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00:00:00I'm sorry.
00:00:30Beep beep beep
00:01:00Oh
00:01:26Oh
00:01:30But I'm holding the party to introduce you to our friends.
00:01:37I'll be back on Friday. You can have it then.
00:01:39It'll be too late by then. Mardi Gras will be over.
00:01:42Philip, let's not start this again, okay?
00:01:45I really like you a lot, but I think it's a little too early for us to stop dating other people.
00:01:50Too early for you, maybe.
00:01:53You know, I haven't even looked at another girl since we met.
00:01:57I haven't.
00:01:59Look, I wasn't born yesterday.
00:02:01And you, my dear, are a natural-born lady killer if I ever met one.
00:02:05So don't lay down one set of rules for me while you follow another.
00:02:09I'm not a hypocrite, Emmanuel.
00:02:12I only hope I get the chance to prove it to you.
00:02:28Having trouble?
00:02:44Trouble?
00:02:45Yes, I am having trouble.
00:02:48I'd call for help, but I don't have a phone in my car.
00:02:54I'll tell you what. I'll give you a ride just into the next town.
00:02:57Okay?
00:02:58Do you mean you'll let me in your transport?
00:03:01Yes.
00:03:04Hop in.
00:03:04My name is Emmanuel.
00:03:16I am called Half-Bron.
00:03:20Half-Bron? That's an unusual name.
00:03:22Where are you from, if you don't mind me asking?
00:03:26A long ways from here.
00:03:27Well, I assume that.
00:03:30You have an unusual accent.
00:03:33Another transport is headed towards us.
00:03:35Why are you laughing? We could have been killed.
00:03:43These transports are so difficult to maneuver.
00:03:46What do you mean by transports?
00:03:48This. It's so primitive.
00:03:52I had trouble keeping my transport on the Black Path.
00:03:56I see.
00:03:56You're not in trouble with the law, are you?
00:04:09The being inside that transport was very hostile.
00:04:13He caused me to stop and asked me if I was drinking.
00:04:17He then tried to force me out of the transport,
00:04:20and I knocked him to the ground and kept going.
00:04:23Oh, my God. You shouldn't have done that.
00:04:25He'll think you're resisting arrest.
00:04:26Resisting arrest?
00:04:29Yes.
00:04:30And that's bad?
00:04:33Well, it certainly isn't advisable.
00:04:48That is a very pleasant sound.
00:04:50Is there a word for it?
00:04:53Uh, yes.
00:04:54I believe it's called music.
00:04:58Ah, music.
00:05:03Don't you need to make a phone call about your car?
00:05:07Oh, that.
00:05:09I do not want anything more to do with that.
00:05:12I had trouble keeping mine on...
00:05:14The Black Path.
00:05:16Yes, I know.
00:05:17Hi.
00:05:17Hi.
00:05:18Can I get you folks today?
00:05:19Um, coffee and a glass of water, please.
00:05:23Um, have fun.
00:05:25Would you like something?
00:05:28Water.
00:05:29Water.
00:05:30Yes, I think I need some water.
00:05:34Okay.
00:05:39I think if it's more than water you want, she could take care of that for you.
00:05:46She was coming on to you.
00:05:47Coming on?
00:05:49Oh, don't tell me you don't know what that means.
00:05:54She wants to have sex with you.
00:06:02Hi, Fran.
00:06:02Here, I'll get you.
00:06:08Excuse me, ma'am.
00:06:09That young man you're with, is he a friend of yours?
00:06:11Uh, actually, I met him on the highway.
00:06:15His car was broken down.
00:06:17It's not his car.
00:06:19I pulled him over on a suspected DUI, ran the plates after he took off on me.
00:06:24It's stolen.
00:06:28You are looking for the young one?
00:06:30Yes.
00:06:30Yes, he just left through the opening in there.
00:06:35What's going on?
00:06:37Pardon me.
00:06:42He took off.
00:06:45This is how he's a crook.
00:06:48Too bad.
00:06:50He's gorgeous.
00:06:51Yeah, he certainly was.
00:06:53Look, I've lost my appetite.
00:06:55Thanks anyway.
00:06:57No problem, honey.
00:07:00Would it be possible to get a ride?
00:07:06I'm not going far.
00:07:08Just a few miles beyond.
00:07:10Okay.
00:07:14Come on.
00:07:16Come on.
00:07:17I wonder if he got away.
00:07:32Got away?
00:07:33My friend in the diner.
00:07:35Turns out he'd stolen a car.
00:07:37What does this mean, stole?
00:07:41Took something that doesn't belong to him?
00:07:43That's not right.
00:07:45Ah.
00:07:46Thank you for telling me.
00:07:48I won't do it again.
00:07:49Would you mind telling me what's going on here?
00:07:51You sound exactly like Haffron.
00:07:53I am half-wrong.
00:07:55It's true.
00:07:57We rode together for an hour.
00:07:59I have known many of your kind since I came here.
00:08:03But you.
00:08:05There is something very different about you.
00:08:09You seem very courageous.
00:08:10Stop the car.
00:08:15I'd like to show you something.
00:08:19Please.
00:08:21Until now, you've shown no fear at all.
00:08:24Give me your hand.
00:08:43Hold tight to me.
00:08:45Whatever you do,
00:08:46don't release my grip.
00:08:54Emanuel.
00:08:58I was afraid the travel would affect you this way.
00:09:01Transportation is complete.
00:09:03Maintaining orbit at 7.3 clings above surface.
00:09:09Where am I?
00:09:10You are on our transport.
00:09:14Don't you recall meeting me?
00:09:16Yes.
00:09:18On the road after I left New Orleans.
00:09:20Full ship's company present and accounted for.
00:09:25What am I wearing?
00:09:28You are in the uniform of our ship.
00:09:29How did I...
00:09:32Never mind.
00:09:33I don't want to know.
00:09:35I was the first of our group to walk on your planet.
00:09:38Although not in this particular form.
00:09:41Perhaps I could help if I took the form in which we first met.
00:09:44We have long ago unlocked the secrets of transmutation
00:09:53so that wherever we are,
00:09:55we can assume the shape of the dominant species.
00:09:58Any species, actually.
00:09:59But the dominant one is naturally the one of interest.
00:10:02We are scientists here to collect data.
00:10:05Your world is so different from any of the others we have visited.
00:10:08With your war and social destructions that exist,
00:10:13we believe this may be the result of your methods of reproduction.
00:10:18By taking your form, we experience your needs as you do.
00:10:23We have all of your instincts, but we are at a loss to understand them.
00:10:26That is why I came in hopes of finding one of your kind
00:10:30that might help us understand.
00:10:33I believe I have found what I am looking for.
00:10:36I think I'm going to faint.
00:10:37Theo, your toast is ready.
00:10:40Theo, your toast is ready.
00:10:51This wasn't a dream after all.
00:10:56A dream?
00:10:57Yes, you sleep to recharge yourself.
00:11:08And while you sleep, pictures come to mind.
00:11:12Yes.
00:11:13That is exactly the type of translation we have been looking for.
00:11:18Where we come from, these things don't exist.
00:11:21And other things, too.
00:11:22For instance, we have noticed that there are two types of beings.
00:11:27One is shaped like myself, and the other is shaped like you.
00:11:35Well, can you explain why this is?
00:11:39Well, do you remember when I mentioned sex?
00:11:46Yes.
00:11:47Well, that's what I was talking about, that the difference between you and me,
00:11:51it's the way we procreate and show affection for one another.
00:11:55Captain Haffron, your internal liquid's pressure is rising.
00:12:16Captain Haffron, your internal pressure is rising precipitously.
00:12:30All crew, don T.E. monitors now.
00:12:33All crew, don T.E. monitors now.
00:12:37Eternal pressure is still rising.
00:12:48Galvanic response of 13%.
00:13:18Oh, my God.
00:13:48Tasha, your pressures are up 27%.
00:14:18Captain, metabolic rates are dangerously high.
00:14:48Captain, advise you halt all activity immediately.
00:15:16Captain, Captain, Captain!
00:15:31Unregulated activity has ceased.
00:15:34Cleaning droids to Chamber 6.
00:15:41You say this does not always result in procreation?
00:15:45Not always.
00:15:48You have a completely different system than ours.
00:15:51When we procreate, we merely divide ourselves.
00:15:56I like your way much better.
00:16:00Are all other women exactly the same as you?
00:16:02No.
00:16:03No two are exactly the same.
00:16:05I think I am going to go back down to your planet and figure out these differences for myself.
00:16:12You can't do that.
00:16:13You can't go demand sex.
00:16:14There are rules you have to follow.
00:16:15Rules?
00:16:16Yes.
00:16:17You know, laws.
00:16:18Oh no.
00:16:19Do you people have laws for everything?
00:16:21Yes.
00:16:22But I have a feeling you are going to master them very quickly.
00:16:32There are some places special I would like to take you.
00:16:35And there is a very important lesson that I want you to learn.
00:16:46Was it less difficult for you this time?
00:16:48Slightly, yes.
00:16:50Havron, can I change my appearance the way you changed yours?
00:16:55There is someone in here I know.
00:16:57And just this morning we had an argument about seeing other people.
00:17:00You must concentrate on the image you want to be.
00:17:03When you have it firmly in your mind, press this button.
00:17:07All right, I am your sister, okay?
00:17:19You are my brother.
00:17:20My name is Lisa, your Harold.
00:17:24But try not to say much, okay?
00:17:27Just watch and listen.
00:17:37You'll see.
00:17:38You'll die.
00:17:39arem
00:17:50Hey, Ho Sega, yo.
00:17:56Get home.
00:17:59Ya, why?
00:18:02She was very hostile.
00:18:15You can't just ask for sex directly.
00:18:19It requires seduction.
00:18:22Seduction?
00:18:24Well, yeah.
00:18:26It means...
00:18:28Okay, see them?
00:18:29He's trying to say something to her to make her laugh or feel comfortable.
00:18:32He's trying to make himself attractive to her.
00:18:35And if he succeeds, then maybe she'll end up having sex with her.
00:18:38And only the men have to do this?
00:18:40Well, no.
00:18:42It's usually easier if a woman seduces the man than the other way around.
00:18:46Her.
00:18:47Look, she's trying to seduce you right now.
00:18:48Go ask her to dance.
00:18:51Dance?
00:18:52Yeah.
00:18:53Just move exactly the way they are, okay?
00:18:55Come on.
00:19:02The usual, Jackie.
00:19:22Thanks.
00:19:22Hey, you got a cigarette?
00:19:34Uh, you got a light?
00:19:36Sure.
00:19:37God, New Orleans certainly is a madhouse, isn't it?
00:19:47It's the first time we've been to Mardi Gras, my brother and myself.
00:19:50I don't even know who's throwing this party.
00:19:55Looks like your brother just got lucky.
00:19:57Oh, yeah.
00:19:57So is that why you come here?
00:20:02To get lucky?
00:20:04No.
00:20:04I'm the one who's throwing this party.
00:20:06Oh.
00:20:07You.
00:20:08That's right.
00:20:10And your wife is...
00:20:12I'm not married.
00:20:19But, um, she's out of town right now.
00:20:23Actually, she's usually out of town.
00:20:24We only see each other about once a month.
00:20:28So you must miss her.
00:20:30No.
00:20:34I see.
00:20:35Just because we had an argument this morning.
00:20:38Really?
00:20:39What's her argument about?
00:20:40Well, she's a very remarkable woman.
00:20:44Beautiful.
00:20:46Adventurous.
00:20:47You might say she's a real free spirit.
00:20:49Um, I really think that's what starts to threaten me.
00:20:52So I sort of did this jealousy routine.
00:20:56But she said I had no right to be jealous.
00:20:59That I was probably the one that was sleeping around on her.
00:21:02And are you?
00:21:04Emmanuel.
00:21:06What did he say?
00:21:08Uh, a man in the well.
00:21:11It's a family joke.
00:21:13You wouldn't understand.
00:21:13Uh, excuse me.
00:21:17Oh, no.
00:21:18Excuse me for a minute, please.
00:21:20Sorry.
00:21:20What are you doing?
00:21:25I've done it.
00:21:26I have seduced a woman.
00:21:28That quickly?
00:21:29Yes.
00:21:30She said we should leave.
00:21:32She will do anything I want her to.
00:21:35Uh, I don't know, Efron.
00:21:37It sounds kind of suspicious to me.
00:21:39Listen, I'm going to get out of here for a while.
00:21:40You want to come along?
00:21:42I thought this was your party.
00:21:45They're all grown-ups.
00:21:46They'll be all right.
00:21:47I just need a change of scenery.
00:21:48Well, I've got my brother here, and he's gotten lucky, so.
00:21:54Well, they can both come along.
00:21:59Okay.
00:22:00Why not?
00:22:00Come on, Henry.
00:22:11Take me to the bedroom.
00:22:13I'm on the clock.
00:22:15You're on the clock?
00:22:19She's a professional.
00:22:20Yeah, it sure looks that way.
00:22:22Um, no.
00:22:27He's just got to learn for himself.
00:22:31All right, honey.
00:22:32Let's get going.
00:22:33I need the money first.
00:22:35Money?
00:22:37Yeah, you know, like I said at the bar.
00:22:39Uh, $200, and I'll do anything for you.
00:22:44Wow.
00:22:45What's money?
00:22:49I'll tell you what.
00:22:51This one's on the house.
00:22:59So, you were, uh, going to tell me whether you've ever cheated on your girlfriend?
00:23:08No.
00:23:10Never.
00:23:11I had you all wrong.
00:23:21Until now.
00:23:33Unregulated activity has commenced.
00:23:36Dante, he monitors.
00:23:37The captain is at it again.
00:23:58The captain is at it again.
00:24:02Oh.
00:24:02Go ahead.
00:24:09You can touch him.
00:24:10Don't be shy.
00:24:13Oh.
00:24:18Where'd you come from?
00:24:26Oh.
00:24:27Oh.
00:24:29Oh.
00:24:29Oh.
00:24:30Emanuel metabolic functions rising rapidly stand by for more information
00:25:00Oh
00:25:30Oh
00:26:00Oh
00:26:30Oh
00:26:32Oh
00:26:34Oh
00:26:36What is this?
00:26:38Oh
00:26:40Good Percy let's go
00:26:42Woo
00:26:44Giddy ass
00:26:46Oh
00:26:48Oh
00:26:50Oh
00:26:56Oh
00:26:58Oh
00:27:00Heat levels in the ship have risen
00:27:0212%
00:27:04Adjusting vents now
00:27:06Oh
00:27:08Oh
00:27:10Oh
00:27:12Oh
00:27:14Oh
00:27:16Oh
00:27:26Will you marry me?
00:27:28Psst
00:27:34Thank you for a very pleasant time
00:27:36Don't mention it
00:27:38Hmm
00:27:40Hmm
00:27:46Goodbye Philip
00:27:48Don't worry about Emmanuel
00:27:50I have a feeling she's moved on to other things
00:27:52How did you know her name?
00:27:54Did she send you here?
00:27:56Who are you?
00:27:58Who are you?
00:28:00Goodbye Philip?
00:28:02Don't worry about Emmanuel
00:28:04I have a feeling she's moved on to other things
00:28:06How did you know her name?
00:28:08Did she send you here?
00:28:10Who are you?
00:28:12Oh
00:28:26But I do not understand if you had such bad feelings for him
00:28:30Why did you have sex with him?
00:28:32He was impossible to resist Half Ron
00:28:34Remember
00:28:36Men and women have to trust each other to fall in love
00:28:40Love?
00:28:42What is love?
00:28:46All in good time Half Ron
00:28:48All in good time
00:28:52Theo your toast is ready
00:28:54Theo your toast is ready
00:28:56I am honored that you've selected me to be your guide
00:29:10And I'm certainly tempted to take you up on it
00:29:14But the fact is I've got a life to attend to
00:29:16And as much as I'd like to remain here with you
00:29:20I don't think I can
00:29:22For example
00:29:24I've been planning a cruise at the Nile for over a year now
00:29:27And if I don't return to Earth immediately
00:29:29I'm going to miss it altogether
00:29:31We do not ask you that you discontinue your life, Emmanuel
00:29:34We ask only that you let us accompany you
00:29:37But if you accompany me
00:29:38You become my life
00:29:40Is that so bad?
00:29:42No, it's not that bad
00:29:44It's just, it's a huge responsibility
00:29:47And the knowledge you're after is very complicated
00:29:50I think you may be able to find a better teacher than myself
00:29:53We are satisfied with our choice
00:29:56We ask only that you take us with you where you go
00:30:00Transportation chamber is now charged and ready
00:30:05Transportation chamber is now charged and ready
00:30:08Transportation chamber is now charged and ready
00:30:10Okay then
00:30:12We're going to Egypt
00:30:14To be continued
00:30:15To be continued
00:30:16To be continued
00:30:33Oh, thank you very much.
00:30:36You never know me.
00:30:38I didn't like it.
00:30:39Make a draw.
00:30:40Give me more tea, Mr. Ozzy.
00:30:41Oh, thank you.
00:30:43You're very, very, very, very, very much.
00:30:46Well, what's you want to do?
00:30:48Yeah, it's a good job.
00:30:50We'll go down there, Mr. Ozzy.
00:30:52Go up there.
00:30:53Go up there, Mr. Ozzy.
00:30:55Oh, it's just a wonderful, Mr. Ozzy.
00:30:58I'll stick to my house, Mr. Ozzy.
00:31:00I don't want to have cakes, his teeth.
00:31:03Charmy.
00:31:04Is he taken?
00:31:07Yes, it is.
00:31:08I don't see nobody.
00:31:10I do.
00:31:12So how was it on tech?
00:31:16Very exciting.
00:31:17There are a great many women on this ship.
00:31:19That's not exactly what I meant.
00:31:21Now you piss the lady off, buddy.
00:31:23You know, the only thing pissing me off is you.
00:31:26So if you don't mind, why don't you just go on?
00:31:31Some people are always trying to ruin a good sign.
00:31:38Are you sure you don't want to stop at one of the sites along the way?
00:31:54This area is full of history.
00:31:56We aren't so interested in your history.
00:31:59We are interested more in the way you are now.
00:32:02The way your bodies function.
00:32:04The way you interact.
00:32:06Are you sure my appearance is pleasing?
00:32:10Does it suit me?
00:32:13Yes, it suits you just fine.
00:32:17Appearances mean a great deal in matters of sex, don't they?
00:32:20They matter, but it's not the only criteria.
00:32:23It's the soul of a person that is most important.
00:32:26The soul?
00:32:28Yes.
00:32:29The essence.
00:32:31The life force.
00:32:33The way it's manifested in each person.
00:32:36You see, this is why I'm not sure I should be your guide.
00:32:41I don't know if I can explain things to you so that you can understand them.
00:32:44But I do understand.
00:32:46Your essence is the reason I selected you.
00:32:50Haffron, do you think you would recognize me if I looked totally different?
00:32:56Yes.
00:32:57I am certain of it.
00:32:59Wait for me!
00:33:00Okay, then.
00:33:02Let's make a bet.
00:33:03A bet?
00:33:04Yes.
00:33:05A challenge.
00:33:07I'll transform my appearance, and you have to figure out which one of the many women on this ship I am.
00:33:13If, by the time we reach Alexandria, you can identify me, I'll remain as your guide.
00:33:19And if I cannot?
00:33:22I'll leave.
00:33:25I wish these were not your terms, but because I am certain I will know you, I accept.
00:33:32Good.
00:33:35Where are you going?
00:33:37To arrange for new accommodations.
00:33:40And don't follow me. That's cheating.
00:33:43I will know you right away.
00:33:49I will know you.
00:33:50I will know you.
00:33:51I will know you.
00:33:52I will know you.
00:33:53Okay.
00:33:54But next time, let's disembark.
00:33:55I mean I love staying here.
00:33:56I really do.
00:33:57But do you want to get some of the sights over here?
00:33:58Yes.
00:33:59Okay, let's see if I really want to see some of these things.
00:34:02We'll have another little bit of fun.
00:34:04Okay, but next time, let's disembark.
00:34:09I mean, I love staying with you, I really do,
00:34:12but do you want to get some of the sights over here?
00:34:14Yes.
00:34:15Yes.
00:34:16We'll just have to see one of them.
00:34:18Yeah, it's nice to see one of them.
00:34:21Oh, you haven't even seen one of them.
00:34:24Hey, baby.
00:34:35Do you mind?
00:34:37Oh, really?
00:34:38What the hell?
00:34:39Come on, my travel agent said this was a swinging single switch, huh?
00:34:43Why don't you go swing someplace else?
00:34:46Yes, you heard her.
00:34:48Go swing someplace else.
00:34:50You know, you're really starting to annoy me.
00:34:53There always has to be someone to spoil you a good time.
00:35:11That's what I was just thinking.
00:35:13I thought so.
00:35:14Yes.
00:35:15He thought what?
00:35:16That is what you were just thinking.
00:35:18What are you, psychic?
00:35:19If you're psychic, why don't you tell me a little bit about myself?
00:35:23Well, you are very beautiful.
00:35:27Ooh, I like this.
00:35:29And you are very fond of playing games.
00:35:32Sometimes.
00:35:33Go on.
00:35:34And you and I have met somewhere before.
00:35:39Ah, your psychic powers are failing you now.
00:35:43Perhaps you are pretending you do not remember?
00:35:46Oh, I think I definitely remember you.
00:35:49Because of my essence?
00:35:51That's an interesting way of putting it.
00:35:54I'm Ursula.
00:35:55Ursula?
00:35:56I'm Haffron, in case you don't already know.
00:36:00Haffron, that's an interesting name.
00:36:03Well, Haffron, I'm very hungry.
00:36:06Would you like to take me to breakfast?
00:36:15Oh, my God.
00:36:45Mmmmm.
00:36:57Alert! Captain Haffron is meddling with his internal pressures again. Alert!
00:37:15Alert!
00:37:20Alert!
00:37:25Alert!
00:37:34Alert!
00:37:40Alert!
00:37:42Full membrane absorption achieved.
00:38:01All systems are online.
00:38:12All systems are online.
00:38:22All systems are online.
00:38:27All systems are online.
00:38:55The captain has lost 28% of higher brain functions.
00:39:25Thirty-six percent of reasoning ability has been impaired.
00:39:32All systems are online.
00:39:39All systems are online.
00:39:43All systems are online.
00:39:47All systems are online.
00:39:59All systems are online.
00:40:02Oh, my God.
00:40:32Oh, my God.
00:41:02Oh, my God.
00:41:32She's reached 130 ecto clings.
00:41:35Please remember to clean your earpieces.
00:41:42Wouldn't you like to call off the bet right now?
00:41:45What bet?
00:41:46Oh, I see.
00:41:47You're going to stick to your plan no matter what.
00:41:50You're cute. Very strange.
00:41:53Yes, but you like me anyway.
00:41:55That was certainly one of the best breakfasts I've ever had.
00:41:59See you around, lover.
00:42:19So, how was it?
00:42:28How was what?
00:42:30Oh, come on. I saw you and that beautiful number leaving here last night.
00:42:34And a different one not five hours ago.
00:42:36Oh, they are the same person.
00:42:39They are?
00:42:42Yes. I am positive.
00:42:49Excuse me, but that book you're reading, where did you get it?
00:42:54It's assigned reading.
00:42:56Assigned?
00:42:57Yes. I teach a class in ancient mythology.
00:43:00Oh, you're a teacher.
00:43:03Well, only part-time. I'm a graduate student.
00:43:05I am a student myself.
00:43:07Really? In what?
00:43:09Study of humanity.
00:43:12Oh, you mean anthropology.
00:43:14That's my major, too. What a coincidence.
00:43:18Coincidence?
00:43:19Yes. You know, a lucky accident.
00:43:23Of course, I don't really believe in accidents.
00:43:26You don't?
00:43:27Oh, no. I think everything happens because it's meant to.
00:43:30Don't you agree?
00:43:32I think you are right.
00:43:35I'm Gwen.
00:43:36How did you happen to decide on that name?
00:43:42You remind me of someone I know.
00:43:44Really?
00:43:46Yes.
00:43:47An old boyfriend.
00:43:48He has a sense of humor exactly like yours.
00:43:51I am sure we have many other things in common.
00:43:53Actually, you do.
00:43:55There's a striking similarity.
00:43:58Physically, I mean.
00:43:59I have some things to do right now.
00:44:02Could we meet back here later?
00:44:04I'd like to buy you a drink, if I might.
00:44:07I could use the company.
00:44:09Yes.
00:44:10Yes, I would like that very much.
00:44:11I think it would always be a rip-off.
00:44:16Without taking your word, if you're telling me it's a drink.
00:44:19I don't do it.
00:44:20I don't do it.
00:44:50Exactly like Walter, he could never stop looking at other women either.
00:45:03I feel very strange.
00:45:07Well, you've only had six beers.
00:45:10Do you think that is the reason why I feel strange?
00:45:15I'd say so.
00:45:16It is very good, strange.
00:45:22Yes, it is.
00:45:25God, I feel so adventurous.
00:45:30You know, people on holiday do things they wouldn't ordinarily do.
00:45:40Tell me more.
00:45:43I am your student.
00:45:46The captain is aroused again.
00:46:01Yeah.
00:46:04Oh, my God.
00:46:34Oh, my God.
00:47:04Oh, my God.
00:47:34Oh, my God.
00:48:04Oh, my God.
00:48:34Oh, my God.
00:49:04Oh, my God.
00:49:34Oh, my God.
00:50:04Oh, my God.
00:50:34Oh, my God.
00:51:04Oh, my God.
00:51:35Where do you think I am from?
00:51:36I'm not sure.
00:51:38And that's really unusual because I've been all over the world and usually I can tell where someone's from almost immediately.
00:51:44You know, Efron.
00:51:45I'm a total vagabond.
00:51:47I'm a total vagabond.
00:51:49I'm a total vagabond.
00:51:49I'm a total vagabond.
00:51:49So you know my name.
00:51:51I wasn't spying or anything.
00:51:53I just happened to overhear you introduce yourself to that girl.
00:51:56Ursula.
00:51:57Oh, my God.
00:51:59God, this boat.
00:51:59Oh, my God.
00:52:01God, this boat feels like a fishbowl.
00:52:05I feel like I haven't had any privacy since I first boarded.
00:52:06Well, you can have your privacy once again.
00:52:09I know the truth, Emmanuel.
00:52:11I beg your pardon?
00:52:14Oh, very well, if you insist.
00:52:16So your name isn't Emmanuel?
00:52:19No, it's Louise.
00:52:22Well.
00:52:22Where are you going?
00:52:26Actually, I was going to sneak off to the lifeboats.
00:52:28It's where I've spent the last two nights.
00:52:30It's the only place I feel like I can get any privacy.
00:52:33You can get privacy in my room.
00:52:38Are you okay?
00:52:39I am.
00:52:50Status alert.
00:52:51Sexual activity has commenced.
00:52:54Please begin monitoring.
00:52:56The captain is at it again.
00:53:15Oh, my God.
00:53:21Intuitive reasoning down 14%.
00:53:44Mathematical reasoning down 25%.
00:53:47Oh, my.
00:53:50Oh, my God.
00:53:50Oh, my God.
00:54:20Heat and humidity levels have risen 37% in the control room.
00:54:50Oh, my God.
00:55:20I hope you're not looking for a drink.
00:55:43I'm not.
00:55:44I also hope you realize Ursula is sitting just behind you.
00:55:51Where have you been these last two days?
00:55:53Hefron.
00:55:55I'm almost packed.
00:55:56Just as soon as I am.
00:55:59My God, you're exactly like Walter.
00:56:01He couldn't keep it zipped either.
00:56:03Who's this, Hefron?
00:56:04Who's this?
00:56:04I left all over for you last night.
00:56:06Who were you with?
00:56:07Me.
00:56:08Well, you can have him, the big cad.
00:56:10I just said you slept with her, too.
00:56:12Yes, but only because I thought she was you.
00:56:14You what?
00:56:15Never.
00:56:16In a million years.
00:56:17That was double for me.
00:56:19You want a piece of this?
00:56:21He's all yours.
00:56:23I don't think he's all anybody's.
00:56:24I don't think he's all there.
00:56:25I've been looking all over for you.
00:56:34Serves you right, cad.
00:56:38Hefron, are you hurt?
00:56:39Are you okay?
00:56:41Emmanuel, it's you.
00:56:44What did you say?
00:56:45It's you.
00:56:46I know it's you because you care.
00:56:48You are the only one who does.
00:56:52Yes, Hefron, you're absolutely right.
00:56:55I like you much better in this form.
00:57:14Why didn't you admit it was you the first night?
00:57:17I guess I just wanted to see how much faith you had.
00:57:21Faith?
00:57:22Yeah.
00:57:23And actually, you didn't have much.
00:57:25So, I have lost the bet?
00:57:31You are leaving us?
00:57:33No.
00:57:37I'll stay until you leave.
00:57:40Or until I teach you everything I can.
00:57:44Whichever comes first.
00:57:46So, this is music.
00:58:11I wanted you all to hear it because what we call love is provoked by more than just our bodies.
00:58:19There's a feeling we call romance.
00:58:21And music is just one of the many elements we use to bring it up in.
00:58:25And what are the others?
00:58:26Well, anything that creates a certain mood, a certain atmosphere.
00:58:32For example, if a man and a woman are having dinner together by candlelight, music and food.
00:58:40In the words of one of our greatest minds, if music is the food of love, play on.
00:58:45I thought food was just to sustain the body.
00:58:49Well, yes, it is, but it depends on how it's eaten.
00:58:55It's very hard to explain.
00:58:57You don't have to explain it, I know.
00:58:59I understand completely.
00:59:01Good for you, Raymond.
00:59:03I would like to meet the person who makes the music.
00:59:06Well, that shouldn't be so hard to arrange.
00:59:08She's a friend of mine.
00:59:09We lived in the same apartment building together in Paris.
00:59:11Do you think she'll find me pleasing, the way I look?
00:59:33Because I can take another form if I...
00:59:35Oh, no, I don't think that'll be necessary.
00:59:37She'll like you just fine.
00:59:39But don't get your hopes up.
00:59:41She's married.
00:59:43Married?
00:59:44Yes.
00:59:46You see, when two people love each other enough, they make a promise to one another.
00:59:51They promise to be together.
00:59:53Just the two of them.
00:59:54Ah.
01:00:01Emmanuel!
01:00:04It's been years.
01:00:05Too long.
01:00:06Where have you been keeping yourself?
01:00:08I've been traveling.
01:00:09Marie, this is my friend Raymond.
01:00:12Hi, Raymond.
01:00:13It's nice to meet you.
01:00:15It's very nice meeting you also.
01:00:17Come in.
01:00:17Come in.
01:00:18Boy, you're troublemaker.
01:00:19Hmm.
01:00:40Whoa.
01:00:40Come in.
01:00:41That was the last record I made almost two years ago.
01:00:55After Richard left me, I just didn't have the desire to play anymore.
01:01:01I'm so sorry, Marie.
01:01:03Out of all the couples I knew, I thought you and Rich would last forever.
01:01:07Well, we didn't.
01:01:08He met another girl and boom, that was it.
01:01:12We haven't spoken in over a year.
01:01:15I'm sorry, Raymond.
01:01:16I just met you and here I am telling you my life story.
01:01:20I find it very interesting, but I wish you would play music.
01:01:24I wish that too.
01:01:31Is this the instrument you use?
01:01:34Well, yes.
01:01:38Where did you two meet?
01:01:42Actually, it's a long story and we really should be going.
01:01:45No.
01:01:47Emmanuel, I wish you wouldn't.
01:01:49It's so nice having you here.
01:01:51Why don't you spend the night?
01:01:52He obviously has an interest in music.
01:02:17And no natural ability.
01:02:18We're not together, you know.
01:02:25You don't have to tiptoe around me.
01:02:27Emmanuel!
01:02:29Raymond is a very unique man.
01:02:33He's got...
01:02:34How should I put this?
01:02:37A very strange sense of humor.
01:02:40He'll say things sometimes and you won't realize he's joking, but he is.
01:02:44Emmanuel, stop.
01:02:45You're embarrassing me.
01:02:46And one more thing.
01:02:48If anything does happen tonight, don't fall in love with him.
01:02:54Nothing's going to happen.
01:02:56Now goodnight.
01:03:10Raymond.
01:03:12I'll show you to your room now.
01:03:14Very well.
01:03:14I wish we had an instrument like this where I come from.
01:03:18And where's that?
01:03:20Two thousand light years away.
01:03:24Emmanuel was right.
01:03:25You're very funny.
01:03:27Now tell me really.
01:03:28Where exactly do you come from?
01:03:30Two thousand one hundred thirty-seven light years away.
01:03:35Thanks.
01:03:37I needed a good laugh.
01:03:38Oh, this thing.
01:03:41It's so out of tune.
01:03:44Do you hear that?
01:03:55Why'd you stop?
01:03:56Because.
01:03:57Because.
01:04:00Because it's the first time I've.
01:04:02Oh, it's so out of tune.
01:04:21It's so out of tune.
01:04:26Attention. Raymond has commenced sexual arousal. Please stand by to monitor progress.
01:04:56Attempting oral stimulation. Success rate, 83%.
01:05:26Eighty-four percent.
01:05:50Eighty-six percent. Eighty-eight percent.
01:05:56Eighty-four percent.
01:06:26Raymond has now suffered 54% impairment of communication abilities.
01:06:56Raymond has now suffered 54% impairment of communication abilities.
01:07:23Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:07:51Good night.
01:07:53No, it's a great morning.
01:07:57I feel wonderful, Emmanuel, thanks to you.
01:08:07And especially thanks to you.
01:08:10We had sex last night.
01:08:12I figured.
01:08:14I have lots planned for us today.
01:08:17I thought we'd take a tour of the Louvre, Marie,
01:08:19and then while we're there, I can get a tuner to come up
01:08:21and get the piano back in shape.
01:08:23Marie.
01:08:24And then tonight we can go out and...
01:08:25Marie, please stop.
01:08:27Raymond and I have got to leave.
01:08:29We'll stay until after breakfast,
01:08:31but then we've got to go.
01:08:33But why?
01:08:34We just do.
01:08:35Emmanuel.
01:08:36Raymond is a grown man, perfectly capable of making his own decisions.
01:08:42Raymond, can I have a word with you, alone?
01:08:48I love Mary.
01:08:58Raymond, you have no idea what love is.
01:09:04Love is...
01:09:06You have to know someone a long time to be able to say that you love them.
01:09:10And you can't build a relationship on lies.
01:09:12You have to be honest.
01:09:14You...
01:09:15All right, listen.
01:09:20I'll leave you here for one week.
01:09:24But I'm coming back for you, Raymond.
01:09:27And it's in Marie's best interest, and yours, that you come with me then.
01:09:32Yes.
01:09:55Mmm.
01:09:56Mmmm.
01:11:57All stations, please stand by to monitor.
01:13:09I love you.
01:13:15Yeah.
01:13:17You know, I think I would like to be married to you.
01:13:23Oh, Raymond.
01:13:25I was just thinking the same thing.
01:13:28The answer is yes.
01:13:30Yes.
01:13:47Why don't you stay here?
01:13:53Let me go in and see if I can talk to him.
01:13:56He might get scared if he sees you.
01:13:58Very well.
01:14:06Mind her out.
01:14:17You haven't lost your touch, have you?
01:14:33Thanks, but I've decided it's just going to be a hobby from now on.
01:14:37That's how I ruined my first marriage. Rehearsing all the time.
01:14:41First marriage?
01:14:43You're not planning on getting married again, are you?
01:14:46Well, actually, yes.
01:14:49I know it's hard to believe, but Raymond and I are engaged.
01:14:55We've planned a little celebration for tonight.
01:15:00And since you're the one that introduced us, you can be the guest of honor.
01:15:05Marie, I told you.
01:15:07I told you not to fall in love with Raymond. He can't get married.
01:15:10Why not?
01:15:12Because he's taken another vow, haven't you, Raymond?
01:15:15No, I don't know what you're talking about.
01:15:18Emmanuel, I've had just about enough of this.
01:15:21I want...
01:15:27I hang up. It happens all the time.
01:15:30It's probably Richard.
01:15:32Richard?
01:15:33I think he calls just to check up on me.
01:15:37Maybe he's trying to reconcile.
01:15:39I used to hope so.
01:15:42Now look, Emmanuel.
01:15:44If you're going to wish us well, that's one thing.
01:15:47But if you're going to come around here acting like you're Raymond's mother,
01:15:50well then I'm sorry, but I don't want you around.
01:15:54Of course. I understand.
01:16:07Where's Raymond?
01:16:09He refuses to come.
01:16:11Then I will have to.
01:16:12No.
01:16:13No, I don't think that'll be necessary.
01:16:15There's something about Marie that I'm not sure Raymond knows.
01:16:19Actually, I don't even think she knows herself.
01:16:23Thanks, baby.
01:16:37See you next time.
01:16:46I still do not understand what you have in mind.
01:16:48She's still in love with her ex-husband.
01:16:50If there's any way that I can...
01:16:56What I was going to say is if he hasn't attached himself already,
01:16:59then maybe I can get them back together.
01:17:02But now I'm not so sure.
01:17:18I don't know.
01:17:20Emmanuel.
01:17:24This is certainly unexpected.
01:17:25Why would he expect us?
01:17:26We decided to come here only moments ago.
01:17:29Richard, this is my friend Havron.
01:17:31How are you?
01:17:33I am tickled pink to meet you.
01:17:40Uh, well, come in.
01:17:49You look beautiful as ever.
01:17:50Can I get you a drink?
01:17:51Sure.
01:17:53Scotch on the rocks.
01:17:56Anything for you?
01:17:58He doesn't drink.
01:18:01So for me.
01:18:04I trust you've seen Marie?
01:18:06Yes.
01:18:07As a matter of fact, I did.
01:18:09I spent a couple of days with her.
01:18:11She's very lonely, Richard.
01:18:13Oh?
01:18:15Actually, I should say she was lonely.
01:18:17I introduced her to a friend of mine and they hit it off pretty good.
01:18:23Well, good.
01:18:25Good for her.
01:18:26It's about time she got on with her life.
01:18:34You know, she claims you call her all the time.
01:18:38She says you hang up whenever you hear her voice.
01:18:41She does, huh?
01:18:42Richard, listen to me.
01:18:46If there's just the slightest chance that you're still in love with her,
01:18:51you better act fast.
01:18:53She's rushing into a marriage with a friend of mine,
01:18:55and if she goes through with it,
01:18:57it's gonna be a big, big mistake.
01:19:00So if it's pride that's holding you back,
01:19:03do yourselves both a favor.
01:19:06Swallow it.
01:19:08Tell Marie I wish you the best.
01:19:17Your plan is a failure, Emmanuel.
01:19:20I am sorry, but force is the only solution.
01:19:25Wait a minute.
01:19:27We don't need Richard.
01:19:29You can be Richard.
01:19:31Or someone that looks just like him.
01:19:33Yes.
01:19:35You are right.
01:19:37No.
01:19:39It will never work.
01:19:40Why not?
01:19:41Because Raymond will know it's me.
01:19:43I will walk in with you, and he will know right away.
01:19:45Then I'll just have to take on another form myself.
01:19:52Yes?
01:19:53Marie, it's so good to see you.
01:19:54Don't you remember me?
01:19:56It's Alexandra from the Music Academy.
01:19:58Alexandra.
01:19:59Of course I remember you.
01:20:00Well, come on in.
01:20:02I have a date.
01:20:03Well, he's welcome to.
01:20:04Oh, good.
01:20:05Come here.
01:20:07Marie, this is my own cousin.
01:20:08Don't you remember me? It's Alexandra from the Music Academy.
01:20:13Alexandra! Of course I remember you. Well, come on in.
01:20:18I have a date.
01:20:19Well, he's welcome to.
01:20:20Oh, good. Come here.
01:20:22Sorry. This is my old friend from the Music Academy.
01:20:26How?
01:20:28Come in.
01:20:38This thing itches at me well.
01:20:49Well, it won't be for very much longer, have Ron. Soon or later she's going to make a move.
01:20:54Good. Well, I'm afraid I'm going to have to seduce one of the other women here.
01:21:01Well, this is to Marie and Raymond.
01:21:07Yeah, it's...
01:21:09Well, things have moved along so quickly, but I would like to propose a toast to their happiness.
01:21:17Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm...
01:21:20Let me clean you up. Is there a sink available?
01:21:23Right over there.
01:21:37Can I help you?
01:21:48I was looking for my coat.
01:21:51You're wearing your coat.
01:21:53Oh, yes. I see now that I am.
01:21:57Richard, what are you doing here?
01:21:59And disguised like that.
01:22:01Richard, my name is Terry.
01:22:04How can that be?
01:22:06You look exactly like him.
01:22:08You even sound like him.
01:22:11Maybe you don't look anything like him.
01:22:16Maybe I'm just drunk and that's what I want to think.
01:22:19You should not be sad.
01:22:25You're going to get married.
01:22:27You should be very happy.
01:22:29But I'm not.
01:22:31I should be.
01:22:33But I'm not.
01:22:37Can I ask you a favor?
01:22:39Yes.
01:22:42Can I touch your face?
01:22:49Can I ask you another favor?
01:22:51Yes.
01:22:53Will you kiss me?
01:23:01Your fiancé is an old friend of mine.
01:23:04Fiancé?
01:23:05The woman you're about to marry?
01:23:06Oh, yes. I love her very much.
01:23:09Well, she certainly seemed to like my date a lot.
01:23:12Date?
01:23:14The man I brought with me.
01:23:15It seemed to me she liked him even better than she liked you.
01:23:19I didn't notice.
01:23:20Well, I did.
01:23:22I think you're mistaken.
01:23:24I don't think I am.
01:23:39I don't think I am.
01:23:40It's not.
01:23:41It's not possible.
01:23:42I'm not going to die.
01:23:43I'm not going to die.
01:23:45I know.
01:23:46It's not gonna die.
01:23:47I know.
01:23:48It's not gonna die.
01:23:49But there's no mystery.
01:23:50It's not fun.
01:23:51I do not go to.
01:23:52The man's Prairie.
01:23:53Oh, my God.
01:24:23All metabolic indicators functioning. Blood flow to brain down 74%.
01:24:53Oh, my God.
01:25:23You know, marriage is a very big step. It means forever. Do you have any idea what that means, Raymond?
01:25:50Better than you.
01:25:51How would you know any better than me?
01:25:53Because I'm not one of you. I'm from another place a long ways away.
01:25:56Oh, I see. And you think you're ready to live your life as a human being?
01:26:00Don't you see how quickly you revealed that to me? You'll never get away with this.
01:26:04So it's you, Emmanuel. And who's that with you?
01:26:07Efren?
01:26:07I'm going back to the transport, Emmanuel.
01:26:26Sure. I'll see you later.
01:26:28Don't blame Efren.
01:26:56It was my idea.
01:26:59I don't blame anyone.
01:27:01You're right, and I was wrong.
01:27:03But still, I cannot help it.
01:27:05You're very sad for Mary.
01:27:08It was cruel.
01:27:10But it was the only thing I could think of.
01:27:14Broken hearts are a big part of love.
01:27:25Richard, is it really you?
01:27:43If it's not too late.
01:27:55It's not too late.