A no-nonsense cop has a flair for fashion and a celebrity takes revenge on the paparazzi in a collection of comedic sket | dG1fT1JQM2tQWGx5VDQ
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00:00This spring, when trouble rises, who do you turn to?
00:16Go ahead, make me gay.
00:20From Vince Offer, the guy that brought you the Slap Chop.
00:25Fuck, was that the guy from ShamWow?
00:26Comes an assembly of the most inappropriate comedies ever.
00:33I hope we go straight to the titties, not a lot of talking.
00:36You'll get action.
00:37You want boot up?
00:38I give him boot up.
00:39Girls, girls.
00:41I can blow myself.
00:44You'll get romance.
00:45I call your pussy Rihanna, cause my dick's gonna beat it like it's Chris Brown.
00:50You'll get offended.
00:53Is your pussy like slanted?
00:54Ow.
00:56It isn't just crazy.
00:58It's downright.
00:59Let me just snip it.
01:00Hey, hey.
01:01Fucked up.
01:02Free trips to Africa.
01:03Chicken, get the chicken.
01:04Follow it.
01:05Follow it.
01:06Did you tell them about the basketball?
01:08Hey, oh, let's go!
01:11Let's get back to the sex.
01:12As soon as I came, those assholes opened up.
01:14Hey!
01:15Ho!
01:16Let's go!
01:17When he put his dick in me, I thought he popped an organ.
01:19It was like, oh, what is that?
01:21Oh, my God!
01:22Her kidney!
01:23I just think I heard my dick gasp.
01:24For me, it's fine.
01:26Rob Schneider.
01:27That is wrong.
01:28Michelle Rodriguez.
01:29Pussy, pussy, pussy!
01:30Lindsay Lohan.
01:31Okay, you guys got your shot.
01:32Can I shoot you?
01:33Yeah, sure, here.
01:35And Adrian Brody in his finest performance since The Pianist.
01:40What the fuck are you doing here, you cocksucker, you pig?
01:42Easy now.
01:43I know you're ready to blow.
01:44I'm just gonna push your stool in real slow.
01:49Wow.
01:50In appropriate comedy.
01:52How do you get through life like this, man?
01:54This is crazy.
01:55I'm so sorry.
01:56I'm so sorry.
01:57How does this help me drive?
01:58I'm so sorry.
01:59In theaters this March.
02:01Let's go!