A newly wedded couple move to Palm Springs but their neighbours test their relationship by persuading them to become swingers.
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00:00Can you text him that we're like five out?
00:17Just did.
00:19Thanks again for letting me invite him.
00:21He's really been going through it.
00:22Yeah.
00:23It'll be fun.
00:24I think we can still have our romantic getaway with Beau there.
00:28Yes, we can, baby.
00:31Plus, he's a really good cook, and he's bringing a shit ton of food.
00:34Oh, he's cooked for you?
00:35I like a dinner party for work, but he always brings party favors, so that's the best part about Beau.
00:43I don't know.
00:44I don't know if I want to make that, like, our whole weekend.
00:47It just always fucks with me, don't I?
00:50Well, it will be our whole weekend, so we'll just have fun, see where it takes us.
00:54If you get a tummy ache, I'll rub your tum tum.
00:58Okay.
00:59I'm just excited to spend time with you.
01:07We did it.
01:08We're here.
01:09We're here.
01:09Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:10Let's go party.
01:12We're here.
01:12Oh my god, this is perfect.
01:33Look, you can see the movies.
01:35This place is cute.
01:38Are you happy?
01:39Yes.
01:40Come here.
01:41Oh, no work.
01:43Thank god.
01:44I'm so excited to just fucking chill.
01:46I know, Mimi.
01:47Welcome to my cosplays!
01:52Oh, she looks terrified.
01:54I'm Deb.
01:55I'm the owner of this beautiful oasis.
01:57Welcome, welcome.
01:59I'm going to get you guys a little char.
02:02I'm just going to chop myself off here.
02:05Just a little bit.
02:11So, what's on the itinerary?
02:18Do you guys need any rest?
02:19Just, you know, some swimming, some relaxing.
02:22Chilling.
02:23Yeah.
02:24Yeah, very cool.
02:25Very cute.
02:26Very cute.
02:27No drugs though, right?
02:29No, no.
02:30Of course not.
02:31We don't do drugs.
02:32No, you must think I'm so lame.
02:34I would totally be down.
02:36But insurance, you know how it is, you know.
02:38I was actually really fun in my youth.
02:40I was kind of a party animal of sorts, you know.
02:43I was kind of a gal, gal, if you know what I mean.
02:45Oh.
02:46Yeah.
02:47I was like you guys.
02:48It was fun.
02:49It was cool.
02:50It was groovy.
02:51That's Beau.
02:54That's Beau.
02:55Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:56I'm going to get out of your hair.
02:57Just text me if you need anything at all.
02:58I always have my phone.
02:59I just want you guys to, you know,
03:01enjoy my little slice of heaven.
03:03Okay.
03:04We will.
03:05Thank you, Deb.
03:06Thanks.
03:11Hey.
03:12Hey.
03:13Hey.
03:14Hey.
03:15Morning, Beau.
03:16This is Deb.
03:18Deb.
03:21Okay.
03:22I have no idea where she went.
03:23She was right there a second ago.
03:24Deb?
03:25She was like in the pool when we got here.
03:27What the fuck does that?
03:28This place is so beautiful.
03:31Great.
03:32Thank you so much for inviting me.
03:33Also, I'm going to cook you a bomb ass dinner tonight
03:36as a thank you.
03:38But in the meantime, cocktail?
03:41Yes.
03:42Can I be serious?
03:43Absolutely.
03:44Let's do it.
03:45So I'm working on this thing called the protein.
03:47Oh, of course you are.
03:49I'm so full.
03:51Thank you, Beau.
03:52That was so good.
03:53Thanks.
03:54I think I could get used to having a man around the house.
03:56He cooks.
03:57And cleans.
03:58Well, who'd like a little top up of wine?
04:03I think if I have more wine, I'm going to fall asleep.
04:05And it's like super early.
04:07Yeah, we don't want you falling asleep.
04:09But that's okay because I also brought tequila.
04:13Yes.
04:14Fuck yeah.
04:15I walked into that.
04:17I have to now.
04:19That's my girl.
04:20To the two most beautiful women I've ever met.
04:24Yeah.
04:25Even on Instagram.
04:27That's really sweet.
04:28I'll bring to that.
04:29Cheers.
04:30Cheers.
04:31Love you, baby.
04:32Cheers.
04:39There's so much of it.
04:41And if, you know, like that's not enough, there's also a little bit of...
04:47Oh, shit.
04:48The answer is yes.
04:49I'm going to do a lime.
04:51Bump.
04:52A little baby bump.
04:53Yeah?
04:54Mm-hmm.
04:55Come on.
04:56Come on.
04:57It's the first night.
04:58You can just take it easy to mind.
05:02Okay.
05:03Okay.
05:04I'll do a bump.
05:05A baby bump.
05:06She's doing a bump.
05:07She's doing a bump.
05:08Alrighty.
05:14Sorry, Dad.
05:15And she's back!
05:23Oh!
05:24Oh, look at her!
05:49Look at her!
05:50Look at her!
05:55You putting on a shelf?
05:58Hey!
05:59Yeah.
06:00Woo!
06:01You're hot!
06:02Yeah?
06:03Yeah.
06:04Bowie!
06:05Yeah.
06:06Come here.
06:07Give me a kiss you.
06:10Come here.
06:19No!
06:20No!
06:21No!
06:22No!
06:23No!
06:24Just what I...
06:29No!
06:29who exactly is a lie?
06:34exactly
06:45Mm-hmm.
06:47Mm-hmm.
07:12Mm-hmm.
07:15Morning.
07:27Morning.
07:28It was crazy last night.
07:34Yeah, it was.
07:36Fun though, right?
07:37Yeah.
07:38Hey, have you guys ever, like,
07:43done anything before?
07:46No.
07:47Why?
07:48I just feel like you guys look connected.
07:51You know?
07:52You hit it off.
07:54Were you maybe feeling a little left out?
07:57No.
07:58No, no, no, no, no.
07:59I feel like it was equal.
08:00The whole thing was, like, super equal.
08:03Right?
08:04Yeah?
08:05Yeah.
08:06Yeah, totally.
08:07Me too.
08:08Can I have one of those?
08:10Yeah, coming right up.
08:13You do look very beautiful.
08:15Thanks.
08:16Oh, hungover as fuck.
08:19My lady.
08:21It's good.
08:22Good morning, y'all.
08:27Morning.
08:28That was fun.
08:31Is anyone else a super hungover?
08:34Yep.
08:35Yeah.
08:36Yeah.
08:37Um, I need a Bloody Mary, please.
08:39Yeah.
08:40I need one.
08:41Yeah, gotcha.
08:42Bloody Mary.
08:43Um, I'm gonna make breakfast.
08:46Are you guys okay with eggs?
08:47I got breakfast.
08:48It's fine.
08:49No, no, no.
08:50I got it.
08:51I said I got it.
08:52I got it.
08:53Hey.
08:54Um, your Bloody Mary is ready.
08:57So, let me just get some celery and you guys take that outside.
09:05Breakfast will be ready in a moment.
09:07Cheers.
09:08Cheers.
09:09Love you.
09:10Love you.
09:11Ah.
09:12Oh, that's good.
09:14Oh, that's good.
09:19Oh, that's good.
09:28I just wrapped my whole hand in toilet paper and I just claw machined it out the window.
09:34The whole thing out the window.
09:35That is so fucking disgusting, man.
09:37I did not need to know that.
09:39Chris, uh, Chris shit her pants at a Target once.
09:41Sasha?
09:42What the fuck, dude?
09:44What?
09:45I thought we were sharing poop stories.
09:47Well, okay, that's my story.
09:49And also, it's actually not that funny, so.
09:52It's actually really funny.
09:53See, that's the thing because you shit your pants in a Target.
09:56Which aisle?
09:58The baby section.
10:00Oh, that's the best.
10:01That's the best.
10:02I love that.
10:03You're a little poop baby.
10:04Sasha handed me a box of diapers and she was like, you're gonna need these.
10:09A little late, Sasha.
10:10Oh my gosh.
10:11We'll wait.
10:14Get him!
10:15Whoa!
10:20I am a legend!
10:22I'll save you.
10:23I was a junior lifeguard.
10:24I'll save you.
10:25I'll save you.
10:26I'll save you.
10:27Ah, looks like there's nothing to be done.
10:30Hey!
10:31I'm drawing my girlfriends.
10:32I can throw it!
10:33I can throw it!
10:34I can throw it!
10:35I can throw it!
10:36I can throw it!
10:37I can throw it!
10:38You all right?
10:39Will ever come
10:42I bet I could have a final chance
10:50If I was in the ring
10:53How will it make you go?
11:01You alright?
11:02Yeah, just like
11:03It's been a little bored old meat grinder of a year
11:06You know what I mean?
11:07No
11:07It's just like tough
11:09I don't want to
11:10I'm just so glad to be here
11:12Because I can't bear to think about anything else
11:15Sasha and I are happy to have you
11:17Baby, come here
11:17What are you guys doing?
11:19Come on in
11:20The world is fine
11:21That looks like a two-person hammock
11:24Not if your head goes right here
11:26Yeah, right here, right here
11:27I'm good
11:28Do you want another drink?
11:30I'm going to make one
11:30Yeah, I'll have some
11:31Yes
11:31Okay, can I have a kiss, please?
11:33No, you come here and give me one
11:35You come here
11:35You come to me
11:37Baby, I'm in this
11:38Can you come to me?
11:39Yeah, he's in the hammock
11:40Let's okay
11:40Okay
11:40Uh-oh
11:41Last night over again
11:43You guys
11:44I'm gonna
11:45You remember that shit though?
11:51Yeah
11:52In elementary school
11:53When you did the
11:53Remember where it goes to eight
11:55Remember?
11:55It's like one
11:56Two
11:56One
11:56Two
11:57One
11:57Blah
11:58Blah
11:58Blah
11:58One
11:59Two
11:59One
11:59Two
12:00Blah
12:00Blah
12:01Blah
12:01Blah
12:01Blah
12:02Blah
12:02Blah
12:02Blah
12:03Blah
12:03We need to slow down
12:04Okay
12:05We're going like my thing
12:06Oh yeah, we're having it
12:07We're having to
12:08Hey, Chris
12:10Do you want to see the music
12:11That I've been working on?
12:12Yeah
12:13Yeah
12:13Ha ha ha ha
12:14Bo, can you turn the music down, please?
12:16Go
12:16Go
12:17Go
12:18Go
12:18Yes, maybe
12:21Hi
12:23Hi
12:24Ah
12:25Okay, I just burned this so like
12:27Don't judge it, okay?
12:30She's fucking
12:30Woo, go Sasha
12:32Don't say that
12:34It means I'm gonna fuck up
12:35Don't say I'm good
12:36Why do you
12:39Fill me up
12:40Buttercup, baby
12:43Just to let me down
12:44And mess me around
12:47And then
12:47Worst of all
12:48Worst of all
12:49You never call baby
12:51When you say you will
12:53Say you will
12:54But I love you still
12:55I need you
12:56I need you
12:57When I need you
12:58More than anyone, darling
12:59You know that I had
13:01From the start
13:03You know that I'm not wrong
13:05Buttercup
13:06Don't break my heart
13:08Dun dun dun dun
13:09Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
13:11Okay, Phil's on
13:12Are we going to do the party in those times?
13:13Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
13:14I'll be right back
13:22I'll be right back
13:22I'll be right back
13:36Hey
13:47Hey
13:49What happened?
13:50What's wrong?
13:51I just feel like
13:58I just feel like
14:01This was supposed to be our weekend
14:03This was supposed to be our weekend
14:06And like
14:07I feel like the third wheel
14:09And I shouldn't feel like the third wheel
14:11I knew you were feeling left out
14:13No, it's not feeling left out
14:15Dude, I just
14:16I didn't expect that you were going to like it so much
14:20Well, baby, we talked about this
14:22And you said you were in
14:24For a threesome
14:26And I just
14:26Assumed last night would have been good
14:29But if you had been honest with me
14:31I was honest
14:32And I was on the same page with you, dude
14:34I just
14:35Didn't know that I was going to have that reaction
14:37I didn't know that that's how it was going to feel
14:39And I also didn't know that that like
14:41Was going to be signing up for a whole weekend
14:43Of you guys like fucking making out with each other
14:46And flirting
14:47And having a fucking great time together
14:49What are you talking about?
14:51Come on, dude
14:51You guys can barely keep your hands off of each other
14:53I could see it like all day
14:54Literally all day
14:56Where is this coming from?
14:57Are you that jealous?
14:58It's not jealousy
15:00I'm not a jealous person, dude
15:01I think truly that you like
15:04Have hooked up with him before
15:06Wow, so I'm a liar now
15:07I'm not calling you a liar
15:09I think that you're trying to protect my feelings
15:11And I get it
15:11I'm having a lot of feelings right now
15:13And like, I get that you would want to shill me from them
15:15But like, this was the plan
15:17You wanted to fuck Beau
15:18You wanted dick in your life
15:20And like, it's so obvious
15:22I feel so stupid
15:23Sasha
15:23That is crazy
15:25I know it
15:26I'm not fucking crazy
15:28Don't say that I'm fucking crazy
15:30I can tell that you missed dick
15:31And I'm sorry that I can't give that to you, okay?
15:34Oh my god, Sasha
15:35The reason I invited Beau up this weekend
15:37Is because he has really good drugs
15:39And he gives them to me for free
15:40That's it
15:41I just wanted us to have some fun together
15:43For once
15:44Oh, for once
15:45For once, yeah
15:45For once
15:46Oh, so I'm not fun now
15:47So I'm not fun
15:48I'm a boring-ass girlfriend
15:49And I also don't have a dick
15:51That's what it is, right?
15:52You are also bi
15:53Okay, you know it's not about getting dick
15:55It's about being in love with somebody
15:57And I'm in love with you
15:58I wish that you would be a little more in love with me today
16:01That's all
16:01I wish that you would just love me a little bit more
16:03Maybe that's it
16:04What?
16:05There's a body in the pool
16:10Oh, what the fuck?
16:15What the fuck happened?
16:16What the fuck?
16:17I don't know
16:17I just came out here
16:18And she was like that
16:20That is Deb
16:21That's our Airbnb host
16:23I didn't even know she was here
16:24What are we going to do?
16:25What are we going to do?
16:26I'm going to call the police
16:26Okay, I'm going to call the police
16:27No, no, no
16:27Don't, no, don't
16:28Why?
16:29Well, she's already clearly dead
16:32And if the cops come
16:32They're going to think that we did it
16:34And then we're going to jail
16:35Also, I'm kind of on probation, so
16:38What?
16:38Why fuck, Beau?
16:40Oh, no, no, no
16:41For possession
16:41And if they come and they see all the drugs that we're doing
16:43We're going straight to jail
16:44Specifically me
16:45Fuck, Beau
16:47You fucking idiot
16:48You don't come up to the desert with drugs
16:50If you're on fucking parole
16:51Okay, not parole
16:52Probation
16:53I have not been to jail yet
16:54You should not know the fucking difference
16:56You shouldn't
16:57It's going to be fine
16:57All we've got to do is find the security footage on that camera
17:01And delete it
17:02And they're just going to chalk it up
17:03To an accident
17:04How long have you been thinking about this, dude?
17:06Fuck, we're going to go to fucking prison, you guys
17:07You're going to go to prison
17:08Hey, hey, hey
17:10It's going to be fine
17:11All we've got to do is make sure that the police do not get involved, okay?
17:14And then it'll be fine
17:15I promise
17:16Okay?
17:17Okay
17:18Okay
17:19Hey, okay
17:20Are you seriously taking his side?
17:21Shut the fuck up, Sasha
17:23This is not about your stupid fucking jealousy, okay?
17:25We are in serious shit
17:27Do you want me to go to prison?
17:29I don't want you to go to prison
17:31Okay, okay, okay
17:32Sorry
17:32Where do we find security camera footage?
17:35Where do we get that?
17:36Where do we find it?
17:37Okay
17:37It's probably on an app
17:39On her phone
17:40So
17:41I'll take care of this one
17:48Yeah
17:49Come here, come here, come here
17:50No face ID
17:54No face ID
17:55Fuck
17:58We should definitely call the police
18:00Yeah
18:00Yeah, in movies they never call the police
18:03Always fucks them over
18:04We have to call the police
18:05Glad we're on the same page
18:06Don't fucking do that
18:08I'm not doing anything
18:09I'm not doing anything
18:10I'm just mad, okay?
18:11I get that
18:11I'm just fucking dialing
18:13I'm dialing, okay?
18:13Wait, what are you going to say?
18:21I don't know
18:22I don't know
18:22We found her like this
18:24And
18:24Is that going to fuck over Belga?
18:26Who gives a shit about Bo?
18:28I only care about us
18:29Bo can answer for himself
18:30Okay
18:32Okay, thank you for saying that
18:33I'm dialing
18:34What if he did it?
18:36Just do not
18:37Sorry, sorry
18:37Say that right now
18:38I got it
18:48What do I do?
18:53What do I do?
18:53What do I do?
18:54It's ringing
18:55Hang on
18:55I got it
19:01I got it
19:02Okay, open the app
19:03Let's go
19:04Let's go, Bo
19:04Come on
19:05Okay
19:06Okay
19:07Wait, wait, wait
19:09Oh, what?
19:10It looks suspicious
19:10If we only delete the footage
19:11From when she died
19:12Yes
19:13Yeah
19:13Okay, so
19:14We'll just reboot the whole app
19:15Can you reboot an app?
19:16I don't know
19:17I'm doing my best
19:18Do you have a better idea?
19:19No, I don't know
19:19He's doing his best, Sasha
19:20Are you serious?
19:21You serious?
19:22Yes, okay
19:22You're right
19:23Go back
19:27Go back
19:28That's not right
19:28Oh my god
19:30Oh my god
19:31Oh my god
19:32Oh my god
19:33That's fucking weird
19:33What are you guys doing over there?
19:35Oh it's Deb
19:37Deb
19:37Deb, we thought something happened to you
19:39We were looking at the footage on your phone
19:41Because we thought you were dead
19:42And it was so scary
19:44I was going to call the cops
19:45Not necessary
19:47I'm already dead
19:48I saw you doing drugs in my house
19:53I specifically said no drugs
19:57Well
19:58Now
20:00I'm going to have to
20:02Punish you
20:03Oh please
20:08You have to see your face
20:13You have to see your face
20:14I'm kidding
20:15It's all Gucci, baby
20:17I mean
20:18I'm going to have to charge you
20:19A little extra cleaning fee
20:20Because that shit gets everywhere
20:21So
20:21Deb, you're so funny
20:23So you're not
20:24You're not dead
20:26You're just kidding
20:27You're just kidding
20:27Oh no, no, I am
20:28I died in that pool three years ago
20:30Oh fuck
20:31Oh fuck
20:33If you died
20:35Why
20:37Why are you running a vacation rental?
20:40I just like to meet people
20:42You know
20:42I like to show them my little paradise
20:45Facilitate a little threesome action
20:48On my king-size bed
20:49What's up?
20:50Hey buddy
20:50Alright
20:51Oh Deb was there for that
20:52Oh honey
20:53Don't be so shy
20:54It's okay
20:55Hey, it's Gucci
20:56We're at Deb's house
20:58Let's turn this threesome
20:59Into a foursome
21:00Shall we?
21:00Okay
21:01You want some vino?
21:02I'll get you some vino
21:02Yes, please
21:04What?
21:05Are you going to take wine from a ghost?
21:08Yes
21:08She's a ghost
21:09You're supposed to appease a ghost
21:11I don't want to be haunted
21:12By some vengeful spirit
21:13Because I said no
21:14To a single glass of Chardonnay
21:16Deb, can I have a wine too?
21:18Yeah, please, Deb
21:19So you see, Sasha
21:23Chris does love you
21:24But, you know
21:25She's not a mind reader
21:26You gotta learn to trust people
21:29You gotta guide them through it
21:31Or else you're just gonna be let down
21:33She's right
21:34I love you so much
21:36If I had known you were uncomfortable
21:37With any of this
21:38I would have never initiated it
21:39I'm sorry
21:41I made it weird
21:43I just
21:44I think sometimes I get really insecure
21:47That I can't give you everything
21:49That you want
21:49That you need
21:51And I'm sorry
21:52You do give me everything
21:53And I feel the same exact way
21:55About you being insecure
21:57So you never need to feel that
21:59And Beau is just a human dildo
22:01Okay, cool
22:02He means absolutely nothing
22:03To us in our relationship
22:05And we will never have sex
22:06With a man ever again
22:07That's the sweetest thing
22:08Anyone has ever said to me
22:10That's the sweetest thing?
22:10Oh, then
22:11I'm a bad girlfriend
22:13I love you
22:15I love you
22:15You know, when I was a kid
22:17I had a pet mouse, Mickey
22:19And he was so sweet
22:21And then I took him out of his cage
22:22And I stepped on him
22:23And he just became a smear
22:25On the carpet
22:26And I blamed the housekeeper
22:27And I
22:28I've never told anyone that before
22:30And I'm
22:31Okay, it's okay
22:32It's okay
22:33You're all right
22:34To be honest
22:35That's not your biggest problem
22:36You're a bit of a coke addict
22:37And also you're on probation
22:39And you're also kind of crazy
22:41Do you think maybe
22:42Like you could
22:43You know, talk to Mickey
22:45Ghost to ghost
22:46Just reach out to him
22:48And say
22:48Yeah
22:48Tell him I'm sorry
22:50No, yeah
22:50I can do it right now
22:51Really?
22:52No, I'll do it right now
22:52Okay
22:53Mickey
22:54How you doing?
22:56So Beau here
22:57Wanted to let you know
22:57That he's really sorry
22:58That he stepped on you
22:59So I'm sorry that
23:00No
23:01Okay
23:01Yeah
23:04Yeah
23:06Yeah
23:07Yeah
23:08So it's fine
23:10Really?
23:11Yeah
23:11Oh my god
23:14Thank you
23:15Thank you
23:16Oh my god
23:19It's already sunrise
23:20You guys need to get some sleep
23:22If you're gonna make 10 a.m. checkout
23:23No exceptions
23:24I gotta get this place
23:25Spick and span for my next guest
23:27I love you, Deb
23:28Wait, Deb?
23:31She did it again
23:32God damn it
23:33Wow
23:34Bye, my sweetheart
23:37Oh, I love you so much
23:40Thanks for having us, Deb
23:43Thank you so much, Deb
23:45Thank you so much, Deb
23:46For everything
23:47Specifically the threesome
23:49Because that's kind of cool
23:50All right, we're heading out
23:51We're out
23:51Bye, my babies
23:57Come back anytime
23:59Bye, my babies
24:00Come back anytime
24:00Bye, my babies
24:13Come back anytime
24:16And you're having a good time
24:18I'm so sad and lonely
24:26And you're having a good time
24:29I don't even remember
24:36What it felt
24:38To be with you anymore
24:40Or
24:42Is my memory
24:44Hit capacity
24:45Afraid to ask myself
24:47If what I felt
24:49Those summer nights
24:51Was in my head
24:52You like me right now
24:54I don't see whom
24:55But I don't even remember
24:57For all the of us
25:00I don't even know
25:01What a week
25:01That was called
25:02For all the Durch
25:03There's no one
25:04I can go
25:05How much
25:06What a week
25:07I feel
25:08And I'll even remember
25:08The first time
25:12uit
25:13I know
25:13It looks like
25:14But it's your house
25:15That feeling
25:16That feeling
25:17Is full
25:17Tough
25:18Which
25:20That feeling
25:20Who
25:21You all
25:21What a week