Dave picked a strange movie to watch when he was sick and while discussing his choice, a listener called in with a random movie review of her own.
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00:00I was so sick one day, I ended up watching like every movie I could find, and I'm including
00:09Victoria and Abdul, the story of Queen Victoria falling in love with an Indian servant.
00:15What?
00:16Abdul.
00:17What?
00:18Did you watch?
00:19Victoria and Abdul.
00:20Every once in a while, Dave will just watch something if a guy's name is Abdul in it.
00:24I just can't even believe that the cover of that grabbed you, because it looks like somebody
00:28named Victoria and Abdul just walking, just walking through a garden.
00:32Yeah, that's what I watched.
00:33Most people just watch the SVU marathon.
00:37Judi Dench.
00:38Dame Judi Dench.
00:39Movie.
00:40It was about the Queen falling in love.
00:42Was it good?
00:44It was interesting.
00:45Yeah?
00:45I was also highly medicated, so I'm not sure.
00:49You went through every movie that you ended up...
00:51Did he put it to her?
00:53Did he nail her?
00:54I'm not going to give anything away.
00:56I don't want to give any spoilers.
00:57I'm going to say no.
00:58Not that any of our audience is going to watch Victoria and Abdul.
01:01No, I don't think so.
01:02I don't think I'll ever watch it.
01:03No, you shouldn't.
01:04No, I definitely won't ever watch it.
01:05I bet you did it to her.
01:06It's hilarious that you don't want to spoil that movie.
01:09You'll spoil every big movie that comes out that all of us are listening to.
01:13But this one, Victoria and Abdul, no way.
01:16No spoilers here.
01:17Just tell us what happened.
01:19Nobody will ever watch this movie.
01:22Yeah, there is an interesting fella, isn't he?
01:24Yeah, he is.
01:25He's like, you know what?
01:26It has historical context.
01:29Like, we can all probably just do a Google it.
01:32I mean, it's a real life thing, right?
01:34Right.
01:34It's not make-believe.
01:35I just have been as high as a person can be.
01:37And I've seen, I've had the option of clicking, okay, let's watch this Victoria and Abdul.
01:43I saw Victoria and Abdul available.
01:46I would never watch it, I don't think.
01:47I wasn't high enough to ever click on that.
01:50No, no.
01:50And you were super high.
01:51And Dave did.
01:53He did.
01:54He did.
01:54Took to the whole thing.
01:55Dave's watching Victoria and Abdul.
01:57It's at a crucial part.
01:59Abdul's about to nail Dame Judi Dench.
02:01Yeah, we had sex and you're like, I can't, I don't want to give anything away.
02:06That is funny.
02:07Dave will say stuff about Thor.
02:08Oh, yeah, exactly.
02:09He'll give away the ending of like any of the Marvel movies.
02:13Of any.
02:14He gave away verbatim the ending of Split.
02:17The exact ending.
02:20I didn't realize it until I saw a movie after he had given the ending away.
02:23I was like, Dave revealed this exact ending right here.
02:26Not intentionally.
02:27I know, I know.
02:28I never do it intentionally.
02:30It's always a mistake.
02:31Split was a bad one because it was literally like you described the exact ending, like verbatim,
02:36like shot for shot.
02:37What happened to Abdul?
02:39Well, you have to wait and wait at least.
02:41He won't let anything slip.
02:43I'm trying to get him to tell me something.
02:45I will say this.
02:45Spoiler.
02:46He had horrible gonorrhea.
02:48What?
02:50Oh, my God.
02:51He got around.
02:52That's the first thing you said that makes me want to watch Victoria and Abdul.
02:58Oh, my God.
03:00Gonorrhea.
03:01Gonorrhea.
03:02Horrible gonorrhea.
03:03Really?
03:04Yeah.
03:04Horrible gonorrhea.
03:06Dave, you could have binged a whole TV show.
03:08That's good.
03:09I know I could have.
03:10There's so many things that you could have watched.
03:11I know.
03:12I don't.
03:12I make some bad choices.
03:13I will admit.
03:14You could have started shameless from the beginning.
03:16Leanne.
03:17Leanne's with us here on the Dave and Chuck Lines.
03:18Hi, Leanne.
03:19How are you?
03:21I'm fine.
03:21How are you?
03:22Okay.
03:23What's your comment?
03:25Okay.
03:25I wanted to tell you guys, just talking about movies, and I wanted to tell you guys about
03:33the movie Mother.
03:35And it's called Mother Exclamation Point.
03:39Okay?
03:39The brand new film.
03:40It's the one with Jennifer Lawrence.
03:43Jennifer Lawrence.
03:44Javier Bardem and Jennifer Lawrence.
03:47Yeah.
03:47Can you say his name again for me?
03:50Leanne.
03:51No, no.
03:51Not your name.
03:52His name.
03:53The actor.
03:53Javier who?
03:55Javier Bardem.
03:57Yeah.
03:57I just like the way you say it.
03:58Thank you, madam.
03:59So you just wanted to review that movie for us?
04:02Um, I give it five stars, four or five stars.
04:10Out of what?
04:1110,000 stars.
04:12Out of, I don't, 10 out of 10 stars.
04:1710 out of 10.
04:18It was that good.
04:20You would never guess what it's about.
04:22And, you know, I could tell you without it just pulling it for you.
04:27Yeah, no.
04:28We don't have to tell you.
04:29Thank you for your unwarranted review, though.
04:31That is one of those.
04:32Yeah, that is one of those.
04:35I'd like to call and talk to you guys about Meet the Fockers.
04:38You guys seen that movie?
04:40Here is my movie review.
04:42Just call in with your, whatever movie you've seen in the past 45 years.
04:45I love it.
04:45I love the grace of that movie.
04:47Honestly, I love the idea.
04:48I don't even care.
04:50Honestly, I don't even care what year the movie came out.
04:53If you have a movie review and you want to give it to us.
04:56Dave and Chuck the Freak's random movie reviews.
04:59I mean, it's kind of awesome.
05:00It's kind of awesome.
05:02Leanne just had to call with that.
05:04Listen, Jason, patch me through.
05:06I won't talk to them about Mother, that movie with Javier Bardien.
05:09Because, listen, it was great movie.
05:11And he said, you know, like, so all of us, you know, we've all got Netflix.
05:15But, like, I might need a movie review from 2011 to let me know that I should have watched a movie from back then.
05:22Have you guys seen Drop Dead Fred?
05:24No!
05:26Have you not seen that movie?
05:28About that imaginary fella that kicks it around with that girl?
05:32We have not.
05:33I'd say it's about halfway 2.5 stars.
05:36Oh.
05:36Okay.
05:38The ending is crazy.
05:41You ever seen Freddy Got Fingered?
05:43I have!
05:44With Tom Green?
05:45Yeah, Tom Green's movie.
05:46Oh, hell.
05:47That is a crazy movie.
05:48What'd you say about that movie review-wise?
05:50Some people like 8 out of 10.
05:52Yeah.
05:52And other people like a 2 out of 10.
05:54That's got that Rip Torn fella.
05:56It does.
05:57He makes it funny.
05:58Yeah, he plays a dad.
06:00Do they have to be Southery when they call him?
06:02Yes.
06:02Yes.
06:03Okay.
06:03Yeah.
06:04Y'all seen Dude, Where's My Cotton?
06:07Exactly.
06:08Exactly.
06:09I like real obscure ones.
06:12This is what we need.
06:14Random Southern movie reviews.
06:15Yeah.
06:16Random Southern movie reviews.