Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman's parrot who has been using Amazon Alexa to turn off the lights and the show imagines the things that Chuck's parrot would say.
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00:00a florida pet owner they say their african gray parrots latest obsession is amazon's alexa
00:12but the parrot has actually been using alexa to terrorize the house
00:18here's how that happened from wkmg tv take a listen petra's owner knew that she was special
00:27when she started speaking at an earlier age than usual little did she know she tells us that
00:32she'd soon be controlling the whole house they're full using alexa what okay petra's owner says this
00:44is happening a lot well at first you're like half awake like was that a dream or did that just
00:50happen alexa but then all day every day it's all lights on and petra's high-tech know-how has now
00:57made her an internet sensation petra's mom manages her youtube channel where she has more than
01:0312 000 subscribers and it's here you can see her tell alexa what to do alexa
01:15i like how soft spoken to you all she's doing is mimicking the
01:21her owner yeah so like that's exactly how that owner sounds alexa turn on all the lights off please
01:34Alexa, play some music for me.
01:51And then the bird just is just...
01:53Can you imagine you have a bird that sounds just like you?
01:56It's crazy.
01:56It's weird.
01:57Oh, yeah.
01:58No, like parrots are wild.
01:59I mean, birds are creepy to me.
02:02Like, they're terrifying to me.
02:04As a pet, it speaks.
02:08Mm-hmm.
02:09It says something.
02:10I don't know what it says.
02:12But it's just weird.
02:13Like, if you're not a pirate, you probably shouldn't have a bird.
02:20It's definitely weird, but I think if they talk, it's kind of cool.
02:23There's some entertainment to that right there.
02:26Just that specific.
02:27I would teach it all kinds of stuff.
02:28But, I mean, honestly, it just said a couple things, guys.
02:31I mean, you're going to live with it for 50 years.
02:33That is a long time for it to be long.
02:35You know, for it to just go, Alexa.
02:37Keeps turning the damn lights on and off, too.
02:39Yeah.
02:40All on.
02:41Alexa, what day is tax day?
02:45Alexa, I'm going to be a boiling egg.
02:49That's the current temperature.
02:52Someone said, Chuck, if you got a bird, it would probably end up sounding like Patty.
02:55Oh, it sure would.
02:56That bird, they'd know.
02:58I'd just bring the bird right to court.
02:59Sir, why is the bird here?
03:03Why don't you ask my bird?
03:06Shut up.
03:09Shut your fat mouth.
03:13You're an idiot.
03:15Of the 300 phrases and words, your bird.
03:21Loser.
03:22I'm like, I can muzzle him now, or he can keep going.
03:29Would you like to hear more?
03:30I'm going to CrossFit.
03:35Oh, no.
03:36That bird would be set free.
03:37Wake up.
03:39Wake up.
03:41Wake up.
03:42Oh, you do is sleep.
03:48Oh, you do is sleep.
03:52Your job's not hard.
03:57Your job's not hard.
04:00That's a horrible pair of the 50 years of that one.
04:02Oh, my God.
04:03Yeah.
04:0450 years of anything like that is kind of a nightmare.
04:07But someone said, you could flip it.
04:08This guy said, my grandpa trained his bird to say, shut up, Nancy, to my grandma.
04:12Oh, wow.
04:15Shut up, Patty.
04:20It would sound just like me, too.
04:22There would be like, no way to get away with it.
04:25You know?
04:26I'd have to bring someone in and be like, okay, you need to train my bird to say, shut up.
04:30In your voice.
04:32It would work.
04:33It would sound totally like you.
04:34Yeah, it really would.