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00:00:00Are you feeling guilt over your absence?
00:00:07You've been there for more than half of his life.
00:00:11And we know, mahal ka din niya.
00:00:14I'm sure he knows that you and his mom can't be in the same room.
00:00:19He's smart. Surely he understands.
00:00:33Tama, Dok.
00:00:38Eric niya lang.
00:00:40Eric, naaawa ka lang naman, kaya ka nagpapatalo eh.
00:00:46Nah, kung manalalo ba ako, would it make you feel better?
00:00:54Sige na nga. Aalis na ako.
00:00:57Thank you. We'll see you soon.
00:00:59Sige.
00:01:01Sige.
00:01:02Sige.
00:01:03Sige.
00:01:04Sige.
00:01:05Sige.
00:01:06Sige.
00:01:07Sige.
00:01:08Sige.
00:01:09Sige.
00:01:10Sige.
00:01:11Sige.
00:01:12Sige.
00:01:13Sige.
00:01:14Sige.
00:01:15Sige.
00:01:16Han.
00:01:17Tape sederho dito.
00:01:20I'll see you at home.
00:01:22Okay.
00:01:23I love you.
00:01:24May I go there.
00:01:39ICA?
00:01:43I'm so excited.
00:01:45Come on, I'm so excited.
00:01:47Hey, come on.
00:01:49Come on.
00:01:51Come on, come on.
00:01:53Come on.
00:01:55Come on.
00:01:57Come on.
00:02:03I'm really sorry for my husband.
00:02:07I'm so excited.
00:02:09Sweet sweet pat,
00:02:11ang binis ako.
00:02:13Sa smarti ako,
00:02:15ang reliable ang filasa ko.
00:02:17Sabi niya,
00:02:19ma-unpack me daw everything
00:02:21before I get home.
00:02:23Hmm.
00:02:25Pinapod kayo ako sa office.
00:02:27Tsaka ako yung nabantay sa IT team,
00:02:29tsaka sa mga new hire.
00:02:31Ay, wait.
00:02:33Di pa na ako nakapagluto.
00:02:35That's why I watch you,
00:02:37I hate ko na yan.
00:02:39Really?
00:02:41My hero.
00:02:45Was that what you were saying?
00:02:47You're stressed?
00:02:49Yeah, natural ba naman?
00:02:51Ako pa ba?
00:02:53Maswerte pa nga ako sa mga ibang kawir ko eh.
00:02:55Oo?
00:02:56Oo naman oh.
00:02:57May new hire kami.
00:02:59Kara.
00:03:01Kara something.
00:03:03Kayaw si ko kanina.
00:03:05I know siya about sa counseling.
00:03:07So,
00:03:08natanggit kita.
00:03:09Sorry.
00:03:11Daming naman bumugot eh.
00:03:13Alam mo,
00:03:15kakabreak na lang daw dun sa boss mo.
00:03:17Yung boss na ito nakaraan.
00:03:19Sa boss?
00:03:21E ba ha?
00:03:23Ang lala.
00:03:24It's fair.
00:03:25Pero alam mo,
00:03:27hindi ba siya ako ba sa bulo?
00:03:29Masweet pa nga niya eh.
00:03:31Alam mo ba tinuruan niya ako ng playtime?
00:03:34It's fair.
00:03:36Oy, hindi katulad nung iniisip mo ha.
00:03:39Playtime na to.
00:03:42Playtime.
00:03:44Alam mo,
00:03:45hanos lahat sa office.
00:03:47Ito yung nilalaro.
00:03:49Ang dami kasing pagpipilian eh.
00:03:51Ang daming games.
00:03:55Ang daming pagpipilian na ba?
00:03:57Oo nga.
00:03:58Ay wait,
00:03:59tayo natin itong Scatter.
00:04:01Ay, ito yung Scatter.
00:04:03Napanggit sa akin ito sa klinik.
00:04:04Sa playtime.ph lo, no?
00:04:07Mhm.
00:04:08Super easy to play daw.
00:04:10Sa mga e-wallets lang.
00:04:12Yeah.
00:04:13Diba?
00:04:14Ayun!
00:04:15Ang daming tayo!
00:04:17Scatter!
00:04:18Okay, Scatter a gut.
00:04:20Ay!
00:04:21Alam mo,
00:04:22maganda din ito eh.
00:04:23Ang gabdag din ito, no?
00:04:25Ayun!
00:04:26Ayun!
00:04:27So,
00:04:28anyway.
00:04:29Balik tayo kay Kara.
00:04:32So, ayun na nga.
00:04:33Si Kara.
00:04:34Naisap ko.
00:04:36You know where this is going?
00:04:38Yes.
00:04:39Nabanggit kita.
00:04:40Okay.
00:04:41Tomorrow, please.
00:04:42I'm going to have a room schedule for the next few weeks.
00:04:46Aside from that,
00:04:47preparing for the wedding.
00:04:48Remember?
00:04:49Ayun!
00:04:50Ayun!
00:04:51Come on!
00:04:52Shhh!
00:04:53Sige na.
00:04:54Alam mo rin yung manambag yung mga pusikong sa ganyan eh.
00:04:57Peace.
00:04:58May choice pa.
00:05:00Okay.
00:05:01Okay.
00:05:02Okay.
00:05:03I'm doing it.
00:05:04I can't wait until you die.
00:05:34I can't wait until you die.
00:06:04I can't wait until you die.
00:06:33I can't wait until you die.
00:07:03I can't wait until you die.
00:07:05You're going to be a bachelor's party.
00:07:07Not me.
00:07:08I want to be a couple of beers.
00:07:10I just want two beers.
00:07:11I just heard that.
00:07:43I can't wait until you die.
00:07:53I can't wait until you die.
00:08:03I can't wait until you die.
00:08:13I can't wait until you die.
00:08:23But now, it's boring. It's not exciting.
00:08:26It's boring, huh?
00:08:28Okay, I'll just eat it from others.
00:08:31I'm boring.
00:08:34I'm just boring.
00:08:36Best friend, right?
00:08:38Best friend.
00:08:39Yes.
00:08:41I'm going to be anti-wingman.
00:08:44If there are people coming to you, I'm going to do it right now.
00:08:48I'm going to do it.
00:08:49Good.
00:08:50Good.
00:08:53I'm going to do it right now.
00:08:55You can eat it.
00:08:58You can't eat it.
00:08:59You can't eat it.
00:09:00You can't eat it.
00:09:01I'm going to eat it.
00:09:03Because I'm going to eat good food.
00:09:11You can practice it.
00:09:13You can eat it.
00:09:14You can eat it.
00:09:23You'll my you can eat it!
00:09:24You can't eat it.
00:09:25You can eat it.
00:09:26You can eat it.
00:09:27I'm going to eat it.
00:09:28I'm going to eat it!
00:09:29I promise you everything can make it.
00:09:30I'm like, what?
00:09:32you are the only one you want to cry?
00:09:34You are the only one you want to cry.
00:09:44Sorry.
00:09:45Uy!
00:09:46You are the only one you want to cry?
00:09:48Isn't that you can cry?
00:09:50Yes.
00:09:54Let's figure out that schedule, Meg, okay?
00:09:56I want to free up my time.
00:09:58Uh, Meg?
00:10:03Hi.
00:10:04Doc?
00:10:06Ah, si Cara po.
00:10:07She's your 3pm.
00:10:09Sabi po, you're expecting her.
00:10:11Hi, Doc.
00:10:12Cara.
00:10:13Nabanggit ako ni Kate?
00:10:15Uh, yeah.
00:10:17Yeah.
00:10:17Oh, Kate.
00:10:19Oh, she told me about you.
00:10:21Uh, si Kate, have a seat.
00:10:26So,
00:10:27tell me about, uh...
00:10:30So, nabanggit ni Kate kaya ko naghahanap ng counseling?
00:10:33Yeah, she told me you had a
00:10:35rad breakup.
00:10:36Tip of the iceberg, Doc.
00:10:39Eric ni Lung.
00:10:40Don't worry.
00:10:41Safe place, Doc.
00:10:42Sinabi mo nga,
00:10:44Eric.
00:10:45Paano ko ba sasabihin to?
00:10:47Maraming bagay eh.
00:10:48You can say.
00:10:50Safe place, remember?
00:10:54Mahilig akong makipagfuck
00:10:55sa may mga asawa.
00:10:57Masyado bang litalyado, Eric?
00:11:03Well...
00:11:04Iiexplain ko ba, Eric?
00:11:06Of course.
00:11:07Feel free.
00:11:09Yung huling breakup ko,
00:11:11well,
00:11:12di naman talaga naging kami.
00:11:14May edad.
00:11:15May asawa.
00:11:16You fell for a married person?
00:11:19Fell?
00:11:21Hindi, no?
00:11:22Gusto ko lang makipag-sex
00:11:24sa may sabit.
00:11:27Ah, okay.
00:11:29So,
00:11:30hindi to isolated case?
00:11:32Hindi rin.
00:11:33Mas...
00:11:34fetish.
00:11:35Why do you say that?
00:11:38Exciting eh.
00:11:39Hindi mo ba nararamdaman yun,
00:11:41Eric?
00:11:43Yung...
00:11:43May tinatago.
00:11:45Mas nakakalibog yun.
00:11:46Don't you think?
00:11:52Nakakalibog?
00:11:54Nakakalibog.
00:11:56It's the danger.
00:11:58The forbidden aspect of it.
00:12:00Better don't you think
00:12:01you're rocking your marriage
00:12:02at that point?
00:12:02Pag pinagnasaan ako
00:12:04ng kasal na lalaki,
00:12:06sa tingin mo,
00:12:07loyal pa sila?
00:12:09Better you could be a part of that.
00:12:11Hypothetically,
00:12:12pag ikaw,
00:12:13inaya kitang makipag-sex.
00:12:17Hypothetically.
00:12:19Hindi ka ba manilibugan?
00:12:21Tingin ko,
00:12:22titigasan ka.
00:12:23Dahil,
00:12:25hindi pwede.
00:12:27Mas masarap.
00:12:29Mas nakakaakit.
00:12:31Dahil,
00:12:32bawal.
00:12:32Ang totoo niyan,
00:12:44iniisip mo,
00:12:45na...
00:12:46na tinitira mo ko,
00:12:49at
00:12:49chinuchupa kita.
00:12:53Hypothetically.
00:12:55Hypothetically.
00:13:00I'm going,
00:13:00you guys are still talking about that?
00:13:13Eric!
00:13:14Ayun na po lang siya eh.
00:13:16Eric, di ba bro,
00:13:17ako yung lugi sa kasal?
00:13:19Paano pinapartner niyo
00:13:20sa pinsan na ito?
00:13:22You guys are still talking about that?
00:13:26Kiss ko.
00:13:26Bakit?
00:13:31Anong problema kay Erica?
00:13:33Ganda-ganda kaya mo?
00:13:34Hindi siya maganda.
00:13:36Bias ka na kasi pinsan mo.
00:13:37Loko-loko ka.
00:13:39Alam mo na lang kung sino kang gwapo.
00:13:41Nanggap ko.
00:13:42Siete lang ako.
00:13:44Max!
00:13:45Pero Kate naman.
00:13:46Mari!
00:13:48Matro lang yun eh.
00:13:51Alam mo,
00:13:52ilang taon ka na,
00:13:54pati ka naman magseriso.
00:13:55Mag-settled doon ka na.
00:13:57Alam mo, Eric,
00:13:58pagsabihan mo nga tong kaibigan mo,
00:14:00puro libog yun na sa utak.
00:14:02Puro libog yun na sa utak mo, bro.
00:14:07Ayoko mababalita.
00:14:08Ang wealth yung bachelor's party mo, ha?
00:14:11Hindi, oh.
00:14:12Magkakapikapi lang kami dun.
00:14:14Kami nga,
00:14:15faceless lang yung kabortin sa'yo.
00:14:17Wow!
00:14:19Ang exciting naman nun.
00:14:20Ano yung binyagan?
00:14:23Sa?
00:14:24Alright, see you there.
00:14:30Bro.
00:14:31Magtiwala ka sa'yo.
00:14:33Paginus din tayo.
00:14:34Ato?
00:14:35Papangot ba ako?
00:14:37Oh,
00:14:38bukas pala tuloy na yung reunion natin, ha?
00:14:41Pumunta ka.
00:14:42May nakamatsa ko si Bob.
00:14:44Yeah.
00:14:45Oo, sino naman yan?
00:14:47Pare,
00:14:48panalo to.
00:14:50Ito na rin yata yung pagsisettle down ng gay.
00:14:53Best man ka, ha?
00:14:54Bakit naman fake yan?
00:14:56Hindi, pare.
00:14:57Mag-video ko na kami.
00:14:59Walang yan.
00:15:00Bukas iskuran ko to puta.
00:15:02Whatever.
00:15:03Mahala ka sa buhay mo.
00:15:06Aminin mo na tol.
00:15:08Lame ka na.
00:15:15So,
00:15:16kailan ka ba naging therapist?
00:15:19Hmm,
00:15:19around eight years na.
00:15:22Hindi ka ba napapagod kakapakinig
00:15:24sa paulit-ulit na reklamo ng mga tao?
00:15:28Hindi naman.
00:15:28Actually,
00:15:29I like to think of making a livelihood
00:15:30helping people make better decisions.
00:15:33Ikaw,
00:15:33sa sarili mo.
00:15:34Tingin mo palaging tama ang mga desisyon mo.
00:15:37Dakit pa rin balidad tayo.
00:15:39Nangungusisa lang.
00:15:41I'm curious about you.
00:15:43Mulang ikakakiris sakin.
00:15:45I'm vanilla.
00:15:48Tingin ko,
00:15:49hindi ka as vanilla
00:15:50as you think you are.
00:15:52I like eating vanilla.
00:15:54I like eating vanilla.
00:15:59Ay!
00:16:00Susun ko rin siya!
00:16:01Meg?
00:16:03Na-brown out pa?
00:16:04Again?
00:16:05Doc!
00:16:06Power outage!
00:16:07Sorry about this, Cara.
00:16:09Baka gusto mo bukas na...
00:16:11No.
00:16:12Okay lang.
00:16:14Wala naman akong lakad.
00:16:15Bakit?
00:16:16Takot ka?
00:16:18Takot ka sa akin?
00:16:18Takot ka sa akin.
00:16:19Takot ka sa akin.
00:16:20Again.
00:16:21Being very provocative.
00:16:24It's just hot.
00:16:27Hindi naman ako nainitan.
00:16:36Ano kasi?
00:16:38Wala.
00:16:39Wala.
00:16:39It's just hard to believe
00:16:40that actually happened.
00:16:42Ganun ba talaga kahirap isipin?
00:16:45Would it help if
00:16:47it italiko?
00:16:48I don't know.
00:16:54If we're talking about
00:16:56Wesley,
00:16:58ganito niya ako hawakan?
00:17:00Uh,
00:17:01isn't that sexual harassment?
00:17:03Doesn't count if
00:17:05gusto ko,
00:17:05tama?
00:17:08Ama?
00:17:12Tuwing kaming dalawa lang,
00:17:16ganito siya humawak sa akin.
00:17:18Kinatuntsya niya kung
00:17:21iiwas ako.
00:17:23Sa kasunod na linggo,
00:17:26andito na yung kamay niya.
00:17:29Di ako pumalag.
00:17:31Isang linggo pa,
00:17:33another inch.
00:17:36Tapos,
00:17:37too veksibul.
00:17:39Do veksibul.
00:17:39Do veksibul.
00:17:39Come on.
00:18:09Come on.
00:18:39Come on.
00:19:09Hey, bro.
00:19:15Cheers.
00:19:15Cheers.
00:19:17Thanks for coming.
00:19:18Hey.
00:19:19Follows up.
00:19:22Pare, pare.
00:19:23Naglit yan, ha?
00:19:24Ngayon daw sa entrance yung chicks ko, eh.
00:19:26Sunduhin ko lang.
00:19:27Si Kigo, talihan mo.
00:19:29Tatakas ka lang, eh.
00:19:31Uy, mag-aambag ka dito, ha?
00:19:33Rahulo ko ba?
00:19:33Si Eric magbabayad niya, man.
00:19:35Talihin mo na.
00:19:36Hey, gig.
00:19:38Gago.
00:19:39Bro, alam niyo.
00:19:41Kailangan ginagawa na ito tumadalas, eh.
00:19:43Kailangan ko na ito makakasa, asawa ko pa minsan minsan.
00:19:46Sinabi mo pa.
00:19:47Eric,
00:19:48paka yung kaibigan lang, ha?
00:19:50Magsislaw down ang buhay mo pagkatapos nyo ikasal.
00:19:52Kaya, sulitin mo na.
00:19:54Alam namin mo na, bro.
00:19:55Ito talaga yung hinahanap to, guys.
00:19:59Not like you anymore.
00:20:00Yoko kay Kate.
00:20:03Cheesy!
00:20:04Cheesy!
00:20:04Cheesy!
00:20:06Paka yung ganyan.
00:20:07Paka yung ganyan.
00:20:09Hey!
00:20:09Hey!
00:20:10Hey!
00:20:10Hey!
00:20:11Hey!
00:20:12Hey!
00:20:13Hey!
00:20:13Hey!
00:20:14Hey!
00:20:14Hey!
00:20:15Hey!
00:20:16Hey!
00:20:17Hey!
00:20:18Hey!
00:20:19Hey!
00:20:20Hey!
00:20:21Hey!
00:20:22Hey!
00:20:23Hey!
00:20:24Hey!
00:20:25Hey!
00:20:27Mara.
00:20:27si Gara.
00:20:28Hello.
00:20:29Mara.
00:20:29si Gara.
00:20:30Ema.
00:20:31Hello.
00:20:32Brad.
00:20:33Ano.
00:20:34Eric.
00:20:35Parang pamilyoy ka.
00:20:37Ako yung biyoncee ni Kate.
00:20:40Office mate mo.
00:20:41Ah.
00:20:41Yeah.
00:20:41Right.
00:28:55And it's not right.
00:45:24Yeah, I'm just...
00:51:54We're right back.
00:55:54We're right back.