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00:00Hey, you!
00:07Sir?
00:08Get in.
00:09Are you talking to me?
00:11I said get in.
00:16Get rid of that.
00:25What do you want me to do?
00:28Consider me your genie.
00:30For the day.
00:31What's your first wish?
00:35I'm hungry.
00:44Eat.
00:47Eat.
00:53Is it good?
00:54Yes, sir.
00:55It's good.
00:56Call me Mr. Brighton.
00:59Here you go.
01:09John, take us home.
01:13But, sir!
01:14Okay.
01:15This should look great on you.
01:19I can't take it.
01:20It's too much.
01:21Listen.
01:22You've eaten.
01:23You've had a drink and a shower.
01:24Now it's time to pay.
01:25What are you talking about?
01:26What are you talking about?
01:27What are you talking about?
01:28I may not have a home, but I'm not like that.
01:31You thought that you and I would...
01:32Are you out of your mind?
01:33Are you out of your mind?
01:34I meet an investor tonight.
01:35And I need somebody to play my fiance.
01:36Just for one night.
01:37And I need somebody to play my fiance.
01:38Just for one night.
01:39And you are perfect.
01:40Why me?
01:41Do you know any jokes?
01:42Jokes?
01:43Yeah, jokes.
01:44Uh...
01:45My horoscope said that my heart will break in 12 years.
01:47Um...
01:48I may not have a home, but I'm not like that.
01:49I may not have a home, but I'm not like that.
01:50You thought that you and I would...
01:51Are you out of your mind?
01:52I meet an investor tonight.
01:54And I need somebody to play my fiance.
01:57Just for one night.
01:59And you are perfect.
02:01Why me?
02:02Do you know any jokes?
02:03Jokes?
02:04Yeah, jokes.
02:05Uh...
02:06Uh...
02:07My horoscope said that my heart will break in 12 years.
02:10So I bought a puppy to cheer myself up.
02:15Forget it.
02:16Just keep smiling.
02:18It's time for you to go to the salon.
02:21Then John will bring you to meet up with us at the restaurant.
02:27This is good.
02:40But I don't understand why you couldn't just mail it.
02:44And you know, it's not just the contract.
02:48Mr. Kirby, I just wanted to introduce to someone.
02:57And here she is.
03:04Mr. Kirby, this is my girlfriend.
03:06Pam.
03:08What an adorable name.
03:10Oh, thank you.
03:11Yeah.
03:14Honey, I've already ordered your favorite dish.
03:18Escargot.
03:23You know, I'm not really hungry.
03:27Yeah, you won't need to feed you yet.
03:30That's great.
03:44You like it?
03:45Uh-huh.
03:46Kyle?
03:47Yeah?
03:48I'm very surprised.
03:49Why?
03:50Well, you know.
03:51I've heard some rumors that you're a racist.
03:53Mr. Kirby, I hope you didn't believe any of that nonsense.
03:59Especially since Pam and I have been together for so long.
04:06Oh, let's have a toast.
04:07For new beginning, so to speak.
04:08Uh...
04:09Honey?
04:11I hope you didn't believe any of that nonsense, especially since Pam and I have been together for so long.
04:25Oh, let's have a toast. For a new beginning, so to speak.
04:34Honey?
04:36Yeah.
04:41Amazing.
04:49Oh!
04:51Ah, what's this?
04:57Pamela Louise Jenkinson, will you marry me?
05:03Yes, of course I will.
05:12Bravo!
05:20What a performance.
05:22You should win an Oscar, not a contract.
05:26Sir, what are you talking about?
05:28Did you think this cheap farce would work? How much did you pay her?
05:32Oh, sir, I really don't know what you're talking about, Mr. Kirby.
05:37When is his birthday?
05:39Hey, dude.
05:40Shut up!
05:42When is it?
05:44Um...
05:45What does he do for a living?
05:47He's, uh...
05:48Do you even know his name?
05:53Mr. Brighton.
05:59Mr. Brighton.
06:01Mr. Kirby.
06:03Thank you for entertaining me.
06:06I'm sure my colleagues will be amused by this story.
06:10Goodbye.
06:11Sorry.
06:19Would it kill you to be truly happy?
06:22Ah, what can I ask a person who lives in a dump?
06:26You know what? Screw you!
06:29Screw you!
06:30No, you!
06:31Trump!
06:32You racist!
06:33Stop it!
06:35Okay, I'm sorry.
06:39Just a stupid idea from the very beginning.
06:44Get yourself whatever you want.
06:47Wait.
06:49What?
06:51I can still be useful for you.
06:54How?
06:59Let's enter it.
07:01What for?
07:02You need to save your career.
07:04You can take pictures of us having fun.
07:06Post them on social media.
07:07And maybe someone will think you're not a complete racist.
07:16Maybe you're not as stupid as I thought.
07:20That actually makes sense.
07:22How do you eat this?
07:25But I don't know how to...
07:27Choose food you like?
07:29No, to dance.
07:30Anybody can do it.
07:32It's like riding a bike.
07:34I don't know how to do that either.
07:36Okay, well...
07:38One thing at a time.
07:39Let's go.
07:43All right.
07:44Bye.
07:45Bye.
08:14I've never won anything in my entire life.
08:44Did you get any good photos?
08:50Yeah, they're all good.
08:52I can send them to you.
08:55Are you kidding me?
08:58Oh, sorry.
09:01I'm such an idiot.
09:03Well, you've come a long way since the beginning of the night.
09:07Where did you learn to move like that?
09:11My mom was a good dancer.
09:14Oh, and where is she now?
09:17She's dead.
09:19Oh, don't even try to pity me.
09:22It makes me sick.
09:25Oh, just that you are an amazing person.
09:29And I don't even understand how you're down with luck.
09:33It can happen to anyone.
09:35But today I'm feeling really good.
09:45And you are not lying?
09:50And I'm feeling good.
09:51No, no, no, no.
09:55They're not lying.
09:55They're not lying.
09:56They're not lying.
09:57They're not lying.
09:57What, what, what are you doing?
10:22I told you that I'm not a call girl.
10:30I didn't think you were.
10:31Oh really? Then what's this?
10:35Pan.
10:36I've got dignity.
10:38And even though you found me on the streets,
10:40it doesn't mean that I'm just going to be here and be part of...
10:44Pan!
10:45What?
10:46It's money for cleaning lady.
10:48I didn't post those pictures.
10:53I just wanted to tell you that.
10:55Why?
10:56Because it doesn't matter anymore.
11:02You've taught me a lot just in one day.
11:06And I don't care what people think.
11:09I've just made up my mind.
11:12And what's that?
11:14That I want to keep learning how to live this life with you.
11:18You've already made me a better man.
11:20And I realized what an idiot I was.
11:24As soon as I saw myself in your eyes.
11:28Please stay.
11:31Because I have two new bikes outside.
11:37And without your help, they will just gather dust in the garage.
11:42And what if you fall out of love with me and break my heart?
11:49Uh...
11:50Then I will just...
11:55Buy you a puppy.
11:57Huh?
11:58You're not assuming that you died.
11:59You won't feel free, pay-me- Š¼Š½Š¾Š¹.
12:00Unless I have two new...
12:01I need a livingē³».
12:02You just need to maintain the help!
12:03Then whatever I can do is help.
12:04After you all have to keep him down, you have the Lord's life!
12:07If I am, I don't even know your sons away.
12:08I will just worry not he will just find that.
12:09Your Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo!
12:10This water shoe or life is bad.
12:12The water wall I tried.
12:13Då.
12:14No wo the ėķµė ¹ Wobook post.
12:15I have fun...
12:17My love
12:18Mommy...
12:19People are waiting a year...
12:20I keep coming up early and I have no need to do the job.
12:22ė¦¬ my my shoes...
12:23Vhiie yeah...
12:24I need to be saved on a team."