00:30:21It's a little welcome to the neighborhood gift.
00:30:23Aren't you sweet?
00:30:24Bye, pig.
00:30:26Mm.
00:30:26It's, uh, my mother's recipe.
00:30:31Say, Arlo, how much did you pay this guy to come over?
00:30:37Frank?
00:30:38I couldn't pay him enough.
00:30:39Could I, Frank?
00:30:40Money?
00:30:41No, thanks.
00:30:43Uh, listen, Frank, could I talk to you?
00:30:45Certainly, neighbor.
00:30:46I'm at your disposal.
00:30:48So, you'll excuse us?
00:30:50Uh-huh.
00:30:50Very nice meeting you both.
00:30:53Meeting you both, and, uh, real pleasure.
00:30:56You go ahead.
00:30:59Nice to meet you.
00:31:00Nice meeting you, too.
00:31:01I'm going to do a little refurbishing on the house, so, uh, I hope it won't disturb you
00:31:05too much.
00:31:06But don't forget, it's a date.
00:31:07Oh, yeah, we're up there.
00:31:12Mrs. Pear?
00:31:17Frank, come here.
00:31:20Jesus Christ, what are you doing?
00:31:22I'd say I'm selling your house.
00:31:24Why?
00:31:24Because you people bore me.
00:31:26I want you out.
00:31:28I crave new blood.
00:31:29Oh, my God.
00:31:31Ain't you going to peel that?
00:31:33I know what's in it.
00:31:35Jesus, that's disgusting.
00:31:36Mr. Parrott.
00:31:37Hi.
00:31:37Arlo.
00:31:38We've talked it over, and we'd like to make you an offer.
00:31:42Oh, that's great.
00:31:44Great!
00:31:45Great!
00:31:47Mom.
00:31:48Coming back as soon as we find the house.
00:31:50We're not going to go stay this time.
00:31:52May we have our own bedroom?
00:31:53Yes, can we buy this one?
00:31:54We're going to do the best we can to get you your own room, but I need the book.
00:31:57We've got to go.
00:31:58Come on, guys.
00:31:59Oh, hey.
00:32:00Oh, okay.
00:32:01Go.
00:32:02Hey, take care of your sister, okay?
00:32:03She's not feeling well.
00:32:04Okay.
00:32:05I'll see you again.
00:32:05Okay, bye.
00:32:06Oh, Mother, thank you.
00:32:07We really appreciate this.
00:32:08Come on, dear.
00:32:10We've got to get going.
00:32:10We're going to be late.
00:32:11See you, Dad.
00:32:12Take care, okay?
00:32:15I don't even know where Idaho is.
00:32:29Sounds perfect.
00:32:31Four bedrooms, sunken living room with fireplace.
00:32:34Need some work.
00:32:38And this, naturally, is the living room.
00:32:51Believe your dream house, isn't it, dear?
00:32:55Of course, you'd probably decorate it differently.
00:32:58Oh, yes.
00:32:59We get bigger penises.
00:33:02Oh, Harlow, this is great.
00:33:04Man, four bedrooms.
00:33:05Can you believe it?
00:33:06You know, it's this place with costs back in Jersey.
00:33:11Oh, God.
00:33:12Look at these windows.
00:33:14My plants are going to love it here.
00:33:16Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:17We're taking all the windows with us.
00:33:22I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
00:33:24I'm a joker, I'm a nut.
00:33:26Come on in the kitchen.
00:33:28I'll show you the kitchen.
00:33:32Yeah, I built these cabinets myself.
00:33:35They're beautiful.
00:33:36And tiles, look.
00:33:38And two cents.
00:33:39Yeah.
00:33:39Yeah, well, unfortunately, we're taking them with us.
00:33:42No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
00:33:44Oh, he's irrepressible.
00:33:46I like your jokes, but the listing says something about a new heating system.
00:33:49Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right.
00:33:51New furnace, gas, forced hot air.
00:33:53Very efficient.
00:33:54Come on out in the backyard.
00:33:55You like these doors?
00:34:00I love them.
00:34:01Sorry, we're taking all the doors with us.
00:34:05This material sucks, but I like his delivery.
00:34:08I don't care, Arlo.
00:34:09I want this house.
00:34:10It's beautiful.
00:34:16Yeah, I have lived in 14 different houses, and I've never had my own pool, and I've always
00:34:21wanted one, ever since I was a little girl.
00:34:23Well, sister, I've got some bad news for you.
00:34:26We're taking it with us.
00:34:28I'd really like to joke, Roger, but I'd like to talk to you about financing this house.
00:34:36Terrific, terrific.
00:34:37Why don't we leave the little ladies here, and you and I'll go inside and talk about it.
00:34:41God, this is great.
00:34:43Oh, thank you.
00:34:44But we love it.
00:34:45So you found your dream house, and right now you're asking First Boise Savings and Loan
00:34:49to give you a mortgage.
00:34:51As you can see, I've had the same job for 15 years.
00:34:55Well, that's very nice, but it's not enough.
00:34:57I mean, Al Capone had the same job for 30 years.
00:35:00But we've never had any problem with credit.
00:35:03Oh, don't get me wrong.
00:35:04I trust you.
00:35:04We trust all our customers.
00:35:06Why, this bank was built on trust.
00:35:08Here, sign here.
00:35:10Now, you've got to get closer.
00:35:11This pen is chained down, you know.
00:35:15Mr. Hanks, Mr. Wilson wants to see you right away, and he wants you to bring all your records
00:35:20for the last five years.
00:35:22I'll be there as soon as I can.
00:35:25Oh, I see you've got twins.
00:35:27Hey, I'm one of twins.
00:35:28I'll tell you, though, my twin brother, he's not too smart.
00:35:31I mean, last year, he forgot my birthday.
00:35:36Mr. Wilson is waiting.
00:35:38Is something wrong?
00:35:39Oh, no.
00:35:40Everything is okay.
00:35:41Your application is fine.
00:35:43But right now, I can't give you any money.
00:35:46When can you give us the money?
00:35:48Mr. Pear, are you a gambling man?
00:35:50No, I'm not.
00:35:53Well, you are now.
00:35:55Look, I'm going to level with you people.
00:35:56I just bet a big chunk of the bank's money on Hannah Blue and his seventh at Hallmark Downs.
00:36:01That's embezzlement.
00:36:02That's right.
00:36:03And that's exactly what I've been doing here for 22 years.
00:36:06But I'll tell you, this horse can't lose.
00:36:08You'll get your money for the house.
00:36:10I did my homework.
00:36:11This horse has never lost on a wet track.
00:36:13I can't remember when I've ever seen a track this dry.
00:36:18And they're off.
00:36:19Lady Paris gets the early lead with Hannah Blue second along the inside.
00:36:23Hannah Blue, baby, come on.
00:36:24Come on, Hannah Blue.
00:36:26Move it, move it, move it.
00:36:27Pass him, pass him.
00:36:28Go ahead, Hannah Blue, baby, go.
00:36:30Hannah Blue, come on, baby.
00:36:31Oh, God, please, Hannah Blue.
00:36:32Don't do anything.
00:36:33I'll go back to my wife.
00:36:35You heard him, God.
00:36:36Hannah Blue, he said he'd be true to his wife.
00:36:38Take it easy, will you?
00:36:40I said I'll go back to my wife.
00:36:41I said I'll go back to my wife.
00:37:11What?
00:37:13Oh, wow.
00:37:14It's hanging to the left.
00:37:16I'm Edwards, and this is Perry.
00:37:19We're here to give you an estimate for the Cortez Brothers Moving and Storage Company.
00:37:26You got anything I can write with around here?
00:37:28By the phone?
00:37:29Yeah.
00:37:29Mm-hmm.
00:37:31Well, yeah, like I was saying, well, we generally start upstairs, you know?
00:37:34Upstairs?
00:37:34Okay.
00:37:40Okay, we got here the bedroom, huh?
00:37:42Master bedroom, bed, two t-antique tables?
00:37:46Uh, yeah.
00:37:47That's an antique clock, too.
00:37:48Probably worth a lot of money, huh?
00:37:49Yeah, that's what's up.
00:37:51Just a drawer, antique lamp.
00:37:55It's a nice suit.
00:37:56What?
00:37:57Give me my suit.
00:37:58This doesn't even fit you.
00:37:59Give me my suit.
00:38:01Jesus.
00:38:01We got here the, uh, wardrobe closet, huh?
00:38:06Hey.
00:38:07How many cartons you got?
00:38:08Hey.
00:38:08What?
00:38:10This your wife's underwear?
00:38:11Put that down.
00:38:12This is going, too, right?
00:38:13Back off.
00:38:15Give me this.
00:38:16Now.
00:38:17Okay.
00:38:17I would say about three, four...
00:38:19I don't care what you say.
00:38:20I want you out of here.
00:38:20Right now.
00:38:21I've seen enough of this shit.
00:38:22Okay?
00:38:23Let's go.
00:38:24We got a deal for you.
00:38:25We come here to make a deal with you, and we're gonna make this deal.
00:38:27Now, we figured 25 cartons would make the whole move for you from door to door, coast
00:38:35to coast.
00:38:35That's loading everything on the truck and taking it off for $1,930.
00:38:42We have your estimate, and I thank you, gentlemen, for coming by, and I'll show you out now.
00:38:51This is the door.
00:38:52You remember the door.
00:38:52It works both ways.
00:38:54Good.
00:38:55You'll be going out.
00:38:55Oh.
00:38:56What are you doing in my purse?
00:38:59Arlo.
00:38:59What's the matter?
00:39:00He was in my purse.
00:39:01What's the matter?
00:39:01She's lying.
00:39:02Arlo.
00:39:02She's crazy.
00:39:03I don't know what's the matter with your wife.
00:39:04She's lying.
00:39:04What?
00:39:05Well, get out of the house.
00:39:06That's it.
00:39:06That's it.
00:39:07Hey, brother, why don't you chill out?
00:39:09Chill out, man.
00:39:09You know how this thing go.
00:39:10We help you out, and you help us out.
00:39:12That's the way that door is up.
00:39:13There's out.
00:39:13I helped you.
00:39:14Now, get out of my house.
00:39:15Hey, man.
00:39:15I'm gonna smack you in the mouth.
00:39:17Get...
00:39:17What?
00:39:18You...
00:39:19Just stay out.
00:39:22You little shark son of a bitch.
00:39:23Oh, my God.
00:39:24No!
00:39:26Uh, Mr. Pear?
00:39:29Oh, hello.
00:39:31Uh, I'm Carol Davenport.
00:39:32I'm with the Hummingbird Moving Company.
00:39:35I believe I spoke with you on the phone.
00:39:37Oh, yeah.
00:39:38Uh, come in, please.
00:39:39Oh, good.
00:39:40Honey?
00:39:41Yeah?
00:39:41This is Mrs. Davenport.
00:39:42She's from Hummingbird Movers.
00:39:45It's a completely different company.
00:39:48She's a professional.
00:39:49It comes to $2,430.
00:39:54Now, this figure includes all transportation, mileage, tolls, and insurance, with just a small
00:40:01fee for packing and unpacking.
00:40:02Sold.
00:40:03Oh, for that fee, will you reassemble all the beds once we get to Idaho?
00:40:08Absolutely.
00:40:09We will do everything you two have enough to worry about.
00:40:13Am I right?
00:40:19Thanks.
00:40:20Enjoy them.
00:40:21How much for everything?
00:40:22Wrap it all.
00:40:24Would that be cash or charge?
00:40:27Come on, Arlo.
00:40:28Give me the tour.
00:40:29Okay.
00:40:29Come on, Arlo.
00:40:30Well, you can see we never saw anything out.
00:40:33You look around here, you can tell this is the sale of the century.
00:40:37Well, at least the sale of the decade.
00:40:39$2.85.
00:40:41$2.86.
00:40:42Believe me, man, they're all there.
00:40:45It says 1,000 pieces.
00:40:49Well, I'm sure they're all there.
00:40:51$2.87, $2.88.
00:40:54Uh, how much for this?
00:40:55This?
00:40:56Oh, listen, I'll pay you to take this.
00:40:59Excuse me.
00:41:00Does your dog bite?
00:41:03Man, that dog hasn't farted since March of 78.
00:41:07Here's some comic books mostly, do you see?
00:41:13And here's some video games.
00:41:14And here's some pictures of my century.
00:41:17Naked.
00:41:20I'll give you 140 for it.
00:41:23I'll give you 150.
00:41:26170.
00:41:29200.
00:41:29Sorry, that's too steep for me.
00:41:36Oh, well.
00:41:38I changed my mind.
00:41:40Aw, good habit.
00:41:41Come on, mate.
00:41:42What do you think?
00:41:43There's music.
00:41:53Here you go, kid.
00:41:53I've got a nice short fuse for you.
00:41:55All right, boys.
00:41:56More bags for the buck.
00:41:58Here we go.
00:41:59Randy, Marshall, put those M-80s down.
00:42:02Get back to your own yard, okay?
00:42:04Wipe your feet.
00:42:06Having a mustard sale, Frank?
00:42:11I hear you folks are moving out west.
00:42:13I got a brother lives out that way.
00:42:15I never visit him, though.
00:42:16God-awful country.
00:42:18I'm sorry to hear that, Frank.
00:42:19We're gonna miss you.
00:42:20Now, the wife and I, maybe we could send you a plane ticket.
00:42:23You could come out and visit us Christmas.
00:42:26Good, but I won't.
00:42:32Well, I'd be happy to drive your car to Idaho for you, Mr. Pear.
00:42:36In fact, when I saw your ad up on the bulletin board at school,
00:42:38I couldn't believe it.
00:42:40My family lives right outside of Boise,
00:42:41and I'd be going that way anyway.
00:42:43Have you ever driven a turbo Saab?
00:42:45Oh, yes, sir.
00:42:46In fact, coincidentally,
00:42:47my uncle owns a Saab dealership in Illinois.
00:42:49I used to work there in the summertime.
00:42:51Well, what did you do for this uncle of yours in the summertime?
00:42:55Did you solve them?
00:42:57Oh, no, sir.
00:42:58I repaired them.
00:42:59I have some references, if you'd like to see them.
00:43:01You know, I don't need to see this.
00:43:03Why don't you come on in the house?
00:43:05We'll talk about the trip.
00:43:06Hey, I'll fix your beer.
00:43:08Oh, I don't drink, sir.
00:43:09Some lemonade would be fine if it's not too much trouble.
00:43:11Okay, well, if you do hear from him,
00:43:41tell him to call me.
00:43:43Okay.
00:43:44I know.
00:43:45Bye.
00:43:50Mrs. Ilob-Pair?
00:43:52Yes?
00:43:54I'm with Humminbird Movers.
00:43:56Uh-huh.
00:43:56I'm the Packer.
00:43:57Uh, you know, you don't have to wrap each one of those individually.
00:44:13Oh, it's no problem.
00:44:15Arlo.
00:44:15If Daddy doesn't come home, do we still have to move?
00:44:30Why did you say that?
00:44:33Casey, have you done something to your father?
00:44:37No.
00:44:37Come on, baby, tell me.
00:44:39Honey, I'm not gonna be angry with you.
00:44:41I'm not even gonna put you on punishment.
00:44:42I just wanna know the truth.
00:44:44Have you done something to your father?
00:44:46You're serious.
00:44:47I'm not gonna stand here and listen to this.
00:44:50Why don't you ask the man on the roof?
00:44:54What man?
00:44:55The man on your roof that's screaming and waving his hands.
00:44:59Maybe he's seen your husband.
00:45:00That's one.
00:45:24I'm just taking an educated guess, but you're being paid by the hour, are you?
00:45:29You got it.
00:45:36Hello?
00:45:36Hi, Arlo.
00:45:37This is Crystal.
00:45:38Hi, Crystal.
00:45:40I hate to shock you, but Casey's getting married.
00:45:42It's...
00:45:43What?
00:45:44We're at the Sullivan Wedding Chapel.
00:45:46Casey?
00:45:46Yes, Arlo.
00:45:47Are you serious?
00:45:48I'm afraid so.
00:45:50Listen, I appreciate you calling.
00:45:52We'll be right there.
00:45:54Okay?
00:45:55Okay, please hurry.
00:45:56Monica, our daughter's getting married.
00:46:00You wanna come?
00:46:01Now, who's killed here?
00:46:04Casey, what is going on?
00:46:07I'm getting married.
00:46:09As soon as the Justice of the Peace gets here, you can stay if you want.
00:46:12Honey, now listen to me, okay, Case?
00:46:14Now, I know that if Kevin really loves you, he'll wait until you're old enough.
00:46:17I'm not marrying Kevin.
00:46:18I asked him, but he said no.
00:46:22I'm marrying him.
00:46:28His name is Rudy something, and I love him very much.
00:46:31Your daughter's about to become a very wealthy young woman.
00:46:34Casey called us and asked us to act as witnesses.
00:46:37She said you knew about it.
00:46:38I didn't think it was right, so I thought I should call.
00:46:41I don't think I have to tell you how very special Casey is.
00:46:48Casey, where'd you find this man?
00:46:50Is there an asshole convention in town?
00:46:52No, I met him at the mall this afternoon.
00:46:55But I feel like I've known her all my life.
00:46:58I'll supervise her career myself.
00:46:59See that she's photographed properly.
00:47:05Sensuously.
00:47:07Tastefully.
00:47:09Casey, honey, you can't be serious.
00:47:12Oh, yeah?
00:47:14Sure, we'll have our problems.
00:47:16Like most young couples.
00:47:18You're gonna have a problem walking straight
00:47:20if you don't take your hands off my daughter.
00:47:23Dad, you wouldn't listen to me.
00:47:26I cannot leave now.
00:47:27It's my last year of school.
00:47:30Casey, we didn't know how serious you were.
00:47:35Excuse me, Monica.
00:47:36We have an extra room in the house.
00:47:39We were planning on renting it out.
00:47:41It's not very big.
00:47:42That's all right.
00:47:43We already think of you as family.
00:47:48Please, just till I graduate.
00:47:53Sure.
00:47:53Here, marry these.
00:48:13Second thoughts?
00:48:14Hmm?
00:48:14I couldn't sleep either.
00:48:20I was just thinking.
00:48:23Wondering if the kids will remember this house.
00:48:27I think so.
00:48:30A lot of happy memories.
00:48:32Do you remember Marshall took his first step right over there?
00:48:39Yeah.
00:48:41Randy didn't walk until six months later.
00:48:45Now look which one's the track star.
00:48:47Harlow, I hope we're doing the right thing.
00:49:01It doesn't really matter where we live, as long as we're together.
00:49:06We're hired the right movers.
00:49:08Don't worry, honey.
00:49:10Everything's gonna be okay.
00:49:13Mrs. Pear.
00:49:16Yes, Mr. Pear.
00:49:17Do you have one last dance with me in New Jersey?
00:49:23Yes.
00:49:25Yes.
00:49:26Yes.
00:49:26Yes.
00:49:47Yes.
00:50:10Yes.
00:50:10¶¶
00:50:40¶¶
00:50:51No!
00:50:52Say, please, sir, we're late.
00:50:54Late?! You're not supposed to be here. Hide your underwear, dear!
00:50:57Yeah, I know, I know. You're expecting another mover, huh?
00:50:59Hummingbird mover? We've worked for them now, as of yesterday.
00:51:02It's fate.
00:51:03Fucking kismet.
00:51:04Fucking kismet? Fate? I don't give a damn about that.
00:51:07I don't want you gentlemen in my house!
00:51:10I can't see anything that belongs to my family, dammit!
00:51:13Gorgo, this man don't want to pay us for the day.
00:51:17Gorgo Smargo! I don't want you in my...
00:51:20Hey, hey, you... Look!
00:51:28Gorgo! You, Gorgo! You, Gorgo!
00:51:32You can move anything you like! I was just kidding with the garbage!
00:51:36Move my car if you like it. Just pick it up and put it on the lawn, okay?
00:51:40Let's go!
00:51:49Darling! They're here!
00:51:57Hey! What are you doing dragging that around?
00:52:00I have a key inside that you can unlock that with, okay?
00:52:03That won't be necessary, Mr. Pear.
00:52:07Steve, what are you doing?
00:52:10Hey, hey, nothing like a nice cold drink.
00:52:15Hey, hey, hey, nothing like a nice cold drink.
00:52:19Let's leave it, honey.
00:52:22Honey, I found this container for sandwiches and things and I put it together the table at some point.
00:52:25Hey, hey, nothing like a nice cold drink.
00:52:44Honey, I found this container for sandwiches and things,
00:52:48and I put it in the...
00:52:50You guys enjoying yourself?
00:52:51Hey, this is great. I love it.
00:52:54So where are you folks moving to?
00:52:59Boise, Idaho, remember?
00:53:01You sure you don't want to move to New Orleans?
00:53:04I beg your pardon?
00:53:06New Orleans. You know, New Orleans, Louisiana.
00:53:08It's Mardi Gras time.
00:53:10Maybe you'd rather move there.
00:53:14We bought a home in Boise, Idaho,
00:53:16and we're moving to Boise, Idaho.
00:53:21So yourself.
00:53:22Hey, man, the leg just jumped off, man.
00:53:31Oh, did this leg didn't jump off?
00:53:33That's just...
00:53:34Oh, my God, my grandfather made this table with his own hands.
00:53:39It's irreplaceable!
00:53:40Oh!
00:53:41I'm sorry I'm late, sir.
00:53:48You're not late.
00:53:49Mr. Pear, I'm 30 seconds late.
00:53:55Here's the key.
00:53:57I want you to park it sideways when you park it,
00:54:00because I don't want any scratches on her.
00:54:02Yes, sir. I understand.
00:54:03Don't worry about a thing, sir.
00:54:05I'm not worried.
00:54:06Take good care of my baby now.
00:54:08Yes, sir. I will.
00:54:1055, stay alive.
00:54:13Well, take care.
00:54:14Goodbye, Mr. Pear.
00:54:15Hi, Frank.
00:54:28I know this may be an oversight on your part,
00:54:31but a couple of years ago,
00:54:33you borrowed my weed whacker, remember?
00:54:35Well, we're moving, as you can see,
00:54:37and I'd like to get that weed whacker back
00:54:40and take it with us.
00:54:41So can I have it?
00:54:42No.
00:54:48It's our weed whacker, Frank.
00:54:50I mean, the whole family went down to Sears together.
00:54:54We went to Sears,
00:54:55and, uh, it was on sale for $18.
00:55:01The whole family likes it,
00:55:02so I come over to ask you to give it back to me.
00:55:07No.
00:55:07Frank, I knew you was gonna do something like this.
00:55:11I loaned you to the weed whacker two years ago
00:55:13to cut your grass.
00:55:14You haven't cut shit with the weed whacker.
00:55:16What did you do with it?
00:55:18Keep the weed whacker, Frank, okay?
00:55:19That's the kind of guy I am, okay?
00:55:21You love the weed whacker?
00:55:22Be happy with the weed whacker,
00:55:24because you have no friends, Frank.
00:55:26Nobody wants to talk to you.
00:55:27Frank!
00:55:28I don't believe it.
00:55:30Hey, Frank, Frank Crawford.
00:55:31How the hell are you?
00:55:32Edward.
00:55:34Perry.
00:55:35Well, choke my chicken.
00:55:37When did you guys get out?
00:55:38How much ago, man?
00:55:39Huh?
00:55:41Hey, man, is this your face?
00:55:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:55:46Come on in.
00:55:47We're gonna have a room.
00:55:48We're gonna take a break.
00:55:51Hey, man.
00:55:51I like that picture.
00:55:53Come on in.
00:55:55Whoa.
00:55:55Hey, man.
00:55:56I'm gonna miss you, baby.
00:56:12Crystal, I want you to take this, okay?
00:56:14I won't hear of it.
00:56:15Now, come on.
00:56:16Give me a hug, Crystal.
00:56:22Harlow, we're really gonna miss you.
00:56:23I'm gonna miss you, too, man.
00:56:24I want you to take care of my little girl now.
00:56:26We will.
00:56:28You know, you're a handful of a girl.
00:56:31I know, but you love me.
00:56:33Yes, I do.
00:56:37Randy, Marshall, check the dog.
00:56:40Okay.
00:56:40Okay.
00:56:46She's alive, Dad.
00:56:47Then we're taking her with us.
00:56:49Bye.
00:56:49Bye, sweetie.
00:57:07You'll be good.
00:57:08Bye.
00:57:08Bye, baby.
00:57:08Take an easy case.
00:57:10Be good.
00:57:10We won't.
00:57:11Bye.
00:57:11Bye.
00:57:12We'll miss you.
00:57:13Bye.
00:57:13Bye.
00:57:13Bye.
00:57:13Bye.
00:57:13Bye.
00:57:14Bye.
00:57:15Bye.
00:57:15Bye.
00:57:16You won't miss you, Frank.
00:57:19Everybody say goodbye to Frank.
00:57:21Bye, Frank.
00:57:22Goodbye, Frank.
00:57:23Goodbye, Frank.
00:57:23Goodbye, Frank.
00:57:25Come on, Frank.
00:57:26Swing on this, Frank.
00:57:32Boo.
00:57:32Boo, boo.
00:57:33Ha ha ha.
00:57:43Dad, I have to use the restroom.
00:57:44Now I'm hungry.
00:57:45There's a restaurant over there!
00:57:55Like that?
00:57:59Uh, that corner table, okay? And your mouth is shut.
00:58:02Your mother and I were ordering food.
00:58:04May I help you?
00:58:06Uh, yes, two cheeseburgers,
00:58:08order fries,
00:58:10and two milks,
00:58:12one plain burger.
00:58:14Dad, it's this famous guy driving her car.
00:58:18That's right.
00:58:19No, the song.
00:58:25The Amazing Eight Personalities of Brad Williams,
00:58:28a case study in MPD, Multiple Personality Disorder.
00:58:33Williams' schizophrenic tendencies manifested themselves
00:58:36at an unusually early age.
00:58:38He reportedly graduated from three different grade schools simultaneously.
00:58:43I'd run and be naughty tonight.
00:58:47Daddy don't make me be naughty.
00:58:52They never put a vanity mirror where a girl could use one.
00:58:59Damn nostril hair.
00:59:01Giddy-up, Mr. Carr.
00:59:14Hey, stud, you wanna ride me?
00:59:19Do you like my car?
00:59:20It's got a real big engine.
00:59:23Do you?
00:59:24Have it your way, Mr. Perfect.
00:59:25I hope she's a good driver.
00:59:29You're listening to Boise's number one rock and roll station, J-105. I'm Carl.
00:59:44Well, it's almost 3.30, and the movers should be there by now.
00:59:57Boys, we're almost there.
00:59:59I got the key, and I want everybody to close your eyes.
01:00:04Come on, kids, close your eyes.
01:00:06This is gonna be you two.
01:00:08This is gonna be a surprise.
01:00:09Oi, close your eyes!
01:00:18Can we open our eyes now?
01:00:20No.
01:00:34Where are the doors?
01:00:50I want to go.
01:00:52A little icon.
01:00:54I can't see you in the background.
01:00:57I want to go.
01:00:59Ah, I want to go.
01:01:01Oh!
01:01:03Oh!
01:01:05Oh!
01:01:06Oh!
01:01:08Oh!
01:01:10Oh!
01:01:12Oh!
01:01:14Oh!
01:01:15Oh!
01:01:16Oh!
01:01:17Oh!
01:01:18Oh!
01:01:19Oh! Oh!
01:01:20Oh, kitchen!
01:01:36Hello!
01:01:37Hey, how's it hanging, man?
01:01:39How's it hanging? Where are you guys?
01:01:41You're supposed to be here now!
01:01:43Uh, well, we got lost.
01:01:45I think I took a wrong turn somewhere.
01:01:47Uh, do you think, by chance, you may have made a wrong turn to New Orleans?
01:01:51Yep, we're in New Orleans, and, uh, it's Mardi Gras time.
01:01:54Mardi Gras time, huh? Listen, asshole!
01:01:56I want my furniture here in Boise, Idaho!
01:01:59And I want it now!
01:02:00Hey, all right, all right, we're on our way, pal.
01:02:03Hello? Hello!
01:02:06Come on, Dad! Come on here and check this out!
01:02:08You're not gonna believe this!
01:02:12I thought you said we had a pool!
01:02:17Oh!
01:02:19Cadell, I bought this house from you.
01:02:21It had doors, stairs, and a swimming pool.
01:02:26Now, where is the shit now?
01:02:28Now, hold on, Pear.
01:02:29I distinctly told you I was taking the pool and the doors with us.
01:02:32You said you were joking. You were just kidding about that.
01:02:35No, sir. No, sir.
01:02:36I recorded the entire conversation. I got the transcript right here.
01:02:39I said just kidding about the windows and the kitchen sinks.
01:02:41I never actually said just kidding about the doors and the pool.
01:02:44Now, listen, Cadell! You're a bullshitter, okay?
01:02:47If you know why I'm working here in two days putting my stuff back in order,
01:02:50I'm gonna kick your ass!
01:02:56Well, Mr. Maverick's in. How about you, Mr. Maverick?
01:02:59...
01:03:01...
01:03:03Gentlemen friends still not home?
01:03:04No, and I don't understand it. He told me to call him.
01:03:08I'm sure he'll be back soon.
01:03:11Meanwhile, come here and watch Maverick with us.
01:03:14Sit here.
01:03:15Sit here.
01:03:27You see, that's James Garner.
01:03:32He plays Brett Maverick.
01:03:35And that's his brother, Mark Maverick.
01:03:39They're gamblers on the Mississippi.
01:03:45I don't know who he is.
01:03:47I think he's Desperado.
01:03:57Army?
01:03:58Mm-hmm.
01:03:59You know what?
01:04:00Mm-hmm.
01:04:02Well, the boys register for school today.
01:04:05Mm-hmm.
01:04:07By noon today, the movers should be here with our stuff.
01:04:10Mm-hmm.
01:04:11I'm gonna get the furnace fixed.
01:04:13Mm-hmm.
01:04:15And by tonight, everything should be back to normal.
01:04:18All right.
01:04:48Your name wouldn't be Crawford, would it?
01:04:53Yeah, that's right.
01:04:54Cornell Crawford.
01:04:56What's it to you?
01:04:58Do you have a problem?
01:05:01Well, choke my chicken.
01:05:04Your name's Pear, right?
01:05:07You lived right next door to Frank, am I right?
01:05:10Yeah.
01:05:14It's a small world, isn't it?
01:05:16Too small.
01:05:18Well, Frank says you're a real asshole.
01:05:22If you fuck with me, I'll kill you, you understand?
01:05:24Oh, yeah, I...
01:05:26Good.
01:05:26Uh, Randy and Marshall Pear?
01:05:44Oh, I thought there'd be two of you.
01:05:46Two of me?
01:05:47Yes, don't you have a brother named Marshall?
01:05:49No, ma'am, Marshall's my middle name.
01:05:51Oh, I see.
01:05:53You know these computers are gonna be the death of us all.
01:05:56Yes, ma'am.
01:05:57They make the same mistake in mother school.
01:05:59Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
01:06:00Well, Randy Marshall, I guess you'll only be needing one of these.
01:06:04And your locker number's 54.
01:06:07And that's straight down this hall and to your right.
01:06:10Marshal, is that you?
01:06:23Yeah.
01:06:26How'd it go?
01:06:27I pulled it off.
01:06:28Okay.
01:06:31Do you think they'll catch on?
01:06:33No one has yet.
01:06:34I never thought I'd say this, but I'm getting tired of cheeseburgers and fries.
01:06:58It's the movers.
01:06:59The movers!
01:07:01How are you?
01:07:02The movers!
01:07:04Sons of bitches!
01:07:16Wait, don't!
01:07:17No!
01:07:18Please, back up!
01:07:19Hello!
01:07:22Mr. and Mrs. Pear.
01:07:24We're from the Welcome Wagon Committee.
01:07:26I'm Zelda Messina.
01:07:28Hi!
01:07:29Hi!
01:07:30I'm Elizabeth Griffin.
01:07:32Welcome to Boise.
01:07:34Oh, these are some brochures and some free gifts from our local merchants, Mrs. Pear.
01:07:40Now, we can only come in for just a minute.
01:07:42Oh, well, we're not really fixed up yet.
01:07:44Oh, I'm sure it's just lovely.
01:07:46Oh, no, Wesley.
01:07:47Could you move the car?
01:07:48Ladies, uh, uh...
01:07:50I'll go around.
01:07:52Oh, man.
01:07:54Oh, man.
01:08:08That is, that is a great car, man.
01:08:10Fuck, it handles great, man.
01:08:13Left, right is great.
01:08:14Brakes stop on a fucking dime.
01:08:17Jesus Christ.
01:08:17You got power in this thing, man.
01:08:19The thing will take a hairpin turn at 120.
01:08:22No fucking problem.
01:08:23You floor it, it just says, give me more.
01:08:25The car says, give me more, man.
01:08:27Keys, dude.
01:08:27The cop tried to pull me over.
01:08:30I said, eat this, man.
01:08:31I put it in fifth.
01:08:32Forget about it.
01:08:33The only thing was, I couldn't get it in reverse, but then I was pissed, and then I said, fuck,
01:08:36I don't need reverse.
01:08:37What do I need reverse for?
01:08:39I don't want to go back in life, man.
01:08:41I'm going to go forward.
01:08:42So the cop tries to pull me over.
01:08:43I say, fuck it.
01:08:45Where is my car?
01:08:47Oh, I was supposed to deliver this car to, uh, to a guy named Marlo.
01:08:53Is that you?
01:08:54Is your name Marlo, man?
01:08:55That's a fucking funny name, Marlo.
01:08:59Oh, man, you must laugh all the time, huh?
01:09:03Did you come here through a war zone?
01:09:05Minnesota Springs, man.
01:09:06Back off, dude.
01:09:06I'm just delivering this car as a favor for a friend of mine, man.
01:09:09Brad Williams.
01:09:10Do you know him?
01:09:11He's really fucking straight.
01:09:12I mean, he's about my height.
01:09:16Could I speak to Brad?
01:09:19Please.
01:09:25No, man, you can't talk to Brad.
01:09:30I can't talk to Brad.
01:09:31No one knows who Brad is, man.
01:09:34I love him.
01:09:36He's beautiful.
01:09:37Shit.
01:09:38I can't get close to him.
01:09:40Shit, man.
01:09:40Nixon knew, man.
01:09:41I don't even know my political affiliation.
01:09:43Huh?
01:09:45Huh?
01:09:45Daddy?
01:09:45Daddy?
01:09:46Daddy?
01:09:47Daddy?
01:09:47What happened to my car?
01:09:54Brad probably loaned the car to the Pope.
01:09:57Don't let the hat fool you, man.
01:09:59The Pope's a crazy fucker.
01:10:01Probably blessed the car, got wasted, and just drove it off a fucking cliff.
01:10:04Come back next week.
01:10:06I'm sure everything was back to normal by then.
01:10:08Well, we hardly ever get into this neighborhood.
01:10:10Well, hardly ever, really.
01:10:12Good afternoon, ladies.
01:10:15Selfish.
01:10:16Hey.
01:10:20I'm going to kill you.
01:10:23Do you hear me?
01:10:24Mm-hmm.
01:10:25So you've got about an hour to get out of town before I find a gun.
01:10:29Mm-hmm.
01:10:30And I load it with eight bullets.
01:10:31Mm-hmm.
01:10:32And I kill all crazy eight of you son of a bitches.
01:10:35Mm-hmm.
01:10:35Now, please go.
01:10:36I don't want to go to jail.
01:10:38Mm-hmm.
01:10:40You're squishing Teddy, man.
01:10:42I'm going to kill him, too.
01:10:44Yes.
01:10:46Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.
01:10:50Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily like a flight.
01:10:53Dream
01:11:10How is the moon honey, beautiful terrific
01:11:13Good morning, mr. Pear. Good morning
01:11:16It is a pleasure to meet you
01:11:18Bob Delaney, Arlo Pear. Hi. Come on. I want you to meet Ted
01:11:25Ted, this is Arlo Pear, the genius from New Jersey. Hey at last. Welcome. Thank you
01:11:31I want to show you some drawings as soon as you're set up
01:11:35Come on Arlo. Let me show you your office
01:11:39Is this place great everybody's so nice here. Yeah. Oh Arlo, this is Nina Franklin. She'll be your receptionist
01:11:45Hi, welcome to GTI. Thank you. Would you like some coffee? Oh, no, I have an organizational meeting. It may keep me awake
01:11:56Come on Arlo
01:12:06Well, here we are home sweet home you like I love it
01:12:11Well, I'm sure you want to get settled in so I'm gonna run but if you need anything anything at all don't hesitate to ask as far as I'm concerned
01:12:18You're the king of Idaho. Thank you very much
01:12:21Thank you very much
01:12:23Damn
01:12:31Oh, they bought it and I'm the king of Idaho
01:12:43Sharp and pencil
01:12:45Sir, would you care to comment on the decision to scrap the phase one shuttle project?
01:13:04You better talk to Mr. Barnett.
01:13:06Mr. Barnett, would you care to comment on the decision to scrap the phase one shuttle project?
01:13:12About what? I don't know what you're talking about.
01:13:17Ask Mr. Pear.
01:13:19Right across the hall.
01:13:29Mr. Pear, how do you explain the $15 million cost overrun on the phase one shuttle?
01:13:34$15 million?
01:13:35Where did the $15 million go, Mr. Pear?
01:13:37I don't know.
01:13:38What do you think of the decision to scrap the whole project?
01:13:40Scrapped the whole project?
01:13:42Have you thought about legal representation?
01:13:43What?
01:13:44Now that your job has been eliminated, sir, what are your personal plans?
01:13:47I just sharpened my pencil.
01:13:50We'll have more on this story on the 6 o'clock news. Chuck?
01:13:55In another top story, the GTI scandal continues to unfold.
01:13:59The shutdown came as a shock to local area residents, hundreds of whom work for GTI and whose jobs are in question.
01:14:06Hey!
01:14:07They're talking about me!
01:14:09The coordinator offered very little new information.
01:14:12Now that your job has been eliminated, sir, what are your personal plans?
01:14:15I just sharpened my pencil!
01:14:16Pussy!
01:14:17Yeah, I found some more for you.
01:14:19Thanks.
01:14:20I heard you today, I talked with Dr. Phyllis Ames, nationally mediated psychologist, whose latest book is entitled, Go For It.
01:14:28Dr. Ames, exactly what do you mean by go for it?
01:14:33Well, Chuck, the book is about change.
01:14:36I think it's about time that people realized a little bit of change is a good thing.
01:14:41For example, Chuck, moving to a new town, starting a new job.
01:14:47Well, for most people, this is a high-stress situation.
01:14:51But, well, I think we should embrace it.
01:14:54I think it's the spice of life.
01:14:57After all, what's the worst thing that could happen?
01:15:00Don't be afraid to shake things up.
01:15:03I gotta meet that lady!
01:15:08I gotta ask that lady, where's my furniture?
01:15:12Lady, where's my door?
01:15:15What is it with you, Fully?
01:15:16You think life is one big joke?
01:15:18No, no, no.
01:15:20Life is not a big joke.
01:15:23It's a series of 89,000 little jokes.
01:15:28You know, all lined up in a room.
01:15:31There they are.
01:15:33And they slap you down.
01:15:35Slap, slap, slap!
01:15:37And the only way you can survive that is keep your head down!
01:15:43Make the mustard!
01:15:46Huh?
01:15:47Stay in New Jersey and you make the goddamn mustard!
01:15:53If you're happy where you are, don't move!
01:15:58Stay where you are!
01:16:00Keep your head down and don't move!
01:16:03And you won't get hurt!
01:16:08Frank, what'd you do that for?
01:16:10I thought he was holding the place up.
01:16:12No, the guy was just spouting off.
01:16:13Help him up!
01:16:15I'm awful sorry.
01:16:17That's okay.
01:16:18High point of my day.
01:16:20Hey, come on, come on, put the movement in it!
01:16:25Listen, you wanna get your little little ass out of here?
01:16:28Excuse me.
01:16:29People to kill.
01:16:30And you'll kill.
01:16:31You had a good move!
01:16:32You had a good move!
01:16:33I told him.
01:16:34I'll kill him.
01:16:35I told him.
01:16:36You didn't kill him.
01:16:37I told him.
01:16:38I told him he was.
01:16:40Then he's worst.
01:16:41He was too girl.
01:16:42I told him.
01:16:43You stood out on the ground.
01:16:44He was a good move!
01:16:45I told him.
01:16:46He was his ass.
01:16:47He was an aquell.
01:16:48He was a good move!
01:16:49He didn't kill.
01:16:50I told him.
01:16:51He killed him.
01:17:22Yo, man, there's some crazy mother and a sob following.
01:17:28It wasn't, man.
01:17:34I want my furniture!
01:17:35Holy shit, it's all in pairs.
01:17:37Oh, man, forget about him.
01:17:41Get out, man!
01:17:42Hey, man, what's rolling out?
01:17:53No!
01:17:53Arlo, I think you're taking this much too seriously.
01:18:16It's just business.
01:18:17Get your ass in the car, Marcus.
01:18:20Tell him I'll be about ten minutes late.
01:18:23Yes, Mr. Marcus.
01:18:25Buckle your seat belt.
01:18:33Marcus, we can do it.
01:18:35We can make up the money.
01:18:36Look, I know you're disappointed, Arlo,
01:18:38but I just don't think that this...
01:18:40Excuse me!
01:18:44It's just a question of accelerating the schedule.
01:18:47All we need is three teams working on the train itself.
01:18:50Yes.
01:18:51Arlo, I like what you're saying,
01:18:59but who would coordinate it all?
01:19:02You're looking at him!
01:19:03Well, I don't know, Arlo.
01:19:04I'm not sure.
01:19:06I'm...
01:19:06Well, think about it.
01:19:09And while you're thinking about it,
01:19:10take this goddamn wheel.
01:19:12What?
01:19:13Take the wheel!
01:19:14Where are you going?
01:19:16I can't drive with the passenger seat.
01:19:22Come on!
01:19:25We don't need problems, mister.
01:19:27I don't want your money.
01:19:28I want those assholes.
01:19:30Hold those assholes!
01:19:35Let's get those bad boys!
01:19:39Get them, buddy!
01:19:40That's all okay, man.
01:19:41You're looking bad for us.
01:19:43Hold your man.
01:19:46Get up!
01:19:47You're running!
01:19:51Get him, now!
01:19:53Look, this guy's fucking crazy, man!
01:19:55Who's the doctor about?
01:19:56He's climbing onto the truck!
01:19:57Who?
01:20:00All right, hold on, let's go.
01:20:12Hey, there's your car!
01:20:13Oh!
01:20:16I don't see you, man, all the way!
01:20:17Okay, okay.
01:20:18Look at him, I love good.
01:20:18Good!
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01:20:29Good!
01:20:29Oh, oh!
01:20:36Hey, Papa, look, man.
01:20:39Come on.
01:20:42I'll get hangin'.
01:20:45Hey, baby!
01:20:49I can't give you a break!
01:20:59Oh, oh!
01:21:06Oh!
01:21:09Yo, man, he looks crazy.
01:21:13That's right, fuckhead, I'm crazy!
01:21:16Come on, I'll take care of you, man.
01:21:19No!
01:21:29No!
01:21:31Now, look here, Mr. Pear.
01:21:33If you got any complaints about our service,
01:21:35you better call the head office.
01:21:37Shut the hell up!
01:21:38No more talk!
01:21:40I want my furniture!
01:21:42Who you think you're talkin' to?
01:21:43I'll stomp a mud hole in your ass, poop butt!
01:21:49Yeah!
01:21:52That's the shit I like to try!
01:21:57Oh, yeah!
01:21:59Oh, that's the outfit!
01:22:00And that's what it sounds like!
01:22:02Oh, Yeah, why aren't you?
01:22:05Oh, yeah!
01:22:07Hey, Shawn!
01:22:08Okay, thank you so much, space for breakfast!
01:22:11What if you Money~!
01:22:13What if you can't use lots of sh Super Robot?
01:22:15Not?
01:22:17Ah, ho'mon!
01:22:18Oh, my God.
01:22:48Oh, my God.
01:23:18Honey, I'm home.
01:23:28Look what I found.
01:23:30I found our shit.
01:23:31I brought our shit home.
01:23:33This is our shit.
01:23:34Like I said, the key to a successful move is proper preparation.
01:23:52Well, I've got a surprise for you, too.
01:23:54Well, whoop it on me.
01:23:55Casey, get out of here.
01:24:01Hello.
01:24:03Daddy, what happened to you?
01:24:05Nothing.
01:24:05I'm fine.
01:24:06I'm the King of Idaho.
01:24:09Come on, you guys.
01:24:10Let's move it.
01:24:12Move it.
01:24:13Excuse me, Mrs. Perra.
01:24:16Where would you like this?
01:24:20Down the hall by the door.
01:24:22I think that's the perfect placement for it, if you don't mind my saying so.
01:24:25Arlo.
01:24:42I've been thinking about what you were talking about, and you can build the train, but you
01:24:48can't drive the train.
01:24:50All right.
01:24:54Congratulations.
01:24:55I'll see you at work.
01:24:56I'll give you a ride home.
01:24:57Oh, no.
01:24:58Oh, thanks.
01:24:59I'll walk.
01:25:01After all, it's a beautiful day.
01:25:03Yes, it sure is.
01:25:11Excuse me, Kathy.
01:25:12Excuse me, Kathy.
01:25:33What the fuck are you doing?
01:25:37I want you to take this big red motherfucker and put it back in your garage.
01:25:41Do you understand, you son of a bitch?
01:25:43And go to the store and buy you a human size more?
01:25:48Yeah.
01:25:53And who's going to make me?
01:25:55You!
01:26:02Flipper!
01:26:03I don't want you drunk.
01:26:08Come on, Flipper.
01:26:08Let's go home.
01:26:09Come on, Flipper.
01:26:10Boy, let's go.
01:26:11Come on, Flipper.
01:26:22You all right, neighbor?
01:26:27We're going to get along just fine.
01:26:33I don't know.
01:26:45Bye-bye.
01:26:45Bye-bye.
01:26:46Bye-bye.