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Pare & Pare is a comedy-musical talk show hosted by the dynamic duo, Michael V. and Ogie Alcasid. This episode features Eugene Domingo as the special guest. Watch the full episodes of #Pare&Pare and other GMA programs here: http://bit.ly/GMAFullEpisode
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00:00Capuzzo, start your Sunday night right from the GMA Network Studios.
00:06Here's Padding Loki and Padding Vitoy.
00:13I want you to love me, cause I'm a hot guy.
00:21Keep thinking of me, doing what you like.
00:26So don't forget about the world, cause it's gonna be me and you tonight.
00:36I'm gonna make you mad for ya, and then I'm gonna swallow my pride.
00:43I'm gonna make you feel like you're the only girl in the world.
00:49Like you're the only one that I ever loved.
00:53Like I'm the only one who knows your heart, only girl in the world.
01:01Like I'm the only one that's in command.
01:04Cause you're the only one that understands.
01:08God will make me feel like a man, only girl in the world.
01:15Take me for a ride, ride, baby, take me high, high.
01:22Let me make you first, first, and make it last all night, night.
01:29Take me for a ride, ride, baby, take me high, high.
01:36Let me make you first, first, and make it last all night, night.
01:44I'm gonna make you feel like you're the only girl in the world.
01:51Like you're the only one that I ever loved.
01:55Like I'm the only one who knows your heart, only girl in the world.
02:03Like I'm the only one that's in command.
02:06Cause you're the only one that understands.
02:10I will make me feel like a man, only girl in the world.
02:19Paring Ogi.
02:22Napapansin mo ba, Paring Ogi?
02:23Ano yun?
02:24Bukod sa hinihingan tayo.
02:25Hanggang ngayon, wala pa rin bagong Chief Justice.
02:27Oo nga.
02:29Pero may short list of candidates na.
02:31Kaso, nothing is final.
02:33Dahil merong mga humabol na iba.
02:35Mahabol talaga, peka sandali.
02:37Paano sila mahakahabol?
02:38Yung mga humahabol, idadaan na lang sa isang reality talent search dito mismo, sa pare-in-pare.
02:44Ito ang the battle for the big Chief Justice break.
02:49Let's meet candidate number one.
02:52Ogi Alkasid, Michael V, surprise.
02:56O ngayon nga pala, nalaya na ako.
02:58Pwedeng-pwede na akong maging Chief Justice.
03:01Pangako ko na pagka may kasalanan ako, ako mismong magko-convict sa sarili ko.
03:07Oo, I'm sorry ha, pero ganun talaga ako, kadedicated sa trabaho.
03:11So, see you.
03:14Tingin ko masinahanap yata yung dalisay at wagas.
03:17Ang beauty.
03:18Oye, check mo itong next candidate.
03:20Baka, pasado sa'yo.
03:22Uy, ugi, bitoy.
03:24Tingin ko lang, ha?
03:25Chick na chick ako maging Chief Justice.
03:28Kasi malakas ako kay Lord.
03:30Ipag-pray ko ang taong bayan.
03:33Saka kung mga isyo lang ng cha-cha,
03:36ay, kaya kong sakyan yan.
03:38Dahil sa aming sa jeans,
03:40ako ang reyna ng burom dancing.
03:43Ha?
03:43Kung madadandan talaga sa sayawan,
03:45walang problema eh.
03:46Diba?
03:47Walang problema.
03:48Kaso...
03:48Oo nga, oo nga.
03:49Kulang pa rin ang talent sa dancing.
03:51Lalo-lalo na at hindi biro maging Chief Justice.
03:54Ay, sinabi mo.
03:55Unang-una,
03:57kailangan malakas ang resistensya.
04:00Sanay sa pressure at walang inuurungan.
04:03Matapang.
04:03Ganyan ang mga description mo.
04:05Pare, tamang-tama.
04:06May mahabol pang isa.
04:07Tingnan natin.
04:08Hi, Augie and Michael.
04:10Nandito na ang perfect Supreme Court Justice.
04:13First, kasi megang-mega ang health ko.
04:16Kasi, super na,
04:17mega pa ang appetite ko.
04:19Woo!
04:19Woo!
04:20Woo!
04:20Woo!
04:21Woo!
04:23And also, wala rin effect sa akin ng pressure.
04:26Tingnan mo naman sa Twitter, diba?
04:27Kahit busy ako,
04:28walang nakakalampas na haters.
04:31At wala rin akong kinatatakutan.
04:33Laking pasa yata ito.
04:35Wait.
04:36Sa pasay na lang kaya natin ilipat yung Supreme Court office?
04:39Kasi ang kitchen ko doon, maganda at saka malaki eh.
04:42You know what?
04:43I'll feed you,
04:44and I'll feed me.
04:46Pero wait,
04:47parang ayaw ko na maging Chief Justice.
04:49May bago naisip ko kasi,
04:52SC na ako eh.
04:53Wait lang ha.
04:54Magte-tweet mo na ako.
04:55Bye!
04:55SC, if you change your mind,
04:59ikaw ang only girl na qualified.
05:02That's true.
05:03I'm gonna make you feel
05:06like you're the only girl in the world
05:08like you're the only one that I'll ever love
05:13like I'm the only one who knows
05:15only girl in the world
05:20woman in the world
05:24Sometimes she will be the only girl in the world
05:26song
05:44Where are you? Don't I?
05:47Ate Kiemi, I'm here nga!
05:51And why are you hiding there?
05:52Mayroon ka na namang inuwi na informal settlers
05:55para makalaro mo?
05:57No, I'm not hiding, Ate Kiemi,
05:59kasi I fell asleep while waiting for this girl
06:03that you're supposed to interview for my yaya.
06:06We have an interview?
06:08Hindi ko alam yan.
06:09At sino naman nag-schedule yan?
06:11Kung sino naman yan, she's fired.
06:13She's so fired.
06:15Pero Ate Kiemi, di ba?
06:17Ikaw ang nag-schedule nyan?
06:19So, you're so fired?
06:22You be quiet.
06:23You be quiet.
06:24Sino ba yung applicant na yan?
06:26Nagsimula sa pelikula bilang Chimay,
06:28analay at best friend ng mga bida.
06:31Hanggang sa mapansin ang talento at liya
06:34ng sariling mga pelikula.
06:36Ngayon, isa na siya sa mga bankable
06:38at award-winning na komedyante
06:40dito at sa buong mundo.
06:42Mimi at si Dora.
06:44Ang 6th Asian Film Awards
06:46People's Choice for Best Actress.
06:48The one and the only,
06:50Eugene Domingo.
06:52Sit down, please.
06:53Sit down.
06:55May kamukha ka, ha?
06:57I know. Gretchen Barreto?
06:58Agad?
07:00Okay, okay.
07:01Jelly de Belen.
07:03Eugene Domingo.
07:04Eugene Domingo.
07:05Okay.
07:06That's not funny.
07:07Huh?
07:08What?
07:09Pastor Ming.
07:10Pwede sa na po kayo, Ate G.
07:11Talaga pong mataray si Ate Kyeme.
07:15Bakit ba siya nang tataray?
07:16Siguro malapit na siya magmenopause, no?
07:18Pareho po kayo.
07:19Pareho po kayo.
07:20I'm...
07:23Okay po talaga na!
07:24Sorry po.
07:25Sorry po.
07:26So, ako pala'y mataray.
07:30Miss Domingo.
07:31We're looking for a nalaga.
07:32Ah, sige po.
07:33Sige po.
07:34Sige po.
07:35Sige po mga alagaan, madam?
07:36My kapatid.
07:37Oh!
07:38Madam, I have questions.
07:39Ilang taon na po ba?
07:40No, no.
07:41I asked the question.
07:42Okay.
07:43Sorry po.
07:44Alright.
07:45Um...
07:46Are you ready?
07:47Kanina po po.
07:48I don't care.
07:50My first question.
07:51Alam nang lahat na ikaw ay pabae.
07:55Buti naman alam nila.
07:57Pero Eugene ang pangalan mo.
07:59Kakaiba.
08:01Kasi po meron akong real name.
08:02Pwede ba sumagot?
08:03Alam ko, Eugenia.
08:04Yes.
08:05Bakit Eugenia ang pangalan mo?
08:07Eh, normal naman ang pangalan ng tatay mo.
08:09Ah, Ray.
08:10Ang tanay mo, Celia.
08:11Pero sa'yo, Eugenia.
08:12Eh, ganun talaga kami mga Spanish.
08:14Eugenia, Rojas, Domingo.
08:17Sardines.
08:21Wow.
08:22Spanish sardines.
08:23Umoy Spanish sardines ba ako?
08:25No.
08:27Umoy bulaklak.
08:28Nang patay.
08:29Yes.
08:30Ngayon nung college.
08:32Yung mga friends mo, so-called friends.
08:35Ah.
08:36Paltan mo na nung pangalan mo from Eugene.
08:39Kasi nga, panlalaki.
08:41Hindi naman talaga kailangan palitan ng pangalan.
08:43Pinapatulang ko ng seryoso, ha.
08:45Mas importante yung kung ano yung i-deliver, and then you'll make a name.
08:50That's a very good answer.
08:51Di po ba, nag-theater arts ka po sa UP?
08:54Yes.
08:55Yes, Doray.
08:56Tapos po, doon ka po nakilala dahil sa galing mong pag-arte, di po ba?
09:01Siguro, Doray.
09:02Opo.
09:03Tapos po noon, napunta ka na po sa TV at saka sa mga movies?
09:07Parang nananalamin lang ako, ano?
09:09O?
09:10O?
09:11Yun nga rin po naramdaman ko.
09:12Hati yung Gene.
09:14Diba?
09:15So, tapos po, ang madalas mo pong role...
09:18Ang tagal ng question, Doray.
09:19O, eto na po.
09:20Ano oras?
09:21Ang mga role mo po, kasambahay di po ba?
09:24Oo, Doray.
09:25Ibig po ba sabihin nun, para ka maging magaling na kasambahay, kailangan mag-aral ka sa UP?
09:33Bakit hindi?
09:34Eh, alam mo na mo na mga tagayupi.
09:36Talagang sila yung mga nagtatrabaho at kumikilos para sa bayan.
09:41Yun po bang pagiging mukhang kasambahay, ina-acting nyo rin?
09:46Well, katulad mo, natural na lang.
09:49Tapos po, nung unang shooting nyo po ba, hindi po kayo napagkamalang yaya ng artista dahil sa galing nyo umakti?
09:56P.A. P.A.
09:57Very convincing, oo.
09:59Buntik na akong mautusan, oo.
10:01Eh, masipag pa naman ako.
10:03Bunti na lang siya, no?
10:04Maka talaga siyang amo.
10:05Opo.
10:06Kasi po mayaman po talaga sila, Ate Kieme.
10:08Sige na po, magtanong ka na po.
10:10You're so not my sister.
10:12Okay.
10:13Now, my question is, you've done many roles.
10:17I'm scared.
10:18Now, ninyo ba naisip na bigyan ka ng role na bilang superwoman?
10:23Naisip din.
10:24You may powers?
10:25Yes.
10:26Exactly.
10:27Exactly.
10:28Because you have so many powers.
10:29I know.
10:30Miren mo, in the history of Philippine cinema, she's the first actress na magtrabaho ng, well, out of eight productions, meron kang six films.
10:41Really?
10:42In one year.
10:43And then, you're the only actor who had seven films in one year.
10:47That's super.
10:48That's super cheap!
10:49Right?
10:50That's what I'm going to say.
10:51Yeah.
10:52Ganon ka baka cheap?
10:53Nandayong pelikula.
10:54Yes, at natuto na ako.
10:56Natuto na ako kay Ogie Alcacid.
10:58You learn from the best?
10:59Yes.
11:00Nagtadiet ka daw ngayon?
11:02Yes, yes.
11:03Meron akong dietician, tapos inaayos yung calorie count.
11:08You should try the carbs on carbs on carbs on carbs.
11:11Is that a diet?
11:12No.
11:13What is it?
11:14It's a diet.
11:16Wala lang, naisip ko lang.
11:17Kasi lilya mo yun.
11:18Kanin, tinapa.
11:19I don't know, I just thought about it.
11:21Canin, pinapay.
11:23Right, right. Peanut butter.
11:25Ate Kemet, you're done.
11:27I'm so finished.
11:28I'm so finished.
11:29I'm so finished.
11:31Thank you, Doray.
11:33Thank you, Doray.
11:35Do you know why I believe in you?
11:37Why?
11:38Because you're in a different genre.
11:41You can be drama, you can be comedy,
11:43you can be action.
11:45Action.
11:46Tapos, hindi lang po kayo dun tumatawid.
11:48Pati networks, tumatawid din po kayo.
11:50Kaya, bilib na bilib po ako sa inyo.
11:52At saka, parang, ang galing nyo po,
11:54kasi parang bumangoy yung pangalan nyo,
11:56naging babae kayo sa septic tank.
11:59O, nakita mo na, di ba?
12:00Sabi sa'yo, malapit niya ako.
12:02Oo nga po.
12:03Ako, nabibilib talaga doon.
12:04Tapos po, kung kailan po,
12:06dumami yung projects nyo,
12:08at saka naman po kayo parang walang makain
12:10kasi nangangayayat po kayo.
12:12O, tingnan mo, di ba mukha siyang walang isip,
12:15pero tama, ano, may point siya.
12:17Opo.
12:19Tingin nyo po ba, hindi nakakabawa sa image nyo
12:21ng pagiging komedyante,
12:23yung pagiging payat,
12:24o pagiging sexy?
12:25Hindi naman ako sexy,
12:26o hindi naman ako payat na payat.
12:28Healthy ako.
12:29Kasi po, ang feeling ko po,
12:31parang mas nakakatawa po,
12:32pag mataba.
12:34Sabi ko sa'yo, mataba ako.
12:35Chubby pa rin ako.
12:36Hindi naman ako payat.
12:37Talaga po?
12:38Gusto mo bang makita?
12:39Ha?
12:40Hmm.
12:42Bakit?
12:43Wala bang komedyante na sexy?
12:45Marami po.
12:46Magbaggit ka?
12:47Mamaya na po.
12:48Pero, kagaya po ng sinasabi ko,
12:50pati nga po yung pangalan nyo na Eugene,
12:52mas madalas nyo na ginagamit,
12:53kesa sa uge.
12:54Kasi yung uge,
12:55parang tunog mataba,
12:57parang uge-alkacid.
13:00Kakakain po.
13:01Ay, payat na siya.
13:03Payat na si uge-alkacid.
13:04Hindi po.
13:05Panay po ang kain ng ramen.
13:06Oh, wow.
13:08Your latest project.
13:09Oh, my latest project.
13:12Is I doobie doobie doobie.
13:13Yes.
13:14But what I hear is that,
13:15yung sinyo parang rape scene.
13:17Na parang nadala daw si uge-alkacid.
13:19Talaga?
13:20Dahil ba ito sa kaseksihan mo?
13:21Please explain.
13:22Dahil siguro sa puyat,
13:24at saka sa balat namin,
13:27na nagdikit-dikit na sa pawis.
13:29So nadala na talaga kami.
13:31Now, sa sobrang kaseksihan mo,
13:33kinukuha ka raw sa FHM.
13:34This is true.
13:35Anong FHM ba?
13:36Para sa animals?
13:38Anong FHM?
13:39No.
13:40For women.
13:42Pag kinuha ka, sigurado kukunin ako.
13:47Batiin naman natin ng belated happy birthday
13:49si Ate Eugene.
13:50Yes.
13:51Thank you, Dora.
13:52Dora, you're so sweet talaga.
13:54Salamat po.
13:55Di po ba July 23 yung birthday nyo?
13:57Yes.
13:58Tapos ilang taon na po kayo.
13:59Ayun.
14:00So nagpo-promote nyo ako ng IDB.
14:02Opo.
14:03Ang ganda-ganda nga po eh.
14:04Sa August 29.
14:0529.
14:0629.
14:0729 years old na ako.
14:08So...
14:09Hindi po.
14:11Iba po yung nakasulat.
14:12Pero hindi ko nalang po sasabihin
14:14kasi parang nagagalit na po kayo eh.
14:16Hindi naman.
14:17Magkakapareho lang naman tayo ng edad.
14:18Oo nga po.
14:19Sa dinami-dami ng birthday nyo,
14:21ganon din karami yung success nyo.
14:22Sino ba tinitingnan mo doon?
14:23Pati sa Hong Kong, di po ba?
14:25Sa Film Festival,
14:26nagkaroon kayo ng award.
14:28Opo.
14:29Binigyan po nila ako, Dory.
14:30Ang galing-galing mo.
14:31Ang dami mong naaalala.
14:32Opo.
14:33Yung favorite,
14:34Asia's favorite actress
14:35sa Asian Film Awards.
14:37Palakpa ka naman natin,
14:40Ang dami-dami nyo pong success
14:42na nangyayari sa buhay nyo.
14:44May kulang pa po ba?
14:46Kung may kulang man
14:47or kung sakasakali mang kukunin na ni Lord
14:49ang buhay ko,
14:50parang okay naman ah.
14:51Talaga?
14:52Wala na po kayong wini-wish?
14:53Wala naman.
14:54Ang wini-wish ko lang siguro
14:55pang maramihan ah.
14:56Siguro para sa industriya,
14:58para sa bansa.
14:59Kapag ka siguro masaya ka na
15:01sa mga achievements mo,
15:03you become more selfless.
15:05Pwede po ba ako mag-wish para sa'yo?
15:07Sure, Doray!
15:08Siya ang baid-bay talaga ni Doray!
15:10Ang wish ko po,
15:11sana po,
15:12magkatuluyan na kayo ni direct Dominic sa pata.
15:18Yun lang po.
15:20Gusto kong marinag ang reaksyon mo dyan.
15:23Walang magkakatuloyan
15:24kasi hindi naman kami nagliligawan.
15:26Awww.
15:27Mukhang hindi na nga matutupad yung wish mo.
15:30So ano yun?
15:31So ganun lang yun.
15:32That's it?
15:33That's it.
15:34I'm finished.
15:35Nika titing, wala kang naramdaman?
15:37Wala, konti.
15:38Well anyway, here is
15:40Dominic.
15:42Hello?
15:43Tisera.
15:47Miss Domingo,
15:48let's just play a game.
15:49Okay.
15:50Alright.
15:51Do you see these three circles?
15:52Circles?
15:53Oh my god, I do!
15:55Alright, those three circles represent emotions.
15:58Okay.
15:59There's galit.
16:01There's malangkit.
16:02Sa saka namang galing ngayon.
16:05Masaya.
16:06Okay.
16:07Quezon City.
16:08Alright.
16:09We will test your emotions.
16:10I'm gonna ask you a question.
16:11Dore,
16:12you have to answer the question.
16:17According to the emotion po.
16:19Very good, Dore.
16:20Very good, Dore.
16:21Here is the first question.
16:23What is your favorite color?
16:26My favorite color is yellow.
16:31What is your favorite food?
16:34My favorite food!
16:36My favorite food!
16:39My favorite food is banana!
16:44Ha ha, ha ha ha ha!
16:46What is your favorite place?
16:50My favorite food.
16:53New York City.
16:54New York City.
16:55Who is your favorite leading man?
16:57New York City.
16:59New York City.
17:00Who is your favorite leading man?
17:03My favorite leading man is...
17:07Oh, yeah, Cassie!
17:09Wow!
17:11What is your favorite animal?
17:14My favorite animal.
17:17Yes!
17:19Yes!
17:21Yes!
17:25Shihihihihih!
17:30Wow.
17:32What is love?
17:34Love!
17:36Love!
17:38Love!
17:40Love!
17:42It's aidubidubidub.
17:45Yes.
17:46Aidubidubidub is about love.
17:50And that is the perfect answer!
17:52Thank you!
17:54Thank you!
17:56Miss Eugene Domingo!
17:58Thank you, Ma'am Chieme!
18:00You are so emotionally balanced!
18:02Congratulations! I like you!
18:04Thank you, sweet Dorae!
18:06Ito na mag-alaga kay Dorae!
18:08Sinabi ko na nga po, natutuwa po ko
18:10kasi po, kayo na po ang pwede kong maging yaya
18:12Ate Chieme, you buy her na please!
18:14Buy her na please!
18:16She has one more thing to do, Miss Domingo!
18:18Please, basayan mo ito!
18:20Galit, malungkot, masaya!
18:22Miss Domingo, please!
18:24Magbabalik po ang
18:26Pare at Pare!
18:44Welcome back to Pare!
18:46Pare ang ganda no?
18:48Uy, Pare ang bitoy!
18:50Grabe ang weather nitong nakaraang link!
18:52Dako! Oo nga!
18:54Bagyo at bahana, hindi mo maintindihan!
18:56Kaya sa panahon ngayon,
18:58dapat eh, ready tayo!
19:00Ito ang isang friendly reminder from Pare ang Pare!
19:04Good evening!
19:06Ito po ang mga tips and tricks ngayong Panahon ng Kalamidad
19:10para kayo ay maging safe at super ready!
19:12Una,
19:14dapat meron kayong bota or boots
19:16para hindi mababad sa tubig ang inyong mga paa.
19:20Kung malalim naman ang baha,
19:22dapat meron kayong life vest
19:24para makaligtas at hindi kayo lumubog.
19:28Maganda rin kung ang kulay ng inyong life vest ay matingkad
19:34para kahit sa kalayuan,
19:36kayo po ay madaling pakita.
19:38Ngayon,
19:40kung lilindol naman,
19:42dapat meron kayong mga foam padding sa katawan
19:44para kung kayo ay matumba,
19:46siguradong hindi kayo masasaktan.
19:50At dapat,
19:52meron din kayong utility belt.
19:54Sa utility belt na ito,
19:56dapat
19:58nakakabit
20:00ang mga sumusunod.
20:02Unang-una po,
20:04ay ang
20:06flashlight.
20:08Para sa brownout,
20:10dapat meron din kayong folding umbrella.
20:14Para syempre,
20:16sa ulan.
20:17Meron din dapat kayong box
20:19para sa mga gamot
20:21para maiwasan ang sakit.
20:24At dapat,
20:25meron din alcohol
20:27laban
20:28sa mikrobyo.
20:30At syempre,
20:32dapat meron kayong dalang mga delata
20:35para hindi kayo magutong.
20:37Ito po ay pwede niyong isuot araw-araw
20:41kung kayo ay papasok sa school o sa opisina.
20:45Kapag meron kayo nito,
20:46magiging super ready na kayo tulad ko.
20:49Safe na safe,
20:50kahit anong kalamidad ang dumating.
20:52Siguradong ligtas kayo tulad ko.
21:01Pero pare, I have another solution.
21:04Punta tayo ng London.
21:05London.
21:06Kasi summer dun eh.
21:07O.
21:08Habang hindi pa tapos ang London Summer Olympics.
21:10Ang sosyal na ko.
21:11Eh lang naman tayo.
21:13Pero kung Olympic sports lang din ang gusto mo makita,
21:15huwag tayo lumayo.
21:16Kasi dito sa atin,
21:17sa pare-n-pare,
21:18meron tayong mga sporting events
21:19na Pinoy na Pinoy.
21:21Pero pare,
21:22pang Olympics ang dating ah.
21:23Panoorin nyo to.
21:24Dahil mahilig ang Pinoy sa pagkain ng fishball,
21:27eto ang unang event.
21:29Olympic Fishball Race.
21:32Walang gagawin ng mga players
21:33kundi mag-unahan sa pagkain ng fishball.
21:36Within a given time.
21:38Ready,
21:39get set,
21:41go!
21:54Ayok!
21:55Ayok!
21:56Ayok!
21:57Ayok!
21:58Ayok!
21:59Ayok!
22:00Ayok!
22:01Ayok!
22:02Ayok!
22:03Buka na lang!
22:04Ayoko!
22:05Ayoko!
22:06Ayoko!
22:07Ayoko!
22:11Isa pang Pinoy na Pinoy na event na dapat masali sa Olympics ay ito.
22:16Sidewalk Vendor Dash.
22:18Ha!
22:19Ha!
22:20Ha!
22:22Ha!
22:23Ha!
22:24Ha!
22:25Ha!
22:26Ha!
22:27Ha!
22:28Ha!
22:41Ha!
22:42Ha!
22:43At pare, dahil mahilig mag-text sa mga Pinoy,
22:44Olympic event na ito,
22:45ang ating Olympic Texting Competition.
22:48Uy, ito na ang dalawang players.
22:50Alright, on your mark,
22:52get set...
22:54Go!
22:55Mag-uunahan silang basahin
22:57ng mga notes
22:58na nasa harap nila.
22:59Itetext nila ito.
23:00At kung sinong unang
23:01makapag-text ito sa screen,
23:03siya ang panalo.
23:12Ayun!
23:12At now na si Tados.
23:15At now na si Tados,
23:16siyang nanalo.
23:17Ito naman kung gano
23:18kabilis mag-text ang Pinoy, ha?
23:20Kung gagawing Olympic event
23:21ang mag-text ako,
23:22sigurado may gold medal na tayo.
23:23Oo naman!
23:24Uy, pare!
23:25Cellphone mo yun.
23:29May nagt-text, eh.
23:30Oo nga, kaya nga.
23:32Uy, di ka pa ba uuwi?
23:35Taping ba talaga yung pinuntahan mo?
23:36Baka bukas ka na naman uuwi,
23:38tapos gagamitin mo
23:39pang daylan si Bitoy.
23:40Umuwi ka na, naun!
23:41Ayun, pare, naka.
23:45Ayun, pumasok sa screen,
23:47may ebidensya.
23:47Ano kaya, pare, anong ka?
23:49Paring Bitoy.
23:50Anong...
23:50Ang sagot sa mga text na ganyan,
23:53dapat mag-instant,
23:54magpa-picture kaya tayo
23:56para sa Instagram.
23:57Okay.
23:57Parang ikaw ang, ano,
23:59ikaw ang prueba ko,
24:00na magkasama tayo.
24:01Ano yung gagamitin mo talaga ako?
24:02Oo, yan na, yan na, yan na.
24:03Okay, sige.
24:04Ayan, o.
24:04O, pare, speaking of Instagram, ha,
24:06tayo dito sa show natin,
24:07eh, meron tayong
24:08Instagrabe.
24:10At ang ating pagpipiestahan
24:11ay yung mga photos
24:12ng celebrity politicians.
24:13Mamaya yan,
24:13sa pagbabalik
24:14ng Pare and Pare!
24:15Ito na eh, pare!
24:29Swabing, swabing talaga
24:30ito si Maestromen.
24:31Nagbabalik po ang Pare and Pare!
24:33Hindi lang tweets
24:33ang makikita natin sa Twitter.
24:35Kadalasan,
24:35may nagpo-post din
24:36ng mga pictures
24:37via Instagram.
24:38Diba?
24:38Usang-usang yan,
24:39lalo yung mga celebrities.
24:40Pinafollow nyo ba
24:40yung mga celebrities?
24:41Hoy, tama ka dyan,
24:42Paring Bitoy, ha?
24:43Ngayong gabi,
24:44magkakaroon po tayo
24:45ng game,
24:45ito po ang
24:46Instagrabe.
24:48Instagrabe?
24:49Yes!
24:50Magpapakita kami
24:51ng mga kahindik-hindik
24:52na lumang pictures
24:53ng ilang
24:54celebrity politicians.
24:57Kuhulanin nyo
24:57kung sino-sino sila
24:59at bilang clue,
25:00magbibigay kami
25:01ng quotable quotes nila.
25:03Okay, sige.
25:04Kaya rin, dito,
25:05studio audience,
25:05ready na kayo.
25:06Ito ang unang picture.
25:07Sinong gustong humula?
25:09Sino po yun?
25:11Parang kayo.
25:13Alam mo,
25:14hindi malayo.
25:15Nakakatuwa ka naman.
25:19Nakakatuwa ka naman.
25:19Teka, parang Ogie,
25:20baka nahihirapan sila.
25:21Para maulaan nyo kung sino yan,
25:22ito ang isa sa kanyang
25:23famous line sa pelikula.
25:25Kung mukha akong bangkay,
25:27ikaw naman mukhang nana.
25:30Umuwi ka na lang
25:30at i-flush mo ang mukha mo
25:32sa inidoro.
25:33Si Kuya D.
25:36Si Kuya D.
25:38Ito naman po ang ating
25:39next picture.
25:40Next picture.
25:41Naku, tigilan nyo ako, ha.
25:43Sino yan?
25:44Bakit yung iba
25:45nahihirapan.
25:46Kung nahihirapan silang
25:47ulaan niya kung sino yan,
25:48ito ang kanyang quotable quote.
25:49Para kang karinder niyang
25:50bukas sa lahat
25:51ng gustong kumain.
25:52Si Ate B po.
25:55Okay, tignan natin kung sino yan.
25:57Ate B.
25:58Ang galing.
26:00Okay, ito naman ang ating
26:01pakatlong picture.
26:02Tignan nga natin.
26:03Pati ako, malilito dyan.
26:04Sino yan?
26:04Oo nga.
26:05Sabi niya naman,
26:06ang kanyang quote ay,
26:08sa aking administrasyon,
26:09walang kaibigan,
26:10walang kumpare,
26:12walang kamag-anak.
26:13Huwag nila akong subukan.
26:15Sige nga.
26:17Kano yan?
26:18Si ERA po.
26:19Tignan natin kung sino yan.
26:20Tama kayang human.
26:21Si ERA nga.
26:24Ito na ang last picture.
26:26Nang hirap niyan.
26:27Oo nga.
26:28Ang pameosong linya niya nga pala
26:30binitawan ay,
26:31I eat death threats for breakfast.
26:34O naisige,
26:34anong hula mo?
26:35Si Miriam Defensor Santiago po.
26:38Oy, tama nga.
26:40Dahil dyan?
26:41I eat death threats for breakfast.
26:44Bago pa tayong ihablan ng senadora,
26:46imitanan natin silang sumali
26:47sa pare-n-pare Facebook promo.
26:49Tama.
26:49Dito sa pare-n-pare,
26:50namimigay po kami
26:51ng libreng cellphone low.
26:53At tapakasimple lang
26:54ang gagawin nyo.
26:55Ito lang,
26:55bisit tayo lang
26:56ang Facebook fanpage
26:57ng GMA Network
26:57sa www.facebook.com
26:59slash GMA Network
27:00at isubmit ang inyong sagot
27:02sa aming question of the week.
27:04Kung kasama ka sa mga
27:05magbibigay ng tamang sagot,
27:06pwede kang manalo
27:07ng 500 pesos worth
27:08of cellphone low.
27:10At ito,
27:10ang question of the week.
27:11Sino?
27:12Ang leading lady ni Ogie
27:13na in-interview kanina
27:15ni Na,
27:16Kieme at Doray
27:17ngayong gabi
27:18sa show.
27:19Sino yan?
27:19Ay,
27:20ay,
27:20ang hirap doon.
27:21Ang hirap doon.
27:22Nasa ay doobie doobie doon yan.
27:23Oo.
27:25Sali na mga kapuso
27:26and remember,
27:26bidang bida
27:27ang mga nagla-like
27:28ng GMA Network
27:30at pare-an-pare fanpages
27:31sa Facebook.
27:32Ayan po,
27:33sundan nyo lang ang link na yan.
27:34Salamat mga kapuso
27:35para sa isa na namang
27:36masayang linggo ngayong gabi.
27:38Ay,
27:38thank you rin sa ating
27:39Adlib Dancers
27:41kanina sa opening
27:42and of course
27:43for the great music.
27:44Thank you,
27:45AMP Nonet
27:46and Maestro Mel.
27:48Maestro Mel.
27:49Dilyena.
27:49Parang Ogie,
27:50mag-isang hirit pa kaya tayo?
27:51Oo naman.
27:52Okay,
27:52ready ka na mag-i-doobie do?
27:54Oo,
27:54August 29 na yan eh.
27:56Malawarin nyo po yan.
27:58Kapag nag-iisang kasama
28:03ang gitara
28:04nasa't dumanating
28:06ang kanta
28:07Awiting maaari lang
28:10kung may kasama
28:11tambol mo
28:13ay butas na lata
28:14Sabayan ang sipol
28:17ang bawat pasada
28:19kuminga ka ng malalim
28:21at sabay ang buga
28:23Kapag punat
28:25handa na ang lahat
28:27Sabay-sabay ang pasok
28:29sa pagsak ng paa
28:31Ito na
28:32Ito na
28:34Ito na
28:36Ah ah ha ha ha THAT
28:38Do-dee-do-dee
28:39do-dee
28:55optimize