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00:00what's up wolf egg fam it's your boy kid back at it again i'll be doing well continuing my journey
00:14alongside captain mannering and the rest of the boys what's going to be happening on this week's
00:18episode i gotta stay tuned to find out ladies and gentlemen you will hear it again because i'm just
00:23gonna say it again anyways snacks is not included damn it you gotta bring your own don't forget to
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00:31well thanks for your support let's get it snacks not included let's freaking go
00:36was off to turn on the 821 but he comes home each evening and he's ready with his gun
00:45so who do you think you are kidding mr hitler if you think old england
00:53i stand straight keep still jones
01:22the spirit is willing sir but i think me body's slung it in
01:26i stand at ease now before we fall down but before we fall out
01:33one or two things i want to say to you
01:37don't you think you ought to sit down for a bit mr manreen
01:40no no no i'll be quite all right
01:43just uh let's go and get my notes
01:46can't men have a breather while you're getting them sir oh very well if you think they need it
01:53oh dear me oh good lord are you you all right sir
01:59oh perfectly all right thank you my goodness those men are out of condition are they ready
02:07you'll have to take them on a series of cross-country runs oh yeah i should enjoy that
02:18what's that in your hand well this is a little magazine it's called the hotspur
02:24the hotspur i left you behind to look after the telephone
02:29you wanted to pass the time there are plenty of training pamphlets about without resorting
02:33to children's magazines and penny dreadfuls i was reading this it's in young frank's
02:37handwriting you to me it's a sort of article about the home guard i
02:41i found it rather amusing rather amusing yes amusing i think it's disgraceful what okay i'm
02:52going to nip this sort of thing in the bud right away get the men on parade all right
02:56all right all right
02:58all right
03:07falling in three ranks like the sergeant says come on out three ranks like the sergeant said
03:13we've fallen in three ranks like the sergeant said sir
03:17thank you jones watch watch hand
03:22stand at ease hurry up jones that's better
03:29private pike sir what is this hey where'd you get hold of that from never mind where i got it from
03:35what is it well it's an article i'm writing for a competition how'd you get old you left it in
03:40your hotspur frank you've no right to touch my hotspur i haven't read it yet mr speak sir i suppose
03:48dead buggy shot sir before sergeant wilson all right yeah i only glanced at it we'll always
03:53don't fight this hot spur after him be quiet all of you now i want sergeant wilson to read it
04:00it allowed for the hotspur no no no the article
04:07not face private silence in the ranks carry on please all right sir my name is uh
04:13my name is frank pike i'm a private in the home guard that should be g-u-a-r-d
04:21oh never mind the spelling just read it out all right well me and the lads will soon spot any
04:26parachutists who land in our district especially if he lands in a pub the other night we started with
04:32the dog and partridge and we made sure there were no parachutists in 11 pubs in two hours
04:38at that time you were all uh all uh soozled soozled the sergeant is my uncle
04:48i can do what i like with him this is great the officer is a bit of an old yes all right
04:57now pike i'm not going to go into your shameful conduct in writing this
05:01you've let the side down and i expect you're feeling pretty rotten about it
05:04what concerns me is the subject stories like this about the home guard are what we're getting
05:12from the comedians on the wireless
05:18love that guy and it's quite untrue my unit is a hand-picked band of ruthless fighting men
05:27and since i've been in command here i've done my best to set an example in sobriety and devotion to
05:36duty and i don't want to hear any more stories about sponges drunkards or four rail bars no no need for
05:42you to be downcast or trodden by what young pikey has written since days of yore soldiers and drink
05:48have always gone together like chalk and cheese i don't see why my men should be swilling about in beer
05:55well when we was in the sudan we used to drink arak yeah drink half the pint of that you didn't know
06:00whether you were coming or going mind you we didn't do a lot of coming or going so it didn't seem
06:05a matter of no i want to make it quite clear that never again do i want to hear any stories
06:13about men under my command drinking understood right now the home guard officers of the district
06:22are throwing a sherry party for local civil dignitaries and the officers of surrounding
06:28units now i've offered to be the host and i i've offered to be the host
06:39that offer has been accepted we should be using this hall and you corporal jones
06:47your section will volunteer to provide stewards etc so if you'll just bring your section into the
06:52office we'll sort that out all right come on my section private sponge sir your men will patrol
06:59from the gas works to the novelty rock emporium sir and no drinking mine not a drop will touch our lips
07:05sir all right move we'll get a couple of straws come on are we all here all except fraser i think so
07:14he's uh interviewing a client in eastbourne yeah mr croxton yeah croxton yeah well he's likely to
07:22be delayed for some time oh croxton's a bit of a chatterbox he's not likely to chatter much in the box
07:28fraser's gonna put him in jokes and rather bad taste jones put fraser down for steward will you
07:37right sir he can serve the drinks round right jones you better be on the door yes sir i should be on
07:42the door and when the people come in i shall ask them their names and tell them who they are what
07:48i should be in charge of the cloakroom coats and things it's a very good idea god can i also the
07:57drinks not much too young to be handling alcohol what would you like me to do sir oh well just try
08:03to look pleasant i think sergeant wilson ought to play some light music on the piano that's pleasant
08:09no no no no no really turns it no no no i'm really not good enough i think sergeant wilson's plane
08:14would add a lot of tone to the occasion yeah oh very well you can play the piano once all right sir
08:18but not very loudly here what's all this i heard about you one in the hall on wednesday it's my
08:24night and i need it for training i need it for a very important military purpose important military
08:29purpose you're just having a booze up it is not a booze up well it's my night for it and i'm going to
08:33exercise my prerogative i'm afraid it is his night mr mannerick is within his rights and that's a fact
08:38yes thank you mr yake but i'll deal with this look vicar i must have it this is a very important
08:43liaison meeting between army officers and local civic dignitaries local civic dignitaries well i
08:48haven't been invited i'm not just a nobody you know i'm a big wig round here well i'm sure you
08:53had every intention of inviting mr hodges didn't you mr mannerick well i suppose yes of course oh good
09:02i like a party any women no there aren't any oh never mind we'll have a few jars and a bit of a
09:08knees up a bit of a knees up this is a dignified social occasion yes with musical cocktails and
09:16cucumber sandwiches cucumber sandwiches they make you belch don't they oh well thanks for the invite
09:22you can have the all well thank goodness that's settled then i'll uh i hope you have a good evening
09:28this reverence hasn't had an invite yet ah you'll be very welcome of course thank you mr manory i shall
09:35look forward to it you're not coming
09:41savage love it right well let's settle corporal jones take your section and resume normal training
09:47like my section normal time resume in the hall go oh sir my sister dolly makes very nice cucumber sand
09:58very dainty and moist shall i ask to do some thank you godfrey she will be pleased
10:07fine man that oh yes they all are yeah hell yeah i don't know anybody i'd rather have at my side
10:13when the balloon goes up yes don't you think you were just a tiny bit harsh to them you know about
10:18the beer and the pubs and so forth no no no i don't i don't think so this happens to be something
10:24that i feel very strongly about where i was brought up i suppose yeah my father's a member of the
10:31master taylor's guild you know was he they don't drink while they're sewing i suppose
10:44of course they don't know you have the odd sherry or festive occasions no john in the farm
10:51but all my family were the same they all knew when to stop
11:13the
11:15the
11:16the
11:27a
11:30the
11:31the
11:34the
11:36the
11:40Frasier!
12:04I've been to a funeral then
12:06I happen to be an undertaker
12:11You've got the right sort of mush for it and all
12:15And I've got the right sort of fist to flatten that right nose of yours
12:19No, no, no, don't be like that
12:23Here, have a drink
12:26No, I never touch it when I'm going on a professional call
12:31Pity, real Scotch
12:34Well, to tell you the truth
12:36I'm coming back from a professional call so hard
12:39Except you know
12:40Yeah
12:41Drink
12:46That's a new dance
12:47Don't mind me
12:49Say what I think, you know
12:51Tell the truth and shame the devil, that's me
12:55Anyway, in your job you need a sour, miserable-looking face, don't you?
12:59I mean, you look like an undertaker
13:06I need a happy face in my profession
13:11I'm a traveller
13:13And I'm not travelling in Scotch either
13:16Guess what I'm travelling in?
13:18Oh, man, I have no idea
13:20Oh?
13:21Put it there
13:22Oh, how do you do it?
13:23Hey, hey, hey, hey
13:24You've got it
13:25Jokes
13:26Carnival novelties
13:27Hey, hey, hey, hey
13:28Here, smell this, smell this
13:29Oh, dear
13:30Oh, dear
13:31Oh, dear
13:32Mannering's the name
13:33Barry Mannering
13:34Mannering
13:35Could it be that your father was a master tailor in Eastbourne?
13:39Master Taylor?
13:40Oh, Ho, Ho, Ho Ho, Ho, Ho
13:46Oh, dear
13:47Mannering's the name
13:48Barry Mannering
13:50Mannering
13:51Mannering
13:53Could it be that your father was a master tailor in Eastbourne?
13:56Master tailor?
14:00I say, that's good
14:03That's good. He had a little draper's shop in East Street with the workman's clothes hanging up outside.
14:11Then could you be in any way related to George Manor in the bank money club?
14:19Oh, poor face.
14:25You don't say.
14:27I'm on my way to see him now.
14:29I haven't worked the South Coast for about 15 years. All my way's been up in the North, you know.
14:34So I thought I'd just drop by, surprise him.
14:39You'll be pleased to see you, no doubt.
14:42I very much doubt it.
14:45Especially when he knows what I've come for.
14:48I'll say no.
14:51I've no wish to pop my nose into your fried affairs, but...
14:56Why's that?
15:00I'll tell you.
15:02Just a minute.
15:04When my father died, I'd looked after him, you see, right up to the finish.
15:20He hadn't much to leave, you know, because he'd always liked a few on the quiet.
15:25But...
15:26I'd always admired...
15:30...a gold half-hunter watch he had.
15:33Used to wear it on the end of a chain across his waistcoat.
15:35You know, the old bow front. You remember how they used to do.
15:38You know the sort of thing.
15:41Anyway...
15:42When he popped off...
15:44Old poor face comes up and he says,
15:46Hey!
15:47I'm having that watch, he said.
15:52Well...
15:53The old man kicking the bucket like that.
15:55I was a bit upset, you know.
15:57I'd had a few.
15:58I don't mind admitting that.
16:00I'd had a few.
16:02Before I knew what was happening.
16:03Before it dawned on me what was going on.
16:07Old poor face had nicked it.
16:10Never!
16:11How are you?
16:13True as I'm standing on this station.
16:18Oh, Tom.
16:20I've taken a room at the Red Lion.
16:22And I'm going down to see him.
16:24I don't know.
16:25I'll be seeing him as soon as the train stops.
16:29I'll tell him you're coming.
16:31Will you?
16:32Will you do that?
16:34Of course!
16:35It will be my pleasure!
16:37Oh, yeah.
16:40My man.
16:41He should have seen Manor Ring's face
16:44when I told him I'd met his brother.
16:47Drunk.
16:48A terrible shock to him.
16:50Maybe I...
16:52Maybe no.
16:53I've always said there was bad blood in that family
16:55and I was right.
16:58They're boozers.
16:59A lot of them boozers.
17:02Oh, he knows.
17:03My sister Dolly won't have drink in the house
17:05except the parsley of wine she makes herself.
17:09I tried it once.
17:10I...
17:11I fell over.
17:14Some good shit.
17:15I remember the last...
17:16last time my uncle Arthur had gone over the ape.
17:18Mum got ever so angry with him.
17:21He chased around the house,
17:22trying to tickle her and make her laugh.
17:25So she gave him a black eye and knocked him in the coal shed.
17:28I stopped him.
17:30And do you know something else?
17:34Manor Ring's father was no more a master tailor than I am.
17:38He was a draper.
17:40A common wee draper.
17:42Nothing wrong in being from Humblestock.
17:46I come from Humblestock and my father was Humble Butcher.
17:49And he didn't have a sign above saying
17:51I class butcher families waiting on daily.
17:55He couldn't afford to wait on families daily
17:57because he hadn't got a fridge.
17:59As soon as the stuff come in,
18:00he had to bung it out quick before it went off.
18:03And he couldn't afford proper sawdust.
18:05You have to have second-hand stuff.
18:07All mindy old sawdust with all shavings
18:10and bits of tin tacks and that.
18:13Anyway, he was a God-fearing man
18:14and he had quite a nice time.
18:18And I'll tell you something else.
18:20According to his brother,
18:22our Captain Manor Ring,
18:24he's no more than a thief.
18:28Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Fraser.
18:29I really can't believe that.
18:31Maybe I, maybe no.
18:32All the same,
18:33I'd give a whole pound to be there when they meet.
18:38He really does sound quite a character.
18:41Oh, he's a character, all right.
18:43And the sooner he's out of Warmington on sea,
18:44the happier I'll be.
18:46Not that I'm ashamed of him.
18:48No, no.
18:49I mean, we both had the same upbringing,
18:51but he's...
18:53he's just let his talents go to waste.
18:57While you got on, so to speak.
18:59Listen.
19:02Yeah.
19:03I want you, if you can,
19:05to picture two boys.
19:06Yeah.
19:08The one popular, good at games,
19:10hail fellow, well met,
19:11the other shy,
19:13lonely,
19:15standing in the corner of the playground.
19:17Yes.
19:18Alone.
19:21That one was me.
19:25Sort of, uh, hail fellow, well met?
19:27No, no, no, no, no.
19:28The one alone in, in, in the playground.
19:30Ah.
19:32Later, of course,
19:33he was surrounded by girls,
19:35the laughing crowd, you know.
19:37But I was just left with my books.
19:38Yeah.
19:40But,
19:41when he was busy getting sozzled,
19:43I was getting a clear brain,
19:45and a sharp eye.
19:47You know, I used to take a cold bath every morning, Wilson.
19:50Did you really?
19:51Hmm.
19:53I expect, uh,
19:54that would have cleared the brain.
19:55Oh, yes.
19:56Yes.
19:58Yes, and that way of life,
20:00was fitting me,
20:02for what I've become today.
20:04Respected,
20:05trustworthy,
20:07able,
20:09unashamedly,
20:10to look the whole world,
20:11full in the face.
20:12Right.
20:13Excuse me, sir.
20:14Hello.
20:15Yes.
20:16Yes.
20:19I think it's your brother, sir.
20:20Tell him, tell him I'm busy.
20:21Right.
20:22Can I help you at all?
20:23What?
20:25He, uh,
20:26he says he wants to speak to somebody called Po-Face.
20:32No, no, no.
20:33Uh, no.
20:34He says if you're,
20:35if you're not here,
20:36he'll, uh,
20:37see you tomorrow,
20:38at the bank.
20:40Shall I make an appointment at 10.30?
20:41No, no, no, no, no.
20:42Tell him I'm tied up all day.
20:43I'm terribly sorry,
20:44but I'm afraid he's going to be tied up all day.
20:45Yes.
20:46All right, then.
20:47Mm.
20:48I'll pop round to his house.
20:49No, no, no, no, no, no.
20:50Elizabeth, have a fit.
20:51All right.
20:52Yes, sir.
20:53Or better still,
20:54I'll come over tomorrow evening
20:55and watch him play in the soldiers.
20:57No.
20:58Why don't you do that?
20:59Yes.
21:00No, no, no, no.
21:01The night of the sherry party.
21:02All right.
21:03Yes.
21:04Look, tell him I'll go round
21:05to the Red Lion tomorrow afternoon
21:06at tea time and see him.
21:07All right.
21:08Are you still there?
21:09He'll come round tomorrow,
21:10tea time,
21:11at the Red Lion and see you.
21:13All right?
21:14We must all stick together.
21:16All stick together.
21:18Never mind.
21:19It's a bit warm.
21:21It's the war, you see.
21:23I'd better make sure he's in a fit state.
21:26He was a bit rough after lunch.
21:28What name is it?
21:29Oh, just say it's a friend.
21:31A friend?
21:32I see.
21:38Here.
21:39Here, wake up.
21:40What is it?
21:41Somebody to see you.
21:42A man says he's a friend.
21:44Tell him to go and boil his head.
21:45Oh!
21:46Oh!
21:47Let go!
21:48Whoa!
21:49What's going on?
21:50He's awake.
21:51Obviously.
21:52Thank you very much.
21:53Shilling for you.
21:54Oh, thank you, sir.
21:55Oh!
21:56It's you.
21:57I thought it might be.
21:58Well, Barry,
21:59you've been a long time.
22:00Fifteen years.
22:01By the looks of you,
22:02you haven't changed much.
22:04Neither have you,
22:05poor face.
22:06Don't stop.
22:07Well, what do you want?
22:08If it's money you've come for,
22:09you're out of luck.
22:10All right.
22:11Keep your rag on.
22:12You want a drink?
22:13No.
22:14No.
22:15No.
22:16No.
22:17No.
22:18No.
22:19No.
22:20No.
22:21No.
22:22No.
22:23No.
22:24No.
22:25No.
22:26No.
22:27No.
22:28No.
22:29No.
22:30No.
22:31No.
22:32No.
22:33No.
22:34No.
22:35No.
22:36No.
22:37No, thank you.
22:38Please yourself.
22:41I should have thought 5.30 in the afternoon was a bit early,
22:44even for you.
22:45Poor face.
22:49Look at you.
22:51Filled umbrellas, striped trousers, pot-app.
22:55But you've got on, haven't you?
22:59I'm the branch manager.
23:01Oh, no.
23:03Nice for you.
23:07Put your hand in the till when you get a bit short, do you?
23:11Oh, ridiculous.
23:12Look, you'd better come to the point.
23:14I have an important affair for C2 at 7.30.
23:17An important affair?
23:20Je blonde.
23:21Oh, dear.
23:22Oh, dear.
23:25It's a sherry party for senior officers and civic dignitaries.
23:28Don't get drunk.
23:30Runs in the family.
23:32It certainly does not.
23:33Dizzy my bloody branch.
23:35Oh.
23:36Hey.
23:37Hey.
23:38Hey.
23:39I'll see.
23:40I'll give you a story.
23:41I'll give you a story to tell them at the party.
23:43He just came in shop, you see.
23:45And he had a girl assistant behind the counter.
23:48Well, he comes in.
23:50And he says...
23:51Look, look, I have to leave here in five minutes.
23:54Get to the point.
23:55What have you come for?
23:58That's what I've come for.
24:00That watch.
24:01You're not having it.
24:03Oh, you know perfectly well that Dad always wanted me to have that watch for looking after him.
24:07Looking after him.
24:09All you did was pour whiskey down his throat.
24:12Kept him happy, didn't I?
24:15He was muted sitting on the end of his bed looking miserable.
24:18I told him jokes.
24:19Loaded a joke.
24:20Dad did.
24:22You should have heard him laugh when I told him about you and that girl who used to work in the sweet factory.
24:27She was the assistant manageress.
24:29What was she, Ella's like?
24:32She was a rock puller.
24:36With a big sticky dollop of rock and slung it over a hook and pulled it.
24:42And slung it over the hook again and pulled it again.
24:47But I told him that when you tried to pull her, she told you to sling you a hook.
24:53He choked on his business and he would have gone her.
24:59Look, all this is beside the point.
25:01I've got the watch and I'm sticking to it.
25:04All right, all right.
25:08Talk about it later.
25:09If my turn doesn't go till 9.30, I'll look in on the party.
25:13You do no such thing.
25:15Stop me.
25:16I'll have you thrown out.
25:18It'll be a nice little scene, wouldn't it?
25:21You standing there, all pompous, and me yelling at the top of my voice,
25:26Pull faces, nick me what?
25:29Pull faces, nick my what?
25:32I'll hear you.
25:34Don't hear me all right.
25:38If I let you have it, will you give me a solemn oath that you'll be on that 9.30 train?
25:43As a commercial traveler and a gentleman, I give you my word.
25:56Don't pull the chain too hard, you'll flush yourself.
26:03Nice one.
26:04Just be on that 9.30 train.
26:09Don't take any tin money.
26:12Just think that you've come to this.
26:23Let's go.
26:24Let's go.
26:28Something Pike would do.
26:30What's all that purple stuff in your hands, Pike?
26:33Oh, no need to worry about that, Uncle Arthur, no.
26:36Scobstopper, look.
26:38For heaven's sake, get rid of it before Captain Manning sees you.
26:42You know, when he came back from meeting that brother of his,
26:45He, he fair bit my head off just because I asked him to tell me the time by his watch.
26:54Have the pleasure of meeting Captain Manning's brother.
26:57Well, as a matter of fact, I don't think he's been invited.
26:59For goodness sake, Godfrey's son, have you lost all the little wits he used to have?
27:03Manning's brother is the black sheep of the family.
27:07He is the skeleton in the cupboard.
27:09If he comes to the party, Manning will be exposed to the world as the fraud that he is.
27:15Can you hear me?
27:16Exposed to the world!
27:18Why do you want to be enough cucumber sandwiches?
27:21Late, right, late, right, late, right, late, right!
27:26I'm sorry I'm late, Sergeant Wilson, but I've been killing my moth.
27:31Oh, I see.
27:33This is my announcing suit.
27:35You look very smart, Jonesy. Very good.
27:37Where's Captain Manning?
27:38Well, I think he's escorting the general from the colonel's office, colonel's house.
27:41Now, we'd better get to our positions, I think, don't you?
27:43I'll go over there, shall I?
27:44Yes.
27:45To the piano.
27:46And you, Jonesy, you start...
27:47Will you do that?
27:48Start announcing the guests.
27:49Right.
27:50There we are.
27:51Come on.
27:52This is all right.
27:53God blubber, what's going on here, old folks' clinic?
27:55Just a minute.
27:56What are you coming through the side for?
27:58You're supposed to come through the front entrance, and I'm supposed to announce who you are.
28:03Well, we know who we are.
28:04Where's the booze?
28:05Save we haven't started yet.
28:07Would you care for a cucumber sandwich?
28:09Oh, yes.
28:10Very nice.
28:11Tough.
28:12Hey, hey, hey.
28:13Oh, lovely.
28:14Mmm.
28:17What the hell?
28:20I say, how delicious.
28:22What the hell?
28:23Jesus, Barton.
28:24Oh, dear.
28:25They're all right.
28:26They are.
28:27Mm.
28:28Only two left.
28:29Oh, a pity the waste done there.
28:30Come back for more.
28:31Holy moly.
28:32Holy moly.
28:33Yeah?
28:34Holy moly.
28:35Holy moly.
28:36Yeah?
28:37My morning's brother's coming up the side.
28:38What?
28:39He'll be exposed.
28:40Oh, dear.
28:41That's a damn silly place to leave a fire bucket, isn't it?
28:44Holy holllllllllllllll.
28:45Oh, dear.
28:46Oh, dear.
28:47Oh, dear.
28:48Oh, dear.
28:49Oh, dear.
28:51Oh, dear.
28:52Oh, dear.
28:53Oh, dear.
28:55Oh, dear.
28:56Oh, dear.
28:57Oh, dear.
28:59Oh, dear.
29:00Oh, dear.
29:01Oh, dear.
29:02Oh, dear.
29:03Oh, dear.
29:04Hello. Good evening, everybody. Is this the party?
29:08Excuse me, sir. Could you tell me your name, please?
29:11Manoring. Barry Manoring. Jokes and carnival novelties.
29:17My lord, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Barry Manoring. Jokes and carnival novelties.
29:24Hey, is it a fancy dress to do?
29:27Ah. You must be Captain Manoring's brother. How very nice to meet you.
29:32Oh, it is a fancy dress. You've come as a vicar.
29:36You've come as the wrong way around.
29:39Never mind. Have an exploding cigar.
29:44See, he's all tiddly. You've got to do something about him.
29:48What can I do?
29:49Go and talk to him. Come on, talk to him.
29:50Oh, hello. How very nice to see you. I think we spoke to each other on the telephone.
29:57Oh, certainly. You're the one with the posh voice.
30:00What?
30:00I thought I'd given him a bit of a rough time this afternoon, so I'd come round and apologise.
30:07Oh, I see.
30:08Apologise? You don't want to apologise to Napoleon?
30:11Napoleon? Is that what you call him?
30:13Yeah.
30:17Very good.
30:18You know what I mean?
30:19No.
30:20Pull face! Pull face? Who has got it? Pull face!
30:25You see, if you ask me, that just about describes him.
30:29That'll be quite enough of that, Mr. Aitman.
30:30Well, Arthur, we've got to do something about him.
30:33Show Mr. Manly not.
30:34All right, all right.
30:34If more guests are arriving, he'll be exposed.
30:37It'll be the ruin of him.
30:40Don't panic.
30:41There's more guests arriving.
30:42We've got to keep calm.
30:43We've got to keep calm.
30:44All right, Josie.
30:45All right, all right.
30:45Perhaps he might care to go to the dressing room and wash his hands or something.
30:49That's a very good ideography.
30:51Frank, take him in there.
30:52And, Josie, you carry on with announcing the guests, will you?
30:55Yes, right, right.
30:55Good.
30:56Here, this chemist's shop,
30:59and a girl assistant at the counter, you see,
31:02and a fellow comes into the shop,
31:04and he said...
31:05Hey, excuse me, would you like to wash your hands?
31:07He didn't say it.
31:07He was just getting into the fruity bit.
31:12I'm very glad he was stopped.
31:14There's a basin in the corner.
31:16I'll go and get your towel.
31:19Well done.
31:21Thank you, sir.
31:24Me lords, ladies and gentlemen,
31:27Captain Doubleday and Major Shoesmith.
31:30No, no, no.
31:31Major Doubleday and Captain Shoesmith.
31:33Me lords, ladies and gentlemen,
31:35the other way round.
31:40Good enough.
31:42You've locked the damn door.
31:45I've got to play something.
31:46All right.
31:46I've just thought of something to keep in quiet.
31:48All right, all right.
31:49Can you play in the mood?
31:51What?
31:51It's popular at parties.
31:52Is it really?
31:53Would you care for the cucumber sandwich?
31:55They're quite nice.
31:56My sister Dolly made them.
31:58I'm sorry.
31:59Emergency call.
32:01Here, would you like one of Mr Godfrey's sandwiches?
32:03His sister Dolly makes them.
32:06Come on, Clara, the player.
32:07All right.
32:08Here, you can have this.
32:10As long as you promise to be as quiet as a church mouse.
32:13Well, here we are, sir.
32:15Private Fraser will take your care.
32:16Would you tell me your name, please, sir?
32:21Major General Astrudas Stephens.
32:23Sir, could you tell me your name, please, sir?
32:26Yes, Captain Mac...
32:27Oh, get on with it.
32:28Me lords, ladies and gentlemen, Major General Astrudas Stephens and Captain Manning, Esquire and some other people.
32:43Hello, Napoleon.
32:50Excuse me.
32:51I've just been talking to your brother.
32:55What?
32:56I thought that'd wipe that smile off your face.
32:58Your po-face.
33:00Excuse me.
33:02This man, you've got nothing to worry about.
33:03I've locked him in that little side office there, and he's promised to be as quiet as a church mouse.
33:07What sort of estate was he in?
33:08Drunk.
33:08There's very little chance of him keeping that promise.
33:12No, he will.
33:13He will, because I bribed him.
33:15Huh?
33:16Gave him a whole bottle of sherry to himself.
33:20You stupid boy.
33:23What else was I supposed to do?
33:24Don't use that tone of voice to me.
33:27Fraser Jones.
33:29Get him out of there.
33:30But all these people I see him, he'll be exposed.
33:34We'll shove him through the window.
33:35Yes.
33:36You rely on us, sir.
33:37We'll shove him through the window.
33:39Like he was just trying to help.
33:41Can I have a cucumber sandwich, sir?
33:42Go away.
33:44Hey, you.
33:45We'll see.
33:45Play the piano while we push Captain Manning's brother through the window.
33:49What do you suggest?
33:50Make it loud.
33:52All right.
33:52You got it.
33:53I've had a better idea.
33:54Right on.
33:54Gosh.
34:04Well, now, get him through there.
34:05Might be able to manage.
34:07Excuse me, sir.
34:08Reminds me to push you through the window.
34:11What's going on?
34:12There's a ladder lady after me.
34:12Oh, my boy.
34:14That's it.
34:15Heave the...
34:16Hey, hey, hey.
34:18Heave.
34:19Oh, my boy.
34:20Sideways.
34:22Sideways.
34:23Oh, my boy.
34:24That's it.
34:25You're right.
34:26All right.
34:27Okay, fuck it.
34:28That's it.
34:28Straight through.
34:29The greatest detection of infrastructure fire by the crack of the thumb metal.
34:33Yes.
34:34Excuse us.
34:36Just getting rid of the empties.
34:37Good.
34:38Good.
34:41Yeah.
34:42Oh, yeah.
34:44Oh, no.
34:45Oh, no.
34:45Oh, no.
34:46Oh, no.
34:46Oh, no.
34:47Oh, no.
34:47Oh, no.
34:47Oh, no.
34:47Oh, no.
34:47Oh, no.
34:47Oh, no.
34:47Oh, no.
34:47Oh, no.
34:47Oh, no.
34:48Oh, no.
34:48Oh, no.
34:48Oh, no.
34:49Oh, no.
34:49Oh, no.
34:50Oh, no.
34:50Oh, no.
34:51Hey, I say, is this some sort of parlour game, like sardine?
34:56Here.
34:57Here.
34:57Let's put him in this.
34:59That's a good idea, Pikey.
35:01So, we're finished with the window now.
35:03Try getting in the cupboard.
35:05Ah.
35:06Oh, it's his sardine, is it?
35:09There you go.
35:10There you go.
35:11Hey, I'm not hiding with him.
35:12He's an undertaker.
35:15Just a minute.
35:16Just a minute.
35:17Just a minute.
35:18You don't have to saw me in half, are you?
35:21You like us to do it?
35:22Go on.
35:22I'll have to go and vault it.
35:23Make sure we can't get out.
35:25If we all lift at the same time.
35:27Wait, wait.
35:32Who's the next one, then?
35:37He's lit.
35:38If you know the formula, you can work out the distance with you and the champ who's shooting at you by the length of time between the crack of the thumb.
35:46What's that noise?
35:48No, it's my sergeant.
35:50He doesn't often play the piano.
35:51That'll be enough, Wilson.
35:52No, no, no, no.
35:53I mean the hammering.
35:54Oh, hammering.
35:55I hadn't noticed any hammering.
35:56Excuse me, sir.
35:58Go and find out what's happening in there, will you?
36:00Oh, right, sir.
36:01Right.
36:01Let's let's.
36:03Now, that's it.
36:04Hi-ho!
36:06Get them on in.
36:07Come on, little mum.
36:08Hi-ho!
36:09My turn again, is it?
36:11Soon comes round, isn't it?
36:12Come on, Wilson, give us a bit of a hand.
36:16All right, Jodie, yes.
36:17Now, when I say lift, we'll all lift.
36:19All right.
36:19Ready?
36:20Left!
36:24He's not much of a weight, is he?
36:26Well, you see, it's much easier when you all pull together.
36:30Come on, let's go.
36:31Oh, my God.
36:32Look!
36:34He's not after his boots like Captain Manorin, does he?
36:37Come on, put him down.
36:38All right.
36:39What floor is this, then?
36:49Captain Maverick, I hope you're better not doing any damage in that dressing room.
36:53His reverence has heard some very strange noises.
36:55No, nothing to worry about at all, I can assure you.
36:57Just a little domestic matter.
36:59I think the captain's putting a very brave face on it, don't you, vicar?
37:02Excuse me, I'm discussing tactics with the general.
37:05It's nice to know the captain's got a brave face as well as another sort of face, hasn't it?
37:09Oh, well done.
37:10Well done, chaps.
37:12Right, chaps, we're just doing a bit of clearing up.
37:14Oh, good show.
37:15Getting rid of the empty ones, eh?
37:17That's what's a wee bit fool, sir.
37:21Wilson?
37:22Sir?
37:22Everything all right?
37:23Oh, yes, sir.
37:23Could I have a word with you in private?
37:25Oh, yes.
37:26Excuse us, sir.
37:27Of course, of course.
37:27What's happening?
37:34He passed out, sir, but Jones is going to take him in his van to the station.
37:37Ah, well done.
37:37Well done.
37:37As a matter of fact, I got this watch back for you, sir.
37:42I know how much you treasured it.
37:44Thank you very much.
37:45I appreciate that, Wilson.
37:48Look, on second thoughts, he hasn't got very much.
37:52See him safely onto the train, will you, Wilson?
37:55Give that back to him.
37:57Wish him well.
37:58All right, sir.
37:58All right.
37:59I, er...
38:00I hope he appreciates it.
38:04There's only one left, sir.
38:05Would you care to have it?
38:07No, thank you, Gruntrey.
38:09The General wants to talk to me.
38:10Delicious.
38:19That's just a wonderful way with cucumber sandwiches.
38:26Let's go.
38:28I want some sandwiches.
38:34Well done.
38:40Let's go.
39:07All right.
39:09Let's freaking go.
39:10We got to talk about...
39:11Go away, Godfreak.
39:12Man, that was so mean, man.
39:13We got to talk about it.
39:14Hold on a second, man.
39:16Quite the episode.
39:17And, you know, uh...
39:19Uh, brother, you know, Manor in quite the life of the party here.
39:23Hold on a second.
39:23Thank you so much for hanging out.
39:24Appreciate you all.
39:26Ladies and gentlemen, number one, I hope you enjoyed the episode.
39:29We got to see a different range of my man, Arthur Lowe,
39:34playing his brother, Barry.
39:36I thought that shit was highly amusing here.
39:39Hey, guys, quick question.
39:40What was going on with the maid, right?
39:43With the maid and Barry in that room for a second.
39:46Because I don't know what happened there, ladies and gentlemen.
39:50Yeah, cute maid there.
39:51Um, but yeah, you got to see an absolutely, uh...
39:56How talented my man, Arthur, is, you know, with, uh...
40:00I think it's shit.
40:01We got to see this drunken Barry.
40:03And, boy, was he the life of the party.
40:05But now it makes me question whether, uh...
40:08My boy, Freja, is good at doing his Undertaker business here.
40:12Because, man, you know, I feel like, hey, if you're gonna be up in the air,
40:15you're gonna roll out, man, down a hill and some shit.
40:19Because, man, he ain't got the damn sights.
40:21He ain't got the back.
40:22It was starting to look like a damn magician act.
40:25Hey, you guys gonna cut me in half and shit?
40:27And, obviously, this guy's a jokester, uh, Barry.
40:30So, I'd love that, man.
40:31Those little old school pranks, man.
40:33I used to have that thing, um...
40:35Hey, hey, nice to meet you.
40:37You know, I used to love, like, the little, uh, joke shop stuff or the pranks.
40:41Uh, you don't see them much here.
40:44Like, I wouldn't even know where to get half these things here.
40:46But the little flower, um, yeah, you know, uh, hey, yeah, come smell the flower.
40:51You know, you get sprayed with water.
40:53Uh, there was so many different cool ones.
40:55Uh, I remember as a kid seeing magicians and stuff.
40:59I was like, damn, man, I want to learn how to do some tricks.
41:01I even went as far as, like, getting a book and try to learn a couple of the things.
41:06It didn't pan out.
41:07And those magician dreams are long gone, ladies and gentlemen.
41:10But, again, Arthur Lowe slayed it.
41:13He is obviously a wonderful Captain Manoring.
41:16And we get a little insight a little bit more how he is, why he's kind of like this way.
41:22And you get to see a little bit of family life.
41:24And I thought that, you know what, at the end of the day, that watch may have meant a lot to him.
41:30But he gave it back to the bro, you know.
41:32Um, so it speaks volumes of the type of man that he is.
41:35And, you know, Godfrey taking shots, fired, man.
41:38Poor guy, just want to give some, you know, cucumber sandwiches that Dolly, you know, made.
41:44And he's like, go, go away, Godfrey.
41:47I'm like, damn, this guy's just trying to help.
41:49He's trying to, you know, chill out, party, you know, get everybody with the snacks.
41:53You know, you got the sherrys.
41:55You got the drinks in here.
41:56There was a lot of funny moments on this episode.
41:59But I got to say, um, some of my favorite parts were just the simple ones with, um, you know, Godfrey.
42:07Godfrey was hilarious, man.
42:09It's effortlessly with this guy, man.
42:10He's got the sandwiches.
42:12And you got the vicar, the burger.
42:14And you got my boy, the warden.
42:16Uh, you know, all three, the three Migos right there.
42:19They hang out a lot, which I like.
42:21And you see him eat those damn sandwiches, man.
42:24My stomach started hurting.
42:26Like I tightened up a little bit with laughing in that moment, man.
42:29And I had such a great laugh there, man.
42:32This was some good, good ass comedy, ladies and gentlemen, man.
42:36Boy, uh, was the laughs there.
42:38Obviously with these guys trying to get them out the window, those were great moments there.
42:43You're a stupid boy to Pike, man.
42:46Pike is even with a guy that's being called stupid constantly, man.
42:51Yo, this kid goes above and beyond for the captain, man.
42:54You know, he was one of the few guys.
42:56Hey, Arthur, come on, come on.
42:57We got to help him out, man.
42:58This is going to mess up.
42:59This is going to ruin it.
43:00And you got Frasier just gleeing like, oh, he's going to be ruined.
43:06You know, you know, ruined, ruined.
43:09And he's just smiling.
43:12He's just smiling.
43:12You even see him in the background and shit when things are going on.
43:15And he is just smiling.
43:18So excited to see, man.
43:20That's a guy that obviously is funny.
43:22Such a great character.
43:24But, man, he'd be secretly rooting against you.
43:27So you got to watch him close, man.
43:30You got to watch him.
43:31What's that scene?
43:32You got to watch the enemies and you watch close.
43:36I think it's the friends or some shit.
43:37I forgot.
43:37I'm so bad at remembering lines and shit.
43:41But, like, watching your...
43:42I don't know.
43:43I won't even talk about it anymore.
43:45Maybe somebody out there can understand my broken-ass English.
43:48My bad, guys.
43:50But, man, Frasier was brilliant on this episode as well.
43:53The interaction that he had with Barry, you know, Barry Manilow here.
44:01But with Barry, it was fantastic on the training.
44:05You seen him do some new dance moves and shit, man.
44:07He was styling, man.
44:08But that interaction, when he finally figured...
44:11Oh, wait a second.
44:13He's getting to the bottom of all these kind of stories that we kind of heard about.
44:16You know, mannering, talking about, you know, like, you know, his parents and stuff.
44:21You know, his father and the business and all that.
44:23And, you know, you got Detective Frasier on duty just uncovering, unrattling.
44:28And you know he is going to blurt it out to anyone who will listen to him.
44:33He is the equivalent of the Isa of Still Game.
44:36You know, people have to know, you know, I just love Frasier's character.
44:41And one thing on this show, we got a hell of a lot of cool characters on this show.
44:46And, you know, seeing Sponge had a great line with the straw bit.
44:50Yeah, it won't touch my lips, you know.
44:52Let's just use some damn straws.
44:54So, great moment to see him.
44:55You know, obviously, he doesn't get too much time to really shine.
44:59You know, it focuses more on my boys like Godfrey and Pike.
45:02Like, you know, Frasier and, you know, Wilson and, you know.
45:07So, it's cool to see a little bit shine go towards him.
45:10But, yeah, there was a lot of funny-ass moments.
45:12But I think, for me, my personal favorite scene was these guys eating those sandwiches and stuff.
45:18Because, man, I just was, like, side-splitting.
45:21I was like, yeah, I was hurting in that moment there.
45:24And he's just chomping away.
45:26There's only two left.
45:26Oh, shit, don't waste that shit.
45:28And what do I always say?
45:29Snacks is not included, damn it.
45:31And when I go, again, I'm not a party guy by any means.
45:35I'm not a club guy.
45:36But there were times that I went to a couple of, you know, these kind of gatherings and stuff.
45:42It took every tooth and nail for my friends to drag me to those places.
45:45Because I'm just not into all that stuff.
45:48You know, very much introvert.
45:51So, for me to get out there and go there was already difficult.
45:56The only thing that would get me is snacks, man.
46:00Ladies and gentlemen, I would be just by the table, drink table, just eating up all the food, ladies and gentlemen.
46:08That'd probably be the only way you might get me out, is getting some damn snacks, ladies and gentlemen.
46:14So, what they did between the Verger, you know, and the Warden, you know, just chomping away on the foods, man.
46:21I just, for that slight second, dying and laughing, and in that moment, man, just reminded myself of my good times of eating some snacks at parties, man.
46:31The one thing I used to love doing is going to barbecues, you know, some friends' houses, getting the burgers, you know, your hot dogs, you know, et cetera, et cetera.
46:40And some, maybe some steak, you know, the pork chop, whatever.
46:43And, you know, some ribs, man.
46:45Oh, man, I could keep going on.
46:47So, that would get me to eat some good food.
46:51And I'll be eating up everybody's food, ladies and gentlemen.
46:53I was so mad.
46:55I just love food.
46:56And for a guy that says snacks not included, man, I love eating my food.
47:00So, you know, it is, this was just a great episode.
47:04Obviously, it takes you a surprise for a second, but you start laughing with, you know, Barry.
47:10I came up, I'm about to say Barry Manilow again, man.
47:13Barry's, you know, performance, job well done.
47:16The interaction when he's coming in to go meet him and stuff.
47:21And then you finally have this kind of talk and shit was cool.
47:24And then you're hearing the kind of nicknames that he'd be calling his brother.
47:28Absolutely funny.
47:29And then you're just giving that to, you know, Warden.
47:32You're just giving it an anvil.
47:33So, I'll be very interested to see if he uses that name to call Napoleon next time.
47:39It'd be interesting.
47:40Don't say anything.
47:41If it never gets said again, you know, I'll have to stay tuned to find out.
47:45But I don't know about you all, but I had a great time with the, I believe it's the special.
47:50Yeah.
47:51So, it was really cool.
47:52I had a blast watching it.
47:54Always enjoy, you know, longer episodes.
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