The singer was spotted strutting into LAX Sunday, proudly declaring that chugging down on the specialty Chinese herb cocktail was a fang-tastic approach to clear her throat and make her a better vocalissst.
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00:01The new music is fire, Jessica. Honestly, it's so good.
00:05Have you really listened to it? I have listened to it, yes.
00:08Oh yeah, it's Jessica Simpson at LAX, and her new music is awesome, and it's all thanks to a horny snake.
00:18Okay, someone's going to need to explain this one.
00:21She released a video to Instagram saying that she drinks a Chinese herbal cocktail with snake sperm to improve her vocal cords.
00:28So, if you want a good vocal, you've got to drink snake sperm.
00:32Wait a minute, is this a thing?
00:33Yes.
00:33Yes.
00:34How do you get it out of a snake?
00:35You light a candle, turn on a little python hub, then...
00:39Hold on, this is all a joke, right Jess?
00:41I mean, it just really clears my throat. I'm just a great singer when I have snakes.
00:46All right.
00:47Damn, so it is true.
00:49Can you buy it?
00:50We can't find it. I've been looking for it.
00:52I feel like this doesn't exist. Courtney and I looked online for hours. We could not find anything on Amazon.
00:58You were searching snake sperm for hours?
01:01A woman's work is never done.
01:03But if snake sperm is so hard to find...
01:06Maybe I'll make my own.
01:07Develop your own brand? I was going to say that. Are you? Would you do that?
01:10Sure. I should do that.
01:12All right. Now Jessica just needs some snakes to...
01:16Well, you know.
01:17Those snakes are so happy.
01:19The snakes line up at the pet store against the window.
01:23The snakes are like, pick me.
01:24Cobras are like, yeah.
01:25So thanks, Jess.
01:28Enjoy your Cobra cocktails.