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00:00Perverts, you didn't think I was actually going to do it.
00:03Motherfuckers got to pay for that show.
00:06Alright, pretty boy, you're up next.
00:14There ain't nothing we haven't done before, huh?
00:16Oh, don't say it like it's a drag.
00:27Skyler, it's your turn.
00:30Whoa, let's go, Captain!
00:46Oh, God.
00:48Wait, hold on.
00:50We don't have to if you don't want to.
00:52Come on, just because it's her first game doesn't mean you have to go easy on her.
00:56We're not 12.
00:57I can take little baby Skyler's turn if she's too scared.
01:02What the fuck?
01:03What the fuck?
01:11Oh!
01:18Are you sure?
01:19It's fine.
01:20It's just a kiss, right?
01:26I had no clue how to kiss.
01:27Oh, no.
01:28I messed it up.
01:29I could feel it in my stomach.
01:30Wait, no.
01:31That was something else I was feeling in my stomach.
01:33Oh, no.
01:34I messed it up.
01:35I could feel it in my stomach.
01:36Wait.
01:37No.
01:38That was something else I was feeling in my stomach.
01:39Oh, my God.
01:40Jesus Christ!
01:41Someone get her some water!
01:42It's okay.
01:43It's okay.
01:44It's okay.
01:45I've been there before.
01:46I think I let a little too loose.
01:47You think?
01:48Yeah.
01:49Come on, you party animal.
01:50We're going home.
01:51Please.
01:52See our practice, Mom.
01:53Please.
01:54See our practice.
01:55Yes, sir.
01:56Did he just say we're going home?
01:57No.
01:58No.
01:59No.
02:00No.
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02:18No.
02:19No.
02:20No.
02:21No.
02:22Note to self.
02:23Never ever touch Hennessy again.
02:29How are you feeling?
02:40I'm so sorry.
02:42I ruined your last night off before the championship game.
02:45You're fine.
02:46You didn't ruin anything.
02:47And about last night.
02:50I'm so sorry.
02:51sorry god that was so embarrassing i feel like that shouldn't even count as a real kiss
02:58you want to know what a real first kiss is like
03:03either i was dreaming or hangover symptoms induced hallucinations or jamie donner was
03:16kissing me like actually this time but honestly whatever it was i didn't care
03:23elijah
03:30hi yeah i'm okay
03:36um yeah text me
03:42sorry i didn't mean to no it wasn't i didn't mean to
03:48why don't we just uh call that practice you know for your first actual kiss
03:53you probably have your first with someone you like right
03:56right yeah practice
04:00it's fine i'm stressed about it um i'll let you get changed
04:06yeah i made breakfast downstairs
04:10oh okay
04:13hi
04:26i was thinking about it
04:30i'll think about it
04:34okay i'll call you okay
04:34is that elijah again
04:57um no macy just sent me a meme
05:01yeah i just uh noticed you two getting real close lately
05:05what's that supposed to mean
05:07what's that supposed to mean
05:13it's just an observation
05:14he was your friend first remember
05:17what are you like gatekeeping me from making any new friends
05:22no
05:22why would i care who you're friends with i mean you barely have any
05:25i'm sorry
05:29i didn't mean it like that
05:31forget this
05:33i'm going
05:34sorry sky
05:37come on
05:38stupid
05:42boys
05:45stupid
05:47feelings
05:48hey
05:52you need a ride
05:55alrighty
06:02right here
06:03okay what does it mean
06:11when
06:12a guy kisses you
06:14and it's a good kiss
06:16and it's a good kiss
06:16like a really good one
06:18but then he plays it off and pretends it was just practice
06:21it's for a friend
06:23uh-huh
06:26well
06:28if i was
06:29your friend
06:30i wouldn't believe a single damn thing that guy says
06:34what does that mean
06:36boys are idiots
06:37y'all know that
06:38so
06:39if the kiss was as good as
06:41your friend
06:42says
06:43then
06:44i'm probably thinking the guy wanted to kiss her
06:48but
06:48doesn't understand his feelings just yet
06:50or maybe he just isn't ready to face them
06:52okay
06:56well
06:56thank you
06:58and
06:59thanks for the ride
07:01i'll see you at school
07:04yeah
07:05weird
07:09is that
07:10jamie's car
07:10interesting
07:12you always did make the best pasta message
07:18oh
07:18stop it
07:19you know i never could compare to your mom's cooking
07:21i never
07:25did get to tell you how sorry i was when she passed
07:28ah
07:30sorry kids
07:31gotta run to my next shift
07:33i'll clean up when i get back
07:42oh boy
07:44back to the floor
07:45i get it
07:48did it upset you
07:50what my mom said about your mom
07:53no
07:54i mean
07:55my mom's been gone for years now
07:58you know
07:59there's no point being upset
08:00anymore
08:01i still get sad about my dad sometimes
08:04i mean
08:05he chose to leave so
08:07i know it's different
08:08but
08:09it still hurts
08:10your dad always was a jackass
08:12no offense
08:16and i'm sorry about earlier today
08:19it's okay
08:20no it's not
08:22i was a jerk
08:23you can hang out with whoever you want
08:25including elijah's whole ass
08:27come on
08:30really
08:32all right
08:34if you say so
08:40much better up here
08:41so
08:44championship game this friday
08:47are you ready
08:49you know it
08:50we're gonna make those midtown boys piss themselves
08:52i heard that skylar heron is gonna beat tiffany for snow queen
09:07god she's so gorgeous now i vote for her over two-faced tiff any day
09:12see you've got the crown in the bag and now you just gotta secure the king
09:16the only thing jamie's focused on right now is the championship
09:19he's bound to ask you after he might even ask you to do the championship game tradition
09:23what tradition
09:24why don't you ask the quarterback himself
09:27i sent you my schedule like months ago
09:34okay
09:34it's not my fault you were too busy to bother checking
09:37look i just called to ask if you're gonna make it or not
09:43cool bye
09:46i'm guessing that was your dad
09:50said he was caught up in negotiations or some shit
09:54well if it helps
09:59i'll be there
10:00i need my lucky charm to win
10:03i want to tell you something
10:07okay what is it
10:10not right now
10:11because i want it to be the right time
10:13so after the game whether we win or lose i'll tell you that
10:18but uh for now we have this tradition on the football team
10:22i was wondering if you'd wear my letter into the game
10:25we have reached the final minute of the championship game
10:37come on come on come on
10:39i don't know about this they got like 50 yards to cover
10:43i'm sure it'll be fine
10:44right sky
10:45they don't call jamie donner the golden boy for nothing
11:08keep that bitch off the field in the game
11:13it's now or never of the night
11:28red 18
11:33red 18
11:35set
11:38donner looking for an open man
11:50sees township
11:52come on jamie
12:00let's go find jaylee
12:14skylar
12:15tiffany wants to have a little chat with you
12:30tell tiffany
12:31do you see him
12:44i don't know
12:45oh i left jamie sutterman
12:49oh you go meet him on the field okay i'll go get it
12:51okay thank you
12:52oh sorry
12:52oh there you are
13:03see i told you you're my lucky driver
13:05don't be there
13:17i knew you'd come back
13:19what are you doing wearing my jacket
13:20i gave it to skylar
13:22this is supposed to be mine
13:23no it was never supposed to be yours
13:25i don't even know what i saw in you
13:27skylar
13:29skylar wait
13:31are you sure he was like kissing kissing her his tongue was practically down her throat
13:39oh
13:40men ain't shit
13:42maybe there's like a good explanation for all of this skylar you know him
13:46guys i really don't want to talk about whether or not jamie likes me anymore
13:50it's all i could think about for the last six years and i'm so over it
13:54i say you show dumbass donner what he's missing
13:58the team's victory party starts in two hours
14:00and i know someone who can get us in
14:03you down
14:04i am so down
14:08it's like to hear
14:09skylar
14:21i know you're in there right
14:24i'm coming in
14:25oh
14:33welcome home champ
14:35do you think you could
14:37help me with my zipper
14:39yeah
14:40of course
14:41so
14:52that would happen at the game today
14:55if i
14:56it's okay
14:56you made your choice
14:58no hard feelings
15:00no i didn't make a choice
15:03okay
15:03but i thought that
15:05she was
15:07wearing the jacket that i gave you
15:10i thought
15:14uh
15:16are you still tired from the game or something
15:18your
15:18face is all red
15:20no i'm fine
15:23good
15:24good
15:29the team would be bummed if their captain couldn't make it to the victory party
15:36did you even hear a word i said
15:41i heard
15:42i've just been paying more attention to your actions
15:46i'm not getting back with tiffany okay
15:50i want
15:51you want what
15:52see
15:55how do you expect me to believe a single word you say when all you do tells me the opposite
16:00skylar wait
16:03come on
16:04i've been waiting
16:08six years for you to finally see me
16:11i'm tired
16:12i'm done waiting
16:15this guy
16:31let me get you a drink
16:33let me get you a drink
16:43late as usual huh golden
16:49you know i didn't think you had it in you
16:52that was a sick touchdown pass
16:55i think maybe that won you the mvp trophy
16:58yeah i'm sure you had a million dollar view of it from the bench
17:02you know
17:04i think our boy elijah over there
17:07is gonna catch another pass from you tonight
17:10hey it's uh kind of loud down here you want to go somewhere quieter
17:13lead the way
17:19you know what your problem is
17:26you think you got it all figured out
17:27really
17:28you don't know shit
17:31that's big talk for somebody who had uh
17:33ten minutes of play time
17:34i'm not talking about ball brother
17:36i'm talking about you fumbling
17:38the two baddest bitches at our school
17:41come on
17:42you don't think we all knew
17:44i mean
17:45the way you look at skylar
17:47the way she looks at you
17:49it's obvious
17:51you're telling me she wasn't a freak under those nerd glasses
17:54shut the fuck off
17:55hofford
17:55a little touchy aren't we
17:57i'm glad we found somewhere to chat
17:59more
18:00private
18:02there's something i've been meaning to tell you
18:08i can't
18:19i'm sorry elijah
18:22i just
18:23i can't
18:25there's someone else
18:26and
18:27i
18:27oh i know
18:28i know all your secrets
18:31i know all your secrets
18:35including the one you've been hiding about our captain
18:38what do you mean
18:40skylar
18:40i saw his car on your driveway when i dropped you off
18:44oh
18:46oh my god
18:48okay
18:49okay please just don't tell anyone
18:52i didn't plan on us living together
18:54it just happened
18:55oh
18:56living together
18:58i thought you two were just hiding a secret relationship
19:01and
19:03i was
19:04supposed to think
19:05like
19:05help you make him jealous or whatever
19:07what
19:08what made you think that
19:10he told me you
19:12kissed him
19:13he said it was
19:14practice
19:15you mean
19:20don has been giving me murder eyes over a roommate
19:23please
19:26he's too busy playing a stupid cat and mouse game with tiffany
19:29skylar
19:34he likes you
19:37he might even be in love with you
19:40why not just shoot your shot
19:42i don't know
19:46i guess i guess i'm scared of what might happen
19:52if things changing
19:55everyone changes
19:56it's
19:58high school
19:59you've obviously changed a lot
20:03but we're not all gonna be here for forever
20:06better to take the chance now than
20:09live with the gray
20:11right
20:12you're telling me she wasn't a freak under those nerd glasses
20:17shut the fuck up crawford
20:18a little touchy are we
20:20can't blame a guy for being curious
20:23you know i wonder after she's done with elijah
20:26maybe she'll let me have a turn
20:28you guys need to get downstairs
20:40now
20:41wait break it up
20:45jamie stop
20:46fuck you
20:47what the hell are you thinking
20:52oh my god
20:56okay
20:59where are we going
21:04home
21:05home
21:12huh
21:13what the hell
21:17what made you go all conor mcgregor on caleb
21:20sit
21:24don't think
21:31that just because i'm being nice
21:33and treating your cuts
21:34it means i'm not mad at you still
21:37i heard you won mvp
21:40uh-huh
21:42you know you don't seem too thrilled
21:48for a newly crowned champion and mvp
21:50i thought that was the biggest thing you wanted from your senior year
21:55yeah it was
21:58then i realized i want something else more
22:03that being
22:08you skylar
22:20this isn't a game
22:23it's not
22:25it's never been
22:27i don't
22:28you had to know about how i feel
22:31jamie you're hurt
22:34i don't care
22:35i just want to be with you
22:37i will literally kill you
22:47if you say this is practice again
22:49i'm serious
22:52can you keep a secret
23:01don't give away my heart
23:03no i ain't the type to share
23:05can you play the part
23:06ever since i first saw you
23:08ain't put nothing before you
23:09you know i adore you
23:11so tell me you love me just like a greeting card
23:16now i want that fast love put love in your car
23:19you know i've been saying
23:19skrt skrt leave them in the dark dark
23:21before we crash in the dark
23:22right before we crash in the dark
23:26love ain't meant to hurt this much
23:27love ain't meant to hurt this much
23:29oh no
23:30i don't have to hurt this much
23:31oh no
24:38No.
24:39No.
24:41This can't happen.
24:43Did he...
24:46sleep with me and then leave?
24:50Morning.
24:52Jamie!
24:53I thought you left.
24:56We need to talk.
25:03Hey, Jamie.
25:06Whoa.
25:08Are you guys fighting?
25:10No.
25:10It's...
25:12complicated.
25:13Pokey!
25:14Wait up!
25:14Oh, did you guys hear the good news?
25:23Jamie's right back where he belongs.
25:27You went back to her?
25:28Mm-hmm.
25:29After everything she did to me?
25:33Aw.
25:34It's okay.
25:35It's for the best.
25:37She was never good enough for you anyways, Pokey Bear.
25:39You know me.
25:39You fucking asshole.
25:45So tasteless.
25:47My daddy's side of fire.
25:49We can't believe we're staying easy.
25:51We can't believe we're staying easy.
25:52We can't believe we're staying easy.
25:53I think we're also going to be wild.
25:57Cookie!
25:58Hey!
25:58How are you okay with this?
26:00I want to set them on fire.
26:02Happy new semester, Maple High.
26:04The nominees for...
26:05We are almost there, Skye.
26:07It's all going to be over soon.
26:08Make sure you buy your tickets before it's too late.
26:11I would say we'll get her next year, but...
26:14We don't have next year.
26:15It's fine, Abby.
26:17It's not like I was actually going to win.
26:19What the literal shit?
26:26You made it!
26:27You made the list!
26:28Oh, it's just a pity vote.
26:30You really think anybody's going to actually vote for her?
26:34Come on, Pokey.
26:35Just another week.
26:37Then everything will be alright.
26:42What's up, girl?
26:43Oh, my God.
26:44I know.
26:46Skye, where did you get all that?
26:48I got it at the Shein' pop-up.
26:50It's one of their bestsellers.
26:51What do you think?
26:52I think you look like a million bucks.
26:54I think you're going to win a crown in that.
26:56Oh, come on, Snow Queen.
26:58You've got a bottle crash.
27:05What do you think goes wrong tonight?
27:14You know what to do.
27:17Pokey, come dance with me.
27:19We need to practice for when they crown us.
27:21Come on.
27:22Trust me.
27:41Hey, I don't mean, remember?
27:49You and Skylar are done.
27:51I'm going to show your sex tape to the entire school.
27:54Right now.
27:55She looks just like my mom.
28:03All right, everyone.
28:04It's time to announce your Winter Ball royal court.
28:07Oh, my God.
28:07But first, could all nominees please head to the stage?
28:11Oh, my God.
28:12I've been waiting for this moment my whole life.
28:14You're not queen yet.
28:16Just one last play.
28:22This year's Winter Ball king is our MVP quarterback, Mr. Jamie Donner.
28:32Yay!
28:33I got it!
28:34Yay!
28:40There you go, young man.
28:42Now, on to the queen.
28:44Actually, Mr. Sullivan, would it be cool if I announced the snow queen?
28:48Uh, Jamie, what are you doing?
28:51Well, you made us so proud this year that you go right in.
28:56What the hell is he doing?
28:58He dumped you, and now he's just going to rub this stupid shit in your face?
29:02Hello, everybody.
29:04You probably already know me.
29:06And if you really know me, you know that I pretty much got everything that I wanted this year.
29:10We got the championship.
29:11That's my quarterback.
29:12That's us.
29:13That's us.
29:13I got the MVP and a scholarship to play college ball.
29:17But even after I got those things, I still felt hollow inside, like something was missing.
29:26And it took me forever to figure out what it was, but now I know I was missing the girl in my dreams.
29:32She knows me better than anybody, maybe even better than I know myself, and for the longest time, she thought that I never saw her.
29:44But I did.
29:45I always, always saw her.
29:48I've made a lot of mistakes in my life, but I'd be the luckiest guy in the world if she'd give me another chance to be the guy that she deserves, right after I give her this crown.
29:58Skylar, you want Snow Queen?
30:10Skylar, you want Snow Queen?
30:11What?
30:14That crown is supposed to be mine.
30:16You must have cheated.
30:17There's no way you could have won this.
30:18Or maybe you're the one who's been playing dirty.
30:23What?
30:28I was scared of you once, Tiffany.
30:30You're the cheer captain, queen of the school, beautiful, powerful.
30:38I thought the world revolved around you.
30:41It does.
30:42But I see it now, because you're nothing but an insecure bully who puts other people down to make herself feel better.
30:53What?
30:54Did you just call me insecure?
30:56Honestly, I don't care who you are.
31:02You're at the bottom of the food chain, babe, which means I devour weak bitches like you.
31:07Do you understand?
31:10Who are you to call me insecure?
31:12I mean, look at you.
31:13You're nothing.
31:14You're invisible.
31:16I am.
31:18So are most of us here.
31:20But just because we don't stand out like you, doesn't mean we want to be terrorized by your mean, snarky comments and designer bags.
31:31Terrorize?
31:33Please.
31:34This school loves me.
31:35Okay?
31:36Come on, guys.
31:37Tell her.
31:38I was too scared to say this, but I've always thought you were a total bitch.
31:42What?
31:43Who the hell are you?
31:44You said that I dressed like Edward Scissorhands' girlfriend and had your minions cut up my dress.
31:48Then you forced me to tell the principal that I fell down the stairs.
31:51I did no such thing.
31:52You threw my lunch into the trash and told me to jump into the pool so you can see me float like a pig.
31:57That was a...
31:59You said you wanted to carve a scar into my forehead because I look like Harry Potter.
32:02Okay, just shut up.
32:03Shut up.
32:03All of you, shut up.
32:06Okay, shut up.
32:07Just shut up.
32:08All of you, shut up.
32:09We have people tuning in from all over to see the beauty queens meltdown.
32:13Let's see.
32:14Hi from Tokyo.
32:15Britain doesn't claim this crazy white girl.
32:17Wow, over 50k viewers now.
32:2050k?
32:22You're gonna regret taking this crown when I release your sex tape and show up to the whole school.
32:27The principal, TMZ, everyone!
32:31Allison?
32:32Um, you're like, cancelled, Tiffany.
32:37I am not trying to get cancelled with you.
32:40Oh.
32:41What?
32:42Give me my crown!
32:55Oh, my God.
32:56My dad-explorers will be hearing about this!
32:59Bye!
33:05Bye!
33:16Bye!
33:17Well, that certainly was a plan.
33:19We need to talk.
33:21What's wrong?
33:21It's Tiffany.
33:26She recorded us last night outside the window.
33:29What the hell?
33:32What are we gonna do?
33:33Listen,
33:34I have a plan that will take her out once and for all.
33:38One last play from the quarterback.
33:40You trust me?
33:41I do.
33:44Even though it might make you a little sad?
33:49I trust you, Jamie.
33:51No matter what.
34:01Thank you for trusting me.
34:03Was that whole speech part of the plan, too?
34:10What do you think?
34:12I think...
34:14that I'm in love with you, Jamie Donner.
34:19But that depends on what you have to say.
34:23Well, Skylar Heron,
34:25I'm pretty damn sure I love you, too.
34:33You'd think my whole life changed senior year.
34:42But things didn't change all that much.
34:45I mean, yes, I dressed a little better.
34:47I held my head a little higher.
34:49I also no longer had a certain someone tormenting me.
34:53Because her daddy was so embarrassed about her viral tantrum
34:56that he sent her to Swiss finishing school.
34:58But other than that,
35:04I still feel like I'm me.
35:08Just...
35:09leveled up.
35:19And with Jamie,
35:21lots of things also feel familiar.
35:26It's weird how we naturally came back together.
35:28Like how it was when we were kids.
35:38Well, it's a little different.
35:40I get to kiss you whenever I want now.
35:42So that's pretty cool.
35:44Can you be serious for one minute?
35:46Jamie Donner, attending UCLA.
36:05Skylar Heron, also attending UCLA.
36:07You're going to have to get used to my knowing ass
36:16if we're going to college together.
36:17Ugh, again?
36:19I barely got through high school with you.
36:21We went six years not talking to each other.
36:23I'm going to spend the rest of my life
36:24making up for lost time.
36:25I've seen Jamie grow from the carefree kid I played with in the park
36:49to a person who carries the hopes of our community on his shoulder.
36:54And that's our presentation.
36:56How was it, Mr. Sullivan?
36:57My apologies.
37:01I must have dozed off again.
37:04You two minds start again from the top?
37:07No, no, no, no...
37:08I'll be right back.
37:08I'm sorry.
37:09I'll be right back.
37:09Bye bye.
37:09Bye bye.
37:10Bye bye.
37:11Bye bye.