Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man that lives in a tent on a family's property who tried to prank the family by lighting fireworks off under their daughter's bed,
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00:00A Florida man told sheriff's deputies that he threw fireworks under the bed of a sleeping
00:12nine-year-old girl in a prank gone wrong. 44-year-old Matthew Morrison of Crestview,
00:19Florida was arrested after deputies responded to a home after the explosion woke up the girl.
00:25The owner of the house where this happened said that Morrison lives in a tent outside the house.
00:29Oh my God. Classic setup. Oh my God. Oh, that's not a normal setup here. No. He had to chase the guy
00:38out of his house with a stick after the explosion. Get back to your tent. Back to your outside tent.
00:45You trying to explode my daughter? You trying to explodify her? You trying to explodify my daughter?
00:51Get back to your tent, Willie. Get out. Get, get, get. I'll hit you with this stick.
00:58I'm taking the stick here.
01:01I've erected to defend my own. Where is this? This is in Crestview, Florida.
01:07That was a wild play. Imagine.
01:09It was the Okaloosa sheriff's office that responded.
01:12Imagine a setup where you have someone living in a tent in your backyard.
01:15Could you just imagine a setup at any situation where they say Okaloosa sheriff's home?
01:20The Okaloosa sheriffs are here!
01:22Again?
01:23You've gone, done, done it now!
01:25Better get back to your tent. Stop trying to catch my daughter on fire.
01:29So she's okay?
01:30She's fine. She told the cops that she was crying and shaking. The explosion really scared her.
01:38Scared her.
01:38She'll never be the same.
01:39No, well, she was never.
01:40She doesn't have a chance anyway.
01:42Permanent damage there, yeah.
01:43She doesn't have a chance.
01:44The tent man came into the house and got a firework under her bed.
01:46You can't even make something like that.
01:48The guy from the tent outside lit fireworks up under my bed.
01:53Explain to me what happened, honey.
01:54The tent man came from outside in and threw fireworks under my bed.
02:00What kind of life can you live after having that?
02:02No, you're...
02:03That's it.
02:05You're done.
02:05You have no chance.
02:06What a fear to have.
02:07No.
02:08It's not as scary as the time the tent man came from outside and threw fireworks under
02:14my bed when I was a little girl.
02:16Imagine a tent man was just able to come into your house.
02:20Yeah.
02:22No, I can't.
02:23Just a tent man.
02:23If you have a tent man, I suggest you lock your doors.
02:27Otherwise, he might run inside and throw fireworks under your bunker.
02:35Now, we'll never be the same.
02:37Because of these sound effects.
02:39It just startled us.
02:42Well, it was as cranked as it could be.
02:47You all right, little girl?
02:49Just me and the tent.
02:50Keep that now.
02:51Backyard tent man.
02:52So, the officer who responded to this scene described the whole thing as very strange.
02:58He said, I'm not sure what this guy was trying to accomplish.
03:00The prank thing seems a bit far-fetched.
03:03They did find a couple of grams of meth in his pocket, too.
03:06Yeah.
03:06So, he is now no longer allowed to sleep in a tent on their property.
03:10He's not?
03:11So, like, he had to move to the other trailer?
03:14He must have known them, right?
03:16They must have...
03:16They've allowed him to sleep on a tent...
03:18In a tent on their property.
03:19I don't know.
03:20I feel...
03:20It's just a trailer park.
03:23No, it's not.
03:24Yeah, it is.
03:26You're just making crap up.
03:28You don't know.
03:29It's a trailer park.
03:30I know I did almost wear it.
03:31It's a trailer park.
03:33It's not a great setup if you've got tent people.
03:38Tent yard people.
03:39It's a trailer park.
03:40Yard tents.
03:41For sure.
03:43100%.
03:43How about this?
03:44How about I just live in a tent on your lawn?
03:50Is that cool?
03:50There's a picture of the dude there.
03:52They make no mention of a mobile home park.
03:56Okaloosa.
03:57I bet that's all there is in Okaloosa.
04:00No.
04:01Shouldn't you get child protective services involved when you have a tent man coming in
04:04and putting fireworks under your kid's bed?
04:06Like, look at tent man.
04:07Yeah, it's a tent man.
04:08You don't...
04:09No one normal.
04:11They felt bad for him, maybe.
04:12No.
04:12But you never know.
04:13You don't feel bad for tent.
04:15Or he's like a family member or he's somehow related.
04:18Who knows?
04:19They would have said it.
04:20You don't know the deal.
04:22A man who lives in a tent outside of Florida home.
04:24That's all they describe him as.
04:25It says a man breaks into Florida, so he wasn't...
04:29He didn't have access to the house.
04:31He just broke in.
04:32Yeah.
04:33But he was living on the tent.
04:35You watch out for that tent man.
04:36You go outside and drive your bike around.
04:41No normal neighborhood.
04:42Like, he's trying to sell this as like a...
04:45It's a nice suburban neighborhood.
04:46Well, I'm just saying, no suburban neighborhood has a tent man.
04:50No, they wouldn't allow it.
04:52No.
04:52None.
04:53If you're paying an association fee, there's no tent man.
04:59Hold on a second.
05:00If you are living in a mobile home park, there's a tent man.
05:05Perhaps.
05:05It's fine.
05:06And my daughter has a boot knife.
05:08That's right.
05:09She could have killed him.
05:10She's definitely going to have some PTSD, though.
05:12That little girl, right?
05:13Oh, yeah.
05:14But she's...
05:14What did you say was a defining moment in your life?
05:16Well, when the tent man came in, threw fireworks under my bed.
05:19I'm going to be honest with you right now.
05:21Had methamphetamine on him.
05:23Tent man is like going to be the ninth worst thing that happens to this poor girl.
05:27Right.
05:28In her life.
05:29Yeah.
05:30You're probably right if they're allowing tent man in their yard.
05:32But anyway, there he is.