Tobin tries to sympathize with injuries and brings up a past injury of his. JFig and the guys learn WAY too much about Tobin... and his testicles.
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00:00You made a very accurate point.
00:01Yes.
00:02Never heard Tobin say I think that he would lose tonight.
00:05Yeah, I don't.
00:10And even if I did, I'd never let you see me bleed.
00:15I'd be up there stumbling.
00:17I'm ready for my knockout.
00:19I'm going down.
00:20You don't tap.
00:22You don't tap.
00:23Just break my arm.
00:24I'm going down.
00:25Or I'm going snoozies.
00:27Just shh.
00:28Shh.
00:30If I'm going to, if, if, if spite is going to, if spite is going to take me out, he's
00:33going to take me out, but he's not getting the tap.
00:36You know, it was crazy.
00:38It sounds kind of ridiculous when you know what the results are and you still won't tap
00:44up.
00:45Go ahead.
00:46Don't break my arm.
00:48I know.
00:49In real life.
00:50I don't think you would make that decision.
00:52The only person I, you'd be a tap machine.
00:55No, I don't think so.
00:56If it was, dude, you've never had an injury.
01:00That's not true.
01:00I'm telling you right now, I've had injuries, not even close to having a bone snap and squealed
01:07like a lady.
01:09That's not true.
01:09I've had injuries.
01:10I've had dead foot.
01:11I've dislocated my shoulder.
01:13Wait, dead foot?
01:14Yeah.
01:15Don't let him get started on that.
01:18I'm just saying.
01:19I've had injuries.
01:20Don't say I've had no injuries.
01:21I've had injuries.
01:23His injury history is dead foot.
01:28I split my head open when I was hurting his pinky toe.
01:31By the way, I was, I split my head open.
01:33J fig doing horseplay on the, uh, on the beach during a hurricane.
01:39What?
01:39I had to get stitches.
01:40I had to get.
01:41Yeah.
01:41Horseplay.
01:42I know you've shown like your scar there, but horseplay.
01:46Yeah.
01:46Horseplay.
01:46He was shenanigans.
01:47He was doing shenanigans.
01:48Typical shenanigans.
01:50Old fraternity horseplay.
01:51How much kegs were involved?
01:54Well, we couldn't get kegs because there was a hurricane going on, but there were definitely
01:57beers.
02:00What are you shaking your head for?
02:02I'm just like, I've been in pain.
02:07Oh, and I can't believe I'm comparing with.
02:12You know, notes with a guy who brings dead foot and drinking on a beach to the table.
02:20You know what?
02:21Stun Steve mentions.
02:21I, this is an embarrassed one to bring up, but I did have twisted testicle.
02:26What?
02:27Yep.
02:31Testicular torsion is what they refer to it as.
02:34And sometimes if you sleep the wrong way, you know, it could be, it could be painful.
02:39I had to go to urologist over.
02:41Hold on.
02:41Hold on.
02:42Hold on.
02:42Hold on.
02:42Hold on.
02:44What kind of sleep are you doing where your nuts could get twisted up?
02:49I fell asleep.
02:50I think on the couch.
02:51I woke up in a lot of pain.
02:53It went on for days.
02:55And I eventually I had to go to a urologist and he goes, I'm sorry to tell you, sir.
03:00You have twisted testicle.
03:01I've got to say, we know way too much of each other.
03:04And I want you to clip that, lad.
03:07He, he didn't have to unload.
03:08He said, look, the good news is it seems like it's fixed itself, but the pain is going to
03:13last some more days.
03:13But he's like, you got to be careful.
03:15Something like that happens.
03:16You could lose it.
03:18Lose what?
03:20Your testicle.
03:23You can have an, you could go back.
03:24You could go from a two-oh count to a one-oh count.
03:26What are you, what are you, what are you running around like a dog in your sleep?
03:30Like, I don't know what happened.
03:32Here.
03:33Let's just do the physics behind this.
03:37I go to sleep.
03:40Nuts are taking a nap.
03:42Full.
03:43Right?
03:43You go to sleep full.
03:44I go to sleep.
03:46And then all of a sudden I get up in the morning and they're twisted.
03:50Yeah.
03:50What was, I had to be doing something at night.
03:53Dude.
03:54They were fighting.
03:54He was, he didn't make it seem like it was that uncommon.
03:57He says, listen, twisted testicle happens.
03:59Wait a minute.
04:00Time out.
04:00How did your testicles, how did your testies twist?
04:03I think I fell asleep on the couch at a weird position, Vlad.
04:07And it just, they twisted on each other.
04:08A weird position that your testicles decided to do 180.
04:12I wish I was swinging from the chandelier.
04:14I wish it was something fun that made it happen that way.
04:16It wasn't.
04:17Yo, come on now.
04:18I'm just telling you.
04:19D-Roy's toes.
04:20D-Roy has no way to respond.
04:29He has no way to respond.
04:31I'm still trying to figure out.
04:33I'm still trying to figure out.
04:35I'm still trying to figure out.
04:36If I go to sleep and everybody is in their up lock and right position.
04:43Right?
04:44Yep.
04:44And I get up in that same position.
04:48What happened overnight that altered the positioning of body parts?
04:55I wish I could tell you.
04:56I was sleeping.
04:56I don't know what happened.
04:57Maybe I have my legs in a weird position.
04:59I'm not sure.
05:00But it got.
05:01What weird position?
05:02You would have had to add something between your legs in order for it to twist.
05:06No, you would have had to have been running like a dog in his sleep.
05:10Perhaps.
05:11I don't know.
05:11But I'm telling you right now, I had twisted testicle.
05:14Wait, wait, wait.
05:17Hold on.
05:17Hold on.
05:18You in a fraternity.
05:19Wait.
05:20What a topist.
05:23I can't do it.
05:24I can't do it.
05:26What is that?
05:27What is that?
05:38I think we weren't going to cry.
05:42Because.
05:43That might have been the.
05:44That might have been it.
05:45That might have been it.
05:46You got it.
05:47It's not.
05:47It's not.
05:48It's stupid to say.
05:50But it's hilarious.
05:52Picturing it.
05:53Right?
05:56Got a little headband on.
05:59Like you got a small court for them to be playing basketball.
06:04Different D. Wade right there.
06:05That's a different D. Wade.
06:06Well, I thought.
06:10No, because I like, you know, I had this pain.
06:12I thought it was like a hernia or something, you know?
06:14From what?
06:16Lifted something?
06:17I don't know.
06:18Like I just sit around and do nothing.
06:19I lift stuff.
06:21I've lifted stuff before.
06:23But it wasn't.
06:24Because I went to the urologist.
06:26Twist the testicle.
06:28Did you just say he twists.
06:29I mean, he lifts food.
06:31Yeah.
06:31But I'm just like, hey, so I'm trying to figure out like this conversation.
06:42Because first of all, you're not walking normal.
06:45So when you go to the doctor's office, everybody know what's wrong with you.
06:49Well, it's a urologist.
06:50He got problems with his nether regions.
06:52Right?
06:53He also went to a urologist.
06:54So that also.
06:55It's a full nether region doctor.
06:57Right.
06:58So you go to the nether region doctor.
07:01Right?
07:02He goes, it's normal.
07:04Not for me.
07:06Well, in his line of work, I mean, it'd be like a podiatrist dealing with like gangrene
07:11or something like that.
07:12I don't know.
07:13You got sugar in your testes?
07:15What?
07:16I mean, that's what the Rock would say.
07:18Do you have any sugar in your testes?
07:19I don't know, dude.
07:20I don't know how I ended up with twist the testicle.
07:22I don't even know how he ended up in this conversation.
07:24I'm just saying.
07:29Right?
07:30Right?
07:30Me picturing the euro step.
07:33You're still there.
07:35You're still there.
07:36I'm just picturing one going.
07:40Oh, excuse me.
07:43Scoop and score.
07:46Like, I'm also trying to figure out.
07:49Mm-hmm.
07:50That's like.
07:50For those not on YouTube, let us do a demonstration.
07:52It's hard to imagine because if I lay down with my hands like this and I wake up with
08:04my hands like this, right, and I haven't moved all night, if something happened to one of
08:10my fingers overnight, I'm going to be shocked as to why.
08:15How did this happen and I was asleep?
08:17You already chalked it up and say, ooh, I was sleeping in a bad position.
08:20But even if you're sleeping in a bad position, if you're still, how can your testicles twist?
08:28Not everybody is still when they sleep.
08:29You've been caught running in your sleep.
08:31You really sleep?
08:33And still.
08:34Oh, yeah.
08:34Sometimes I score touchdowns, baby.
08:37Wait.
08:38Do you sleep often?
08:39You sleep often.
08:40No, no, no.
08:40It's just like, you know, you get there.
08:42Oh.
08:43You know, like that.
08:44But I still never did it enough to twist the testicle.
08:48That's what I'm trying to say.
08:50Like.
08:50Consider yourself lucky.
08:52Like, what type of violent behavior you have in your sleep that would have one testicle
08:59change the positions with the other.
09:01Yeah.
09:02How do your testicles juggle?
09:03Right.
09:04With no body holding you.
09:05You know, first of all.
09:07If I knew, my balls would have never gotten twisted.
09:10You got.
09:11You got.
09:11But unfortunately, I was sleeping.
09:14No, but I'm just saying.
09:15You got a rouball sack or something.
09:17I don't know what happened.
09:18Extra room.
09:19Stop it.
09:20Look at this.
09:21Why don't you put it on?
09:22I don't understand.
09:23Look at this.
09:24Jay Vig.
09:28Tobin is such a redneck.
09:32That is Paul's spirit.
09:34That's when he's asleep.
09:36That's our show, ladies and gentlemen.
09:38Anyway, Stephen asked if twisted balls are performing at Rockville.
09:42Find out tomorrow.
09:43We'll talk to you guys then.
09:46I've heard of Rock the Bulls, but I've never heard of Rock the Bulls.
09:49We'll talk to you guys then.
09:54We're going to hell.
09:55We're not going to hell.
09:58Oh, my goodness.
10:07I'm sorry, Jennifer.
10:10I'm going to cry myself to sleep now.
10:12I'm going to cry myself to sleep now.