Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 5 Episode 22 The Gift
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00:00Xander.
00:01Redelia.
00:02Willow, right?
00:03Mr. Charles.
00:04Angel.
00:30Christ.
00:34Except for this.
00:37God, themilk.
00:44một nhà nô
00:46không thể thực những này.
00:50maybe
00:53không thể nhận ra khinh như thế,
00:56It gave me a pretty good run there.
01:10But the blood's just pumping.
01:15But it's hot.
01:17Don't hurt me.
01:20Don't hurt you.
01:25Hey!
01:26What's going on?
01:29Help me.
01:30Call the police.
01:31Get out of here, girl.
01:34You guys having a fight?
01:36Because, you know, fighting's not cool.
01:40Get out of here.
01:42No.
01:44No, she wants to stay.
01:47I don't mind a little appetizer.
01:51Have you ever heard the expression,
01:54biting off more than you can chew?
01:55Okay.
01:58Um, how about the expression, vampire slayer?
02:03What the hell are you talking about?
02:05Wow.
02:06Never heard that one.
02:08Okay.
02:09How about, oh God, my leg, my leg?
02:13Oh, God.
02:18Oh, God.
02:19My leg.
02:20See?
02:21Now we're communicating.
02:22Oh, God.
02:27Oh, God.
02:27Let's go.
02:57Let's go.
03:27That's what I keep saying.
03:34Let's go.
04:04Let's go.
04:34Let's go.
05:05There's nothing new to...
05:06Go through it again.
05:08The key was living energy.
05:21It needed to be channeled, poured into a specific place at a specific time.
05:28The energy would flow into that spot, the walls between the dimensions break down.
05:36It stops, the energy is used up, the walls come back up.
05:39Glory is, is that time to get back into her own dimension, not caring that all manner of hell will be unleashed on earth in the meantime.
05:49But only for a little while, right?
05:51But only for a little while, right? The walls come back, no more hell?
05:57Well, that's only if the energy is stopped, and now the key is human, is dawn.
06:09Blood flows, the gates will open, the gates will close when it flows no more.
06:19When dawn is dead.
06:20I have places to be.
06:28Why blood?
06:33Why dawn's blood?
06:35I mean, why couldn't it be like a, a lymph ritual?
06:39Why?
06:40Because it's always got to be blood.
06:43We're not actually discussing dinner right now.
06:46Blood is life, Black Brain.
06:49Why do you think we eat it?
06:52So it keeps you going.
06:54Makes you warm.
06:56Makes you hard.
06:58Makes you other than dead.
07:00Of course it's her blood.
07:04Pretty simple math here.
07:07We stopped Laurie before she can start the ritual.
07:10But we still have a couple of hours, right?
07:12If my calculations are right, but Buffy...
07:15I don't want to hear it.
07:16I understand that.
07:18No!
07:19No, you don't understand.
07:21We are not talking about this.
07:25Yes, we bloody well are!
07:27If glory begins the ritual, if we can't stop her...
07:42Come on.
07:44Say it.
07:46We're bloody well talking about this.
07:49Tell me to kill my sister.
07:52She's not your sister.
07:53No.
07:54She's not.
07:55She's more than that.
07:56She's me.
07:57The monks made her out of me.
07:59I hold her.
08:00And I feel closer to her than...
08:02It's not just the memories they built.
08:03It's physical.
08:04It's physical.
08:05Dawn is a part of...
08:07Dawn is a part of having...
08:09Dawn...
08:10wspól,
08:30It's physical.
08:33Dawn is a part of me.
08:38The only part that I...
08:41We'll solve this.
08:43We will.
08:45Don't have another comma, okay?
08:50If the ritual starts, then every living creature in this and every other dimension imaginable
08:56will suffer unbearable torment and death.
09:01Including Dawn.
09:04And the last thing she'll see is me protecting her.
09:10You'll fail.
09:12You'll die.
09:15We all will.
09:20I'm sorry.
09:21I love you all.
09:27But I'm sorry.
09:35Okay.
09:37All in favor of stopping Glory before the ritual.
09:40Suggestions, ideas, times a-wasting.
09:43Uh, when you say you love us all...
09:46Shut up.
09:47Willow.
09:49I bet you've got some dark spell-a-brewin'.
09:52Make her a toad.
09:54Little hoppy toad.
09:55We hit her with a hammer.
09:58Hoppy toad.
10:04What about Ben?
10:06He could be killed, right?
10:08I mean, I know he's an innocent, but, you know, not like Dawn innocent.
10:12We could kill a...
10:14a regular guy.
10:21A guy.
10:25It's doubtful he'll surface again this close to the ritual.
10:29And we can expect its glory we're dealing with.
10:33We don't have to kill her.
10:35Uh, we just have to stop her from doing the ritual.
10:39I mean, there's only the one time that she can do it, right?
10:43Yeah.
10:45We get her on the ropes, we just gotta keep her occupied till it's too late.
10:48Okay.
10:50But I'm still not hearing enough ideas.
10:52She's a god, let's think outside the box.
10:54Why don't you go think outside the bleeding box?
10:57Yes, Anya.
10:59Apart from your incredibly uninfectious enthusiasm, have you anything else to contribute?
11:04The daggonsphere.
11:06Sorry?
11:08When Buffy first met Glory, she found that magical, glowy sphere that was meant to repel Glory.
11:15We've got it in the basement.
11:17It might drive her away or hurt her.
11:19Oh!
11:22And Olaf the Troll God's enchanted hammer.
11:26You wanna fight a god, use the weapon of a god.
11:30Uh, nah, that thing's too heavy to...
11:33Yeah, good.
11:35I like this.
11:37Thanks.
11:39Here to help. Wanna live.
11:41Smart chicks are so hot.
11:44You couldn't have figured that out in 10th grade?
11:49Well, we have some ideas.
11:51We could actually get Glory on the run, but, um...
11:55But we still have no idea how to find her.
11:58Big day.
12:00Oh, it calls me.
12:02I have to be there.
12:05Big day.
12:18They, uh...
12:20Said you have to put this on...
12:22For the ceremony.
12:28What if I don't?
12:31Come on, just...
12:32What if I don't like the color?
12:35Look, I...
12:38I wish there was another way.
12:39And I wish you'd fall on your head and drown in your own barf, so...
12:44I guess we're both disappointed.
12:47I think...
12:49It'll be quick.
12:51Actually, sir, the bleeding is quite a slow process to give the portal time...
12:57Thank you...
12:59For the information.
13:00I'll do what I can to...
13:04Change.
13:05What?
13:06Change.
13:08Be her.
13:09I don't wanna look at you.
13:11Dawn, I don't think you wanna...
13:12Be Glory.
13:15Be Glory.
13:17Glory!
13:19Glory!
13:20Glory!
13:21Mom's shouting already?
13:25Yeah.
13:28So, what's the hubbub, bub?
13:31What do you got against old Benji?
13:36He's a monster.
13:40At least you're a friend about it.
13:44Just don't be so hard on the boy.
13:47He just wants to live.
13:49Most guys would do the same.
13:52Besides, he's probably the reason your sis and her little cartoon pals are still alive.
13:59That little nagging pinch of humanity that makes me go for the hurt instead of the kill.
14:05Lowering myself to trade blows with the Slayer.
14:09When I should've just put my fist through her heart.
14:13It's gotta be Ben.
14:15Or maybe you just can't take her.
14:26Funny thing.
14:27You've been here for a few hours now and I haven't seen big sis galloping in to save you.
14:32She probably knows what a terrible mistake that'd be.
14:36She's not afraid of you.
14:39No, sweetie baby.
14:41Talking about the ritual.
14:44Cause you know, I bleed you.
14:47The portal's open.
14:49But once you die, they close.
14:52The faster you die, the better for your sorry species.
14:55I'm betting Buffy knows that.
15:00Since she's not really your sister, I'm guessing she isn't gonna show.
15:08And if she does, it might not be to save you.
15:13You sure I'm not gonna tire yourself out?
15:14I'm sure.
15:15You sure you're not gonna tire yourself out?
15:16I'm sure.
15:17You sure you're not gonna tire yourself out?
15:18I'm sure.
15:19We're, uh, still working on ideas.
15:20You sure you're not gonna tire yourself out?
15:21I'm sure.
15:22You sure you're not gonna tire yourself out?
15:23I'm sure.
15:24You sure you're not gonna tire yourself out?
15:26You sure you're not gonna tire yourself out?
15:27I'm sure.
15:28You sure you're not gonna tire yourself out?
15:31I'm sure.
15:32We're, uh, still working on ideas.
15:34Are you sure I'm not going to tire yourself out?
15:40I'm sure.
15:44We're still working on ideas.
15:49Time's short, but best leave it to the last moment.
15:53If we go in too early and she takes us out,
15:56no chance of getting her to miss her window.
16:00Then we wait.
16:04I imagine you hate me right now.
16:20I love Dawn.
16:23I know.
16:24But I've sworn to protect this sorry world,
16:27and sometimes that means saying and doing
16:31what other people can't.
16:37They shouldn't have to.
16:42You try and hurt her, and you know I'll stop you.
16:46I know.
16:47This is how many apocalypses for us now?
17:05Oh, ah, well.
17:12Six, at least.
17:17Feels like a hundred.
17:21I've always stopped them.
17:24Always won.
17:27Yes.
17:27I sacrificed Angel to save the world.
17:36I loved him so much.
17:41But I knew.
17:44I was right.
17:45I don't have that anymore.
17:53I don't understand.
17:57I don't know how to live in this world
18:00if these are the choices.
18:04If everything just gets stripped away.
18:07I don't see the point.
18:15I just wish that...
18:19I just wish my mom was here.
18:25I just wish my mom was here.
18:26Spirit guy told me that death is my gift.
18:46I guess that means a slayer really is just a killer after all.
18:51I think you're wrong about that.
18:54It doesn't matter.
18:56If Dawn dies,
18:59I'm done with it.
19:02I'm quitting.
19:21Everything is broken.
19:26Okay, campers.
19:30It's almost stab time.
19:32You two, get her.
19:37No!
19:38Ow!
19:39Fuck me!
19:40Ow!
19:44See you in a few.
19:45Mom?
19:50però!
19:51おお!
19:54Okay.
19:55No!
19:55No!
20:01No!
20:03No!
20:05No!
20:06No!
20:08No!
20:08No!
20:08No!
20:09No!
20:09No!
20:10No!
20:10No!
20:11No!
20:11No!
20:12Any luck?
20:20Have you found the diamonds for you?
20:23I'm sure it's here.
20:25Just be a minute.
20:27Yeah, we're on it.
20:28Let's look over here, where we didn't look yet.
20:32The time is a factor.
20:34Yes, yes, not to worry.
20:42So, are you more relaxed?
20:47No.
20:49No?
20:51I mean, it sounded like you arrived.
20:57No.
20:58Yes.
21:00I had the pleasure moment and the blissful calm that comes right after it.
21:05But that only lasted a couple of seconds, and now I'm terrified again.
21:10Well, you don't have to be.
21:12Gah!
21:15What?
21:18Spike's sex bot.
21:20Why didn't they just melt it down into scrap?
21:24Maybe Willow wanted it.
21:29I don't think Willow feels that way about Buffy.
21:33I mean, I know she's going to do a lot of changes, but...
21:35Study it.
21:38Right.
21:39Robotics.
21:40Science.
21:46Pervert.
21:47Other pervert.
21:50Don't frighten me like that!
21:52God, who, who would put something like that there?
21:58Is this supposed to be some sort of sick joke?
22:01I mean, things aren't bad enough.
22:06This is an omen.
22:07Hey, hey, shh.
22:09Shh.
22:09No, no, no, no, it's an omen.
22:11It's a higher power trying to tell me through bunnies that we're all going to die.
22:15Oh, God.
22:15No, no, it's not.
22:20But it's okay.
22:23Well, you see, usually when there's an apocalypse, I skedaddle.
22:27But now I love you so much that instead I have inappropriately timed sex and try to think of ways to fight a God and worry terribly that something might happen to you and also worry that something will happen to me.
22:40And then I have guilt that I'm not more worried about everyone else, but I just don't have enough.
22:47I'm just on total overload.
22:49And I honestly don't think that I could be more nervous than I am right now.
22:55You care to wager on that?
22:56Anya, you want to marry me?
23:17Can I take that as a maybe?
23:18You're proposing to me.
23:21Yes?
23:23You're proposing to me because we're going to die.
23:25And you think it's romantic and sexy and you know you're not going to have to go through with it because the world's going to end.
23:33I'm proposing to you, Anya, because it's not.
23:37You can't know that.
23:40I believe it.
23:42And I think we're going to get through this.
23:46I think I'm going to live a long and silly life, and I'm not interested in doing that without you around.
23:55Oh.
24:00Okay.
24:03Okay.
24:04Yes.
24:06I mean, yes.
24:14No.
24:15No.
24:18After.
24:18Give it to me when the world doesn't end.
24:33What have you got for me?
24:35Some ideas.
24:36Well, notions.
24:38Or theories based on wild speculation.
24:42Did I mention I'm not good under pressure?
24:44I need you, Will.
24:48You're my big gun.
24:50I'm your...
24:51No, I was never a gun.
24:53Someone else should be the gun.
24:55I could be a cudgel or a pointy stick.
25:01You're the strongest person here.
25:04You know that, right?
25:06Oh, no.
25:08Will, you're the only person that's ever hurt Glory.
25:11At all.
25:13You're my best shot at getting her on the rope, so don't get a jelly belly on me now.
25:19Well, I do sort of have this one idea.
25:24But the last few days, I've mostly been looking into ways to help Tara.
25:30I know that shouldn't be my priority.
25:35Of course it should.
25:36Well, I've been charting their essences, mapping out.
25:43I think if I can get close enough, I may be able to reverse what Glory did.
25:51Like, take back what she took from Tara.
25:54It might weaken Glory, or make her less coherent, or it might make all our heads explode.
26:02Buffy.
26:03I'll try to work it.
26:14Don't worry, love.
26:17It won't be long.
26:21Bitch!
26:22I was supposed to work on the factors!
26:27I'm not.
26:29I'm not.
26:29I'm not.
26:29I'm not.
26:33I'm going to bring you back.
26:42No.
26:43No, no, that's good.
26:45That could be pivotal.
26:47Thank you, guys.
26:48Well, then you're going to need some...
26:50Way ahead of you.
26:51We have time?
26:52Yes, you got it.
26:53Okay.
26:54I'll grab some weapons, too.
26:55I'm looking for something in a broadsword.
26:58Hey, don't be swinging that thing near me.
27:01Hey, I happen to be...
27:02A glorified bricklayer?
27:06I'm also a swell bowler.
27:08Has his own shoes.
27:10The gods themselves do tremble.
27:12Spike, shut your mouth.
27:13Come with me.
27:14The weapons are in the chest by the TV.
27:24I'll grab the stuff upstairs.
27:26Ah, Buffy.
27:34If you want to just hand them over the threshold.
27:39Come in, Spike.
27:40Spike.
27:40Spike.
27:40Presto.
27:55No barrier.
28:00Um, I won't bother the small stuff.
28:03A couple of good acts you should hold off glory's mates.
28:07Will you take on the lady yourself?
28:09We're not all going to make it.
28:14You know that.
28:16Yeah.
28:19Hey.
28:21I always knew I'd go down fighting.
28:24I'm counting on you.
28:27To protect her.
28:30Till the end of the world.
28:34Even if that happens to be tonight.
28:36I'll be a minute.
28:46I know you never loved me.
28:52I know that I'm a monster.
28:55But you treat me like a man.
28:58And that's...
28:59I know you need to buy the ship.
29:04Get your stuff.
29:05I'll be here.
29:05Don't try.
29:06she will come to you soon
29:36we're on schedule yes it's time well
29:55Tara, baby
30:06is there somewhere you should be
30:10they held me down
30:14no one's holding you
30:17it's a big day, right?
30:23do you want to go?
30:25you're a killer
30:37so I'll sit down
30:41stay close but don't crowd her
30:48we'll follow in a minute
30:49everybody knows their jobs
30:52remember
30:53the ritual starts
30:55we all die
30:56and I'll kill anyone who comes near dawn
30:59well, not exactly the same
31:08Crispin's Day speech, was it?
31:10we few
31:11we happy few
31:14we ban the buggered
31:17we ban the buggered
31:17we ban the buggered
31:21the kid
31:25he's
31:27the
31:28Tid
31:30it's like that
31:31never
31:33that's terrible
31:34but don't
31:35fix it
31:36it's not too big
31:36but you still see it
31:37still
31:38it's yes
31:39until it comes by
31:39thank you
31:40let's go
31:41maybe it's nice
31:41but you can't call it
31:42you can't imagine but yeah
31:43it's not too big
31:43like you
31:45you can't imagine that
31:46Shh, but doinko.
32:03What is that?
32:05The portal must open up there.
32:09Will, you're up.
32:14Need anything?
32:16Could use a little courage.
32:21The real kind.
32:24But thanks.
32:25You.
32:27What are you doing here?
32:39What are you doing here?
32:54She's with me.
32:56What the frickin' hell did that bitch do to me?
33:14You look fine.
33:18Truly.
33:19She made a little.
33:23She made a home.
33:25Oh, I need a brain to eat.
33:27Oh, take mine, oh, grooved hestic one.
33:30I said a brain.
33:32You worthless dirt.
33:33Big day.
33:36I got places to be.
33:38Big day.
33:40Need a brain.
33:43Suppose I could always use yours.
33:46Okay, then.
33:47Come and get it.
33:53Come and get it.
34:06You don't seem very well.
34:07You're a little witch bitch.
34:10Gave me kind of a headache there.
34:13But if you think this is gonna last more than eight seconds.
34:16I notice you're talking, whereas in your position, I would attack me.
34:22Oh, most sweaty, naughty feelings causing one?
34:25Should we?
34:26Go guard the girl.
34:29This is a...
34:30This is a...
34:31Diversionary tactic?
34:33Go guard.
34:44It's strange.
34:45You're not as blurry with speed as usual, either.
34:48Which?
34:49It's not her.
34:51Might be this.
34:52I heard it's supposed to repel you.
34:57So my guess is...
34:59You probably shouldn't touch it, either.
35:07You're gonna wish me...
35:10Stand fast!
35:17Kill anyone who dares approach!
35:19This will be our day of glory!
35:24No pun.
35:25Well, just call it after me.
35:26Okay.
35:26Kill anyone who daresay the girl.
35:33Kill anyone who daresay the girl.
35:34Kill anyone who daresay the girl.
35:35Kill anyone who daresay the girl.
35:36Kill anyone who daresay the girl.
35:37Kill anyone who daresay the girl.
35:38Kill anyone who daresay the girl.
35:39Kill anyone who daresay the girl.
35:40Kill anyone who daresay the girl.
35:41Kill anyone who daresay the girl.
35:42Kill anyone who daresay the girl.
35:43Kill anyone who daresay the girl.
35:44Kill anyone who daresay the girl.
35:45Kill anyone who daresay the girl.
35:46Kill anyone who daresay the girl.
35:47Kill anyone who daresay the girl.
35:48Kill anyone who daresay the girl.
35:49Kill anyone who daresay the girl.
35:50Kill anyone who daresay the girl.
35:51Kill anyone who daresay the girl.
35:52Kill anyone who daresay the girl.
35:53Kill anyone who daresay the girl.
35:54Oh, my God.
36:24Tara?
36:33Willow?
36:38Tara?
36:41Willow.
36:43I got so lost.
36:46I found you.
36:47Oh, my God.
36:54I'll always find you.
37:00You know what?
37:03I'm feeling a little better.
37:06And now, I'm a little bored.
37:08Oh, I'm sorry.
37:09Because you're about...
37:10Wow.
37:17The Slayer's a robot.
37:19Did everybody else know the Slayer was a robot?
37:23Glory?
37:24You're not the brightest God in the heavens, are you?
37:34Buffy!
37:36I'm up here!
37:40Buffy!
37:40Oh, no, you don't!
37:55Buffy!
37:58I'm up here!
37:59Oh!
38:00I'm up here!
38:25Oh!
38:26Oh, my God.
38:56Oh, my God.
39:26Oh, my God.
39:56Oh, my God.
40:26There's only a few minutes left to start the ritual.
40:27Oh, my God.
40:35Oh, my God.
40:37Oh, my God.
40:39Oh, my God.
40:43Oh, my God.
40:45Oh, my God.
40:47Oh, my God.
40:49Oh, my God.
40:51Oh, my God.
40:53Oh, my God.
40:55Oh, my God.
40:57Oh, my God.
41:03Oh, my God.
41:05Oh, my God.
41:07Oh, my God.
41:15Oh, my God.
41:17Oh, my God.
41:19so far it's a tie we haven't got up to dome then neither does anyone else someone's up there
41:36okay we got a charge or something we tried that
41:44it's my can you hear me yeah loud and clear is there someone up there with them
41:53yeah can't tell who are you talking to us get up there go now
42:01yeah go
42:14well what do you know it's just about that time
42:23doesn't a fellow stay dead when you kill him look who's talking
42:29come on dog what's you and me ever go
42:33i do have a prior appointment this won't take long no i i don't imagine it will
42:44just a mortal you couldn't understand my pain
42:58and i'll just have to settle for causing it
43:05you can't kill me no my arm's not even tired yet
43:10you don't come near the gold dog you don't smell a soul anywhere on you
43:20why do you even care i made a promise to a lady oh
43:26i'll send the lady your regrets
43:36you can't kill me no no no no no stop it you're a god
43:56make it stop
44:00I'm sorry.
44:22Tell her it's over.
44:25She missed her shot.
44:27She goes.
44:28She ever, ever comes near me and mine again.
44:35We won't.
44:36I swear.
44:42I guess we're stuck with each other, huh, baby?
44:56Can you move?
44:58I need a...
45:01I'm mad.
45:05She could have killed me.
45:07No, she couldn't.
45:10Never.
45:12And so on later, Gloria will re-emerge and...
45:15make Buffy pay for that mercy.
45:19And the world with her.
45:20Buffy even knows that, and still she couldn't take human life.
45:32She's a hero, you see.
45:37She's not like us.
45:40Us.
45:40Shallow pets.
46:03Shallow...
46:06Cuts.
46:08The blood will...
46:13free.
46:15Donna.
46:16Bobby!
46:17It should be interesting.
46:23Oh!
46:23Oh, shit.
46:26I'm gonna hurt.
46:27I got it.
46:32Come here.
46:33You're gonna be...
46:34Okay.
46:41Go!
46:44Buffy, it started.
46:51Come on!
46:54Come on!
46:57Come on!
47:27Come on!
47:36Anya!
47:43It's over.
47:45I'm sorry.
47:47It doesn't matter.
47:49What are you doing?
47:51I have to jump in the energy.
47:56He'll kill you.
48:00I know.
48:03Buffy, I know about the ritual.
48:07I have to stop it.
48:09No.
48:09I have to.
48:13Look at what's happening.
48:24Buffy, you have to let me go.
48:28Blood starts at end.
48:30Until the blood stops going, it'll never stop.
48:32I know where you have to let me.
48:42It has to have the blood.
48:44Because it's always got to be blood.
48:51It's Summer's blood.
48:53It's just like mine.
48:56She's me.
48:57The monks made her out of me.
48:59Death is your gift.
49:02Death is your gift.
49:04Death is a gift.
49:28It's something and...
49:28Luffy, no.
49:32Donnie, I have to.
49:34No!
49:36Listen to me.
49:37Please, there's not a lot of time.
49:38Listen.
49:58Listen to me.
50:28Donnie, listen to me.
50:40Listen.
50:43I love you.
50:45I will always love you.
50:49This is the work that I have to do.
50:58Tell Giles...
51:11Tell Giles I figured it out.
51:17And I'm okay.
51:20Okay.
51:20And give my love to my friends.
51:34You have to take care of them now.
51:40You have to take care of each other.
51:42You have to be strong.
51:50Don, the hardest thing in this world...
51:54is to live in it.
51:59Be brave.
52:02Live.
52:05For me.
52:07Oh.
53:20Grrr.
53:21Arrgh.
53:22Arrgh.
53:23Arrgh.
53:24Arrgh.
53:25Arrgh.