Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about people who have had their affair exposed by their 'side piece' and one of the stories involves a dude who was stuck in the hospital.
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00:00How did your side piece bust you?
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00:09This one, my brother got busted because his mistress was writing him love notes.
00:15Her husband found the notes she had been writing and called my brother's wife.
00:21What is this, the 20s?
00:23You can't write love notes to people if you're having an affair.
00:26My dearest whore on the side.
00:28Let me put this to quill and ink and a scroll.
00:36Send it in a raven.
00:40I'd like to craft you a little love letter.
00:42It was but a fortnight ago we engaged in what I like to call the back door.
00:49Satan's alley.
00:52And I thank you for these times.
00:54And I look forward to our next rendezvous.
00:58It's weird.
01:01It's just because it's...
01:02With a seal.
01:03Yeah.
01:03I like wax.
01:07There you are.
01:08It's addressed to my side whore.
01:11Thank you so much.
01:13All in calligraphy.
01:14Side whore.
01:16Big piece of paper.
01:17Here you are.
01:19A love letter for you.
01:21Thinking about you.
01:22You bow when you hand it to her.
01:24Since...
01:24Good day, madame.
01:26Our meeting in that quaint little motel.
01:30Yes.
01:31Shall never forget it.
01:34This one.
01:35My boss...
01:36My boss was dating a guy for a while and they decided to get married.
01:40A few months later he got meningitis and was in the hospital.
01:42His new wife, my boss, answered his cell phone and the girlfriend said,
01:47Who's this?
01:48She said, I'm his wife.
01:50Who's this?
01:50She said, I'm his girlfriend.
01:53They talked and his wife told the girlfriend everything.
01:57And they took all his stuff in a truck.
02:01While he had meningitis.
02:02While he had meningitis.
02:05That's karma.
02:06Don't get deadly ill when you have a side piece.
02:09You can't man your phone.
02:12I think a lot of them get busted in hotel...
02:14Or not hotel, but hospital situations.
02:16Yeah.
02:17Oh, yeah.
02:17Like when they're...
02:18Some of these chicks are worried about some guy, you know?
02:21Yeah, they find out you get in a car accident or something.
02:23Yeah.
02:23And you can't get to your phone.
02:25Yeah.
02:26Yep.
02:26Don't!
02:27You're in like a full body cast.
02:29You just...
02:37Your fingers are trying to get your phone.
02:39It's just out of reach.
02:40No!
02:41No!
02:42You break the cast.
02:45No!
02:48That's all the only expression is the heart monitor.
02:51Yeah.
02:52Exactly.
02:54Oh, well.
02:55The nurse is like, you cannot use your phone.
02:58Like, give me the phone.
02:59Trying to call the nurse frantically.
03:01Oh, yeah.
03:01There's no way that...
03:03What do you do?
03:06You're busted.
03:07You're totally busted.
03:08Somebody!
03:09Somebody!
03:09Get my phone!
03:12Get home!
03:12Get home!
03:12Get home!
03:12Get home!
03:13Get home!
03:14What?
03:15What?
03:16My phone!
03:17Oh, God!
03:18You don't have a mistress, do you?
03:20I do.
03:20I got a mistress.
03:21You got a mistress?
03:22Of course!
03:23Oh, no.
03:23We're both got a mistress.
03:25We're both headed this way.
03:26Try to...
03:27Try to kick...
03:27I'll telegram your phone!
03:29Okay!
03:29You grab my phone!
03:31Okay, I got this!
03:31I'm gonna kick it over to you!
03:34Oh, no.
03:34I can't do it.
03:35Oh, every bone's broken.
03:38Oh.
03:39My heart's really pounding.
03:43Just try and shoot me in here.
03:46Oh, my God.
03:47I can hear her.
03:48That's her walking here.
03:49Oh, yeah.
03:50Oh.
03:51Somebody help him!
03:53Help him!
03:53It's better I just died.
03:55Oh, he was wandering around.
03:56It's better I die.
03:57Oh, he's gone.
03:59He's my roommate.
04:05I do have two critically injured.
04:06Yeah, I do.
04:08Help me!
04:09You help me!
04:10I help you!
04:11Side piece!
04:14Side piece!
04:15Side piece!
04:16It's your last word.
04:18I'm trying to write it with a pen in my mouth.
04:21Side piece!
04:21S-I-E-P-
04:24The nurse writes it on the board.
04:26Side piece!
04:27It's your team now.
04:29That's all she wrote.
04:30It should have been such a whore.
04:33How did your side piece bust you?
04:36What did they do to expose your affair with them?
04:40Someone said,
04:41Our preacher got busted by three women during a church service.
04:48Oh Lord
04:50Let us all rise
04:56Oh
04:57Oh boy
04:59What in the Christ
05:01This uh
05:03Sermon today comes from
05:06Wait a second
05:07Philippians 21
05:09You with that help
05:11Oh my god
05:12Oh my gentle Jesus
05:14Oh no
05:17There's not enough of me
05:18We need like five more whores
05:21Not enough of me
05:23I have to cut this sermon short
05:25Due to my cheating
05:27God said do not cheat
05:31Please rise
05:32And block these whores from coming up to the pulpit
05:35What a great day in church though for everyone else
05:37That's what I was thinking
05:38That would be the day to be at church
05:40That would be amazing to watch
05:43I do think that it happens more
05:46In like those churches where the priests are allowed to get together with people
05:48You know
05:49But how do you deal with that in front of your congregation
05:52Like what do you say to them
05:53Who have such a high lofty opinion of you
05:56Yeah
05:57Do you just like shuffle off out the side
06:00Grab a cane
06:04It'd be an awkward one
06:08It'd be hilarious if they said
06:09Well
06:09Jesus
06:10Now's a good time
06:16To help you out
06:16Hehehehe
06:17Heheheh