When a Crazy Ex, Family Secrets, and Traps Hit, This Fake Marriage Becomes a Gamble
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00:00This is how I've been to see you every time I've been to show
00:04I've been to show you every time I've been to show
00:15Simon, I need you to snatch up these companies quicker than a kid with a credit card in a candy shop
00:19You got it, Chief
00:25I mean before my next coffee
00:27Oh yeah, right, I'm sorry, yeah, I'm right on it
00:30Is that her?
00:43Emily, mean it
00:57Yeah, we chatted on one of those lovey-dovey apps
01:08Shit, not another catfish
01:10James, is that really you?
01:12Absolutely, baby
01:13I mean, yeah, I'd put on a few pounds
01:16But this ain't no biggie
01:19Packed on pounds?
01:21What, has he been pinch-eating Photoshop for breakfast?
01:25Um, have a seat
01:28Oh my light, yeah
01:32Let's see what they got on
01:34Oh, oops
01:36I'm sorry, let me just pick that up
01:38Excuse me, are you taking pictures of my underwear?
01:53Emily, stop, I was just playing around, come on
01:55We have a peeping pong here, everyone
01:57This guy was trying to take pictures under my skirt
01:58Hey, listen, zip drunk
01:59Give me my phone
02:00Enough that theatrics
02:01I can smell a whore a mile away
02:03What's your nightly rate?
02:04Come on, tell me what do you charge?
02:06Huh?
02:07Oh!
02:08Oh my gosh, I am so sorry
02:21You stupid bitch
02:27Do not talk to women like that
02:29A woman?
02:31She's the one ripping me off
02:33I saw what was happening
02:34I saw you being a peeping Tom of her dress
02:36Buddy, just back off, okay?
02:38And if I don't?
02:39Rearrange your face
02:50Get the fuck out of here before I fuck you up for real
03:04Oh my god, he is so handsome
03:07You okay, Emily?
03:11Emily?
03:12Um, I'm fine, fine
03:16How do you know my name?
03:17Whoa
03:22Yo, look who's here
03:25Isn't this Edward, our pretty boy?
03:27Girls love this face a little too much
03:30What do you want?
03:32Nothing
03:33We just came to say hi
03:35Oh, and we want to see you squirming for mercy
03:41Bring it on
03:42Come on
03:43Run
03:48Come on, run
03:52Come on, run
04:10Where did they go?
04:13Come on
04:14Come on
04:23Thank you for saving me
04:27What's your name?
04:29Emily
04:31It's nice to meet you, Emily
04:36Oh no, I'm gonna be late
04:39I gotta go
04:40Bye
04:43It looks like she doesn't remember me at all
04:48Looks like she doesn't remember me at all
04:56Crestwood High
04:58I was class of 16 and I think you were 18, right?
05:02We've met before actually
05:04I'm sorry, I totally forgot, what's your name again?
05:08Uh, Edward
05:10It's nice to meet you again
05:11And Mom
05:13Nice to meet you, Edward
05:15Okay, Eddie boy
05:16Deep breath
05:18Time to make an impression she won't forget again
05:21How's the daydump going, sweetie?
05:25Mom, I cannot be with the peeping Tom
05:27Really?
05:28Oh, don't worry
05:30I got a few more guys lined up for you
05:32Mom, please
05:34Your father and I were thinking
05:36Maybe we could invest in your coffee shop if you settle down soon
05:40The best in my coffee shop?
05:41Yes
05:43Mom, I'm actually seeing someone, I'll call you back
05:45Edward, do you have a girlfriend?
05:47Uh, uh, Mom, I'm actually seeing someone, I'll call you back
05:56Edward, do you have a girlfriend?
06:05No
06:07Well, I mean I could be your girlfriend if you want
06:11I can't believe it, does she feel it too? The spark between us?
06:19Well, it would be paid, of course
06:22And you'd only have to do it long enough to convince my parents
06:25Maybe like six months?
06:28Nope, three months
06:30So, this is a fake relationship
06:36Why don't we just get married instead?
06:39What?
06:42Well, I mean, you know
06:44I heard that you were looking to get your coffee shop invested in
06:47I mean, my parents are nagging me to settle down, so
06:50You know, it's like a win-win for both of us
06:53I guess that makes sense
06:56I mean, I'm also short on cash, so I mean, why wouldn't I take an offer like that?
07:02Your outfit doesn't help cheap
07:05This is rented
07:07Right
07:09Alright, I think this is a good idea
07:11Okay
07:13Can we get our marriage attorneys then?
07:16Okay
07:17Okay
07:27Well, this is one heck of a rollercoaster ride, we're hopping onto it
07:31Yeah, we're in it for the long...
07:34I mean, do we start playing house right now?
07:38Or...
07:39I mean, do we move in with each other?
07:40Or...
07:41Or...
07:51Oh, shit
07:53Oh, um, Edward, sorry
07:55Can I have a minute?
07:56Yeah, she's done
07:57Yeah, she's done
07:58Just a little bit longer
07:59Okay
08:00Okay, okay
08:01No problem
08:02Okay
08:03Simon, buy me some clothes from Walmart
08:04Walmart
08:05Walmart?
08:06Mr. Gordon, what's going on?
08:07Let's do it
08:08Here you go, boss
08:09Now, remember
08:10You were the boss
08:11You were the boss
08:12You were the boss
08:13You were the boss
08:14Now
08:15I work for you, okay?
08:16April Fools isn't the boss
08:17Okay?
08:18No problem
08:19No problem
08:20Okay
08:22Okay
08:23Simon, buy me some clothes from Walmart
08:25Walmart?
08:26Mr. Gordon, what's going on?
08:27Let's do it
08:36Here you go, boss
08:37Now, remember
08:38You were the boss
08:39Now
08:40I work for you
08:41Okay?
08:42April Fools isn't until next month, boss
08:46Boss?
08:47Who's the boss?
08:51This is my boss
08:54Uh, Mr. Doyle
08:56I'm his assistant
08:57Just checking up on me
08:59Your boss came to check on you?
09:02Um
09:04Well, it's um
09:05Mr. Cor-
09:06I mean, um
09:09Edward here
09:13You two go ahead
09:16I need to get going
09:24Thanks so much
09:25Thanks
09:26Yes
09:33Are you sure these are good?
09:34They just seem kinda
09:37Simple
09:39Wait, you've never had a street taco?
09:43Ever
09:44What?
09:45Okay, uh, they're amazing
09:46I promise
09:47Try one
09:54They're good, trust me
09:55Good, right?
09:56Good, right?
10:01Oh my god
10:07Are you okay?
10:08It's not spicy
10:11Here, have some water
10:14Oh my god
10:19Wow
10:21Okay
10:23Good
10:24Not bad
10:25I'm glad you like this
10:26Uh-huh
10:32Emily?
10:34Oh god
10:41Emily
10:42I saw you already
10:49And Emma
10:51Who's this guy?
10:55Well, he is
10:56He must be your boyfriend
10:59Good for you
11:00He's such a handsome lad
11:03Thank you, Aunt Emma
11:04Very, very sweet
11:06Aw, look at you
11:07Such a gentleman
11:10I won't keep you two
11:14Bye now
11:15Bye
11:19Great, now my mom's gonna get a full report in about five minutes
11:23That fast?
11:24Oh yeah, the FBI should hire moms for their intel network
11:32Huh
11:34Okay
11:35Huh
11:38Emily?
11:39You got a boyfriend and you didn't tell me?
11:41Mom
11:42Your Aunt Emma says he's very handsome
11:45Are you sure he's not a scammer?
11:48I
11:51Hi, Mrs. Brewster
11:53No, it is a real relationship
11:54It's not a scam
11:56I was just kidding
11:58Well, since you're together
12:00Maybe you two can come over for dinner tomorrow night?
12:03Can I?
12:05Yeah, sounds good
12:12Why would you agree to that?
12:14Because she already knows
12:15And the sooner they believe you
12:16The sooner you get your coffee shot
12:18Huh?
12:20I guess you're right
12:21Is that Emily?
12:32In high school?
12:34Oh, okay
12:36I got it
12:38Don't you have work to do?
12:39Okay, boss, sorry
12:41I just, uh, yeah, you're right
12:42I, um, I just want to let you know
12:43That a gift for Emily's parents is in your car
12:45There's just, uh, there's one more thing
12:52Miss Linda is back from abroad
12:54Linda?
12:55Yeah, she's downstairs
12:56And she's making a whole scene at the entrance
12:58Demanding to see you
12:59What do we do?
13:00Okay, I don't want to see her
13:02Emily gets off work soon
13:03You gotta pick her up
13:06Workaholic skipping out
13:08Love sure does change things
13:10How dare you?
13:13Do you even know who I am?
13:16I'm Edward's fiance
13:18So, you better get over
13:21Sorry Miss Linda
13:23Mr. Corrigan is
13:25He's not in the office today
13:27He's not here?
13:29Well then where is he?
13:31You know, if you really want to see Mr. Corrigan
13:33You should make an appointment
13:35And if you can't reach him
13:37Maybe you're not as close to him as you think
13:38You
13:48Find out where Edward is
13:49Right now
13:55Oh!
13:57Mom, Dad, this is Edward
14:01Welcome
14:03Mr. and Mrs. Brewster, it's nice to meet you
14:05This is for you
14:07I hope you like it
14:09Oh!
14:10How thoughtful!
14:11Well, thank you!
14:12May I open it?
14:13Yeah, you can
14:14Okay
14:16I love prisons
14:25Is that a...
14:27A jade piece from ancient China?
14:30Edward, did you rob a museum?
14:33Dad, I think you must be mistaken
14:35How could Edward have a piece like that?
14:37I've been studying antiques longer than you've been alive
14:40This is...
14:41This is real
14:46Okay, let's just say you're right, Dad
14:48What's the damage?
14:49How much are we talking?
14:54A piece like this could fetch like...
14:56Two million?
14:57Two million?
15:00Two million dollars?
15:03Edward, where did you get this?
15:09No, I found it in an antique shop in China for like a thousand dollars
15:14I mean, I had no idea it would be so much
15:17You're quite lucky
15:18Yeah, I would say so, quite lucky!
15:24Um, let's get some beers and celebrate!
15:27Um, why don't you go with your dad inside and get us some beer?
15:31Mmm, yes, beer mugs
15:33So you can gossip about me
15:35Come on
15:39Edward
15:41Is Emily faking this?
15:42So that I would stop nagging her?
15:45No, no!
15:46I mean, it might seem fake, but no, we're...
15:48We're legally married
15:50Yeah, look
15:52It's real
15:55Married?
15:57Emily?
15:58Emily?
16:01What? What? Married?
16:06What?
16:08I mean, I've known Emily for 10 years, so when I bumped into her the other day, I mean, we just hit it off and decided to get married
16:16Yep
16:18Alright, I need to sit down
16:27This is happening so fast, I mean, do you know each other?
16:32Edward, how old are you?
16:34What do you do for work?
16:37Well, I'm 28, and as far as work goes, I'm the CEO at Dreamy
16:42CEO
16:47I mean, I'm the, uh, CEO's assistant
16:52Oh, thank goodness
16:56I thought you said you were the CEO
17:00Why, Mom?
17:02Well, darling, CEOs are like bees
17:08They're always buzzing around too many flowers
17:13You know, money makes men honey hungry bears
17:22Oh, dear, I didn't mean you, I wasn't talking about you
17:28No, no, I mean, I know we had a flash marriage, but, uh, you know, we did our homework and
17:34promise to love her and spoil her and keep her away from honey hungry bears
17:42Well, that is what we want to hear
17:46Our Emily is, um, she's very precious to us
17:51Yes, yes
17:53Wow, Edward, you could win an Oscar
17:55Oh, wow, it's actually raining in Los Angeles
18:04Well, you two have to stay tonight
18:08Oh, Edward has work to do
18:10Oh, no, I don't, I don't have any work tonight
18:14Oh, well, good, then stay
18:23Didn't you get my hint? Now we're trapped
18:27Trapped? Why?
18:31Can you hear anything?
18:32Can you hear anything?
18:34Not a peep
18:36Do you think he's gay?
18:41Congratulations, Romeo
18:43They're not going to leave until they hear the noise
18:46Okay, so let's just
18:48Oh, I have an idea
18:50Lay down
18:51Okay, alright
18:53Jacket off
18:55Back
18:57Turn around
18:59Okay
19:02Alright, you ready?
19:03Okay
19:05Oh, ah, oh
19:07Oh, oh, ah
19:12Oh, oh, oh
19:15Oh, holy moly, kids these days
19:18Should try that sometime
19:22Yeah
19:24Definitely
19:26but
19:28I am
19:29I am
19:33Are you okay?
19:35Yeah, I think
19:39Better actually
19:42good
19:43Well, sorry about that
19:45Um
19:47You can take the bed
19:49and I'll sleep on the floor
19:50Okay
19:53Good night
19:54Can I eat?
20:06Okay.
20:09You little foodie.
20:15Okay.
20:24Good morning.
20:41Morning.
20:43How did I get up here?
20:46Just sleepwalking.
20:49Sleepwalking?
20:51Breakfast is ready!
20:54Good morning.
21:10Excuse me, who are you looking for?
21:12Edward!
21:14Edward!
21:16What are you doing?
21:18What do you want with my husband?
21:20Your husband?
21:22Oh, no.
21:25Edward is my fiancé.
21:34Edward, what's going on?
21:36Okay, Emily, I can explain everything.
21:38What don't you get?
21:40Edward is my fiancé.
21:41I mean, how could a third wheel like you think that she could steal?
21:46My man.
21:48Edward!
21:50What the heck is going on?
21:52You're a liar.
21:53You lied to Emily and you dragged her into this mess?
21:56Edward, is this true?
21:58No, Linda is just someone that my parents forced on me, okay?
22:03Edward, you made me a homewrecker!
22:06You bitch!
22:07How dare you try and slap my fiancé!
22:12Do not touch her!
22:17This isn't just bad accounting.
22:19It's fraud.
22:21Check out my latest video on the Garrison Group Falsifying Reports for more details.
22:25Um, excuse me.
22:32We need to talk.
22:36About?
22:38You crossed the line.
22:40Take down the videos and issue a retraction right now, or we'll bury you.
22:44Take down the videos?
22:46What matters to me is the truth.
22:49You have no idea who you're missing with.
22:51Hello?
23:05I told you, Kim, the Garrison Group is untouchable.
23:08I don't care.
23:10People follow me for the truth.
23:11It's exactly what I'm giving them.
23:12Well, good luck.
23:14We're done.
23:15We locked your account and froze your payments.
23:17Your contract is terminated.
23:18You can't lock-
23:19Ugh.
23:27We're running late for our flight.
23:31Sorry, sis.
23:32I'm stuck.
23:33I don't think I'm gonna make it okay.
23:34You just, uh, go without me and we will celebrate once you're back.
23:38Okay?
23:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
24:09But we need you to sign off on these payments.
24:14How did I get here? I cannot...
24:17Someone has covered the cost, so we're ready for surgery.
24:39Would you like to say thanks? Meet me tomorrow, Grandview Villa, 10 a.m.
25:01Who are you? Why did you pay for my sister's medical bills?
25:07Well, Damien Garrison, one of the heirs have a job for you.
25:15Why me? You know I've been tearing apart your family's scandals. You know that.
25:20Exactly. We both want Victor Garrison gone.
25:23If you become his assistant, continue to pay your sister's medical bills.
25:30Alright. What do you want me to do?
25:32Three things. Black stockings, white shirt, and let Victor become him.
25:38I'm wearing a hat.
25:40Like I said, I'm a little black.
25:43I think we're going to open it up.
25:46We're going to open it up to you.
25:48And I'm going to open it up to you.
25:50I think this is in a period of time.
25:52You can need to open it up to the 뭐지.
25:54I'm going to open it up to you.
25:56You need to open it up.
25:58You need to open it up.
26:00You need to open it up.
26:02You need to open it.
26:04Perfect, maybe lose his shoes, head to his office, your enemy will be there too, and remember, let Victor play the hero.
26:22Well, look who it is. The great influencer now begging for scraps as an assistant.
26:37You're her. You're with me.
26:48But, Mr. Garrison, she's the one who exposed the financial report.
26:52Listen, not only are you disrespectful, but you're incompetent.
26:55You completely bought the prices that Kim exposed us on, and now you're pulling this crap.
26:59Wait a moment. Now let's go.
27:07There. You're too pretty for that Levi's car.
27:22And you are overqualified for this job.
27:28My sister's in the hospital, and I need the job to cover her bills.
27:34I am deeply sorry for what I said about the Garrison group. I hope you can forgive me.
27:41Your heart.
27:51I landed the job. Thank you for covering my sister's medical bills.
27:55She's in a VIP room now, and everything's covered.
27:58Alright. I'm in.
28:02Dive in.
28:03You have no idea who you're messing with.
28:16Well, good luck. We're done. We locked your account and froze your payment.
28:20Your parents didn't make it.
28:33What are you going on?
28:35Come on, Kim.
28:42Kim.
28:43Kim.
28:44Oh, stay with me.
28:45Come on, Kim. Come on.
28:46Stay with me.
28:48Come on.
28:51Come on.
28:54Hey. Hey.
28:56You okay?
28:58I'll help you up, okay?
28:59Okay.
29:03What were you thinking?
29:04Why would you jump in if you can't swim?
29:06Are you nuts?
29:10Now do you know I'm committed?
29:12What are you doing?
29:26I have another job for you.
29:31You'll be needing this?
29:36Laurent.
29:37A major shareholder.
29:41My father listens to him.
29:43And Victor needs to gain his trust to solidify his status as CEO.
29:48He's having one of his private parties tonight.
29:51All of the Garrison family bigwigs will be there.
29:56You'll be going with Victor.
29:59Your job?
30:01Get close to Laurent.
30:02Find out all the big projects that Victor hasn't picked up on yet.
30:05And in return, I'll get you your two million back.
30:21Hi, Victor.
30:23I need you as my plus one tonight.
30:25Laurent is hosting.
30:27I'll text you the details.
30:28Be ready in an hour.
30:30Yeah, sure thing.
30:31I'll see you there.
30:32Just, uh...
30:36Watch yourself.
30:38Laurent has a reputation.
30:40He's not the most respectful guy.
30:41He's not the most respectful guy.
30:47So, nothing too loud.
30:48Because it's...
30:49I mean, it's a nice...
30:50Hey!
30:51So, this party's a pretty big deal.
30:53And, uh, as my plus one, I need you to stand out.
30:55You're glamorous.
30:56So...
30:58Uh, she's all yours.
30:59Just put everything on my account.
31:01Okay.
31:06I'm sorry.
31:08I'm sorry.
31:09I'm sorry.
31:11I'm sorry.
31:12I'm sorry.
31:13I'm sorry.
31:14I'm sorry.
31:16I'm sorry.
31:17I'm sorry.
31:18I'm sorry.
31:19I'm sorry.
31:20I'm sorry.
31:21I'm sorry.
31:23I'm sorry.
31:25I'm sorry.
31:27Boss...
31:29This stuff takes an hour to kick in.
31:31She won't be able to control herself, if you know what I mean.
31:33Oh, wow, is that Kim Carter?
31:45The big-time financial influencer with millions of followers?
31:48Why is she here?
31:50Kim, I want you to meet Mr. Laurent.
31:52Laurent, it's nice to find me.
31:54Well, the pleasure is all mine.
31:57We were just discussing our up-and-coming projects,
31:59and Kim is our newest rising star.
32:03Victor, who is this stunning woman you brought along?
32:10Kim is my new assistant.
32:12Kim, meet my brother, Daniel.
32:16All right, Kim.
32:18You're that big influencer, aren't you?
32:21I am just Victor's assistant now.
32:25Just Victor's assistant, right.
32:27Well, here's to Kim.
32:30Victor's assistant.
32:30See you.
33:02Oh