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00:30The Thunder Cops
00:31Barbariana
00:35Tricerica
00:38Dynamite
00:40The Hacker Man
00:42And Kung Fury
00:44What are you gonna do Kung Fury?
00:47My job
00:48Well shit, it's Kung Fury
00:50They're on a motion
00:52To clean up the streets
00:54But when the worst criminal
00:57Of all time
00:58Unleashes an army of darkness
01:01On Miami
01:01It's time for the Thunder Cops
01:04To take down the Kung Fury
01:07Drop you
01:08And send Adolf Hitler
01:10To Adolf
01:12Hell Tlair
01:14Seek fail
01:15Strap in
01:17Gear up
01:19And hang on
01:21For the ultimate motion
01:23Epic Threat
01:24Right now
01:25Kung Fury
01:31Movie
01:31Well I've had it up to here
01:35With you damn
01:36Thunder Cops
01:37All this Nazi fighting
01:38Is a waste of my goddamn time
01:40Lucky for you
01:41The President of the United States
01:42He disagrees
01:43So
01:44He's given your task
01:45Was a new leader
01:46Michael Fassbender
01:54Is a Colt Magnum
01:55The best goddamn FBI agent
01:58In the world
01:59Fury
02:00Meet your new partner
02:02I hear you're the best
02:03Miami's got
02:04That means dick all to me
02:08You wanna catch Nazis
02:10Then you follow my code
02:11We follow the police manual
02:13I play by two rules
02:17Rule one
02:21In this fucked up zoo of life
02:24There are too many lions
02:27Trying to eat the innocent monkeys
02:28So when a lion gets loose
02:32I eat that goddamn lion
02:34I eat its ears, nose, testicles
02:38The old kitten caboodle
02:40Then the other lions
02:42Realize that's pretty fucked up
02:43And they stay in their stupid cages
02:46I eat lions every goddamn day
02:52If you're not prepared
02:54To do the same
02:55Then you hang up that hat
02:57Walk out that door
02:59And you never come back
03:02Catch my drift, compadre
03:04I'm not your goddamn compadre
03:08Fuckstash
03:09I don't give a shit
03:13What you are
03:13You wanna make it justice, Omlet?
03:17Let's crack some crime eggs
03:19You never told us
03:21Your second rule
03:22Rule two
03:27Stay out of my way
03:35One's a no bullshit
03:39Renegade FBI agent
03:41The other is a no bullshit
03:44Renegade cop
03:45They may not see eye to eye
03:49But when push comes to shove
03:51They have each other's back
03:54I think it's time we stop using rule number two
04:08I don't want you to stay out of my way
04:12I want you to stay
04:15In my way
04:17You're like a goddamn brother to me, Fury
04:21You're the best damn cop I've ever seen
04:24Nothing will ever tear us apart
04:26But when a mysterious threat
04:33Cuts Colt Magnum out of the picture
04:36Taekwondo
04:37Colt Fury makes it his mission
04:40To find the killer
04:42And make them pay
04:45That was when Kung Fury
04:53Quit the Thunder Cops for good
04:55The Thunder Cops are stupid
04:57Teamwork is bullshit
04:59From now on
05:00I work alone
05:01Kung Fury, Ray Porter, CRJ5, Miami News
05:14Sorry babe
05:18I don't do autographs
05:20Tonight's top story
05:21Crime raids are going through the roof
05:23And Kung Fury is doing nothing to stop it
05:24How does it feel?
05:26I talked about my feelings once
05:28Got a damn good cop killed
05:30I found this at a crime scene today
05:33Son of a bitch
05:37But it turns out
05:40Adolf Hitler
05:42Is still alive
05:44How the hell is he still alive?
05:46I threw that son of a bitch into a volcano
05:48We have assembled
05:49The most deadly villains
05:51From across time
05:52To aid with our attack
05:54Now face taking over America
06:03Arnold Schwarzenegger
06:05Is the President of the United States
06:08Must be after our deadliest weapon
06:10The Patriot
06:13Time to take out the trash
06:19I know a shortcut
06:25Using my second greatest invention
06:26The Internet
06:27Now
06:49Only Kung Fury
06:50And the Thunder Cops
06:52Can help the President stop Hitler
06:56Before he unleashes
06:58His most diabolical weapon ever
07:02Holy shit
07:04Gun shocks
07:05You and me Taekwondo
07:11This ends now
07:13There's just one thing
07:15He didn't count on
07:17I thought you were dead
07:21No
07:24But I was your partner
07:27It was all a cover
07:28I joined the Nazis
07:30And became Taekwondo
07:31That was a bad guy
07:33The whole time
07:34Good
07:34Because I secretly wish you were a bad guy anyway
07:37Because you're such a shitty partner
07:38Friend
07:39Good
07:41Because that really nice heartfelt card
07:42I got you for your birthday
07:43It was actually for somebody else
07:45I didn't even know
07:46It was your birthday
07:47I don't even remember
07:49What birthday card
07:50You're talking about
07:51Because I probably threw it away
07:52While looking at it
07:53Because I don't care
07:54It was on your desk
07:55For six months
07:56Not that I noticed
07:59That was another card
08:00That happened to be the same card
08:02But from somebody else
08:03Way cooler
08:04Nobody cool ever gave you a card
08:06For anything
08:06Because you're a piece of shit
08:08Come
08:08Just fucking kill him
08:10Will you
08:10We're all waiting
08:11Now
08:13Confuri is traveling across time
08:19And space
08:23To reunite the Thunder Cops
08:28Call in the Thunder Cops
08:29Right away Confuri
08:31For their biggest mission yet
08:34I'm here to kick some Nazi ass
08:36And go smoke some cigars
08:38Thunder Cops
08:46Time to take down this asshole
08:48From the creators of the smash hit
08:51Call in Fury
08:52Comes the greatest movie
08:54Of all time
08:56The Nazis stole Thor's hammer
09:07They destroyed my village
09:09We can't let them get away with this
09:12Starry David Sandberg
09:36Michael Fassbender
09:37Arnold Schwarzenegger
09:39Alexandra Schiff
09:41Joma Tagone
09:43Eleni Young
09:45Leopard Nielsen
09:47Dynamite
09:49Drive Sarah Rekha
09:51And David Hasselhoff
09:53As all 9000
09:56We need to save those damn pubs
09:59I'm on it
10:00Prepare for an all-out
10:02Prepare for an all-out
10:04Balls to the wall
10:29Fallz to the wall
10:31Clusterfuck of intense action awesomeness
10:36Come Fury, the movie