Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00Mr. Lopez, why did you choose Ms. Murphy to be your business partner?
00:26Ms. Murphy, you left your groom at the altar. Was Mr. Lopez involved?
00:31Ms. Murphy, rumor has it your ex-fiance had a mistress for years. How did you not know? Or did you pretend not?
00:39You two seem very close. Are you dating?
00:42So, was I right?
00:45So, let me get this straight. You caught your fiance and your girlfriend cozying up in bed, but then still decided to tie the knot for that sweet cash, huh?
00:59Then why'd you bail from the wedding? Do you realize you're now the town's prime rib for jokes?
01:05Enough! That's way too unprofessional for a journalist. You know what? Shut your mouth or I'll end your career. Sorry.
01:15Listen up, alright? My personal life has nothing to do with my partnership. The choice that I made at the wedding was because it wasn't right. And let's face it.
01:24Justin Brown is a complete jerk who makes a secretary call him Prince. That whole situation is ancient history. I am here today with Albert. And I have full faith that this collaboration will be something wonderful. Thank you.
01:45Shall we? Wait!
01:51Ah! There you are, my fiance.
01:55Lydia is deathly allergic to peanuts. Here's what you do. When she takes the bouquet, she'll have an allergic reaction and let go.
02:04You will take her to the hospital right away. Play the caring ex to her back.
02:12There you are, my fiance.
02:14Justin!
02:15I came to apologize, my love.
02:18You're not my fiance anymore, Lydia!
02:20Excuse me, are you Miss Murphy's ex-fiance, the one who asked his secretary to call him Prince?
02:25What?
02:26Oh, yes!
02:27I'm Justin Brown, and I want everyone to know here that I truly love Lydia.
02:34There have been rumors of a mistress, is that true?
02:36I don't have any part in that. She seduced me. With lots of drugs and alcohol, probably. But I'm here to repent, and I want Lydia to know that I truly love her, and I will never hurt her again.
02:50Please, I know I've made my mistakes in the past, but there is not a day that goes by that I don't, I don't cry myself to sleep at night thinking about you.
03:01Can you please forgive me, darling? I bought you your favorite pink roses. Remember you loved them when we dated?
03:11Surprise!
03:12Do you even know what date is?
03:15Yeah, it's our, um, two year anniversary, right?
03:18And you're still giving me roses?
03:21What, you don't like them?
03:24You save the roses, babe! Come on!
03:31Just take me back, and I promise that I will make you the happiest woman in the world.
03:36Sir, this is a formal event, I need you to go.
03:44Wait, wait, Lydia, come on, you can't do this, please!
03:46Wait!
03:48Hands off!
03:53I knew nobody could come between us. Here, just have a sniff.
04:00Why is it all I'm seeing, Lydia?
04:06You know what?
04:18I mean, you never liked those damn roses!
04:21What? You never told me that!
04:23I told you millions of times, you don't listen!
04:26You bitch!
04:28You don't need to go and run away with Albert Lopez!
04:31You know what? You're not going to get away with this.
04:33Neither of you are going to get away with this!
04:34This isn't the end!
04:47Lydia!
04:49Lydia!
04:50Somebody call an ambulance, now!
04:52I don't know!
04:56Boss!
04:57Shh!
04:58After the sign of the ceremony, the stock plummeted in the board.
05:02They said that if you don't want to go to jail, they're pulling on all the shares.
05:08Let's see.
05:10Go get the documents.
05:11Is everything okay?
05:12Lydia!
05:13How are you feeling?
05:15I'm fine.
05:16Just a little peanut allergy.
05:17Listen, if you don't want to collaborate with me, I understand.
05:19You heard all that?
05:21Look at what I've done.
05:22I don't know.
05:23I don't know how to fix it.
05:24Maybe you'd be better off not dealing with a laughing stock like me.
05:28Hey.
05:29Look at me.
05:30This isn't your fault.
05:31It's just a bump on the road.
05:32Albert.
05:33This isn't what you signed up for.
05:34Your business doesn't deserve to have all this trauma.
05:35Look, maybe this isn't what I expected.
05:36I don't know how to fix it.
05:37I don't know how to fix it.
05:38I don't know how to fix it.
05:39Maybe you'd be better off not dealing with a laughing stock like me.
05:41Hey.
05:42Look at me.
05:43Look at me.
05:46This isn't your fault.
05:48It's just a bump on the road.
05:50Albert.
05:52This isn't what you signed up for.
05:54Your business doesn't deserve to have all this trauma.
05:57Look, maybe this isn't what I expected.
06:01But I don't doubt my decision.
06:03And I know who I chose to work with.
06:07Okay?
06:08Trust me.
06:09If things go wrong, then I will find a way to try it.
06:12What if I'm not worth the risk?
06:14Stop.
06:18Not worth it?
06:19Lydia, you are one of the strongest people I know.
06:24Whatever happens, we'll face it together.
06:29I'm not going anywhere.
06:32And neither should you.
06:34I'm pulling you down.
06:42Awesome.
06:48Now let's sign this damn contract.
06:58Breaking news from the business world,
07:00the highly anticipated partnership with Albert Lopez's company
07:03has officially been signed,
07:05driving a significant rise in stock prices.
07:07Fuck!
07:08How can we get away with this shit?
07:10There's a fucking bear!
07:12Ha!
07:13I am so happy!
07:16I mean, one new project, one less shitty XP on site.
07:20That's right!
07:22The fuck is she doing here?
07:24Oh, okay.
07:25Smell me.
07:27What do I smell like?
07:29You smell like vodka?
07:33Nope!
07:34Lydia and Brian!
07:36Another round!
07:38Oh my God!
07:39I have to call Jess and we're moving on this.
07:41Oh my God!
07:42I don't know.
07:43I'm sorry.
07:44I'm sorry.
07:46I'm sorry.
07:47I'm sorry.
07:48I'm sorry.
07:49I'm sorry.
07:50I'm sorry.
07:51Hello?
07:52Hello, huh?
07:53Yes?
07:54This is, uh,
07:55Lindy to the, uh, beach.
07:57I can't hear where it's sitting there.
07:59How is it down there?
08:01At the bus.
08:02Yeah.
08:03It's pretty good up here.
08:04I'm going to say myself.
08:05Yeah.
08:06Oh, also, I wanted to like, you know.
08:08Uh, really important.
08:09You are a dirty-
08:10filthy, wet, moppy, moldy sock,
08:12dumped in.
08:14Oh!
08:17Don't call me again, bitch.
08:19Okay?
08:20Have good night!
08:22Fucking bitch.
08:24Sounds like she had too many drinks.
08:25We need to go out there and find her.
08:27Now.
08:29Now!
08:35You told him.
08:36I did!
08:37You went off and you told him.
08:38Excuse me.
08:39Excuse me.
08:40Hi.
08:41You see those two girls right over there?
08:42I got each other like glue.
08:43I mean.
08:45Why don't you take this over then?
08:46Oh.
08:47I've got someone for you.
08:57Nice.
08:58Nice.
08:59Nice.
09:00Nice.
09:11Oh, this is going to be great fun.
09:14Never let me touch you.
09:16This time, it'll be the start of your stripper career.
09:20Hey.
09:36Looks like she had about three dozen.
09:39Yeah.
09:40I'll take her.
09:41You take the other one.
09:42What?
09:43I don't know her.
09:44Do the work.
09:45I don't care.
09:46Use your brain.
09:48Come on.
09:49Come on.
09:52Are you serious?
09:56How are you?
09:57Are you serious?
09:58Let's get her freaking out.
09:59Maybe can you change it?
10:00You admit this?
10:04Sure.
10:05You're just he.
10:07Or is he?
10:08You're doing the work.
10:13Let's do an opening.
10:14Men.
10:15Yeah.
10:16You do not do anything.
10:18We can't wait.
10:21Or are you going to put it back?
10:22Can't wait it?
10:23Let's do the work.
10:24I'll bring it back.
10:25Ever since the first time that I saw you, I knew that I wanted you.
10:46For real?
10:47Yeah, I saw you on that dirty little white t-shirt, and I saw those pecs and I said, I want
11:05those right here, right now.
11:07Here they are.
11:09Finally here, my package arrived.
11:13Yeah, well, okay, I can't blame you for that.
11:17I was too scared.
11:23Maybe I was...
11:26Maybe I was...
11:31Maybe I was...
11:34Kiss me.
11:39Kiss me now.
11:41Look, you're not in the right state of mind, okay?
11:45You may have been drugged.
11:47It doesn't matter if I'm in drugs.
11:50You know how I feel about you.
11:53Since the life of you.
11:55No!
11:57Put your hands on me!
11:59In our first kiss.
12:03In supporting me.
12:05It just doesn't matter how much drugs or alcohol that I have.
12:13It wasn't that I should, you know?
12:31Wait, wait, wait.
12:33Is something wrong?
12:35Oh, shit!
12:37Come on, come on, come on.
12:41Knock at me, alright.
12:43What's happening?
12:45God, no!
12:47Don't pull my pants!
12:49What are you doing?
12:51Hey, hey, hands off!
12:53Are you with that girl right now?
12:55Yeah, yes! She's crazy!
12:57No, no, no, no!
12:59Whoa!
13:01Whoa!
13:03They may have been drugged.
13:05I don't know.
13:07What the fuck?
13:09No words?
13:11You're a jerk.
13:13You're here with me and you're over there talking about some girl.
13:15Olivia, stop.
13:17Do you even want me?
13:19It's not like that.
13:21Do you even want me?
13:23Ohhhh!
13:25happened?
13:27No.
13:29What I was doing?
13:31Ohhhh!
13:33Oh, man!
13:35Oh, man!
13:37Ah, yeah.
13:39Oh, man, no.
13:42Hopefully it's done.
13:43Don't you regret it, Libby Murphy.