The show talks about a haunted doll that is being sold online for a large sum of money and how things would be if the show were to buy it and keep it in the studio.
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00:00a couple of weeks ago you might have heard a story about Debbie Merrick
00:09she had a toy doll that she claimed was scratching and attacking her husband
00:14setting off fire alarms another weird creepy crap
00:18she since sold that doll on ebay for a few hundred bucks
00:22and now the new owner seems to be having issues as well
00:27damn it I hate a live doll
00:29the doll was still in the packing
00:32the new family says they heard tapping sounds
00:36they also now claim similar attacks with body scratches flickering lights and broken stuff around the house
00:46well it serves you right you dumbass for buying the stupid haunted doll
00:51you moron I hope you die
00:53here's a picture of the haunted doll
00:55oh yeah look at it
00:56god damn of course it's alive and a killer
00:59oh you can't even see the hands in that picture
01:05it's a really creepy doll though
01:06it looks like you know that Saturday Night Live character
01:09oh with the tiny little doll
01:10with the tiny little doll
01:11that's what her hand looks like in this doll
01:14and then look at the scratches the person is showing
01:16so they're scratching themselves
01:18who knows dude
01:20I tell you
01:22do they want to sell it for even more money
01:24so you keep saying these stories and then they
01:26because they sold it keep selling it for more money right
01:29well yeah people keep buying it
01:31because it goes up and up and up in price
01:32like yeah the doll attacked me
01:34yeah the more stuff
01:35there's the picture of the guy that bought the doll
01:37geez what an idiot
01:38I feel like if the doll is attacking you
01:39it's going to go for less money
01:41yeah and you light it on fire
01:42right exactly
01:43yeah that's what you'd think
01:44but there's some weird like paranormal folks out there
01:47that are totally into this
01:47well I want to spend a night with this doll
01:49and see if I get scratched up
01:50because I don't believe any of this
01:51yeah that's the thing
01:52yeah I don't really believe it either
01:54but you know what
01:54I'm not going to do that
01:56okay so this is the thing
01:58so let's just say
01:59look at it
01:59I know it's creepy
02:00let's say
02:01we decided we were going to buy this doll
02:04as a show
02:05you know
02:07we're going to buy the doll
02:08and it's going to sit over there
02:09and it's going to sit there
02:10would you guys be willing to buy the doll
02:13no
02:14I would yeah
02:14I would
02:15well it can sit in your room
02:16you would
02:17yeah
02:17I'll take it
02:18I'll sleep in bed with it
02:19I don't care
02:19I don't care about these
02:20these things are
02:20I don't
02:21yeah
02:22there's no problems in this studio
02:24without a haunted doll
02:25exactly Andy
02:26that's kind of
02:27that's kind of where I am
02:28just a creepy looking doll
02:30look you guys
02:31the doll is fixing the internet
02:33oh god
02:35well we could use her
02:37we're getting her
02:40if she can fix the internet in here
02:41bless buffering you
02:43oh you're creepy
02:46you're quite amazing
02:46hey creepy little doll
02:48yeah
02:48can you climb into the ceiling
02:50and fix our heat
02:51absolutely
02:51oh my god
02:52I love this creepy doll
02:53let me give you some scratches first
02:54scratch me up
02:56I'm a swilly
02:56oh god it hurts
02:58wow it burns your sharp little fingers
03:00I'm possessed by a demon
03:00oh god
03:02tell Beelzebub I said hi
03:04I will
03:05he knows you
03:05I know he does
03:06loves the show
03:07yes
03:08I'm sure yeah
03:09he's that big
03:10we're big with Beelzebub
03:11oh I love that show
03:12number one show in the underworld
03:14yeah
03:14of course
03:14how freaking big is that doll
03:17that
03:17very big
03:18it's one of those big ass dolls
03:19looks like they collect dolls
03:21there's dolls all over
03:22yeah of course
03:23really
03:24the creepiest dolls
03:25they can find
03:26that's what they want
03:27oh I hate any of
03:29oh there's a creepy clown
03:30oh a clown
03:31oh yeah
03:31this one looks like
03:32it's missing its doll arms
03:33it's probably that evil one
03:35ripped them right off
03:36right
03:36look at the face on that one
03:37with the no arms
03:38good god
03:39that thing is terrifying
03:40I'm sorry
03:40there's very few things
03:42that I look at and go
03:42that terrifies me
03:43these dolls do it
03:45I can't
03:45I can't be in a room
03:46with a doll like that
03:47like sleeping
03:48James wants to tuck it
03:50right in bed
03:51yeah but right next to me
03:52she wouldn't look at you
03:53that'd be kind of funny
03:54put sunglasses on her
03:56so a little doll eyes
03:58can see you
03:58change her hairstyle
04:00maybe
04:00put her hair down
04:02punk rock her up
04:04make her look like Madonna
04:05change her clothes
04:05I mean if you change
04:06look at her dress
04:07I gave the doll a mullet
04:07to try to counteract its evil
04:09and it didn't work
04:10no
04:11it's still creepy as hell
04:12she's in
04:13and a doll is in
04:14some kind of wedding gown
04:15or something
04:16yeah we could make her up
04:17like the you know
04:18like a virgin Madonna
04:19I guess yeah
04:21cut her sleeves
04:21cut her sleeves
04:22cut the shirt
04:24and have to show some legs
04:25she won't like that
04:25maybe she'd be happier
04:26the demon doll
04:27did not like my makeover
04:28turns out
04:29more activity than ever
04:31I made the demon doll
04:33a total slut
04:34like a virgin
04:37that later
04:39don't play that song
04:40don't even sing it
04:41I'm gonna wake up
04:42with so many scratches
04:43she gave me a scratchy
04:45handjob last night
04:47that was the weirdest
04:48weirdest thing
04:50oh you're gonna piss it off
04:52oh my god
04:53I drew a little goatee on her
04:55still terrifying
04:56she didn't like that either
04:59oh she's crawling on the ground
05:01see
05:02see
05:03mother butter mustache
05:04it's hilarious
05:05look at it
05:05get away from it
05:07get away from it
05:08she's mad
05:10she is pissed
05:11she's in a gondola
05:12like you're sitting there
05:19sleeping at night
05:20and then this song
05:21comes on
05:21you're like
05:22no
05:23no the dude likes madonna now
05:25the doll's riding you
05:27get off me you slut doll
05:29you stupid mulleted mustache
05:31slut doll
05:32you're scratching my shaft
05:37you're plastic
05:38you don't have functioning organs
05:40silly stupid demon doll
05:42go check out demon doll
05:44at davidcheckthefreak.com
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