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00:00:00Oh my god, that's Christopher Stinnett, state candidate?
00:00:12He's so hot, I want him to campaign all over me.
00:00:16Can I vote for him 500 times?
00:00:19I'm sorry.
00:00:30Mr. Stinnett, congrats on your upcoming victory.
00:00:36Oh, it's much too early to say that, but thank you.
00:00:40And you are?
00:00:41Only one of your biggest supporters.
00:00:43Are you going to drink this or break the heart of one of your donors?
00:00:55Oh, wow.
00:00:57Excuse me for a second.
00:01:00Let's go upstairs together, handsome.
00:01:11Let me take care of you.
00:01:12What are you talking about?
00:01:14Don't deny it.
00:01:15You need me, baby.
00:01:22Oh, baby.
00:01:24Don't worry.
00:01:26We'll be in our room soon.
00:01:27What the hell are you?
00:01:28Get away from me.
00:01:30Get the fuck out of my way.
00:01:31Hey.
00:01:32Hey.
00:01:33You intern.
00:01:41Are you serious?
00:01:44hey you intern are you serious this entrance is for wealthy political donors only the side door
00:02:03is for the help jesus that cheap dress might work on your corn farm but not here
00:02:08get out and go through the back i'm so sorry i didn't know
00:02:12just a stupid farm girl who randomly stumbled into an internship on our campaign
00:02:20i don't know how she doesn't even know the first thing about our candidate
00:02:25how garnish this is a senate campaign not a country bumpkin office you don't need a corn grower
00:02:31well i just fired an intern for hitting on our candidate so i needed someone to run errands
00:02:39excuse me we grow brussels sprouts not corn and i might not know a lot about the candidate but i
00:02:46really believe in his ideas
00:02:48excuse me intern not another word get lost
00:02:52you ruined my mink are you drunk
00:03:03oh my god on behalf of the campaign i apologize ma'am
00:03:09you clumsy hick
00:03:10you will not keep your job after this
00:03:12i'm so sorry please don't fire me i i really want to work on this campaign
00:03:16i'll fix it i'll i'll clean the coat and the wig right now
00:03:19well what are you waiting for you dumb hick
00:03:22this is all your fault
00:03:25don't worry there's cleaning spies upstairs
00:03:28stay out of this maid
00:03:30fix it intern or you're fired
00:03:33thank you but where are the cleaning supplies you heard what she said if i can't get these
00:03:43clean i'll be fired
00:03:44i put you into room 2809 it's empty go up there you'll be alone
00:03:49you're a lifesaver i'm sarah
00:03:51us working-class girls gotta stick together right i'm stephanie
00:03:55you're right
00:03:56god i had a really tough day
00:04:00it's okay these rich people are ridiculous don't blame yourself
00:04:04that's why i'm interning on this campaign to stand up for people like us
00:04:08i just wish i fit in better
00:04:11amen girl and
00:04:13look at you
00:04:17you look like you fit right in
00:04:21hi i'm a wealthy socialite i eat caviar not doritos i totally belong
00:04:30here
00:04:30okay i gotta run but this key works for the elevator and it gets you into room 2809
00:04:37call me if you need me good luck thanks again see you later
00:04:42is somebody here
00:05:00is somebody in there
00:05:04oh sorry
00:05:11god he's so hot
00:05:14are you okay
00:05:22okay
00:05:32okay
00:06:06So you didn't go into Senate's room?
00:06:12He shoved me out of the room, Senator.
00:06:14I...
00:06:15You goddamn worthless woman!
00:06:18I hired you to drug him and to film a scandalous sex tape.
00:06:25And you returned empty-fucking-handed!
00:06:29Sir, I think I have something.
00:06:32Well, then show me, you idiot!
00:06:33This might just be enough to bring my election upon it down.
00:06:43I can't believe we...
00:06:56I slept with a hot stranger!
00:06:57I have to clean this or I'll be fired.
00:07:03Where the hell did you disappear to last night, farm girl?
00:07:31If you didn't get that coat fixed, you're fired.
00:07:34No, I did fix it. It's right here.
00:07:37It doesn't matter.
00:07:39You belong in a farmer's market, not a campaign office.
00:07:43A new intern from a wealthy family will take over your job tomorrow, so...
00:07:48Today's your last day, little trash girl.
00:07:50No, Rebecca, please. I really want this job.
00:07:53Candidate Stinnett is running a little late, which isn't like him, but he'll be here soon, so be ready.
00:08:04He's never late.
00:08:05I wonder if our candidate got laid last night.
00:08:08He wouldn't.
00:08:09He'll be my man sooner or later.
00:08:11Stop gossiping.
00:08:13Mr. Stinnett is a candidate of the United States Senate.
00:08:15Even a little rumor could lead to a scandal.
00:08:45You've got to be kidding me.
00:08:55The man I slept with is the candidate?
00:08:57Hello, miss.
00:08:59Thank God. He didn't recognize me.
00:09:05I fucked up.
00:09:07If anyone finds out I slept with him, it'll be a scandal.
00:09:11Have we met, miss?
00:09:12Absolutely. Never.
00:09:14Sarah's a new intern from some farmland.
00:09:19I don't think she's cut out for this.
00:09:22Something's familiar about her.
00:09:25Oh my God, he recognizes me. I'm in so much trouble.
00:09:28Sir, I think you've shaken the intern's hand long enough.
00:09:33Glad to have you on my team, Sarah.
00:09:35Thank God he didn't recognize me.
00:09:41He's way out of your league.
00:09:42Farm girl, stay away from him.
00:09:45He'd never go for a poor farm girl like you, so don't even think about it.
00:09:50Hey, something happened last night.
00:09:54Emergency meeting. Let's go.
00:09:57No interns allowed.
00:09:58Get me a coffee with nonfat, dairy-free, oat-free oat milk.
00:10:06Sir, what happened?
00:10:08You disappeared from the fundraiser last night.
00:10:11It's hazy.
00:10:13But I think some of the events slipped something in my drink.
00:10:16It's foggy.
00:10:17But I spent the night with a woman who...
00:10:20You slept with someone?
00:10:22And she drugged you?
00:10:23She was...
00:10:23It was a set-up.
00:10:26Oh God.
00:10:27A sex scandal will sink this campaign.
00:10:30The slut you slept with was probably a spy sent by the senator.
00:10:34Are you okay?
00:10:35No.
00:10:43No, I don't remember much.
00:10:45But the girl I was with last night isn't like that.
00:10:47She's a good person.
00:10:49You're being naive.
00:10:51Okay, this is dirty politics.
00:10:53Your enemies will do anything to entrap and ruin you.
00:10:56She's not like that.
00:10:58No one's gonna find out.
00:10:59There will be no scandal.
00:11:01No one will find out.
00:11:09Senator Hester's about to do a press conference attacking you.
00:11:11I will protect your Second Amendment rights.
00:11:19You get a bazooka?
00:11:21You get a bazooka.
00:11:22You get a bazooka.
00:11:23You get a bazooka.
00:11:24It's your God-given right.
00:11:27And us men, we know how to safely handle firearms.
00:11:32Oh, shit.
00:11:36Gotcha.
00:11:37I did that on purpose.
00:11:39Where was I?
00:11:40Oh, my opponent, Christopher Stinson, slayed with a prostitute last night.
00:11:47What?
00:11:48I'm not a prostitute.
00:11:50This indecent, immoral, and premaritable sex will have him burn in hell.
00:11:57So this is bad.
00:11:58For all eternity.
00:11:58He's lying.
00:12:00I didn't sleep with a prostitute.
00:12:01He has no proof.
00:12:03I have proof that my opponent, Christopher Stinnett, slept with a hooker last night.
00:12:11Oh, no.
00:12:13He got a photo of us in bed.
00:12:15He has a photo?
00:12:17We're doomed.
00:12:22Oh, no.
00:12:23He got a photo of us in bed?
00:12:28God, you useless intern.
00:12:30I'm so sorry.
00:12:31I'll clean that up.
00:12:33And I have proof that my opponent, Christopher Stinnett, slept with a prostitute last night.
00:12:44That is not the woman I slept with last night.
00:12:50She was much more beautiful.
00:12:51That stupid farm girl smirk off your face.
00:12:56I'm sorry.
00:12:56I'll just get out.
00:13:00Sir, this is bad.
00:13:02It doesn't matter if you didn't sleep with a prostitute or whoever she was.
00:13:05If we can't prove it wasn't a fake, then it'll sink and ruin the campaign.
00:13:11Wait.
00:13:12The girl last night gave me her phone number.
00:13:13The annoying farm girl intern?
00:13:32She's your one-night stand?
00:13:34Please, no.
00:13:35You can't sleep with your intern.
00:13:36It'll be a massive scandal.
00:13:37No, sorry.
00:13:38It's just my mom calling.
00:13:40I knew it.
00:13:41The boss would never be with someone as lonely as you.
00:13:44Get out, intern.
00:13:46You don't belong in this high-level meeting anyway.
00:13:49Hi, Mom.
00:13:50One second.
00:13:53Damn.
00:13:55She didn't pick up.
00:13:57Good.
00:13:58Don't talk to her.
00:14:00Your one-night stand was probably a spy sent by Senator Hustler to entrap you.
00:14:05Sir, the Senator is all over TV spreading massive lies that you slept with this prostitute.
00:14:09And they'll believe him.
00:14:10And we'll lose this election.
00:14:13Okay, unless we can prove it's a lie.
00:14:15How can I if the girl I was really with won't answer my calls?
00:14:19Wait.
00:14:20There must be security camera footage proving that I didn't go in the room with that prostitute.
00:14:26Yes.
00:14:27Of course.
00:14:28We'll get that hotel security camera footage ASAP.
00:14:39We'll get that footage and prove you weren't with a prostitute.
00:14:41And maybe.
00:14:42We'll see the woman I was really with last night, too.
00:14:44You'll see I'm who he was with.
00:14:50You're on your phone?
00:14:52Again?
00:14:53Go get me a muffin.
00:14:55Cinnamon raisin.
00:14:56No raisins.
00:14:57And make sure it's gluten-free.
00:14:59I was just calling in your order.
00:15:01No, actually.
00:15:05Stephanie, this is, um, Sarah.
00:15:07We met...
00:15:08I remember you.
00:15:09What's up, girl?
00:15:10Um, is there any way you could access the hotel footage from last night from floor 28 and delete it?
00:15:17Where's my muffin, intern?
00:15:20I'm still placing the order.
00:15:22Delete the footage.
00:15:24May I ask why?
00:15:25I know it's a lot to ask.
00:15:26Um, I'll explain later, but it's an emergency.
00:15:29Us working-class girls gotta look out for each other, right?
00:15:32Staff in the security room is my friend.
00:15:34I got it.
00:15:37My people are arriving at the hotel.
00:15:38We'll have that footage in no time.
00:15:41Come on, Stephanie.
00:15:42Delete that footage fast, or I'm in trouble.
00:15:47Hey, Sarah, right?
00:15:49Sorry I haven't had the chance to get to talk to you, but it's been a crazy day.
00:15:53That's okay.
00:15:54I swear it's not usually like this, but I would love to hear your position on my campaign platform.
00:16:00Don't waste your time talking to an unqualified, corn-growing intern who doesn't know the first thing about politics.
00:16:06Senator Hesler's all about the politics of anger, but Topher isn't.
00:16:09He doesn't name-call or put people down, so you shouldn't either.
00:16:13And for the last time, my family grows Brussels sprouts.
00:16:15Bravo.
00:16:18Bravo.
00:16:19That's the right attitude.
00:16:21Think about learning some tips from her.
00:16:24She's a lot smarter than you give her credit for.
00:16:26What?
00:16:27But she's...
00:16:30I would love to get to know you.
00:16:36Sir, our people are at the hotel right now finding the footage.
00:16:38Don't worry, sir.
00:16:44We're gonna figure out who that mystery girl was in the footage.
00:16:47Any second now.
00:16:48Go ahead.
00:16:50What?
00:16:52The footage was deleted?
00:16:54Phew.
00:16:54With the footage gone, no one will find out we slept together.
00:16:57Not even him.
00:16:59I'm in the clear.
00:16:59I'll figure out something to disprove the senator's lies, sir.
00:17:06Speaking of me, have you decided who you want to be your assistant?
00:17:13God, he's so hot.
00:17:15But I need to keep my distance and make sure nothing else happens between us.
00:17:19Sir, she's unqualified.
00:17:26She doesn't know anything about politics.
00:17:28She's nobody.
00:17:31This is her last day, actually.
00:17:34She's exactly what I need.
00:17:36Oh, no.
00:17:37Not me.
00:17:39You're my new assistant, Sarah.
00:17:40Be ready.
00:17:41We're gonna be spending a lot more time together.
00:17:46So much for staying away from him.
00:17:49You little hick.
00:17:53How did you get him to promote you over me?
00:17:59The candidates schedule on speeches for the upcoming week.
00:18:02Aussie positions.
00:18:03Memorize all of it.
00:18:04There's a false rumor going around that the candidates slept with a prostitute.
00:18:09If anyone finds out that he's intimate with an intern, it's game over for all of us.
00:18:14So, keep it professional.
00:18:16I believe in this campaign.
00:18:17I won't jeopardize it.
00:18:20That's why I stole the footage?
00:18:22Because you accidentally slept with your Senate candidate boss?
00:18:25I didn't know that it was him.
00:18:27And he thought I was just some rich snob lady.
00:18:30Oh, my God.
00:18:31You like him.
00:18:33I get it.
00:18:34He's freaking hot and successful.
00:18:36I know, but he doesn't know that it was me.
00:18:41And if word ever got out that he's slept with his candidate...
00:18:44Don't worry.
00:18:45The footage is gone.
00:18:47And your hot little secret's safe.
00:18:50Crisis averted.
00:18:51My opponent, Kristen Perstander, is a lying scantor.
00:18:56In this election, I will prove it.
00:18:59Vote for me.
00:19:00What the hell is he talking about?
00:19:02He's just making up this story about the candidate sleeping with a hooker last night.
00:19:06What?
00:19:06He called you a hooker?
00:19:08No, not me.
00:19:09But he has this photo of a woman in a red dress leaning on Topher.
00:19:15And it's all a lie.
00:19:16He's just framing him.
00:19:18I actually saw your boss last night with a woman in a red dress.
00:19:22What?
00:19:23I was there.
00:19:25And he definitely didn't take that woman to his room.
00:19:28You were the only one.
00:19:30Stop.
00:19:31I will.
00:19:32After you give me all the dirty little details.
00:19:43Just avoid being alone with Topher.
00:19:47He's in his office.
00:19:48Go on in.
00:19:48Oh, no.
00:19:48I don't want to interrupt.
00:19:53Morning, sir.
00:19:59Your coffee.
00:20:00Sarah.
00:20:01Please, call me Topher.
00:20:05Ah.
00:20:06Just what I needed.
00:20:08Well, I want to give you what you need.
00:20:12It's my job as your assistant.
00:20:15May I say, you're excelling at it.
00:20:18You seem nervous.
00:20:20I'm not that scary, am I?
00:20:22No, I, um, Senator Hustler is just saying you were with the hooker.
00:20:29It's a lie.
00:20:30It's so frustrating.
00:20:32That's what my opponent does.
00:20:35He lies.
00:20:37But do you know why we're going to win?
00:20:40Because we have the truth on our side, don't we, Sarah?
00:20:42The prostitute's story won't hold up because it isn't true.
00:20:48So all we have to do is just smile, take your breath, and it's okay.
00:20:56Perfect.
00:20:58Just like that.
00:20:58What are you doing here, prom girl?
00:21:06The hooker story isn't going away.
00:21:09Senator Hustler is about to give a press conference attacking you.
00:21:12But there's no proof.
00:21:13Politics isn't about proof, intern.
00:21:15It's about stories, okay?
00:21:17And the senator's telling a pretty juicy one.
00:21:19Whoever deleted that security camera footage really screwed us.
00:21:24The senator is lying.
00:21:26Let's go confront him.
00:21:28I'll do it myself.
00:21:29No, sir.
00:21:30It's politically dangerous.
00:21:31I'm not worried.
00:21:33Let's go confront the senator and put this nonsense story behind us.
00:21:38And put this nonsense story behind us.
00:21:40Yeah, make the bully say his lies right to your face.
00:21:45Let the adults take it from here, prom girl.
00:21:48I'll let you know if the candidate needs another coffee.
00:21:51Wait.
00:21:51Sir, we gotta go.
00:21:53Now.
00:21:54I think Sarah's ideas and instincts are sharp.
00:21:56I'm not forgetting about her.
00:21:59Come on.
00:22:00I want you with me.
00:22:01Stinnett is a liar who couldn't be trusted.
00:22:14He slept with a hooker.
00:22:24Excuse me, Senator.
00:22:26You're gonna lie about me.
00:22:27Say it to my face.
00:22:28Aw, the immoral man who slept with a hooker has a ride.
00:22:35I didn't have such thing.
00:22:36A photo in the elevator is not proof, Senator.
00:22:39Hey, honey, you should mention proof.
00:22:41Because it's showtime.
00:22:43Bring in the hooker!
00:22:47You screwed up.
00:22:50This horned dog, Christopher Stinnett, pays yours truly for sex.
00:22:56Bad boy.
00:22:58She's lying.
00:23:00I didn't sleep with her.
00:23:02I was with someone else.
00:23:03Well, we can't prove it.
00:23:04Damn it.
00:23:05I deleted the footage that would prove it.
00:23:07I gotta do something.
00:23:09Where's the girl you actually slept with when you need her?
00:23:11Would you excuse me, Hermione?
00:23:12Get out, intern.
00:23:14Let the grown-ups work.
00:23:17Christopher!
00:23:17What do you have to say now, you shameless sex creep?
00:23:22She didn't sleep with me.
00:23:24She drugged me.
00:23:25That's a lie.
00:23:27You were sober.
00:23:28Didn't even need Viagra, baby.
00:23:31Ha, ha, ha.
00:23:33Likely stories, Stinnett.
00:23:36Admit it.
00:23:37Admit you paid for sex.
00:23:39I don't lie to the public.
00:23:41Unlike you, Senator, I'm honest.
00:23:44Oh, baby.
00:23:45I know you can't forget all the nasty things you did in bed.
00:23:50Boy, you better say what little dignity you have left and drop out of the race.
00:23:55I'm fighting for working people.
00:23:59I'm not giving up.
00:24:00Especially not because of a lie.
00:24:08I don't know you.
00:24:09Stop.
00:24:10Oh, come on.
00:24:11You know me.
00:24:13I like that big pretty last night.
00:24:15Slap it again.
00:24:17Absolutely not.
00:24:18It's a lie.
00:24:20Oh, we can see it all now, Topher.
00:24:23You have been exposed as a D&C dirty sex creep.
00:24:28Now drop out of the race now.
00:24:32Not so fast.
00:24:38It's you.
00:24:40Who the hell are you, bitch?
00:24:48You didn't sleep with him last night.
00:24:50I did.
00:24:51And I can prove it.
00:24:53Who the hell are you, Blondie?
00:25:01You're lying.
00:25:02Are you sure about that?
00:25:04Who the hell is this?
00:25:06Get her out of here.
00:25:08This is my event.
00:25:09No.
00:25:10I know her.
00:25:11She works at the hotel.
00:25:12She saw everything.
00:25:13That's right.
00:25:14I was on duty that night.
00:25:15And I saw that woman try to seduce Mr. Stinnett in the hallway, but she failed.
00:25:21He pushed her off and went into his room, and she headed to the elevator.
00:25:25Stinnett, how much did you pay to a random maid to testify for you?
00:25:30I told the truth.
00:25:32And your photos can prove I was there.
00:25:34Look, there I am in your photos.
00:25:41Drugging a man is a felony.
00:25:42So the question is, why did you do it?
00:25:46And why are you lying about sleeping with him?
00:25:49Uh, this wasn't part of the deal.
00:25:52Shut up, Candy.
00:25:53Gee, Senator.
00:25:54You're such a moral family values man.
00:25:57Why are you on a first-name basis with a sex worker?
00:26:04Screw you.
00:26:05I'm out of here.
00:26:06You get your ass back.
00:26:12Is it true, Mr. Stinnett?
00:26:14You spent the night with this woman?
00:26:15You slept with a random stranger?
00:26:17I can't let his campaign fail because of me.
00:26:19I have to do something.
00:26:22I won't help you save your campaign, but I need you to trust me.
00:26:25Okay.
00:26:27Random stranger?
00:26:36Well, I'm hardly a stranger to Topher.
00:26:39My name is Beth.
00:26:40I'm his fiancée.
00:26:44My name is Beth.
00:26:45I'm his fiancée.
00:26:49Beth, who are you?
00:26:51Where are you from?
00:26:52What's your last name?
00:26:53Beth is a wealthy heiress.
00:26:55She's a private person.
00:26:57I'm running it for office, not her.
00:27:00Thank you all.
00:27:07Hell yes.
00:27:08We just dodged a scandal.
00:27:09Thanks to her.
00:27:10Beth, you saved mine.
00:27:11Where the hell is Sarah?
00:27:12Sarah, if that intern abandoned her post again, we need to finally fire her.
00:27:17You're engaged now?
00:27:19As a bet?
00:27:20I didn't know what to do.
00:27:22I didn't want to be the reason his campaign failed.
00:27:24I mean, that was terrifying.
00:27:27I can't do it again.
00:27:28I thought my heart was going to explode.
00:27:30But it's sexy.
00:27:32And don't worry.
00:27:33The election's in a week.
00:27:34You won't have to do it again.
00:27:35You're fine.
00:27:36You snuck off to be with a filthy hotel maid?
00:27:38This filthy hotel maid just saved your boss's ass, bitch.
00:27:43There you are.
00:27:44Did you see it?
00:27:45I did see it, sir.
00:27:46It was great.
00:27:47No, you didn't.
00:27:49You weren't even there.
00:27:50You're lucky the real campaign staff like me managed to bring Beth in the hotel maid to fix it.
00:27:54Topher, just fire her already.
00:27:59What?
00:27:59No.
00:27:59Why would he fire me?
00:28:00I'm the one who set it up.
00:28:02I called Beth.
00:28:03I mean, I didn't.
00:28:04I actually didn't.
00:28:06Sarah, if you're the one who called Beth, you just saved my ass.
00:28:11What?
00:28:12Sarah's lying.
00:28:13She did it.
00:28:14No, I did.
00:28:15I did it to help Mr. Stinnett.
00:28:18To help Topher.
00:28:19She just brought my campaign back from the dead.
00:28:24I had it all planned.
00:28:35We catched it with the hooker I hired.
00:28:39And that damn rich blonde bitch ruined it.
00:28:44Oh, Robbie loves that.
00:28:45I want her investigated and defuckin' destroyed.
00:28:50Destroyed!
00:28:51Sir, I can't find any information on her.
00:28:53It's like, Beth, she just doesn't exist.
00:28:56That's not impossible.
00:28:58She.
00:29:00You're right, Bobby boy.
00:29:04She doesn't exist!
00:29:06Danny, tell them the good news.
00:29:09We're back in a close race.
00:29:10If we keep fighting and avoid scandals, we can win this election.
00:29:15And, and, it's all thanks to our candidate's new fiancée, Beth.
00:29:18We all owe a huge thanks to the best campaign intern and assistant I could have ever asked for.
00:29:26When this campaign ship was sinking, you helped to keep afloat.
00:29:30God, it was nothing, really.
00:29:33Sarah saved us all.
00:29:34I need to get him a moment to turn him against the farm, bitch.
00:29:38All right, everyone.
00:29:38Back to work.
00:29:40Topher.
00:29:41Sir.
00:29:42Can I talk to you for a second?
00:29:45Really, Sarah.
00:29:47You saved me.
00:29:48And I'll never forget it.
00:29:49I want to personally thank you.
00:29:51Topher.
00:29:52Topher.
00:29:53Senator Hessler is claiming that your fiancée, Beth, is some actress that you hired.
00:29:58He's saying that it's all just a giant lie.
00:30:00We have to get Beth in a public interview.
00:30:02Damn.
00:30:04Beth is a mysterious woman.
00:30:07I don't know if she'll want to go out publicly, but I'll call her and give her a try.
00:30:17She's not picking up.
00:30:19Sarah, you've tried to get Beth before.
00:30:21Can you try to call her again?
00:30:23Sarah, you've tried to get Beth before.
00:30:25Can you try to call her again?
00:30:26Sarah, please call her right now.
00:30:28No, I can't pretend to be Beth again.
00:30:30It's too risky.
00:30:31I'll do my best.
00:30:32She's useless.
00:30:34I told you.
00:30:35She doesn't even know Beth.
00:30:36No time.
00:30:37Topher.
00:30:38We need to get Beth involved publicly, ASAP.
00:30:40Give us Beth's number.
00:30:42We'll track her location, drag her ass here.
00:30:45No.
00:30:47I'm not going to treat Beth like that.
00:30:48I'm here to protect her.
00:30:49Even if it hurts my campaign.
00:30:51It won't just hurt our campaign.
00:30:54It'll destroy it.
00:30:55This isn't your campaign, Rebecca.
00:30:58It's mine.
00:31:00And you work for me.
00:31:02What are you smiling at, farm girl?
00:31:13I don't keep smiling because Topher put your ego in its place.
00:31:17You bitch.
00:31:18I don't know how, but I know that the scandal with Beth and the prostitute is somehow your fault.
00:31:26My fault?
00:31:27I'm the one who called Beth to the event and saved us.
00:31:30You're such a liar.
00:31:32Beth is a beautiful, classy, rich woman.
00:31:37You are a poor, dirty farm girl.
00:31:42You don't know Beth.
00:31:44And when the candidate finds out that you lied about it, I'll make sure he fires you.
00:31:53I can't be Beth in public.
00:31:55It's too risky.
00:31:57But what if Topher loses the campaign?
00:31:59I cannot ruin his career.
00:32:03The center is telling the media that Beth isn't real.
00:32:06We need her.
00:32:07She didn't pick up the phone.
00:32:09Sarah, where's Sarah?
00:32:10She said she could contact Beth.
00:32:12As if.
00:32:16Think about it.
00:32:17How does a poor intern who just arrived off Boston Cornfield know a beautiful, wealthy city heiress?
00:32:24I wonder that too.
00:32:26If she can't get Beth to come today, fire her.
00:32:29We're lying.
00:32:31I'll fire her if she lied to us.
00:32:33Beth.
00:32:39Hi, I'm Rebecca.
00:32:41It's so great to meet you.
00:32:43May I call you Beth?
00:32:44Beth?
00:32:44Beth?
00:32:45Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come, but Sarah convinced me to.
00:32:49I knew Sarah would come through.
00:32:51Topher, I hope you understand why I've been distant.
00:32:55You're running a campaign, and I'm a private person.
00:32:58I don't want you to do anything you're uncomfortable with.
00:33:01We need her.
00:33:03The senator is telling the world that she doesn't exist.
00:33:06Unless you do a joint TV interview, this scandal will ruin our campaign.
00:33:10You need me.
00:33:11On live TV.
00:33:13I can't do it.
00:33:15I won't be able to pretend to be rich right in front of the camera.
00:33:18It would be a disaster.
00:33:20Beth, it's your choice.
00:33:22This is all Sarah's fault.
00:33:24By the way, where is that dirty farm girl?
00:33:28She's late.
00:33:30Screw it.
00:33:31I have to fire her.
00:33:32Enough, Rebecca.
00:33:33I don't like the way you talk about Sarah.
00:33:36She may just be a working class girl from a farm, but she's a hard worker.
00:33:40Not some worthless nepo baby born with a silver spoon in her mouth like this.
00:33:44Excuse me, I...
00:33:45You heard what I said.
00:33:47Back off.
00:33:49And that's a good lesson for Rebecca to learn.
00:33:51I'm sorry to ask, but I need you.
00:33:56Topher, if it helps your candidacy, I will do the interview.
00:34:02Yeah?
00:34:02I'll script the whole thing.
00:34:04Tell you exactly what to say on TV.
00:34:05This interview will save my campaign.
00:34:08Or, if I don't handle it perfectly, I'll be exposed and you'll lose the election in the landslide.
00:34:13Well, I've got a meeting scheduled, so I must go, but see you then.
00:34:18See...
00:34:18Where is she always running off to?
00:34:24Okay, I have all our lines memorized.
00:34:27Me too.
00:34:28I mean, I helped Beth memorize everything.
00:34:30Good, but the interview's soon.
00:34:32Where's Beth?
00:34:33Mr. Stinnett, is your fiancé here yet?
00:34:35We're live in five minutes.
00:34:37Any second now.
00:34:40I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
00:34:43Not so fast, fun girl.
00:34:45Did you gossip about me with Beth?
00:34:47You shameless bitch.
00:34:49You're trying to sabotage me with a candidate.
00:34:52No, Rebecca, I don't have time to argue with you.
00:34:54I just need to use the ladies for the inn.
00:34:58This isn't your corn farm.
00:34:59You can't just go pee in the dirt whenever you feel like it.
00:35:02You're not going anywhere.
00:35:04You're live in four minutes.
00:35:06If Beth isn't here by then, I'm reporting that your fiancé ditched you.
00:35:10You'll take the blame, farm girl.
00:35:12If that doesn't show, it's your fault.
00:35:14Mr. Stinnett, where is Beth?
00:35:22You're not going anywhere.
00:35:24If Beth doesn't show up for the interview, you're gonna be here to take the blame.
00:35:29You can't sneak away this time.
00:35:32Rebecca, Beth texted me and told me how mean you are to her and Sarah.
00:35:36What?
00:35:37Beth said that?
00:35:39She isn't even here.
00:35:40You see, Sarah is ignorant and dumb.
00:35:44Sarah is brilliant and perfect and beautiful.
00:35:49And she deserves to be here just like anyone else.
00:35:52Beautiful?
00:35:53Don't fix your attitude, Rebecca.
00:35:58Thank you, Topher.
00:36:00I mean, sir.
00:36:02Do you really think I'm beautiful?
00:36:04I should have said that.
00:36:06But yes, I do think you're beautiful.
00:36:09I barely know Beth.
00:36:11Opposing as my fiancé was just to avoid a scandal.
00:36:14Honestly, I'd much rather be on the interview stage with you by my side.
00:36:18Not her.
00:36:20Topher.
00:36:21I know.
00:36:22We have to worry about the election.
00:36:24For one more week, I'll pretend to be with Beth.
00:36:27After that, all bets are off.
00:36:30Three minutes to air.
00:36:32Where's Beth?
00:36:33I'll go get her.
00:36:34My name is Beth, and Topher and I started dating five months ago.
00:36:43Just breathe.
00:36:44If I can herd cattle, I can manage a simple TV interview.
00:36:54One minute left.
00:36:55One minute left.
00:36:55Come on, Beth.
00:37:07Let's go and introduce the world on TV.
00:37:09My campaign manager told me exactly what to say.
00:37:19This will be a breeze.
00:37:19We meet the mysterious Beth, fiancé of Senate candidate and formerly eligible bachelor, Christopher Stinnett.
00:37:31Tell us, Beth.
00:37:32How did you two meet?
00:37:34Okay.
00:37:34Just have to repeat the lines the campaign script for us.
00:37:38Well, it's been a whirlwind.
00:37:39We started dating about five months ago.
00:37:42We met at a political event.
00:37:43That far, great bitch intern, Sarah, disappeared again.
00:37:47Quiet.
00:37:48Topher and Beth are doing great.
00:37:49Sarah's the only god Beth here.
00:37:51Beyond politics, what do you love about Beth?
00:37:54It's a person.
00:37:56Shit.
00:37:57I forgot to write an answer to that question.
00:37:59Come on, Topher.
00:38:01It shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiancé.
00:38:05What do you love about Beth?
00:38:08It shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiancé.
00:38:11What do you love about Beth?
00:38:13My fiancé is so modest.
00:38:15We're not used to being in public together.
00:38:18You can answer.
00:38:19I won't be embarrassed.
00:38:21I don't know anything about Beth.
00:38:23I need to think about someone I know and have actual feelings for.
00:38:26Where's Sarah?
00:38:29Mr. Stinnett.
00:38:32What do I love about her?
00:38:35She has an upbeat and optimistic personality.
00:38:38She's charming and funny, but passionate about the things we both care about.
00:38:43She's beautiful.
00:38:47And humble.
00:38:48Sarah is.
00:38:49You're talking about me?
00:38:50Sarah.
00:38:51The real me.
00:38:52Sarah.
00:38:52Oh, did I say Sarah?
00:38:53Sarah is my middle name.
00:38:55That's right.
00:38:56Beth, Sarah.
00:38:58Of course I was talking about Beth.
00:39:00My fiancé.
00:39:02Well, same question for you, Beth.
00:39:04We know Christopher, the politician.
00:39:06Tell us what you love about the man.
00:39:09We know Christopher, the politician.
00:39:11Tell us what you love about the man.
00:39:13Beth is a private person.
00:39:17I don't want to put her on the spot.
00:39:19Well, this is a public TV interview.
00:39:21It's expected that she'll talk about your relationship.
00:39:24No, I don't think she has to.
00:39:26No, I don't mind.
00:39:27What do I love about Topher?
00:39:29There's something special about him.
00:39:33Yes, he is successful and handsome, powerful.
00:39:40But unlike other men like that, he's also kind.
00:39:45He has a big heart.
00:39:46He sees people for who they are, regardless of wealth or status.
00:39:55He respects and listens to everyone, even as interns.
00:40:00He makes them feel good.
00:40:03You have a surprise.
00:40:05Mr. Senate's opponent in this election, Senator Hessler, has called into our program.
00:40:10Senator, welcome.
00:40:12This is an interview between myself and my fiancé.
00:40:14We didn't discuss having my opponent.
00:40:16What's the matter, boy?
00:40:18Afraid to speak to me in front of the voters?
00:40:23No, of course not.
00:40:25Welcome, Senator Hessler.
00:40:27Do you have a question for your opponent or for his fiancé, Beth?
00:40:31I do.
00:40:31It's funny.
00:40:33Beth claims to be an heir as a political donor, but I've been in politics a long time,
00:40:37and neither I nor anyone I know has ever heard of her.
00:40:42She's a private person, Senator.
00:40:43I want the opportunity to meet her in person.
00:40:47Politics can be so messy.
00:40:50But let's have a night where it isn't.
00:40:53There is a non-partum.
00:40:55Charity fundraiser tomorrow night.
00:40:57I'll be there.
00:40:58Bring your fiancé, Beth, along.
00:41:01I've never been to a black tie event before.
00:41:03The senator will expose me.
00:41:05Unless you're afraid to be together in public.
00:41:08Of course not.
00:41:10Beth will join me.
00:41:14Absolutely.
00:41:15How am I going to pull this off?
00:41:26I have never been to a black tie event.
00:41:28It'll be fun.
00:41:30And the booze is free.
00:41:31I'm excited to go out with him, but not as Beth.
00:41:34I won't know how to act.
00:41:35I mean, do I put my pinky out when I'm sipping champagne?
00:41:39Only if you're the Queen of England or something.
00:41:42You will be fine.
00:41:43What are you so worried about?
00:41:45I just don't want to hurt Topher or his campaign.
00:41:48Wow.
00:41:49You've got it bad for him, huh?
00:41:51A knight on the arm of your handsome crush.
00:41:54And you get to dress up.
00:41:56And eat caviar.
00:41:57And finally see how the other half lives.
00:42:00I'm jealous.
00:42:02You're going to need a fancy dress.
00:42:06Are you serious?
00:42:08Good thing I swiped this from the dry cleaner at the hotel.
00:42:11A rich guest left it.
00:42:12I got you covered.
00:42:29Topher, darling, another glass of champagne.
00:42:32Yes, girl.
00:42:33Make him work for it.
00:42:34And you like it?
00:42:35Like it?
00:42:36He'll be drooling.
00:42:37Sarah.
00:42:40It's me, Topher.
00:42:41I know it's late, but I need to see you.
00:42:43He's here to see me?
00:42:45But he can't see me like this.
00:42:48Sarah, the most eligible bachelor in the state is outside your door looking for you.
00:42:56Topher, hold on, please.
00:42:58He can't see me as Beth, so I just need you to go distract him.
00:43:02I brought you something.
00:43:05I'll just leave it outside for you here.
00:43:10I'll see you tomorrow, Sarah.
00:43:11Just one second.
00:43:13Oh.
00:43:14What has gone into you?
00:43:16I'm in, but distract him.
00:43:18Okay.
00:43:21Sarah.
00:43:22Oh.
00:43:23Hi.
00:43:23Uh, you're from the hotel.
00:43:25Stephanie, right?
00:43:26Yes, yes.
00:43:27Uh, Sarah will be out in a second.
00:43:29I was just leaving.
00:43:30Have fun, you two.
00:43:37What was that?
00:43:38Is everything okay?
00:43:43Wow.
00:43:43Told you I'd be done in a second.
00:43:45I heard a crash.
00:43:47I thought you might be hurt.
00:43:51What are you doing here?
00:43:52I, uh, I could make something up and say I needed help with a draft of my speech, but I don't.
00:44:01I came here to see you.
00:44:03I'm very thankful for all the help you've done with my campaign.
00:44:08Beth, wouldn't have done that interview if you hadn't convinced her.
00:44:10You were pretty convincing all on your own.
00:44:13I wish I could say what I came here to say.
00:44:16But I have a fake fiance.
00:44:17And after the election, when there's no worries about scandal, let's revisit this conversation.
00:44:25Okay.
00:44:27Good luck at the event tomorrow.
00:44:30I won't need luck if you're there.
00:44:33It's a black tie.
00:44:35I thought you might need something to wear.
00:44:36Topher, this is gorgeous.
00:44:47But I shouldn't be there as your intern.
00:44:50You're my assistant.
00:44:52I need you there with me.
00:44:53I want to thank you and Beth together.
00:44:56Good night, Sarah.
00:44:59And Beth.
00:45:03In the same room?
00:45:04Good night.
00:45:04Good night.
00:45:04Good night.
00:45:06Okay, piece of cake.
00:45:11Just have to be two people in the same place tonight.
00:45:14Sarah, the campaign intern, and Beth, the heiress' fiancée.
00:45:18Dumb hick.
00:45:19Where were you when they did the interview yesterday?
00:45:21You snuck away again.
00:45:23I don't know what you're talking about, Rebecca.
00:45:25But didn't the candidate talk to you about being nicer to me?
00:45:29Nice.
00:45:30How the hell am I supposed to be nice to a poor farm girl?
00:45:32Look at this knock-off dress.
00:45:35Let me see if it's cheap.
00:45:36It isn't cheap, so don't touch it.
00:45:40Too poor to remove the price tag?
00:45:42How the hell did you afford a designer dress?
00:45:46We are days out from an election, and you're stealing?
00:45:49If anyone finds out, it'll be a scandal.
00:45:51I didn't steal it.
00:45:52It was a gift.
00:45:53Ha-ha, from who?
00:45:56Special man in my life.
00:45:58What, do you think you're Cinderella?
00:46:00Get lost.
00:46:01Intern, he's coming over to talk to me about how hot I look.
00:46:05Looking very handsome tonight, sir.
00:46:08Should we get a drink and do some political strategizing?
00:46:12Wow.
00:46:15Sarah, you look beautiful.
00:46:17Excuse me.
00:46:18She stole that dress.
00:46:21She stole that dress.
00:46:24It's not stealing.
00:46:25It's a gift.
00:46:27Ha-ha.
00:46:28What?
00:46:30Who in their right mind would buy a farm girl designer?
00:46:33Am I not my right mind?
00:46:35I bought it for Sarah.
00:46:37What?
00:46:50Looky, looky.
00:46:51The sex creep candidate.
00:46:54Flirting with a poor young intern behind his fiancée's back.
00:47:01And speaking of your fiancée back.
00:47:02I'm going to go change into bath, Topher.
00:47:04Just hang on.
00:47:05Where is she?
00:47:06Your concern for my personal life is touching, Senator.
00:47:09My fiancée will be right here.
00:47:11Isn't that right, sir?
00:47:15Mr. Stinnett, where's your lovely fiancée?
00:47:18Yes, and when exactly are you going to be marrying that pretty girl?
00:47:22Yeah!
00:47:22Topher?
00:47:24Where is she?
00:47:26If your woman isn't here in five seconds,
00:47:29you will be destroyed, I'm telling you.
00:47:35Darling, is this cranky old man bothering you?
00:47:44Only a little, darling fiancée.
00:47:47Shall we sit for dinner?
00:47:48I have been dying to meet you, Beth.
00:47:58I think you're a fraud, and I'm going to be watching you all night long like a hawk.
00:48:07Oh, shit.
00:48:08What am I supposed to do during a five-course meal?
00:48:11Why are there so many forks and spoons?
00:48:14Ladies and gentlemen, as your senator, I am proud to be raising money for...
00:48:20For my mommy boy.
00:48:24The family community council.
00:48:25Yes.
00:48:26Family values.
00:48:29Which my opponent, Stinnett, has none of.
00:48:32First a prostitute,
00:48:33And then a sudden fiancée.
00:48:36We know nothing about it.
00:48:39Senator, this isn't a political event.
00:48:43It's charity.
00:48:45Leave the nasty politics aside for the night.
00:48:49I'm sorry you have to sit without the night.
00:48:52It's okay.
00:48:53Just pluck my nose when I'm around.
00:48:55I'm smart.
00:48:57His odor's legendary.
00:48:58Beth, you're an heiress and a political donor.
00:49:07Hmm, funny.
00:49:09Politics is such a small world, after all.
00:49:13And I have never seen or heard of you until now.
00:49:17It's funny.
00:49:18I hadn't heard of you either until you started attacking the rights of women and working people.
00:49:23A wealthy heiress who doesn't know basic banquet table etiquette.
00:49:29Ha!
00:49:32Beth, are you alright?
00:49:34Of course she knows.
00:49:37It's the fort.
00:49:38Don't go, church, Stinnett.
00:49:40A rich heiress who doesn't know which is the salad fork.
00:49:45What else are you hiding?
00:49:48Senator, these elitist banquets are a little pretentious.
00:49:51I may be rich, but in my heart, I'm working class.
00:49:56The kind of people who don't give a damn much work to use.
00:50:01Like Christopher.
00:50:04I support his campaign because he's a candidate for the people, not the elites like you are, Senator.
00:50:11Ha ha ha.
00:50:12Nice try, girl.
00:50:13My name is Beth.
00:50:15Not girl.
00:50:16I'm an independent woman who thinks for myself.
00:50:19The kind of women you fear, because we're going to vote to kick your sexist butt out of office this election.
00:50:26Damn, Beth.
00:50:27Well played.
00:50:28This is outrageous.
00:50:29This is a charity event.
00:50:32This is not a woman's right.
00:50:35Feminist.
00:50:35Nazi.
00:50:36Gathering.
00:50:37If you're so rich, where did you get your money?
00:50:41I want to see your taxes.
00:50:43I want to see your birth certificate.
00:50:45And I demand to know anything.
00:50:48Lady.
00:50:50Is done with your sexist interrogation, Senator.
00:50:54Come on, my lady.
00:50:56Stance.
00:50:56Sorry.
00:51:02I know this is one you signed up for, but I really appreciate it.
00:51:07It's okay.
00:51:08I'm having fun with you.
00:51:14Is something wrong?
00:51:16I'm sorry, Beth.
00:51:17I really appreciate you signed up to be my fake fiancee in order to save my campaign, but I had my heart set on someone else.
00:51:26Someone I have really no feelings for.
00:51:28Maybe even love.
00:51:29Who is it?
00:51:31I shouldn't act on it, because it would be a scandal.
00:51:34Senator in press would devour me, because she's my intern.
00:51:38I think I'm in love with my assistant, Sarah.
00:51:43Really?
00:51:49Oh, my God.
00:51:50He loves me.
00:51:51What?
00:51:52Should I tell him I feel the same way?
00:51:55Well, I know Sarah.
00:51:58And I'm certain that she feels the same about you.
00:52:01Beth, that's the best news I've ever heard.
00:52:03Do you know where Sarah is?
00:52:05I need to talk to her.
00:52:05I want to talk to, um, she wants to talk to you, too.
00:52:12She'll meet you in your office after this event.
00:52:15Perfect.
00:52:16Thank you, Beth.
00:52:20I'm sorry.
00:52:28He loves me.
00:52:29He loves me.
00:52:31But how will he react when I tell him I've been pretending to be Beth?
00:52:35Will he hate me for it?
00:52:38Sarah.
00:52:41I need to see you.
00:52:42Me, too.
00:52:43Topher, I need to tell you something.
00:52:45It's something that I've been meaning to tell you for a long time, but...
00:52:49Not now, guys.
00:52:51Yes, now.
00:52:51The intern can wait.
00:52:52Uh, what is the intern doing here, lonely with you?
00:52:55Sarah and I need a few minutes alone to speak.
00:52:57Just give us a few minutes.
00:52:59This is important.
00:53:00A lot more important than whatever you need to talk to some farm girl intern about.
00:53:04You're rising fast in the polls, and it's days before the election.
00:53:06You're tied with Senator Hessler.
00:53:08And it's all thanks to your relationship with Beth.
00:53:10People love her.
00:53:11She's our secret weapon.
00:53:13Seriously?
00:53:14People love me, but not the real me.
00:53:17The rich blonde they've been pretending to be.
00:53:20Politics is so ridiculous.
00:53:23I see.
00:53:23It's good news.
00:53:25Just give us a few minutes to talk.
00:53:26No time.
00:53:27We have to do a press conference to keep the momentum going.
00:53:31Is that f***ing shit?
00:53:32Wait!
00:53:34I'm not doing any press conferences.
00:53:36I'll have a moment alone with Sarah.
00:53:37Now.
00:53:38Jesus, get your priorities straight.
00:53:40What could you possibly need to talk to her about now?
00:53:43Now.
00:53:43Now.
00:53:43Now.
00:53:43Now.
00:53:43Now.
00:53:43Now.
00:53:43Now.
00:53:43Now.
00:53:43Now.
00:53:44Now.
00:53:44Now.
00:53:44Now.
00:53:45Now.
00:53:45Now.
00:53:46Now.
00:53:46Now.
00:53:47Sir, I've been dying to get you alone for a moment.
00:53:53Too, Topher.
00:53:54I know it's dangerous and scandalous, but I need to tell you that I...
00:53:59Wait.
00:54:11You're Beth.
00:54:12It's you.
00:54:15It's you.
00:54:16You're Beth.
00:54:18You're Beth.
00:54:18Topher, I wanted to tell you, but I...
00:54:20Sarah.
00:54:21Beth.
00:54:22Whoever you are.
00:54:24Why?
00:54:24I had hardly left the farm my entire life before I came here.
00:54:28But I came here because of you.
00:54:30Because I believed in your campaign.
00:54:32You inspired me.
00:54:34That doesn't explain why you pretended to be a socialite.
00:54:36I wasn't pretending.
00:54:37I was just having fun.
00:54:39I didn't know it was you that night.
00:54:40But then...
00:54:43Then we had that night together.
00:54:44A beautiful, magical night.
00:54:50Then I came to the office and you walked in.
00:54:54And I knew that if anyone found out you weren't sleeping with your intern...
00:54:58It would ruin my campaign.
00:55:00I had to protect you, Topher.
00:55:03So I pretended to be Beth.
00:55:08Say something, Topher.
00:55:09Please.
00:55:11I have feelings for you, Sarah.
00:55:15I can't.
00:55:16If anyone found out Senator Hessler used this information to destroy you, it would ruin both
00:55:22of us.
00:55:22I'm willing to take that risk.
00:55:25But I can't.
00:55:27I believe in you.
00:55:29Your campaign is too important.
00:55:31I can't jeopardize it.
00:55:33But I love you.
00:55:36Now, if he gets intimate with his assistant, it's game over for all of us.
00:55:41So keep it professional.
00:55:42Hey, what's going on?
00:55:54The press is outside.
00:55:55They want a statement about your rising polls.
00:55:58Come on, the election's tied.
00:56:05What the hell does he need to talk to you about so badly?
00:56:08Nothing.
00:56:09It's none of your business.
00:56:10You're so important to him.
00:56:17This is his speech.
00:56:19Make yourself useful.
00:56:21And give it to him.
00:56:23Now.
00:56:25Hurry.
00:56:30Now you'll be fired.
00:56:32Hick.
00:56:40It's just your speech.
00:56:49Thank you all for coming tonight.
00:56:51I'm here to talk about an urgent issue.
00:56:53You know, I could stand up here and give you all a scripted speech, like most politicians.
00:57:20But I'm a different candidate.
00:57:25So why don't we flip the script?
00:57:27You ask me any question, and I will answer.
00:57:32Any questions?
00:57:33This is a serious campaign to defeat an evil senator.
00:57:44But how am I supposed to win if my own staff is sabotaging me with a blank speech?
00:57:49Who gave him the speech?
00:57:51Who?
00:57:53Farm girl did it.
00:57:54I saw her give the speech to him.
00:57:57No, that's not true.
00:57:58So you didn't give him the papers?
00:58:00No.
00:58:00Yes, I did give him the papers.
00:58:03Are you trying to sabotage us?
00:58:05Are you working for Senator Hessler?
00:58:08I didn't do the...
00:58:09But we have to fire her.
00:58:10That's right.
00:58:11Fire the incompetent.
00:58:14Wait.
00:58:14Rebecca gave me the papers and told me to give them to him.
00:58:20You pathetic, lying hick.
00:58:22I'm not a liar.
00:58:23And stop calling me a hick.
00:58:26Enough.
00:58:28I can't believe that Sarah would do this.
00:58:31She's a good person.
00:58:32I want her to stick around no matter what.
00:58:34She gave you the papers.
00:58:36There's one easy way to prove this.
00:58:38Check the printer ID.
00:58:40See who's printing out these pages.
00:58:41What?
00:58:42But...
00:58:42But Sarah did it.
00:58:44I...
00:58:44She did it.
00:58:45Case closed.
00:58:47The end.
00:58:47Fire her.
00:58:48Case is closed, Rebecca.
00:58:50Your ID code was used to print the pages out.
00:58:55No, I...
00:58:56It's not what it looks like.
00:58:58This is your final warning.
00:59:01You do one more thing to ruin my campaign.
00:59:03Or demean Sarah one more time.
00:59:05And you're fired.
00:59:08I need to speak with you.
00:59:10Alone.
00:59:10Topher.
00:59:12Mr. Stinnett.
00:59:13I can't.
00:59:16I won't be the reason to lose the election, so...
00:59:20Let's keep it professional.
00:59:22Wait, Sarah.
00:59:23Sir!
00:59:26You're needed in the film studio for your final campaign ad.
00:59:29Forget about the intern.
00:59:31We need to go.
00:59:32Now.
00:59:33I'm only going.
00:59:34If Sarah goes.
00:59:39Why?
00:59:39Senator Hessler's reckless, I...
00:59:43I mean, radical ideas.
00:59:47Cut.
00:59:48Topher, what's going on?
00:59:50I'm fine.
00:59:51Let's just go for another take.
00:59:52What the hell did you do for him, girl?
00:59:54What did you say to him in his office?
00:59:56For once in your life, Rebecca, just leave me alone.
00:59:59Leave you alone?
01:00:00I don't know what you did, but I know that this is somehow your fault.
01:00:04You screwed with the candidate's mind, and now he's going to lose.
01:00:07No, I only want him to win.
01:00:09Well, whatever you're doing, you're doing a terrible job.
01:00:13Idiot.
01:00:14Action.
01:00:15I'm Christopher Stinnett.
01:00:17Vote for me, Stinnett.
01:00:18Senate.
01:00:19Vote for the Senate.
01:00:20And I'm here to talk about...
01:00:22What?
01:00:24Love.
01:00:25Love.
01:00:25Cut.
01:00:26Cut.
01:00:27Topher, what's going on?
01:00:32Why are you looking at an...
01:00:34an intern?
01:00:37It's just in it.
01:00:39I'm here.
01:00:40I just want to see you do your best.
01:00:42I know you can win this, so...
01:00:45let's see it.
01:00:46Let's go.
01:00:47Again, another take.
01:00:52Senator Hessler runs on fear and hatred.
01:00:56I'm a different kind of candidate.
01:00:58I believe everyone deserves respect and admiration.
01:01:01Whether you're a high-powered CEO or a working girl on a farm,
01:01:05I believe that everyone should follow their heart and their passions,
01:01:08whether it's popular or not.
01:01:11Love conquers hate, and love is worth taking this for.
01:01:15This election, don't let fear control you.
01:01:19Follow your heart.
01:01:20Vote for love.
01:01:22I'm Christopher Stinnett, and I approve this message.
01:01:26Cut.
01:01:27That was fantastic.
01:01:29Bravo.
01:01:30Woo!
01:01:32What's gotten into you, man?
01:01:36Let's keep filming.
01:01:37You can give orders to your intern later.
01:01:39I'm tired of later.
01:01:41I want to talk now.
01:01:44Mr. Stinnett.
01:01:45Don't call me Mr. Stinnett.
01:01:47To you, it's just over.
01:01:48Excuse me?
01:01:52Where are you going?
01:01:53That was great, sir.
01:01:58Before you say anything,
01:02:00Sarah, I want you.
01:02:02I need you.
01:02:04Tofer, what about the election?
01:02:06Screw politics.
01:02:07You're more important.
01:02:08I don't care how it affects the campaign.
01:02:09I want to be together, for real,
01:02:12if you do.
01:03:14I've never had a chance to feel love like this.
01:03:17I feel the same way.
01:03:19When I win, the first thing I'm going to do is let the whole world know you're my girl.
01:03:24You will win, Mr. Future Senator.
01:03:29We need to commemorate this moment with a drink.
01:03:33Be careful.
01:03:36Ouch.
01:03:36Are you okay?
01:03:40Yeah, I just cut my finger.
01:03:42Don't move.
01:03:45I won't let you get hurt again.
01:03:46It's not a big deal.
01:03:52Don't move.
01:03:53I don't care if we're seeing this together.
01:04:10I'm still your intern.
01:04:11The world still thinks you're engaged at best.
01:04:19We've been trying to reach you.
01:04:21Damn.
01:04:22What's going on?
01:04:23Are you having an affair?
01:04:24Is there someone in here?
01:04:29I'm entitled to my privacy.
01:04:30Get out.
01:04:31This is a political campaign.
01:04:32There's no such thing as privacy.
01:04:36Oh.
01:04:37Sorry.
01:04:38Beth.
01:04:39I...
01:04:39Topher, I didn't realize you were with your fiancé.
01:04:42What happened to your finger, Beth?
01:04:44Can't handle all of Janet's passion in the bedroom?
01:04:46No, Rebecca.
01:04:48Get out.
01:04:49I apologize, sir.
01:04:51I came to tell you we're officially tying the poles.
01:04:54We'll see you in the morning.
01:04:58Did you hear that?
01:05:00It's a few more days without any scandals, and you'll be a U.S. senator.
01:05:05I think it calls for some celebration.
01:05:06Exactly.
01:05:08Where were we?
01:05:09Farm girl, give me a pen quickly.
01:05:18Your finger is injured, just like...
01:05:21Excuse me.
01:05:21No, why would you fire me?
01:05:23I'm the one who set it up.
01:05:24I called Beth.
01:05:25Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come, but Sarah convinced me to.
01:05:30Holy shit.
01:05:33Holy shit.
01:05:37You are Beth.
01:05:39Beth, Becca, please keep your voice down.
01:05:41You lying slut.
01:05:43I don't know how it works on the corn farm, but in the real world, there are consequences.
01:05:49Do you know what this means?
01:05:51A candidate for Senate sleeping with his intern?
01:05:57This will be a huge scandal.
01:06:00Christopher will lose the election.
01:06:02Thank you for the reminder, but no one will know if you don't doubt it.
01:06:06dumb, dumb, poor farm girl like you seduced the hottest, most eligible bachelor in the state.
01:06:14Did you drug him or something?
01:06:16He should have been mine.
01:06:18Please keep your voice down.
01:06:20What is going on?
01:06:22I warned you about yelling at Sarah.
01:06:25I just found out you're sleeping with this slut.
01:06:28Not only is it shocking, it'll end your career.
01:06:32I know that you do not care about her, so just dump her now and we'll figure it out.
01:06:39I don't care about her.
01:06:43I love her.
01:06:44Sorry, I was on a call.
01:06:56What's going on here?
01:06:57Topher, I need you help finalizing this press release.
01:07:00Let's go.
01:07:02They should be mine.
01:07:04You stupid, lying, slutty, corn-growing hit.
01:07:08For the last time, my family grows Brussels sprouts.
01:07:11And remember what happened the last time you called me a hick?
01:07:14Topher threatened to fire you.
01:07:17Just think what my boyfriend will do when he finds out.
01:07:21Oh no, poor girl, we should really be more careful.
01:07:31I'm fine, I'm okay.
01:07:34Did you do this?
01:07:36What?
01:07:38No, of course not.
01:07:40I warned you, Rebecca.
01:07:42If the hick says I pushed her, she's lying.
01:07:45I warned you about the name-calling.
01:07:48I will not tolerate members of my staff being cruel.
01:07:51I didn't.
01:07:52Enough!
01:07:54You're fired.
01:07:55What?
01:07:57That stupid bitch lied.
01:08:00No, Topher, you can't fire your senior staff this close to election night.
01:08:04Yes, I can.
01:08:04You evil bitch.
01:08:07I'll make you pay.
01:08:10This is a big mistake.
01:08:11I will always protect you, Sarah.
01:08:17I know, Topher.
01:08:19But aren't you worried now that she knows that she's going to go and tell Senator Hessler
01:08:24and the media you're sleeping with your intern?
01:08:26As long as they can be with you.
01:08:28What?
01:08:29Don't worry.
01:08:30Rebecca's just jealous.
01:08:32She cares about this campaign too much to destroy it.
01:08:35I don't care about that right now.
01:08:37All I care about is you.
01:08:38Did you mean it when you said that you loved me?
01:08:44Of course I did.
01:08:46I love you, Sarah.
01:08:49I love you too.
01:08:57Sarah, let me think about this line for the debate to know.
01:09:04I like it.
01:09:06Glad you like it.
01:09:08I think that's enough input from the intern.
01:09:15We have an election tomorrow.
01:09:17And a debate against Hessler in a couple of hours.
01:09:20No more distractions.
01:09:22Let's go.
01:09:25Come on, get your head in the game.
01:09:26I'm trusting you.
01:09:27I'm going to round up.
01:09:29Sarah, would you care to join us?
01:09:30No, Topher, she's not coming.
01:09:32You're engaged to bet.
01:09:34I'm not going to let the media see the lusty ways you look at your intern.
01:09:37She's not coming.
01:09:46When he goes low, you go high.
01:09:49In the debate, I need you to emphasize love over hate.
01:09:53Hate, right here.
01:09:54Get that?
01:09:55Yeah.
01:09:56Where's Sarah?
01:09:56Hi, I'm Sarah from the Christopher Stenet campaign.
01:10:09He's expecting me.
01:10:10Sarah, yes.
01:10:12Here you are.
01:10:14Hmm?
01:10:15His campaign manager specifically told me to keep you up.
01:10:18Go away.
01:10:19But...
01:10:20Hi, I'm here for my fiancée's interview.
01:10:31My name's Sarah.
01:10:32I know you are.
01:10:33You're Beth.
01:10:34Please.
01:10:35Go right in.
01:10:36Oh, and good luck tonight.
01:10:37Sarah, I'm so glad you're here.
01:10:43You're my good luck, chum.
01:10:49Sorry, Beth.
01:10:50I...
01:10:51What?
01:10:52Wait.
01:10:53Sarah?
01:10:54You're sleeping with your intern?
01:10:56Oh, my God.
01:10:58Beth doesn't even exist.
01:11:00It's been Sarah this whole time?
01:11:01Calm down.
01:11:02I ordered you not to come here.
01:11:06You're a scandal waiting to happen.
01:11:08We're in love.
01:11:09He wants me at this debate.
01:11:10You stupid.
01:11:11Hey!
01:11:13That's my girl.
01:11:15Your girl?
01:11:16Jesus, Topher.
01:11:17This is a disaster.
01:11:19You've let this little farm girl hijack your entire campaign.
01:11:23Dump her now and kick her out.
01:11:26Or I'll resign as your campaign manager.
01:11:31Sarah.
01:11:32The election is in two days.
01:11:34I can't do this without a brilliant campaign manager.
01:11:37Congratulations, Sarah.
01:11:39You're my new campaign manager.
01:11:41What?
01:11:42Your services are no longer needed.
01:11:45Good luck winning without me.
01:11:51Listen.
01:11:53Go out there.
01:11:55Take some of your hustlers back.
01:11:56Hey, farm slut.
01:12:06Becca, Topher fired you.
01:12:07What are you doing?
01:12:08Are you in here?
01:12:10I'm working for Senator Hassan.
01:12:12And I told him everything.
01:12:15How Topher is sleeping with you, his intern.
01:12:17This debate is about to be up.
01:12:22What?
01:12:22Yeah.
01:12:23Becca, I can't believe you defected to the enemy because you hate me that much.
01:12:28You really are spineless.
01:12:29What are you going to do about it, farm girl?
01:12:31Try and fight me.
01:12:32No, I don't fight.
01:12:37I go to war.
01:12:39We are live for the Senate debate between Senator Hessler and his challenger, Christopher Stinnett.
01:12:45That's a lie, Senator.
01:12:49We saw you fire a gun indoors at a press conference.
01:12:53We all saw the video.
01:12:54What video?
01:12:56If there was a video with an AI fake,
01:13:01you are really getting nasty in the dirt.
01:13:06Like a farm girl.
01:13:07You and your boyfriend are about to be drowning in scandal.
01:13:13And speaking of farm girls,
01:13:16you have one as your intern, right?
01:13:19Stinnett, are you sleeping with your intern?
01:13:24You are having an unethical, immoral,
01:13:31disgusting, torture affair with one of your employees.
01:13:36Your intern!
01:13:38I...
01:13:39Hang on.
01:13:41No.
01:13:42This.
01:13:47What are you smiling about?
01:13:49Your boyfriend is about to be destroyed.
01:13:53Topher sees the best in people.
01:13:56But on the farm, I learned to trust my gut.
01:13:59I knew you would do something desperate when he fired you.
01:14:02So I prepared for this.
01:14:05You rang, Sarah?
01:14:06How the hell can a maid help you?
01:14:11All you have to do is tell the truth.
01:14:22Candy?
01:14:22I mean, who are you?
01:14:24You have spent your entire campaign mocking and demeaning women.
01:14:28Now it's time for me to give you a taste of your own medicine.
01:14:31Ah, come on, Senator H.
01:14:35You know me.
01:14:38I didn't sleep with your opponent like you paid me to.
01:14:42But I sure did sleep with you, big boy.
01:14:45I am a religious, moral family man, and I did not have sex with this woman.
01:14:54Now turn that damn thing off.
01:15:06We have a bigger scandal right here.
01:15:08Topher is not only screwing his intern.
01:15:12His fiancee isn't real.
01:15:15He lied, he lied, he lied.
01:15:18Christopher's standing.
01:15:20He slept with his intern.
01:15:22Then he lied to all of you to pretend that his fiancee was a social liar.
01:15:27After we destroy your life tonight, you'll have no choice but to run home to your little corn farm.
01:15:38I, I, I, I, you lied!
01:15:41Admit it!
01:15:41And then drop out of this race in disgrace!
01:15:45Fool!
01:15:53You're right.
01:15:54I wasn't honest about my personal life.
01:15:58You all deserve the truth straight from me.
01:16:02Scandal!
01:16:04Godless, unethical, immoral, lying!
01:16:08S-O-B!
01:16:10I did lie.
01:16:12But the difference between us, you lied for cruelty and power.
01:16:18I did it for love.
01:16:22Sarah, I love you.
01:16:24And I want everyone to know it.
01:16:26I care more about you than I care about winning this election.
01:16:31Will you please come on to the debate stage with me?
01:16:33He wants me to go on national TV?
01:16:36Don't do it, Heck.
01:16:37I can do this.
01:16:39For Topher.
01:16:40What in the hell are you doing?
01:16:48This is a TPD, a televised political debate.
01:16:52You can't bring props.
01:16:53You think all women are objects?
01:16:57Sarah is not a proxie.
01:16:59This is highly irregular.
01:17:02This is cheating.
01:17:03This is rigging the election.
01:17:05And this girl's got no business.
01:17:07No.
01:17:08My name is Sarah, not girl.
01:17:11You want to talk about rights?
01:17:14You've been fighting to take away women's rights, Senator.
01:17:17You've demeaned and degraded women for far too long.
01:17:20Shut up.
01:17:22Sit down, woman.
01:17:24No.
01:17:25I'm showing you what it's like to finally have a powerful woman stand up to you, you sexist
01:17:31fool.
01:17:31Give him hell, babe.
01:17:35I'm not his intern.
01:17:37I'm his campaign manager.
01:17:40What?
01:17:41When I first met this woman, it was a case of mistaken identity.
01:17:45I didn't know she was my intern, and she didn't know I was her boss.
01:17:49Topher thought I was a socialite named Beth.
01:17:52And because Senator Hessler is a psychopath who was stalking Topher in an attempt to bring
01:17:58him down, I was afraid to create a scandal.
01:18:02So, yes, I pretended to be Beth in public.
01:18:05But I didn't fall in love with Beth.
01:18:08I fell in love with Sarah.
01:18:10Some things are more important than elections, than politics.
01:18:15But I love you, Sarah.
01:18:17Win, win, or lose.
01:18:19I want to be with you.
01:18:21OMG, I am so confused.
01:18:24Is it Beth?
01:18:24Is it Sarah?
01:18:25Is it Clark Kent?
01:18:26Is it Spider-Man?
01:18:27Either way, you guys had an illicit affair, and you lied about your engagement.
01:18:31For once, Senator, you're right.
01:18:35We're not engaged.
01:18:37But I'm here to correct that.
01:18:49Sarah, I love you.
01:18:50Whether I win or lose this election, I don't want to lose you.
01:18:55Will you marry me?
01:18:56Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:18:58I will have you criminally investigated.
01:19:13I've done it before.
01:19:15I've stolen so much money from the Senate.
01:19:19I'm a wretch, and I'll use this money to destroy you.
01:19:22And to bribe prosecutors to investigate you.
01:19:26Ha!
01:19:28No!
01:19:28Senator, stop talking!
01:19:30It's all taken out of context.
01:19:32It's about time you admitted to your crime, Senator.
01:19:35Hey, I didn't mean it.
01:19:37It's all taken out of context.
01:19:40If you see a clip of me on some video admitting crimes,
01:19:44it is a fake AI video, a cheap fake fake news.
01:19:49Could you do the commercial now?
01:19:51What?
01:19:51What?
01:20:02Senator, we can figure this out.
01:20:05Silence, you incompetent woman.
01:20:07Go.
01:20:08Talk to the media.
01:20:09Get them to report spinach scandal.
01:20:14I tried.
01:20:15They don't care.
01:20:17They love him and his farm girl love story.
01:20:19Farm girl?
01:20:20Ooh, that is kind of hot.
01:20:23I can't lose this election.
01:20:26Oh, short.
01:20:27Oh, short.
01:20:28Oh, short.
01:20:28I've made a huge mistake.
01:20:31You want a nice year to say.
01:20:34Oh, the volcano's erupted.
01:20:35No matter what happens, we ran a good campaign.
01:20:39I'm forever grateful for all of you who have helped.
01:20:43No regrets.
01:20:45You crushed Senator Hessler in the debate,
01:20:47but he has a big base of support.
01:20:50This will be an extremely close election.
01:20:5350-50 coin toss.
01:20:55You need to relax.
01:20:57Come on.
01:20:57As your campaign manager, I disagree with the staff.
01:21:06The voters don't want cruelty.
01:21:08They want hope.
01:21:10I think you'll win in a landslide.
01:21:13I hope so.
01:21:14But if I lose, it's not your fault.
01:21:17No matter what, I still love you and I can't wait to marry you.
01:21:21Me too.
01:21:22But you won't lose.
01:21:24An election this close
01:21:25will take hours for the results to come in.
01:21:28I think I will know what we can do
01:21:30to kill some time again.
01:21:33They're about to call it.
01:21:39Senator Hessler has been defeated.
01:21:42It is a landslide for Christopher Stinnett,
01:21:45our new U.S. Senator.
01:21:49Yes!
01:21:50Yeah!
01:21:53Yes!
01:21:56Mr. Senator-elect.
01:22:00Sarah,
01:22:02he won because of you.
01:22:04You were right.
01:22:06Congratulations, both of you.
01:22:08Great victory.
01:22:09Great victory.
01:22:14Woo!
01:22:15Yes!
01:22:16Oh!
01:22:16Yeah!
01:22:18This is weird.
01:22:20I know, I know.
01:22:21Senator,
01:22:24she's coming.
01:22:33I'm the luckiest man in Washington
01:22:35because I have you.
01:22:37Why not?
01:22:38I don't know what you are.
01:22:43When I left the farm,
01:22:44I wanted to help me change the world.
01:22:46But I never imagined I would end up here.
01:22:49Okay, let's get to the end.
01:22:51And now pronounce you,
01:22:53Senator and wife.
01:22:54Woo-hoo!
01:22:54Woo-hoo!
01:22:55Yeah!
01:23:06Mrs. Senator,
01:23:07the honeymoon can wait.
01:23:09First,
01:23:10let's change the world.
01:23:13Get us a copy of our
01:23:14women's right amendment.
01:23:15Let's make this thing into law.
01:23:18Yeah!
01:23:18Yeah!
01:23:18Yes.