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00:00:00It was towards the end of the Qing Dynasty.
00:00:13The government in China was not respected by the people or by neighboring nations.
00:00:18The country was a target for annexation.
00:00:21Both Japan and Russia wanted the northeast of the country.
00:00:24War was only a matter of time, and finally it came.
00:00:28It was known as the Russo-Japanese War, a futile affair that was destined to see no solution.
00:00:34However, it continued, and the dispute between Japan and Russia got worse and worse.
00:00:47Before I have to go on my mission to China, have you any special instructions?
00:00:53Since the treaty was ratified, we have an excellent hold on all our territories in China.
00:00:59And we have taken a lot of money from them, too. 200 million, I'd heard.
00:01:04And also something of equal value.
00:01:07Xia Che, Chung Kong, Shu Chao, Hang Chao, and more recently Chung Chao as well.
00:01:14They're ours. But then those Russian bastards will never rest easy while we're in control.
00:01:20They're desperately trying to undermine our rule.
00:01:22You can rest assured that I will not let them take what is rightfully ours.
00:01:26According to my information, the Russians have been busy trying to sign a new treaty with China
00:01:32that will cut us out of everything. Obviously we cannot let this happen.
00:01:36So the most important part of your mission to China is to make sure they don't sign the treaty with the Russians.
00:01:43At the same time, you must keep an eye on them.
00:01:46Here in the end is the last thing because they don't want to have serve.
00:01:47It is the same for us.
00:01:48Here we go.
00:01:49Here's our chairman.
00:01:50Here.
00:01:51Here.
00:01:52Here.
00:01:53Here.
00:01:54Here.
00:01:55Here.
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00:02:04Here.
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00:02:07Here.
00:02:09Here.
00:02:10Here.
00:02:11Here.
00:02:11Here.
00:02:14Here.
00:02:15Here.
00:03:16One white one, one black one.
00:03:25Jesus Christ, what a life.
00:03:27What are you on about?
00:03:29Nothing.
00:03:32Here, some new shoes.
00:03:35Don't wear them out.
00:03:35And how come they're so heavy?
00:03:42They're just new, that's all.
00:03:44Imbecile.
00:03:45Work.
00:03:47All right.
00:03:50Wait.
00:03:51Huh?
00:03:51Tell me what you do while you're out.
00:03:56I'm not still four.
00:03:58I know.
00:03:59What?
00:04:00Four.
00:04:01Four is your IQ.
00:04:03Be polite.
00:04:05Take good care.
00:04:06Don't stop on the way.
00:04:08Don't take sweets from strangers.
00:04:10Never fight.
00:04:11Isn't that right?
00:04:13Correct.
00:04:14Go now.
00:04:16I'll make a little treat for you and have it ready for you when you come home.
00:04:19You promise?
00:04:20Mm-hmm.
00:04:21All right.
00:04:22I'll be back soon.
00:04:22What's up?
00:04:34Oh, he won't let you through unless you pay him.
00:04:37What?
00:04:37I gotta get home.
00:04:38Let's see on drugs.
00:04:39You damn bald fool.
00:04:59What the hell are you doing here?
00:05:03You take care of him.
00:05:09You take care of him.
00:05:39Hey, you asshole.
00:06:03You just missed all the fun.
00:06:07What a rip off.
00:06:09No one can pass without paying. That guy's on to a real winner.
00:06:14What a bummer.
00:06:16My aunt gave me no money.
00:06:21Hey, I just had a thought.
00:06:23What if I was to beg him?
00:06:25You might just be lucky.
00:06:32Please, sir. I am broke.
00:06:36But I still have to get over there.
00:06:38Please, I have no money.
00:06:42But I'm devoutly religious.
00:06:49Please, sir. I've got a pass.
00:06:52I'm taking some medicine to a sick old monk.
00:06:54Huh?
00:07:07Hey, he is only a kid.
00:07:12You shouldn't hit him like that.
00:07:14Oh, so you'll do something.
00:07:17I suppose you want to fight me.
00:07:23He's going to take him out.
00:07:26Come on, buddy.
00:07:28Hey.
00:07:40Hey!
00:07:41Hey!
00:07:43Hey!
00:07:44We got him!
00:07:45And why don't you fight back?
00:08:15But I cannot. My aunt won't allow me to.
00:08:19What a pity.
00:08:30Wait! If you go on just like that, I might forget my aunt.
00:08:45Oh my god, let's get out of here!
00:09:00My god! You've killed him! You better run!
00:09:05Quickly! Get out of here! Go on! Quickly! Hurry up!
00:09:10Ben! Ben! Ben!
00:09:15What is it?
00:09:16I just killed someone.
00:09:18Quickly.
00:09:20I knew this would happen. You idiot.
00:09:25Why do you think I told you never to get in a fight?
00:09:28I've had this ready for you for some time.
00:09:30Now you must go and find your father in the city.
00:09:32What?
00:09:33You've always asked about him. Your father.
00:09:36There's a pendant. Now go quickly.
00:09:39Oh, all right. What about your promise?
00:09:42Oh, for God's sake. Your father will have plenty of treats for you.
00:09:45Now get out of here.
00:09:46Come on.
00:10:13Hey! Little bastard!
00:10:15Hold it!
00:10:16Hold it!
00:10:17Hey!
00:10:18Come back here!
00:10:19Hey!
00:10:20Where's the money?
00:10:21It must have slipped my mind.
00:10:22I just forgot.
00:10:24Now you remember?
00:10:25Hmm.
00:10:26Perfectly.
00:10:31I also forgot my money.
00:10:33I'll just go home and get it.
00:10:34Oh no!
00:10:35I'll tell you will you dirty bastard!
00:10:37Please!
00:10:38You won't go anywhere until you've given us your money!
00:10:40Hey!
00:10:41Why don't they pick on someone your own age, huh?
00:10:43He's a thief!
00:10:44I'd pay them tomorrow, but they couldn't wait!
00:10:47Hey!
00:10:48So then what the hell is wrong?
00:10:50It's only money!
00:10:51You pay then!
00:10:52Alright I will!
00:11:03Enough?
00:11:04More than enough!
00:11:05Thank you!
00:11:06My change!
00:11:08Hey!
00:11:09Why are you so stupid?
00:11:11I didn't ask you to pay up!
00:11:13But I wanted to!
00:11:16You are far too kind for this world!
00:11:18I will pay you back!
00:11:20Bet it's alright!
00:11:21I just bought you a little drink!
00:11:23Bye!
00:11:25Hey!
00:11:26Have a good journey!
00:11:34Hey my friend!
00:11:35When did you get here?
00:11:36When did you get here?
00:11:38Who are you?
00:11:39You don't remember?
00:11:40I'm the son of one of your neighbors, Mr. Wong!
00:11:43Old Wong?
00:11:44I don't know him!
00:11:45No Wongs?
00:11:47Don't know any!
00:11:48No neighbors?
00:11:50Let me think!
00:11:52Ah!
00:11:53Ah!
00:11:54You must be from the shit farm!
00:11:57Ah!
00:11:58Never mind about all those neighbors!
00:11:59We're all from the same village anyway!
00:12:02I know that you've brought a lot of money with you!
00:12:05Not much!
00:12:06Enough!
00:12:08Good!
00:12:09It would be damned easy of you to spend all of your money!
00:12:12There are so many crooks!
00:12:13You could get taken in!
00:12:15But you're as clever as me!
00:12:17You'll know how to make money from money!
00:12:19Make it?
00:12:21You know in one month, you can double your money!
00:12:24Double it?
00:12:25Ah!
00:12:26Just hand it over!
00:12:27My hand!
00:12:31It's as great and buggers you up!
00:12:34I'm sorry!
00:12:36Ah!
00:12:37You jerk off!
00:12:38Just give it to me!
00:12:42You shouldn't grab!
00:12:47Will you stop holding me?
00:12:48You're breaking my back!
00:12:51I'm sorry!
00:12:54You dirty bastard!
00:12:55You think I'm a complete idiot?
00:13:14You're beaten!
00:13:23Oh my god!
00:13:25No!
00:13:30What?
00:13:31What are you doing?
00:13:32Ah!
00:13:41Wow!
00:13:42Mind my balls!
00:13:43No!
00:13:44Ah!
00:13:45Ah!
00:13:46Ah!
00:13:47Ah!
00:13:48Ah!
00:13:49Ah!
00:13:50Ah!
00:13:51Ah!
00:13:52Ah!
00:13:53You're breaking my goddamn neck!
00:13:54Ah!
00:13:55Ah!
00:13:56Ah!
00:13:57Ah!
00:13:58Ah!
00:13:59Ah!
00:14:00Ah!
00:14:01Ah!
00:14:02Ah!
00:14:03Ah!
00:14:04Ah!
00:14:05Ah!
00:14:06Ah!
00:14:07Ah!
00:14:08Ah!
00:14:09Ah!
00:14:24Ah!
00:14:25Ladies and gentlemen, we are honoured by the presence of the Russian ambassador.
00:14:38Let me introduce you to Captain Sin.
00:14:40It's an honour to meet you.
00:14:42Your attention now, please, gentlemen, for General Yao.
00:14:51General Yao!
00:14:53Please.
00:14:58China's greatest soldier, General Yao.
00:15:00And the Russian ambassador, Mr. Salmanov.
00:15:03A pleasure.
00:15:04You are a very great statesman.
00:15:06Your reputation has travelled ahead of you.
00:15:08And today, in your honour, we are holding a garden party.
00:15:11Welcome to China.
00:15:13General Yao, may I first please apologise for taking up your time.
00:15:17I know you're busy.
00:15:19I am honoured for this audience.
00:15:21It is nothing. The honour is mine.
00:15:26These are my three sons.
00:15:28Yao Man.
00:15:29A pleasure.
00:15:30Yao Wu.
00:15:31Yao Che.
00:15:32And the gentleman on the end is their teacher, renowned for his kung fu.
00:15:35A pleasure.
00:15:36Teacher?
00:15:37Ah.
00:15:38Then your three sons must be very skilful at martial arts.
00:15:42I hope she has been a special art.
00:15:52Hey.
00:15:53Hey.
00:15:54Hey.
00:15:55Hey.
00:15:56Hey.
00:15:57Hi.
00:15:58Hey.
00:16:00Hey.
00:16:01Hey.
00:16:02Hey.
00:16:03Hey.
00:16:04Hey.
00:16:05Hey.
00:16:06Hey.
00:16:07Hey.
00:16:08Hey.
00:16:09Where is he?
00:16:15He's waiting at the gate.
00:16:16Give it back to me.
00:16:19And you better give it back to me.
00:16:24How dare you?
00:16:25What are you doing?
00:16:26I'm after my dad.
00:16:28What?
00:16:29Who the hell is he?
00:16:39Yanchung.
00:16:49Your son is here.
00:16:52Really?
00:16:52Surely you can recognize your own flesh and blood?
00:17:05Hello.
00:17:06Don't stare.
00:17:10I am your father.
00:17:13I have a hunch you're going to get on.
00:17:15Yanchung, why don't you take your son and go?
00:17:19Huh?
00:17:19Go!
00:17:20Huh?
00:17:22Let's go.
00:17:24Quickly!
00:17:33Pop!
00:17:36Yes?
00:17:41What is it?
00:17:42Pop, do you remember Auntie you brought me up?
00:17:48I remember.
00:17:50How is she?
00:17:51Good.
00:17:57She used to tell me,
00:17:59Pop, your Kung Fu is really good.
00:18:03Isn't it?
00:18:03Can you teach me how?
00:18:07Look at me for a moment, will you?
00:18:10I'm old.
00:18:11Do I look like a Kung Fu man?
00:18:15Pop, then what do you do for the general?
00:18:19I've been here a long time.
00:18:22After most of my life here, I think of the place as home.
00:18:25You are not half as old.
00:18:27If you want to get on, you must work very hard.
00:18:33I suspect it, General.
00:18:35We'll take a shine to you.
00:18:40Tai Chi is my life.
00:18:42I'm an expert.
00:18:44Turn around slowly and suddenly go for an expert.
00:18:48Remember, a man's most delicate part is always his balls.
00:18:55Once you have them, he is yours.
00:19:13Hey!
00:19:14Morning!
00:19:21Come here.
00:19:22Come on.
00:19:24What is it, sir?
00:19:27What is your name?
00:19:30I'm on you.
00:19:33On you.
00:19:35Now you depend only on the general.
00:19:38You have to work hard on his behalf.
00:19:40There will be no slacking.
00:19:41No.
00:19:43My father has told me.
00:19:49Well, now, I want you to clean up this whole courtyard.
00:19:53All right.
00:19:54But first, I've got to put the pails down.
00:19:56You won't!
00:19:57Now you remember what I just told you about the general,
00:20:00and away you go.
00:20:03That's a little unreasonable.
00:20:04Unreasonable?
00:20:05Unreasonable?
00:20:05Well, you may be right.
00:20:07I'll show you how unreasonable.
00:20:16The pails are heavy.
00:20:31It's all right.
00:20:32Don't do it all.
00:20:34I'll help you clear up the yard.
00:20:35Uncle, that's the general's water.
00:20:43Oh, I'm sorry, my little beauties.
00:21:01I didn't mean to.
00:21:02Oh, forgive me.
00:21:02Forgive me.
00:21:03That was first strike.
00:21:24Anio, there's no need for you to worry.
00:21:26There's no way I would have hurt myself.
00:21:28No, Mark, see?
00:21:29No.
00:21:30Go about your business.
00:21:31Go on.
00:21:32No, stop.
00:21:36Oh, man.
00:21:38This young fool.
00:21:39This damn village idiot has been trying to beat my face in.
00:21:59Rather, he hit me first.
00:22:01Don't talk shit.
00:22:01Stop it.
00:22:02I know you.
00:22:04Don't you try to make trouble for this good young man.
00:22:06If you have something to say against him, tell the general to throw him out.
00:22:11Nay.
00:22:12Dan Chong, don't you dare try to use the general to threaten me.
00:22:16Let's go.
00:22:17Come on.
00:22:20Come on.
00:22:20Don't fight for the likes of him.
00:22:22Let's go.
00:22:23No.
00:22:23No.
00:22:24No.
00:22:27Damn young fool.
00:22:29One of these days, I'll get him back.
00:22:31Hmm.
00:22:32Hiya.
00:22:34Hiya.
00:22:35Hiya.
00:22:36Hiya.
00:22:36Hiya.
00:22:37Hiya.
00:22:37Hiya.
00:22:38Hiya.
00:22:39Hiya.
00:22:40Hiya.
00:22:41Hiya.
00:22:42Hiya.
00:22:43Hiya.
00:22:44Hiya.
00:22:45Hiya.
00:22:46Hiya.
00:22:47Hiya.
00:22:48Hiya.
00:22:49Hiya.
00:22:50Hiya.
00:22:51Hiya.
00:22:52Hiya.
00:22:55Oh boy.
00:22:58Come out.
00:23:02Haa.
00:23:03Ha!
00:23:04It's only the country bumpkin.
00:23:06Were you trying to copy me?
00:23:09But I wasn't.
00:23:10I was passing through and I saw what you did and I think you're the best.
00:23:14You really are excellent.
00:23:16Come over.
00:23:18Sir...
00:23:18sir what can i do get some tea yes sir
00:23:30your tea sir
00:23:38yeah over here yeah give me a rub
00:23:48oh yeah tiny right right just a moment
00:24:00quickly yes
00:24:01but you're not sweating sir
00:24:05what are you doing
00:24:08master why'd you hit me
00:24:16but i didn't i was teaching you
00:24:20please no more i'm going you can't go
00:24:28while i'm teaching
00:24:29get his arm
00:24:39your double fist
00:24:42first the left and then the right and then go together
00:24:52god damn
00:24:56now you've gone too far
00:24:58i'm touching in the jungle
00:25:05i'll break my god damn back
00:25:11oh my back
00:25:13are you here
00:25:29don't hide it tell me who's beating you
00:25:32no one i just fell down some stairs you see i'm all right i'm fine i'm okay
00:25:40okay my ass
00:25:42hey pop teach me some of your kung fu
00:25:49what's that
00:25:51teach me kung fu
00:25:53i've told you before i don't know how to fight
00:25:57and then i know you were the best you should teach me kung fu
00:26:03to tell the truth
00:26:08i knew kung fu but that was a long time ago
00:26:11i was terribly wounded when i was young
00:26:14i became a hunchback
00:26:16and so i failed never again
00:26:18i've forgotten it all
00:26:21and general yao
00:26:27how good is he
00:26:29ah good
00:26:30he has to be as a general he has the whole city to look after
00:26:34his kung fu is good
00:26:36and his son's kung fu
00:26:37it's also good
00:26:38well
00:26:39he wants his sons perfect in all the arts
00:26:42so he found them the very best teacher in the whole of the country
00:26:45their master yan has a very highly inflated opinion of himself
00:26:50be always on your guard
00:26:52or just keep away
00:26:53general
00:27:16get up
00:27:18good to see you
00:27:24are you well
00:27:25i'm fine
00:27:27thanks to you
00:27:29i'm all right
00:27:30good to hear
00:27:34is there
00:27:37anyone else
00:27:39in your family
00:27:40there is my aunt
00:27:41and she brought me up
00:27:43and your mother
00:27:45she's been dead a long time
00:27:48i understand that you wish to see
00:28:18me quickly sir
00:28:19master yan
00:28:20this is to be the year of the great kung fu contest
00:28:23well
00:28:26you go away
00:28:27all right
00:28:30yes general
00:28:31as the provinces general
00:28:39it's rather important my sons do well
00:28:42in the competition
00:28:43they must come out on top
00:28:45don't you worry sir
00:28:48i shall ensure that they do their very best
00:28:51the
00:29:02the
00:29:04and
00:29:13now go away ah so you want to practice with me
00:29:43stay there or i could cut your snout off
00:29:49is there one missing
00:29:59you really are an ignorant bastard you can't even count up to five
00:30:04get up get up
00:30:10that's right you really need a better tailor
00:30:15you really should learn to dress yourself
00:30:23yeah
00:30:30yeah
00:30:32yeah
00:30:37yeah
00:30:42yeah
00:30:47yeah
00:30:50Haaah!
00:31:08Haaah!
00:31:20You young scum, you think you have a chance with people who really know what they are doing?
00:31:33Now listen well. Get out of my sight, and the faster the better.
00:31:50Let's go.
00:32:20I never thought I'd see such a thing.
00:32:42A tree.
00:32:43I reckon you must have had a pretty rough time.
00:32:50Has someone been taking advantage?
00:32:53Hey, that tree's not in the wrong.
00:32:56If you want satisfaction, get the one who's annoyed you.
00:32:59How the hell can I?
00:33:02So it's you.
00:33:04Tell me, young friend.
00:33:05Who's the one who's upset you and I'll take care of him?
00:33:09Don't think you can help.
00:33:10There's no point.
00:33:13Don't you be so sure of that.
00:33:15Kung fu and drinking is what I'm good at.
00:33:18But how's that?
00:33:20You couldn't teach me.
00:33:21Are you sure?
00:33:27Here's something I know.
00:33:34Another little trick.
00:33:43Well, I rest my case.
00:33:45What do you say?
00:33:49You really can't fight well.
00:33:51Well, I told you I did, didn't I?
00:33:52Young man, I can teach you everything.
00:33:55I am quite good, you know.
00:33:56I will teach you all.
00:33:58Everything you need to know.
00:33:59I'm your new teacher.
00:34:09That's your new home.
00:34:16Teacher, what's wrong?
00:34:18My wife is more violent than either of us.
00:34:22Often she takes it into her head she doesn't like me.
00:34:25Says I'm an old bore.
00:34:27She's good at kung fu as well.
00:34:29She's proud of herself.
00:34:30She knows she's good.
00:34:32And she's always arguing with me.
00:34:34If I want you as my disciple,
00:34:36hmm,
00:34:37she'll say that you're not right.
00:34:38I don't think she's all there.
00:34:41Hey,
00:34:41if you hate her,
00:34:42want to kick her out?
00:34:44What's your tongue?
00:34:45If there's a divorce,
00:34:47then who am I going to argue with?
00:34:49That makes sense.
00:35:04Teacher!
00:35:06Teacher!
00:35:07That was great!
00:35:08Say it's a present.
00:35:15Say that it's a gift for her.
00:35:19My dear,
00:35:20I've come back.
00:35:22Dammit,
00:35:22I've been waiting hours.
00:35:24Where the hell have you been?
00:35:25You think you're a king?
00:35:26Hey,
00:35:27who the hell's that?
00:35:29I'm going to teach the lad.
00:35:31He's my disciple.
00:35:33My lady.
00:35:35How absolutely ridiculous.
00:35:36You're going to learn kung fu
00:35:38off that old guy.
00:35:40Hey,
00:35:40why do you start laughing
00:35:42in front of my disciple?
00:35:44I do what the hell I want.
00:35:45And you can keep your mouth shut.
00:35:47Hut!
00:35:49Darling!
00:35:49Oh, no.
00:35:54Don't do this in front of him.
00:35:55He'll think I'm an old fart.
00:35:57And you're just mad
00:35:58because I have someone to teach.
00:36:00You're jealous of me.
00:36:02God damn you!
00:36:04I knew.
00:36:05You said you had something
00:36:06for my darling.
00:36:07My lady.
00:36:12With respect.
00:36:14Ah,
00:36:15what a nice fella.
00:36:19This is quite fast.
00:36:21My love,
00:36:22why don't we celebrate?
00:36:24All in good time.
00:36:25All in good time.
00:36:34Well,
00:36:35sit down.
00:36:35Right.
00:36:38I'll sit down.
00:36:38And then
00:36:39I'll sit down.
00:36:39Ah,
00:36:40drum stick first.
00:36:45Hmm.
00:36:46Hmm.
00:36:46Not bad.
00:36:47Hmm.
00:36:47Hmm.
00:36:48Hmm.
00:36:48Hmm.
00:36:49Hmm.
00:36:49Hmm.
00:36:51Wow
00:36:55Familiar
00:37:04On you eat quickly when she's back we're done for
00:37:21Why the hell do you have to break all that furniture
00:37:44Where would you be without me
00:37:48To hell with the chicken
00:37:51Oh
00:37:55You've one thing to learn every month first you'll learn about the dragon in the sea
00:38:01It is a stylish creature
00:38:03So dragon fist kung fu is a very stylish method of fighting mark my words
00:38:09On you makes it up as he goes along
00:38:13Learning from him. He's just an old man
00:38:17Don't listen to her
00:38:19Now you just follow what I'm doing
00:38:21Hey
00:38:25Ah
00:38:27Ah
00:38:29Ah
00:38:31Ah
00:38:33Ah
00:38:35Ah
00:38:37Ah
00:38:38Your style's more like dancing than anything I've ever seen in my life before
00:38:42Hey
00:38:44Keep your mouth shut
00:38:46Ah
00:38:48Ah
00:38:50Ah
00:38:52Ah
00:38:54Ah
00:38:56Ah
00:38:58Ah
00:39:00Ah
00:39:02Ah
00:39:04Ah
00:39:06Ah
00:39:08Ah
00:39:10Ah
00:39:11On you let me tell you
00:39:12What that old fool is teaching you
00:39:14It's useless
00:39:15Ah
00:39:16Useless
00:39:17But why
00:39:18You doubt it
00:39:19Right
00:39:20Try me
00:39:23Ah
00:39:24Ah
00:39:25Ah
00:39:26Ah
00:39:27Ah
00:39:28So you have learned something from him
00:39:29Ah
00:39:30Ah
00:39:31Ah
00:39:32Ah
00:39:33Ah
00:39:34You have the potential but you lack the technique
00:39:38Ah
00:39:39Ah
00:39:40Ah
00:39:41Ah
00:39:42Ah
00:39:43Ah
00:39:44Ah
00:39:45Ah
00:39:46Ah
00:39:47It's time you learn to fight well
00:39:48Ah
00:39:49Ah
00:39:50Ah
00:39:51Ah
00:39:52Well now
00:39:53I said he was no good
00:39:54You try
00:39:55Come on
00:39:56Ah
00:39:57Ah
00:39:58Ah
00:39:59Ah
00:40:00Ah
00:40:01Ah
00:40:02Ah
00:40:03Ah
00:40:04Ah
00:40:05Ah
00:40:06Ah
00:40:07Ah
00:40:08Ah
00:40:09Ah
00:40:10Ah
00:40:11Ah
00:40:12Ah
00:40:13Madam
00:40:14You're the best
00:40:15I'm no match
00:40:16Get up
00:40:17Stop slacking off
00:40:18You've learned so little from that old fool
00:40:21On you
00:40:22You want me to teach you something?
00:40:24Ah
00:40:25You want to learn?
00:40:26Of course
00:40:27But
00:40:28I'm afraid master won't like it
00:40:30Daytime
00:40:31You can learn his way
00:40:32But the knight
00:40:33Learn from me
00:40:34He won't know a thing
00:40:38Alright
00:40:39Both out front
00:40:43Reach at the stars
00:40:47Watch your left
00:40:48Fight
00:40:49Fight
00:40:55Fight
00:40:56Fight
00:40:57Fight
00:40:58Fight
00:40:59Fight
00:41:00Fight
00:41:01Fight
00:41:02Fight
00:41:03Fight
00:41:04Fight
00:41:05Fight
00:41:06Fight
00:41:07Fight
00:41:08Fight
00:41:09Fight
00:41:10Fight
00:41:11Fight
00:41:12Fight
00:41:13Fight
00:41:14Fight
00:41:15Fight
00:41:16Fight
00:41:17Fight
00:41:18Fight
00:41:19Fight
00:41:20Fight
00:41:21Fight
00:41:22Fight
00:41:23Fight
00:41:24Oh, hey!
00:41:54What sort of style is that?
00:42:07I knew!
00:42:08Where the hell did you learn that?
00:42:11I knew!
00:42:20I knew!
00:42:21Turn around and face me, boy!
00:42:24You're all washed up.
00:42:29You've no stamina.
00:42:38It's not my fault.
00:42:40I wonder what it could be.
00:42:54It's not my fault.
00:42:55It's not my fault.
00:42:56I'll be at the same time.
00:42:57I'm not my fault.
00:42:58I'm not my fault.
00:42:59I'm not my fault.
00:43:00I'm not my fault.
00:43:01so it's that interfering old woman
00:43:09you damned interfering old bitch how dare you have him out here at all times of the night
00:43:22when i'm trying to teach him proper kung fu what you ask him he prefers it
00:43:27i knew who do you want to learn from i i would i knew he's not your teacher i am oh
00:43:34i knew i am the one who brought you here you're quite right my kung fu is much better than
00:43:40his mine is superior mine's the best mine mine mine mine can't stand it
00:43:52on you on you on you on you on you stupid woman see now you can see look what you've done
00:44:04i didn't find my disciple for you shut up you won't have a disciple unless i save him with
00:44:10my medicine all right whatever you say this boy is still mine i myself will make him well
00:44:16open wide after you've taken all my medicine you'll be all right again
00:44:34the old man's coming quickly now drink it all down
00:44:42i mustn't let her know
00:44:48i'm cold
00:45:11don't you worry just get my remedy down your throat
00:45:18four hours later and you will be as right as rain
00:45:23lucky you you're to be the first one
00:45:34i have newt the skin from frogs lizards testicles the shit from a dog cats poor stir in some poison
00:45:55what old woman are you trying to kill him with this goddamn poison
00:46:01what the hell are you talking about i was given this by my teacher
00:46:07then it can't be that good let me see
00:46:12you'll try to steal it up there you bitch you give that back
00:46:20cut off an elephant's penis and boil it in some olive oil till it's done make sure not to come into contact with the poison
00:46:27what and you want to give this to our new you're the one who's trying to murder him
00:46:32i have my book as well
00:46:36my master gave it to me
00:46:39i'm sure you have let's see
00:46:42you're off your skull
00:46:43this book contains fighting techniques as well as medicine
00:46:46i wouldn't let you see it
00:46:48you don't even trust your wife
00:46:50you don't trust your wife
00:47:08you don't trust your wife
00:47:13The complete works of Master Tang.
00:47:29But Master Tang was my teacher.
00:47:44He was my teacher before he was yours.
00:47:47So he gave half to me and half to you.
00:47:50And I'm sure he gave the better half to me.
00:47:53You're only half a style.
00:47:55No wonder that you never win.
00:47:56Hey, Anu is the only one who knows both of them.
00:48:02He's better than us.
00:48:12Teacher, I'm so hungry.
00:48:19Anu, Anu, you're better.
00:48:22You've recovered all good.
00:48:23We've both done it.
00:48:26You have to admit that.
00:48:28He wouldn't be well without us.
00:48:30Thank God he's well.
00:48:34Anu has both our styles.
00:48:36The whole book.
00:48:38He's now the best.
00:48:39That's right.
00:48:40Go straight ahead.
00:49:04Now you are ready.
00:49:05Now you are ready.
00:49:21Oh, my God.
00:49:51Oh, my God.
00:50:21Oh, really?
00:50:23Well, I think you have the wrong place.
00:50:26This place isn't your home.
00:50:28It's the right place.
00:50:29It is the right place.
00:50:31You young fool.
00:50:34You think that you can come and go when you like at your own leisure?
00:50:37What do you think this place is?
00:50:38A hotel?
00:50:39Well, if you don't know, how can I tell you?
00:50:43I think you're up to something.
00:50:46I haven't seen you for quite some time.
00:50:48And now suddenly you decide to come back?
00:50:51Hey, I'm not up to anything.
00:50:53I just want to come home.
00:50:54Am I in your way?
00:51:00Maybe you could get past if you crawled on the ground.
00:51:05Me crawl?
00:51:07And why should I do that?
00:51:09Listen, Sonny.
00:51:11Either you do or I will have to force you to.
00:51:14Well, now, my boy, let's see you on the ground, then.
00:51:19Don't mess around with me, boy.
00:51:21Oh.
00:51:23Hey, I want to test something.
00:51:26Get on the ground.
00:51:36Now get down.
00:51:38In a while.
00:51:42Don't force me to fight with you, my boy.
00:51:49Are you sure you can fight?
00:51:54You have offended me.
00:51:56Hey, oh.
00:51:57Uncle.
00:51:58There's no need to kneel.
00:52:01What?
00:52:03I'm about to attack.
00:52:04Oh.
00:52:08Uncle.
00:52:10You want to go to the can?
00:52:12My boy.
00:52:14This is my main attack position.
00:52:19Uncle.
00:52:20You shouldn't attack the ground like that.
00:52:22You're going to hurt yourself.
00:52:26God damn it.
00:52:27You little bastard.
00:52:28How dare you try to treat a man like me like that.
00:52:35What?
00:52:36You want to chop me up?
00:52:38I'm so brilliant.
00:52:51He missed me.
00:52:58Huh?
00:52:58My little bow.
00:53:00Hey.
00:53:01Huh?
00:53:05Oh.
00:53:06My great speed saved me again.
00:53:08Hey.
00:53:10Hey.
00:53:10Hey.
00:53:19Hey.
00:53:19Oh.
00:53:20Oh.
00:53:20My God.
00:53:21Hey.
00:53:22Oh.
00:53:22Hey.
00:53:23Hey.
00:53:23Hey.
00:53:23See? I'm so good, I got it back with my bands.
00:53:34Oh?
00:53:38Aldi!
00:53:53Right!
00:53:58Right!
00:53:59Down!
00:54:00Up! Down!
00:54:02Up! Down!
00:54:03Up! Down!
00:54:04Up! Down!
00:54:06Up! Down!
00:54:07Up! Down!
00:54:08Up! Down!
00:54:09Up! Down!
00:54:10Up! Down!
00:54:11You fool me!
00:54:15Now give up!
00:54:20Now you can't even jerk off!
00:54:23You want your toothpick?
00:54:28General Yao, we have heard from the Russian ambassador, Mr. Salmanov, that he is to enter a man in this year's great kung fu contest.
00:54:43As you are doubtless aware, ambassadors from many lands will be attending.
00:54:49Units under your command must take every precautionary measure to ensure security, for the greater good of the Qing.
00:54:58The Emperor.
00:54:59Master Yan, if the Emperor had written to you in that way, you'd be worried.
00:55:12If there's trouble, you know it will happen.
00:55:15Please, General, you must have faith. Your three sons have improved. Nothing will go wrong at the contest.
00:55:24General, if I were you, sir, I wouldn't worry. I would be the proudest man alive.
00:55:30Oh, if you are so sure, that is enough.
00:55:35Ha, ha, ha.
00:55:56He can't fight.
00:55:57Brother, he says where he is was!
00:56:02No way!
00:56:06You say that?
00:56:07You asshole!
00:56:08You think you're better?
00:56:10Huh?
00:56:14Much better!
00:56:15If you practice more now, I'd fight you.
00:56:21I'd take you any day.
00:56:26Come on! Get him!
00:56:28Move!
00:56:30You can fight with me.
00:56:32I can fight better.
00:56:36Oh, just for a while.
00:56:38Hey, maybe I'll teach you first.
00:56:49Oh, you reckon you know how, teacher.
00:56:53Brother, you show him a lesson.
00:56:56Now, teacher, get ready.
00:56:58Get ready.
00:57:23Well...
00:57:25Someone's taking it seriously.
00:57:26Damn your ass!
00:57:27You've gone too far!
00:57:29Ha!
00:57:38Hey, you're not very strong.
00:57:40Let go!
00:57:50Let go!
00:57:57Hey!
00:57:58Fall in, you're finished.
00:58:03Hey!
00:58:05You sing your prayers.
00:58:09Ha! You've stolen my Kung Fu!
00:58:17If I'd have stolen it, I'd have been dead.
00:58:19You've really had it now, you bastard!
00:58:37You're dead!
00:58:49You fell on your ass!
00:59:01Damn it!
00:59:13Stop!
00:59:19What? You're sweating!
00:59:24I'll cool you down!
00:59:29Oh, you missed me that time!
00:59:45Down they come!
00:59:49Oh!
00:59:53Oh, my bad, Mark!
00:59:57You want me to put it back?
00:59:59Oh, my brother!
01:00:19Oh!
01:00:21Oh!
01:00:23Oh!
01:00:25Oh!
01:00:27Oh!
01:00:29Oh!
01:00:31Oh!
01:00:34Oh!
01:00:35Be still, or I'll break it.
01:00:51Are you insane?
01:01:06Why did you teach our new Kung Fu?
01:01:08General, I've never taught him.
01:01:12Well, how come he knows then?
01:01:14I really don't know, sir.
01:01:16You dare to lie?
01:01:17You tell me, who else would have taught him?
01:01:20Huh?
01:01:25You know damn well, my sons are entering the contest.
01:01:29Now one of them's hurt.
01:01:31God knows what came over you.
01:01:33For God's sake, why did you teach him?
01:01:38General, you know that 29 years ago,
01:01:41I swore not to get involved in Kung Fu anymore.
01:01:44I have not done so.
01:01:47God alone knows what you're up to.
01:01:51General, why won't you believe me?
01:01:54I served you for so long.
01:02:00I don't care if you believe me.
01:02:02But sir, I remind you.
01:02:06And you, he's your son.
01:02:10Damn it.
01:02:13You keep that quiet.
01:02:16And you, he's your own flesh and blood.
01:02:20And yet he is treated like shit in your home.
01:02:22Your other three sons have been beating him up.
01:02:25Everyone treats him like dirt.
01:02:28Because you're a general, you can't have people knowing that.
01:02:34But tell you, he's a good boy.
01:02:37He hasn't even a mother.
01:02:40And now he hasn't a father.
01:02:42Shut up.
01:02:46Jan Chung, you remember who is who.
01:02:52He is not my son.
01:02:54And never was.
01:02:56Now listen.
01:02:57You get going.
01:02:59Just get lost.
01:03:12Here we go.
01:03:13My dear ambassador.
01:03:30I have received an important intelligence from the capital.
01:03:39I have received an important intelligence from the capital.
01:03:43The Russian ambassador, Solmanov, has managed to engage the services of an extremely competent fighter,
01:03:49one who is unmatched in his own country.
01:03:52Solmanov is seeking to gain victory in the coming Kung Fu contest
01:03:56to improve Russia's reputation amongst the Qing.
01:03:59We cannot, of course, allow this to happen.
01:04:03I am sending you a man of consummate skill to enrich our own efforts in this direction.
01:04:08I trust you will realize the full importance of his mission.
01:04:17At your service, sir.
01:04:22The fighter brought here by the Russians is from Asia Minor.
01:04:26He has a bad reputation. He's just good enough to frighten the Chinese.
01:04:30Do you think you can beat him?
01:04:32He won't stand a chance. I'll make sure that I kill him.
01:04:36Why is he like that?
01:04:39I can't stand it.
01:04:41Don't worry about him.
01:04:43I hate men crying. It's a weakness.
01:04:45Don't worry.
01:04:47For God's sake, grow up!
01:04:51You bastard! You've made me lose face.
01:04:57You're dead!
01:04:59You're dead!
01:05:29Hold it!
01:05:50Look what you've done to him!
01:05:53I've got no one to fight with the Russian.
01:05:55What can I do?
01:05:57He started it. It wasn't my fault.
01:06:06You. I didn't realize you were so skillful.
01:06:09Damn him. He started it.
01:06:14Hey, come with me.
01:06:17Hey.
01:06:18There's something worth fighting for. It's a contest.
01:06:21You could fight for me if you want.
01:06:23Where will it be held?
01:06:24Oh, at the palace. You'll meet everyone.
01:06:27Even the emperor, if you win.
01:06:31Is the general going?
01:06:34Of course. His sons will be there.
01:06:38I'll fight with them.
01:06:44He is not my son.
01:06:46And never was.
01:06:48Now get going.
01:06:57Good.
01:07:10Good.
01:07:12I will go.
01:07:13Hey.
01:07:14Haha.
01:07:14Oh, my God.
01:07:44Ladies and gentlemen, the empires now with us.
01:08:14Long live the emperor!
01:08:36Long live the emperor!
01:08:42Long live the emperor!
01:08:46Tell them to sit.
01:09:00Gentlemen, take your places now.
01:09:10The emperor grants an audience for the Russian ambassador.
01:09:15Your majesty, your country is known as a beautiful place.
01:09:19The skill of your people is well known abroad.
01:09:23I have brought along with me a fighter from Asia Minor for your contest.
01:09:27I look forward to a friendly match.
01:09:29General.
01:09:30Sir.
01:09:31Who is representing us?
01:09:33They are all ready.
01:09:35The universe is in the city.
01:09:36This is the city.
01:09:37The king.
01:09:38The king.
01:09:39The king.
01:09:40The king.
01:09:41The king.
01:09:42The king.
01:09:43The king.
01:10:44It is graceful.
01:10:50Please, your majesty.
01:10:51My son is well prepared to fight him.
01:10:53He will not be beaten.
01:10:55Please have confidence.
01:10:55Hmm.
01:10:57Let's go.
01:11:27Let's go.
01:11:57Let's go.
01:12:27Let's go.
01:12:57Your Majesty knows this Russian fighter is only capable of using cheap tricks in battle.
01:13:06His fighting is hopeless against one who is properly trained.
01:13:10I happen to have such a fighter.
01:13:13I would like to suggest that he is more than capable of handling the man who has so rudely insulted us all.
01:13:22Uncle.
01:13:22The Emperor has decided to allow the Japanese to pit his fighter against the Russian barbarian.
01:13:37Takeo.
01:13:38Takeo.
01:13:39Takeo.
01:13:39Takeo.
01:13:40Takeo.
01:13:41Takeo.
01:13:42Takeo.
01:13:43Takeo.
01:13:44Takeo.
01:13:45Takeo.
01:13:46Takeo.
01:13:47Takeo.
01:13:48Takeo.
01:13:49Takeo.
01:13:50Takeo.
01:13:51Takeo.
01:13:52Takeo.
01:13:53Takeo.
01:13:54Takeo.
01:13:55Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:14:25Come along.
01:14:48You're ready? Asshole.
01:14:55Oh, my God.
01:15:02Oh.
01:15:03Oh.
01:15:05Oh.
01:15:07Oh.
01:15:11Oh.
01:15:15Oh.
01:15:16Oh.
01:15:18Oh.
01:15:20Oh.
01:15:21Oh.
01:15:23Oh.
01:15:24Oh, you're finished.
01:15:42To the great emperor.
01:17:50Hey.
01:18:04It's not real.
01:18:21Come on.
01:18:23You bastard.
01:18:24You want to commit Harry Carey?
01:18:26Oh, but I'm Chinese.
01:18:30Why should I do that?
01:18:34I'm Chinese.
01:18:37Here's my pigtail.
01:18:41Here's Chinese.
01:18:43I have pigtails.
01:18:47I'm Chinese.
01:18:52See my pigtail.
01:18:57Chinese.
01:19:00Well, good.
01:19:02My father was killed by a Chinese.
01:19:04vienen dry.
01:19:07Oh, oh, oh.
01:19:10Ooh.
01:19:14Ay.
01:19:19Ah.
01:19:21Ah.
01:19:26Hey.
01:19:28Hey.
01:19:30Hi.
01:19:30You know that Kung-Fu style.
01:19:56You are serious then.
01:20:00I love you all.
01:20:09Blood!
01:20:13Blood!
01:20:17G-I-I-I-I!
01:20:21Blood.
01:20:24Blood.
01:20:26Blood.
01:20:29Oh
01:20:59Oh
01:21:14You're finished
01:21:23Cramps you have yet to try my snake
01:21:29I'll kill him
01:21:47See your brass
01:21:57Run
01:21:59Oh
01:22:07Dragon
01:22:08Hey
01:22:22Had enough? I'll destroy you
01:22:24You
01:22:31Finished? Then bake me
01:22:40Hey
01:22:41You're all washed up
01:22:55You moron
01:22:57Hey
01:22:58You moron
01:22:59Hey
01:23:00Hey
01:23:01Hey
01:23:02Hey
01:23:03Hey
01:23:04Hey
01:23:05Hey
01:23:06Hey
01:23:07Hey
01:23:08There's a
01:23:10Oh
01:23:15Hey
01:23:16Hey
01:23:18Oh
01:23:19Yeah
01:23:21Oh
01:23:24Oh
01:23:26Oh
01:23:27Ah!
01:23:29Aah!
01:23:30Aah!
01:23:33Aaah!
01:23:41Uh, uh, uh...
01:24:13On you.
01:24:27On you.
01:24:43Your humble servant, sir.
01:24:45On you.
01:24:46You are a true hero of the Qing.
01:24:48Well, well done.
01:24:51Name your reward.
01:24:52What do you want?
01:24:54It was my duty.
01:24:56I thank you, sir.
01:24:58I don't want anything.
01:25:01You have pleased me.
01:25:05Tell me, young man.
01:25:06Tell me your background.
01:25:08Emperor, he is my son.
01:25:10Your son?
01:25:11Stop joking with me.
01:25:14My lord, ask him, sir,
01:25:17if you cannot believe me.
01:25:20Well, is he your father?
01:25:31I have no father.
01:25:34I'm an orphan.
01:25:38I never knew him.
01:25:39On you.
01:25:45You have pleased me.
01:25:46I'll make you an official.
01:25:49My lord,
01:25:51I don't like town.
01:25:53I'm from the country.
01:25:55I would rather go home.
01:25:58Goodbye, sir.
01:26:02On you.
01:26:04On you.
01:26:05On you.
01:26:05On you.
01:26:07On you.