In defense of talking during the movie. #shorts #animation #peoplewatching #movies #cracked #comedy #youtubeshorts
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00:00I have a daughter who wants to be a stripper. I was wondering if you had...
00:03Oh god, here we go with the terrible strip club scene that at no point intersects with reality.
00:08Hey, just pick a group of people who aren't likely to tell their own stories and stereotype the shit out of them.
00:14Look at those moves. Literally from the 80s.
00:17I mean, am I the only person thinking that a lot of shit in movies is dependent on ignorance for it to be interesting?
00:22Hollywood is so dehumanizing. I bet if I met a stripper in real life, she'd be nothing like the cliches in this stupid movie.
00:28And there's the obligatory lines of coke scene.
00:31Oh, for god's sakes. Keep it down.
00:34Sex with my daughter is a risky game.
00:36If you're not careful, I will do unspeakable things to you.
00:40Things they couldn't even put in the Geneva Convention because they're too filthy.
00:44Holy shit.
00:45Dude, chill out.
00:45This movie is actually the worst. If I was alone...
00:48If I was here alone, I'd walk out right now, but...
00:51I have to stay for his sake.
00:54Holy shit, this movie is the worst.
00:56Ted, why are movies so bad?
01:00Ted, I know you can hear me.
01:02Ted!
01:04Did you say something?
01:05Shh.
01:06Maybe movies are like elections.
01:08The only way to get party status is to appeal to the largest group of people, i.e., people who do not give a fuck about anyone.
01:13I.e., every popular movie is an adaptation of a wretchedly bad amateur novel that every idiot bought because they could relate to the incoherence.
01:22Fucking 50 twilight shades of the Martian da Vinci on the train.
01:25Man, I loved that movie. It were real entertaining.
01:29There were some trans people in the theater, though, and I ain't prejudiced or nothing, but them trans people should be sent back to Transylvania.
01:37Damn it. I feel like you just said something funny.
01:39Ted, if you're an abandoned prog, is it automatically prog rock?
01:43Fuck, this material is going to waste here.
01:45This always happens to me. I specifically love the subject matter, but then I end up hating the movie.
01:50I mean, listen to this guy. He literally talks with the exact same cadence and intonation in every scene.
01:55It's like he's perpetually reading a limerick.
01:57I mean, am I the only person thinking that this is the worst movie ever and...
02:01Everyone in it made more money than I'll ever have and...
02:03I can occasionally see people checking their phones and...
02:06Maybe there are people who think the same thing.
02:08Maybe there's a constellation of similar views in here, only visible from a distance but burning bright in the silent darkness of the cosmos.
02:15This movie sucks.