Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an uncomfortable interview Bill Clinton had on a talk show and how the old, best-selling author next to him was having trouble staying awake.
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00:00i didn't even realize president clinton has written a book okay but like a fiction with that
00:11like he's one of the best-selling authors in the country james patterson okay he they co-wrote a
00:17book about i believe what would happen if the president got kidnapped or something like that
00:22i didn't realize that he wrote fiction i didn't either i knew he had a book about himself he's
00:26got some crazy the president somebody who's a former president had crazy insight to ask what
00:31would happen if the yeah right and i think that's why james patterson wanted him wanted him to be a
00:37part of this book because to get some real real scary real perspective on yeah it's called the
00:44president is missing a thriller where am i about uh the president combating both a cyber attack
00:51look under desks i'm probably under there i was actually just in a brothel i didn't
00:56we found him so we found him yeah a new political thriller is called the president is missing
01:02anyway so they've been out promoting this right and as you can imagine it they you know they talk
01:07a little bit about the book and then everyone's like hard-hitting questions yeah right let's get
01:10him while we got him who cares about the book right that's what they did on the today show um reporter
01:15craig melvin was talking and did the fluff bit about the book and let's talk the weird part is
01:22the uh that james patterson this author is old as dirt he's sitting there too during this whole thing
01:27and then it gets heated talking about malik monica lewinski here's how it played out on the today show
01:35one of the things that this this me too era has done it's forced a lot of women uh to speak out
01:40one of those women monica lewinski she wrote in an op-ed that the me too movement changed her view
01:45of sexual harassment quote he was my boss he was the most powerful man on the planet he was 27 years
01:51my senior with enough life experience to know better he was at the time at the pinnacle of his career
01:55while i was in my first job uh out of college looking back on what happened then through the lens
02:01of me too now do you do you think differently or feel more responsibility no i felt terrible then
02:09and i came to grips with it did you ever apologize and no yes and nobody believes
02:16that i got out of that for free you are giving one side and omitting facts mr president i i'm not
02:24i'm not trying to present a side no no i'm you asked me if i agreed the answer is no i don't and i
02:30asked if you'd ever apologized and you said you had i have you've apologized i apologize to everybody
02:35in the world but you didn't apologize to her i have not talked to her do you feel like you owe her
02:40an apology no i do i i i do not i have never talked to her and you don't think a private apology
02:48so i think this thing has been it's 20 years ago come on this is the other guy let's talk about you
02:55you know lbj stop already i don't think president you think president kennedy should have resigned
03:01yikes that was very that was unbelievably awkward yeah i always feel like it's just some guy trying
03:10to make a big moment for himself that's what he wants that the that guy it's a gotcha kind of
03:14yeah you're there to talk about a book you got an old james patterson sitting there he looks like
03:19mr magoo he does i didn't realize he's 112 sounds rough these days okay the old guy's yawning
03:26he can't even say oh yeah james patterson james patterson is like i write action-packed fiction
03:32james patterson um hi we're here to talk about your new book it's exciting it's like uh it's just an
03:42action and adventure around every coo oh we've lost him again okay no he's just
03:49mr james patterson with us here again yes it's 20 years ago bill clinton is not here right now um
04:00your co-author bill clinton yeah book i got a book out tell us you should read it it's like uh you know
04:06you ever see like an action movie can you maybe flip to your favorite chapter and just give me a little
04:12let's see here right here it's uh chapter twi-
04:15there you have it ladies and gentlemen james patterson is the book
04:20in stores now co-authored by bill clinton imagine if the president were kidnapped
04:25the book is entitled the president is missing where is he tell us about your favorite action scene
04:35explosions and the press somebody grabs the proof
04:38there you have it right from the man's mouth the most famous and number one seller of books i am you know
04:47that's right world who in the world me right you're the biggest best-selling author in the world
04:53i'm james patterson no i know biggest best-selling author in the world i know that 300 million books
04:59leave him alone no no 300 million bucks 300 million dollars no jfk to go to jail because he banged
05:06marilyn monroe huh i know them both i banged them both huh huh what is this that's author james patterson
05:17i'm james patterson yes we're selling jfk and his brother spigoted marilyn monroe on several occasions
05:24it's a fact it is what yeah they should have done more with patterson and they threw him in a trunk
05:33and he's missing now where is he action adventure intrigue as he yawns
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