A delightful animated adventure and prequel to Anastasia, focusing on the charming yet quirky white bat, Bartok. Directed by Don Bluth and Gary Goldman, this whimsical journey blends humor, courage, and fantasy as Bartok is unexpectedly called upon to rescue the kidnapped young Prince Ivan from the clutches of the mysterious witch Baba Yaga. Filled with enchanting creatures, musical numbers, and a heartwarming message about inner strength and true bravery, Bartok the Magnificent is a magical ride perfect for both kids and adults who adore animated tales full of charm and courage.
Initial release: September 7, 1999
Directors: Gary Goldman, Don Bluth
Running time: 1h 8m
Budget: 24.8 million USD
Distributed by: 20th Century Home Entertainment
Adapted from: Anastasia
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Initial release: September 7, 1999
Directors: Gary Goldman, Don Bluth
Running time: 1h 8m
Budget: 24.8 million USD
Distributed by: 20th Century Home Entertainment
Adapted from: Anastasia
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00:00:00In the Russian woods, there's an evil witch.
00:00:26People only whisper of her name in fright.
00:00:31Teeth of sharpened iron, hands that catch the wind.
00:00:36Teeth of children, sleeping in a desert night.
00:00:40She flies in a mortar and pestle, through darkened Russian skies.
00:00:45If you see her, running would be wise.
00:00:49Baba Yaga! Baba Yaga! Baba Yaga!
00:00:54The witch of the Iron Forest, her evil is next to none.
00:00:59Baba Yaga! Baba Yaga! Baba Yaga!
00:01:03The wolves are afraid to chase her. The wind is afraid to race her.
00:01:07Or Russia's afraid to face her.
00:01:10Except for one!
00:01:12Okay, women and children in the front. Gentlemen behind, please. Don't push.
00:01:27There's plenty of room for everybody, sir.
00:01:29Now, don't try this at home. Part of the show totally planned.
00:01:35Stay with me now, folks, cause here comes the good stuff.
00:01:39Once in Mongolia, I noticed a fire.
00:01:42Whole city burning, and the flames getting higher.
00:01:45They're yelling, save us, or we're all gonna fake.
00:01:48I ate the flames, and then I drank the whole lake.
00:01:55They called me Harpok, the magnificent.
00:01:58The specifically, terrifically magnificent.
00:02:02A mammal so inflammable, he saved the day.
00:02:05I tell you, B-A-R-T.
00:02:08Oh, okay.
00:02:09Folks, that's 10,000 pounds of pressure.
00:02:13Go over there at once, and put a stop to that inane little bat.
00:02:18Nolan Miller, leave him alone.
00:02:20I like him, he's funny.
00:02:22Your Highness, can you...
00:02:24Yes.
00:02:25As you wish.
00:02:28Leave him be.
00:02:30Folks, this here's a dragon.
00:02:32An exact replica.
00:02:33150, 200 tons easy.
00:02:36A fire-spitter.
00:02:37Kill ya with a flick of the tail.
00:02:39Careful there, sir. Better safe than sorry.
00:02:42One time in Hungary, this dragon appears.
00:02:45He's very hungry, no dinner in years.
00:02:48And then he grabs me, and I'm practically through.
00:02:52I summon all my strength, and using the dragon's body weight against him,
00:02:57I throw him off me.
00:02:58I give him a one to the solar plexus, and then two to the kidneys.
00:03:02He was deflated, cause I knew my kung fu.
00:03:05That's why I love the magnificent.
00:03:08With a ha and a hi-yah, that are significant.
00:03:12That dragon hasn't eaten since that fateful day.
00:03:15Thanks to B-A-R-T-O-N.
00:03:18Oh, hey.
00:03:19Who are top, the magnificent.
00:03:33Unveniably, reliably magnificent.
00:03:37And heaven help a harpy who gets in my way.
00:03:40I guess I'm just a natural, or so they say.
00:03:43This battle goes and battle for your club one day.
00:03:49I tell ya.
00:03:50B-A-R-T-O-N.
00:03:53Okay!
00:03:57Great crowd. Good people.
00:03:59Oh, please, you're too kind.
00:04:02Show's over.
00:04:07Thank goodness.
00:04:25Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:04:27Okay.
00:04:28Not so fast there, big fella.
00:04:33Oh, really?
00:04:34Now, why don't you try this on for size?
00:04:38Abraca, watch it!
00:04:47Now, watch very closely.
00:04:49There's a half hitch.
00:04:51Here's a sailor's rest plate.
00:04:54And this one's called Popin' the Bear.
00:05:00Yes!
00:05:01Yes!
00:05:02Yes!
00:05:03Hi-yah!
00:05:04Oh!
00:05:05Oh!
00:05:06Oh!
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00:05:24Yeah!
00:05:28Oh!
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00:05:32Oh!
00:05:33Wow!
00:05:34Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:05:37Bravo!
00:05:38Bravo!
00:05:39Prince Archiman!
00:05:40That...
00:05:42that is a ring for Hiromanov.
00:05:43No...
00:05:44no Commoner may ever wear that.
00:05:45Why?
00:05:46Because, mm...
00:05:48may ever wear that why because because that is how it has always been well perhaps it's time for a
00:05:58change ah very well your highness let's go thank you for helping my people please don't be silly
00:06:09it was the least i could do now would you look at the shine on that
00:06:18you can't go around giving royal jewels to commoners especially street performers you
00:06:31only encourage them well i wanted to encourage him but milla don't be that way the people liked the
00:06:39bat did you see how he made them smile it was nice to see them happy nonsense i thought he was funny
00:06:45well what do you think i thought so when the feathers cleared and the bat standing there holding the
00:06:56chicken that's good stuff see or when they passed silence yes your highness i know but one day you'll
00:07:10be sorry you must show respect for your crown if you don't how can you expect the peasants to
00:07:19your highness are you listening to me i'm tired of listening to you and milla
00:07:24if i am the future czar then i will do as i choose and it is you who must respect the crown
00:07:33my apologies
00:07:39one for me one for me one two three for me one two three for me
00:07:55why do you do that i hate when you do that
00:08:10ah that never fails to amuse me oh come now you're certainly not going to let the fact that i got the
00:08:20better of you ruin quite possibly one of our final performances to date
00:08:26hmm you were inspiring today focused fully in the moment exceeding well beyond what your talent would
00:08:36indicate ah thanks a lot and i will suffice it to say the performance of my death today
00:08:45would have shamed prometheus bound to a cliff okay okay okay so see with the cliff and the thing
00:08:53sheesh i wish you could hear yourself it's really quite irritating critics and what pray tell are you
00:09:01doing now i'm divvying up the spoils what do you mean this again why not just pool our assets
00:09:07we're always together is it no no no fair is fair you're not planning on keeping that are you what
00:09:14are you talking about he gave it to me yes but he's a child it is a ring for royalty and you should
00:09:20know better yeah well maybe i don't well i can only hope one day you will
00:09:25there we go perfectly balanced my friend here perfectly balanced oh yeah both sides are the same
00:09:33exactly even good you won't mind if i take this side whoa whoa wait a second there fellow what
00:09:42happened to pulling our assets will you give the prince back his ring ah well what's the hurry he's not
00:09:49going anywhere she
00:10:03a
00:10:13i
00:10:17what
00:10:18what
00:10:22what
00:10:24we
00:10:26we
00:10:28we
00:10:29we
00:10:30we
00:10:31we
00:10:33Oh, this can't be.
00:10:40But last night he was in his bed and...
00:10:43How do you see where's the ground?
00:10:44And the inch?
00:10:45And?
00:10:45Nothing.
00:10:46He's gone.
00:10:47Where?
00:10:51Oh, good heavens.
00:10:53What is this?
00:10:55A clue?
00:10:58We must inform the peasants.
00:11:03Good people of Moscow, the prince has been kidnapped.
00:11:12But I know who has stolen our sire, for she left this Iron Tooth behind.
00:11:23Baba Yaga!
00:11:24Baba Yaga!
00:11:26Yes, Baba Yaga.
00:11:29Can anyone help us?
00:11:33Think what people think!
00:11:35Who, who can rescue our prince from the evil?
00:11:38Baba Yaga!
00:11:40I know someone!
00:11:41Hey, Zosie, will you take it easy up there?
00:11:48Arr!
00:11:48You mess there, me pint-sized meaty.
00:11:50Man the hills, batten down the hatches.
00:11:54Ruff seems ahead, there's a storm coming.
00:11:57Heave-ho, hard a starboard.
00:12:00All hands, crew the dick.
00:12:03Nice demands, sir.
00:12:04Enemies on the horizon!
00:12:07What, somebody's coming?
00:12:08Arr!
00:12:10I spy with my...
00:12:13my little eye.
00:12:17Corsacks.
00:12:19Corsacks!
00:12:20Corsacks!
00:12:21I knew you couldn't have kept that ring!
00:12:23Quick, hide!
00:12:25If they see you're not dead, we will be.
00:12:27Hurry!
00:12:28Hurry, hide!
00:12:29Halt!
00:12:33I'd be halting.
00:12:34Are you Bartok the Magnificent?
00:12:38Uh, no.
00:12:38No, I'm not.
00:12:39Never have been.
00:12:41Although I hear he is quite gifted.
00:12:42A real talent.
00:12:43Silence!
00:12:44All right, then, now.
00:12:46Just be quiet, then.
00:12:47That's no problem for me.
00:12:48Be quiet, I'll just shush it right down.
00:12:51What is that?
00:12:52Uh...
00:12:53That's Bartok.
00:12:56Bartok the Magnificent.
00:12:58Uh, it's really quite different.
00:13:00I take my show in a whole nother direction.
00:13:03You are coming with us.
00:13:06Oh, no, fellas.
00:13:07I really, I have a thing.
00:13:09Okay, then.
00:13:10That'll be fun.
00:13:10Hmm.
00:13:10Hmm.
00:13:11Hmm.
00:13:11Hmm.
00:13:12Hmm.
00:13:12Hmm.
00:13:13Hmm.
00:13:13Hmm.
00:13:14Hmm.
00:13:14Hmm.
00:13:15Hmm.
00:13:15Hmm.
00:13:16Hmm.
00:13:17Hmm.
00:13:17Hmm.
00:13:18Hmm.
00:13:18Hmm.
00:13:19Hmm.
00:13:19Hmm.
00:13:20Hmm.
00:13:20Hmm.
00:13:21Hmm.
00:13:21Hmm.
00:13:22Hmm.
00:13:22Hmm.
00:13:23Hmm.
00:13:23Hmm.
00:13:23Hello, your royal impressiveness.
00:13:25Listen, if this is about the ring, just take it.
00:13:29Bow before the regent.
00:13:30Bow!
00:13:31Okay, they're bowing, bowing.
00:13:32Don't have to tell me twice.
00:13:34I love a good bow.
00:13:38Oh, Bartok the Magnificent.
00:13:40We are so glad you came.
00:13:44Please, I...
00:13:45You are?
00:13:48Our young Tsar has been taken by the evil witch Baba Yaga.
00:13:52Our people and the royal family have called on you to save him.
00:13:58Uh-huh.
00:13:59Don't give a thing.
00:14:00Go to the Iron Forest and return with our Tsar.
00:14:05Uh, good people of the fair city of Moscow.
00:14:13It would give me no greater pleasure than to risk my life so that I might bring back your fabulous prince.
00:14:21And I mean that.
00:14:21I wouldn't just say that.
00:14:23He's really something special.
00:14:25Unfortunately, my schedule is extremely tight.
00:14:29Let's see.
00:14:30I got a Hydra in St. Petersburg.
00:14:32Uh, gotta be in the Ukraine on the 20th.
00:14:35I can't get out of that.
00:14:36Hmm.
00:14:37Perhaps I could squeeze it in when I get back from Minsk.
00:14:40Ow!
00:14:41I assure you, you will be handsomely rewarded.
00:14:46No, no, really.
00:14:48I...
00:14:49Well, perhaps I could push the Hydra to juice.
00:14:52I...
00:14:53I mean, no.
00:14:54I...
00:14:55I really...
00:14:56I can't.
00:14:57Hydra.
00:14:58Terrible.
00:14:59Eight heads flailing about, eating people.
00:15:00It's...
00:15:01It's not pretty.
00:15:02But thank you.
00:15:03Thank you very much.
00:15:04Mr. Bartok.
00:15:05Oh, boy, here comes trouble.
00:15:09Oh, please, magnificent Bartok.
00:15:12Save my Tsar.
00:15:14Don't do it.
00:15:16Um...
00:15:17Well, you see, it's...
00:15:20It's complicated.
00:15:21But...
00:15:22Why?
00:15:23Um...
00:15:24I...
00:15:26Please.
00:15:27Ah, I'll do it.
00:15:31Hey, come on, huh?
00:15:34How often do you get to rescue Azar?
00:15:37Yay, Bartok!
00:15:38I get eaten by a witch.
00:15:45Uh, okay.
00:15:47Thanks for the send-off, fellas.
00:15:49I'll...
00:15:50take it from here.
00:15:52So, see?
00:15:53How's it going in there?
00:15:55Uh, listen, I'll let you out in a second.
00:15:58But first, I just want to let you know
00:16:00what a very special friend I think you are.
00:16:03You're warm.
00:16:05You're affectionate.
00:16:06You're supportive.
00:16:07Honest.
00:16:08Thrifty.
00:16:09Clean.
00:16:10Reverent.
00:16:11You're furious.
00:16:13You're upset with me, aren't you?
00:16:17You're peeved.
00:16:18You're miffed.
00:16:19You can say it.
00:16:20Go ahead.
00:16:21You're fuming.
00:16:22You're incensed.
00:16:23Bartok.
00:16:24Hang on.
00:16:25I'm not finished.
00:16:26You're irate.
00:16:27You're beside yourself.
00:16:28Bartok.
00:16:29And yet, you're here.
00:16:30You see the...
00:16:32You get it?
00:16:33Because...
00:16:34You're here and yet...
00:16:35All right.
00:16:36They all can't be gems.
00:16:37All right?
00:16:38I'm done.
00:16:39I believe we should do it.
00:16:41It was the little girl.
00:16:43She killed me.
00:16:44Did you hear the lilt in her voice?
00:16:46Nobody could resist that.
00:16:48I'm sorry.
00:16:49What'd you say?
00:16:50We should do it.
00:16:51We should?
00:16:52Yes.
00:16:53Now, there's no denying it will be difficult.
00:16:56Right.
00:16:56Exactly.
00:16:57Even dangerous.
00:16:58Dangerous?
00:16:59Okay.
00:17:00Well, then, that's it.
00:17:01We're definitely going to St. Petersburg.
00:17:04Bartok, these people asked you to help them for a reason.
00:17:07Because they saw something in you.
00:17:10Is it so hard for you to see it in yourself?
00:17:15Somebody needs you, and that's how it starts.
00:17:20Someone believes you'll come through.
00:17:24You're scared?
00:17:25So what?
00:17:26I'll bet you've got a possible hero in you.
00:17:33It's more than courage or just being strong.
00:17:38Those things are easy to do.
00:17:42Have faith.
00:17:43Take heart.
00:17:44He's kind.
00:17:45He's smart.
00:17:46That possible hero in you.
00:17:51Close your eyes.
00:17:54I think I see you.
00:17:55You're unafraid.
00:17:58You just might be.
00:18:00I can almost predict.
00:18:05No more tricks.
00:18:05No more false pretenses from the back of a wagon.
00:18:09Maybe I'll save my life someday.
00:18:11I'm going to slay a dragon.
00:18:16Somebody needs you.
00:18:17What else can you do?
00:18:20But take your chances and see.
00:18:24We're on our way.
00:18:26All right.
00:18:27OK.
00:18:29A possible hero.
00:18:31Impossible hero.
00:18:33A possible hero in you.
00:18:38Me?
00:18:40Yes, you.
00:18:42In me.
00:18:50Who does her landscaping?
00:19:00OK.
00:19:00Well, it's official.
00:19:01I'm frightened.
00:19:02Well, there's your witch's hunt.
00:19:07She.
00:19:08Looky here.
00:19:09I'm terribly sorry.
00:19:19Did I startle you?
00:19:21Yeah.
00:19:22Yeah, you can say that.
00:19:23Hmm.
00:19:24Now, why have you come here?
00:19:27I...
00:19:28I've come for Prince Ivan.
00:19:30Delightful.
00:19:33And how might I help you?
00:19:36Well, you just let him in here to talk to that evil witch Baba Yaga and he'll handle the
00:19:40rest.
00:19:41And you're certain you're up to the task?
00:19:44Have you ever heard of Bartok the Magnificent?
00:19:46Oh, should I have?
00:19:48Mm-hmm.
00:19:49Do you like riddles?
00:19:51Riddles?
00:19:52Riddles?
00:19:53Could you answer one?
00:19:55If I do.
00:19:56If I do, will you let me in?
00:19:58Why not?
00:19:59Let me see.
00:20:01Oh.
00:20:04Really?
00:20:05If a section of fence is 68 feet long and 5 feet wide and the parallel section is the
00:20:10same length but both perpendicular sections are twice as long, what is the key that will
00:20:17open the witch's door?
00:20:19I'm sorry, I lost you there.
00:20:21What was that last part?
00:20:22What is the key that will open the witch's door?
00:20:28I thought it was an arithmetic thing.
00:20:30A skeleton key.
00:20:32That's exactly what I was just going to say, a skeleton key.
00:20:40Zozy, you jumped the gun on me there.
00:20:42Come on.
00:20:47Hey!
00:20:48Mm-mm-mm.
00:20:50Did you hear me say you could go in?
00:20:55You go on ahead.
00:20:56I'll wait for you here.
00:20:58But-
00:20:59Apparently, I'm not permitted and as much as it might pain me to not be with you at
00:21:04this critical juncture in your life, I accept it, fully aware, as you should be, that I
00:21:09am with you in spirit.
00:21:12In spirit, huh?
00:21:13Always, once more into the breach, dear friends.
00:21:17Once more, or close the wall up with our English dead.
00:21:23In peace.
00:21:24Thanks for mentioning the dead, really.
00:21:26That's real helpful.
00:21:27Oh.
00:21:27Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:21:39Oh, would you look at that?
00:22:01Hello? Prince Ivan?
00:22:06Anybody home?
00:22:09Who is in my house?
00:22:33I smell a rat.
00:22:35A witch's life is very solitary.
00:22:41No one around to talk to my trees.
00:22:44So many years of never make and marry.
00:22:50But I can feel a change in the breeze.
00:22:54Because tonight there's no one in the hallway.
00:22:59No one left or right.
00:23:01But my hallways all say, someone's in my house tonight.
00:23:06No one by my fire.
00:23:08No one should...
00:23:11My fire's burning high.
00:23:14Someone's in my house with me.
00:23:17Which is a creeper with a magic intuition.
00:23:19And she's having a feeling that it's also bewitching.
00:23:22Even though no one's hanging around in her kitchen.
00:23:24We know that someone is near here.
00:23:26No one in the attic.
00:23:29No one in my chair.
00:23:31But I'm so emphatic.
00:23:34Someone's in my house somewhere.
00:23:36Where is he?
00:23:38Where is he?
00:23:39You wouldn't desert me.
00:23:40You know it would hurt me.
00:23:42Where is he?
00:23:43You know it would hurt me.
00:23:44You know it would hurt me.
00:23:45You know it would hurt me.
00:23:46You know it would hurt me.
00:23:47No one in the mirror.
00:23:49No one by the door.
00:23:51But I'm so emphatic.
00:23:54Someone's in my house for sure.
00:23:57No one smart dumb.
00:23:59No one pink and white cats.
00:24:02No one here I come.
00:24:04Someone's in my house.
00:24:06Someone's in your house.
00:24:08And no one's getting out.
00:24:10Not tonight.
00:24:17Ah!
00:24:20Well, that was convenient for you.
00:24:23Quiet!
00:24:24Okay, sure, whatever you say.
00:24:25Not another peep.
00:24:27You broke into my home.
00:24:32Well, actually, your big head out there by the gate,
00:24:35he gave me a key.
00:24:37Why don't you just hang on to that?
00:24:39That's fine.
00:24:40Shh!
00:24:41Ah!
00:24:42You've come for the prince.
00:24:44Uh...
00:24:45Mm-hmm.
00:24:46But why have they sent you?
00:24:48Filthy little creature.
00:24:49Not quite a rat.
00:24:50Not quite a bird.
00:24:52You certainly are not a worthy adversary for me.
00:24:58The evil Baba Yaga!
00:25:01Yeah, well, appearances can be deceiving.
00:25:05I think...
00:25:06Yes, they can.
00:25:09I know where the prince is.
00:25:13Oh, what a shocker.
00:25:17Okay, okay, I'll stop, I'll stop.
00:25:21However, in order for me to show you where he is,
00:25:26you must first prove that you are worthy of saving him.
00:25:30Oh, listen, I'm worthy.
00:25:32I'm extremely worthy.
00:25:33Don't come more worthy than...
00:25:36Sorry, sorry, can't help it.
00:25:37You go ahead.
00:25:38There are three things I seek within my forest.
00:25:42I will tell you where to find them,
00:25:44and you must bring them to me.
00:25:48Uh, quick question.
00:25:49Totally hypothetical, of course.
00:25:51What if I can't?
00:25:52You can or you can't.
00:25:53But if you can't, you will die.
00:25:57Not a hero.
00:25:59And Moscow will never see its prince again.
00:26:03Sounds like a real win-win.
00:26:05When do I start?
00:26:07You already have.
00:26:10I have?
00:26:11Head south to the ice quarry and bring Pilaf to me.
00:26:17Bring Pilaf.
00:26:19That's it?
00:26:20Bring Pilaf to you?
00:26:21No, it's just I thought you were gonna say more.
00:26:24Okay, how am I gonna know this Pilaf?
00:26:27Go and tell your furry friend if he helps you in any way,
00:26:32you'll both die.
00:26:34Okay, now that I really should be writing down.
00:26:37Both die.
00:26:38It's the little things.
00:26:43Whoa!
00:26:45Okay, well, I guess I'm gonna go now.
00:26:47I'll catch you later.
00:26:54He's actually rather charming for an oversized skull.
00:26:59Once you get past his inquisitive nature.
00:27:02Gosh, I feel like we've been walking for hours here.
00:27:05We have.
00:27:06I have absolutely no idea where we are.
00:27:10Not unlike Oedipus.
00:27:12Blinded with his mother's brooch.
00:27:14Left to wander the earth.
00:27:16Never an earth.
00:27:17Rosie.
00:27:18I'm doing it again.
00:27:19I'll stop.
00:27:20Is it getting cold?
00:27:22I must say it is rather exciting.
00:27:24The first of three gifts you must search out and bring to her.
00:27:28Uh-huh.
00:27:29I can't help in any way.
00:27:30That's what she said.
00:27:33I am freezing.
00:27:36Why is it getting so cold?
00:27:38Come here.
00:27:40Bingo.
00:27:42Peel off.
00:27:46Uh-huh.
00:27:47Hello there.
00:27:48Uh-huh.
00:27:49I never get visitors.
00:27:50This is...
00:27:51You know what this is?
00:27:52It's a pleasure.
00:27:53It's an absolute pleasure.
00:27:54You must be peel off.
00:27:55And you must be lost.
00:27:56How delightful.
00:27:58That's it.
00:27:59Little hike.
00:28:00Some cold weather.
00:28:01Then bring this little thing back to the witch.
00:28:04Huh.
00:28:05This is gonna be a piece of ca-
00:28:07Oh.
00:28:08Oh.
00:28:09Oh.
00:28:10Oh my goodness.
00:28:11Hey there.
00:28:12I'm Bartok.
00:28:13Oh.
00:28:14Sorry about this, my little friend, but I gotta bring you back to Baba Yaga.
00:28:17Oh dear.
00:28:18This isn't good.
00:28:19You see, I'm stuck.
00:28:21Oh.
00:28:22It's unbearable.
00:28:23I've got to go to Baba Yaga.
00:28:25Oh dear.
00:28:26This isn't good.
00:28:27You see, I'm stuck.
00:28:29Ow.
00:28:30It's unbearable.
00:28:31I don't even know how long I've been here.
00:28:36What year is this?
00:28:37Oh boy.
00:28:39How's it going?
00:28:41It's not going good.
00:28:47Oh, that tickles.
00:28:50Pull, pull, pull, pull.
00:28:52Yes!
00:28:53Yes!
00:28:57It's enough to drive you crazy, isn't it?
00:29:01Oh boy.
00:29:03Oh.
00:29:04Oh boy.
00:29:06Whoa!
00:29:09From the sound of it, you're making great progress.
00:29:14Oh, that was close.
00:29:16You know, I felt like we almost had something there.
00:29:20Hmm.
00:29:22My goodness.
00:29:23Oh, my goodness. You are determined.
00:29:27I love that.
00:29:29This whole thing is very exciting.
00:29:32Okey-dokey.
00:29:33Party-tokey.
00:29:36My friend, we're going to Baba Yaga's,
00:29:40with or without the extra baggage.
00:29:43Such fun. I'm having entirely too much fun.
00:29:47Yeah, well, that makes one of us.
00:29:53Oh, careful, careful.
00:30:04Whoa!
00:30:09Intriguing.
00:30:11Fire clock, I've landed and I'm unharmed.
00:30:15Are you still on the boulder?
00:30:18Um, yes.
00:30:20Whoop-dee-doo.
00:30:21What a strong little bat.
00:30:24You're actually doing quite well.
00:30:26I'm very impressed.
00:30:32This is one of those days you never forget.
00:30:35When everything you wanted to happen, happens.
00:30:38Only better.
00:30:39I'm beside myself.
00:30:41You know what, Bartok?
00:30:43You should try and remember this, too.
00:30:45Yeah, I'll make a mental note, all right?
00:30:54Oh, talk about fun.
00:30:55We did it, Bartok.
00:30:56That was a blast.
00:30:58Wee!
00:31:01Oh!
00:31:02Can you believe this, Bartok?
00:31:03We dragged this big old boulder all the way across the forest and I pop off ten feet from the house.
00:31:09That's funny!
00:31:11Yeah, that's hysterical.
00:31:14And where, pray tell?
00:31:16Do you think you're going?
00:31:18In to see Baba Yaga.
00:31:20Do you have a key?
00:31:22No.
00:31:23She took it.
00:31:24Oh, come on.
00:31:25You're kidding, right?
00:31:27Me, me, me.
00:31:29No matter how hard you hit me, no matter how much I hurt, I'm always good for a laugh.
00:31:38What am I?
00:31:40A funny bone.
00:31:42Funny bone.
00:31:43Funny bone.
00:31:44Ha-ha.
00:31:45Key, please.
00:31:48Much obliged.
00:31:51You're really quite good at solving riddles.
00:31:54I say, have you heard this one?
00:31:57What starts off in the morning, unfortunately?
00:31:59You brought me pillows.
00:32:01No, Baba.
00:32:03I was stuck to a rock.
00:32:09Oh, boy.
00:32:12Ow.
00:32:15Uh-uh-uh.
00:32:16Don't sit.
00:32:17But I'm tired.
00:32:20Okay, okay.
00:32:21I'm not sitting.
00:32:23Now, go fetch me the crown of Obli, the metal worker.
00:32:30Obli?
00:32:31He sounds big.
00:32:32Is he big?
00:32:33Enormous.
00:32:35He's much bigger than you.
00:32:37Peel off.
00:32:39Hi.
00:32:40Go!
00:32:41I'm exhausted.
00:32:42Oh, if you don't, Prince Ivan will be doomed.
00:32:47Which way?
00:32:48Walk east until it's dark.
00:32:51Then look for a fire in the forest.
00:32:55That's it, huh?
00:32:56Walk east and look for fire.
00:32:58No thank you, no nice work, nothing.
00:33:01Yes, one last thing.
00:33:04Give me the key.
00:33:06Oh, but why?
00:33:07I solved the riddle twice already.
00:33:09Give it to me.
00:33:12Okay, that's yours.
00:33:13Go ahead and take that.
00:33:15Sheesh.
00:33:16Helping people.
00:33:17Sure can take it out of you.
00:33:18Good people of Moscow.
00:33:19The prince has been taken from us.
00:33:20God willing, he will be returned, but in the meantime, the affairs of state must continue.
00:33:33And I, as regent, will do my best to carry on and ensure the safety of and respect for the throne of Russia.
00:33:46This is ridiculous.
00:33:53I'm out here working my wings off and for what?
00:33:56I tell you, if I get back there and she dumps this crown into her stew, I'm gonna have a cow.
00:34:01Meanwhile, I ain't seen hide nor hair of that prince.
00:34:05Oh, would you look at that.
00:34:09He is large, there's no denying.
00:34:13But perhaps he's friendly.
00:34:16You think?
00:34:17Oh, yeah.
00:34:18Oh, yeah.
00:34:22Let's try, huh?
00:34:24I'll just shout to him and ask him if I can borrow his hat.
00:34:28I'll drop Baba Yaga's name.
00:34:30Maybe they're friends.
00:34:31What could it hurt?
00:34:32Hello.
00:34:33Good, sir.
00:34:34Ooh.
00:34:38Yes, very good.
00:34:40We come bearing gifts, sir.
00:34:44Well, not real gifts, but gifts of warmth and affection.
00:34:52In exchange for which we'd just love to bring your headrest back to Baba Yaga.
00:34:57What did he say?
00:34:58I just don't have a clue.
00:34:59Diction, my dear boy.
00:35:00It can make all the difference in the world.
00:35:01Carry on, Bartok.
00:35:02Okay.
00:35:03Hot, hot.
00:35:04Oh, that's hot.
00:35:05It's hot.
00:35:06It's hot, it's hot.
00:35:07Yeah, you and me both, my friend.
00:35:08I'm sure.
00:35:09Uh, we just need to get that crown of the earth and we'll be on our way.
00:35:13dash daaah-
00:35:17Whoopsy!
00:35:21Ha ha ha. We just need to get that crown of the earth and we'll be on our way.
00:35:26Quick. Jack.
00:35:28Damn!
00:35:38Whoopsie.
00:35:43Okay. How about this?
00:35:46Well, how about, hey, it's hot, hey, hey, hey, hey, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
00:35:51And, uh, Boogalur!
00:35:53Uh-uh, part of the show. Totally planned.
00:35:58Stay with me now, cause here comes the good stuff.
00:36:01Abracowoozie!
00:36:11Hey, uh, Boogalur!
00:36:16Oh!
00:36:19Hey!
00:36:20Whoa!
00:36:21Hey!
00:36:22Whoa!
00:36:23Boogalur!
00:36:24Oh!
00:36:25Boogalur!
00:36:26Oh!
00:36:27Oh!
00:36:28Oh!
00:36:29Oh!
00:36:30Our tongue, he's still coming!
00:36:32Oh!
00:36:33Oh!
00:36:34Oh!
00:36:35Oh!
00:36:36Oh!
00:36:37Oh!
00:36:38Oh!
00:36:39Oh!
00:36:40Oh!
00:36:41Oh!
00:36:42Oh!
00:36:43Oh!
00:36:44Oh!
00:36:46Oh!
00:36:47Oh!
00:36:49Oh!
00:36:50Oh!
00:36:51Oh!
00:36:52Oh!
00:36:53Oh!
00:36:55Oh!
00:36:56Yeah!
00:37:09And she drops it in the soup. Perfect.
00:37:16Tomorrow is the most difficult task of all.
00:37:25Yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:37:32I'll hold the onions.
00:37:35Yeah, that's the go, please.
00:37:37Hey, what's with the ruckus first thing in the morning?
00:37:44What happened to a nudge?
00:37:46What happened to the smell of a nice cup of coffee?
00:37:48Using only this crowd and the boulder from the quarry,
00:37:54pluck the magic feather from the sky.
00:37:58Okay, let me stop you here for just one sec,
00:38:00because it's early.
00:38:01I haven't eaten in about two days, and I'm a little agitated.
00:38:05But what does this have to do with the prince?
00:38:08Everything.
00:38:09Because from where I'm standing,
00:38:11I'm just running errands for your little broth there.
00:38:13I am so sorry.
00:38:15How insensitive of me.
00:38:17Are you still tired?
00:38:20Honestly, yes. Yes, I am.
00:38:22Are you awake now?
00:38:32Yes, yes.
00:38:32You were saying something about a feather?
00:38:34A magic feather.
00:38:37It floats high in the air.
00:38:40In the middle of a clearing.
00:38:42One feather coming at you.
00:38:45One last thing.
00:38:48What's that?
00:38:49You cannot fly.
00:38:52Oh, ow.
00:39:06You can't fly.
00:39:08Nope.
00:39:10Ow.
00:39:11How do I do this?
00:39:12Help me here.
00:39:14I can't.
00:39:15Hmm.
00:39:16Maybe if I just try...
00:39:18Careful now.
00:39:19I just want to...
00:39:21Ah!
00:39:23Aye, hot.
00:39:24Oh, I'm exhausted.
00:39:26I haven't eaten in days.
00:39:27This isn't a life for me.
00:39:29Just forget it.
00:39:31A powerful hero in you.
00:39:32I tried.
00:39:33I did the best I can do.
00:39:35We can get along without Moscow
00:39:36and I won't let that crazy witch find me.
00:39:39Oh, well, thank goodness.
00:39:41Uh-huh.
00:39:42Well, you can just imagine
00:39:44if you had completed this task,
00:39:46everywhere we went,
00:39:47people would know who we are.
00:39:49We'd spent the rest of our lives
00:39:51running around having to help people.
00:39:54The incessant grabbing and touching it.
00:39:55Miles, it's more than one can do.
00:39:58Ah!
00:39:58It certainly is.
00:40:03Now we can run away.
00:40:04Hide from Baba Yaga for a couple of years,
00:40:06which is fine by me.
00:40:07I'm behind on my hibernating anyway.
00:40:09Then take the show back on the road
00:40:10and you can go on pretending to be
00:40:12what you always wanted to be.
00:40:15Besides, this is absurd.
00:40:18How are you supposed to get 35 feet in the air
00:40:21with a large crown and a boulder?
00:40:25You just can't do it.
00:40:29Well, no, I can't.
00:40:30Especially now that it's all in pieces like that.
00:40:33It's, um, in pieces.
00:40:37Aha!
00:40:37Ah!
00:40:38But of course.
00:40:51Ta-da!
00:40:54Now we get the prince.
00:40:58When is a door not a door?
00:41:01When it's a jar, child's play.
00:41:04Now open wide, I'm coming through.
00:41:06Ha-ha!
00:41:09I did it.
00:41:11There you go.
00:41:12Three for three.
00:41:13You didn't think I had it in me, did you?
00:41:15Heh.
00:41:16Now hand over the prince.
00:41:19You have given me the three things
00:41:21I needed from the forest.
00:41:23But before I show you where the prince is,
00:41:26I need something from you.
00:41:29But, well, how could I know what that is
00:41:32if you never told me?
00:41:33Huh?
00:41:34Is this a beauty or what?
00:41:41They don't make them like this anymore.
00:41:43No, that's not it.
00:41:45Okay.
00:41:47Okay, okay, here it is.
00:41:49The motherlode.
00:41:50An autographed portrait of Ivan the Terrible.
00:41:54I, uh, I caught him in a good mood.
00:41:56No, that's not it.
00:41:59No, huh?
00:41:59Well, how about...
00:42:03It's something from here.
00:42:10Huh.
00:42:12Here, here you go.
00:42:13Ha-ha-ha!
00:42:15Ha-ha-ha!
00:42:16Hey, what's so funny?
00:42:18Ha-ha-ha!
00:42:18Hey, stop it!
00:42:19Why don't you stop laughing at other people's misery?
00:42:24Uh-oh.
00:42:24You never told me I had to give you something.
00:42:27You're a cheat and a liar.
00:42:29You babbling old woman with your iron teeth
00:42:31and your hocus pocus.
00:42:33It's no wonder everybody hates you.
00:42:37Bartok?
00:42:39Yeah, what do you want?
00:42:42Goodbye.
00:42:42Oh, yeah, sure.
00:42:45Goodbye.
00:42:45Huh?
00:43:03Um...
00:43:04What are you doing?
00:43:06I'm just being a silly old woman.
00:43:09I didn't mean what I said.
00:43:25Look, nobody hates you, okay?
00:43:27I just...
00:43:28I...
00:43:29Oh, I...
00:43:30I wish I could give you what you need.
00:43:34Oh.
00:43:39You just did.
00:43:45Huh?
00:43:45Oh, ho, ho, ho.
00:43:47The most important ingredient from your heart.
00:43:55And now, he is worthy.
00:43:58And so he shall see.
00:44:00Come.
00:44:02Come!
00:44:03Hurry up, you little rat bird.
00:44:04I don't have all day.
00:44:06Oh, ho, ho!
00:44:07Ha-ha-ha!
00:44:09The power.
00:44:17Ha-ha-ha!
00:44:18Ha-ha!
00:44:21Uh...
00:44:22You never took him, did you?
00:44:24I never said I did.
00:44:26You never took any children.
00:44:28People will believe what they will.
00:44:30But...
00:44:30I'm happy to live alone in the woods and not be bothered.
00:44:34There.
00:44:36Take this.
00:44:36You may need it.
00:44:38What is it?
00:44:39A magic potion.
00:44:42This will allow you to be your innermost self.
00:44:45When you drink it, whatever you are in your heart of hearts, you will become, on the outside, tenfold.
00:44:57Wait a minute.
00:44:58You mean the whole time I was doing all that stuff for me?
00:45:02Mm-hmm.
00:45:03Now leave me and save the prince.
00:45:05Um...
00:45:07Could I...
00:45:08Um...
00:45:09How about a...
00:45:11A hug?
00:45:13A hug?
00:45:13Come on, bring it in.
00:45:15A hug?
00:45:17Don't push your luck.
00:45:18Bartok.
00:45:20Hmm.
00:45:21All right, all right, all right.
00:45:22I'm out of here.
00:45:23Color me gone.
00:45:24Ha-ha-ha!
00:45:25Yeah, and now, all we have to do is tell them that the prince is in the tower, and boom, we're on to St. Petersburg.
00:45:35Uh, what are you doing?
00:45:36Finding an appropriate character.
00:45:38Uh, Sosie, I hate to break this to you, but you can't go.
00:45:42They think you're dead.
00:45:43That is exactly why a rich and multilayered character is crucial.
00:45:48The right wardrobe, a damn of well-placed grease paint, and none will be the wiser.
00:45:52Hmm.
00:45:54Um, Sosie, just let me go tell them where the prince is.
00:45:57What if something goes wrong?
00:45:59We still don't know who took the prince.
00:46:02Yeah, but...
00:46:03What is this?
00:46:05Cabbage.
00:46:06Cabbage?
00:46:06That's your character, Cabbage.
00:46:08Great, you're gonna blend right in with the crowd.
00:46:11A big six-foot-tall cabbage guy.
00:46:14Yes, but what could be more apropos?
00:46:17Then Sosie.
00:46:19The Russian peasant woman.
00:46:23I'm going, okay?
00:46:25You wait here.
00:46:26But...
00:46:27But nothing, okay?
00:46:29I'll be right back.
00:46:34Ha-ha-ha!
00:46:36Ouch!
00:46:36Ah, brave bat, you have returned from your difficult journey.
00:46:43Healthy.
00:46:45Alive.
00:46:46Apparently no worse for the wear.
00:46:48Oh-ho-ho!
00:46:50Our congratulations!
00:46:54But where...
00:46:55Is the prince?
00:46:56The prince never left the city.
00:47:02Never le...
00:47:02I don't understand.
00:47:04Okay, it's a little complicated and fairly long-winded.
00:47:08So everybody listen up, huh?
00:47:10Hmm.
00:47:11I left here a little fanfare down into the forest.
00:47:14Lots of trees there.
00:47:15Some gargoyles.
00:47:16Big, big skull.
00:47:17Solved the riddle.
00:47:18Met Baba Yaga.
00:47:19Not a looker, folks.
00:47:20Did three tasks.
00:47:21Not important what they are.
00:47:23Suffice to say, at this point, I'm fairly confident of my physical, emotional, and intellectual prowess.
00:47:29But the prince!
00:47:31Yeah, hold on to your britches.
00:47:33I'm getting there.
00:47:33Me and the witch, we have a slight disagreement.
00:47:36Some fisticuffs ensue.
00:47:37I come out on top and she slips me this here potion.
00:47:40See?
00:47:41A potion?
00:47:42For what?
00:47:43Well, to be all that I can be, basically.
00:47:46Since I did all the tasks, I'm now worthy of saving the prince.
00:47:49It makes you tenfold on the outside what you are on the inside.
00:47:54That's my understanding, anyway.
00:47:56Hey, hey, hey.
00:47:57Look, but don't touch, fella, all right?
00:47:59Sounds impressive, I know.
00:48:00Let me break it down for you.
00:48:02Essentially, if I ever need to be more powerful than I already am,
00:48:06I just give this here sucker the old heave-ho.
00:48:10Yes, but where is the prince?
00:48:13Ahem.
00:48:15Prince Ivan is in the tower.
00:48:19What?
00:48:20The tower, the tower.
00:48:21Tall building, just outside and to the right.
00:48:23You can't miss it.
00:48:24Oh, my goodness.
00:48:26Well, we must go to the tower at once.
00:48:30Come.
00:48:30I warn you, if the prince is not where you say he is, and this has all been part of some
00:48:40elaborate performance, I assure you, Bartok the Magnificent, the city of Moscow will have
00:48:50your head.
00:48:50What'd I tell you?
00:48:57Hi, Ivan.
00:48:58Bartok?
00:48:59My prince.
00:49:00I got worried there for a sec while we were climbing the stairs there, I don't mind telling
00:49:06you.
00:49:07You with the talk about taking my head and everything.
00:49:11I still might.
00:49:13Hey, hey!
00:49:14You imbecile!
00:49:15What is that?
00:49:18That's a prince.
00:49:19Very good, yes.
00:49:20Why didn't you do what I said?
00:49:22I did.
00:49:23I dressed up like the witch, left that tomb, and took the prince.
00:49:27And what about him?
00:49:29But you told me you wanted him out of the way.
00:49:31Well, what's he doing here?
00:49:33Well, I put him in that cage, in the tippy-top of the tower.
00:49:37How much more out of the way could he be?
00:49:39Dead, you imbecile.
00:49:40Dead is what he could be.
00:49:41Dead!
00:49:42Dead?
00:49:43But he's the prince.
00:49:45Ah, may I interject something here?
00:49:47No, you may not.
00:49:48Okay.
00:49:49I never thought I'd have to see you again.
00:49:52Stupid little bat.
00:49:54It was all so perfect.
00:49:56Eliminate the prince.
00:49:57Sprain Baba Yaga.
00:49:58Send a hapless entertainer to save him.
00:50:01And yet, here you are.
00:50:03The conquering hero returning from battle with all the axers.
00:50:07Well, all the better.
00:50:10Oh, get the prince.
00:50:11Yes, he needs it.
00:50:15You three are the only ones who know.
00:50:19And none of you will ever leave this room.
00:50:23Alive.
00:50:26Ah, I'll take that.
00:50:29Dasvidaniya.
00:50:30Poor Bartok the Magnificent.
00:50:37He's come so far and done so much for the good people of Russia.
00:50:43Such a shame he'll be remembered as a liar.
00:50:46Ten times more powerful than I already am.
00:50:54Tenfold on the outside when I am on the inside.
00:50:59No, no, no!
00:51:02Oh, not to worry.
00:51:08The water will be along shortly.
00:51:11I'm off to claim my throne.
00:51:14The water will be along.
00:51:15Ezra!
00:51:25Everything is gone.
00:51:25I'm out.
00:51:29Mm-hm.
00:51:31Starting today, they are going to welcome a new girl.
00:51:45Starting today, no more lying or sneaking about.
00:51:52No, there's a love lovely as a flower.
00:51:57Someone who is totally in power.
00:52:01Starting today, when the real of Milla comes out.
00:52:08Starting today, every rule's guaranteed to be broken.
00:52:14Broken.
00:52:16Starting today, every whisper turns into a shout.
00:52:24Fill all my inhibitions, Moldy.
00:52:27More than just the peasants are revolting.
00:52:30Starting today, when the real of Milla comes out.
00:52:36Starting today is the grand transformation.
00:52:42I can obey or go on a vacation.
00:52:45Starting today, she'll be ruling the nation.
00:52:49No, there's a love.
00:52:51Oh, yes.
00:52:54And starting today, the whole world will be mine on a platter.
00:53:00Every man on a plate.
00:53:03Near you, peasant you, beyond you.
00:53:06Dim-wooded lout.
00:53:08Gee, the future looks great.
00:53:11Now my inner butte is appearing.
00:53:14I can almost hear the peasants cheering.
00:53:17Starting today, the whole world will be mine on a platter.
00:53:19Starting today, when the real of Milla
00:53:21proves she's a ruler to rival the tiller.
00:53:25Starting today, when the real of Milla
00:53:29comes out.
00:53:32Hey, hey.
00:53:41Hey.
00:53:43Hey.
00:53:44Hey.
00:53:48People of Moscow.
00:53:50My people.
00:53:53Oh, my goodness.
00:53:58Oh, the water's rising.
00:54:03Hurry.
00:54:04Bartok, help.
00:54:05Help.
00:54:06Bartok.
00:54:07Come on.
00:54:08Come on.
00:54:09Come on.
00:54:10Come on.
00:54:11Whoa.
00:54:12Huh?
00:54:13Zozi?
00:54:14Yes.
00:54:15What happened?
00:54:16Oh, you know, not much.
00:54:17Uh, Prince Ivan and his guard are about to drown.
00:54:20I'm next, because I can't get out of the cage.
00:54:22Um, Milla drank Baba's potion,
00:54:24and is about to take over the kingdom.
00:54:27Other than that, though, everything is, you know, hunky-dory.
00:54:30I've got an idea.
00:54:34We're stuck.
00:54:35Don't leave us.
00:54:36Don't leave us here.
00:54:39Ooh.
00:54:40Zozi?
00:54:41I believe I've separated my shoulder.
00:54:45Hey, help us down here.
00:54:47Hurry.
00:54:48One more time ought to do it.
00:54:50Just give it a little more, you know, oomph.
00:54:53Oh, that's what I've been doing wrong.
00:54:56I've been lacking.
00:54:57Oomph!
00:54:59Let me ask you.
00:55:00You mentioned something about having an idea.
00:55:14Was...
00:55:15Was this what you came up with?
00:55:17You can be honest.
00:55:18I may have made a slight miscalculation.
00:55:24I'm slipping!
00:55:31I'm sorry, your highness.
00:55:33I hate you.
00:55:34Here you go, your highness.
00:55:35Oh, eugh.
00:55:36Oh, eugh.
00:55:37Oh, eugh.
00:55:38Oh, eugh.
00:55:41TADAAA!
00:55:42I'm reminded of Euripides' character, Hippolytus, whose own life hung in the balance.
00:55:55of the balance, wronged by Aphrodite, dying nobly in his fockiness of peace.
00:56:09You've got to stop, Bledon. Go on.
00:56:17Oh, shit.
00:56:25Not so fast.
00:56:39Hey, you got yourself one hard head there, really.
00:56:48Whoa!
00:56:49At night, the sea began to rise in waves of death. Ship against ship, the Thracian storm wind shattered us.
00:57:02You are very good.
00:57:04Thank you. The first time I performed that was in 67, the Siberian Greek Tragedy Festival.
00:57:09Two more!
00:57:12All right, that's enough already with the fire!
00:57:19Fire! Fire! The town's on fire! We need water! Lots of water!
00:57:32This is for the Stumper. It's time for the Boogalur!
00:57:37It's good, no? In addition, you've got to realize that these are all a different size and weight.
00:57:43That increases the level of difficulty exponentially.
00:57:48Stand right this way.
00:57:49The man who is well-minded to the state, from me in death and life, shall have his honor.
00:57:59Please, that's completely unnecessary.
00:58:00Dear Dragon Lady!
00:58:01Zosie!
00:58:02Bartok!
00:58:03Get over here!
00:58:06Ha-ha!
00:58:07Hey! Where's the water?
00:58:08Yeah, I'm working on it.
00:58:09Hooray!
00:58:11Oh, man!
00:58:13Oh, God!
00:58:15Oh, God!
00:58:16Oh, God!
00:58:17I'm coming up!
00:58:18Oh, God!
00:58:19Oh, God!
00:58:20Oh, God!
00:58:21Oh, God!
00:58:22Oh, God!
00:58:23Oh, God!
00:58:24Oh, God!
00:58:25Oh, God!
00:58:26Oh, God!
00:58:27Oh, God!
00:58:28Oh, God!
00:58:29Oh, God!
00:58:30Hey, good for you. You got it. Congrats.
00:58:39Oh, so close on that one.
00:58:41Listen, I've been right where you are.
00:58:43I had a whole thing with a magic feather.
00:58:49Oh, oh. It's frustrating, isn't it?
00:58:52I mean, it's right there, but you can't get at it.
00:58:55It's, uh, it's not fun.
00:58:57Oh, much better there. Just up a little bit and to the left.
00:59:06Have a nice trip. See you next fall.
00:59:14Firetops, where's the water?
00:59:27Firetops.
00:59:36Talk about your big finish.
00:59:38You can't write stuff like this.
00:59:40Well done, my friend. Well done.
00:59:43Yeah, well, right back at you, my friend.
00:59:46Some wicked witch.
00:59:48Yeah.
00:59:49It was those tasks that helped you become what you always wanted to be.
00:59:54And I never gave her anything.
00:59:56What do you mean?
00:59:57You gave her what she needed most and what only a true hero could.
01:00:02Your compassion, Bartok.
01:00:05You gave her your compassion.
01:00:07Hey, I did, didn't I?
01:00:09I, she got upset and I, I helped her out.
01:00:12Boom, I just gave her my compassion.
01:00:14Didn't even think about it.
01:00:16Huh.
01:00:17Well, when you got it, you got it, I guess, Osie.
01:00:19I tell you what, I'm one heck of a guy.
01:00:22You certainly are.
01:00:24What a bat.
01:00:28Citizens of Moscow.
01:00:30Happy New York.
01:00:32Happy New York.
01:00:33Happy New York.
01:00:34Happy New York.
01:00:35Please, stand with me and give thanks to Bartok the Magnificent.
01:00:39Happy New York.
01:00:40He saved us and we are forever in his death.
01:00:43Happy New York.
01:00:45Please, it's embarrassing.
01:00:46Psst.
01:00:47Ooh.
01:00:48I almost forgot.
01:00:49Shh.
01:00:53Here ya go.
01:00:54That was my gift to you.
01:00:55Nonsense, your highness.
01:00:56Let me tell ya somethin' about that ring.
01:00:59That ring is a ring for royalty.
01:01:14How's Trix?
01:01:16How's Trix?
01:01:18I think he did really, really well, don't you, Baba?
01:01:22Pilots.
01:01:24Congratulations.
01:01:25Thank you. For everything.
01:01:29Yes. Well, fine.
01:01:33Hang on a sec. Is it me or is there a lot of love up here right now?
01:01:37You know what? I think it's time for that hug I was talking about.
01:01:41Again? With the hug?
01:01:43Come on, Pilots. Group hugs.
01:01:45Stop it now. Go, go, go.
01:01:47Bring it in, everybody.
01:01:52Okay, enough.
01:01:53Enough.
01:01:54I'll be seeing ya.
01:01:56You can count on it.
01:01:58See you soon.
01:01:59Auf Wiedersehen.
01:02:01Good luck.
01:02:02Bye, Bartok.
01:02:03Goodbye, Bartok the Magnificent.
01:02:12See you later, folks.
01:02:23Bye, Bartok.
01:02:24Bye, Bartok.
01:02:25Bye, Bartok.
01:02:26Bye, Bartok.
01:02:27Bye, Bartok.
01:02:28Bye, Bartok.
01:02:29Bye, Bartok.
01:02:30Bye, Bartok.
01:02:31Bye, Bartok.
01:02:32Bye, Bartok.
01:02:33Bye, Bartok.
01:02:34Bye, Bartok.
01:02:35Bye, Bartok.
01:02:36Bye, Bartok.
01:02:37Bye, Bartok.
01:02:38Bye, Bartok.
01:02:39Bye, Bartok.
01:02:40Bye, Bartok.
01:02:41Bye, Bartok.
01:02:42Bye, Bartok.
01:02:43Bye, Bartok.
01:02:44Bye, Bartok.
01:02:45Bye, Bartok.
01:02:46Bye, Bartok.
01:02:47Bye, Bartok.
01:02:48Bye, Bartok.
01:02:49Bye, Bartok.
01:02:50Bye, Bartok.