Anime Name is Mission: Yozakura Family
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00:00Good evening, my friends. Members of the electorate!
00:21I see. So you failed again.
00:25My apologies, but their vigilance towards us is off the charts. It's unlike anything I've seen.
00:31I'm not surprised. Which is precisely why I have a backup plan in place.
00:55I'm not surprised.
00:57I'm not surprised.
01:01I don't have a chance to kiss you in the world
01:05I'll be fine, let's play with you
01:08I'll give you a chance to give you a chance
01:12One, two, three, four
01:14Let's go, let's do it
01:17Na na na na na na, here we go
01:21Na na na na na na, here we go
01:29Na na na na na
01:31Justo,太った
01:34うるせえ進化った
01:37Yeah yeah yeah yeah
01:42ほら暴れるぞ
01:44遠慮はごめんちゃい
01:46未来に狙いを
01:48定めて
01:48Kiss and the bone
01:49Kiss and the bone
01:51もう東西がって
01:53悲しくなけや
01:55面白くなるでしょう
01:57I can't wait for you, I can't wait for you
02:00I can't wait for you, I can't wait for you
02:04I'm a chance, I'll wait for you
02:07Da-ba-da, da-ba-da, da-da
02:11Mutsumi asked me to help her with an errand, but didn't mention what it was
02:30Where are we going with all this luggage?
02:41Oh, there you are
02:52Lady Mutsumi, it's been a while
02:58I'm counting on you today, okay, Sui?
03:02I see you're looking as moronic as ever
03:05You know him?
03:07Yeah, we've rubbed shoulders a few times in the past as colleagues
03:10It is an honor
03:12Just to let you know, though, I'm still mad about that incident back at the lab
03:16You nearly killed Nanao and Tayo
03:18Understandable, but it was my mission
03:21Anyway, let's get going
03:23The Hinagiku leader is waiting for you
03:25Leader?
03:28Tayo, what's keeping you?
03:42Come on!
03:43Huh?
03:43A cafe?
03:51Well, hello, sir
03:52Three Hinagiku Ultra Super Totally Deluxe Gigantic Crazy Special Monster Extreme Cafe Lattes, please
03:58What kind of ridiculous order even is that?
04:02Yes, very good, sir
04:03Wait, it's real?
04:07Enjoy your drinks
04:08Huh?
04:11Whoa!
04:14Three hundred meters until we reach the lowest level
04:17I don't know why you're surprised
04:18You know that we're a government intelligence unit
04:21Welcome, Tayo
04:24To Hinagiku
04:25We have a little time before we reach the chief
04:33So drink your latte while it's hot
04:36Thanks, I will
04:37The Hinagiku, let's get the rest, cafe latte?
04:39And you've got some nerve holding Mutsumi like that in front of me
04:42Well, it's dangerous, so I have to
04:45And you should pay attention before you're killed
04:47What?
04:48We have traps for both security and training
04:57If you let your guard down, you'll be turned into ground beef
05:00I only came because I was asked to!
05:04Well, lucky for you, we're here
05:06Hey, if you don't move out of the way, you'll get crushed
05:15How nice of you to come
05:21Mr. and Mrs. Yozakura!
05:34Can a weakling like you really be trusted with keeping Mutsumi safe?
05:39Yummy!
05:54I could taste all of your love and kindness within it, Mutsumi
05:58And the tea you brought back from your overseas mission smells absolutely divine
06:03I'm so glad you could make the trip down here, Mutsumi
06:06Thanks to this, I'm fired up for my next mission
06:09I should be thanking you
06:10It's been a nice break for me
06:12Believe it or not, Rin's actually an old classmate of Big Bro Kyoichiro's
06:16And she throws tea parties like this from time to time
06:19So the errand was a tea party at Hinagiku?
06:25Not to mention, her luggage was just full of sweets
06:28Don't ever mention that Siscon dirtbag's name to me
06:32It'll ruin the taste of my delicious cake
06:34She and Big Bro are kinda like oil and water
06:36Can you blame me?
06:38I think anyone who would shackle this adorable girl deserves to be drawn and cornered to death
06:42In this world littered with nothing but psychos
06:44You're the oasis that soothes my desert-like soul
06:46Though they're alike in this particular way
06:49That's why I wanted you to marry a guy capable of protecting you from that good-for-nothing pervert
06:53And this won't cut it
06:55Too close, too close
06:57Don't worry, Sui told me about you already
06:59He called you a scumbag turd
07:01Sorry, but no one speaks in that vulgar manner but you, Chief
07:05All I stated was that as a spy, he's worth less than feces
07:09How is that not vulgar?
07:11But that isn't true, Rin
07:12I'm positive that Tayo's soul is just as strong as Big Bro Kyoichiro's
07:16Hmm
07:16Well, if you say so, Mutsumi, then I'll choose to believe it
07:20That said, I wonder if she's taken the time to speak to him about
07:25The only one that is capable enough to block our GPS is Hinagiku
07:38I'm only warning you this once
07:40Hand over Mutsumi or else I'll
07:43Anything but that
07:48Ah, there you are, pervert
07:52We're in the middle of a tea party, so get the hell out
07:54Shut up
07:55Just being in the presence of a vulgar gorilla like you will corrupt, Mutsumi
07:59Male jealousy is an unseemly sight to behold, isn't it?
08:05Re-punch!
08:10Do you really think you can slash me with those shoddy wires of yours?
08:13How would you like me to slice up your body?
08:16Into a hundred pieces or a million?
08:27Emergency code!
08:28Cherry Blossom Snow!
08:30Everyone in the building, please evacuate immediately!
08:32Hey, this looks pretty bad, doesn't it?
08:35Oh, gosh, why does stuff like this always happen?
08:38This always happens?
08:40I'll put a stop to this
08:41Head for the emergency exit
08:43Sui, wait!
08:44That's crazy!
08:45It should be me, but...
08:47Get lost
08:51You're in the way, Sui
08:53Perish
09:01Mutsumi
09:03Move!
09:11Tayo!
09:13Listen, you two
09:21If either of you cause any more trouble for everyone
09:26I will never speak to you again
09:29I'm sorry, please forgive me, Mutsumi
09:36But you know, I gotta hand it to him
09:42The kid's a lot tougher than he looks
09:44See?
09:45I told you he was
09:46I mean, he is my husband after all
09:49I see
09:52This one just might
09:55I need to speak to you, but...
09:56I need to speak with you
10:00You want me to investigate a politician?
10:07The dancing politician
10:08Yoshimasa Kuro Yuri
10:10Free education
10:12Pension normalization
10:14Reduction of the consumer tax
10:16I'm the one who pulled off the Kuro Yuri revolution
10:19The sole hero of Japan
10:21That's yours truly
10:23Leader of the Kuro Yuri party
10:25The one and only Yoshimasa Kuro Yuri
10:29We are...
10:32Turo Yuri! Turo Yuri! Turo Yuri!
10:35Turo Yuri! Turo Yuri!
10:36His appearance belies the fact that he's currently the politician with the most momentum right now
10:41But like most politicians, there's a lot of bloodshed behind all his achievements
10:46He utilizes the infamous triplet spies
10:51Red, blue, and yellow
10:54With them as his right-hand men, he's used bribery, assassination, and every method in the book to work his way up
11:02And now, he's preparing to make a major move ahead of the next general election
11:08He's been able to skillfully deflect any suspicion
11:12This is a mini-bomb we confiscated in an unrelated case
11:16It may only have a range of a few meters, but it leaves no trace behind and is a must-have for the assassins overseas
11:23There's already several of these at large
11:27But apparently not even the smuggler we arrested has seen his customer's face yet
11:31That said, we do have one clue that we can use
11:34What he does remember is the sparkly, fluffy clothing he glimpsed on screen
11:39And that he was wearing heart-shaped sunglasses
11:41One bomb, please
11:44He's totally on screen
11:46Even if he is, this isn't enough for us to get a warrant for a politician of his status
11:51So before there are any casualties involved
11:54We've got to gain sure-fire intel on their bombing plans before they strike
11:58Are you sure you want me for this? It seems like a lot
12:03Well, he's from this country, he's aware of Hinagiku's existence, and he's got his guard up against us
12:08Meaning it would be hard for him to anticipate someone like you from the outside
12:13Which is why
12:15I'm counting on you
12:17You look adorable in that, Tayo! So cute!
12:29It really suits you
12:31Wow, so great
12:32Shut up! You're not even looking!
12:34Anyway, why the disguise?
12:36Glad you asked
12:37The Kuro-Yori Party just posted this wanted ad
12:40That's so specific!
12:42Actually, that's me!
12:44Many have their fate resting on your shoulders
12:48So make sure you get that information
12:57We are...
12:59Kuro-Yori! Kuro-Yori! Kuro-Yori! Kuro-Yori!
13:03Well hello, my beautiful friends
13:06Please allow me to introduce a new comrade of mine
13:09Yuko Asada of Lars
13:12Oh, you must be overwhelmed by all the cheering
13:19But rejoice, for you too are now part of the hero's family
13:22So show some backbone and stand tall!
13:25I wanna go home!
13:27Kuro my ass!
13:28Hm?
13:29The policies you pushed widen the gap
13:31All you're advancing is misrule and corruption
13:33Stop allowing this tyrant to oppress the weak!
13:36You're the only tyrant that's here!
13:38Yeah, get the hell out of here!
13:53Mr. Kuro-Yori!
13:55The anger towards my policies
13:57The difference in our philosophies
13:59No matter what shape it takes
14:01It's the voice of the people!
14:02A shout from the inner soul!
14:04No way!
14:06We came here to thwart you and you still protected me?
14:09It's your right as citizens to have an opinion no matter what it is
14:13And it's my mission to listen to those voices regardless of their intent
14:17All I ask is that we continue to have open honest discussions like this
14:29Miss Asada, you go back to the office now, okay?
14:32Understood
14:33We are...
14:35Kuro-Yori!
14:37Kuro-Yori!
14:39Kuro-Yori!
14:40Kuro-Yori!
14:41Kuro-Yori!
14:43Kuro-Yori!
14:44Alright, great work, everybody!
14:45For all of your tremendous efforts!
14:50Thank you!
14:51The way you timed that equipment to fall on me was artistry, my dear Red!
14:56And well done, Yellow, on making my injuries look so realistic!
15:00so realistic now then blue how did the public react to all of it the online
15:10reaction to it is already looking splendid now go and send this footage to
15:14the commercial networks to fan the fire further this will cause those foolish
15:20citizens to worship me even more and once I have their undying loyalty the
15:25pinnacle of this country will be mine I knew it that accident back there was
15:35totally staged gaining the people support by deceiving them all this time he's
15:40been stooping so low no way am I going to let them have their way I'm going to
15:45expose their plot no matter what however miss asana are you looking for
15:56something not at all I'm just organizing a bit try as I might I just couldn't find
16:02any information on their crimes no matter how hard I searched there's gotta be
16:08something let go of me I've never accepted a bribe in my life this is
16:12conspiracy sir you must offer a rebuttal if you are able I can't their heinous
16:22activities continued unabated as they kept shifting the political climate in
16:26their favor and as the bombs time limit grew closer to its end I still had yet to
16:31pin down even a single clue from Kuroyuri's brigade our budget proposal has
16:36passed and so a celebratory dances in order what's going on here I'm watching
16:42them 24 hours a day and they show no signs of drawing up any plans so how can
16:48they keep committing crime after crime like this come down miss Asada you must
16:54join in on the fun we're having every once in a while I can't take this what's up
16:59with them why do they love to dance so much and you know for people who dance
17:05every day they're terrible at keeping rhythm
17:11yeah hey that's target a engineer disappearance complete the legal sale of
17:1930% of company B shares complete this will drain the Tanaka factions funds well
17:25done that leaves me with one less enemy group to combat Morse code I get it now
17:32they've been blatantly doing this on a daily basis when I showed company see
17:37proof of their tax evasion they were happy to switch sides those with guilty
17:42consciences are easy they don't require any prodding all right why don't we go
17:47over tomorrow's terrorist bomb attack one final time mr. Kuro Yuri I'm counting on you today
18:04same to you deputy prime minister many foes of the Kuro Yuri party including the deputy prime minister will all
18:12be gathered at next week's meeting they're all formidable foes who won't succumb to my maneuvering which is
18:19exactly why we need another way to deal with them we'll plant the bomb underneath the stage and when
18:26the speakers mount the podium we'll set it off a few people nearby will die instantly I just need you to
18:34give me some fake injuries while shielding me from the blast all right start the music and begin the show
18:41oh what's this terror don't be foolish you're just overreacting I may not have had time to disarm the bomb
18:59but I was able to move it far enough away had it gone off here it would have too bad for you I didn't
19:08mention this the day we planned it but I actually have another bomb planted Tyo Arsenal now that I have
19:18you in the palm of my hand shall we done with that I've gotten rid of every last one of them
19:42what is all this stuff it feels so good
19:49shock assistant jackets how is that possible
19:55so I see blood spray pellets a you're full of surprises but I'm afraid you would have been better off pretending to be dead
20:10you really think you have a chance when it's four to one
20:13you'd be a fool to come alone what Yoshimasa Kuro Yuri and red blue and yellow I'm placing you under arrest
20:26I paid for your undying loyalty you spineless traitors you're the fool here for seeking loyalty
20:35from private sector spies zero casualties as of now and the three who fled won't be coming back
20:50Hinagiku will take care of the crime scene your job is to escort him when you arrive at headquarters
20:59hand him over to the chief careful though you might try something suspicious watch your back
21:06everything he's doing right now is suspicious check it out electric revolver yai that is a
21:18traditional yozakura weapon it's the first time I've seen it Tyo Asano you overcame the loss of your
21:24family after an accident and you've persevered to become a proven member of the yozakura family isn't
21:30that right I don't know where you dug all that up but it's quite sad really that you believe what
21:37happened to them was just an accident Hire Asano Akari Asano and Hikaru Asano tragically fell off a cliff
21:47in their car one rainy day your family died but you alone survived truly miraculous however some miracles
21:57are the handiwork of another adept at hiding any evidence they were there
22:01what are you talking about tell me what do you know about my family's death
22:11what are you talking about tell me what do you think the love was so much
22:16about it I'm not going to say I I'm so much talk about it for you
22:20but that's a lot of people you actually want to talk about it
22:22as well as well as a young man....
22:26or a situation let's go to the back of the some of my family's death
22:29it's very easy to have ηmizu
22:31and he's doing everything this time
22:35and to take care of the time
22:37it's the time for the when it comes to the now