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00:00:00Oh my god, that's Christopher Stinnett, state candidate?
00:00:12He's so hot, I want him to campaign all over me.
00:00:16Can I vote for him 500 times?
00:00:19I should be sitting with me, I'm sorry.
00:00:27I should be sitting.
00:00:30Mr. Stinnett, congrats on your upcoming victory.
00:00:36Oh, it's much too early to say that, but thank you.
00:00:40And you are?
00:00:41Only one of your biggest supporters.
00:00:43Are you going to drink this or break the heart of one of your donors?
00:00:55Oh, wow.
00:00:57Excuse me, for a second.
00:00:58Let's go upstairs together, handsome.
00:01:11Let me take care of you.
00:01:12What are you talking about?
00:01:14Don't deny it.
00:01:15You need me, baby.
00:01:17I'll be in our room soon.
00:01:27What the hell are you?
00:01:28Get away from me.
00:01:30Fuck out of my way.
00:01:31Hey!
00:01:56You intern? Are you serious? This entrance is for wealthy political donors only.
00:02:02The side door is for the help.
00:02:04Jesus, that cheap dress might work on your corn farm, but not here.
00:02:08Get out and go through the back.
00:02:11I'm so sorry, I didn't know.
00:02:15Just a stupid farm girl who randomly stumbled into an internship on our campaign.
00:02:20I don't know how she doesn't even know the first thing about our candidate.
00:02:25How garnish? This is a Senate campaign, not a country bumpkin office. You don't need a corn grower.
00:02:32Well, I just fired an intern for hitting on our candidate, so I needed someone to run errands.
00:02:39Excuse me, we grow brussel sprouts, not corn.
00:02:44And I might not know a lot about the candidate, but I really believe in his ideas and that...
00:02:48Excuse me, intern. Not another word. Get lost.
00:02:55You ruined my mink. Are you drunk?
00:03:04Oh, my God. On behalf of the campaign, I apologize, ma'am.
00:03:09You clumsy hick. You will not keep your job after this.
00:03:12I'm so sorry. Please don't fire me. I really want to work on this campaign. I'll fix it. I'll clean the coat and the wig right now.
00:03:19Well? What are you waiting for?
00:03:21You dumb hick.
00:03:24This is all your fault.
00:03:26Don't worry. There's cleaning supplies upstairs.
00:03:29Stay out of this, maid. Fix it, intern, or you're fired.
00:03:33Thank you, but where are the cleaning supplies?
00:03:41You heard what she said. If I can't get these clean, I'll be fired.
00:03:45I put you into room 2809. It's empty. Go up there. You'll be alone.
00:03:49You're a lifesaver. I'm Sarah.
00:03:52Us working-class girls gotta stick together, right? I'm Stephanie.
00:03:55You're right. God, I had a really tough day.
00:04:00It's okay. These rich people are ridiculous. Don't blame yourself.
00:04:04That's why I'm interning on this campaign, to stand up for people like us.
00:04:09I just wish I fit in better.
00:04:12Amen, girl. And...
00:04:14Look at you.
00:04:19You look like you fit right in.
00:04:21Hi. I'm a wealthy socialite. I eat caviar, not Doritos. I totally belong here.
00:04:31Okay, I gotta run, but this key works for the elevator, and it gets you into room 2809.
00:04:37Call me if you need me.
00:04:39Good luck.
00:04:40Thanks again. See you later.
00:04:42See you later.
00:04:51Is somebody here?
00:05:01Is somebody in there?
00:05:10Oh, sorry.
00:05:12God, he's so hot.
00:05:14Are you okay?
00:05:22Are you okay?
00:05:22Are you okay?
00:05:44So you didn't go into Stenner's room?
00:06:12He shoved me out of the room, Senator.
00:06:14I...
00:06:15I...
00:06:15You goddamn worthless woman!
00:06:18I hired you to drug him and to film a scandalous sex tape.
00:06:25And you returned empty fucking-handed!
00:06:29Sir, I think I have something.
00:06:32Well, then show me, you idiot!
00:06:33This might just be enough to bring my election upon it down.
00:06:43I can't believe me.
00:06:55I slept with a hot stranger.
00:07:01I have to clean this or I'll be fired.
00:07:03Where the hell did you disappear to last night, farm girl?
00:07:31If you didn't get that coat fixed, you're fired.
00:07:34No, I did fix it.
00:07:35It's right here.
00:07:38It doesn't matter.
00:07:39You belong in a farmer's market, not a campaign office.
00:07:43A new intern from a wealthy family will take over your job tomorrow, so...
00:07:48Today's your last day.
00:07:49Little trash girl.
00:07:50No, Rebecca, please.
00:07:51I really want this job.
00:07:53Candidate Stinnett is running a little late, which isn't like him, but he'll be here soon.
00:08:02So, be ready.
00:08:04He's never late.
00:08:05I wonder if our candidate got laid last night.
00:08:08He wouldn't.
00:08:09He'll be my man sooner or later.
00:08:11Stop gossiping.
00:08:13Mr. Stinnett is a candidate of the United States Senate.
00:08:16Even a little rumor could lead to a scandal.
00:08:18He'll be right back.
00:08:48You've got to be kidding me.
00:08:55The man I slept with is the candidate?
00:08:57Hello, miss.
00:08:59Thank God.
00:09:00He didn't recognize me.
00:09:05I fucked up.
00:09:07If anyone finds out I slept with him, it'll be a scandal.
00:09:11Have we met, miss?
00:09:12Absolutely.
00:09:13Never.
00:09:14Sarah's a new intern from some farmland.
00:09:18I don't think she's cut out for this.
00:09:23Something's familiar about her.
00:09:24Sir, I think you've shaken the intern's hand long enough.
00:09:33Glad to have you on my team, Sarah.
00:09:35Thank God he didn't recognize me.
00:09:41He's way out of your league, farm girl.
00:09:43Well, stay away from him.
00:09:45He'd never go for a poor farm girl like you, so don't even think about it.
00:09:50Hey, something happened last night.
00:09:54Emergency meeting.
00:09:55Let's go.
00:09:57No interns allowed.
00:09:58Get me a coffee with nonfat, dairy-free, oat-free oat milk.
00:10:04Sir, what happened?
00:10:08You disappeared from the fundraiser last night.
00:10:11It's hazy.
00:10:12But I think some of the events slipped something in my drink.
00:10:16It's foggy.
00:10:18But I spent the night with a woman who...
00:10:21You slept with someone?
00:10:22And she drugged you?
00:10:23She was...
00:10:24It was a setup.
00:10:25Oh, God.
00:10:27A sex scandal will sink this campaign.
00:10:30The slut you slept with was probably a spy sent by the senator.
00:10:34Are you okay?
00:10:42No.
00:10:43No, I don't remember much.
00:10:45But the girl I was with last night isn't like that.
00:10:47She's a good person.
00:10:49You're being naive.
00:10:51Okay, this is dirty politics.
00:10:53Your enemies will do anything to entrap and ruin you.
00:10:56She's not like that.
00:10:58No one's going to find out.
00:10:59There will be no scandal.
00:11:06No one will find out?
00:11:09Senator Hester's about to do a press conference attacking you.
00:11:17I will protect your Second Amendment.
00:11:19Have your coffee.
00:11:20You get a bazooka?
00:11:21You get a bazooka.
00:11:22You get a bazooka.
00:11:23You get a bazooka.
00:11:24It's your God-given right.
00:11:27And us men, we know how to safely handle firearms.
00:11:33Oh, shit.
00:11:36Gotcha.
00:11:37I did that on purpose.
00:11:39Where was I?
00:11:40Oh, my opponent.
00:11:41Christopher Stinson.
00:11:44Slayed with a prostitute last night.
00:11:47What?
00:11:47I'm not a prostitute.
00:11:49This indecent, immoral, and premaritable sex will have him burn in hell for all eternity.
00:11:59He's lying.
00:12:00I didn't sleep with a prostitute.
00:12:01He has no proof.
00:12:02I have proof that my opponent, Christopher Stinnett, slept with a hooker last night.
00:12:09Oh, no.
00:12:10He got a photo of us in bed.
00:12:15He has a photo?
00:12:17We're doomed.
00:12:23Oh, no.
00:12:24He got a photo of us in bed?
00:12:26Oh, God, you useless intern.
00:12:30I'm so sorry.
00:12:31I'll clean that up.
00:12:33And I have proof that my opponent, Christopher Stinnett, slept with a prostitute last night.
00:12:44That is not the woman I slept with last night.
00:12:50She was much more beautiful.
00:12:51That stupid farm girl smirk off your face.
00:12:56I'm sorry.
00:12:56I'll just get out.
00:13:00Sir, this is bad.
00:13:02It doesn't matter if you didn't sleep with a prostitute or whoever she was.
00:13:05If we can't prove it wasn't a fake, then it'll sink and ruin the campaign.
00:13:11Wait.
00:13:12The girl last night gave me her phone number.
00:13:21The annoying farm girl intern?
00:13:32She's your one-night stand?
00:13:34Please, no.
00:13:35You can't sleep with your intern.
00:13:36It'll be a massive scandal.
00:13:37No, sorry.
00:13:38It's just my mom calling.
00:13:40I knew it.
00:13:42The boss would never be with someone as lonely as you.
00:13:44Get out, intern.
00:13:46You don't belong in this high-level meeting anyway.
00:13:49Hi, Mom.
00:13:50One second.
00:13:53Damn.
00:13:55She didn't pick up.
00:13:57Good.
00:13:58Don't talk to her.
00:14:00Your one-night stand was probably a spy sent by Senator Hustler to entrap you.
00:14:05Sir, the Senator's all over TV spreading massive lies that you slept with this prostitute.
00:14:09And they'll believe him.
00:14:11And we'll lose this election.
00:14:13Okay, unless we can prove it's a lie.
00:14:15How can I if the girl I was really with only answered my calls?
00:14:19Wait.
00:14:20There must be security camera footage proving that I didn't go in the room with that prostitute.
00:14:26Yes.
00:14:27Of course.
00:14:29We'll get that hotel security camera footage ASAP.
00:14:31We'll get that footage and prove you weren't with a prostitute.
00:14:41And maybe.
00:14:42We'll see the woman I was really with last night, too.
00:14:44You'll see I'm who he was with.
00:14:46You're on your phone?
00:14:52Again?
00:14:52Go get me a muffin.
00:14:55Cinnamon raisin.
00:14:56No raisins.
00:14:57And make sure it's gluten-free.
00:14:59I was just calling in your order.
00:15:01No, actually.
00:15:05Stephanie.
00:15:06This is, um, Sarah.
00:15:07We met...
00:15:08I remember you.
00:15:09What's up, girl?
00:15:10Um, is there any way you could access the hotel footage from last night from floor 28 and delete it?
00:15:17Where's my muffin, intern?
00:15:20I'm still placing the order.
00:15:22Delete the footage.
00:15:24May I ask why?
00:15:25I know it's a lot to ask.
00:15:26I'll explain later, but it's an emergency.
00:15:29Us working-class girls gotta look out for each other, right?
00:15:31The staff in the security room is my friend.
00:15:34I got it.
00:15:37My people are arriving at the hotel.
00:15:38We'll have that footage in no time.
00:15:41Come on, Stephanie.
00:15:42Delete that footage fast, or I'm in trouble.
00:15:47Hey.
00:15:48Sarah, right?
00:15:49Sorry I haven't had the chance to get to talk to you.
00:15:51It's been a crazy day.
00:15:53No, it's okay.
00:15:54I swear it's not usually like this.
00:15:56But I would love to hear your position on my campaign platform.
00:16:00Don't waste your time talking to an unqualified, corn-growing intern
00:16:04who doesn't know the first thing about politics.
00:16:06Senator Hassler's all about the politics of anger, but Topher isn't.
00:16:09He doesn't name-call or put people down, so you shouldn't either.
00:16:12And for the last time, my family grows Brussels sprouts.
00:16:17Bravo.
00:16:18Bravo.
00:16:19That's the right attitude.
00:16:21Think about learning some tips from her.
00:16:24She's a lot smarter than you give her credit for.
00:16:26What?
00:16:27But she's...
00:16:30I would love to get to know you.
00:16:36Sir, our people are at the hotel right now finding the footage.
00:16:43Don't worry, sir.
00:16:44We're going to figure out who that mystery girl was in the footage.
00:16:47Any second now.
00:16:48Go ahead.
00:16:50What?
00:16:52The footage was deleted?
00:16:53Phew.
00:16:54With the footage gone, no one will find out we slept together.
00:16:57Not even him.
00:16:59I'm in the clear.
00:17:00I'll figure out something to disprove the senator's lies, sir.
00:17:05Speaking of me, have you decided who you want to be your assistant?
00:17:13God, he's so hot.
00:17:15But I need to keep my distance and make sure nothing else happens between us.
00:17:21No.
00:17:23Sir, she...
00:17:24She's unqualified.
00:17:26She doesn't know anything about politics.
00:17:28She's...
00:17:29Nobody.
00:17:31This is her last day, actually.
00:17:34She's exactly what I need.
00:17:36Oh, no.
00:17:37Not me.
00:17:38You're my new assistant, Sarah.
00:17:40Be ready.
00:17:41We're going to be spending a lot more time together.
00:17:43So much for staying away from him.
00:17:49You little hick.
00:17:53How did you get him to promote you over me?
00:17:59The candidates schedule on speeches for the upcoming week.
00:18:02Policy positions.
00:18:03Memorize all of it.
00:18:04There's a false rumor going around that the candidates slept with a prostitute.
00:18:08If anyone finds out that he's intimate with an intern, it's game over for all of us.
00:18:14So, keep it professional.
00:18:16I believe in this campaign.
00:18:17I won't jeopardize it.
00:18:20That's why I stole the footage?
00:18:22Because you accidentally slept with your Senate candidate boss?
00:18:25I didn't know that it was him.
00:18:27And he thought I was just some rich snob lady.
00:18:30Oh, my God.
00:18:31You like him.
00:18:33I get it.
00:18:34He's freaking hot and successful.
00:18:36I know, but he doesn't know that it was me.
00:18:42And if word ever got out that he slept with his aunt...
00:18:44Don't worry.
00:18:45The footage is gone.
00:18:47And your hot little secret's safe.
00:18:50Crisis averted.
00:18:52My opponent, Christopher Stenner, is a lying schedule.
00:18:56In this election, I will prove it.
00:18:59Vote for me.
00:19:00What the hell is he talking about?
00:19:02He's just making up this story about the candidates sleeping with a hooker last night.
00:19:06What?
00:19:06He called you a hooker?
00:19:08No, not me.
00:19:09But he has this photo of a woman in a red dress leaning on Topher.
00:19:15And it's all a lie.
00:19:16He's just framing him.
00:19:18I actually saw your boss last night with a woman in a red dress.
00:19:22What?
00:19:23I was there.
00:19:25And he definitely didn't take that woman to his room.
00:19:28You were the only one.
00:19:30Stop.
00:19:31I will.
00:19:32After you give me all the dirty little details.
00:19:43Just avoid being alone with Topher.
00:19:47He's in his office.
00:19:48Go on in.
00:19:48Oh, no.
00:19:48I don't want to interrupt.
00:19:49Morning, sir.
00:19:59Your coffee?
00:20:00Sarah.
00:20:01Please, call me Topher.
00:20:05Ah.
00:20:06Just what I needed.
00:20:08Well, I want to give you what you need.
00:20:12It's my job as your assistant.
00:20:15May I say, you're excelling at it.
00:20:17You seem nervous.
00:20:20I'm not that scary, am I?
00:20:22No, I, um...
00:20:24Senator Hussler is just saying you were with the hooker.
00:20:29It's a lie.
00:20:30It's so frustrating.
00:20:32That's what my opponent does.
00:20:35He lies.
00:20:37But do you know why we're going to win?
00:20:40Because we have the truth on our side, don't we, Sarah?
00:20:42The prostitute's story won't hold up because it isn't true.
00:20:48So all we have to do is just smile, take your breath, and it's okay.
00:20:56Perfect.
00:20:57Just like that.
00:21:04What are you doing here, prom girl?
00:21:06The hooker story isn't going away.
00:21:08Senator Hussler is about to give a press conference attacking you.
00:21:12But there's no proof.
00:21:13Politics isn't about proof, intern.
00:21:15It's about stories, okay?
00:21:17And the senator's telling a pretty juicy one.
00:21:20Whoever deleted that security camera footage really screwed us.
00:21:24The senator is lying.
00:21:26Let's go confront him.
00:21:28I'll do it myself.
00:21:29No, sir.
00:21:30It's politically dangerous.
00:21:31I'm not worried.
00:21:33Let's go confront the senator
00:21:34and put this nonsense story behind us.
00:21:38And put this nonsense story behind us.
00:21:41Yeah.
00:21:42Make the bully say his lies right to your face.
00:21:45Let the adults take it from here, prom girl.
00:21:48I'll let you know if the candidate needs another coffee.
00:21:51Wait.
00:21:51Sir, we gotta go.
00:21:53Now.
00:21:54I think Sarah's ideas and instincts are sharp.
00:21:56I'm not forgetting about her.
00:21:59Come on.
00:22:00I want you with me.
00:22:01Stinnett is a liar who couldn't be trusted.
00:22:14He slept with a hooker.
00:22:16Excuse me, Senator.
00:22:26You're gonna lie about me.
00:22:27Say it to my face.
00:22:29Oh, the ill-moral man who slept with a hooker has arrived.
00:22:35I did no such thing.
00:22:36The photo in the elevator is not proof, Senator.
00:22:39Hey, honey, you should mention proof.
00:22:41Because it's showtime.
00:22:43Bring in the hooker!
00:22:44You screwed up.
00:22:50This horndog, Christopher Stinnett, hates yours truly for sex.
00:22:56Bad boy.
00:22:59She's lying.
00:23:00I didn't sleep with her.
00:23:02I was with someone else.
00:23:03Well, we can't prove it.
00:23:04Damn it.
00:23:05I deleted the footage that would prove it.
00:23:07I gotta do something.
00:23:09Where's the girl you actually slept with when you need her?
00:23:11Would you excuse me for a minute?
00:23:12Get out, intern.
00:23:13Let the grown-ups work.
00:23:17Christopher!
00:23:18What do you have to say now, you shameless sex creep?
00:23:22She didn't sleep with me.
00:23:24She drugged me.
00:23:25That's a lie.
00:23:26Boy, you were sober.
00:23:28You didn't even need Viagra, baby.
00:23:33Likely stories, Stinnett.
00:23:36Admit it.
00:23:38Admit you paid for sex.
00:23:39I don't lie to the public.
00:23:41Unlike you, Senator.
00:23:42I'm honest.
00:23:43Baby, I know you can't forget all the nasty things we did in bed.
00:23:50Boy, you better say what little dignity you have left and drop out of the race.
00:23:55I'm fighting for working people.
00:23:59I'm not giving up.
00:24:00Especially not because of a lie.
00:24:08I don't know you.
00:24:09Stop.
00:24:10Oh, come on.
00:24:11You know me.
00:24:12I don't like that big pretty last night.
00:24:15Slap it again.
00:24:17Absolutely not.
00:24:18That's a lie.
00:24:20Oh, we can see it all now, Topher.
00:24:23You have been exposed as a D&C dirty sex creep.
00:24:28Now drop out of the race.
00:24:30Now.
00:24:30Not so fast.
00:24:38It's you.
00:24:40Who the hell are you, bitch?
00:24:48You didn't sleep with him last night.
00:24:50I did.
00:24:51And I can prove it.
00:24:54You didn't sleep with him that night.
00:24:57I did.
00:24:58And I've got the proof.
00:24:59Who the hell are you?
00:25:00Blondie.
00:25:01You're lying.
00:25:02Are you sure about that?
00:25:04Who the hell is this?
00:25:06Get her out of here.
00:25:08This is my event.
00:25:09No.
00:25:10I know her.
00:25:11She works at the hotel.
00:25:12She saw everything.
00:25:13That's right.
00:25:14I was on duty that night.
00:25:15And I saw that woman try to seduce Mr. Stenet in the hallway.
00:25:20But she failed.
00:25:21He pushed her off and went into his room.
00:25:23And she headed to the elevator.
00:25:25Stenet.
00:25:26How much did you pay to a random maid to testify?
00:25:30I told the truth.
00:25:32And your photos can prove I was there.
00:25:37Look.
00:25:38There I am in your photos.
00:25:41Drugging a man is a felony.
00:25:43So the question is, why did you do it?
00:25:46And why are you lying about sleeping with him?
00:25:51This wasn't part of the deal.
00:25:52Shut up, Candy.
00:25:53Gee, Senator.
00:25:54You're such a moral family values man.
00:25:57Why are you on a first-name basis with a sex worker?
00:26:04Screw you.
00:26:05I'm out of here.
00:26:06You get your ass back.
00:26:12Is it true, Mr. Stenet?
00:26:14You spent the night with this woman?
00:26:15You slept with a random stranger?
00:26:17I can't let his campaign fail because of me.
00:26:19I have to do something.
00:26:22I'm going to help you save your campaign.
00:26:24But I need you to trust with me.
00:26:25Okay.
00:26:34Random stranger?
00:26:36Well, I'm hardly a stranger to Topher.
00:26:38My name is Beth.
00:26:40I'm his fiancée.
00:26:44My name is Beth.
00:26:45I'm his fiancée.
00:26:49Beth, who are you?
00:26:51Where are you from?
00:26:52What's your last name?
00:26:53Beth is a wealthy heiress.
00:26:55She's a private person.
00:26:57I'm running it for office, not her.
00:27:00Thank you all.
00:27:00Hell yes.
00:27:08We just dodged a scandals to her.
00:27:10Beth, you saved mine.
00:27:11Where the hell is Sarah?
00:27:12If that intern abandoned her post again, we need to finally fire her.
00:27:17You're engaged now as Beth?
00:27:20I didn't know what to do.
00:27:22I didn't want to be the reason his campaign failed.
00:27:25I mean, that was terrifying.
00:27:27I can't do it again.
00:27:28I thought my heart was going to explode.
00:27:30But it's sexy.
00:27:32And don't worry.
00:27:33The election's in a week.
00:27:34You won't have to do it again.
00:27:35You're fine.
00:27:36You snuck off to be with a filthy hotel maid?
00:27:38This filthy hotel maid just saved your boss's ass, bitch.
00:27:43There you are.
00:27:44Did you see it?
00:27:45I did see it, sir.
00:27:46It was great.
00:27:47No, you didn't.
00:27:49You weren't even there.
00:27:50You're lucky the real campaign staff like me managed to bring Beth and the hotel maid to fix it.
00:27:56Topher, just fire her already.
00:27:58No, why would he fire me?
00:28:00I'm the one who set it up.
00:28:02I called Beth.
00:28:03I mean, I didn't.
00:28:04I actually did.
00:28:06Sarah, if you're the one who called Beth, you just saved my ass.
00:28:11What?
00:28:12Sarah's lying.
00:28:13Mom, she did it.
00:28:14No, I did.
00:28:15I did it to help Mr. Stinnett.
00:28:18To help Topher.
00:28:19She just brought my campaign back from the dead.
00:28:21I had it all planned.
00:28:35We catched it with the hooker I hired.
00:28:39And that damn rich blonde bitch ruined it.
00:28:43Oh, I want her investigated and deep-fucking-stroyed.
00:28:50Destroyed!
00:28:51Sir, I can't find any information on her.
00:28:54It's like Beth, she just doesn't exist.
00:28:56That's not impossible.
00:28:58She.
00:29:00You're right, Bobby boy.
00:29:04She doesn't exist!
00:29:07Danny, tell them the good news.
00:29:09We're back in a close race.
00:29:10If we keep fighting and avoid scandals, we can win this election.
00:29:15And, and, it's all thanks to our candidate's new fiancée, Beth.
00:29:18We all owe a huge thanks to the best campaign intern and assistant I could have ever asked for.
00:29:26When this campaign ship was sinking, you helped to keep afloat.
00:29:30God, it was nothing, really.
00:29:33Sarah saved us all.
00:29:34I need to get him a moment to turn him against the farm, bitch.
00:29:38All right, everyone, back to work.
00:29:40Topher, sir, can I talk to you for a second?
00:29:45Really, Sarah, you saved me.
00:29:47And I'll never forget it.
00:29:49I want to personally thank you.
00:29:52Topher, Senator Hessler is claiming that your fiancée, Beth, is some actress that you hired.
00:29:58He's saying that it's all just a giant lie.
00:30:00We have to get Beth in a public interview.
00:30:02Damn.
00:30:04Beth is a mysterious woman.
00:30:07I don't know if she'll want to go out publicly, but I'll call her and give her a try.
00:30:10I'm just not picking up.
00:30:20Can you try to call her again?
00:30:23Sarah, you've tried to get Beth before.
00:30:25Can you try to call her again?
00:30:26Sarah, please call her right now.
00:30:28No, I can't pretend to be Beth again.
00:30:30It's too risky.
00:30:31I'll do my best.
00:30:32She's useless.
00:30:34I told you.
00:30:35She doesn't even know Beth.
00:30:36No time.
00:30:37Topher, we need to get Beth involved publicly, ASAP.
00:30:40Give us Beth's number.
00:30:42We'll track her location, drag her ass here.
00:30:45No.
00:30:47I'm not going to treat Beth like that.
00:30:48I'm here to protect her, even if it hurts my campaign.
00:30:51It won't just hurt our campaign.
00:30:54It'll destroy it.
00:30:55This isn't your campaign, Rebecca.
00:30:58It's mine.
00:31:00And you work for me.
00:31:10What are you smiling at, farm girl?
00:31:13I don't keep smiling because Topher put your ego in its place.
00:31:17You bitch.
00:31:19I don't know how.
00:31:21But I know that the scandal with Beth and the prostitute is somehow your fault.
00:31:26My fault.
00:31:27I'm the one who called Beth to the event and saved us.
00:31:30You're such a liar.
00:31:32Beth is a beautiful, classy, rich woman.
00:31:37You are a poor, dirty farm girl.
00:31:42You don't know Beth.
00:31:43And when the candidate finds out that you lied about it,
00:31:48I'll make sure he fires you.
00:31:51I can't be Beth in public.
00:31:55It's too risky.
00:31:57But what if Topher loses the campaign?
00:32:00I cannot ruin his career.
00:32:02The center is telling the media that Beth isn't real.
00:32:06We need her.
00:32:07She didn't pick up the phone.
00:32:09Sarah, where's Sarah?
00:32:10She said she could contact Beth.
00:32:12As if.
00:32:12Think about it.
00:32:17How does a poor intern who just arrived off the bus from Cornfield
00:32:21know a beautiful, wealthy city heiress?
00:32:25I wonder that, too.
00:32:26If she can't get Beth to come today, fire her for lying.
00:32:30I'll fire her if she lied to us.
00:32:33Beth.
00:32:39Hi, I'm Rebecca.
00:32:41It's so great to meet you.
00:32:43May I call you Beth?
00:32:45Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come, but Sarah convinced me to.
00:32:48I knew Sarah would come through.
00:32:51Topher, I hope you understand why I've been distant.
00:32:55You're running a campaign, and I'm a private person.
00:32:58I don't want you to do anything you're uncomfortable with.
00:33:01We need her.
00:33:03The senator is telling the world that she doesn't exist.
00:33:06Unless you do a joint TV interview, this scandal will ruin our campaign.
00:33:10You need me on live TV.
00:33:14I can't do it.
00:33:15I won't be able to pretend to be rich right in front of the camera.
00:33:18It would be a disaster.
00:33:20Beth, it's your choice.
00:33:22This is all Sarah's fault.
00:33:24By the way, where is that dirty farm girl?
00:33:28She's late.
00:33:30Screw it.
00:33:31I have to fire her.
00:33:31Enough, Rebecca.
00:33:33I don't like the way you talk about Sarah.
00:33:36She may just be a working-class girl from a farm, but she's a hard worker.
00:33:40Not some worthless nepo baby born with a silver spoon in her mouth like this.
00:33:44Excuse me, I...
00:33:45You heard what I said.
00:33:47Back off.
00:33:49And that's a good lesson for Rebecca to learn.
00:33:51I'm sorry to ask, but I need you.
00:33:56Topher, if it helps your candidacy,
00:34:00I will do the interview.
00:34:02Yeah?
00:34:02I'll script the whole thing.
00:34:04Tell you exactly what to say on TV.
00:34:05This interview will save my campaign.
00:34:08Or, if I don't handle it perfectly,
00:34:10I'll be exposed, and you'll lose the election in a landslide.
00:34:13Well, I've got a meeting scheduled, so I must go, but see you then.
00:34:18See...
00:34:18Where is she always running off to?
00:34:24Okay, I have all her lines memorized.
00:34:27Me too.
00:34:28I mean, I helped Beth memorize everything.
00:34:30Good, but the interview's soon.
00:34:32Where's Beth?
00:34:33Mr. Sinnott, is your fiancé here yet?
00:34:35We're live in five minutes.
00:34:37Any second now.
00:34:38I'm going to go to the bathroom.
00:34:43Not so fast, fun girl.
00:34:45Did you gossip about me with Beth?
00:34:47You shameless bitch.
00:34:49You're trying to sabotage me with a candidate.
00:34:52No, Rebecca, I don't have time to argue with you.
00:34:54I just need to use the ladies for a pin.
00:34:58This isn't your corn farm.
00:34:59You can't just go pee in the dirt whenever you feel like it.
00:35:02You're not going anywhere.
00:35:04You're live in four minutes.
00:35:05If Beth isn't here by then, I'm reporting that your fiancé ditched you.
00:35:10You'll take the blame, farm girl.
00:35:12If Beth doesn't show, it's your fault.
00:35:14Mr. Sinnott, where is Beth?
00:35:22You're not going anywhere.
00:35:25If Beth doesn't show up for the interview, you're going to be here to take the blame.
00:35:29You can't sneak away this time.
00:35:31Rebecca, Beth texted me and told me how mean you are to her and Sarah.
00:35:36What?
00:35:37Beth said that?
00:35:39She isn't even here.
00:35:41You see, Sarah is ignorant and dumb.
00:35:44Sarah is brilliant and perfect and beautiful.
00:35:48And she deserves to be here just like anyone else.
00:35:52Beautiful?
00:35:54I...
00:35:54Well, fix your attitude, Rebecca.
00:35:58Thank you, Topher.
00:35:59I mean, sir.
00:36:03Do you really think I'm beautiful?
00:36:05I should have said that.
00:36:06But yes, I do think you're beautiful.
00:36:09I barely know Beth.
00:36:11I was against my fiancé was just to avoid a scandal.
00:36:13Honestly, I'd much rather be on an interview stage with you by my side.
00:36:18Not her.
00:36:20Topher.
00:36:21I know.
00:36:22We have to worry about the election.
00:36:24For one more week, I'll pretend to be with Beth.
00:36:27After that, all bets are off.
00:36:30Three minutes to air.
00:36:32Where's Beth?
00:36:33I'll go get her.
00:36:34My name is Beth, and Topher and I started dating five months ago.
00:36:48Just breathe.
00:36:49If I can herd cattle, I can manage a simple TV interview.
00:36:54One minute left.
00:36:55One minute left.
00:37:04Come on, Beth.
00:37:07Let's go and introduce the world on TV.
00:37:15My campaign manager told me exactly what to say.
00:37:19This will be a breeze.
00:37:23We meet the mysterious Beth.
00:37:26Fiancé of Senate candidate and formerly eligible bachelor, Christopher Stinnett.
00:37:31Tell us, Beth.
00:37:32How did you two meet?
00:37:33Okay.
00:37:34Just have to repeat the lines the campaign scripted for us.
00:37:38Well, it's been a whirlwind.
00:37:39We started dating about five months ago.
00:37:42We met at a political event.
00:37:44That far-growing bitch intern, Sarah, disappeared again.
00:37:47Quiet.
00:37:48Topher and Beth are doing great.
00:37:49Sarah's the one who got Beth here.
00:37:51Beyond politics.
00:37:53What do you love about Beth?
00:37:54It's a person.
00:37:56Shit.
00:37:57I forgot to write an answer to that question.
00:37:59Come on, Topher.
00:38:00It shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiancé.
00:38:05What do you love about Beth?
00:38:08It shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiancé.
00:38:11What do you love about Beth?
00:38:12My fiancé is so modest.
00:38:15We're not used to being in public together.
00:38:18You can answer.
00:38:19I won't be embarrassed.
00:38:21I don't know anything about Beth.
00:38:23I need to think about someone I know and have actual feelings for.
00:38:26Where's Sarah?
00:38:27Mr. Stinnett.
00:38:32What do I love about her?
00:38:35She has an upbeat and optimistic personality.
00:38:38She's charming and funny, but passionate about the things we both care about.
00:38:44She's beautiful.
00:38:47And humble.
00:38:48Sarah is...
00:38:49She's talking about me?
00:38:50Sarah.
00:38:51The real me.
00:38:51Sarah.
00:38:52Oh, did I say Sarah?
00:38:53Sarah is my middle name.
00:38:55That's right.
00:38:57Beth, Sarah.
00:38:58Of course I was talking about Beth.
00:39:00My fiancé.
00:39:02Well, same question for you, Beth.
00:39:04We know Christopher, the politician.
00:39:06Tell us what you love about the man.
00:39:09We know Christopher, the politician.
00:39:11Tell us what you love about the man.
00:39:15Beth is a private person.
00:39:17I don't want to put her on the spot.
00:39:18Well, this is a public TV interview.
00:39:21It's expected that she'll talk about your relationship.
00:39:23No, I don't think she has to.
00:39:26No, I don't mind.
00:39:27What do I love about Topher?
00:39:30There's something special about him.
00:39:33Yes, he is successful and handsome, powerful.
00:39:40But unlike other men like that, he's also kind.
00:39:45He has a big heart.
00:39:48He sees people for who they are, regardless of wealth or status.
00:39:55He respects and listens to everyone, even as interns.
00:40:00He makes them feel good.
00:40:02You have a surprise.
00:40:05Mr. Senate's opponent in this election, Senator Hessler, has called into our program.
00:40:10Senator, welcome.
00:40:12This is an interview between myself and my fiancé.
00:40:14We didn't discuss having my opponent.
00:40:16What's the matter, boy?
00:40:17I'm afraid to speak to me in front of the voters.
00:40:20No, of course not.
00:40:25Welcome, Senator Hessler.
00:40:27Do you have a question for your opponent or for his fiancé, Beth?
00:40:31I do.
00:40:31It's funny.
00:40:33Beth claims to be an heir as a political donor, but I've been in politics a long time,
00:40:37and neither I nor anyone I know has ever heard of her.
00:40:42She's a private person, Senator.
00:40:43I want the opportunity to meet her in person.
00:40:47Politics can be so nasty.
00:40:50But let's have a night where it isn't.
00:40:53There is a non-partum charity fundraiser tomorrow night.
00:40:57I'll be there.
00:40:58Bring your fiancé, Beth, along.
00:41:01I've never been to a black tie event before.
00:41:03The senator will expose me.
00:41:05Unless you're afraid to be together in public.
00:41:08Of course not.
00:41:10Beth will join me.
00:41:13Absolutely.
00:41:24How am I going to pull this off?
00:41:26I have never been to a black tie event.
00:41:28It'll be fun.
00:41:30The booze is free.
00:41:31I'm excited to go out with him, but not as Beth.
00:41:34I won't know how to act.
00:41:35I mean, do I put my pinky out when I'm sipping champagne?
00:41:39Only if you're the Queen of England or something.
00:41:42You will be fine.
00:41:43What are you so worried about?
00:41:45I just don't want to hurt Topher or his campaign.
00:41:48Wow.
00:41:49You've got it bad for him, huh?
00:41:51A knight on the arm of your handsome crush.
00:41:54And you get to dress up.
00:41:56And eat caviar.
00:41:57And finally see how the other half lives.
00:42:00I'm jealous.
00:42:02You're going to need a fancy dress.
00:42:03Are you serious?
00:42:08Good thing I swiped this from the dry cleaner at the hotel.
00:42:11A rich guest left it.
00:42:12I got you covered.
00:42:13Topher, darling, another glass of champagne.
00:42:32Yes, girl.
00:42:33Make him work for it.
00:42:34And you like it?
00:42:35Like it?
00:42:36He'll be drooling.
00:42:39Sarah!
00:42:40It's me, Topher.
00:42:41I know it's late, but I need to see you.
00:42:43He's here to see me?
00:42:45But he can't see me like this.
00:42:48Sarah, the most eligible bachelor in the state is outside your door looking for you.
00:42:56No, Topher, hold on, please.
00:42:58He can't see me as Beth, so I just need you to go distract him.
00:43:02I brought you something.
00:43:05I'll just leave it outside for you here.
00:43:10I'll see you tomorrow, Sarah.
00:43:11Just one second.
00:43:13Oh, what has gone into you?
00:43:16I'm in, but distract him.
00:43:18Okay.
00:43:21Sarah.
00:43:22Oh, hi.
00:43:23You're from the hotel.
00:43:25Stephanie, right?
00:43:26Yes, yes.
00:43:27Sarah will be out in a second.
00:43:29I was just leaving.
00:43:30Have fun, you two.
00:43:37What was that?
00:43:38Is everything okay?
00:43:43Wow.
00:43:43I told you I'd be done in a second.
00:43:45I heard a crash.
00:43:47I thought you might be hurt.
00:43:51What are you doing here?
00:43:52I, uh, I could make something up and say I needed help with a draft of my speech, but
00:43:59I don't.
00:44:01I came here to see you.
00:44:03I'm very thankful for all the help you've done with my campaign.
00:44:08Beth, wouldn't have done that interview if you hadn't convinced her.
00:44:10You were pretty convincing all on your own.
00:44:13I wish I could say what I came here to say, but I have a fake fiance.
00:44:17And after the election, when there's no worries about scandal, let's revisit this conversation.
00:44:25Okay.
00:44:27Good luck at the event tomorrow.
00:44:30I won't need luck if you're there.
00:44:33It's a black tie.
00:44:35I thought you might need something to wear.
00:44:43Topher, this is gorgeous.
00:44:45But I shouldn't be there as your intern.
00:44:50You're my assistant.
00:44:52I need you there with me.
00:44:53I want to thank you and Beth together.
00:44:56Good night, Sarah.
00:44:59Okay.
00:45:01And Beth.
00:45:03In the same room?
00:45:09Okay, piece of cake.
00:45:11Just have to be two people in the same place tonight.
00:45:13Sarah, the campaign intern.
00:45:16And Beth, the heiress' fiance.
00:45:18Dumb hick.
00:45:19Where were you when they did the interview yesterday?
00:45:21You snuck away again.
00:45:23I don't know what you're talking about, Rebecca.
00:45:25But didn't the candidate talk to you about being nicer to me?
00:45:29Nice.
00:45:29How the hell am I supposed to be nice to a poor farm girl?
00:45:33Look at this knockoff dress.
00:45:35Let me see if it's cheap.
00:45:37It isn't cheap, so don't touch it.
00:45:40Too poor to remove the price tag?
00:45:42How the hell did you afford a designer dress?
00:45:46We are days out from an election and you're stealing?
00:45:49If anyone finds out, it'll be a scandal.
00:45:51I didn't steal it.
00:45:52It was a gift.
00:45:54Ha ha.
00:45:55From who?
00:45:56Special man in my life.
00:45:58What do you think?
00:45:59You're Cinderella?
00:46:00Get lost.
00:46:01Intern, he's coming over to talk to me about how hot I look.
00:46:05Looking very handsome tonight, sir.
00:46:08Should we get a drink and do some political strategizing?
00:46:13Wow.
00:46:14Sarah, you look beautiful.
00:46:16Excuse me, she stole that dress.
00:46:21She stole that dress.
00:46:24It's not stealing.
00:46:25It's a gift.
00:46:28What?
00:46:30Who in their right mind would buy a farm girl designer?
00:46:33Am I not my right mind?
00:46:35I bought it for Sarah.
00:46:37What?
00:46:38What?
00:46:40Ah!
00:46:41I don't know.
00:46:46Looky, looky.
00:46:51The sex creep candidate.
00:46:54Flirting with a poor young intern behind his fiancée's back.
00:47:01And speaking of your fiancée back.
00:47:02I'm going to go change into bath, Topher.
00:47:04Just hang on.
00:47:05Where is she?
00:47:06Your concern for my personal life is touching, Senator.
00:47:09My fiancée will be right here.
00:47:11Isn't that right, sir?
00:47:15Mr. Stinnett, where's your lovely fiancée?
00:47:18Yes, and when exactly are you going to be marrying that pretty girl?
00:47:22Yeah!
00:47:22Topher?
00:47:24Where is she?
00:47:25Your woman isn't here in five seconds.
00:47:29You will be destroyed, I'm telling you.
00:47:40Darling, is this cranky old man bothering you?
00:47:44Only a little, darling fiancée.
00:47:47Shall we sit for dinner?
00:47:48I have been dying to meet you, Beth.
00:48:00I think you're a fraud.
00:48:03And I'm going to be watching you all night long like a hawk.
00:48:08Oh, shit.
00:48:09What am I supposed to do during a five-course meal?
00:48:11Why are there so many forks and spoons?
00:48:14Ladies and gentlemen,
00:48:15As your senator, I am proud to be raising money for...
00:48:21For...
00:48:23My Bobby Boyd.
00:48:24The family community council.
00:48:25Yes.
00:48:26Family values.
00:48:29Which my opponent, Stinnett, has none of.
00:48:32First a prostitute,
00:48:34and then a sudden fiancée.
00:48:36We know nothing about it.
00:48:39Senator, this isn't a political event.
00:48:43It's charity.
00:48:43Leave the nasty politics aside for the night.
00:48:49I'm sorry you have to sit without the night.
00:48:52It's okay.
00:48:53I'll just pluck my nose when I'm around.
00:48:56Smart.
00:48:57His odor's legendary.
00:49:00Beth!
00:49:01You're an heiress.
00:49:04And a political donor.
00:49:07Hmm.
00:49:08Funny.
00:49:09Politics is such a small world, after all.
00:49:13And I have never seen or heard of you until now.
00:49:17It's funny.
00:49:18I hadn't heard of you either
00:49:20until you started attacking the rights of women and working people.
00:49:23A wealthy heiress who doesn't know basic banquet table etiquette.
00:49:29Ha!
00:49:32Beth, are you alright?
00:49:34Of course she knows.
00:49:37It's the fork.
00:49:38Don't go, church, Stinnett.
00:49:39A rich heiress who doesn't know which is the salad fork.
00:49:44What else are you hiding?
00:49:47Senator, these elitist banquets are a little pretentious.
00:49:52I may be rich, but in my heart, I'm working class.
00:49:56The kind of people who don't give a damn much fork to use.
00:50:01Like Christopher.
00:50:02I support his campaign because he's a candidate for the people,
00:50:08not the elites like you are, Senator.
00:50:11Ha! Ha! Ha!
00:50:12Nice try, girl.
00:50:13My name is Beth.
00:50:14Not girl.
00:50:16I'm an independent woman who thinks for myself.
00:50:19The kind of women you fear.
00:50:21Because we're going to vote to kick your sexist butt out of office this election.
00:50:26Damn, Beth. Well played.
00:50:28This is outrageous.
00:50:30This is a charity event.
00:50:31This is not a woman's right, feminist, nazi gathering.
00:50:37If you're so rich, where did you get your money?
00:50:41I want to see your taxes.
00:50:43I want to see your birth certificate.
00:50:45And I demand to know anything.
00:50:48Lady!
00:50:49Is done with your sexist interrogation, Senator.
00:50:54Come on, my lady.
00:50:56Stance.
00:51:01Sorry.
00:51:02I know this is one you signed up for, but I really appreciate it.
00:51:06It's okay.
00:51:08I'm having fun with you.
00:51:14Is something wrong?
00:51:16I'm sorry, Beth.
00:51:17I really appreciate you signed up to be my fake fiancee in order to save my campaign,
00:51:22but I had my heart set on someone else.
00:51:26Someone I have really no feelings for.
00:51:28Maybe even love.
00:51:29Who is it?
00:51:31I shouldn't have hacked on it because it would be a scandal.
00:51:34The senator press would devour me.
00:51:36Because she's my intern.
00:51:37I think I'm in love with my assistant, Sarah.
00:51:43Really?
00:51:49Oh, my God.
00:51:50He loves me.
00:51:51What?
00:51:51Should I tell him I feel the same way?
00:51:55Well, I know Sarah.
00:51:58And I'm certain that she feels the same about you.
00:52:01Beth, that's the best news I've ever heard.
00:52:04Do you know where Sarah is?
00:52:05I need to talk to her.
00:52:05I want to talk to, um, she wants to talk to you, too.
00:52:12She'll meet you in your office after this event.
00:52:15Perfect.
00:52:16Thank you, Beth.
00:52:20I'm sorry.
00:52:28He loves me.
00:52:29He loves me.
00:52:31But how will he react when I tell him I've been pretending to be Beth?
00:52:35Will he hate me for it?
00:52:38Sarah.
00:52:41I need to see you.
00:52:42Me, too.
00:52:43Topher, I need to tell you something.
00:52:45It's something that I've been meaning to tell you for a long time, but...
00:52:49Not now, guys.
00:52:51Yes, now.
00:52:51The intern can wait.
00:52:52Uh, what is the intern doing here, lonely with you?
00:52:55Sarah and I need a few minutes alone to speak.
00:52:57Just give us a few minutes.
00:52:59This is important.
00:53:00A lot more important than whatever you need to talk to some farm girl intern about.
00:53:04You're rising fast in the polls, and it's days before the election.
00:53:06You're tied with Senator Hessler.
00:53:08It's all thanks to your relationship with Beth.
00:53:10People love her.
00:53:11She's our secret weapon.
00:53:13Seriously?
00:53:14Seriously?
00:53:14People love me, but not the real me.
00:53:18The rich blonde they've been pretending to be.
00:53:20Politics is so ridiculous.
00:53:22I see.
00:53:23It's good news.
00:53:25Just give us a few minutes to talk.
00:53:26No time.
00:53:27We have to do a press conference to keep the momentum going.
00:53:32Wait!
00:53:34We're not doing any press conferences.
00:53:36I'll have a moment alone with Sarah.
00:53:37Now.
00:53:38Jesus, get your priorities straight.
00:53:40What could you possibly need to talk to her about now?
00:53:43Sarah, I've been dying to get you alone for a moment.
00:53:53Too, Topher.
00:53:54I know it's dangerous and scandalous, but I need to tell you that I...
00:54:01Wait.
00:54:02You're Beth.
00:54:12It's you.
00:54:15It's you.
00:54:17You're Beth.
00:54:18Topher, I wanted to tell you, but I...
00:54:20Sarah.
00:54:21Beth.
00:54:22Whoever you are.
00:54:24Why?
00:54:24I had hardly left the farm my entire life before I came here.
00:54:28But I came here because of you.
00:54:30Because I believed in your campaign.
00:54:32You inspired me.
00:54:34That doesn't explain why you pretended to be a socialite.
00:54:36I wasn't pretending.
00:54:37I was just having fun.
00:54:39I didn't know it was you that night.
00:54:40But then...
00:54:42Then we had that night together.
00:54:45A beautiful, magical night.
00:54:50Then I came to the office, and you walked in.
00:54:54And I knew that if anyone found out, you weren't sleeping with your intern.
00:54:58It would ruin my campaign.
00:55:00I had to protect you, Topher.
00:55:03So I pretended to be Beth.
00:55:08Say something, Topher.
00:55:09Please.
00:55:11I have feelings for you, Sarah.
00:55:15I can't.
00:55:16If anyone found out Senator Hessler used this information to destroy you, it would ruin both of us.
00:55:22I'm willing to take that risk.
00:55:23But I can't.
00:55:27I believe in you.
00:55:29Your campaign is too important.
00:55:31I can't jeopardize you.
00:55:33I love you.
00:55:36Now, if he gets intimate with his assistant, it's game over for all of us.
00:55:41So keep it professional.
00:55:43Please.
00:55:43Hey, what's going on?
00:55:54The press is outside.
00:55:55They want a statement about your rising polls.
00:55:58Come on, the election's tied.
00:55:59What the hell does he need to talk to you about so badly?
00:56:08Nothing.
00:56:09It's none of your business.
00:56:13You're so important to him.
00:56:15This is his speech.
00:56:19Make yourself useful.
00:56:21And give it to him.
00:56:23Now.
00:56:25Hurry.
00:56:30Now you'll be fired.
00:56:32Hick.
00:56:42It's just your speech.
00:56:45Thank you all for coming tonight.
00:56:51I'm here to talk about an urgent issue.
00:57:15You know, I could stand up here and give you all a scripted speech, like most politicians.
00:57:22But I'm a different candidate.
00:57:24So why don't we flip the script?
00:57:27You ask me any question, and I will answer.
00:57:32Any questions?
00:57:33This is a serious campaign to defeat an evil senator.
00:57:44But how am I supposed to win if my own staff is sabotaging me with a blank speech?
00:57:49Who gave him the speech?
00:57:51Who?
00:57:53Farm girl did it.
00:57:54I saw her give the speech to him.
00:57:57No, that's not true.
00:57:58So you didn't give him the papers?
00:58:00No, yes, I did give him the papers.
00:58:03Are you trying to sabotage us?
00:58:05Are you working for Senator Hessler?
00:58:07I didn't do this.
00:58:09But we have to fire her.
00:58:10That's right.
00:58:11Fire the incompetent.
00:58:14Wait.
00:58:16Rebecca gave me the papers and told me to give them to him.
00:58:20You pathetic, lying hick.
00:58:22I'm not a liar.
00:58:23And stop calling me a hick.
00:58:26Enough.
00:58:26I can't believe that Sarah would do this.
00:58:31She's a good person.
00:58:32I want her to stick around no matter what.
00:58:34She gave you the papers.
00:58:36There's one easy way to prove this.
00:58:38Check the printer ID.
00:58:40See who's printing out these pages.
00:58:42What?
00:58:42But Sarah did it.
00:58:44I...
00:58:44She did it.
00:58:45Case closed.
00:58:47The end.
00:58:47Fire her.
00:58:48Case is closed, Rebecca.
00:58:50Your ID code was used to print the pages out.
00:58:53No, I...
00:58:56It's not what it looks like.
00:58:58This is your final warning.
00:59:01You do one more thing to ruin my campaign.
00:59:03Or demean Sarah one more time.
00:59:05And you're fired.
00:59:08I need to speak with you.
00:59:10Alone.
00:59:10Topher.
00:59:12Mr. Stinnett.
00:59:13I can't.
00:59:16I won't be the reason to lose the election, so...
00:59:20To keep it professional.
00:59:22Wait, Sarah.
00:59:23Sir.
00:59:26You're needed in the film studio for your final campaign ad.
00:59:29Forget about the intern.
00:59:31We need to go.
00:59:32Now.
00:59:33I'm only going.
00:59:34If Sarah goes.
00:59:39Why?
00:59:41Senator Hessler's reckless, I...
00:59:44I mean, radical ideas.
00:59:47Cut.
00:59:48Topher, what's going on?
00:59:50I'm fine.
00:59:51Let's just go for another take.
00:59:52What the hell did you do for him, girl?
00:59:54What did you say to him in his office?
00:59:56For once in your life, Rebecca, just leave me alone.
00:59:59Leave you alone?
01:00:00I don't know what you did.
01:00:02But I know that this is somehow your fault.
01:00:04You screwed with the candidate's mind, and now he's going to lose.
01:00:07No, I only want him to win.
01:00:09Well, whatever you're doing, you're doing a terrible job.
01:00:13Idiot.
01:00:14Action.
01:00:15I'm Christopher Stennett.
01:00:16Vote for me, Stennett.
01:00:18Stennett.
01:00:19Vote for the Stennett.
01:00:20And I'm here to talk about...
01:00:22What?
01:00:24Love.
01:00:25Love.
01:00:26Cut.
01:00:26Cut.
01:00:27Topher, what's going on?
01:00:33Why are you looking at an...
01:00:34An intern?
01:00:37It's just in it.
01:00:39I'm here.
01:00:40I just want to see you do your best.
01:00:42I know you can win this, so...
01:00:45Let's see it.
01:00:46Let's go.
01:00:47Again, another take.
01:00:48Senator Hesler runs on fear and hatred.
01:00:56I'm a different kind of candidate.
01:00:58I believe everyone deserves respect and admiration.
01:01:01Whether you're a high-powered CEO or a working girl on a farm,
01:01:05I believe that everyone should follow their heart and their passions,
01:01:08whether it's popular or not.
01:01:11Love conquers hate, and love is worth taking this for.
01:01:15This election, don't let fear control you.
01:01:19Follow your heart.
01:01:20Vote for love.
01:01:22I'm Christopher Stennett, and I approve this message.
01:01:26Cut!
01:01:27That was fantastic.
01:01:29Bravo!
01:01:30Woo!
01:01:32What's gotten into you, man?
01:01:36Let's keep filming.
01:01:37You can give orders to your intern later.
01:01:39I'm tired of later.
01:01:41I want to talk now.
01:01:44Mr. Stennett.
01:01:45Don't call me Mr. Stennett.
01:01:47To you, it's just Topher.
01:01:51Excuse me?
01:01:52Where are you going?
01:01:54That was great, sir.
01:01:57Before you say anything,
01:02:00Sarah, I want you.
01:02:02I need you.
01:02:04Topher, what about the election?
01:02:06Screw politics.
01:02:07You're more important.
01:02:08I don't care how it affects the campaign.
01:02:09I want to be together, for real.
01:02:13If you do.
01:02:14I want to be together, for real, if you do.
01:02:14I want to be together,96 bands.
01:02:21I want to be together.
01:02:22I want to be together.
01:02:22I want to be together, for real.
01:03:23We will win, Mr. Future Senator.
01:03:29We need to commemorate this moment with a drink.
01:03:33Be careful.
01:03:35Ouch.
01:03:37Are you okay?
01:03:39Yeah, I just cut my finger.
01:03:42Don't move.
01:03:45I won't let you get hurt again.
01:03:46It's not a big deal.
01:03:52Don't move.
01:03:56I don't care if we're seeing this together.
01:04:10I'm still your intern.
01:04:11The world still thinks you're engaged at best.
01:04:13We've been trying to reach you.
01:04:21Damn.
01:04:22What's going on?
01:04:23Are you having an affair?
01:04:26Is there someone in here?
01:04:28I'm entitled to my privacy.
01:04:30Get out.
01:04:31This is a political campaign.
01:04:32There's no such thing as privacy.
01:04:36Oh.
01:04:37Sorry.
01:04:38Dad, I...
01:04:40Topher, I didn't realize you were with your fiancé.
01:04:42What happened to your finger, Beth?
01:04:44Can't handle all of Janet's passion in the bedroom?
01:04:46No.
01:04:47Rebecca, get out.
01:04:48I apologize, sir.
01:04:51I came to tell you we're officially tying the poles.
01:04:54We'll see you in the morning.
01:04:58Did you hear that?
01:05:00Just a few more days without any scandals,
01:05:02and you'll be a U.S. senator.
01:05:05I think it calls for some celebration.
01:05:06I'm sorry.
01:05:08I worry.
01:05:14Farm girl, give me a pen quickly.
01:05:18Your finger is injured, just like...
01:05:20Excuse me.
01:05:21No, why would you fire me?
01:05:23I'm the one who set it up.
01:05:24I called Beth.
01:05:25Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come,
01:05:28but Sarah convinced me to.
01:05:30Holy shit.
01:05:34Holy shit.
01:05:37You are Beth.
01:05:39Becca, please keep your voice down.
01:05:41You lying slut!
01:05:44I don't know how it works on the corn farm,
01:05:46but in the real world,
01:05:48there are consequences.
01:05:50Do you know what this means?
01:05:53A candidate for Senate
01:05:55sleeping with his intern?
01:05:57This will be a huge scandal.
01:06:00Christopher will lose the election.
01:06:02Thank you for the reminder,
01:06:03but no one will know if you don't...
01:06:05How did a dumb,
01:06:08poor farm girl like you
01:06:10seduce the hottest,
01:06:12most eligible bachelor in the state?
01:06:14Did you drug him or something?
01:06:17He should have been mine.
01:06:18Please keep your voice down.
01:06:21What is going on?
01:06:22I warned you about yelling at Sarah.
01:06:25I just found out you're sleeping with this slut.
01:06:28Not only is it shocking,
01:06:30it'll end your career.
01:06:33I know that you do not care about her,
01:06:36so just dump her now,
01:06:38and we'll figure it out.
01:06:39I don't care about her.
01:06:40I love her.
01:06:47I don't care about her.
01:06:51I love her.
01:06:54Sorry, I was on a call.
01:06:56What's going on here?
01:06:58Topher,
01:06:58I need your help finalizing this press release.
01:07:00Let's go.
01:07:02He should be mine,
01:07:03you stupid,
01:07:05lying,
01:07:06slutty,
01:07:07corn-growing hick.
01:07:08For the last time,
01:07:09my family grows Brussels sprouts.
01:07:12And remember what happened
01:07:13the last time you called me a hick?
01:07:14Topher threatened to fire you.
01:07:17Just think what my boyfriend
01:07:18will do when he finds out.
01:07:21Oh, no.
01:07:23Poor girl,
01:07:23you should really be more careful.
01:07:24I'm fine.
01:07:32I'm okay.
01:07:34Did you do this?
01:07:36What?
01:07:38No,
01:07:39of course not.
01:07:40I warned you,
01:07:41Rebecca.
01:07:42If the hick says I pushed her,
01:07:44she's lying.
01:07:45I warned you
01:07:46about the name-calling.
01:07:48I will not tolerate
01:07:49members of my staff being cruel.
01:07:51I didn't.
01:07:52Enough!
01:07:52You're fired.
01:07:55What?
01:07:57That stupid bitch lied.
01:08:00No, Topher,
01:08:01you can't fire your senior staff
01:08:02this close to election night.
01:08:04Yes, I can.
01:08:05You evil bitch.
01:08:07I'll make you pay.
01:08:10This is a big mistake.
01:08:15I will always protect you, Sarah.
01:08:18I know, Topher,
01:08:19but aren't you worried
01:08:20now that she knows
01:08:21that she's going to go
01:08:22and tell Senator Hesler
01:08:24and the media
01:08:24you're sleeping with your intern?
01:08:26As long as I can be with you.
01:08:28What?
01:08:29Don't worry.
01:08:30Rebecca's just jealous.
01:08:32She cares about this campaign
01:08:33too much to destroy it.
01:08:35I don't care about that right now.
01:08:37All I care about is you.
01:08:39Did you mean it
01:08:40when you said that you loved me?
01:08:44Of course I did.
01:08:45I love you, Sarah.
01:08:49I love you too.
01:08:57Sarah,
01:08:59let me think about this line
01:09:00for the debate smell.
01:09:04I like it.
01:09:06Glad you like it.
01:09:06I think that's enough input
01:09:13from the intern.
01:09:15We have an election tomorrow
01:09:16and a debate against Hesler
01:09:18in a couple of hours.
01:09:20No more distractions.
01:09:22Let's go.
01:09:25Come on,
01:09:25get your head in the game.
01:09:26I'm trusting you.
01:09:27I'm going to round up her.
01:09:29Sarah, would you care to join us?
01:09:30No, Topher,
01:09:31she's not coming.
01:09:32You're engaged to bet.
01:09:34I'm not going to let the media
01:09:35see the lusty ways
01:09:36you look at your intern.
01:09:38She's not coming.
01:09:46When he goes low,
01:09:48you go high.
01:09:49In the debate,
01:09:50I need you to emphasize
01:09:51love over hate.
01:09:53Hate, right here.
01:09:54Get that?
01:09:55Yeah.
01:09:56Where's Sarah?
01:10:02Hi, I'm Sarah
01:10:07from the Christopher Stenet campaign.
01:10:09He's expecting me.
01:10:10Sarah, yes.
01:10:12Here you are.
01:10:14Hmm?
01:10:15His campaign manager
01:10:16specifically told me
01:10:17to keep you out.
01:10:18Go away.
01:10:19But...
01:10:29Hi, I'm here
01:10:30for my fiancé's interview.
01:10:31My name is Sarah.
01:10:32I know you are.
01:10:33You're Beth.
01:10:34Please.
01:10:35Go right in.
01:10:36Oh,
01:10:36and good luck tonight.
01:10:40Sarah,
01:10:41I'm so glad you're here.
01:10:43You're my good luck, chum.
01:10:49Sorry, Beth.
01:10:50Wait.
01:10:53Sarah?
01:10:54You're sleeping with your intern?
01:10:56Oh my God.
01:10:58Beth doesn't even exist.
01:10:59It's been Sarah
01:11:00this whole time?
01:11:01Calm down.
01:11:03I ordered you
01:11:04not to come here.
01:11:06You're a scandal
01:11:07waiting to happen.
01:11:08We're in love.
01:11:09He wants me
01:11:09at this debate.
01:11:10You're stupid.
01:11:11Hey!
01:11:13That's my girl.
01:11:15Your girl?
01:11:16Jesus, Topher,
01:11:17this is a disaster.
01:11:19You've let this
01:11:19little farm girl
01:11:20hijack your entire campaign.
01:11:22Dump her now
01:11:24and kick her out
01:11:26or I'll resign
01:11:27as your campaign manager.
01:11:30Sarah,
01:11:32the election is in two days.
01:11:34I can't do this
01:11:35without a brilliant campaign manager.
01:11:37Congratulations, Sarah.
01:11:39You're my new campaign manager.
01:11:41What?
01:11:42Your services
01:11:42are no longer needed.
01:11:43good luck winning
01:11:46without me.
01:11:51Listen.
01:11:53Go out there.
01:11:55Take Senator Hussler's back.
01:12:03Hey,
01:12:03warm slut.
01:12:06Becca,
01:12:07Topher fired you.
01:12:07What are you doing?
01:12:08Are you didn't hear?
01:12:09I'm working for
01:12:11Senator Hussler now
01:12:12and I told him everything.
01:12:15How Topher is sleeping
01:12:15with you,
01:12:17his intern.
01:12:20This debate
01:12:21is about to be
01:12:21a bloodbath.
01:12:23Becca,
01:12:24I can't believe
01:12:24you defected
01:12:25to the enemy
01:12:26because you hate me
01:12:26that much.
01:12:28You really are spineless.
01:12:29What are you going
01:12:30to do about it,
01:12:31farm girl?
01:12:32Try and fight me?
01:12:34No.
01:12:35I don't fight.
01:12:37I go to war.
01:12:39We are live
01:12:40for the Senate debate
01:12:41between Senator Hussler
01:12:42and his challenger,
01:12:44Christopher Stinnett.
01:12:47That's a lie,
01:12:48Senator.
01:12:49We saw you fire a gun
01:12:50indoors
01:12:51at a press conference.
01:12:53We all saw the video.
01:12:54What video?
01:12:56If there was a video
01:12:58with an AI fake,
01:13:01whew,
01:13:02you are really
01:13:03getting nasty
01:13:04in the dirt
01:13:05like a farm girl.
01:13:09You and your boyfriend
01:13:10are about to be
01:13:11drowning in scandal.
01:13:13And speaking of
01:13:14farm girls,
01:13:16you have one
01:13:17as your intern,
01:13:18right?
01:13:19Stinnett,
01:13:20are you sleeping
01:13:21with your intern?
01:13:22You are having
01:13:27an unethical,
01:13:29immoral,
01:13:30disgusting,
01:13:32torture affair
01:13:34with one of your employees,
01:13:36your intern!
01:13:38I...
01:13:39Hang on.
01:13:41No.
01:13:42This.
01:13:43What are you smiling about?
01:13:49Your boyfriend
01:13:50is about to be destroyed.
01:13:53Topher sees the best
01:13:55in people.
01:13:56But on the farm,
01:13:57I learned to trust my gut.
01:13:59I knew you would do
01:14:00something desperate
01:14:00when he fired you.
01:14:02So I prepared for this.
01:14:05You rang, Sarah?
01:14:07How the hell
01:14:08can a maid help you?
01:14:09All you have to do
01:14:12is tell the truth.
01:14:22Candy?
01:14:23I mean,
01:14:23who are you?
01:14:24You have spent
01:14:25your entire campaign
01:14:26mocking and demeaning women.
01:14:28Now it's time for me
01:14:30to give you a taste
01:14:30of your own medicine.
01:14:33Aw, come on,
01:14:35Senator H.
01:14:35You know me.
01:14:37I didn't sleep
01:14:39with your opponent
01:14:40like you paid me to.
01:14:42But I sure did sleep
01:14:44with you, big boy.
01:14:48I am a religious,
01:14:50moral family man
01:14:51and I did not have sex
01:14:53with this woman.
01:15:03Now turn that damn thing off!
01:15:06We have a bigger scandal
01:15:07right here.
01:15:08Tofu is not only
01:15:10screwing his intern,
01:15:12his fiancée isn't real.
01:15:15He lied,
01:15:16he lied,
01:15:17he lied.
01:15:18Christopher's in it.
01:15:20He slept with his intern,
01:15:22then he lied to all of you
01:15:23to pretend that his fiancée
01:15:25was a socialite.
01:15:27Ha!
01:15:27After we destroy
01:15:33your life tonight,
01:15:34you'll have no choice
01:15:35but to run home
01:15:36to your little corn farm.
01:15:38I...
01:15:38I, I, I...
01:15:39You lied!
01:15:41Admit it!
01:15:42And then drop out
01:15:43of this race
01:15:44in disgrace!
01:15:45Fool!
01:15:46You're right.
01:15:55I wasn't honest
01:15:56about my personal life.
01:15:59You all deserve
01:16:00the truth
01:16:01straight from me.
01:16:02Scandal!
01:16:04Godless,
01:16:05unethical,
01:16:06immoral,
01:16:07lying!
01:16:08S-O-B!
01:16:10I did lie.
01:16:12But the difference
01:16:13between us,
01:16:14you lied for cruelty
01:16:16and power.
01:16:18I did it for love.
01:16:22Sarah,
01:16:23I love you
01:16:24and I want everyone
01:16:24to know it.
01:16:26I care more about you
01:16:27than I care about
01:16:28winning this election.
01:16:30Will you please
01:16:31come on to the debate
01:16:32stage with me?
01:16:33He wants me
01:16:34to go on national TV?
01:16:36Don't do it, Heck.
01:16:37I can do this.
01:16:39For Topher.
01:16:45What in the hell
01:16:47are you doing?
01:16:48This is a TPD,
01:16:50a televised
01:16:51political debate.
01:16:52You can't bring props.
01:16:53You think all women
01:16:54are objects?
01:16:57Sarah is not
01:16:58promising.
01:17:00This is highly
01:17:01irregular.
01:17:02This is cheating.
01:17:03This is rigging
01:17:04the election.
01:17:05And this girl's
01:17:06got no...
01:17:07No.
01:17:08My name is Sarah,
01:17:09not girl.
01:17:11You want to talk
01:17:12about rights?
01:17:14You've been fighting
01:17:15to take away
01:17:16women's rights,
01:17:17Senator.
01:17:17You've demeaned
01:17:18and degraded women
01:17:19for far too long.
01:17:21Shut up.
01:17:22Sit down, woman!
01:17:24No.
01:17:25I'm showing you
01:17:26what it's like
01:17:27to finally have
01:17:28a powerful woman
01:17:28stand up to you,
01:17:29you sexist girl.
01:17:33Give him hell, babe.
01:17:35I'm not his intern.
01:17:37I'm his campaign manager.
01:17:40What?
01:17:41When I first met
01:17:42this woman,
01:17:43it was a case
01:17:43of mistaken identity.
01:17:45I didn't know
01:17:46she was my intern,
01:17:47and she didn't know
01:17:48I was her boss.
01:17:49Topher thought
01:17:50I was a socialite
01:17:51named Beth.
01:17:52And because
01:17:53Senator Hessler
01:17:54is a psychopath
01:17:55who was stalking
01:17:56Topher in an attempt
01:17:57to bring him down,
01:17:59I was afraid
01:18:00to create a scandal.
01:18:02So yes,
01:18:03I pretended
01:18:03to be Beth
01:18:04in public.
01:18:05But I didn't fall
01:18:06in love with Beth.
01:18:08I fell in love
01:18:09with Sarah.
01:18:10Some things
01:18:11are more important
01:18:11than elections,
01:18:12than politics.
01:18:15But I love you, Sarah.
01:18:16Win, win, or lose.
01:18:19I want to be with you.
01:18:20Oh, M.G.
01:18:22I am so confused.
01:18:24Is it Beth?
01:18:24Is it Sarah?
01:18:25Is it Clark Hand?
01:18:26Is it Spider-Man?
01:18:27Either way,
01:18:28you guys had
01:18:29an illicit affair
01:18:30and you lied
01:18:30about your engagement.
01:18:32For once, Senator,
01:18:33you're right.
01:18:35We're not engaged.
01:18:37But I'm here
01:18:38to correct that.
01:18:46Sarah, I love you.
01:18:51Whether I win
01:18:51or lose this election,
01:18:53I don't want
01:18:53to lose you.
01:18:55Will you marry me?
01:18:56Yes.
01:18:57Of course I'll marry you.
01:19:04Woo!
01:19:08Ah, no!
01:19:08I will have you
01:19:11criminally investigated.
01:19:13I've done it before.
01:19:15I've stolen
01:19:16so much money
01:19:17from the Senate.
01:19:19I'm rich
01:19:19and I'll use
01:19:20this money
01:19:21to destroy you
01:19:22and to bribe prosecutors
01:19:23to investigate you.
01:19:26Ha!
01:19:27No!
01:19:28Senator,
01:19:29stop talking!
01:19:31It's about time
01:19:32you admitted
01:19:33to your crime,
01:19:33Senator.
01:19:35Hey, I didn't mean it.
01:19:37It's all taken
01:19:38out of context.
01:19:40If you see
01:19:40a clip of me
01:19:41on some video
01:19:42admitting crimes,
01:19:44it is a fake
01:19:45AI video!
01:19:47A chief fake
01:19:47fake news!
01:19:48Good!
01:19:49Do commercial!
01:19:50No!
01:19:50What?
01:19:51What?
01:20:02Senator,
01:20:03we can figure this out.
01:20:05Silence,
01:20:05you incompetent woman!
01:20:07Go!
01:20:08Talk to the media!
01:20:09Get them
01:20:11to report
01:20:12stenich!
01:20:13Scandal!
01:20:14I tried.
01:20:15They don't care.
01:20:17They love him
01:20:17and his
01:20:18farm girl love story.
01:20:19Farm girl?
01:20:20Ooh,
01:20:21that is kind of hot.
01:20:23I can't lose
01:20:23this election!
01:20:26Oh,
01:20:26shark!
01:20:27Oh,
01:20:27shark!
01:20:28Oh,
01:20:28I've made a huge mistake.
01:20:31She gave him a nice
01:20:33year to see it.
01:20:34Oh,
01:20:34the volcano's erupted.
01:20:35No matter what happens,
01:20:37we ran a good campaign.
01:20:39I'm forever grateful
01:20:40for all of you who helped.
01:20:43No regrets.
01:20:45You crushed Senator Hessler
01:20:46in the debate,
01:20:47but he has a big base
01:20:48of support.
01:20:50This will be an extremely
01:20:51close election.
01:20:5350-50 coin toss.
01:20:55You need to relax.
01:20:57Come on.
01:20:57As your campaign manager,
01:21:04I disagree with the staff.
01:21:06The voters don't want
01:21:07cruelty.
01:21:08They want hope.
01:21:10I think you'll win
01:21:11in a landslide.
01:21:13I hope so.
01:21:14But if I lose,
01:21:16it's not your fault.
01:21:17No matter what,
01:21:18I still love you
01:21:19and I can't wait
01:21:19to marry you.
01:21:21Me too.
01:21:22But you won't lose.
01:21:24An election this close
01:21:25took hours
01:21:26for the results
01:21:27to come in.
01:21:29I think I will know
01:21:29what we can do
01:21:30to kill some time again.
01:21:33They're about to call it.
01:21:39Senator Hessler
01:21:40has been defeated.
01:21:42It is a landslide
01:21:44for Christopher Stinnett,
01:21:45our new U.S. senator.
01:21:50Yes!
01:21:50Yeah!
01:21:53Yes!
01:21:55Mr. Senator-elect.
01:22:00Sarah,
01:22:02he won because of you.
01:22:04You were right.
01:22:06Congratulations,
01:22:07both of you.
01:22:08Great victory
01:22:09and a great victory.
01:22:14Yes!
01:22:16Yeah!
01:22:22Senator,
01:22:24she's coming.
01:22:24I'm the luckiest man
01:22:34in Washington
01:22:35because I have you.
01:22:37Why not?
01:22:41I'm a lucky woman.
01:22:43When I left the farm,
01:22:44I wanted to help
01:22:45change the world.
01:22:46But I never imagined
01:22:48I would end up here.
01:22:49Okay,
01:22:50let's get to the end.
01:22:51I now pronounce you
01:22:52senator and wife.
01:23:00Woo!
01:23:01Woo!
01:23:02Yeah!
01:23:03Yeah!
01:23:05Mrs. Senator,
01:23:07the honeymoon can wait.
01:23:09First,
01:23:10let's change the world.
01:23:13Get us a copy
01:23:14of our women's right amendment.
01:23:15Let's make this thing
01:23:16into law.
01:23:17Yeah!
01:23:18Yeah!
01:23:18Woo!
01:23:19Yeah!
01:23:19Woo!