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00:26Bonjour?
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01:02Hello?
01:04No!
01:06I don't know.
01:36Home sweet home.
02:06Home sweet home.
02:36I'm an ape-man, I'm an ape-ip-man, no, I'm an ape-man.
02:42I'm a king Kong man, I'm an ape-ip-man, no, I'm an ape-man.
02:50Come on and love me, be my ape-man girl.
02:56And we'd be so happy in my ape-man world.
03:02I'm an ape-ip-man, I'm an ape-ip-man, no, I'm an ape-man.
03:07I'm a king Kong man, I'm a boodoo man, no, I'm an ape-ip-man.
03:14Just like an ape-ip-man.
03:15Hello God.
03:23First of all, apologies for all the recent masturbation, but I gotta say, that's kinda on you.
03:29So I just got back from traveling around the country looking for anyone who might have survived the virus.
03:34I put up a bunch of signs all over the place saying that I'm here in Tucson.
03:39So, uh, you know, who knows?
03:41And it's not all that.
03:42I mean, in the old world, I could never live in a house like this.
03:45And these are Hugh Hefner's actual pajamas.
03:48Yeah.
03:49I washed them.
03:52There are some drawbacks.
03:54I know you know that.
03:56The whole women's situation is...
03:59the craps.
04:01If you could send some my way, or one my way.
04:06Oh, one more thing.
04:08If you could please send a special thank you to the previous owner of my new house.
04:12Just let him know I'm gonna take real good care of this place.
04:15Fix it.
04:31The door's on.
04:32Fix it.
04:32The door's on.
04:33Fix it.
04:34The door.
04:34Fix it.
04:34The door.
04:34Let's go.
05:04Let's go.
05:34Let's go.
06:04Salud.
06:06It's a $10,000 bottle of wine, by the way.
06:10It was great with the SpaghettiOs.
06:17That was like a $400 sip.
06:19That is good.
06:33Let's go.
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07:21Oh, yes.
07:22Yes.
07:23Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
07:24Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, get me started on the way.
07:31Straight, straight, straight, straight!
07:33Ah!
07:35Oh, yes!
07:37Yes!
07:39Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
07:47No way.
07:49No way!
07:50That would never happen.
07:52That is so stupid.
07:55I got news for you, Tom Hanks.
07:57I will never, ever talk to a volleyball.
07:59No, we have time.
08:01We do, we have time.
08:01Not buying it.
08:03Balls aren't people, dude.
08:05I know.
08:06Balls are for fun.
08:22I know.
08:23I know.
08:25No, I know.
08:30I know.
08:31Let's go.
09:01Hey, okay. I get it. Nobody's coming. You're not giving me anybody. Well, guess what? I don't even care. I don't need people. Okay? I can make it work on my own. Watch me. Watch me. Hey, Phil. What's up? Oh, I'm great, Phil. How are you? Oh, I'm doing great. Thank you very much for asking. See? I'm already doing it. Ha. I need people.
09:31You'll be just fine.
09:48Good morning, Phil. How are you, Phil? Fine, Phil. How are you?
09:51Oh, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
09:53Take the jibsail down, boys. Take the jibsail down.
10:20Turn this ship around, boys Before we run aground
10:26The fish aren't biting today, boys The fish aren't biting today
10:33I'm gonna lay on my bunk and get drunk Cause it's gone cause the fish aren't biting today
10:39There's six foot waves And there's six foot waves And my stomach craves Some good old antique and rum
10:45I put some away I put some away I put some away For a rainy day But the rain she is hot
10:51It's all right, it's hot
11:01It's all right, I put some away I put some away I put some away I put some away, but the wind's
11:06Hey, what's up?
11:29Just had to get out of the house.
11:30It's been a rough day.
11:32Hey, can I have a whiskey?
11:32You want a whiskey?
11:33Gary?
11:34Whiskey?
11:36You sure?
11:36How about you, Jimmy?
11:38No?
11:39Okay, well, does anyone want a whiskey?
11:41Huh?
11:41Greg?
11:42Kevin?
11:44Anton?
11:47No?
11:47Really?
11:48Nobody?
11:49Trevor?
11:50Terrence?
11:51Trent?
11:52Darby?
11:53Bryce?
11:54Marshall?
11:55Peter?
11:56Thomas?
11:57Max?
11:57Dashiell?
11:58Diego?
12:00Clementine?
12:01Nobody wants a whiskey.
12:02Okay, well, more for me.
12:04Jerry, now, you look like you lost a little weight.
12:06What are you exercising?
12:07Skipping carbs?
12:08Well, whatever you're doing.
12:09Keep it up.
12:10Okay.
12:11Cheersies.
12:13I miss breakfast burritos.
12:17Getting male.
12:20Skinny jeans on dudes.
12:22Just kidding.
12:22Skinny jeans on dudes suck.
12:27People.
12:29And women.
12:29Oh, my God.
12:31Women.
12:32Oh, I would give anything to see another woman again.
12:35I would never complain about anything ever again.
12:39Fine, she's going to see one more woman.
12:40Hey, Gary.
12:51You want to come hang on my place tonight?
12:54Shut up, guys.
12:56That's really homophobic, Bryce.
12:57Even for you.
13:01That's her.
13:04I don't know her name.
13:05I've never talked to her.
13:07No, Gary, come on.
13:08What would I say?
13:09I'm so bad in these situations.
13:12There is nothing you could say
13:13that would convince me to go talk to her, okay?
13:19That's a pretty convincing argument.
13:26Don't honk the horn.
13:28Windows, right?
13:51My friend Gary dared me to come say hi to you.
13:54He's in the truck.
13:55White fella.
13:56So, anyway, hello, I guess.
14:02Actually, I saw you a long time ago
14:03and I always wanted to come say hi,
14:05but, you know, I don't know.
14:06I just, uh...
14:08I never felt like the right time.
14:12I like your outfit.
14:15You make good style choices.
14:16I'm sorry if I'm being so forward.
14:42It's just that I've been through a lot lately.
14:45I just realized that having other people around
14:48is really what makes life worth living.
14:52More of my manners, I'm ill.
14:53I don't know.
15:12You win.
15:15You win.
15:16You win.
15:18Well, in about two minutes, we will lay to rest Phil Miller.
15:47Uh, I'm sorry for giving up.
15:57Oh, and I just got to say a huge apology to Tom Hanks and the whole crew that put together
16:01Castaway, because they nailed it, friggin' nailed it.
16:06You guys were the best friends that I could ask for, but you're not people, you're not
16:16people.
16:18Oh.
16:20Oh.
16:22Oh.
16:24Oh.
16:26Oh.
16:28Oh.
16:33Oh.
16:36Oh.
18:40I can't believe you found me.
18:42I, I thought I was...
18:45Your voice is like, it's like music to my ears.
18:49May I sing to you?
18:51Yeah, I would love that.
18:54If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who are you gonna call me?
19:02Ghostbusters.
19:03I ain't afraid of no ghost.
19:08Is this a dream?
19:12This is very, very real.
19:15What are you, uh...
19:30What are you doing?
19:38What are you doing?
19:39I was doing mouth to mouth.
19:40Wait, I don't want my mind to go.
19:42You passed out.
19:43You wet your underpants.
19:44I thought you were dying.
19:45I did not wet my underpants, okay?
19:47They're, oh, they're wet.
19:48Ew, super wet.
19:49But that was from something else before.
19:52I was swimming, the front, the front side.
19:55Okay, I just thought that you were in trouble.
19:57What?
19:57You thought wrong.
19:58That was from something else before I told you.
19:59I'm not accusing you.
20:00I'm not saying you're accusing me.
20:02I'm telling you they were wet before.
20:03Okay, okay.
20:04Oh, gosh.
20:04Okay, back up, back up!
20:06Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
20:07Put your hands where I can see them.
20:08Okay, okay, okay, okay.
20:08Hands where I can see them!
20:10Okay, okay.
20:10Drop my bra.
20:11Okay, okay, okay, okay.
20:14No, drop it!
20:18Gross.
20:20Are you nice?
20:21What?
20:22Are you a nice person?
20:23Okay, yes, yes.
20:25I'm really nice.
20:25I'm very, very, very nice.
20:26I'm so nice, seriously.
20:27I promise you, there's nothing to be afraid of.
20:30Nothing of which to be afraid.
20:32But I just said that.
20:32You can't end sentences with prepositions!
20:34Nothing of which to be afraid is the proper grammar!
20:37Fine, yes, okay.
20:37There's nothing of which...
20:39Yes.
20:40Huh?
20:40That's better.
20:41Of which to be afraid, okay?
20:44Mm-hmm.
20:44Huh?
20:44You can trust me, seriously.
20:47Honestly, I did wet my underpants.
20:49They were totally dry before, and I soaked them.
20:52I soaked them.
20:53Why did you lie to me?
20:54Because I'm an adult, and I wet my underpants.
20:56Are you the one who put up all those Alive in Tucson signs?
20:58Yes, yes, that was me.
21:00That was me.
21:01I did that.
21:02Look, I am so sorry.
21:04I haven't seen another human being in, like, two years.
21:07And I was literally about to kill myself five minutes ago.
21:10I'm harmless.
21:12Okay, why don't you put that gun away?
21:13What do you need that gun out for?
21:14Don't you mean out for what do you need that gun?
21:17Okay, that can't be right.
21:18It is.
21:18Nope, come on.
21:20No, no, no, you don't have to cock that thing.
21:21Fine, look.
21:24Out for what do you need that gun?
21:26Huh?
21:26Come on.
21:30I'm not going to hurt you.
21:32Why don't you put that thing away?
21:34There you go.
21:36A quick draw.
21:38So watch yourself.
21:42Can we start over?
21:43Yeah, okay.
21:45Phil Miller, last man on earth.
21:49Carol Pelbajian, last woman on earth.
21:52Ben, in Tampa, I scored just a ton of radishes.
22:11You wouldn't see Florida for radishes, but they are absolutely chock-a-block.
22:13They say if you can't find a radish in Tampa, just walk five feet.
22:17They're abundant.
22:19Oh, God, how long have I been talking?
22:22Oh, like, you know, 45 minutes.
22:23It's fine.
22:24I'm so sorry.
22:25I must have all this conversation that's just been waiting to get out inside of me.
22:31Yeah.
22:33It's all coming out now, right?
22:35Whoa, whoa, whoa.
22:35So what about you?
22:43What did you do for a job?
22:45I was a temp.
22:46Oh, I'm sorry.
22:48How old are you?
22:49I'm 41.
22:51Oh.
22:52Okay.
22:55Well, you know, it's not something I'm super proud of.
22:57You mean not something of what you are super proud.
23:00Yeah.
23:00Were you an English teacher?
23:01No, I was an office manager at a hot sauce bottling company.
23:07Sounds like a spicy job.
23:09No, I didn't work with the spices.
23:11I was filing.
23:15Cheers.
23:16Cheers.
23:17A little drink.
23:19I want to protect the ceramic.
23:22Noted.
23:23And you have to make eye contact or it won't come true.
23:26Okay, well, let's try it again.
23:28Okay.
23:28Cheers.
23:28Cheers.
23:29Clink.
23:47Oh.
23:47Oh.
23:48That was a stop sign.
23:50Yeah, it was.
23:51You just went right through it.
23:54Yes, I did.
23:55Could you do me a flavor and stop at the next one?
23:58Carol, stop signs are there to mediate traffic, and traffic doesn't exist anymore, so essentially stop signs don't either.
24:06Except that they do, and I'd rather you stop at them.
24:09Oh, here's one.
24:10Here's one.
24:10Here's one.
24:11Here's one.
24:11Okay, okay, okay.
24:12Stopping.
24:14Looking both ways.
24:17And moving on.
24:19Here we go.
24:20Ease into it.
24:22Feel better?
24:23Thank you, Phil.
24:24Yeah.
24:24I can't wait to see your house.
24:28They say a person's home is a reflection of their soul.
24:31So this is my toilet pool.
24:34Hmm.
24:36And here's my garbage pool.
24:38And, uh, this is my margarita pool.
24:42You swim in that?
24:43Well, I swim in it.
24:44I drink out of it.
24:45There's really no wrong way to use a margarita pool.
24:48You know what I mean?
24:48Work your way through here.
24:54Sorry, it's kind of messy right now.
24:56What a collection of cans.
24:59Oh, where'd you get all these paintings?
25:02You know, I took them from, uh, various museums.
25:05I got some Van Goghs and Monet's.
25:08In that pile alone, there's like a billion dollars worth of famous paintings.
25:12So you stole all these paintings?
25:14What?
25:14No.
25:15No.
25:16Plus, I take very good care of these things.
25:17Oh, shoot.
25:18Uh, I better dry this baby off.
25:22Here we go.
25:23Dry as new.
25:25Sorry, Rembrandt.
25:26Phil, what are these?
25:28Uh...
25:28And those and those and that?
25:31They are magazines.
25:34Oh, what kind of magazines?
25:37Well, they are masturbatory magazines.
25:42Okay.
25:43Okay.
25:44What?
25:45Is there, uh, something wrong?
25:47You know, I'm just trying not to judge the book by its cover.
25:51And what book are you referring to, Carol?
25:54The book to which I'm referring is called Phil Miller.
25:58Sounds like a good book.
25:59It's the story of a man with a brothel of a home and a pool filled with human excrement.
26:04Carol, there is no running water.
26:06Did you ever try to fix that?
26:07I did fix it with a toilet pool.
26:10You probably would have done the exact same thing.
26:12Oh, no.
26:13I know that I wouldn't have because I'm not an animal.
26:15Oh, so I'm an animal now.
26:17Okay.
26:18I'm just saying that if you diverted a small percentage of your masturbation energy towards
26:24fixing the water problem, you might be going potty in a toilet right now.
26:29Maybe we should get you back to that campsite.
26:37Look, I know you've been through a hard time.
26:40We both have.
26:41But I'm going to help you get your life back together.
26:43Well, I am looking forward to that.
26:46Good first day.
26:47Great first day.
26:49See you tomorrow.
27:00Carol, what are you doing in here?
27:02Good morning.
27:04Remember how I said your home is a reflection of your soul?
27:07Well, I'm cleaning up your soul.
27:09Well, next time you want to clean up my soul, could you please give me a little advance
27:13notice beforehand?
27:14Of course.
27:15Yeah.
27:16Sorry.
27:16Okay.
27:17Here, I'll just put it back the way you had it.
27:20That'd be great.
27:22No, no, no.
27:23No, no, no.
27:23Be gentle.
27:24Carol, Carol, watch out for my Jenga tower, okay?
27:27I spent a lot of time on that.
27:29Oh, and you think that's time well spent, Phil?
27:34Yes, I do.
27:35Phil, you can't just be playing with your Jenga all day.
27:38We have work to do.
27:39I need gardening supplies.
27:41You need cleaning supplies.
27:42We're going to the store.
27:44No, we're not.
27:53Well, what are you doing?
27:54What now?
27:55This is a handicapped parking spot.
27:58Okay, Carol.
27:59We're the last two people on earth.
28:01If by some tiny chance, a handicapped person happens to be driving through Tucson and makes
28:06a beeline for this hardware store, they can park right over there, which is even closer
28:10to the store.
28:11That's not a parking spot.
28:13That is a spot, Carol.
28:15No, it's not a spot.
28:15And that is a parking spot.
28:17No.
28:17And that is a parking spot.
28:18Look all around you.
28:20Everything you see right now is a parking spot.
28:22You're a parking spot.
28:24Yes, I am.
28:25Now you're getting it.
28:26The whole freaking world is a parking spot now.
28:30It's one of the only benefits of our situation.
28:32In fact, you know what?
28:33I want to park a little closer.
28:35I want to park a little closer.
28:37What are you doing?
28:39Getting a closer parking spot.
28:51This spot feels right to me.
28:53This feels good.
28:56So that's it, huh?
28:58You don't care about rules or laws anymore?
29:01What's next?
29:01You're going to burn down a church?
29:03Carol, I would never burn down a church.
29:05Why?
29:06It's a church.
29:07And this is a store, and that is a handicapped parking spot.
29:14Fine.
29:23So guess who's not the last person on earth anymore?
29:26This should be the best day of my life, right?
29:28I mean, you guys know how horny I've been.
29:30Just so, so, so, so, so horny.
29:32Just next-level horny.
29:34But this woman is just a turd.
29:36Eight-ball corner pocket.
29:38Maybe I'm being too harsh.
29:40At times, she's almost kind of cute.
29:42And then she opens her mouth, and it just sucks.
29:44What a turd.
29:45Eight-ball corner pocket.
29:46Oh, I want to fix you, Phil.
29:49That's what she said to me.
29:50I'm a work in progress, sure, but I've progressed to the point where it's, I'm very close.
29:55I'm very close.
29:56Eight-ball corner pocket.
29:58Bottom line, I can't believe I'm saying this.
30:00I think I need a little space.
30:01No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
30:31No exaggeration. All the houses in the world to choose from.
30:34Okay, why does it have to be the house right next door to mine?
30:37What's wrong? Do you do weird stuff in your house that you don't want me to see?
30:42No, I do not do weird stuff. I do normal stuff, but I'd like to do that normal stuff in private.
30:47Are you afraid I'm going to see you naked?
30:52Does this answer your question?
30:53Do you want me to look at it?
30:55Hello?
30:56No, no, Carol.
30:56Hey, little guys, look what you want. I'm looking right at it.
30:59Carol, stop this.
31:00I'm scared.
31:00Carol? Carol?
31:02Look, I'll choose a different house, but I'm staying in this neighborhood.
31:09All right?
31:11How much longer are we going to dance around this?
31:14Dance around what?
31:15The reason we both survived, our purpose. We were chosen.
31:20Would you just say what you're trying to say?
31:22Free population, you dumb donkey!
31:24Something we have to do! Together!
31:27Carol, no disrespect here, but have you ever heard the phrase,
31:32I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last person on earth?
31:35You think I want to repopulate with you. Oh, I would rather eat a cat!
31:41And I love cats!
31:42And the thought of killing a cat and then eating its little free body, like, that's how I feel about making love to you.
31:50Oh, so we're down here, then?
31:52Oh, not by a long shot.
31:54The fate of the human race is depending on us.
31:57You may hide behind that rat's nest of a beard of yours and pretend that you don't care about anything,
32:02but I know that deep down inside of you, there is a nice-smelling person who actually gives a hoot,
32:09and I am not giving up until I find him!
32:12Well, good luck with that, Carol.
32:15I'm gonna find him!
32:18You're a great guy, Phil!
32:21Somewhere in there!
32:23Hidden!
32:24Far away!
32:25Hi, Phil!
32:34Carol! Jeez! Can I get a little privacy here?
32:37Oh, definitely. If you used your inside toilet.
32:39What part of no running water do you not understand?
32:42All of it. I mean, look at what you're doing, Phil.
32:46Carol, this works for me. The fact that it doesn't work for you is not my problem.
32:50I just want to live like a human being again.
32:53I want to take a shower. I want to water my garden.
32:56I want our kids to have fresh fruits and vegetables.
32:58Our kids!
32:59Yes.
33:00Carol, I am definitely not having kids with you.
33:03Fine. I want fresh fruits and vegetables. Don't you want that?
33:07I honestly don't care.
33:09Suit yourself.
33:13What is that?
33:17This tomato?
33:18Carol, just say tomato.
33:20Phil, some people say tomato.
33:21I'm one of those people.
33:23Of course you are.
33:24Now, I grew this personally, and I would love to grow more, but I need help getting water to my garden.
33:30Are you in or are you out?
33:31Oh, I'm definitely out. I was never even close to being in. In any way.
33:35All right. But those that don't help, don't eat.
33:38Bye.
33:39Mmm.
33:41Mmm.
33:41Yeah.
33:42So it's disgusting.
33:44Mmm-mm-mm.
33:45Oh, so juicy.
33:47Ah!
33:51Ah!
33:53Ah!
33:54Ah!
33:54What a bee sting!
34:00Ah!
34:01It really hurts.
34:32You enjoy those tomatoes, Phil?
34:43I don't know what you're talking about.
34:45You stole my tomatoes, Phil.
34:47Did not.
34:48You stole my tomatoes, and you left a poop in my garden.
34:52Must have been a raccoon.
34:53You're a terrorist.
35:07What happened to your foot?
35:09I dropped the manhole cover on it.
35:12I'm fine.
35:14You don't look fine.
35:15I'm fine.
35:28In front of a bee thing.
35:33Ah!
35:38Wait now.
35:39I'm fine.
36:10Carol, what are you doing?
36:12What does it look like?
36:14It looks like you're making a toilet fountain.
36:16Bingo!
36:18And you'll be happy to hear I've given up on the water project.
36:22And everything else, too.
36:23Are your pants on?
36:25For now.
36:28Look, what are you talking about?
36:30I can't even raise a tomato.
36:32Tomato.
36:33What makes me think I could ever give birth to a whole new civilization?
36:37Carol, I think you're overreacting a little.
36:39Look, you're off the hook.
36:40I was wrong about our purpose.
36:42We weren't chosen.
36:44We were forgotten.
36:46Carol, it's just a stupid garden.
36:49Yeah.
36:51And it's also a parking spot.
36:54I really do have to go.
36:56Like bed.
36:57I'm going to tell you a story.
37:25Dammit!
37:27Ah, it's all about my town.
37:31Yeah, down by the river.
37:36Down by the banks of the river, Charles.
37:40Ah, that's what's happened to be with.
37:42Ah, dammit!
37:44Ah, dammit!
37:44Ah, that's where you'll find me.
37:49Ah, ah, ah!
37:50Ah, ah, ah!
37:51Dammit!
37:51Ah!
37:52Ah!
37:52Ah!
37:53Ah!
37:53Ah!
37:54Ah!
37:54Ah!
37:55Ah!
37:55Ah!
37:58Well, I love that dirty water.
38:00Ah!
38:01Oh, Boston, you're my home.
38:04You've been tamed, sir.
38:19Dammit!
38:26Dammit!
38:35Carol!
38:36Hello, Phil.
38:37How's the foot?
38:38Not great.
38:39How's the toilet fountain?
38:40Full.
38:41Oh, jeez, Carol.
38:42Could you come with me for a minute?
38:53You know anything about this?
38:55Nope. Can't help ya.
38:58Really?
38:59Well, Carol, I mean, look at this thing.
39:02If I ever did this would've had to stay up all night,
39:04and go research water systems at a library,
39:06and then put all this stuff together.
39:08Do I look like somebody who could do something like that?
39:11You're right.
39:12Couldn't have been you.
39:16Hey, you wanna come over for dinner tonight?
39:22Yeah, I'd like that.
39:24Okay.
39:27Well, see ya.
39:32Hey, Carol?
39:35You know I did this, right?
39:37Yeah, I know Phil.
39:38It was a lot of work, and it took all night.
39:41I had to go to the library and read a bunch of crap.
39:44Yeah, it's very, very obvious it was you who did it.
39:47Feels good, I'll admit.
39:48It feels good.
39:49To be so selfless.
39:52Anyway, we can talk more about it at dinner.
39:57I have a feeling we're gonna remember what I did here today for a long time.
40:01And that's cool.
40:02There's a fork if you need it.
40:17Oh, I'm good.
40:19Mm.
40:22This is really nice.
40:23Mm, I know.
40:26You showed a lot of hutzpah today, Phil.
40:29And it made me think that maybe God does want us to lay together.
40:37Okay.
40:38Oh.
40:39I'm really horny, so.
40:41Well, that's nice.
40:43I should probably go wash my balls first.
40:46Once you're back here in five, we'll knock it out?
40:48No.
40:50I don't know, what do you mean?
40:51I'm not gonna have sex with you unless we're married.
40:55Oh, it's nice to see you smile.
40:58That is your first really good joke.
41:00That's very funny.
41:02Phil, I'm not kidding.
41:03We have to be married first.
41:06You're serious?
41:07Yes.
41:08Oh, then, no.
41:10Phil, we can't.
41:11Absolute no.
41:12Why not?
41:13What do you mean, why not?
41:15Why?
41:16The first child of this new world is not gonna be a bastard.
41:18Yeah, cause it's not gonna exist.
41:20Cause I'm not gonna marry you.
41:21Then you're the bastard.
41:22Fine, I'm the bastard.
41:23And goodbye human race.
41:26Thank you for dinner.
41:27I am going to go back to my house.
41:30Right.
41:31Think about how crazy you are.
41:33Okay, enjoy those.
41:34You are being serious?
41:36Yes.
41:37Why do you have to be married?
41:38It doesn't mean anything anymore.
41:40It means something to me, Phil.
41:42Well, it doesn't mean anything to me.
41:44Then why do you care?
41:53What is happening here?
41:54It's tomato!
41:55It's tomato!
41:56It's tomato!
41:57It's tomato!
41:58Oh, hi.
41:59Fine.
42:00We're married.
42:01Phil, get down on one knee and do it properly.
42:04This is so stupid.
42:05Can you do it over here?
42:06Carol.
42:07No, do it.
42:08Get it over here.
42:09No, this is where the proposal is happening.
42:10You want it, you come over here and get it.
42:12Okay.
42:13Carol, what's your middle name?
42:14Andrew?
42:15Yeah.
42:16Andrew.
42:17Andrew.
42:18Andrew!
42:19Yeah.
42:20What is that?
42:21Is that a family name?
42:22No.
42:23That guy's a family name.
42:25What?
42:26Carol Andrew.
42:27Yeah.
42:29Fine.
42:30We are married.
42:35We're married.
42:37Phil, get down on one knee and do it properly.
42:38So stupid.
42:39Can you do it over here?
42:39No!
42:42Carol, Andrew Pilbation, will you marry me?
42:48Yes!
42:49Yes, I will!
42:50Yes, I will!
42:51You will?
42:52Yes!
42:53Oh!
42:54Did you have any doubts?
42:56I was so nervous.
42:58Oh!
43:00Yay!
43:01We're getting married!
43:03Yeah.
43:05Yay!
43:12Uncle Sinky!
43:37Uncle Sinky!
43:39Ah!