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00:00Today is the day of reckoning. Today, I shall go against my arch-rival, Mr. Funnypants, in today's debate for the title of school president.
00:13I know it won't be an easy fight. Several of my fellow peers have called my efforts futile and a total waste of time, oh my golly, just take a chill pill.
00:24I say nay to them, for this is the most serious moment in this school's history, and-
00:33Hark! Who is knocking on my chamber door?
00:54What is it, Mr. Funnypants?
00:59Hi Reggie, mind I call you Reggie?
01:02I would prefer that you call me by my legal name, Reginald Eisenhower III Esquire, but if you must-
01:09That's great Reggie, just drop it in for no particular reason.
01:12Ha! I got you! I actually came in here for a reason!
01:16And what would that happen to be?
01:18To bribe you, that is!
01:22Is right! I want you to throw the race tomorrow!
01:25What do you mean?
01:27I want you to come out as an advocate for shorter recesses and longer tests!
01:31Never! It would tank my campaign!
01:33How about now?
01:34Whoa, is that?
01:3630 whole buckaroos! Do you know how many snacks I could get you?
01:40No, no! It would ruin my reputation, not to mention-
01:43Shhh!
01:45Think about it.
01:51Think about it.
01:52Oh, what to do? What do I do?
01:54On one hand, it's supremely unprofessional and morally dubious to take his money.
01:59But on the other hand, getting such money could lead to amazing things, like snacks.
02:04Nah, who am I kidding?
02:06That simpleton can never be a president.
02:08And that's how I would solve world hunger.
02:11No, no, there's no way I can let him win!
02:21But-
02:22But my snacks!
02:24No!
02:25No!
02:26No!
02:27No!
02:28No!
02:29No!
02:34Taking reps is wrong, and you know it.
02:36You shouldn't have to take his bribery money and just win the presidency like a real man.
02:40Come on, man.
02:41I need snacks.
02:42Snacks?
02:43Yeah!
02:44Is that really the priority here?
02:45Yeah!
02:46Do you sleep at the priority here?
02:47Yeah!
02:48Yeah!
02:49A man who stops man that-
02:50AAAAAAAA-
02:51Look who showed their face around here.
02:56Hello there, funny pets.
02:58Have you made your decision?
02:59Leave me alone.
03:00Have you made your decision?
03:01I said leave me alone!
03:03Dirty.
03:04Whole.
03:05Buckaroos.
03:14Stick.
03:15To the script.
03:16I-
03:23Come out as an advocate.
03:25For-
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04:15for you. When money talks, you're under its spell. Ah, but what do you have when there's
04:27nothing left to sell?