Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 5 Episode 11 Triangle
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00:01Okay, your mom's in recovery.
00:03Is she alright?
00:04Your mother's going to be fine.
00:08I want to show you something.
00:10Harder.
00:19Buffy.
00:20I've given you everything that I have.
00:22My heart, my body, and soul.
00:25I just don't feel it.
00:27They want me back, Buffy.
00:30The military.
00:31I'm leaving tonight.
00:40Riley!
00:51You ever have that feeling where there's something you know you're supposed to do and you forgot what it was?
00:59Nope.
01:00I've been having that feeling and I just realized what it was.
01:05Like, three weeks ago, Riley asked me to borrow a crescent wrench.
01:09And I keep having this feeling like I'm supposed to give it to him.
01:12Well, that's not going to happen unless he comes back.
01:16You know, not to get the crescent wrench.
01:18Just to come back.
01:19I just mean, sometimes I sort of forget that he's gone.
01:24I just mean, sometimes I sort of forget that he's gone.
01:25It's like, where's Riley?
01:27Oh wait, the central republic of where in the hell?
01:31Xander, if you ever decide to go, I want a warning.
01:40You know, big flashing red lights and one of those clocks that counts down like a bomb in a movie.
01:49And there's a whole bunch of colored wires and I'm not sure which is the right one to cut, but I guess the green one.
01:57And then at the last second, no, the red one, and then click, it stops with three tenths of a second left.
02:03But then you don't leave like that, okay?
02:09Check.
02:11Big bomb clock.
02:13Come here.
02:24Maybe it's her.
02:27Huh?
02:27Well, maybe it won't happen to us because it's all about her messing things up.
02:36I mean, she couldn't make it work with Angel and couldn't she let Riley go away?
02:41Yeah, relationship debris is kind of piling up on the Buffy highway.
02:48Humans make the same mistakes over and over.
02:51I saw it when I was a vengeance demon.
02:54Some guy dumps a girl, she calls me, I exact vengeance, blah, blah, blah.
03:00The next year, same girl, different guy.
03:03I mean, after you smite a few of them, you start going, my goodness, young lady.
03:08Maybe you're doing something wrong here, too.
03:12I don't think it's a pattern with her.
03:15No, it's just...
03:15You know, now that it happened again, man number two, I wonder how she's dealing with it.
03:31Sister Abigail, the choir is written.
03:33Yeah, thank you.
03:34Sister Abigail, the choir is written.
04:04She's written.
04:06She's written.
04:08She's written in English.
04:10She's written.
04:12Sister Gabriel, the choir is written.
04:22Hi.
04:24Goodbye.
04:24She's written.
04:26I don't know.
04:28Say that she can't.
04:30And the choir is written in English.
04:32And the choir usually rolls out on the gate with two of them.
04:34what what what was that he he looked like a a demon yeah he did are you okay i think so here
04:46so um about being a nun you know um with the whole ab during the company of men
05:01you know how's that working for you the ab during um good yeah do you have to be like super religious
05:13well uh how's the food
05:31so
05:43so
05:55so
06:07all right switch left lead
06:29so you really think they might be able to help us
06:36well if you mean are they going to help us find out something about glory
06:40i saw that coming you're dropping your shoulder
06:44now the resources that the watchers council have at its disposal i mean the central library alone
06:53is this don't talk about the books again you get all and sometimes there's drool
07:00i'm sorry but we've really exhausted the materials i have here and we're coming up into
07:05you're you're still dropping your shoulder i can see when you're going to go right
07:13are you doing it again
07:16sorry sorry
07:19so
07:21glory's all you're going to talk to them about right
07:24let's let's take a break
07:27answer me
07:28i'm not going to mention dawn's name
07:31i wouldn't do that i promise
07:33bet you're going to tell them about the key
07:36that glory's looking for something called the key
07:40well knowing her goal is is crucial
07:43i mean if anything helps them uncover her origins her her plans
07:50i know
07:51it's just i trust these watchers about as far as you could throw them
07:56thank you very much
07:57i'm just freaked about the idea of giving them any information that could possibly lead them to dawn
08:06truly buffy if i saw an alternative
08:10if the initiative was still around i'd consider using them but
08:16they're gone
08:17and riley was the last link we had to the government
08:21i'm sorry i didn't mean to
08:26it's okay
08:28you can say his name
08:31i'm doing all right
08:34these things happen
08:37people break up and they move on
08:39for a while it feels like the end of the world
08:42you know but big picture
08:44not so huge
08:46not so huge
08:49i just said it feels like the end of the world
08:52don't you listen
08:53i'm teasing
08:58sort of
09:02i'll be okay
09:04well i do hate to go if you're feeling badly
09:07look if it helps you find out something about glory
09:12i'm thrilled to have you gone
09:14you're going away for a week
09:18it's great
09:20yes yes everybody seems delighted about it
09:23well i get to run the store right
09:25you well it's quite a lot for one person to take care of
09:30i mean the trash men for example
09:33i mean they've been making such a mess in the back alley
09:35that the recycling people can't get in there to collect
09:39well someone has to talk to them
09:40well i can take care of that
09:42i'm envious mr giles
09:44a trip to england sounds so exciting and exotic
09:47unless you're english
09:50don't worry about the shop
09:53we'll take care of it
09:54we can open and close
09:55and we'll deal with everyone
09:56we can come by between classes
09:59usually i use that time to
10:01copy over my class notes
10:03with a system of different colored pens
10:06but it's been pointed out to me
10:09that that's you know
10:11insane
10:12eyes are quirky
10:13hello i work here
10:16i'll take care of everything
10:17yeah anya can do it
10:19thanks sweetie
10:21that's well said
10:23um annie
10:25while i completely trust you uh uh to take care of the inventory and the money
10:30um
10:31dealing with people requires a certain uh finesse
10:37i have finesse
10:39i have finesse coming out of my bottom
10:41i can completely lie to the health inspector
10:44i can you know distract him with coy smiles
10:47and bribe him with money and goods
10:49see there
10:50she'll be great
10:52don't worry giles
10:53i'll help her take care of everything
10:55it'll be ship shape
10:57better
10:58it'll be shop shape
10:59xander
11:01she's talking to giles
11:03like i'm not here
11:04make her stop
11:06perhaps i better
11:07call you along
11:08i'm just trying to help out
11:10xander tell her
11:11she had you on earlier flight back
11:12excuse me
11:13tell her that i don't need her help
11:15so how goes the slaying
11:18i killed something in a convent last night
11:21in any other room a frightening declaration
11:24here a welcome distraction
11:26tell us all about the killing buff
11:29pretty standard
11:31vampire staking
11:32oh but i met a nun
11:34and she let me try on her wimple
11:36okay now we're back to frightening
11:38you
11:49you with the actual clothing
11:52who are you
11:53dawn
11:55come look at this
11:57it's hard to recognize me huh
11:59oh
12:01no more bathrobe
12:03i looked at it today
12:05and there it was
12:07all fuzzy and blue
12:09and i just
12:09couldn't stand it anymore
12:11i don't think the rest of us
12:13will miss it much either
12:14it was getting a little ripe mom
12:16maybe we should burn it
12:18it would keep the bugs away
12:19it doesn't smell
12:22fine fine
12:24make your
12:24funny jokes
12:26at the expense of the woman
12:27with a hole in her skull
12:28let's go
12:31i think we've tired her out
12:33what you doing
12:52playing soccer
12:54can i hang out in here
12:57don't touch anything
13:00you took down his pictures
13:11yeah
13:13i
13:16i think i would have done that sooner
13:19like
13:20boom
13:21don't want to see that face again
13:23it wasn't like that
13:27i was never angry with him
13:30okay
13:33that's a lie
13:35but it's
13:37not like i didn't want to see his face
13:39i was just starting to kind of like the guy
13:44and then
13:45gone
13:47so fast
13:49it wasn't really so fast
13:52him leaving
13:54according to everyone
13:57who isn't me
13:58it was kind of gradual
14:00oh
14:03does that make it any better
14:08no
14:09because you should have noticed earlier
14:14stop being insightful
14:18it's creepy
14:20it hurts
14:28in all kinds of horrible ways
14:32in the way where i'm furious at him
14:36in the way where i blame myself
14:39in all the little ways i imagine
14:43how i could have fixed things
14:45it'll get better
14:49won't it
14:52i hope so
14:56yes
14:58it has to
15:00i'll just
15:04keep going like i have been
15:06and
15:07every day it'll get a little bit better
15:09really
15:11every day
15:13not really
15:15but it'll be better soon
15:18still feels a little sudden to me
15:22with him gone where no one can talk to him
15:26but you never know
15:29maybe he'll come back
15:32maybe
15:35he'll hate the jungle
15:36or
15:38maybe he'll
15:40want to give it another try
15:41i could
15:45say all the things i didn't get to say
15:47um
15:50there's something i've got to tell you
15:53about showing you riley in that place
15:57i didn't mean
16:01anyway i know you're feeling all betrayed
16:09by him
16:10not me
16:11i was trying to help
16:14you know
16:14not like i made him be there after all
16:18actually trying to help you
16:20best intentions
16:23i mean
16:25you know
16:26pretty state you'd be in
16:28thinking things are all right
16:29while he's
16:30toddling
16:31halfway around the bend
16:33oh
16:35i'll insult him
16:37if i want to
16:38i'm the one who's on your side
16:41me
16:42doing you a favor
16:44and you
16:45being
16:45dead
16:46petty
16:46about it
16:47me
16:48getting nothing but your hatred
16:50and your venom
16:51and your
16:51ungrateful bitch
16:53fuck bitch
16:54suggesting
16:55Lilly
16:56grades
16:58who's
17:00and
17:03what's
17:03at all
17:04this
17:04and
17:05it be
17:05in
17:06words
17:07as
17:07she said
17:07in
17:08how old
17:08she toldonna
17:08what's
17:13okay
17:14that'll
17:16she could
17:17uh
17:18her
17:19I
17:20I
17:20Buffy there's something I wanted to tell you good and and hellebore it's up into the right
17:42it's powerful stuff I tried to use it to de-rot Amy and it didn't work but I think it might have made
17:53her really smart she keeps giving me these looks like she's planning something rubbing her paws
18:00together hey what are you two doing oh we're gonna try out a few spells there's this thing
18:11you can do we create light and we thought what if we could make like simulated sunlight yes then you
18:18know there Buffy is middle of the night she finds this whole nest of vamps and then she just goes
18:25presto only it won't be presto exactly and there's a floating ball of sunlight vamps get dusty you don't
18:36want to look right at it though that's swell but you can't use this stuff Giles has only been gone
18:41two days and you're already causing trouble you should do things while he's gone you're the fish
18:49what the the fish in the bowl and the cat in the hat he was always saying that the the cat shouldn't
18:58be there while the mother was out what are you talking about it's a book this cat does all this
19:04mischief it's so cute he balances a bunch of stuff including that fish in the bowl and but don't try
19:12it for real when you're six because then you're not allowed to have fish for five years you're
19:17referencing literature I have no way to be familiar with you're trying to make me feel left out and you're
19:23stealing I'm not stealing I'm just taking things without paying for them and what twisted dictionary
19:30is that stealing well maybe we should just pay Anya Giles will be totally fine with this come on
19:38it'll be fun we could show you how to do some stuff you could be floating pencils by the end of the day
19:45sometimes I miss having powers oh oh I know what this is this is peer pressure any second now
19:57you're gonna make me smoke tobacco and and have drugs look how easy
20:04hey don't float the merchandise
20:12stop that hey look at this my two favorite girls three favorite girls Xander Willow's stealing
20:23she's a burglar great the cunning broad daylight in front of everyone burglar Xander I'm just
20:31doing a spell to help Buffy Xander Giles left me in charge tell her hey hey judge Xander requesting a
20:39recess here you really shouldn't call him into this yes see Tara's with me protect me Tara
20:45Xander what I'm doing it's a good thing and if it doesn't work Giles never even needs to know about
20:54the cash register what did you do with the cash register dear God I'll fix it I'll fix it
21:08recursive
21:09there all back good as new money did you hurt the money money good she endangered the money
21:23of course that's what she cares about I like money better than people people can so rarely be
21:33exchanged for goods and or services Xander she's pretending to be me well can you even believe how
21:39she's acting okay you know what I'm tired of being the one in the middle I'm not gonna let you pull me
21:45into this whatever the issue is between you two just figure it out without me
21:52she had her don't go
21:54you mean I'm mad me Tara who do you think he's more mad at
22:08um you know I think maybe maybe you guys have some stuff you need to work out you know just really talk
22:19talk
22:30flea bean
22:31fifteen cents
22:35salamander eyes
22:37ten bucks for twelve
22:39bargain
22:42bindweed
22:44that's a pricey one
22:45can't you stop that it's very distracting
22:48fine make your little ball of sunshine I'll be quiet good because the spell is very sensitive
22:58once I begin any non ritual word can disrupt it fine okay here we go
23:07did you start yet
23:18no
23:19this is it
23:21spirits of light I invoke thee let the gloom of darkness part before you let the moonlight
23:34be made pale by your presence
23:36by your presence spirits is it done shh spirits of light grant my wishes sorry I thought you were
23:49done do you wanna screw this up no no I'm sure you can do that all on your own hey Anya whatever really has you mad why don't you just say it like you do every other day I'm sure you can do that all on your own
23:59I believe I have said it no you haven't come on let it out
24:06I have said it
24:13no
24:16no
24:19no
24:24no
24:27no
24:31He's not a ball of sunshine.
24:54New semester, new classes, whole new vistas of knowledge to be confused and intimidated
25:08by.
25:09I think this one's going to be kind of fun.
25:11Greek art is going to touch on so many things, mythology and history and philosophy.
25:16The professor spit too much when he talked.
25:19It was like being at SeaWorld.
25:21The first five rows will get wet.
25:24That was just, you know, um, enthusiasm.
25:28It seemed very much like saliva.
25:30We'll sit farther back next time.
25:32Good plan.
25:34I need to keep this course.
25:37The only other thing that fits into my schedule is Central American geopolitics.
25:43And no thank you.
25:46I even hear the word jungle, all I can think of is him.
25:50You know, is that the one Riley's in?
25:55I really don't need a daily two o'clock knife in the heart.
26:00Is it that bad?
26:03Sort of, but I'm starting to get perspective on the whole situation.
26:08You know, maybe Riley's where he's supposed to be.
26:11You know, maybe he needed to be where he was needed.
26:16Willow says that things always happen for a reason.
26:19You ever notice people only say that about bad things?
26:24But not for me, the furrowed brow.
26:26What do you say we go pick up Willow and indulge ourselves in a little after-school hamburger?
26:31I guess we could.
26:33She might still be at the magic shop.
26:35I was there earlier, and she and Anya kind of got in this little squabble.
26:39Xander and I sort of cleared out.
26:40He was pretty upset.
26:43Anya and Xander are in trouble?
26:46Oh, no.
26:47I said that all wrong.
26:48It was nothing.
26:49Willow and Anya were sort of fighting, and then Xander kind of snapped at both of them and he left.
26:54He left.
26:55He left?
26:56Xander left.
26:57Anya?
26:58Um, no.
26:59Not left her, left her.
27:02He just left.
27:03It was only a little thing, really.
27:05Little thing?
27:06See, the thing is, little things get bigger, you know, and if you don't catch the little thing and then, boom, you have this whole huge thing.
27:18Not them with the little things.
27:22They can't break up.
27:24I think they have a beautiful love.
27:27I think they'll be fine.
27:31They have a miraculous love.
27:34What?
27:35A miraculous love.
27:42Is there that parked car?
27:44We're still on this trail.
27:45I don't even get how we made that guy.
27:48Because, wow, advanced.
27:51Someone made him.
27:52He must have been trapped in that crystal and you released him.
27:56I released him?
27:57No, this is definitely a we thing.
28:00Or a you thing.
28:02It definitely feels like a you thing.
28:04Look, just find the reversal spell.
28:07Hurry!
28:08Look what he did to that lamppost.
28:10I'm trying.
28:11Put the top up.
28:12The pieces are all blowy.
28:14Well, I don't know how to put the top up.
28:16I only just figured out what the pedal does.
28:19It makes us stop.
28:23You don't know how to drive?
28:25Why didn't you say you don't know how to drive?
28:28Well, I couldn't know if I could until I tried, could I?
28:34This is very, very bad.
28:37There's an oprah on it.
28:38Troll.
28:40What?
28:41Troll on the loose.
28:43Now, hold on.
28:44I'm going to press the right pedal harder.
28:46I expect us to accelerate.
28:51There's a troll on the loose and you're going to crash Giles' car.
28:55Likely.
28:56We're going very fast.
28:57You should have listened to me and not done a spell.
28:59Giles put me in charge.
29:01Giles can be an idiot.
29:03The smart kind, but still.
29:05Xander agreed.
29:06Oh, right.
29:07Xander doesn't step out of line.
29:10Well, what do you mean by that?
29:12Nothing.
29:14Find that Scott quickly.
29:20Oh.
29:21That's gone.
29:32Hey, what's it?
29:34Oh, it's you.
29:36Spike, don't let me stop you from not being here.
29:40I was here first, you know.
29:42Uh-huh.
29:44Go away.
29:51Now, why would I do that when it's bugging you so much, haven't they here?
29:56They have chicken wings, too.
29:59Also a sort of a flower-shaped thing to me from an onion.
30:02It's brilliant.
30:03Are you talking to me hoping that I'll get so depressed that I'll impale myself on a fork right in front of you?
30:10Lovely thought.
30:11Lovely thought.
30:12If I don't hurt you myself, the chip wouldn't zap me.
30:15I could eat you that way.
30:17Beat the onion thing all the hell.
30:19Hey!
30:20These are mine.
30:22These are mine.
30:23My, my.
30:24Someone's in a temper.
30:26It's all sympathetic misery borrowed from the slayer.
30:32What?
30:33No, nothing to do with Buffy.
30:35So she's all right, then?
30:36Not, uh, holding grudges.
30:41What are you talking about?
30:42What does Buffy have to do with anything?
30:43What grudges?
30:44Oh, yeah.
30:45Okay.
30:46No need to talk about it, then.
30:47I'm sure she's merrily slaying some pals of mine.
30:48Having a grand old time.
30:49This is very bad.
30:50Willow?
30:51Anya?
30:52They're not back there, either.
30:53They're gone.
30:54Oh, Buffy.
30:55Something's been here and Willow's gone.
30:56Don't worry.
30:57We'll get her back.
30:58I promise.
30:59Come on.
31:00Come on.
31:01Come on.
31:02This thing's probably dead.
31:03Come on.
31:04Come on.
31:05Come on.
31:06Come on.
31:07Come on.
31:08Come on.
31:09Come on.
31:10Come on.
31:12Come on.
31:13Come on.
31:14Come on.
31:15Come on.
31:16Come on.
31:17Come on.
31:18Come on.
31:19We're having a huge tram.
31:32Puny receptacle.
31:39You do well to flee, townspeople.
31:43I will pillage your lands and dwellings.
31:46I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters.
31:53Mark my words.
31:56Ooh.
31:57Ale.
31:58I smell delicious ale.
31:59They get in these fights and they're both looking at me like I'm the referee.
32:11Also, sometimes I'll say something about Anya and Willow will get this look.
32:18What the hell do you see in her?
32:19I know that look.
32:20A lot of people never really got drew.
32:22You know.
32:23Well, she was insane.
32:24And then it's like, well, I get all torn.
32:29Because Willow's my best friend and I really value her opinion, but Anya's my girlfriend,
32:34you know?
32:35What does a slayer think of all this friction in the ranks?
32:36Can't be good for morale.
32:38I don't know.
32:39She's a little preoccupied, maybe.
32:40It's understandable with all the upset.
32:41All the blaming of innocent bystanders got caught up in the mess.
32:42What?
32:43I mean, did she want to be made a fool of?
32:44And what does the person have to do to make it right?
32:46Hey, watch it, mate.
32:47It's like, I'll do what you like.
33:06ALE!
33:08Yes!
33:09Fragrant to ALE!
33:10So, uh...
33:13So, uh, think I should run and get Buffy?
33:28Farmaid! Bring me stronger ale than some plump, succulent babies to eat.
33:36I'm gonna run and get Buffy. Or maybe you can fight him.
33:40Yeah, I could do that, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.
33:44You there!
33:46Do you know where there are babies?
33:49What do you think, the hospital?
33:51What? Shut up.
33:53Um, listen.
33:55I find myself very hungry.
33:58And when I'm hungry, I grow shorter patients.
34:01Well, we can take care of the hungry.
34:04So how's about you just sit down in one of the sturdier chairs
34:08and we could have a calm talk and something to eat?
34:12Can it be babies?
34:14Well, not so much.
34:16Oh.
34:16But maybe some roast pigs and stags and much hearty grog.
34:26They've got this onion thing in there.
34:28You cannot appease me.
34:30Do not try.
34:32More ale!
34:37Fender, you shouldn't be here.
34:39There's a troll.
34:41Uh, a big guy?
34:43Hammer?
34:44I think I noticed him.
34:46I wish Buffy was here.
34:49I'm here.
34:51I wish I had a million dollars.
34:54Just checking.
34:57What's going on?
34:59Where did he come from?
35:02Hello, Buffy.
35:04Willow stole ingredients and released them from a purple crystal.
35:08He's a troll.
35:08You did this?
35:12Me?
35:13No, we.
35:14I mean, us.
35:16Her.
35:17It's very complex.
35:18We can stop him.
35:20Willow, do the spell.
35:20Uh, let the conjuring be.
35:26Uh, stop!
35:29Nobody lets me finish.
35:31You told the witch to do that, Anyanka.
35:36You seem determined to put an end to all my fun, just like you always did when we were dating.
35:42Uh, um...
35:51You dated him?
35:53You dated a troll?
35:55And we're what?
35:56Surprised by this?
35:58Well, he wasn't a troll then.
36:00You know, he was just a big, dumb guy.
36:01And, you know, he cheated on me, and I made him into a troll.
36:05Which, by the way, is how I got the job as a vengeance.
36:12I did not cheat!
36:15Not in my heart.
36:17With only one wench.
36:20I had had a great deal of mead.
36:24Next thing I know, I'm a troll.
36:26Oh.
36:28Oh.
36:29You did this, Anyanka.
36:31You will die for this.
36:34But, but, you seem to enjoy the...
36:36the being a troll.
36:40I adjusted.
36:42And then what happened?
36:44Witches.
36:45Filthy, dirty, disgusting witches.
36:48They trapped me.
36:50I was imprisoned in that crystal for centuries.
36:53Oh.
36:54A curse on all witches.
36:58All must die.
36:59Willow, again?
37:00Uh, let the conjuring be undone.
37:03Return the beast to native...
37:04Witch, you must stop.
37:06Hey, keep him far from us and ours as long as my voice shall sound.
37:09It did not work.
37:17Okay, wait.
37:19Uh, let the conjuring be undone.
37:20That's...
37:21Oh.
37:31Aah!
37:31Oh.
37:33Aah!
37:33Aah!
37:33Aah!
37:34Uh!
37:36Aah!
37:36Aah!
37:38Aah!
37:39Oh.
37:40Aah!
37:41Aah!
37:41해야 com.
37:43Oh, my God.
38:13Where is he?
38:20Gone.
38:22Xander, follow him.
38:24Anya, Willow, head back to the magic shop.
38:25Find a spell that will actually stop him.
38:38All right.
38:43What are you doing?
38:46Making this woman more comfortable.
38:49I'm not sampling, I'll have you know.
38:52I mean, look at all these lovely blood-covered people.
38:55I could, but not a taste of a spike, not a lick.
38:59I knew you would like it.
39:02You want credit for not feeding off bleeding disaster victims?
39:07Well, yeah.
39:10You're disgusting.
39:11What's it take?
39:19Hurry up.
39:21I'm taking everything on relocation spells, suspension spells, and what the heck.
39:28Spells to make him really sleepy because slightly better.
39:31Well, in case we need him, I'm getting more of all the things you stole.
39:36I didn't.
39:37Why do you do that?
39:39What?
39:39You're so rude.
39:41I mean, sure, at first, X-Demon doesn't know the rules.
39:46Well, you've been here forever.
39:48Learn the rules.
39:49The rules are stupid.
39:52Great.
39:53Whatever.
39:54I just thought you might be interested in learning to act more human.
39:59Some of us enjoy it.
40:00Oh, look for spells with dimensional portals, too.
40:04I am a human.
40:06And there are many humans who are stranger than me.
40:10Uh-huh.
40:12But unless I'm really wrong about crazy Larry down at the bus stop, he's probably not going
40:17to turn Xander into a troll.
40:19Well, that's a very complicated procedure.
40:22Oh, you think I'm going to hurt Xander?
40:28I would never hurt Xander.
40:32You really think I would do that?
40:35Anya, it's what you do.
40:36You spent, what, a thousand years hurting men?
40:40You got your thousand years of hurting men gold watch?
40:44It was a demon then, and I don't even have any powers now.
40:48Is this the spell?
40:49Well, only if you want him to double in size and grow extra arms, which, let's not.
40:55And by the way, you weren't a demon when you turned Olaf into Lord of the Hammers, and
41:01you managed that.
41:04Also, there's other ways to hurt Xander.
41:07I don't do magic now.
41:09You're the one with that kind of power.
41:12In fact, de Hoffren offered you my old job.
41:15You're closer to being a vengeance demon than I am.
41:18Maybe Xander should be afraid of you.
41:19Xander's my best friend.
41:21Oh, and you don't want anyone else to have him.
41:24I know what broke up him and Cordelia, you know.
41:26It was you.
41:28And your lips.
41:29No, it was not.
41:32Well, yes, it was so, but that was a long time ago.
41:36Do you think I'd do that again?
41:38Why not?
41:38Well, hello, gay now.
41:42But you're always doing everything you can to point out how much I'm an outsider.
41:46You've known him since you were squalling infants together.
41:49You'll always know him better than I do.
41:51You can sweep in and poison his mind against me.
41:54You're insane.
41:55I am not going to take him away, and I am not going to hurt him.
41:59Well, I'm not either.
42:07Aha!
42:08I knew it.
42:10You two performing more spells.
42:13I could be out pillaging, devouring babies, making merry with the local virgins.
42:21But instead, I had to come all the way back here to kill you.
42:26Run!
42:38No!
42:39Get away from them!
42:43I will get away from them after I kill them.
42:47You are not touching these women!
43:04Ha, ha, ha!
43:10You wish for more?
43:12Admirable!
43:13Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
43:16Ha, ha, ha, ha!
43:17Ha, ha, ha, ha!
43:17Ha, ha, ha, ha!
43:18Ha, ha, ha, ha!
43:19Ha, ha, ha, ha!
43:19Ha, ha, ha, ha!
43:21Ha, ha, ha, ha!
43:22Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
43:24Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
43:26Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
43:29Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
43:31Ha, ha, ha, ha!
43:43Ha! You fight well, although you are a tiny man.
43:54I shall reward you. Only one of your women shall die, and you shall be the one to choose.
44:13What did he just say?
44:15Choose, Anyanka or the witch. One of your women must die.
44:21No. You are one crazy troll eye. I'm not choosing between my girlfriend and my best friend.
44:30That's insane troll logic.
44:32Go Xander. I love you.
44:35Good for you. You are a loyal man.
44:43Xander!
44:45Now, choose.
44:48Olaf, no.
44:50I'm not choosing.
44:52Then you shall be the one who dies.
44:56No! Choose me. Just don't take him. Don't take Xander.
45:04He can expect you to be a monster.
45:10Damn.
45:12Buffy! Tara, stay back.
45:15Buffy, the hammer. Strengthen the hammer.
45:29How can I help?
45:30Uh, distract him from Buffy. Uh, piss him off.
45:34I don't know how.
45:35Anya, I have faith in you. There is no one you cannot piss off.
45:39Hey, Olaf!
45:43Um, you're as inadequate a troll as you were a boyfriend.
45:48Uh, you're hairy and unattractive and even the women trolls are put off by your various odors.
45:58Instrumentum.
45:59Instrumentum.
46:00Multionis.
46:01Tellum.
46:02Fabuloso.
46:03Sergey.
46:04Sergey.
46:05Sergey.
46:06Turam.
46:07Vodka.
46:08The menaceous dance is merely mildly alarming.
46:17And your roar is less than full-throated.
46:19Desist!
46:20By God, woman.
46:21It's been a thousand years and yet you are as aggravating and emasculating as ever you were.
46:33Uh.
46:34Uh!
46:35Uh!
46:36Uh!
46:37Uh!
46:38Uh!
46:39Uh!
46:40Uh!
46:42Uh!
46:43Uh!
46:44Uh!
46:45Uh!
46:46Uh!
46:47Uh!
46:48Hey!
46:49Good job.
46:50You're too very irritating.
46:51Hey!
46:52So, your power's in your hammer?
46:54Oh, yeah, I forgot he still has all that troll strength.
47:09You shall all die.
47:12I will dispense no mercy now.
47:24What are you fighting for, minuscule Blondon?
47:31Your friends?
47:33These two?
47:34They will never last.
47:38Anyanka is very difficult to live with.
47:41And he...
47:43He's ludicrous and far too breakable.
47:48Their love will never last.
47:54She's got a mouth.
48:06Poor baby.
48:11You really dated him?
48:15Yes.
48:16But you like me better.
48:18Yes.
48:19Oh, and Willow likes you too, but not in a sexy way.
48:23You know, because she's gay.
48:25And she's not going to try to break us up, so you know it's all okay.
48:29Their love will last forever.
48:38The transposition be complete.
48:48Where did you send him?
48:50The land of the trolls.
48:51He'll like it there.
48:53Full of trolls.
48:55It's hard to be precise, though.
48:57Alternate universes don't stay put.
49:00Trying to send them to a specific place is sort of like...
49:04Like...
49:05Trying to hit a puppy by throwing a live bee at it.
49:09Which is a weird image, and you should all just forget it.
49:13It's possible that he's in the land of perpetual Wednesday, or the crazy melty land, or, you know, the world without shrimp.
49:22There's a world without shrimp?
49:23I'm allergic.
49:25I'm allergic.
49:28He's probably in troll land.
49:30I only care that he's not here, and I got this nifty souvenir.
49:35Oops.
49:35The place is trash enough, anyway.
49:45What?
49:45See how well things worked out?
49:47And look at you guys.
49:51So good, and alive, and together.
49:58So together, and good, and alive.
50:06Rupert, I'm just so happy for you.
50:19I cringe to think what the place would have looked like if I'd been away for longer than three days.
50:24Well, maybe we would have had time to clean it up.
50:27You know, if Will used some magic to help.
50:30Yes, because nothing could possibly go wrong with that.
50:33Rupert, I still don't understand.
50:36Oh, thank you.
50:39Why the other watchers made you go all the way to England when they don't know anything?
50:47Well, they don't know it yet.
50:50I mean, they have no record of Gloria or anyone like her.
50:54But based on the information that I could know, they're going to look into it.
51:00They might have something soon.
51:03What about the key?
51:05Were they all over it?
51:08Yes.
51:10You know all of this.
51:12No, I got some of it myself.
51:14Buffy told me the rest.
51:17Well, they're interested, certainly.
51:20And full of theories.
51:23Most of them are nonsensical.
51:26They don't know that it's Dawn.
51:32No.
51:34Oh, I still can't even begin to grasp this.
51:38She's my little girl.
51:39It is disorienting.
51:44Giles, what happens if they figure it out?
51:46What would they do?
51:49I don't know.
51:50Oh, I can't even think about this.
51:56It's two.
51:59I'll get some more milk.
52:00I'll get some more milk.