A four minute sequel to Everyone Must Die! from the perspective of The Killer. Some questions are answered while others | dG1fV1dNWndqLUc4bnM
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00:00Hi there, and thank you for joining The Killers.
00:28No, we're not the band.
00:31You, my homicidal friend, have decided to forego the glory of taking lives for the
00:36greater message.
00:37You've taken our training courses on the most effective killing methods and become a very
00:41effective soldier in our quest.
00:44So let's get started!
00:47Remember, after being sent out from our very temporary home base, you will be killing for
01:00a full day.
01:01But don't worry, you're only one of anywhere from five to ten killers assigned to a town.
01:06So if you're ever in trouble, or simply see too many bodies to take on your own, be sure
01:11to use your wrist communicator to call for help.
01:13The last thing we want is some lucky kid to take you out and then get away.
01:18Now, when you find your victim, be sure to always scope out the area.
01:41If the victim is alone, perfect and easy.
01:44If there's more than one person, you'll have to be able to kill all of them.
01:48Remember your training!
01:56It's very important to remember that as soon as you take a life, you must hide the body.
02:01Anyone finding bodies can put a major wrench into our plans of taking as many lives as possible.
02:22While it is unlikely, keep in mind that recently our movements have been able to be tracked.
02:27Specially trained agents have started being placed in towns before we arrive by our largest
02:31threat, the Slasher Hunters.
02:33Let's see how you like it.
02:45If you run into any Slasher Hunter, do not engage alone.
02:48Call for help with your wrist communicator.
02:50Yeah, I got one. He activated the beacon.
03:07Good! Now you don't have to search all around town for them.
03:10And when you do hunt them all down, come back to base.
03:13I need to go to Riverwood and talk to somebody about joining the team.
03:16I don't know how you got here today, but if you can survive a time portal and fight demons,
03:34we can sure use you.
03:36Yeah!
03:38Everyone on my side!
03:40Everyone on my side!
03:42Someone give me some goddamn coffee.
04:06coffee.