Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Scottish guy who was accused of shoplifting items by stuffing them down his pants and then a strip searched revealed that it was just his really big dong.
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00:00a guy was accused of shoplifting but that wasn't stolen merchandise wow that's impressive
00:10congratulations to this scottish guy for making international news because of the size of his
00:19pants hog drop the haggis that's no haggis take it out look at that my god right my god my god
00:33i know that deserves it so much i call it while you're mollis it's a fine weapon you've got there
00:4047 year old guy named steve whitehurst was out shopping at a mall in my god staffordshire england
00:48last sunday with his 46 year old girlfriend mandy shenton right after he bought about 500 bucks
00:56worth of clothes the store manager stopped him yeah she says it's obvious you're shoplifting some
01:03stuff as well is it you've shoved it down your pants and she pointed to the bulge in his crotch
01:08once you take again there at this thing you want to see something do you you want to see if i'm a
01:13thief yeah yeah all right okay once you touch the merchandise should go ahead and try putting that
01:21back on the shelf yeah steve was gonna need two hangers for that
01:27steve was taken into a back security area oh he must have loved with a male security guard now
01:37yes sir let's see what you've got and he was ordered to drop his pants to prove that he hadn't
01:43stolen anything oh heaven oh my god they didn't even believe him when he got down to his boxers
01:51so they ordered him to undress and he revealed he was just packing 10 inches of manhood what's insane
01:59about that is like some poor store clerk guy is gonna force you to take your pants like i'm not
02:07taking my pants off that's illegal right you can't strip search someone if i had 10 you're like oh you
02:14want to challenge if i had 10 i'd be strip searched all the time i'll call it long shank
02:20you tell your king uh there's pictures of this guy up at daveandchuckthefreak.com if you want to
02:28see him you can check him out for yourself uh there is him and his lady that's his girlfriend
02:36she's rocking the wee bit of the camel toe too well um she she should be happier she doesn't look
02:46very happy he's knocked that thing in the next does it look like he's shoplifting something down
02:50there no but you can definitely see yeah yeah he's got a thing he's got there he is showing it off
02:57more and his what a hilarious picture it is he's kind of look at that take your picture take it go
03:04ahead put a little show on for you he pulled his jeans down for this website proud of this you're
03:12gonna want to step back back up lady look at that that's poke your eye out this girlfriend's
03:20pretending to measure it what a weird photo she is not a very day they had huh she's not a natural
03:27uh like uh photogenic no she's not they say steve was acting suspicious suspicious rather he was
03:36cocky when the manager confronted him that's all i would know i'd be cocky too oh my god i'd be so
03:42suspicious in every store i'd be like don't strip search me yeah don't strip search me and make
03:49international news please yeah with my 10 they say no one asked him to drop his underwear he made that
03:56decision on his own exactly he was just ending it he was just ending it well you think i got something
04:03like a cut maybe uh six pairs of socks i guess it's time for the nuclear option isn't it bruce
04:09yeah look at oh my god look at that jesus
04:13oh heavens i thought it was the rolled up hair jeans
04:18look right at that i am i can't get enough i'm robber and that's the bruce
04:27oh my gosh
04:30and mandy has a 10 inch camel toe match made in heaven
04:35yeah it's the first thing i noticed about her
04:38yeah well she's wearing unfortunate pants now this is probably just want him to have all the
04:43spotlight are you kidding me i know she's pounded that thing into there he's worn it out
04:48oh you're probably right she's got a little uh tattoo that's peeking out too right uh
04:54at the belly there i don't know what it's right above her probably says this guy's property
04:58yeah this has been ripped up by a 10 inch torture yeah it's probably just that's probably like
05:03actually the mark of where she noticed it in her belly he fills me up to here
05:09it's not the worst i mean it's kind of dead on it's not a tattoo boys that's a bruise
05:17it's a bruise oops oops oh my god just go see the pictures for yourself at davidcheckthefreak.com
05:32of his dong and her tattoo you can decide if it's a tattoo or just a bruise from where he's
05:37been in there