A newly wedded couple move to Palm Springs but their neighbours test their relationship by persuading them to become swingers.
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00:00Can you text him that we're like five out?
00:17Just did.
00:19Thanks again for letting me invite him.
00:21He's really been going through it.
00:22Yeah.
00:23It'll be fun.
00:24I think we can still have our romantic getaway with Beau there.
00:28Yes, we can, baby.
00:31Plus, he's a really good cook, and he's bringing a shit ton of food.
00:34Oh, he's cooked for you?
00:35I like a dinner party for work, but he always brings party favors, so that's the best part about Beau.
00:43I don't know.
00:44I don't know if I want to make that, like, our whole weekend.
00:47It just always fucks with me, don't I?
00:50Well, it will be our whole weekend, so we'll just have fun, see where it takes us.
00:54If you get a tummy ache, I'll rub your tum tum.
00:58Okay.
00:59I'm just excited to spend time with you.
01:07We did it.
01:08We're here.
01:09We're here.
01:09Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:10Let's go party.
01:12We're here.
01:12There we go.
01:23There we go.
01:24There we go.
01:25Oh my God, this is perfect.
01:32Can you see the movies?
01:34This place is cute.
01:36Are you happy?
01:38Yes.
01:39Come here.
01:40Oh, no work.
01:42Thank God.
01:43I'm so excited to just fucking chill.
01:45I know, Mimi.
01:46Welcome to my castle, ladies.
01:50Oh, she looks terrified.
01:53I'm dead.
01:54I'm dead.
01:55I'm the owner of this beautiful oasis.
01:57Welcome.
01:58Welcome.
01:59I'm going to get you guys a little char.
02:01I'm just going to chop myself off.
02:16So, what's on the itinerary?
02:18Do you guys need any rest?
02:19Just, you know, some swimming, some relaxing.
02:22Chilling.
02:23Yeah.
02:24Yeah.
02:25Very cool.
02:26Very cute.
02:27Very cute.
02:28No drugs though, right?
02:29No.
02:30No.
02:31Of course not.
02:32We don't do drugs.
02:33Look, you must think I'm so lame.
02:34I would totally be down, but insurance, you know how it is.
02:37You know, I was actually like really fun in my youth.
02:40I was kind of a party animal of sorts.
02:42You know, I was kind of a girl, if you know what I mean.
02:45Oh.
02:46Yeah.
02:47I was like you guys.
02:48It was fun.
02:49It was cool.
02:50It was groovy.
02:51That's Beau.
02:52That's Beau.
02:53That's Beau.
02:54Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:55I'm going to get out of your hair.
02:56Just text me if you need anything at all.
02:57I always have my phone.
02:58I just want you guys to, you know, enjoy my little slice of heaven.
03:03Okay.
03:04We will.
03:05Thank you, Deb.
03:06Thanks.
03:11Hey.
03:12Hey.
03:13Hello.
03:14Hello?
03:15Morning Beau.
03:16This is Deb.
03:17Deb.
03:21Okay.
03:22I have no idea where she went.
03:23She was right there a second ago.
03:24Deb.
03:25She was like in the pool when we got here.
03:27What the fuck does that?
03:28This place is so beautiful.
03:31Great.
03:32Thank you so much for inviting me.
03:33Also, I'm going to cook you a bomb ass dinner tonight as a thank you.
03:38But in the meantime, cocktail?
03:41Yes.
03:42Can I help you serious?
03:43Absolutely.
03:44Let's do it.
03:45So I'm working on this thing called the Bo team.
03:48Of course you are.
03:50I'm so full.
03:51Thank you, Beau.
03:52That was so good.
03:53Thanks.
03:54I think I could get used to having a man around the house.
03:56He cooks.
03:58And cleans.
04:01Well, who'd like a little top up of wine?
04:03I think if I have more wine, I'm going to fall asleep and it's like super early.
04:07Yeah, we don't want you falling asleep.
04:09Mm-mm.
04:10But that's okay because I also brought tequila.
04:13Yes.
04:14Fuck yeah.
04:15Fuck yeah.
04:16I walked into that.
04:18I have to now.
04:19That's my girl.
04:20To the two most beautiful women I've ever met.
04:23Yeah.
04:24Even on Instagram.
04:26That's really sweet.
04:27I'll bring to that.
04:28Cheers.
04:29Love you, baby.
04:30Cheers.
04:31Fuck.
04:32Cheers.
04:39There's so much of it.
04:41And if, you know, like that's not enough, there's also a little bit of...
04:47Oh shit.
04:48The answer is yes.
04:49I'm going to do a lime.
04:51Bump.
04:52A little baby bump.
04:53Yeah?
04:54Mm-hmm.
04:55Come on.
04:56It's the first night.
04:57You can just take it easy to mind.
04:59I'm like...
05:02Okay.
05:03Okay.
05:04I'll do an air bump.
05:05A baby bump.
05:06She's doing an air bump.
05:07She's doing an air bump.
05:08Alrighty.
05:14Sorry, dad.
05:15And she's back!
05:18I'm like...
05:19I don't know!
05:21I don't know!
05:22I don't know!
05:23I'm good.
05:24You can mix it out, love.
05:25The signal for me, stop calling a club.
05:27She's telling me you're going, I'm not being a truck.
05:29The air is so thick, you're the same.
05:31I love it by you, I love it by money.
05:33I love it by fun.
05:34On your phone, I thought it was tough.
05:36If you're playing my heart, you'll fly.
05:39No!
05:40No!
05:41Oh!
05:42Oh!
05:43Oh!
05:44Oh!
05:45Oh!
05:46Oh!
05:47Oh!
05:48Oh!
05:49Look at her!
05:50Oh!
05:51Oh!
05:52Oh!
05:53Oh!
05:54Oh!
05:55You putting on a shelf?
05:58Hey!
05:59Yeah!
06:00Woo!
06:01You're hot!
06:02Yeah?
06:03Yeah!
06:04Bowie!
06:05Yeah!
06:06Come here!
06:07Give me a kiss you!
06:08Come here!
06:09Come here!
06:39SIREN SIREN
07:09Morning.
07:27Morning.
07:28It was crazy last night.
07:34Yeah it was.
07:36Fun though, right?
07:37Yeah.
07:39Hey, have you guys ever like done anything before?
07:46No.
07:47Why?
07:48I just feel like you guys look connected.
07:51You know?
07:52You hit it off.
07:54Were you maybe feeling a little left out?
07:57No, no, no, no, no.
07:58I feel like it was equal.
08:00The whole thing was like super equal.
08:02Right?
08:03Yeah?
08:04Yeah.
08:05Yeah, totally.
08:06Me too.
08:08Can I have one of those?
08:09Yeah.
08:10Coming right up.
08:13You do look very beautiful.
08:15Thanks.
08:16Oh, hungover as fuck.
08:21It's good.
08:26Good morning, y'all.
08:28Morning.
08:29That was fun.
08:31Is anyone else a super hungover?
08:34Yep.
08:35Yeah.
08:36Yeah.
08:37Um, I need a Bloody Mary, please.
08:39Yeah.
08:40I need one.
08:41Yeah, gotcha.
08:42Bloody Mary.
08:43Um, I'm gonna make breakfast.
08:45Are you guys okay with eggs?
08:47I got breakfast?
08:48It's fine.
08:49No, no, no.
08:50I got it.
08:51I said I got it.
08:52I got it.
08:53Hey.
08:54You made dinner last night and your Bloody Mary is ready.
08:57So, let me just get some celery and you guys take that outside.
09:04Breakfast will be ready in a moment.
09:07Cheers.
09:08Cheers.
09:09Love you.
09:10Love you.
09:11Ah.
09:12Oh, that's good.
09:14I just wrapped my whole hand in toilet paper and I just claw machined it out the window.
09:34The whole thing out the window.
09:35That is so fucking disgusting, man.
09:37I did not need to know that.
09:39Chris, uh, Chris shit her pants at a Target once.
09:41Sasha?
09:42What the fuck, dude?
09:44What?
09:45I thought we were sharing poop stories.
09:46Well, okay, that's my story and also it's actually not that funny, so.
09:51It's actually really funny.
09:53See, that's the thing because you shit your pants in a Target.
09:56Which aisle?
09:57The baby section.
09:59Oh, that's the best.
10:01That's the best.
10:02I love that.
10:03You're a little poop baby.
10:04Sasha handed me a box of diapers and she was like, you're gonna need these.
10:08A little late, Sasha.
10:10Oh, my gosh.
10:11We'll wait.
10:12Damn, whoa!
10:13Oh!
10:14Oh!
10:15Oh!
10:16Oh!
10:17Oh!
10:18Oh!
10:19Oh!
10:20Oh!
10:21I'm a legend!
10:22I'll save you.
10:23I was a junior lifeguard.
10:24Yeah!
10:25I'll save you.
10:26I'll save you.
10:27Ah!
10:28Looks like there's nothing to be done!
10:30Hey!
10:31I'll draw my girlfriend.
10:33Like.
10:34Oh!
10:35I found that one!
10:36Oh!
10:37Oh!
10:38Oh, yeah, I'll come home.
10:46I bet I could have a final chance
10:50If I was in the ring
10:53I would hit me now, come home.
11:01You all right?
11:02Yeah, just like,
11:03it's a little weird old meat grinder of a year,
11:06you know what I mean?
11:07Oh.
11:07It's just, like, tough.
11:09I don't want to, I'm just, like,
11:10it's so, I'm just so glad to be here
11:12because I can't bear to think about anything else.
11:16Sasha and I are happy to have you.
11:17Baby, come here.
11:18What you guys doing?
11:19Come on in.
11:20The world is fine.
11:22That looks like a two-person hammock.
11:24Not if your head goes right here.
11:26Yeah, right here, right here.
11:27I'm good.
11:29I was, do you want another drink?
11:30I'm going to make one.
11:30Yeah, I'll have some.
11:31Yes.
11:31Okay, can I have a kiss, please?
11:33No, you come here and give me one.
11:35You come here.
11:35You come to me.
11:37Baby, I'm in this.
11:38Can you come meet me?
11:39Yeah, he's in the hammock.
11:40Let's okay.
11:40Okay.
11:41There you go.
11:41Uh-oh.
11:42Last night over again.
11:44You guys.
11:45Coming up.
11:45You remember that shit, though, in elementary school, when you did the, uh, remember it goes
11:54to eight, remember?
11:55It's like one, two, one, two, one, blah, blah, blah.
11:58One, two, one, two, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
12:01One, two, three.
12:02One, two, three.
12:03Yeah.
12:03You need to slow down.
12:05We're going, like, my thing.
12:06Oh, yeah, we're happy.
12:08We're happy.
12:08We're happy.
12:08Hey, Chris, do you want to see the music that I've been working on?
12:12Yeah.
12:13Yeah.
12:14Bo, can you turn the music down, please?
12:20Yes, this is my baby.
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13:07Baha!
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13:11Okay, Phil, are we going to do the party in the outside?
13:14Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
13:21I'll be right back.
13:23Let's go.
13:37Hey.
13:38Hey.
13:39Hey.
13:40What happened?
13:43What's wrong?
13:45Hey. Hey. What happened? What's wrong?
13:52I just... I just feel like... I just feel like this was supposed to be our weekend. This was supposed to be our weekend.
14:06I feel like the third wheel and I shouldn't feel like the third wheel.
14:11I knew you were feeling left out.
14:13No, it's not feeling left out, dude. I just... I didn't expect that you were going to like it so much.
14:21Well, baby, we talked about this.
14:23And you said you were in for a threesome and I just assumed last night would have been good, but if you'd been honest with me...
14:31I was honest and I was on the same page with you, dude. I just didn't know that I was going to have that reaction.
14:37I didn't know that that's how it was going to feel. And I also didn't know that that like was going to be signing up for a whole weekend of you guys like fucking making out with each other and flirting and having a fucking great time together.
14:49What are you talking about?
14:51Come on, dude. You guys can barely keep your hands off of each other. I could see it like all day. Literally all day.
14:55Where is this coming from? Are you, are you that jealous?
14:59It's not jealousy. I'm not a jealous person, dude. I think truly that you like have hooked up with him before.
15:05Wow. So I'm a liar now.
15:07I'm not calling you a liar. I think that you're trying to protect my feelings and I get it. I'm having a lot of feelings right now.
15:13And like, I get that you would want to shill me from them. But like, this was the plan. You wanted to fuck Beau.
15:18You wanted dick in your life. And like, it's so obvious. I feel so stupid.
15:23Sasha, that is crazy and you know it.
15:26I'm not fucking crazy. Don't say that I'm fucking crazy. I can tell that you missed dick and I'm sorry that I can't give that to you, okay?
15:33Oh my God, Sasha. The reason I invited Beau up this weekend is because he has really good drugs and he gives them to me for free. That's it.
15:41I just wanted us to have some fun together. For once. Oh, for once. For once. Oh, so I'm not fun now. So I'm not fun. I'm a boring ass girlfriend and I also don't have a dick. That's what it is, right?
15:51You are also bi, okay? You know it's not about getting dick. It's about being in love with somebody and I'm in love with you.
15:58I wish that you would be a little more in love with me today, that's all. I wish that you would just love me a little bit.
16:02Just love me a little bit more. Maybe that's it. What?
16:07There's a... a body in the pool?
16:14Oh, what the fuck? What the fuck happened? What the fuck?
16:17I don't know. I just came out here and she was like that.
16:20That is Deb. That's our Airbnb host. I didn't even know she was here.
16:24What are we gonna do? What are we... what are we gonna do?
16:26I'm gonna call the police, okay? I'm gonna call the police.
16:27No, no, no. Don't.
16:28Why?
16:29Why not? Why?
16:30Well, she's already clearly dead and if the cops come, they're gonna think that we did it and then we're going to jail.
16:36Also, I'm kind of on probation, so...
16:38What the fuck, Bo?
16:40Oh, no, no, no, no. For possession. And if they come and they see all the drugs that we're doing, we're going straight to jail. Specifically me.
16:45What the fuck, Bo? You fucking idiot. You don't come up to the desert with drugs if you're on fucking parole.
16:51Okay. Not parole. Probation. I have not been to jail yet.
16:54You should not know the fucking difference. We shouldn't.
16:57It's gonna be fine. All we gotta do is find the security footage on that camera and delete it and they're just gonna chalk it up.
17:03To an accident.
17:04How long have you been thinking about this, dude?
17:06Fuck, we're gonna go to fucking prison, you guys. You're gonna go to prison.
17:09Hey, hey, hey, hey. It's gonna be fine. All we gotta do is make sure that the police do not get involved, okay? And then it'll be fine. I promise. Okay?
17:17Okay.
17:18Okay.
17:19Okay.
17:20Hey, okay. Are you seriously taking his side?
17:22Shut the fuck up, Sasha. This is not about your stupid fucking jealousy, okay?
17:26You're in serious shit. Do you want me to go to prison? I don't want you to go to prison.
17:31Okay, okay, okay, sorry. Where do we find security camera footage? Where do we get that? Where do we find it?
17:37Okay, uh, it's probably on an app on her phone, so...
17:48I'll take care of this one.
17:49Yeah, come here, come here, come here.
17:50No face ID. No face ID.
17:55Fuck!
17:58We should definitely call the police.
18:00Yeah. Yeah, in movies they never call the police.
18:03Always fucks them over. We have to call the police.
18:05Glad we're on the same page.
18:07Don't fucking do that.
18:08I'm not doing anything. I'm not doing anything. I'm just mad, okay?
18:11I get that.
18:12Just fucking dialing. I'm dialing, okay?
18:14Okay.
18:20Wait!
18:21What are you gonna say?
18:22I don't know. I don't know.
18:23We found her like this, and...
18:25Is that gonna fuck over Belga?
18:27Who gives a shit about Beau?
18:28I only care about us.
18:29Beau can answer for himself.
18:32Okay. Okay, thank you for saying that.
18:34I'm dialing, okay?
18:35What if he did it?
18:36Just do not say that right now.
18:38What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?
18:54It's ringing!
18:55Hang on.
19:01I got it. I got it.
19:02Okay. Open the app.
19:03Let's go. Let's go Beau. Come on.
19:05Okay.
19:08Wait, wait, wait.
19:09Oh, what?
19:10What?
19:11Did it look suspicious if we only delete the footage from when she died?
19:12Yes.
19:13Yeah.
19:14Okay, so we'll just reboot the whole app.
19:15Can you reboot an app?
19:17I don't know. I'm doing my best. Do you have a better idea?
19:19No, I don't know. I don't...
19:20He's doing his best, Sasha.
19:21Are you serious?
19:22You serious?
19:23Yes. Okay, you're right, right.
19:27Go back. Go back.
19:28That's not right.
19:29Oh my god.
19:30Oh my god.
19:31Oh my god.
19:32Oh my god.
19:33That's fucking weird.
19:34What are you guys doing over there?
19:35Oh, it's Deb. Deb. Deb, we thought something happened to you.
19:39We were looking at the footage on your phone because we thought you were dead and it was so scary.
19:44I was going to call the cops.
19:46Not necessary. I'm already dead.
19:51I saw you doing drugs in my house. I specifically said no drugs.
19:57Well, now I'm going to have to punish you.
20:06Oh, please.
20:12You have to see your face with that.
20:14I'm kidding. It's all Gucci, baby.
20:17I mean, I'm going to have to charge you a little extra cleaning fee because that shit gets everywhere.
20:21Deb, you're so funny.
20:23So you're not, you're not dead.
20:26You're just kidding.
20:27You're just kidding.
20:28Oh, no, no, I am.
20:29I died in that pool three years ago.
20:30Oh, fuck.
20:32Oh, fuck.
20:34If you died...
20:37Why?
20:38Why are you running a vacation rental?
20:40I just like to meet people.
20:42You know, I like to show them my little paradise, facilitate a little threesome action on my king-sized bed.
20:49What's up? Hey, buddy. All right.
20:51Deb was there for that.
20:52Oh, honey, don't be so shy.
20:54It's okay.
20:55Hey, it's Gucci.
20:56We're at Deb's house.
20:58Let's turn this threesome into a foursome, shall we?
21:00Okay?
21:01You want some vino?
21:02I'll get you some vino.
21:03Yes, please.
21:04What?
21:05Are you going to take wine from a ghost?
21:08Yes, she's a ghost.
21:09You're supposed to appease a ghost.
21:11I don't want to be haunted by some vengeful spirit because I said no to a single glass of Chardonnay.
21:17Deb, can I have a wine too?
21:18Yeah, please, Deb.
21:21So you see, Sasha, Chris does love you.
21:24But, you know, she's not a mind reader.
21:26You've got to learn to trust people.
21:29You've got to guide them through it or else you're just going to be let down.
21:33She's right.
21:34I love you so much.
21:35If I had known you were uncomfortable with any of this, I would have never initiated it.
21:39I'm sorry.
21:40I made it weird.
21:41I just, I think sometimes I get really insecure that I can't give you everything that you want, that you need.
21:51And I'm sorry.
21:52You do give me everything.
21:53And I feel the same exact way about you being insecure.
21:57So you never need to feel that.
21:59And Beau is just a human dildo.
22:01Okay, cool.
22:02He means absolutely nothing to us in our relationship and we will never have sex with a man ever again.
22:07That's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me.
22:10That's the sweetest thing?
22:11Oh, then I'm a bad girlfriend.
22:14I love you.
22:15I love you.
22:16You know, when I was a kid, I had a pet mouse, Mickey, and he was so sweet.
22:21And then I took him out of his cage and I stepped on him and he just became a smear on the carpet.
22:26And I blamed the housekeeper.
22:28And I, I, I've never told anyone that before.
22:31Okay.
22:32It's okay.
22:33It's okay.
22:34You're all right.
22:35To be honest, that's not your biggest problem.
22:36You're, you're a bit of a coke addict and also you're on probation.
22:39Yeah.
22:40And you're also kind of crazy.
22:42Do you think maybe like you could, you know, talk to Mickey, ghost to ghost, just reach out to him and say,
22:48Yeah.
22:49Tell him I'm sorry.
22:50No, I, yeah, I can do it right now.
22:51Really?
22:52No, I'll do it right now.
22:53Okay.
22:54Mickey, how you doing?
22:56So Beau here wanted to let you know that he's really sorry that he stepped on you.
22:59So I'm sorry that, no?
23:01No, no, no.
23:02Okay.
23:03Yeah.
23:04Mm-hmm.
23:05Yeah.
23:06Yeah.
23:07Yeah.
23:08Yeah.
23:09So it's fine.
23:10Really?
23:11Yeah.
23:12Oh, oh my God.
23:17Oh my God.
23:19It's already sunrise.
23:21You guys need to get some sleep if you're gonna make 10 a.m. checkout.
23:24No exceptions.
23:25I gotta get this place to pick and span for my next guest.
23:27I love you, Deb.
23:29Wait, Deb?
23:31She did it again, goddammit.
23:34Wow.
23:35Bye, my sweethearts.
23:38Oh, I love you so much.
23:42Thanks for having us, Deb.
23:44Thank you so much, Deb.
23:45Thank you so much, Deb, for everything.
23:48Specifically, the threesome, because that's kind of cool.
23:50All right, we're heading out.
23:51We're out.
23:52Bye, my babies.
23:54Come back any time.
24:03I'm so sad and lonely
24:15And you're having a good time
24:18I'm so sad and lonely
24:26And you're having a good time
24:33I don't even remember
24:36What it felt to be with you anymore
24:40Or has my memory hit capacity
24:45Afraid to ask myself
24:47If what I felt those summer nights
24:51Was in my head
24:52You like me right now