The hottest day of the year and a broken air conditioner leads to a water battle of epic proportions to determine who controls the garden hose.
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00:01Can you fix it, chef?
00:02Fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it!
00:03Please say yes!
00:05Please!
00:06This air conditioner's pretty old, but since it's the hottest day of the year,
00:10it's time for me to show off my great handyman skills!
00:13How is hitting it with a hammer going to fix it?
00:16Trust me, there's nothing you can't fix by hitting it with a hammer!
00:23Oh, man! It's too hot to laugh!
00:26Yeah, I'm sweating so bad I made a puddle!
00:31No problem. I'll be right back with cool-down plan B.
00:35Wait here and don't think about the blistering, unrelenting, fire-like heat.
00:38Maybe play with your toys.
00:41I'll try playing with some dollies.
00:45I'm sure this won't cause a lifetime of nightmares.
00:48The fire truck is on fire! Who will they call to put it out?
00:54Oh, Owen, I guess.
00:55Okay, kids, crowd around this fan while I go stir up some lemonade.
01:00Hey! No pushing!
01:02Please, let me go!
01:04Order! Order!
01:06We'll never survive this heatwave unless we have rules.
01:10I devised a system where we each get to stand in front of the fan for 3.14 minutes.
01:15Hence, the pie chart.
01:16I don't see any real pie.
01:19And since I came up with the plan, I go first and get a double turn.
01:24Your plan's shakier than a hog in stilettos.
01:26How about the prettiest person goes first?
01:28How about the smartest?
01:32Ah!
01:33Oh, don't you quit on me!
01:36I'm not getting a breeze!
01:37There's no breeze!
01:39You killed him in his sweet, sweet, three-speed oscillating air circulation!
01:44This is Sugar's fault!
01:45If she had just followed the rules, those are like raisin cookies.
01:49People keep making them, but nobody wants them!
01:52I found a jug, but no lemon-
01:55You broke my fan!
01:57Okay, okay, outside, now!
02:00Now!
02:07I'm gonna fill this wading pool with water and it'll be your own tiny little oasis.
02:11I just need to go to the basement and turn on the water valve for the hose.
02:15But no one touches the hose until I get back, or else!
02:19Got it?
02:20Good!
02:21Be right back!
02:24Okay, now to get back outside before-
02:27What?
02:28Get myself in!
02:30Kids!
02:31Kids!
02:34Ugh!
02:35I heard what Chef said, but I can't wait no more!
02:37I say we fill the pool!
02:40Here we go!
02:41Raisin Cookies is gonna lecture us with her fancy words!
02:45Your disparaging remark regarding my comprehensive vocabulary only serves to me-
02:50No one knows what you're saying!
02:53Now, this here pool night's feeling, I say we vote on it!
02:56Fine!
02:57All in favor of obeying the teacher, thereby not tarnishing your school record, raise a hand!
03:04Oh, the best game's got rules!
03:06I'm just airing out my pitch!
03:08Okay, now who wants to disobey the teacher and have more fun than a heifer on a holiday getting cold as a jewel in the pool!
03:16You had me at disobey!
03:18I'm in!
03:19Sorry, Courtney!
03:20I like to do the right thing, but it's boiling out here and I'm wearing a took!
03:25I think you should all reconsider your choice before you-
03:31This is the lie!
03:33Hey!
03:34Team Raisin!
03:35You're messing up!
03:36Ugh!
03:37Team meeting!
03:39Sugar will get us all in trouble if we don't turn off that hose!
03:43We need to come up with a plan!
03:45What if we-
03:46How about we-
03:47I said we, but I meant me!
03:49Whoa!
03:50Phew!
03:51Owen!
03:52Shh!
03:53Good thinking!
03:54Huh?
03:55What's that sound?
03:56Uh-oh!
03:57A leaky pipe leads to a wet basement!
03:58I better fix this!
03:59Oops!
04:00Wrong tool!
04:01Nothing a hammer can't fix!
04:02Oof!
04:03Therefore, Newton's Law, String Theory, Quantum Quark, Parsecs, and we win!
04:06Come on!
04:07Do I need to explain?
04:08No!
04:09No!
04:10No!
04:11No!
04:12No!
04:13No!
04:14No!
04:15No!
04:16No!
04:17Come on!
04:18Do I need to explain the plan again?
04:20No!
04:21Because we'll never understand it!
04:23What if I just ask them nicely to stop using the hose?
04:26Good idea!
04:27Oh!
04:28For sure!
04:29That'll work!
04:30I'm on it!
04:31I wasn't being serious!
04:32Hello, Sugar!
04:33I don't mean to bother, but I was hoping that we could talk about the hose!
04:38I'm listening.
04:39Huh!
04:40I guess sometimes being nice is all it takes!
04:42You just thought you should put down the hose so that Chef-
04:45Ah!
04:46It didn't work!
04:47I can't believe they did that!
04:48You came in peace!
04:49That is it!
04:50It's hero time!
04:51Please!
04:52Don't run off and-
04:53He's gone!
04:54You're like one of them lumpy dancers, donkeys!
04:55Can't hero without a little action music!
04:56Ba-da-da-ba-da-pow-pow-pow-pow-pow-pow-pow-pow-pow-pow!
04:58Bang!
04:59Shabam!
05:00It's lightning!
05:01Oh, he's going down!
05:02We can't compete with that hose!
05:03He's right, Courtney!
05:04It's over!
05:05No!
05:06It's not over!
05:07Chef put me in charge of seized contraband, so I know where the confiscated water blasters
05:14is!
05:15But isn't that-
05:16Let's move!
05:17Let's move!
05:18What's the-
05:24Whoa, whoa!
05:25Let's go!
05:26What's that-
05:27Lightning!
05:28We can't compete with that hose!
05:29He's right, Courtney!
05:30It's over!
05:31No!
05:32It's not over!
05:33Chef put me in charge of seized contraband, so I know where the confiscated water blasters
05:36water blasters are ready to destroy I filled it with fizzy club soda balloons
05:53for splody goodness you shouldn't mess with squirrels they hold a serious grudge the least of my
06:17worries it's quiet out there too quiet get up there and find out what they're up to you walk me back
06:38if only there was some kind of tool I could use to smash the door
06:43my hammer what's taking them so long uh tell my mother the broccoli under the sofa cushions isn't mine
06:53oh no
06:55whoa Duncan two cool crashes straight ahead
07:03dang he's good at being bad
07:14why did you have to fill it with fizzy club soda
07:21this is just you and me now Courtney but you can come out I won't spray you promise
07:29hey well well looks like you're not gonna win this one oh no it's what I'd say if I didn't have
07:44lightning's water blaster
07:45yeah
07:54I'm coming for your raisin head
08:15oh shucks empty my turn you might think that if I still couldn't do this
08:26there is nothing wrong with rules or raisin cookies say it
08:38you ain't no better than me using confiscated water weapons
08:42we both wanted control over that hose and we both broke rules and soaked a lot of kids to get it
08:48you're right
08:49what about our rules if you need to break them to enforce them
08:53we best get some towels and clean up all this water mess before chef sees it
08:58what's that noise
09:00oh no
09:04I soaked the entire school
09:06ew you did
09:08I bet some of the water even filled the pool outside
09:13so remember when the man from the insurance company shows up no one mentions the hammer
09:17now let's take a dip in our pool
09:19hey now
09:23shoo shoo
09:25man it's hot out here today
09:34yeah
09:36Yeah.