Toxic Avenger Movie Trailer HD - Plot synopsis: Are headaches keeping you down? Is stress making you look ugly and old? You don't have to be pathetic! If you have a headache, reach for the brand that works the best, BTH, Bi-Toxiphetamine Hydroxylate. In 2025, the only real cure for migraines and headaches is The Toxic Avenger, ONLY in theaters on August 29th.
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00:00Are headaches keeping you down?
00:02Is stress making you look ugly and old?
00:07Hi, as you can see, I'm a doctor.
00:10Certified!
00:11Have a headache?
00:12I reach for the brand of medicine that works the best.
00:14Phytoxepetamine! Hydraxine!
00:16He came to us with those headaches,
00:18and we ran some tests.
00:20This is a very advanced case of...
00:22There is a drug treatment available for this.
00:24It's very new and wildly expensive,
00:26but your insurance will probably cover it.
00:28My name is Winston Goose,
00:30and I've been working for you for 13 years.
00:32What can I do for you?
00:34I'm sick, so...
00:36BT insurance won't help.
00:38What is it you do for us?
00:40Hygiene services.
00:42Mop shop.
00:44We're gonna sort this out, my man.
00:46Fire him again.
00:48Jesus Christ.
00:50Mop shop!
00:58FIRE objet!
01:0010.
01:02$15.
01:04G Она!
01:06that wurp thing
01:16That's awesome!
01:20And once...