If Purse Commercials Were Honest. #shorts #tariffs #temu #shein #knockoff #purse #handbags #parody #honestads #youtubeshorts
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00:00Yes, carrying your giant pouch filled with pounds of decaying snack bars and forgotten receipts
00:06might cause nerve damage in your neck.
00:08It may create shooting pain down your arm.
00:10Or maybe it's just causing your back and shoulder muscles to destabilize
00:14when you effortlessly toss that tote over your shoulder.
00:18But you are resilient and strong.
00:21You show your creativity and uniqueness with your Horton's tote.
00:26Because you spent the big bucks to get it.
00:28The big bucks that I demanded because skinny people who walked on a tiny strip of bar grating in New York or Milan
00:35say that it's worth it.
00:37But if you're not that and you can't afford my designer Horton's handbags, that's okay too.
00:44Go ahead and buy the knockoff version.
00:47Yes, you can still have a nice stitched together animal hide or plant fluff sack for less money.
00:53Now it's just several hundreds of dollars instead of several thousands.
00:56That, and the cost of a young child's youth because most knockoff handbags are made with child labor.
01:02Wait, what?
01:04Yes.
01:04You could use that excessive amount of money for charities to help those children.
01:09Or you could simply be paying off massive amounts of debt you might be accumulating,
01:14spending money on overpriced shoulder luggage.
01:17But it's all worth it.
01:18So you can have a handbag that you splurged on.
01:21Because you deserve to splurge and treat yourself at any price.
01:26According to me.