Frasier Season 2 Episode 9 Adventures In Par Adise Pt 2
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00:00I just opened up the pages of Seattle Magazine, and there she was.
00:06Oh, my. Who is this fresh angel?
00:11Madeline Marshall? Why didn't I just come right out and say it?
00:14Would you be so good as to have dinner with me tonight?
00:17I was wondering what you thought about us going away for the weekend.
00:22Roz, I'm in love.
00:24So off I flew to Bora Bora, and did I receive the shock of my life.
00:30Frasier.
00:38Oh, my God.
00:41Frasier?
00:45Oh, my God!
00:54My Liv, what are you doing here?
00:58I suppose I could ask you the same thing.
01:01Frasier, is everything all right?
01:02Uh, yes, yes. Why don't you come out and join us, Madeline?
01:08What about you?
01:10Are you here with someone?
01:11Yes, actually. He's snorkeling at the moment.
01:16Anyone I know?
01:18Sam Malone.
01:18Sam!
01:22Just kidding.
01:25Oh, places, Lilith. Why did you bring him here?
01:29Well, it was spectacular. Five years ago when you brought me, it's even more breathtaking now.
01:35But this was an hard place.
01:38I'll be here to bring someone else.
01:39Oh, look at that.
01:42Yes.
01:43Oh, look at that.
01:44I'd like you to meet Madeline Marshall.
01:47How's this for a hoot?
01:48This is my ex-wife, Lilith.
01:51Your ex-wife is here?
01:55A shame, too.
01:56No papers to be signed.
02:01So you're here with someone?
02:02Why does everyone keep asking me that? Yes, I am.
02:06Oh, here he comes now.
02:08Brian?
02:10Dr. Brian Patchett.
02:12I'd like you to meet Madeline Marshall.
02:15Hello.
02:15And Dr. Fraser Crane.
02:18You're ex-husband?
02:19You're making a joke.
02:21No, God is.
02:24Pleasure to meet you.
02:25Likewise.
02:27Brian is a seismologist at MIT.
02:30Oh, well, that's perfect.
02:32Brian being a seismologist and you having so many faults.
02:42Lilith, you're laughing.
02:46Oh, I laugh quite a bit these days, thanks to Brian.
02:49Madeline is just hilarious.
02:52She also designs her own line of sportswear.
02:55I'm sorry, I don't think I've ever worn sportswear.
02:58So, how long are you going to stay?
03:04Until Tuesday.
03:06We're here till Wednesday.
03:08Well, this certainly has the potential to be very awkward.
03:28Why don't we diffuse the situation by getting together for cocktails later?
03:33Better yet, let's have dinner.
03:35That's a wonderful idea.
03:37Why don't we meet in the tiki room at six o'clock?
03:40Great.
03:40Looking forward to it.
03:43A wonderful way to start out with promises to be the greatest week of our lives.
03:49Is this your Mr. Perfect at rubbing it in just to get my goat?
04:00Oh, Frasier, relax.
04:02Oh, like he had to climb that tree to get her a coconut.
04:05There were three of them on the ground.
04:09Would you stop obsessing?
04:12Come here.
04:15Okay.
04:15Hold it.
04:26What's that?
04:27What's what?
04:29Lilith is making love in there.
04:33I don't hear a thing.
04:34Exactly!
04:35Exactly!
04:35Would you just concentrate on me, please?
04:46Oh, you're right.
04:48You're right.
04:49It's not like it was back in college when that sort of thing was going on in the next room
04:53and I was left all alone with nothing but my dreams and my Henry Miller collection.
04:59You're right.
04:59I just got to block it out of my mind.
05:01Just try to focus and concentrate on the task at hand.
05:06Oh, that's sexy.
05:12You're right.
05:15Forgive me.
05:17You want sexy?
05:19I'll show you sexy.
05:21I feel dirty.
05:31Good.
05:33No.
05:34No, I mean Sandy from sitting on the beach.
05:37Just let me take a shower.
05:40Okay.
05:41Don't be alone.
05:42When I come back, I'll make you forget you were ever married to Lilla.
05:48That's never happened before without a prescription.
06:01Oh, yeah.
06:05Oh, yeah.
06:06Yeah.
06:06Yeah.
06:06Yeah.
06:12Oh, yeah.
06:21Oh.
06:22It's never been like this before.
06:26Never.
06:30Nothing.
06:31Damn her.
06:32She can give as good as she gets.
06:37Oh, yeah.
06:38Oh, yeah.
06:42Oh.
06:44Oh, mama.
06:45Oh.
06:46Oh, God.
06:47You are so hot.
06:49I am burning up.
06:51Oh.
06:51That's it.
06:52That's it.
06:54Yes.
06:55Yes.
06:56Oh, my God.
06:57Yes.
06:58Keep it up, Nathan.
06:59Oh, you're killing me.
07:02Oh, God.
07:02You're an animal.
07:03Yes.
07:05Yes.
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07:07Yes.
07:08Well, obviously, you don't need me.
07:24Well, before we go to our eye in the sky, Chopper Dave, for a traffic report, I would like
07:29to send this confidential message to Madeline M. Madeline, I'm sure you are a gentleman.
07:38I would love an opportunity to explain his behavior, but you left the island before he had
07:44a chance, and he won't return his calls or answer the notes he sent.
07:53We all know how hard.
07:55We all know how hard it is to find love in this world, and what a tragedy it is to let it slip
08:02through our fingers.
08:03I think he is.
08:04I think he is.
08:05I think he is.
08:06I think he is.
08:10I think he is.
08:11I think he is.
08:12We will be back in a moment.
08:13I think he is.
08:14I think he is.
08:15I think he is.
08:16I think he is.
08:17I think he is.
08:18You really think she will call?
08:19If the woman does not respond, she does not have a heart.
08:23Thank you, Ross.
08:24Oh, I almost forgot.
08:25This bill came for you from your hotel in Bora Bora.
08:29Well, that is not too bad.
08:33I guess they had to charge me for the whole week.
08:35No, that is for the bed you trashed.
08:38$2,500 for bamboo?
08:42Hello, this is Dr. Frasier Crane.
08:49Ross, whom do we have next?
08:51We have Vic from Seattle on line three.
08:54Hello, Vic.
08:56I am listening.
08:57Hi, Dr. Crane.
08:59Thanks for taking my call.
09:00I am a first time caller.
09:01I am a little nervous.
09:02Oh, just relax, Vic.
09:04Relax, Vic.
09:05I am listening.
09:06Yeah, I am really having a problem with women.
09:09Frasier, Madeline is on line one.
09:12Dr. Crane.
09:14Oh, Vic, something has come up in the booth.
09:19You know, I have to turn you over to my very capable producer.
09:23Okay.
09:27Madeline, Madeline, hi.
09:29Oh, thanks for calling.
09:31Oh, no, no, it is okay.
09:32It's okay.
09:33I am off the air right now.
09:35So, Vic, what is this trouble you are having with women?
09:38I don't know.
09:39You know, I have a good job.
09:40I think I have a good personality.
09:42Of course, I made more money when I was modeling, but I am doing okay at the law firm.
09:47Tell me more.
09:48Maris will be thrilled you are coming to see her tonight in the ballet.
10:00Oh, we are delighted.
10:01You know, when I was younger, I dreamed of being a ballerina myself.
10:09So did Maris.
10:10The poor thing could never get her weight up enough.
10:13That's why I couldn't help myself at the ballet fundraiser when they auctioned off this walk-on part.
10:22It was the perfect gift for my Maris.
10:24So Maris is going to be a ballerina?
10:26No, it's non-dancing, but it is a key role, Dad.
10:31She plays Ulrich, the hunchbacked drawbridge operator.
10:34I hope we can pick her out.
10:43What are you people still doing here?
10:46Oh, hush.
10:47We'll be long gone before your lady friend gets here.
10:50But you don't want to be late for the ballet.
10:51I do.
10:52When those ballet guys start flying around in those tight pants, I don't know where to look.
10:59That reminds me.
11:00I've got to bring me binoculars.
11:04Will you just get out of here?
11:06Frasier, will you relax?
11:08I can't.
11:09It's my last chance, Madeline.
11:11It serves me right, too, after all the way I behaved in Bora Bora.
11:14You're being too hard on yourself.
11:16It was just bad luck.
11:18How are you to know that Lilith had arrived on the island?
11:21Aside from the seas starting to churn and all the birds taking flight from the trees.
11:29Oh, now, don't you worry, Dr. Crane.
11:32Miss Marshall's going to forgive you.
11:34Women always appreciate a man who's sensitive enough to try again.
11:39That's why they call us the fair sex.
11:43All right, then.
11:44Let's go see some leaping Russian stags.
11:47Oh, hi, Maddie.
11:51Hello.
11:52Oh, hello.
11:54We were just leaving for the ballet.
11:56Now, Lilith, come in.
11:57Yes, sir.
11:58You two kids, take your time.
12:00Don't worry about us.
12:01We'll be out all evening.
12:03Ah, you know how it is.
12:04First the ballet, then the inevitable discussion.
12:06Well, that was a little awkward.
12:20So is this.
12:22I guess there's no delaying it.
12:26I might as well just launch into my little speech, try to explain why I behaved the way I did.
12:33You know what might be better?
12:35If I tell you how I've got it worked out.
12:38The minute you saw Lilith, you wanted to leave, but I wouldn't let you.
12:43You said you couldn't handle it, and by God, you were right.
12:48You panicked, and your panic took a bad turn.
12:55A spectacularly bad turn.
12:59Anyway, that's how I've got it worked out in my head, and it's fragile, so let's not mess with it.
13:05So, why don't you mix up a picture of my ties and give me a kiss.
13:11I'll let you guess which I want first.
13:18Guess again.
13:34Delicious.
13:35I love mangoes.
13:36Well, we never got around to sampling this tropical delicacy while we were in the islands.
13:42So, I thought we should do it now.
13:44Good thinking.
13:48You know, there's something else we never got around to in Bora Bora.
13:57Well, you got around to it. I just watched.
14:07Well, how about a little audience participation this time?
14:11Frasier, wait.
14:20I want this as much as you do, but there's something I need to talk to you about first.
14:26What?
14:27Well, I wasn't going to say anything. I thought I was comfortable with this, and I wouldn't have to bring it up, but...
14:36Well, I was involved with a divorce man once before, and just about the time that I was really falling for him, he reconciled with his ex-wife.
14:45And I'm telling you, I just can't go through that again.
14:50All right, Madeline.
14:52Trust me, I assure you that Lilith and I are completely finished.
14:57She lives clear on the other side of the country.
15:00Except in matters of our son, we don't even have contact.
15:03That's all I wanted to hear.
15:22Well, what's your name, little fellow?
15:24I promise you won't laugh?
15:38A dog.
15:51A dog.
15:55His name is Eddie.
15:58Come on, pardon me while I put him back where he belongs.
16:04I'll be waiting.
16:21Oh, God!
16:27It's nice to see you, too.
16:32Is Frasier here?
16:34Don't you live in Boston?
16:37I'm here on a layover.
16:39And judging by Frasier's trademark mangles on a stick, so are you.
16:42If you like, I can come back in ten minutes.
17:01That won't be necessary.
17:02I apologize for coming at an inopportune moment, but Frasier and I have an agreement that we'll make time for each other if either one of us has something urgent to discuss, which I do.
17:14Take all the time you need.
17:17This whole thing's just a little too complicated for me.
17:20It's complicated for me.
17:50Put down that mango, my dear.
18:00It's time you tasted the forbidden fruit.
18:03Lilith!
18:17What are you doing here?
18:19I have something urgent to discuss.
18:22What have you done with Madeline?
18:26She was surprised to see me and she left.
18:29I hope you're not angry with me.
18:31Angry?
18:34What do I have to be angry about?
18:36Just because every time I carve out the tiniest little slice of happiness for myself, you come along and obliterate it?
18:42My God, woman, I drive a stake through your heart, but I don't think anything could kill you!
18:56Brian asked me to marry him.
18:59What?
19:02He wants to stop in Las Vegas on our way home.
19:08You're getting married?
19:10Yes.
19:12Well, so am I.
19:15Really?
19:16Yes.
19:17Yes, yes, to Madeline.
19:18Well, I just saw Madeline. She seemed in an awful hurry for someone who's getting married.
19:31She had to buy a dress.
19:32Oh, God, what am I doing?
19:34I'm not getting married.
19:35Wow, you really had me going.
19:36Frazier, I don't want to disrupt anything.
19:37Really, I just came here hoping to get your blessing.
19:39I could have given you my blessing over the phone.
19:41Must you be so churlish.
19:42Oh, I think I'm entitled.
19:43You know, the one comfort in being divorced is that you're both losers.
19:44Mm-hmm.
19:45Eventually, the time comes when one person is the first to move on.
19:46You know, the one comfort in being divorced is that you're both losers.
19:48Eventually, the time comes when one person is the first to move on.
19:49Quite frankly, they know, the one comfort in being divorced is that you're both losers.
19:50Who knows?
19:51You know, the one comfort in being divorced is that you're both losers.
19:53Eventually, the time comes when one person is the first to move on.
20:09Quite frankly, I can't do that.
20:14is the first to move on.
20:17Quite frankly,
20:18I'd hoped it would be me.
20:22Well, I'd hoped it would be me.
20:24And it was.
20:28But I'd like to think that
20:29had things worked out
20:31the other way around,
20:32I would have been happy for you.
20:38Well, if you love him,
20:40I am happy for you.
20:42I do.
20:43Brian has been a dutiful suitor
20:45for some time,
20:46and I'm convinced,
20:48to within an acceptable margin of error,
20:50that he loves me.
20:59Does Frederick like him?
21:01Oh, he's crazy about him.
21:03Oh.
21:05Oh, Fraser.
21:07Brian could never take your place that way.
21:10You're Frederick's father.
21:18Congratulations.
21:24Wow.
21:26It looks like they're made up.
21:27Hello, everyone.
21:41Lilith, what a pleasant surprise.
21:44How was Bora Bora?
21:45I've never seen you looking quite so tan.
21:57Oh, my God.
21:58What does she look like in winter?
22:02Everyone, we have some very happy news.
22:04Lilith is going to be married again.
22:08To who?
22:09Someone else.
22:12Oh, that's great!
22:14Congratulations!
22:16That's wonderful!
22:24Just wonderful.
22:27When's the happy occasion?
22:28Tomorrow in Las Vegas.
22:31Oh, Lilith, how delightfully kitschy.
22:33It's your second marriage,
22:36so you've decided to poke fun at the institution
22:38by getting married in the tackiest place
22:40you could possibly choose.
22:48Brian's family lives in Las Vegas.
22:52Well, isn't that convenient?
22:54You'll have someone to show you the museums.
23:12It was lovely seeing you all again.
23:14I'll just walk you out.
23:16Well, I hope you haven't found all this too unsettling.
23:29No, no.
23:32You know, it's actually good that you're getting remarried.
23:36Knowing else we could have spent the rest of our lives
23:38wondering whether our divorce was a mistake.
23:41We should have tried to work it out.
23:44Was it me?
23:45Was it you?
23:45Was it us?
23:46Was it you?
23:52Now we can move on.
23:55What's next for you?
23:57I suppose I'll try to smooth things over with Madeline.
24:02Try very hard, Frazier.
24:03She seems worth it.
24:06Well, she'll need convincing.
24:08You know, I guess I could ask her back to Bora Bora with me.
24:11Try again.
24:12You know, I'll lay on the whole package this time.
24:14I'll buy the airplane tickets first and pay for the hotel, get a limo, champagne, a little caviar, the whole nine yards.
24:23And then they lock off, sweep her off, sweep her off her feet and into my bed.
24:28Would you like to kiss the bride?
24:28Would you like to kiss the bride?
24:41It'd be my pleasure.
24:42You're really happy for me?
24:49Well, yes, of course.
24:51You understand, though, if I don't jump up and down and yell, yippee.
24:54Yes, I've already seen that.
24:57Now, why don't we pick up where we left off, Frazier?
25:26Oh, my God.
25:33Oh, my God.
25:34Frazier?
25:37Oh, my God!
25:42Oh, no!
25:44Oh, my God, I just had the most frightening dream.
26:00Thank God I'm here with you.
26:07Frazier, we have all week to analyze your dream.
26:10Right now, there's a huge bug in the shower.
26:13Hey, baby, I hear the blues are calling, tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
26:37Frasier has left the building.
26:39Quite stylish.
26:40And maybe I seem a bit confused.
26:42Well, maybe.
26:44But I got you pegged.
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