A year in the life of Alice Klieg, a woman with Borderline personality disorder who wins the Mega Millions lottery, quit | dG1fZUZ5UFVfYlhZdnM
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00:00You
00:07Everybody comes to our beautiful planet earth to do something great something unique something that only you were born to do
00:1714 there's 57
00:2015 and 54 and 39
00:24Thanks for calling the California lottery if you're calling to report a winning just say i'm a winner at any time
00:30I'm a winner at any time. I
00:34Was born in the year 1971 in simi valley california, and i've been using masturbation as a sedative since 1990
00:44Now i'd like to get a volunteer from the audience what's your name my name is alice klieg i won 86 million dollars
00:50Don't you really won the lottery
00:53Seriously can someone google that you must be the big winner i'm rich me too
00:59I want a talk show with me as the host you want to talk about current events no
01:04What kind of stuff do you want to talk about me?
01:07How much will that cost 15 million dollars?
01:11Oh and i want to come in on a swan boat
01:15You're off your meds you're living in a reservation casino and you're hosting your own talk show it's a new era
01:2186 million dollar alice we go live in five
01:26four
01:27three
01:30What is she doing i think she's a little frozen you're on tv now
01:35Hello i'm alice klieg and welcome to me and so it begins
01:40Ladies and gentlemen meatloaf cake what's the next piece no we're on this for a while thank you baby
01:48No problem baby so good we have a few bumps to iron out why doesn't it look like oprah because
01:53You ate a cake made out of hamburger
01:57Someone's been tampering with my makeup bag
02:00Someone someone's been tampering with my makeup bag
02:10She's a menace rich
02:12Good morning my name is alice klieg and welcome to me welcome to me welcome to me me me me and welcome to me