Plead The Fifth 8-19-19 Meredith
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00:00Hooked up by 1-800-ASK-GARY.
00:02Now, who's taking the stand?
00:03That would be young Meredith.
00:06Oh, Lord.
00:07Meredith, you have to field questions from the room.
00:10Yeah.
00:11And then we take it to the listeners,
00:14because everybody wants to know a little something about the mayor.
00:17What are you setting me up for today?
00:18That's all I want to know.
00:19Pain and agony.
00:20Okay, great.
00:21Okay, so we have four questions in the room.
00:24Orlando's out today, so Buck is taking his place.
00:27Excuse me, three questions in the room.
00:29Buck is taking O's place, but as always, we start with Mark.
00:34Yes.
00:35Meredith.
00:36Yeah.
00:37What's up?
00:37I want to know, okay, so you've been married for a little while, right?
00:41You always started off with that.
00:42I know.
00:43I just, you know, we've got to set the facts.
00:46That way everybody knows.
00:46How many years?
00:47Oh, man.
00:49Coming up on five.
00:50Wow.
00:50It's a long time.
00:51Mm-hmm.
00:52You being the married one in the room, the only married one in the room,
00:56tell us what you miss about being single,
00:59and what do you not like about being married?
01:02Ooh.
01:02Because there's got to be some things.
01:03Oh, yeah, there's a ton of things.
01:04Where do I start?
01:05Um, okay.
01:07Oh, my God.
01:08God.
01:09Don't sneeze on me.
01:10No, I did.
01:11I put it on.
01:12I was an actual sneeze in the middle of Pleasant Fence.
01:14I couldn't run out of the room to have cameras.
01:16Ew.
01:17Okay, um, okay, so what I don't like about being married or what I miss,
01:21what I miss about being single is having my own time,
01:25uh, sleeping in and sleeping as much as I want,
01:28especially on the weekends, coming and going whenever I want,
01:30not having to tell nobody anything.
01:32Uh, what else?
01:34Um, yeah, that's, that's, I like the love and companionship I get in my relationship,
01:39but just, I guess it's the freedom, you know?
01:41Mm-hmm, so, and then, um, what I don't like about being married.
01:45There's got to be something.
01:47Yeah, I'm sure.
01:48There's tons of things.
01:49It's just, I guess.
01:49Name them.
01:51Oh.
01:51Well, I mean, I mean, listen, every relationship, you know,
01:55has their ups and downs, but for mine, I think it's just, like,
01:57the little, little tiny arguments that turn into, like,
02:01the biggest things ever for no reason,
02:04and it's just because you spend so much time together.
02:06Yeah.
02:06So they're not really that big of an issue,
02:09but it's just the tiniest things.
02:11Like, we were locked up in the house this weekend
02:13because Aubrey was a little under the weather,
02:15so we couldn't go out.
02:15We couldn't do anything.
02:16She needed to relax, and we needed to take care of her
02:19and make sure that she was healthy,
02:20and we were just nitpicking each other to death this weekend,
02:23and I couldn't wait to come to work.
02:25Okay.
02:25I was like, that's when you want to get to work, you know?
02:28Yeah.
02:29Okay, Meredith, my question also centers around being married.
02:32Help.
02:33My question is, what was something that you wish you would have done
02:38or experienced before tying the knot?
02:41Before saying I do, there had to have been something that was on your bucket list
02:45that you didn't get to do.
02:46Yeah.
02:46There's, again, a couple things.
02:50I would say travel more because I love traveling.
02:53I grew up traveling, so that's in my blood.
02:55I can't do it that often as much as I wish I could.
02:59And then maybe, maybe.
03:02Hooking up with a black guy?
03:03Maybe hooking up with a chick.
03:05Oh.
03:06Maybe trying that.
03:07You do mention that quite a bit.
03:09Do I?
03:09Yeah.
03:10Yeah.
03:11That or.
03:12And those are the kind of videos you watch, too.
03:14What are you doing right now?
03:15I mean, these are things you've told us.
03:17I'm just reinforcing.
03:20So hooking up with a chick?
03:22Yeah, maybe trying that.
03:23Okay.
03:24If I was to, yeah, maybe.
03:26I'm a little.
03:27I would have to be intoxicated.
03:29Okay.
03:30That can still be accomplished.
03:32That's right.
03:32That can still happen.
03:33And I think Anthony would be on board with that.
03:35No, I don't think that he would appreciate his wife hooking up with somebody else.
03:38Well, no, he gets to be there, too.
03:39No, I, although it sounds good in fantasy land, I'm pretty sure he doesn't want me cheating
03:44on him.
03:44What about a cameraman?
03:48We'll hire Buck.
03:50All right, Buck, what's your question?
03:51All right, Meredith, my question is for the people.
03:53Meredith, we have all noticed you have got some big old boobs.
03:59Please, please, Char is not listening.
04:02Tell us.
04:02Oh, man.
04:03Please tell us.
04:04Shout out to the boobs.
04:06Woo!
04:09Do you think every woman at some point should get a boob job?
04:13Wow.
04:13No, I don't, because it's unnecessary for a lot of women.
04:19For me, I felt like it helped with my confidence, and I was never blessed with a lot up on top,
04:27basically, except when I was pregnant.
04:30They were like, massive.
04:31But, so it was important for me, and it helped me out, especially with some body issues that I have.
04:38But, you know, there's a lot of women that, even though they don't have the largest breasts,
04:42they're still perky and nice and beautiful, and they're that way until they get much older in life.
04:47So I don't think everybody needs to be a double D or a D.
04:51I feel like B's are just as beautiful, C's are just as beautiful, A's, you know, everybody.
04:56And, by the way, having smaller boobs does kind of rock sometimes,
04:58because you don't have to wear a bra all the time.
05:00You don't need the lift, and you can go out.
05:02That's true.
05:03Yeah, and it's still fashionable.
05:06But for me, without wearing a bra, it's a much different.
05:08Then I turn into, like, the skank.
05:11But if somebody with, like, A's walks around like that, it's just acceptable,
05:15and it looks nice because it's fashion.
05:16A is for awesome, B is for beautiful.
05:18I get it.
05:18Break it down.
05:19All right, Meredith, you have successfully ducked and dodged three questions in the room.
05:24Now it's on you guys, 888-429-0941.
05:27If you have a question that you want to ask Meredith, call us or text us right now.
05:31It's coming up right after the baby.
05:33You are in the middle of Plead the Fifth, the Meredith edition.
05:36She has already answered three questions, and now we have three from you guys,
05:41888-429-0941.
05:44Should we take a call or should we take a text first?
05:46Let's take a call.
05:47You want to take a call?
05:47Yeah.
05:48Okay, we have, I believe it's Carmen.
05:51Carmen on the line.
05:52What up with you, Carmen?
05:53What is your question for Meredith?
05:55All right, Meredith.
05:56So Orlando's on this keto diet, and he's doing a good job, right?
06:02He's done the other jobs.
06:04He's done the other diets, which haven't lasted.
06:07So do you think he'll stick to this diet for the rest of his life?
06:10Ooh.
06:11Well, I hope he doesn't stick to keto for the rest of his life, because I don't think
06:16that that's healthy for you.
06:17I feel like it's something you should be put on just for a little bit amount of time.
06:21That way you can successfully lose weight and then slowly get off of it, retrain yourself
06:26on what your body needs health-wise, and then you can live a normal life.
06:31I don't feel like you should be on ketosis for your entire life, though.
06:34The point is, do you think that, he was asking, will Orlando stick to a diet?
06:39Oh, is he going to gain weight back?
06:40Is that what you're saying?
06:41Not me.
06:42That's what Carmen asked.
06:46I'm sure there's going to be a time when he may gain a little bit of weight, but I feel
06:50like he's going to keep a lot of it off this time, yeah.
06:53Okay, cool.
06:53It would be weird if he didn't gain a little bit of weight and then kind of go back and
06:57forth.
06:57So, yeah, I think he'll stick on it.
06:59Okay, we have a question out of the 352.
07:02It says, out of Orlando, Davi, and Mark, who do you think would be the best sex buddy?
07:09Put them in order, one to three.
07:10Oh, one to three.
07:13The best, I'm going to guess, either between.
07:17No, you know either.
07:18You got to pick.
07:18There's only three people.
07:20Is it Mark or is it Davi?
07:23I don't know about Orlando.
07:25I'm going to go.
07:25I can get some people on the line to prove to you.
07:29Make some phone calls right now.
07:31Okay.
07:32I feel like number one is going to be Davi.
07:38Number two is going to be Mark.
07:43And number three is going to be Orlando.
07:45Okay.
07:45So, that's just how I'm feeling at the moment.
07:48That's how you're feeling?
07:49Yeah, today.
07:49All right.
07:50One last question, Meredith.
07:52Yeah.
07:52This is also out of 352.
07:54Meredith, if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be and why?
08:00Hmm.
08:04There's a couple of things I'm always working on.
08:07For me, I think it would be, at the moment, patience with my child.
08:11She's at the terrible twos.
08:13She's getting on your nerves.
08:14Oh, Lord.
08:15Mama nerves bad.
08:16Do you ever, like, yell at her for no reason or?
08:18Not no reason.
08:18It's kind of like.
08:20Aubrey.
08:21So many reasons.
08:22Why are you breathing?
08:23There's so many nonstop reasons to just flip out.
08:27And so, it just builds up over time.
08:29And so, I would just, like, you know what it is?
08:30It's at the end of the day.
08:32I would just like to continue being zen.
08:34But then, by the end of the day, when she's about to go to bed and she's still pushing my buttons,
08:37that's when I tend to blow up.
08:38And you're tired.
08:39And I'm tired and I'm ready for her to go to bed.
08:41So, I wish that I would hope to work on that and just keep the zen going.
08:45You know what I'm saying?
08:46That's what I would like to work on.
08:47Patience with your child.
08:48Yes.
08:48All right.
08:49Meredith, you have successfully navigated your way through another episode of Plea the Fifth.
08:55With my double Ds.
08:56With the double Ds.
08:57Floated right through it.
09:00So, next week, it's on you, Mark.
09:02Yeah, I'm excited.
09:03We got your question.
09:04You ain't excited.
09:05You ain't excited.
09:05It's on me.
09:07Orlando and the Freak Show.
09:08Who are you with this week?
09:09Who are you with today?
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09:21All right.