Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a dead body that was found in a Detroit home and the description of the body leads to the idea for a new horror movie character.
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00:00Authorities say they will perform an autopsy on a severely decomposed body found inside a parked car in Detroit.
00:15The Wayne County Medical Examiner's Office says a University of Michigan anthropologist will have to conduct the autopsy today.
00:23Medical examiners concluded that they'll need an anthropologist to determine the gender, age, timing of death, and perhaps even how the person died.
00:33That means that person was in rough shape.
00:36The dark, leathery bones were covered in a sweater, shirt, and pants.
00:47The tenants, now people rented this house.
00:50They said they never entered the garage.
00:51Of course, the landlord said, never go in there.
00:54No way.
00:55So they never did.
00:56Don't you ever go in the garage.
00:58There's just this, like, leather bones person with a sweater.
01:01Right, you got one-eyed woman chilling in there from Goonies.
01:04The leather bones person.
01:08It's the leather bones.
01:09The new horror movie classic character, the leather bones person is coming for you this Halloween.
01:15It is a good horror name.
01:16Don't go in the garage this far.
01:18It's leather bones.
01:20You go in that garage, you'll meet leather bones.
01:24You hear about the legend of old leather bones?
01:27He comes and gets you from his garage.
01:30He chops you up in little pieces.
01:31Your rent's late, and you haven't met leather bones yet, have you?
01:35Maybe your leather bones comes to collect the rent.
01:37Yeah, he's one of your rents.
01:39Your rent is one week late.
01:40Leather bones will come for you.
01:41Good old leather bones.
01:47Leather bones.
01:52Coming soon to the DCN network.
01:54I think I'm going to go in the garage.
01:55Despite what the landlord said.
01:57I don't know, Andy.
01:58I don't know if that's a good idea.
01:59I'm going to check it out.
02:00It can't be that bad.
02:01What could be...
02:02Oh.
02:03What is it?
02:04Just leather bones.
02:06Leather bones.
02:07Leather bones is in there.
02:08Leather bones.
02:09Leather bones is coming.
02:10He's in here.
02:11He's just chilling.
02:12He's got a sweater on.
02:13Is he coming for my late rent?
02:15I don't think so.
02:16Oh, no.
02:17The landlord warned us about this.
02:20Leather bones.
02:24I mean, may he rest in peace, but...
02:26Mr. Leather bones.
02:27Oh, boy.
02:27I got a flat tire, and the only tire irons in the garage with leather bones.
02:31No!
02:33Hello, Mr. Griffith.
02:34I'm Leather Bones.
02:35No, leather bones.
02:37You're here for the tire iron?
02:38Yes.
02:39I wonder what color his sweater is.
02:41That's probably a Christmas sweater.
02:42You think?
02:42You think it's Christmas?
02:44I think it's totally Cosby's sweater.
02:45It's called Crazy.
02:47Yeah, he's been there a long time, right?
02:48Since 1991.
02:50He's wearing the fashion of the 90s for sure.
02:52The Cosby show is at its peak.
02:54He's been in a Detroit garage for 20 years.
02:57Don't go in there.
02:58Whenever somebody, like, tells you, like, real seriously not to go in somewhere, there's
03:03a good chance there's a Leather Bones in there.
03:05Yeah.
03:06Don't ever go in there.
03:07I'm surprised they didn't go in.
03:08Yeah, I know.
03:09It's a good thing, though.
03:10Oh, for them, sure.
03:11But then again, they were living with Leather Bones for all those years.
03:15I don't have no idea.
03:16Leather Bones just right there.
03:18Right there.
03:19It's not like he was a bad roommate.
03:21It's like he did much, but he just laid there and rotted.
03:24True, true.
03:25But probably in the summer, don't you think there'd be some stank?
03:27You think?
03:28Well, I mean, it's not Leather Bones.
03:30There's no stink.
03:31It's done.
03:31Yeah, Leather Bones.
03:33Leather Bones is, uh...
03:34The stink is done.
03:35The stink was a long time ago, it sounds like.
03:37That was a doggy chew toy.
03:40That's weird having a barbecue and then somebody looks in your garage and sees Leather Bones.
03:44Was he wearing just a sweater?
03:46Do you have pants on, too?
03:46Pants, too.
03:47Pants.
03:48Sweater, shirt, and pants.
03:50Do you think he was wearing shoes, Leather Bones?
03:52I don't know.
03:53Maybe sandals is the 90s.
03:54Sandals?
03:54Yeah.
03:55Could be Seinfeld tennis shoes.
03:56Yeah, he could have those Seinfeld jeans.
03:59Let's break down the fashion of Leather Bones.
04:03Yeah, that was big at the time, right?
04:05Yeah, it was a sweater.
04:06He had a hacky sack in his hand.
04:11And this is just playing on a loop.
04:15When you hear the Seinfeld jingle, you know Leather Bones is there.
04:18The ghastly entity from the 90s.
04:24It tastes like a wackier twist with this theme song.
04:27It does.
04:27Leather Bones!
04:29It's like, uh...
04:30Like Leather Bones comes through your door and he's like,
04:33Mom!
04:33Jared!
04:34He's like, Leather Bones?
04:35Leather Bones is the new Kramer.
04:39He had a bowl of cereal.
04:40He's just eating the cereal.
04:41Leather Bones always eating my cereal.
04:44Makes you want to buy the house.
04:46That's for a discount.
04:47I want Leather Bones in all my houses.
04:50I don't want to freak you out.
04:51I'm Leather Bones.
04:52I live in the garage.
04:56I died there a long time ago.
04:59This music.
05:02Someone said, don't say Leather Bones name three times.
05:04Leather Bones, Leather Bones, Leather Bones.
05:07You've doomed us all.
05:08He appears.
05:09The Seinfeld song plays.
05:10Yeah, the next sentence.
05:11I was just gonna...
05:13Or he just made life even more hilarious.
05:16Guys, what is that?
05:19That's Leather Bones Seinfeld jingle.
05:21He loved that show.
05:23He did.
05:24He really did.
05:25He never got to see the Festivus episode.
05:30He died right before it aired.
05:32He did.
05:32That's why his soul roams the earth.
05:35On an all-new Seinfeld.
05:37Leather Bones.
05:38Leather Bones.
05:38Jesus.