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00:00:00Oh my god, that's Christopher Stinnett, state candidate?
00:00:09He's so hot, I want him to campaign all over me.
00:00:14Can I vote for him 500 times?
00:00:16I should be the same, absolutely.
00:00:24I should be the same.
00:00:27Thanks.
00:00:30Mr. Stinnett, congrats on your upcoming victory.
00:00:33Oh, it's much too early to say that, but thank you.
00:00:37And you are?
00:00:38Only one of your biggest supporters.
00:00:40Well, are you going to drink this or break the heart of one of your donors?
00:00:52Oh, wow.
00:00:54Excuse me for a second.
00:00:55Let's go upstairs together, handsome.
00:01:08Let me take care of you.
00:01:09What are you talking about?
00:01:11Don't deny it.
00:01:12You need me, baby.
00:01:14Oh, baby.
00:01:21You just don't worry.
00:01:23You'll be in our room soon.
00:01:24What the hell are you?
00:01:25Get away from me.
00:01:27Fuck out of my way.
00:01:28Oh, hey.
00:01:53Hey.
00:01:53You intern.
00:01:54Are you serious?
00:01:55This entrance is for wealthy political donors only.
00:01:59The side door is for the help.
00:02:01Jesus, that cheap dress might work on your corn farm, but not here.
00:02:05Get out and go through the back.
00:02:08I'm so sorry.
00:02:08I didn't know.
00:02:09Just a stupid farm girl who randomly stumbled into an internship on our campaign.
00:02:18I don't know how.
00:02:19She doesn't even know the first thing about our candidate.
00:02:22How garnished.
00:02:23This is a Senate campaign, not a country bumpkin office.
00:02:26You don't need a corn grower.
00:02:28Well, I just fired an intern for hating on our candidate, so I needed someone to run errands.
00:02:36Excuse me.
00:02:37We grow brussel sprouts, not corn.
00:02:41And I might not know a lot about the candidate, but I really believe in his ideas.
00:02:45Excuse me, intern.
00:02:48Not another word.
00:02:48Get lost.
00:02:49You ruined my mink.
00:02:59Are you drunk?
00:03:01Oh, my God.
00:03:02On behalf of the campaign, I apologize, ma'am.
00:03:06You clumsy hick.
00:03:07You will not keep your job after this.
00:03:09I'm so sorry.
00:03:10Please don't fire me.
00:03:11I really want to work on this campaign.
00:03:14I'll fix it.
00:03:14I'll clean the coat and the wig right now.
00:03:16Well, what are you waiting for?
00:03:18You dumb hick.
00:03:21This is all your fault.
00:03:23Don't worry.
00:03:24There's cleaning supplies upstairs.
00:03:26Stay out of this, maid.
00:03:27Fix it, intern, or you're fired.
00:03:36Thank you, but where are the cleaning supplies?
00:03:38You heard what she said.
00:03:40If I can't get these clean, I'll be fired.
00:03:42I put you into room 2809.
00:03:44It's empty.
00:03:45Go up there.
00:03:45You'll be alone.
00:03:46You're a lifesaver.
00:03:47I'm Sarah.
00:03:49Us working-class girls gotta stick together, right?
00:03:52I'm Stephanie.
00:03:52You're right.
00:03:55God, I had a really tough day.
00:03:57It's okay.
00:03:58These rich people are ridiculous.
00:04:00Don't blame yourself.
00:04:01That's why I'm interning on this campaign.
00:04:03To stand up for people like us.
00:04:05I just wish I fit in better.
00:04:09Amen, girl.
00:04:11And...
00:04:12Look at you.
00:04:16You look like you fit right in.
00:04:18Hi.
00:04:18I'm a wealthy socialite.
00:04:24I eat caviar, not Doritos.
00:04:26I totally belong here.
00:04:28Okay, I gotta run.
00:04:30But this key works for the elevator,
00:04:32and it gets you into room 2809.
00:04:34Call me if you need me.
00:04:36Good luck.
00:04:37Thanks again.
00:04:38See you later.
00:04:39Is somebody here?
00:04:58Is somebody in there?
00:05:00Oh, sorry.
00:05:09God, it's so hot.
00:05:17Are you okay?
00:05:19Okay.
00:05:30You don't need nothing to me.
00:05:49I don't believe what you greet.
00:05:53I don't think I make you begin.
00:05:55I don't think I make you a winner.
00:05:59So you didn't go into Senate's room?
00:06:09He shoved me out of the room, Senator.
00:06:11I...
00:06:12You goddamn worthless woman!
00:06:15I hired you to drug him
00:06:18and to film a scandalous sex tape.
00:06:22And you returned empty fucking-handed!
00:06:26Sir, I think I have something.
00:06:29Well then show me, you idiot!
00:06:35This might just be enough
00:06:37to bring my election opponent down.
00:06:40I can't believe me.
00:06:53I slept with a hot stranger.
00:06:58I have to clean this or I'll be fired.
00:07:00I'm sorry.
00:07:24Where the hell did you disappear to last night, farm girl?
00:07:29If you didn't get that coat fixed, you're fired.
00:07:31No, I did fix it. It's right here.
00:07:35It doesn't matter.
00:07:36You belong in a farmer's market, not a campaign office.
00:07:40A new intern from a wealthy family will take over your job tomorrow,
00:07:44so today's your last day, little trash girl.
00:07:47No, Rebecca, please. I really want this job.
00:07:54Candidate Stinnett is running a little late, which isn't like him,
00:07:57but he'll be here soon, so be ready.
00:08:01He's never late.
00:08:02I wonder if our candidate got laid last night.
00:08:05He wouldn't.
00:08:06He'll be my man sooner or later.
00:08:08Stop gossiping.
00:08:10Mr. Stinnett is a candidate of the United States Senate.
00:08:13Even a little rumor could lead to a scandal.
00:08:27You've got to be kidding me.
00:08:52The man I slept with is the candidate?
00:08:54Hello, miss.
00:08:56Thank God, he didn't recognize me.
00:09:02I fucked up.
00:09:04If anyone finds out I slept with him, it'll be a scandal.
00:09:08Have we met, miss?
00:09:09Absolutely never.
00:09:11Sarah's a new intern from some farmland.
00:09:15I don't think she's cut out for this.
00:09:20Something's familiar about her.
00:09:22My God, he recognizes me.
00:09:24I'm in so much trouble.
00:09:25Sir, I think you've shaken the intern's hand long enough.
00:09:30Glad to have you on my team, Sarah.
00:09:32Thank God he didn't recognize me.
00:09:34He's way out of your league, farm girl.
00:09:40Stay away from him.
00:09:42He'd never go for a poor farm girl like you, so don't even think about it.
00:09:47Hey, something happened last night.
00:09:51Emergency meeting.
00:09:52Let's go.
00:09:54No interns allowed.
00:09:55Get me a coffee with non-fat, dairy-free, oat-free oat milk.
00:10:02Sir, what happened?
00:10:05You disappeared from the fundraiser last night.
00:10:08It's hazy, but I think some of the events slipped something in my drink.
00:10:13It's foggy.
00:10:15But I spent the night with a woman who...
00:10:18You slept with someone?
00:10:19And she drugged you?
00:10:20She was...
00:10:21It was a setup.
00:10:21Oh, God.
00:10:24A sex scandal will sink this campaign.
00:10:27The slut you slept with was probably a spy sent by the senator.
00:10:31Are you okay?
00:10:39No.
00:10:40No, I don't remember much.
00:10:42But the girl I was with last night isn't like that.
00:10:44She's a good person.
00:10:46You're being naive.
00:10:48Okay, this is dirty politics.
00:10:50Your enemies will do anything to entrap and ruin you.
00:10:53She's not like that.
00:10:55No one's gonna find out.
00:10:56There will be no scandal.
00:11:03No one will find out?
00:11:06Senator Hester's about to do a press conference attacking you.
00:11:08I will protect your second amendment.
00:11:16Can I have your coffee?
00:11:17Quiet, can I?
00:11:18You get a bazooka?
00:11:18You get a bazooka.
00:11:19You get a bazooka.
00:11:20You get a bazooka.
00:11:21It's your God-given right.
00:11:24And us men, we know how to safely handle firearms.
00:11:30Oh, shit.
00:11:33Gotcha.
00:11:34Yeah, I did that on purpose.
00:11:36Where was I?
00:11:37Oh, my opponent, Christopher Stinson,
00:11:40slayed with a prostitute last night.
00:11:44What?
00:11:45I'm not a prostitute.
00:11:47This indecent, immoral, and premaritable sex
00:11:52will have him burn in hell for all eternity.
00:11:56He's lying.
00:11:57I didn't sleep with a prostitute.
00:11:58He has no proof.
00:12:00I have proof that my opponent, Christopher Stinnett,
00:12:04slept with a hooker last night.
00:12:08Oh, no.
00:12:10He got a photo of us in bed.
00:12:12He has a photo?
00:12:14We're doomed.
00:12:20Oh, no.
00:12:21He got a photo of us in bed?
00:12:23Oh, God, you useless intern.
00:12:27I'm so sorry.
00:12:28I'll clean that up.
00:12:30And I have proof that my opponent, Christopher Stinnett,
00:12:35slept with a prostitute last night.
00:12:41That isn't a photo of me.
00:12:44Wait a second.
00:12:45That is not the woman I slept with last night.
00:12:47She was much more beautiful.
00:12:48That stupid farm girl smirk off your face.
00:12:53I'm sorry.
00:12:53I'll just get out.
00:12:57Sir, this is bad.
00:12:59It doesn't matter if you didn't sleep with a prostitute
00:13:01or whoever she was.
00:13:02If we can't prove it wasn't a fake,
00:13:04then it'll sink and ruin the campaign.
00:13:08Wait.
00:13:09The girl last night gave me her phone number.
00:13:10The annoying farm girl intern?
00:13:29She's your one-night stand?
00:13:31Please, no.
00:13:32You can't sleep with your intern.
00:13:33It'll be a massive scandal.
00:13:34No, sorry.
00:13:35It's just my mom calling.
00:13:37I knew it.
00:13:38The boss would never be with someone as lowly as you.
00:13:41Get out, intern.
00:13:43You don't belong in this high-level meeting anyway.
00:13:46Hi, Mom.
00:13:47One second.
00:13:50Damn.
00:13:52She didn't pick up.
00:13:54Good.
00:13:55Don't talk to her.
00:13:57Your one-night stand was probably a spy
00:13:59sent by Senator Hustler to entrap you.
00:14:02Sir, the senator is all over TV
00:14:03spreading massive lies that you slept with this prostitute.
00:14:05And they'll believe him.
00:14:08And we'll lose this election.
00:14:10Okay, unless we can prove it's a lie.
00:14:12How can I if the girl I was really with
00:14:13won't answer my calls?
00:14:16Wait.
00:14:17There must be security camera footage
00:14:19proving that I didn't go in the room
00:14:20with that prostitute.
00:14:23Yes.
00:14:24Of course.
00:14:25We'll get that hotel security camera footage
00:14:27ASAP.
00:14:28We'll get that footage
00:14:37and prove you weren't with a prostitute.
00:14:38And maybe.
00:14:39We'll see the woman I was really with last night, too.
00:14:42You'll see I'm who he was with.
00:14:47You're on your phone?
00:14:49Again?
00:14:50Go get me a muffin.
00:14:52Cinnamon raisin.
00:14:53No raisins.
00:14:54I have to make sure it's gluten-free.
00:14:56I was just calling in your order.
00:14:58No, actually.
00:15:02Stephanie, this is Sarah.
00:15:04We met...
00:15:05I remember you.
00:15:06What's up, girl?
00:15:07Um, is there any way you could access
00:15:10the hotel footage from last night
00:15:11from floor 28 and delete it?
00:15:15Where's my muffin, intern?
00:15:17I'm still placing the order.
00:15:19Delete the footage?
00:15:21May I ask why?
00:15:22I know it's a lot to ask.
00:15:23I'll explain later, but it's an emergency.
00:15:26Us working-class girls
00:15:27gotta look out for each other, right?
00:15:29Staff in the security room is my friend.
00:15:31I got it.
00:15:34My people are arriving at the hotel.
00:15:35We'll have that footage in no time.
00:15:38Come on, Stephanie.
00:15:39Delete that footage fast,
00:15:41or I'm in trouble.
00:15:44Hey.
00:15:45Sarah, right?
00:15:46Sorry I haven't had the chance
00:15:47to get to talk to you.
00:15:48It's been a crazy day.
00:15:50No, it's okay.
00:15:51I swear it sounds easy like this.
00:15:53But I would love to hear your position
00:15:56on my campaign platform.
00:15:57Don't waste your time talking
00:15:59to an unqualified, corn-growing intern
00:16:01who doesn't know the first thing about politics.
00:16:03Senator Hessler's all about the politics of anger,
00:16:06but Topher isn't.
00:16:06He doesn't name-call or put people down,
00:16:09so you shouldn't either.
00:16:09And for the last time,
00:16:11my family grows Brussels sprouts.
00:16:14Bravo.
00:16:15Bravo.
00:16:16That's the right attitude.
00:16:17Think about learning some tips from her.
00:16:21She's a lot smarter than you give her credit for.
00:16:23What?
00:16:24But she's...
00:16:27I would love to get to know you.
00:16:33Sir, our people are at the hotel right now
00:16:35finding the footage.
00:16:40Don't worry, sir.
00:16:41We're going to figure out
00:16:42who that mystery girl was in the footage
00:16:43any second now.
00:16:45Go ahead.
00:16:47What?
00:16:49The footage was deleted?
00:16:51Phew.
00:16:51With the footage gone,
00:16:53no one will find out we slept together.
00:16:54Not even him.
00:16:56I'm in the clear.
00:16:57I'll figure out something to
00:16:59disprove the senator's lies, sir.
00:17:03Speaking of me,
00:17:06have you decided who you want to be your assistant?
00:17:10God, he's so hot.
00:17:12But I need to keep my distance
00:17:13and make sure nothing else happens between us.
00:17:16Sir, she's unqualified.
00:17:22She doesn't know anything about politics.
00:17:25She's nobody.
00:17:28This is her last day, actually.
00:17:31She's exactly what I need.
00:17:32Oh, no.
00:17:34Not me.
00:17:35You're my new assistant, Sarah.
00:17:37Be ready.
00:17:38We're going to be spending a lot more time together.
00:17:43So much for staying away from him.
00:17:47You little hick.
00:17:48How did you get him to promote you over me?
00:17:56The candidates schedule on speeches for the upcoming week.
00:17:59Aussie positions.
00:18:00Memorize all of it.
00:18:01There's a false rumor going around
00:18:03that the candidates slept with a prostitute.
00:18:05If anyone finds out that he's intimate with an intern,
00:18:09it's game over for all of us.
00:18:11So keep it professional.
00:18:13I believe in this campaign.
00:18:14I won't jeopardize it.
00:18:17That's why I stole the footage?
00:18:19Because you accidentally slept with your Senate candidate boss?
00:18:22I didn't know that it was him.
00:18:24And he thought I was just some rich snob lady.
00:18:27Oh, my God.
00:18:28You like him.
00:18:30I get it.
00:18:31He's freaking hot and successful.
00:18:34I know.
00:18:35But he doesn't know that it was me.
00:18:39And if word ever got out that he slept with his intern...
00:18:41Don't worry.
00:18:42The footage is gone.
00:18:44And your hot little secret's safe.
00:18:47Crisis averted.
00:18:48My opponent, Christopher Standard, is a lying scantor.
00:18:53In this election, I will prove it.
00:18:56Vote for me.
00:18:57What the hell is he talking about?
00:18:59He's just making up this story about the candidates
00:19:01sleeping with a hooker last night.
00:19:03What?
00:19:03He called you a hooker?
00:19:05No, not me.
00:19:06But he has this photo of a woman in a red dress
00:19:11leaning on Topher.
00:19:12And it's all a lie.
00:19:13He's just framing him.
00:19:15I actually saw your boss last night.
00:19:17With a woman in a red dress.
00:19:19What?
00:19:20I was there.
00:19:22And he definitely didn't take that woman to his room.
00:19:25You were the only one.
00:19:27Stop.
00:19:28I will.
00:19:29After you give me all the dirty little details.
00:19:40Just avoid being alone with Topher.
00:19:44He's in his office.
00:19:45Go on in.
00:19:45Oh, no.
00:19:45I don't want to interrupt.
00:19:47Good morning, sir.
00:19:56Your coffee.
00:19:57Sarah.
00:19:58Please, call me Topher.
00:20:02Ah.
00:20:03Just what I needed.
00:20:05Well, I want to give you what you need.
00:20:09It's my job as your assistant.
00:20:11May I say, you're excelling at it.
00:20:16You seem nervous.
00:20:18I'm not that scary, am I?
00:20:19No, I, um...
00:20:20Senator Hustler is just saying you were with the hooker.
00:20:26It's a lie.
00:20:27It's so frustrating.
00:20:29That's what my opponent does.
00:20:32He lies.
00:20:33But do you know why we're going to win?
00:20:37Because we have the truth on our side, don't we, Sarah?
00:20:40The prostitute's story won't hold up because it isn't true.
00:20:44So all we have to do is just smile, take a breath, and it's okay.
00:20:53Perfect.
00:20:55Just like that.
00:20:55What are you doing here, farm girl?
00:21:03The hooker story isn't going away.
00:21:06Senator Hustler is about to give a press conference attacking you.
00:21:09But there's no proof.
00:21:10Politics isn't about proof, intern.
00:21:12It's about stories, okay?
00:21:14And the senator's telling a pretty juicy one.
00:21:17Whoever deleted that security camera footage really screwed us.
00:21:21The senator is lying.
00:21:23Let's go confront him.
00:21:24I'll do it myself.
00:21:26No, sir.
00:21:27It's politically dangerous.
00:21:28I'm not worried.
00:21:30Let's go confront this senator and put this nonsense story behind us.
00:21:35And put this nonsense story behind us.
00:21:38Yeah.
00:21:39Make the bully say his lies right to your face.
00:21:42Let the adults take it from here, farm girl.
00:21:45I'll let you know if the candidate needs another coffee.
00:21:48Wait.
00:21:48Sir, we gotta go.
00:21:50Now.
00:21:50I think Sarah's ideas and instincts are sharp.
00:21:53I'm not forgetting about her.
00:21:55Come on.
00:21:57I want you with me.
00:21:58Stinnett is a liar who couldn't be trusted.
00:22:11He slept with a hooker.
00:22:13Excuse me, Senator.
00:22:23You're gonna lie about me.
00:22:24Say it to my face.
00:22:25Oh, the immoral man who slept with a hooker has a ride.
00:22:32I didn't have such thing.
00:22:33The photo in the elevator is not proof, Senator.
00:22:36Hey, honey, you should mention proof.
00:22:38Because it's showtime.
00:22:40Bring in the hooker!
00:22:44You screwed up.
00:22:45This horndog, Christopher Stinnett, pays yours truly for sex.
00:22:53Bad door.
00:22:56She's lying.
00:22:57I didn't sleep with her.
00:22:59I was with someone else.
00:23:00Well, we can't prove it.
00:23:01Damn it.
00:23:02I deleted the footage that would prove it.
00:23:04I gotta do something.
00:23:06Where's the girl you actually slept with when you need her?
00:23:08Would you excuse me for a minute?
00:23:09Get out, intern.
00:23:11Let the grown-ups work.
00:23:14Christopher!
00:23:15What do you have to say now, you shameless sex creep?
00:23:19She didn't sleep with me.
00:23:21She drugged me.
00:23:22That's a lie.
00:23:24You were sober.
00:23:25Didn't even need Viagra, baby.
00:23:30Likely stories, Stinnett.
00:23:33Admit it.
00:23:35Admit you paid for sex.
00:23:36I don't lie to the public.
00:23:38Unlike you, Senator.
00:23:39I'm honest.
00:23:41Baby, I know you can't forget all the nasty things you did in bed.
00:23:47Boy, you better say what little dignity you have left and drop out of the race.
00:23:53I'm fighting for working people.
00:23:56I'm not giving up.
00:23:57Especially not because of a lie.
00:24:05I don't know you.
00:24:06Stop.
00:24:07Oh, come on.
00:24:08You know me.
00:24:10I like that big pretty much tonight.
00:24:12Slap it again.
00:24:14Absolutely not.
00:24:15That's a lie.
00:24:17Oh, we can see it all now, Topher.
00:24:20You have been exposed as a D&C dirty sex creep.
00:24:25Now drop out of the race.
00:24:27Now.
00:24:27Not so fast.
00:24:35It's you.
00:24:37Who the hell are you, bitch?
00:24:39You didn't sleep with him last night.
00:24:47I did.
00:24:48And I can prove it.
00:24:51You didn't sleep with him that night.
00:24:54I did.
00:24:55And I've got the proof.
00:24:56Who the hell are you, Blondie?
00:24:58You're lying.
00:24:59Are you sure about that?
00:25:01Who the hell is this?
00:25:03Get her out of here.
00:25:05This is my event.
00:25:06No.
00:25:07Don't know her.
00:25:08She works at the hotel.
00:25:09She saw everything.
00:25:10That's right.
00:25:11I was on duty that night.
00:25:13And I saw that woman try to seduce Mr. Stenet in the hallway.
00:25:17But she failed.
00:25:18He pushed her off and went into his room.
00:25:20And she headed to the elevator.
00:25:22Stenet.
00:25:22How much did you pay to a random maid to testify for you?
00:25:28I told the truth.
00:25:29And your photos can prove I was there.
00:25:34Look.
00:25:35There I am in your photos.
00:25:38Drugging a man is a felony.
00:25:40So the question is, why did you do it?
00:25:43And why are you lying about sleeping with him?
00:25:48This wasn't part of the deal.
00:25:49Shut up, Candy.
00:25:50Gee, Senator.
00:25:51You're such a moral family values man.
00:25:54Why are you on a first name basis with a sex worker?
00:26:01Screw you.
00:26:02I'm out of here.
00:26:03You get your ass back.
00:26:09Is it true, Mr. Stenet?
00:26:11You spent the night with this woman?
00:26:13You slept with a random stranger?
00:26:14I can't let his campaign fail because of me.
00:26:16I have to do something.
00:26:18I'm going to help you save the campaign, but I need you to trust me.
00:26:22Okay.
00:26:32Random stranger?
00:26:33Well, I'm hardly a stranger to Topher.
00:26:36My name is Beth.
00:26:37I'm his fiancée.
00:26:39Beth, who are you?
00:26:48Where are you from?
00:26:49What's your last name?
00:26:50Beth is a wealthy heiress.
00:26:52She's a private person.
00:26:54I'm running it for office, not her.
00:26:57Thank you all.
00:26:57Oh, yes.
00:27:05We just dodged a scandals to her.
00:27:07Beth, you saved mine.
00:27:08Where the hell is Sarah?
00:27:09If that intern abandoned her post again, we need to finally fire her.
00:27:14You're engaged now as Beth?
00:27:17I didn't know what to do.
00:27:19I didn't want to be the reason this campaign failed.
00:27:21I mean, that was terrifying.
00:27:24I can't do it again.
00:27:25I thought my heart was going to explode.
00:27:27But it's sexy.
00:27:29And don't worry.
00:27:30The election's in a week.
00:27:31You won't have to do it again.
00:27:32You're fine.
00:27:33You snuck off to be with a filthy hotel maid?
00:27:35This filthy hotel maid just saved your boss's ass, bitch.
00:27:40There you are.
00:27:41Did you see it?
00:27:42I did see it, sir.
00:27:43It was great.
00:27:44No, you didn't.
00:27:46You weren't even there.
00:27:46Tofer, you're lucky the real campaign staff like me managed to bring Beth in the hotel maid to fix it.
00:27:53Tofer, just fire her already.
00:27:56What?
00:27:56No.
00:27:56Why would he fire me?
00:27:58I'm the one who set it up.
00:27:59I called Beth.
00:28:00I mean, I didn't.
00:28:01I actually did.
00:28:03Sarah.
00:28:04If you're the one who called Beth, you just saved my ass.
00:28:08What?
00:28:09Sarah's lying.
00:28:10She did it.
00:28:11No, I did.
00:28:13I did it to help Mr. Stinnett.
00:28:15To help Tofer.
00:28:16She just brought my campaign back from the dead.
00:28:28I had it all planned.
00:28:32We catch Stinnett with the hooker I hired.
00:28:36And that damn rich blonde bitch ruined it.
00:28:41Oh, Robbie loves that.
00:28:42I want her investigated and de-fucking-stroyed.
00:28:47Destroyed!
00:28:48Sir, I can't find any information on her.
00:28:51It's like, Beth, she just doesn't exist.
00:28:53That's not impossible.
00:28:55She...
00:28:55You're right, Bobby boy.
00:29:01She doesn't exist!
00:29:04Danny, tell them the good news.
00:29:05We're back in a close race.
00:29:07And if we keep fighting and avoid scandals, we can win this election.
00:29:12And, and, it's all thanks to our candidate's new fiancée, Beth.
00:29:16We all owe a huge thanks to the best campaign intern and assistant I could have ever asked for.
00:29:23When this campaign ship was sinking, you helped to keep afloat.
00:29:26It was nothing, really.
00:29:30Sarah saved us all.
00:29:32I need to get him a little bit to turn him against a farm bitch.
00:29:35All right, everyone.
00:29:35Back to work.
00:29:37Topher.
00:29:38Sir.
00:29:39Can I talk to you for a second?
00:29:42Really, Sarah.
00:29:44You saved me.
00:29:45And I'll never forget it.
00:29:46I want to personally thank you.
00:29:49Topher.
00:29:50Senator Hessler is claiming that your fiancée, Beth, is some actress that you hired.
00:29:55He's saying that it's all just a giant lie.
00:29:57We have to get Beth in a public interview.
00:29:59Damn.
00:30:01Beth is a mysterious woman.
00:30:04I don't know if she'll want to go out publicly, but I'll call her and give her a try.
00:30:14She's not picking up.
00:30:16Can you try to get Beth before?
00:30:18Can you try to call her again?
00:30:20Sarah, you've tried to get Beth before.
00:30:22Can you try to call her again?
00:30:23Sarah, please call her right now.
00:30:26No, I can't pretend to be Beth again.
00:30:28It's too risky.
00:30:28I'll do my best.
00:30:29She's useless.
00:30:31I told you.
00:30:32She doesn't even know Beth.
00:30:33No time.
00:30:34Topher.
00:30:35We need to get Beth involved publicly, ASAP.
00:30:37Give us Beth's number.
00:30:39We'll track her location, drag her ass here.
00:30:42No.
00:30:44I'm not going to treat Beth like that.
00:30:45I'm here to protect her, even if it hurts my campaign.
00:30:48It won't just hurt our campaign.
00:30:51It'll destroy it.
00:30:52This isn't your campaign, Rebecca.
00:30:55It's mine.
00:30:57And you work for me.
00:30:59What are you smiling at, farm girl?
00:31:10I'm smiling because Topher put your ego in its place.
00:31:14You bitch.
00:31:16I don't know how, but I know that the scandal with Beth and the prostitute is somehow your fault.
00:31:23My fault.
00:31:24I'm the one who called Beth to the event and saved us.
00:31:27You're such a liar.
00:31:29Beth is a beautiful, classy, rich woman.
00:31:33You are a poor, dirty, farm girl.
00:31:39You don't know Beth.
00:31:41And when the candidate finds out that you lied about it, I'll make sure he fires you.
00:31:47I can't be Beth in public.
00:31:52It's too risky.
00:31:54But what if Topher loses the campaign?
00:31:57I cannot ruin his career.
00:32:00The center is telling the media that Beth isn't real.
00:32:03We need her.
00:32:04She didn't pick up the phone.
00:32:06Sarah, where's Sarah?
00:32:07She said she could contact Beth.
00:32:09As if.
00:32:09Think about it.
00:32:14How does a poor intern who just arrived off the bus from Cornfield know a beautiful, wealthy city heiress?
00:32:22I wonder that too.
00:32:23If she can't get Beth to come today, fire her for lying.
00:32:28I'll fire her if she lied to us.
00:32:30Beth.
00:32:36Hi, I'm Rebecca.
00:32:38It's so great to meet you.
00:32:40May I call you Beth?
00:32:42Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come, but Sarah convinced me to.
00:32:46I knew Sarah would come through.
00:32:49Topher, I hope you understand why I've been distant.
00:32:52You're running a campaign, and I'm a private person.
00:32:55I don't want you to do anything you're uncomfortable with.
00:32:58We need her.
00:33:00The center is telling the world that she doesn't exist.
00:33:03Unless you do a joint TV interview, this scandal will ruin our campaign.
00:33:07You need me on live TV.
00:33:11I can't do it.
00:33:12I won't be able to pretend to be rich right in front of the camera.
00:33:15It would be a disaster.
00:33:17But it's your choice.
00:33:19This is all Sarah's fault.
00:33:21By the way, where is that dirty farm girl?
00:33:24She's late.
00:33:26Screw it.
00:33:28I have to fire her.
00:33:29Enough.
00:33:29Rebecca, I don't like the way you talk about Sarah.
00:33:33She may just be a working class girl from a farm, but she's a hard worker.
00:33:37Not some worthless nepo baby born with a silver spoon in her mouth like you.
00:33:41Excuse me, you heard what I said.
00:33:44Back off.
00:33:46And that's a good lesson for Rebecca to learn.
00:33:48I'm sorry to ask, but I need you.
00:33:53Topher, if it helps your candidacy, I will do the interview.
00:33:59Yeah, I'll script the whole thing.
00:34:01Tell you exactly what to say on TV.
00:34:02This interview will save my campaign.
00:34:05Or, if I don't handle it perfectly, I'll be exposed and you'll lose the election in a landslide.
00:34:11Well, I've got a meeting scheduled, so I must go, but see you then.
00:34:15See?
00:34:17Where is she always running off to?
00:34:21Okay, I have all her lines memorized.
00:34:24Me too.
00:34:24I mean, I helped Beth memorize everything.
00:34:27Good, but the interview's soon.
00:34:29Where's Beth?
00:34:30Mr. Stinnett, is your fiancé here yet?
00:34:32We're live in five minutes.
00:34:34Any second now.
00:34:37I'm going to go to the bathroom.
00:34:40Not so fast, fun girl.
00:34:42Did you gossip about me with Beth?
00:34:44You shameless bitch.
00:34:46You're trying to sabotage me with a candidate.
00:34:49No, Rebecca, I don't have time to argue with you.
00:34:51I just don't use the ladies.
00:34:53Hold it in.
00:34:54This isn't your corn farm.
00:34:56You can't just go pee in the dirt whenever you feel like it.
00:34:59You're not going anywhere.
00:35:01You're live in four minutes.
00:35:03If Beth isn't here by then, I'm reporting that your fiancé ditched you.
00:35:07You'll take the blame, farm girl.
00:35:09If Beth doesn't show, it's your fault.
00:35:11Mr. Stinnett, where is Beth?
00:35:14You're not going anywhere.
00:35:20If Beth doesn't show up for the interview, you're going to be here to take the blame.
00:35:26You can't sneak away this time.
00:35:29Rebecca, Beth texted me and told me how mean you are to her and Sarah.
00:35:33What?
00:35:34Beth said that?
00:35:36She isn't even here.
00:35:38You see, Sarah is ignorant and dumb.
00:35:41Sarah is brilliant and perfect and beautiful.
00:35:46And she deserves to be here just like anyone else.
00:35:49Beautiful?
00:35:49Go fix your attitude, Rebecca.
00:35:55Thank you, Topher.
00:35:57I mean, sir.
00:36:00Do you really think I'm beautiful?
00:36:02I should have said that.
00:36:03But yes, I do think you're beautiful.
00:36:06I barely know Beth.
00:36:08Posing as my fiancé was just to avoid a scandal.
00:36:10Honestly, I'd much rather be on an interview stage with you by my side.
00:36:15Not her.
00:36:17Topher.
00:36:18I know.
00:36:19We have to worry about the election.
00:36:21For one more week, I'll pretend to be with Beth.
00:36:24After that, all bets are off.
00:36:27Three minutes to air.
00:36:29Where's Beth?
00:36:30I'll go get her.
00:36:35My name is Beth, and Topher and I started dating five months ago.
00:36:40Just breathe.
00:36:46If I can herd cattle, I can manage a simple TV interview.
00:36:51One minute left.
00:37:03Come on, Beth.
00:37:04Let's go introduce the world on TV.
00:37:10My campaign manager told me exactly what to say.
00:37:16This will be a breeze.
00:37:17We meet the mysterious Beth, fiancé of Senate candidate and formerly eligible bachelor, Christopher Stinnett.
00:37:28Tell us, Beth.
00:37:29How did you two meet?
00:37:31Okay.
00:37:31Just have to repeat the lines the campaign scripted for us.
00:37:35Well, it's been a whirlwind.
00:37:36We started dating about five months ago.
00:37:39We met at a political event.
00:37:41That far-growing bitch intern, Sarah, disappeared again.
00:37:44Quiet.
00:37:45Topher and Beth are doing great.
00:37:47Sarah's the one who got Beth here.
00:37:48Beyond politics.
00:37:50What do you love about Beth?
00:37:51It's a person.
00:37:53Shit.
00:37:54I forgot to write an answer to that question.
00:37:56Come on, Topher.
00:37:57It shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiancé.
00:38:02What do you love about Beth?
00:38:05It shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiancé.
00:38:08What do you love about Beth?
00:38:10My fiancé is so modest.
00:38:12We're not used to being in public together.
00:38:15You can answer.
00:38:16I won't be embarrassed.
00:38:18I don't know anything about Beth.
00:38:20I need to think about someone I know and have actual feelings for.
00:38:23Where's Sarah?
00:38:24What do I love about her?
00:38:32She has an upbeat and optimistic personality.
00:38:36She's charming and funny, but passionate about the things we both care about.
00:38:41She's beautiful.
00:38:44And humble.
00:38:46Sarah is.
00:38:46She's talking about me?
00:38:47Sarah.
00:38:48The real me.
00:38:48Sarah.
00:38:49Oh, did I say Sarah?
00:38:50Sarah is my middle name.
00:38:52That's right.
00:38:53Beth, Sarah.
00:38:55Of course I was talking about Beth.
00:38:57My fiancé.
00:38:59Well, same question for you, Beth.
00:39:01We know Christopher, the politician.
00:39:03Tell us what you love about the man.
00:39:06We know Christopher, the politician.
00:39:08Tell us what you love about the man.
00:39:13Beth is a private person.
00:39:14I don't want to put her on the spot.
00:39:16Well, this is a public TV interview.
00:39:18It's expected that she'll talk about your relationship.
00:39:21No, I don't think she has to.
00:39:23I don't mind.
00:39:24What do I love about Topher?
00:39:27There's something special about him.
00:39:29Yes, he is successful and handsome, powerful, but unlike other men like that, he's also kind.
00:39:42He has a big heart.
00:39:45He sees people for who they are, regardless of wealth or status.
00:39:51He respects and listens to everyone, even as interns.
00:39:57He makes them feel good.
00:40:00We have a surprise.
00:40:02Mr. Senate's opponent in this election, Senator Hessler, has called into our program.
00:40:07Senator, welcome.
00:40:08This is an interview between myself and my fiancée.
00:40:12We didn't discuss having my opponent.
00:40:13What's the matter, boy?
00:40:14I'm afraid to speak to me in front of the voters?
00:40:20No.
00:40:21Of course not.
00:40:22Welcome, Senator Hessler.
00:40:24Do you have a question for your opponent or for his fiancée, Beth?
00:40:28I do.
00:40:29It's funny.
00:40:30Beth claims to be an heiress and political donor, but I've been in politics a long time,
00:40:34and neither I nor anyone I know has ever heard of her.
00:40:39She is a private person, Senator.
00:40:41I want the opportunity to meet her in person.
00:40:44Politics can be so nasty.
00:40:47But let's have a night where it isn't.
00:40:50There is a non-partum.
00:40:52Charity fundraiser tomorrow night.
00:40:54I'll be there.
00:40:55Bring your fiancée, Beth, along.
00:40:58I have said...
00:40:58I've never been to a black-tie event before.
00:41:00The Senator will expose you.
00:41:02Unless you're afraid to be together in public...
00:41:05Of course not.
00:41:07Beth will join me.
00:41:11Absolutely.
00:41:21How am I going to pull this off?
00:41:23I have never been to a black-tie event.
00:41:25It'll be fun.
00:41:27And the booth is free.
00:41:28I'm excited to go out with him, but not as Beth.
00:41:31I won't know how to act.
00:41:33I mean, do I put my pinky out when I'm sipping champagne?
00:41:36Only if you're the Queen of England, or something.
00:41:39You will be fine.
00:41:40What are you so worried about?
00:41:42I just don't want to hurt Topher.
00:41:44Or his campaign.
00:41:45Wow.
00:41:46You've got it bad for him, huh?
00:41:48A knight on the arm of your handsome crush.
00:41:51And you get to dress up.
00:41:53And eat caviar.
00:41:54And finally see how the other half lives.
00:41:57I'm jealous.
00:41:59You're going to need a fancy dress.
00:42:04Are you serious?
00:42:05Good thing I swiped this from the dry cleaner at the hotel.
00:42:08A rich guest left it.
00:42:09I got you covered.
00:42:10Topher, darling, another glass of champagne.
00:42:29Yes, girl.
00:42:30Make him work for it.
00:42:31I mean, can you like it?
00:42:32Like it?
00:42:33He'll be drooling.
00:42:36Sarah!
00:42:37It's me, Topher.
00:42:38I know it's late, but I need to see you.
00:42:40He's here to see me?
00:42:42But he can't see me like this.
00:42:45Sarah, the most eligible bachelor in the state is outside your door looking for you.
00:42:53No, Topher, hold on, please.
00:42:55But he can't see me as Beth, so I just need you to go distract him.
00:43:00I brought you something.
00:43:02I'll just leave it outside for you here.
00:43:03I'll see you tomorrow, Sarah.
00:43:09Just one second.
00:43:10What has gotten into you?
00:43:13I'm in, but distract him.
00:43:15Okay.
00:43:18Sarah.
00:43:19Oh, hi.
00:43:21You're from the hotel.
00:43:22Stephanie, right?
00:43:23Yes, yes.
00:43:24Sarah will be out in a second.
00:43:26I was just leaving.
00:43:27Have fun, you two.
00:43:28Have fun.
00:43:29Have fun.
00:43:29Have fun.
00:43:29Have fun.
00:43:29Have fun.
00:43:29Have fun.
00:43:29Have fun.
00:43:29Have fun.
00:43:29Have fun.
00:43:33What was that?
00:43:35Is everything okay?
00:43:40Wow.
00:43:40Told you I'd be done in a second.
00:43:43I heard a crash.
00:43:44I thought you might be hurt.
00:43:48What are you doing here?
00:43:49I, uh, I could make something up and say I needed help with a draft of my speech, but I don't.
00:43:58I came here to see you.
00:43:59I'm very thankful for all the help you've done with my campaign.
00:44:05Beth, wouldn't have done that interview if you hadn't convinced her.
00:44:07You were pretty convincing all on your own.
00:44:10I wish I could say what I came here to say, but I have a fake fiance.
00:44:16And after the election, when there's no worries about scandal, let's revisit this conversation.
00:44:22Okay.
00:44:24Good luck at the event tomorrow.
00:44:27I won't need luck if you're there.
00:44:29It's a black tie.
00:44:32I thought you might need something to wear.
00:44:40Topher, this is gorgeous.
00:44:44But I shouldn't be there as your intern.
00:44:47You're my assistant.
00:44:49I need you there with me.
00:44:50I want to thank you and Beth together.
00:44:53Good night, Sarah.
00:44:56Okay.
00:44:59And Beth, in the same room?
00:45:06Okay, piece of cake.
00:45:08Just have to be two people in the same place tonight.
00:45:11Sarah, the campaign intern, and Beth, the heiress' fiance.
00:45:15Dumb hick.
00:45:15Where were you when they did the interview yesterday?
00:45:18You snuck away again.
00:45:20I don't know what you're talking about, Rebecca, but didn't the candidate talk to you about being nicer to me?
00:45:26Nice?
00:45:27How the hell am I supposed to be nice to a poor farm girl?
00:45:30Look at this knockoff dress.
00:45:32Let me see if it's cheap.
00:45:34It isn't cheap, so don't touch it.
00:45:37Too poor to remove the price tag?
00:45:39How the hell did you afford a designer dress?
00:45:43We are days out from an election, and you're stealing?
00:45:46If anyone finds out, it'll be a scandal.
00:45:48I didn't steal it.
00:45:49It was a gift.
00:45:51Ha ha.
00:45:52From who?
00:45:53A special man in my life.
00:45:54What, do you think you're Cinderella?
00:45:57Get lost.
00:45:58Intern, he's coming over to talk to me about how hot I look.
00:46:02Looking very handsome tonight, sir.
00:46:05Should we get a drink and do some political strategizing?
00:46:10Wow.
00:46:12Sarah, you look beautiful.
00:46:14Excuse me, she stole that dress.
00:46:18She stole that dress.
00:46:21It's not stealing.
00:46:22It's a gift.
00:46:25What?
00:46:27Who in their right mind would buy a farm girl designer?
00:46:30Am I not in my right mind?
00:46:32I bought it for Sarah.
00:46:34What?
00:46:47Looky, looky.
00:46:48The sex creep candidate.
00:46:51Flirting with a pole.
00:46:53Young, intern behind, his fiancée's back.
00:46:58And speaking of your fiancée back...
00:46:59I'm going to go change into bath, Topher.
00:47:01Just hang on.
00:47:02Where is she?
00:47:03Your concern for my personal life is touching, Senator.
00:47:06My fiancée will be right here.
00:47:08Isn't that right?
00:47:12Mr. Stinnett, where's your lovely fiancée?
00:47:15Yes, and when exactly are you going to be marrying that pretty girl?
00:47:19Yeah!
00:47:19Topher?
00:47:21Where is she?
00:47:23Your woman isn't here in five seconds.
00:47:26You will be destroyed, I'm telling you.
00:47:37Darling, is this cranky old man bothering you?
00:47:41Only a little, darling fiancée.
00:47:44Shall we sit for dinner?
00:47:51I have been dying to meet you, Beth.
00:47:55I think you're a fraud.
00:48:00And I'm going to be watching you all night long like a hawk.
00:48:05Oh, shit.
00:48:06What am I supposed to do during a five-course meal?
00:48:08Why are there so many forks and spoons?
00:48:11Ladies and gentlemen,
00:48:12As your senator,
00:48:14I am proud to be raising money for,
00:48:18for my Bobby Boyd,
00:48:21on the family community council.
00:48:22Yes.
00:48:23Family values.
00:48:26Which my opponent, Stinnett,
00:48:27has none of.
00:48:29First a prostitute,
00:48:30and then a sudden fiancée,
00:48:33we know nothing about.
00:48:36Senator,
00:48:37this isn't a political event.
00:48:40It's charity.
00:48:40Leave the nasty politics aside for the night.
00:48:46I'm sorry you have to sit with him tonight.
00:48:49It's okay.
00:48:50Just pluck my nose when I'm around him.
00:48:53Smart.
00:48:54His odor's legendary.
00:48:57Beth!
00:48:59You're an heiress.
00:49:01And a political donor.
00:49:04Hmm.
00:49:05Funny.
00:49:06Politics is such a small world, after all.
00:49:10And I have never seen or heard of you until now.
00:49:14It's funny.
00:49:15I hadn't heard of you, either,
00:49:17until you started attacking the rights of women and working people.
00:49:21A wealthy heiress who doesn't know basic banquet table etiquette.
00:49:26Ha!
00:49:29Beth, are you all right?
00:49:30Of course she knows.
00:49:34It's the fortuit.
00:49:35Don't coach her, Stinnett.
00:49:37A rich heiress who doesn't know which is the salad fork.
00:49:42What else are you hiding?
00:49:45Senator,
00:49:46these elitist banquets are a little pretentious.
00:49:49I may be rich,
00:49:50but in my heart,
00:49:52I'm working class.
00:49:53The kind of people who don't give a damn much work to use.
00:49:59Like Christopher.
00:50:01I support his campaign because he's a candidate for the people,
00:50:05not the elites like you are, Senator.
00:50:08Ha ha ha.
00:50:09Nice try, girl.
00:50:10My name is Beth.
00:50:12Not girl.
00:50:13I'm an independent woman who thinks for myself.
00:50:16The kind of woman you fear.
00:50:18Because we're going to vote to kick your sexist butt out of office this election.
00:50:23Damn, Beth.
00:50:24Well played.
00:50:25This is outrageous.
00:50:27This is a charity event.
00:50:29This is not a woman's right.
00:50:32Feminist.
00:50:32Nazi.
00:50:33Gathering.
00:50:34If you're so rich,
00:50:36where did you get your money?
00:50:38I want to see your taxes.
00:50:40I want to see your birth certificate.
00:50:42And I demand to know anything.
00:50:45Lady.
00:50:47Is done with your sexist interrogation, Senator.
00:50:51Come on, my lady.
00:50:53Let's dance.
00:50:58Sorry.
00:51:00I know this is one you signed up for,
00:51:01but I really appreciate it.
00:51:04It's okay.
00:51:05I'm having fun with you.
00:51:10Is something wrong?
00:51:14I'm sorry, Beth.
00:51:15I really appreciate you signed up to be my fake fiancee in order to save my campaign,
00:51:20but I had my heart set on someone else.
00:51:23Someone I have really no feelings for.
00:51:25Maybe even love.
00:51:26Who is it?
00:51:27I shouldn't act on it because it would be a scandal.
00:51:30A senator and press would devour me.
00:51:33Because she's my intern.
00:51:36I think I'm in love with my assistant, Sarah.
00:51:40Really?
00:51:46Oh, my God.
00:51:47He loves me.
00:51:48What?
00:51:49Should I tell him I feel the same way?
00:51:50Well, I know Sarah.
00:51:55And I'm certain that she feels the same about you.
00:51:58Beth, that's the best news I've ever heard.
00:52:01Do you know where Sarah is?
00:52:02I need to talk to her.
00:52:03I want to talk to...
00:52:03She wants to talk to you, too.
00:52:09She'll meet you in your office after this event.
00:52:12Perfect.
00:52:13Thank you, Beth.
00:52:18Sorry.
00:52:18Sorry.
00:52:18Sorry.
00:52:20He loves me.
00:52:26He loves me.
00:52:28But how will he react when I tell him I've been pretending to be Beth?
00:52:32Will he hate me for it?
00:52:35Sarah.
00:52:38I need to see you.
00:52:39Me, too.
00:52:40Topher, I need to tell you something.
00:52:42It's something that I've been meaning to tell you for a long time, but...
00:52:45Not now, guys.
00:52:48Yes, now.
00:52:48The answer can wait.
00:52:49Uh, what is the intern doing here, lonely with you?
00:52:52Sarah and I need a few minutes alone to speak.
00:52:54Just give us a few minutes.
00:52:56This is important.
00:52:57A lot more important than whatever you need to talk to some farm girl intern about.
00:53:01You're rising fast in the polls, and it's days before the election.
00:53:03You're tied with Senator Hessler.
00:53:05It's all thanks to your relationship with Beth.
00:53:07People love her.
00:53:08She's our secret weapon.
00:53:09Seriously?
00:53:12People love me, but not the real me.
00:53:15The rich blonde they've been pretending to be.
00:53:17Politics is so ridiculous.
00:53:20I see.
00:53:20It's good news.
00:53:22Just give us a few minutes to talk.
00:53:23No time.
00:53:24We have to do a press conference to keep the momentum going.
00:53:26That's...
00:53:29Wait!
00:53:31We're not doing any press conferences to have a moment alone with Sarah.
00:53:34Now.
00:53:35Jesus, get your priorities straight.
00:53:37What could you possibly need to talk to her about now?
00:53:48Sarah, I've been dying to get you alone for a moment.
00:53:50Too, Topher.
00:53:51I know it's dangerous and scandalous, but I need to tell you that I...
00:53:58Wait.
00:54:08You're Beth.
00:54:09It's you.
00:54:12It's you.
00:54:14You're Beth.
00:54:15Topher, I wanted to tell you, but I...
00:54:17Sarah.
00:54:18Beth.
00:54:19Whoever you are.
00:54:21Why?
00:54:21I had hardly left the farm my entire life before I came here.
00:54:25But I came here because of you.
00:54:27Because I believed in your campaign.
00:54:29You inspired me.
00:54:31That doesn't explain why you pretended to be a socialite.
00:54:33I wasn't pretending.
00:54:34I was just having fun.
00:54:36I didn't know it was you that night.
00:54:37But then...
00:54:39Then we had that night together.
00:54:42A beautiful, magical night.
00:54:47Then I came to the office, and you walked in.
00:54:50And I knew that if anyone found out you weren't sleeping with your intern...
00:54:54It would ruin my campaign.
00:54:56I had to protect you, Topher.
00:54:58I had to protect you, Topher.
00:55:00So I pretended to be Beth.
00:55:04Say something, Topher.
00:55:06Please.
00:55:06I have feelings for you, Sarah.
00:55:08I have feelings for you, Sarah.
00:55:12I can't.
00:55:13If anyone found out Senator Hessler used this information to destroy you, it would ruin both of us.
00:55:19I'm willing to take that risk.
00:55:21But I can't.
00:55:24I believe in you.
00:55:26Your campaign is too important.
00:55:28I can't jeopardize you.
00:55:30I love you.
00:55:33Now, if he gets intimate with his assistant, it's game over for all of us.
00:55:38So keep it professional.
00:55:40Please.
00:55:42Don't.
00:55:42Don't.
00:55:47Hey, what's going on?
00:55:48The press is outside.
00:55:52They want a statement about your rising polls.
00:55:55Come on.
00:55:56The election's tied.
00:56:02What the hell does he need to talk to you about so badly?
00:56:05Nothing.
00:56:06It's none of your business.
00:56:10You're so important to him.
00:56:12This is his speech.
00:56:16Make yourself useful.
00:56:18And give it to him.
00:56:20Now.
00:56:22Hurry.
00:56:27Now you'll be fired.
00:56:29Hick.
00:56:30It's just your speech.
00:56:46Thank you all for coming tonight.
00:56:48I'm here to talk about an urgent issue.
00:56:50You know, I could stand up here and give you all a scripted speech, like most politicians.
00:57:17But I'm a different candidate.
00:57:22So why don't we flip the script?
00:57:24You ask me any question, and I will answer.
00:57:29Any questions?
00:57:30This is a serious campaign to defeat an evil senator.
00:57:41But how am I supposed to win if my own staff is sabotaging me with a blank speech?
00:57:46Who gave him the speech?
00:57:49Who?
00:57:50Farm girl did it.
00:57:52I saw her give the speech to him.
00:57:54No, that's not true.
00:57:55So you didn't give him the papers?
00:57:57No.
00:57:57Yes, I did give him the papers.
00:58:00Are you trying to sabotage us?
00:58:02Are you working for Senator Hessler?
00:58:05I didn't do this.
00:58:06But we have to fire her.
00:58:07That's right.
00:58:09Fire the incompetent.
00:58:11Wait.
00:58:13Rebecca gave me the papers and told me to give them to him.
00:58:17You're a pathetic, lying hick.
00:58:19I'm not a liar.
00:58:20And stop calling me a hick.
00:58:23Enough.
00:58:25I can't believe that Sarah would do this.
00:58:29She's a good person.
00:58:30I want her to stick around no matter what.
00:58:31She gave you the papers.
00:58:33There's one easy way to prove this.
00:58:35Check the printer ID.
00:58:37See who's printing out these pages.
00:58:39What?
00:58:39But Sarah did it.
00:58:41She did it.
00:58:42Case closed.
00:58:44The end.
00:58:44Fire her.
00:58:45Case is closed, Rebecca.
00:58:47Your ID code was used to print the pages out.
00:58:50No, I...
00:58:53It's not what it looks like.
00:58:55This is your final warning.
00:58:58You do one more thing to ruin my campaign.
00:59:00Or demean Sarah one more time.
00:59:02And you're fired.
00:59:05I need to speak with you.
00:59:07Alone.
00:59:07Topher.
00:59:09Mr. Stinnett.
00:59:11I can't.
00:59:13I won't be the reason you lose the election, so...
00:59:17To keep it professional.
00:59:19Wait, Sarah.
00:59:20Sir.
00:59:23You're needed in the film studio for your final campaign ad.
00:59:26Forget about the intern.
00:59:28We need to go.
00:59:29Now.
00:59:30I'm only going if Sarah goes.
00:59:36Why?
00:59:38Senator Hessler's reckless, I...
00:59:41I mean, radical ideas.
00:59:44Cut.
00:59:45Topher, what's going on?
00:59:47I'm fine.
00:59:48Let's just go for another take.
00:59:49What the hell did you do for him, girl?
00:59:51What did you say to him in his office?
00:59:53For once in your life, Rebecca, just leave me alone.
00:59:56Leave you alone?
00:59:57I don't know what you did, but I know that this is somehow your fault.
01:00:01You screwed with the candidate's mind, and now he's going to lose.
01:00:04No, I only want him to win.
01:00:06Well, whatever you're doing, you're doing a terrible job, idiot.
01:00:11Action.
01:00:12I'm Christopher Stennett.
01:00:14Vote for me, Stennett.
01:00:15Stennett.
01:00:16Vote for the Stennett.
01:00:17And I'm here to talk about...
01:00:19What?
01:00:20Love, love.
01:00:23Cut, cut!
01:00:24Topher, what's going on?
01:00:30Why are you looking at an...
01:00:32an intern?
01:00:34It's just in it.
01:00:36I'm here.
01:00:37I just want to see you do your best.
01:00:39I know you can win this, so...
01:00:42let's see it.
01:00:43Let's go.
01:00:44Again, another take.
01:00:45Okay.
01:00:45Okay.
01:00:50Senator Hesler runs on fear and hatred.
01:00:53I'm a different kind of candidate.
01:00:55I believe everyone deserves respect and admiration.
01:00:58Whether you're a high-powered CEO or a working girl on a farm,
01:01:02I believe that everyone should follow their heart and their passions,
01:01:05whether it's popular or not.
01:01:08Love conquers hate, and love is worth taking this for.
01:01:12This election, don't let fear control you.
01:01:15Follow your heart.
01:01:17Vote for love.
01:01:19I'm Christopher Stennett, and I approve this message.
01:01:23Cut!
01:01:24That was fantastic!
01:01:26Bravo!
01:01:27Woo!
01:01:29What's gotten into you, man?
01:01:33Let's keep filming.
01:01:34You can give orders to your intern later.
01:01:37I'm tired of later.
01:01:38I want to talk now.
01:01:41Mr. Stennett...
01:01:42Don't call me Mr. Stennett.
01:01:44To me, it's just Topher.
01:01:45Excuse me?
01:01:49Where are you going?
01:01:51That was great, sir.
01:01:55Before you say anything,
01:01:57Sarah, I want you.
01:01:59I need you.
01:02:01Topher, what about the election?
01:02:03Screw politics.
01:02:04You're more important.
01:02:05I don't care how it affects the campaign.
01:02:06I want to be together, for real, if you do.
01:02:11I want to be together, for real, if you do.
01:02:12I want to be together, for real, if you do.
01:02:13I want to be together, for real, if you do.
01:02:13I want to be together, for real, if you do.
01:02:14I want to be together, for real, if you do.
01:02:15I want to be together, for real, if you do.
01:02:16I want to be together, for real, if you do.
01:02:17I want to be together, for real, if you do.
01:02:18I want to be together, for real, if you do.
01:02:19I want to be together, for real, if you do.
01:02:20I want to be together, for real, if you do.
01:02:21I want to be together, for real, if you do.
01:02:22I want to be together, for real, if you do.
01:02:23I want to be together, for real, if you do.
01:03:24Senator, Senator. We need to commemorate this moment with a drink.
01:03:30Be careful.
01:03:33Ouch.
01:03:35Are you okay?
01:03:37Yeah, I just cut my finger.
01:03:39Don't move.
01:03:42I won't let you get hurt again.
01:03:43It's not a big deal.
01:03:49Don't move.
01:03:50I don't care if we're seeing this together.
01:04:07I'm still your intern.
01:04:08The world still thinks you're engaged to death.
01:04:10We've been trying to reach you.
01:04:18Damn.
01:04:19What's going on?
01:04:20Are you having an affair?
01:04:23Is there someone in here?
01:04:26I'm entitled to my privacy.
01:04:27Get out.
01:04:28This is a political campaign.
01:04:29There's no such thing as privacy.
01:04:33Oh, sorry.
01:04:35Beth, I...
01:04:37Topher, I didn't realize you were with your fiancé.
01:04:39What happened to your finger, Beth?
01:04:41Can't handle all the canon's passion in the bedroom?
01:04:43No.
01:04:44Rebecca, get out.
01:04:45I apologize, sir.
01:04:48I came to tell you we're officially tied in the polls.
01:04:51We'll see you in the morning.
01:04:55Did you hear that?
01:04:57It's a few more days without any scandals,
01:04:59and you'll be a U.S. senator.
01:05:02I'm going to call for some celebration.
01:05:03I'm going to call for some celebration.
01:05:05Where were you?
01:05:11Farm girl, give me a pen, quickly.
01:05:15Your finger is injured, just like...
01:05:18Excuse me.
01:05:18No, why would you fire me?
01:05:20I'm the one who set it up.
01:05:21I called Beth.
01:05:23Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come,
01:05:25but Sarah convinced me to.
01:05:27Holy shit.
01:05:31Holy shit.
01:05:34You are Beth.
01:05:36Becca, please keep your voice down.
01:05:38You lying slut!
01:05:41I don't know how it works on the corn farm,
01:05:43but in the real world,
01:05:45there are consequences.
01:05:47Do you know what this means?
01:05:49A candidate for Senate...
01:05:53Sleeping with his intern?
01:05:54This will be a huge scandal.
01:05:57Christopher will lose the election.
01:05:59Thank you for the reminder,
01:06:00but no one will know if you don't...
01:06:02How did a dumb,
01:06:05poor farm girl like you
01:06:07seduce the hottest,
01:06:09most eligible bachelor in the state?
01:06:11Did you drug him or something?
01:06:13He should have been mine.
01:06:15Please keep your voice down.
01:06:18What is going on?
01:06:19I warned you about yelling at Sarah.
01:06:22I just found out you're sleeping with this slut.
01:06:25Not only is it shocking,
01:06:27it'll end your career.
01:06:30I know that you do not care about her,
01:06:33so just dump her now,
01:06:35and we'll figure it out.
01:06:36I don't care about her.
01:06:40I love her.
01:06:44I don't care about her.
01:06:48I love her.
01:06:51Sorry, I was on a call.
01:06:53What's going on here?
01:06:53Topher,
01:06:55I need your help finalizing this press release.
01:06:57Let's go.
01:06:59He should be mine.
01:07:01You stupid,
01:07:02lying,
01:07:03slutty,
01:07:04corn-growing hick.
01:07:05For the last time,
01:07:06my family grows Brussels sprouts.
01:07:09And remember what happened
01:07:10the last time you called me a hick?
01:07:11Topher threatened to fire you.
01:07:14Just think what my boyfriend
01:07:15will do when he finds out.
01:07:16Oh, no.
01:07:20Oh, girl,
01:07:20we should really be more careful.
01:07:28I'm fine.
01:07:29I'm okay.
01:07:31Did you do this?
01:07:33What?
01:07:35No,
01:07:36of course not.
01:07:37I warned you,
01:07:38Rebecca.
01:07:39If the hick says I pushed her,
01:07:41she's lying.
01:07:42I warned you about the name-calling.
01:07:45I will not tolerate
01:07:46members of my staff being cruel.
01:07:48I didn't.
01:07:49Enough!
01:07:51You're fired.
01:07:52What?
01:07:54That stupid bitch lied.
01:07:57No, Topher.
01:07:58You can't fire your senior staff
01:07:59this close to election night.
01:08:01Yes, I can.
01:08:02You evil bitch.
01:08:05I'll make you pay.
01:08:07This is a big mistake.
01:08:12I will always protect you, Sarah.
01:08:15I know, Topher.
01:08:16But aren't you worried
01:08:17now that she knows
01:08:18that she's gonna go
01:08:19and tell Senator Hessler
01:08:21and the mediator
01:08:21sleeping with your intern?
01:08:23As long as I can be with you.
01:08:25But...
01:08:26Don't worry.
01:08:27Becca's just jealous.
01:08:29She cares about this campaign
01:08:30too much to destroy it.
01:08:32I don't care about that right now.
01:08:34All I care about is you.
01:08:36Did you mean it
01:08:37when you said that you loved me?
01:08:39Of course I did.
01:08:43I love you, Sarah.
01:08:46I love you too.
01:08:47Sarah.
01:08:54Oh, Sarah.
01:08:56Let me think about this line
01:08:57for the debates now.
01:09:01I like it.
01:09:02Glad you like it.
01:09:08I think that's enough input from the intern.
01:09:12We have an election tomorrow, and a debate against Hessler in a couple of hours.
01:09:16No more distractions.
01:09:18Let's go.
01:09:22Come on, get your head in the game.
01:09:24Trust me, I'm all around that.
01:09:26Sarah, would you care to join us?
01:09:28No, Topher, she's not coming. You're engaged to bet.
01:09:30I'm not gonna let the media see the lusty ways you look at your intern.
01:09:34She's not coming!
01:09:44When he goes low, you go high.
01:09:46In the debate, I need you to emphasize love over hate.
01:09:50Hate, right here. Get that?
01:09:52Yeah. Where's Sarah?
01:10:00Hi, I'm Sarah from the Christopher Stenet campaign. He's expecting me.
01:10:06Sarah, yes. Here you are.
01:10:10Hm?
01:10:12His campaign manager specifically told me to keep you out. Go away.
01:10:16But...
01:10:26Hi, I'm here for my fiancee's interview. My name's...
01:10:28I know you are.
01:10:30You're Beth, please. Go right in.
01:10:32Oh, and good luck tonight.
01:10:37Sarah, I'm so glad you're here.
01:10:39You're my good luck, Joe.
01:10:46Sorry, Beth. I...
01:10:47Wait...
01:10:49Sarah?
01:10:50You're sleeping with your intern?
01:10:53Oh my God.
01:10:54Beth doesn't even exist.
01:10:56It's been Sarah this whole time?
01:10:58Calm down.
01:11:00I ordered you not to come here!
01:11:03You're a scandal waiting to happen!
01:11:05We're in love. He wants me at this debate.
01:11:07You stupid!
01:11:08Hey!
01:11:10That's...my girl.
01:11:12Your girl?
01:11:13Jesus, Topher!
01:11:14This is a disaster!
01:11:16You've let this little farm girl hijack your entire campaign!
01:11:20Dump her now...
01:11:22And kick her out.
01:11:23Or I'll resign as your campaign manager.
01:11:28Sarah...
01:11:29The election is in two days.
01:11:31I can't do this without a brilliant campaign manager.
01:11:34Congratulations, Sarah.
01:11:35You're my new campaign manager.
01:11:37What?!
01:11:39Your services are no longer needed.
01:11:42Good luck winning without me.
01:11:48Listen.
01:11:50Go out there.
01:11:52Pick someone else's back.
01:11:53Hey, warm slut.
01:11:55Becca...
01:11:56Topher fired you. What are you doing?
01:11:57Are you gonna hear?
01:11:58I'm working for Senator Hussley.
01:11:59And I told him everything.
01:12:00How Topher is sleeping with you.
01:12:01His intern.
01:12:02This debate is about to be a bloodbath.
01:12:03Becca, I can't believe you defected to the enemy because you hate me that much.
01:12:04You really are so endless.
01:12:05What are you gonna do about it, farm girl?
01:12:06Try and fight me.
01:12:07No.
01:12:08I don't fight.
01:12:09I go to war.
01:12:10I go to war.
01:12:11We are live for the Senate debate between Senator Hussler and his son.
01:12:13I told him everything.
01:12:14I told him everything.
01:12:15How Topher is sleeping with you.
01:12:16His intern.
01:12:17This debate is about to be a bloodbath.
01:12:19Becca, I can't believe you defected to the enemy because you hate me that much.
01:12:25You really are so endless.
01:12:26What are you gonna do about it, farm girl?
01:12:28Try and fight me?
01:12:29No.
01:12:30No.
01:12:31I don't fight.
01:12:33I go to war.
01:12:35We are live for the Senate debate between Senator Hussler and his challenger, Christopher Stinnett.
01:12:42That's a lie, Senator.
01:12:45We saw you fire a gun indoors at a press conference.
01:12:49We all saw the video.
01:12:51What video?
01:12:53If there was a video with an AI fake,
01:12:57you are really getting nasty in the dirt.
01:13:02Like a farm girl.
01:13:04You and your boyfriend are about to be drowning in scandal.
01:13:09And speaking of farm girls,
01:13:12you have one as your intern, right?
01:13:15Stinnett, are you sleeping with your intern?
01:13:20You are having an unethical immoral
01:13:26disgusting, torture affair with one of your employees.
01:13:32Your intern!
01:13:34I...
01:13:35Hang on.
01:13:37No.
01:13:39This.
01:13:44What are you smiling about?
01:13:46Your boyfriend is about to be destroyed.
01:13:49Topher sees the best in people.
01:13:52But on the farm, I learned to trust my gut.
01:13:55I knew you would do something desperate when he fired you.
01:13:59So I prepared for this.
01:14:02You rang, Sarah?
01:14:04How the hell can a maid help you?
01:14:08All you have to do is tell the truth.
01:14:10Candy?
01:14:11I mean, who are you?
01:14:12You have spent your entire campaign mocking and demeaning women.
01:14:25Now it's time for me to give you a taste of your own medicine.
01:14:30Ah, come on, Senator H.
01:14:32You know me.
01:14:34I didn't sleep with your opponent like you paid me to.
01:14:39But I sure did sleep with you, big boy.
01:14:45I am a righteous, moral family man, and I did not have sex with this woman.
01:14:51Now turn that damn thing off!
01:15:02We have a bigger scandal right here.
01:15:05Topher is not only screwing his intern.
01:15:09His fiancé isn't real.
01:15:12He lied, he lied, he lied.
01:15:15Christopher's standing, he slept with his intern,
01:15:18then he lied to all of you to pretend that his fiancé was a social liar.
01:15:24Ha!
01:15:29After we destroy your life tonight,
01:15:31you'll have no choice but to run home to your little corn farm.
01:15:35I, I, I, I, you lied!
01:15:38Admit it!
01:15:39And then drop out of this race in disgrace!
01:15:42Fool!
01:15:49You're right.
01:15:52I wasn't honest about my personal life.
01:15:55You all deserve the truth straight from me.
01:15:59Scandal!
01:16:01Godless, unethical, immoral, lying!
01:16:05S-O-B!
01:16:07I did lie.
01:16:09But the difference between us,
01:16:11you lie for cruelty and power.
01:16:15I did it for love.
01:16:19Sarah, I love you.
01:16:21And I want everyone to know it.
01:16:23I care more about you than I care about winning this election.
01:16:27Will you please come onto the debate stage with me?
01:16:29He wants me to go on national TV?
01:16:33Don't do it, Heck.
01:16:35They can do this.
01:16:36For Topher.
01:16:42What in the hell are you doing?
01:16:45This is a TPD!
01:16:47A televised political debate!
01:16:49You can't bring props!
01:16:50You think all women are objects?
01:16:53Sarah is not a promise of me.
01:16:57This is highly irregular.
01:16:59This is cheating!
01:17:00This is rigging the election!
01:17:02And this girl's got no-
01:17:03No!
01:17:05My name is Sarah, not girl.
01:17:08You want to talk about rights?
01:17:10You've been fighting to take away women's rights, Senator.
01:17:14You've demeaned and degraded women for far too long.
01:17:17Shut up.
01:17:19Sit down, woman!
01:17:21No.
01:17:23I'm showing you what it's like to finally have a powerful woman stand up to you, you sexist bull.
01:17:30Give him hell, babe.
01:17:32I'm not his intern.
01:17:34I'm his campaign manager.
01:17:37What?
01:17:38When I first met this woman, it was a case of mistaken identity.
01:17:42I didn't know she was my intern, and she didn't know I was her boss.
01:17:45Topher thought I was a socialite named Beth.
01:17:49And because Senator Hessler is a psychopath who was stalking Topher in an attempt to bring him down,
01:17:56I was afraid to create a scandal.
01:17:58So yes, I pretended to be Beth in public.
01:18:02But I didn't fall in love with Beth.
01:18:04I fell in love with Sarah.
01:18:05Some things are more important than elections.
01:18:09Than politics.
01:18:11But I love you, Sarah.
01:18:13Win, win, or lose.
01:18:15I want to be with you.
01:18:17OMG, I am so confused.
01:18:21Is it Beth? Is it Sarah? Is it Clark Kent? Is it Spiderman?
01:18:24Either way, you guys had an illicit affair and you lied about your engagement.
01:18:27For once, Senator.
01:18:30You're right.
01:18:32We're not engaged.
01:18:34But I'm here to correct that.
01:18:46Sarah, I love you.
01:18:48Whether I win or lose this election, I don't want to lose you.
01:18:51Will you marry me?
01:18:53Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:19:00Woo!
01:19:04Ah, no!
01:19:06I will have you criminally investigated.
01:19:10I've done it before.
01:19:12I've stolen so much money from the Senate.
01:19:15I'm rich and I'll use this money to destroy you.
01:19:18And to bribe prosecutors to investigate you.
01:19:22Ha!
01:19:24No!
01:19:26Senator, stop talking!
01:19:28It's about time you admitted to your crime, Senator.
01:19:33Hey, I didn't mean it.
01:19:35It's all taken out of context.
01:19:37If you see a clip of me on some video admitting crimes,
01:19:41it is a fake AI video!
01:19:44A chief fake fake news!
01:19:45Can't!
01:19:46Can't do commercial!
01:19:47Now!
01:19:48What?
01:19:59Senator, we can figure this out.
01:20:02Silence, you incompetent woman!
01:20:05Go!
01:20:06Talk to the media!
01:20:07Get them!
01:20:08To report spinach!
01:20:10Scandal!
01:20:11I tried.
01:20:12They don't care.
01:20:14They love him and his farm girl love story.
01:20:16Farm girl?
01:20:18Ooh, that is kinda hot.
01:20:20I can't lose this election!
01:20:22Oh, short!
01:20:24Oh, short!
01:20:25No matter what happens, we ran a good campaign.
01:20:36I'm forever grateful for all of you who helped.
01:20:39No regrets.
01:20:41You crushed Senator Hessler in the debate,
01:20:44but he has a big base of support.
01:20:45This will be an extremely close election.
01:20:4950-50 coin toss.
01:20:51You need to relax.
01:20:53Come on.
01:20:59As your campaign manager, I disagree with the staff.
01:21:03The voters don't want cruelty.
01:21:05They want hope.
01:21:07I think you'll win in a landside.
01:21:10I hope so.
01:21:12But if I lose,
01:21:13it's not your fault.
01:21:15No matter what, I still love you and I can't wait to marry you.
01:21:18Me too.
01:21:20But you won't lose.
01:21:21An election this close
01:21:23will take hours for the results to come in.
01:21:26I think I will know what we can do to kill some time together.
01:21:31They're about to call it!
01:21:36Senator Hessler has been defeated!
01:21:39It is a landslide for Christopher Stinnett, our new U.S. Senator!
01:21:46Yes!
01:21:48Yes!
01:21:50Yes!
01:21:53Mr. Senator-Elect.
01:21:57Sarah,
01:21:59we won because of you.
01:22:01You were right.
01:22:03Congratulations, both of you.
01:22:05Great victory.
01:22:07Great victory.
01:22:11Woo!
01:22:12Yes!
01:22:14Yeah!
01:22:19Senator, she's coming.
01:22:21I'm the luckiest man in Washington.
01:22:22Because I have you.
01:22:23Or me.
01:22:24I'm the lucky one.
01:22:25When I left the farm, I wanted to help change the world.
01:22:26But I never imagined I would have got here.
01:22:27Okay, let's skip to the end.
01:22:28And now I pronounce you Senator and wife.
01:22:29I'm the lucky one.
01:22:30I'm the lucky one.
01:22:31I'm the lucky one.
01:22:32I'm the lucky one.
01:22:33I'm the lucky one.
01:22:34I'm the lucky one.
01:22:35I'm the lucky one.
01:22:36I'm the lucky one.
01:22:37When I left the farm, I wanted to help change the world.
01:22:38But I never imagined I would have got here.
01:22:39Okay, let's skip to the end.
01:22:40And now I pronounce you Senator and wife.
01:22:41Woo!
01:22:42Woo!
01:22:43Yeah!
01:22:44Yeah!
01:22:45Yeah!
01:22:46Mrs. Senator, the honeymoon can wait.
01:22:47First, let's change the world.
01:22:49Let's change the world.
01:22:50Yeah!
01:22:51Yeah!
01:22:52Yeah!
01:22:53Yeah!
01:22:54Yeah!
01:22:55Yeah!
01:22:56Yeah!
01:22:57Yeah!
01:22:58Yeah!
01:22:59Yeah!
01:23:00Yeah!
01:23:01Yeah!
01:23:02Yeah!
01:23:03Yeah!
01:23:04Yeah!
01:23:05Yeah!
01:23:06Yeah!
01:23:07Yeah!
01:23:08Yeah!
01:23:09Yeah!
01:23:10Cool.
01:23:11Get us a copy of our Women's Right Amendment.
01:23:12Let's make this thing into law.
01:23:14Yeah!
01:23:15Yeah.