Married For Greencard, Stayed For Love - Full Movie
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00:00:00We're engaged, David. Why can't we get married sooner rather than later? You know I just
00:00:14got laid off. My work visa expires in 60 days. I'm going to get deported.
00:00:18Don't put that on my shoulders. It's not my responsibility.
00:00:22What? How could you say that? We've been together for two years. We're already living
00:00:33together. If we were going to get married eventually, why can't it be now?
00:00:37See, that's the problem. I don't want to marry you. Ever.
00:00:40What? The truth is, I'm already seeing someone
00:00:45else. Who?
00:00:46It doesn't matter, Leslie. Let's break up. Please move out of my apartment. Now.
00:00:51Don't cry, Leslie. Not in front of this cheating asshole.
00:00:58Leslie! Look, I'm sorry. It's just that you don't really bring anything to the table.
00:01:14I deserve someone better. Fuck you, David.
00:01:17Yeah, whatever. Good luck finding a man willing to marry you.
00:01:47Miss Madison? Are you going somewhere? I can give you a ride. Let's meet with you
00:02:08in private. Leslie! Leslie! Who is this?
00:02:17This is my new boyfriend. He's hotter than you, richer than you, and has a bigger dick
00:02:23than you. So you're the one who's getting dumped, David.
00:02:37I'm sorry about that. This is so embarrassing. I get laid off, dumped, and kicked out all
00:02:47in the same day. And now I'm crying in a stranger's car. Wait, who are you?
00:02:57Mr. Williams, I really cannot disclose who the bone marrow match for your brother is.
00:03:02The person's already refused the donation. There's nothing else I can do.
00:03:08You say this person's the only match for my brother?
00:03:12Correct. Then you must know I have no recourse.
00:03:17This person doesn't donate. My brother dies. You swore an oath to save lives. Please, save
00:03:25my brother. Leslie Madison, the donor. Miss Madison, my name is Simon Williams.
00:03:42Leslie, just call me Leslie. Leslie, I need your help. I need you to save
00:03:48my brother. I don't know about this. When the doctor called, he said it was going to
00:03:59be multiple rounds of bone marrow donation. Why did you put your name on the donor's list
00:04:04if you're not going to donate? Should I tell him I developed trypanophobia?
00:04:10If I see needles, I'm going to faint. I just, I don't feel comfortable anymore. Isn't there
00:04:17anyone else? No, you're the only one. My brother. His name is James. He should be in college
00:04:30instead of lying here at death's door. Parents died when we were really young. We were raised
00:04:35by our grandmother. Leslie, without your bone marrow, he only has a few more months to live.
00:04:42Yes, money. How could I forget? Money, of course. I can give you whatever you want.
00:04:49You name it, I'll make it happen. Marriage? What did you just say? Are you an American
00:05:01citizen? Yes, of course. Then marry me, and I'll make the donation.
00:05:07You can help me get a green card, and I'll donate my bone marrow to your brother. Then
00:05:12we divorce, get separated, go our separate ways, win-win.
00:05:16Does she know who I am? Does she want to marry into the Williams family?
00:05:21Let me get this straight. You want to marry me for a green card?
00:05:28Yes. Why?
00:05:32For a green card?
00:05:35Yes. Why else would I marry a stranger? Look, my visa is expiring in 60 days, and if I get
00:05:42deported, I won't be able to help your brother anyway. So, what do you say?
00:05:53Okay. Deal.
00:06:02Sorry.
00:06:07We just need to do a blood test to confirm, and if everything goes well, we can start
00:06:11the bone marrow transplant within two weeks.
00:06:13Miss Madison, do you prefer the left or the right arm?
00:06:22Hey, are you okay?
00:06:24Yeah, um, you can use this one.
00:06:45Come on, Leslie. You gotta pull through. You can't get deported. Mom and Dad are counting
00:06:52on you.
00:06:58Are you okay? You seem like you're about to faint.
00:07:01Um, I'm...
00:07:03Hey, don't look at her. Look at me.
00:07:10I'll tell you a secret. I'm definitely afraid of bugs. I mean, I know I'm a big guy, but
00:07:17when I see one, I squirm like a little girl. This one time, I was in, like, this huge meeting,
00:07:22and this spider, like, came out of the ceiling, and he landed on my arm, and then he started
00:07:27crawling up, and I ran out the door and peed my pants.
00:07:33And we're done. See, that wasn't so bad, right?
00:07:38I didn't even tell it was already over.
00:07:47Okay.
00:07:55Eunice?
00:07:58So this is your aunt's place?
00:08:01Yeah, on my mother's side.
00:08:05I really need to find a new living arrangement soon. Uncle Toby won't be happy that I'm here.
00:08:12Well, I can pick you up tomorrow.
00:08:14I have to get married.
00:08:16Oh, no, no, no. I'll get there myself. 9am, City Hall. I'll be there.
00:08:22Okay.
00:08:27Goodnight.
00:08:28Goodnight, Simon.
00:08:33You what? Marry her? Tomorrow?
00:08:37It's the only way to save James.
00:08:39So, the money's not enough. She wants to be part of the Williams family.
00:08:45Simon, she's a gold digger.
00:08:47I don't think she knows who I am. I think she just wants to move here so she can get a green card.
00:08:52So that way she can stay in this country.
00:08:55Plus, it'd be a great way for me to keep watch to make sure James recovers.
00:08:59Keep it that way. Don't let her find out your real identity.
00:09:04You cannot let the public know about this.
00:09:07If they find out you married an immigrant, our stocks will plummet.
00:09:11So, once James recovers, divorce her and marry Mia White.
00:09:21Simon!
00:09:22Here is your breakfast, Uncle Timothy.
00:09:28Hey, loser! Where's my coffee?
00:09:31Hailey, what's the matter with you? Don't talk to your cousin like that.
00:09:35She's not wrong.
00:09:37How are you?
00:09:38I'm fine.
00:09:39I'm fine.
00:09:40I'm fine.
00:09:41I'm fine.
00:09:42I'm fine.
00:09:43I'm fine.
00:09:44I'm fine.
00:09:45I'm fine.
00:09:46I'm fine.
00:09:47I'm fine.
00:09:48I'm fine.
00:09:49I'm fine.
00:09:50I'm fine.
00:09:51How long are you staying here anyways?
00:09:53You're a grown-ass adult.
00:09:55I'm not housing and feeding you for free.
00:09:57Tabby!
00:09:58Where is she going to go?
00:09:59She lost her job, got dumped and now she's homeless.
00:10:03Ignore them, sweetheart.
00:10:05Stay as long as you need to.
00:10:09I'll find a place soon and I'll pay you guys back for food and rent.
00:10:12As soon as I get a job.
00:10:18Oh, crap!
00:10:19I have somewhere important to be.
00:10:21Wait, no breakfast?
00:10:22Important my ass.
00:10:23Where's someone like her going to go?
00:10:29This is not funny.
00:10:37Finally!
00:10:38My ticket to this great country.
00:10:44I mean it.
00:10:45You're welcome.
00:10:48Hey.
00:10:50If there's nothing else, I can give you a ride or something.
00:10:52Actually, there is something else.
00:11:03I made a checklist.
00:11:05I need to take a look.
00:11:09Number one, open a joint bank account.
00:11:11Number two, host a small wedding with family for photos.
00:11:15Number three, go on dates and post on social media.
00:11:19What's all this for?
00:11:21A marriage certificate is not enough.
00:11:23I need this to look realistic.
00:11:25We need to prove the authenticity of our marriage to the immigration officer with lots of photos.
00:11:30Oh, and don't worry about the bank account.
00:11:32We just need to put a little money together.
00:11:38That's not enough.
00:11:39What?
00:11:50Move in?
00:11:52Together?
00:11:54Yes.
00:11:59Move in?
00:12:01Together?
00:12:02Yes.
00:12:03If you want to make this look believable, we're going to have to move in together.
00:12:06That's what married people do, right?
00:12:08That would solve my living arrangement problems.
00:12:12But moving in with a stranger?
00:12:15And as for the rest of the checklist,
00:12:17And as for the rest of the checklist,
00:12:19I got it taken care of. Don't worry about it.
00:12:23Oh, and let's have the wedding a week from now.
00:12:26That gives me time to prep and we can move in together after the wedding.
00:12:30Sound good?
00:12:34Wow, you are really on top of it.
00:12:38I just feel bad making you do all of this work.
00:12:41Don't worry about it.
00:12:43I just need you to stay healthy.
00:12:46A brother's life depends on it.
00:12:50Oh, Simon, there's one more thing.
00:12:53What is it?
00:12:55I don't have a lot of money right now,
00:12:57so if it's okay,
00:13:00can you pay for the wedding bills and...
00:13:02Don't even worry about the money.
00:13:04I think I got it covered.
00:13:05No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:06I have to pitch in. I can't just leech off of you.
00:13:08I'll pay you back as soon as I find a new job.
00:13:11Okay, deal.
00:13:13Okay, let's do this.
00:13:30Good morning, Mr. Williams.
00:13:33You have a board meeting at 11.30 a.m.
00:13:35Then you have a lunch with the executive team.
00:13:37Then later in the afternoon, you have a meeting with Mr. J at Crazy Maple Studio
00:13:41to discuss their latest app, Real Short.
00:13:44Real Short, the media streaming platform?
00:13:46Yes, it's really popular right now.
00:13:48And it's soaring on both iOS and Google Play charts.
00:13:51Set the meeting room up for Mr. J's arrival.
00:13:53It'd be great if he accepts our investment.
00:13:56Oh, and one more thing.
00:13:58Of course. What do you need, sir?
00:13:59I need you to find me a modest house in a great neighborhood.
00:14:01And then I need a new car.
00:14:03Something like a Mercedes would be fine.
00:14:04And lastly, I need you to book me a wedding venue a week from now.
00:14:09Uh, okay. Anything else?
00:14:11Actually, yes. Hold on a minute.
00:14:29Who's that?
00:14:34Who's that?
00:14:35That's Mia White, heiress of the White family.
00:14:37I hear she's going to be engaged to Mr. Williams soon.
00:14:40But she's not even that pretty.
00:14:42Yeah, but who cares? She's worth billions.
00:14:45I hear T9 is going to merge with White Group.
00:14:47What does that mean for us?
00:14:49Pay raise.
00:14:53Mr. J, it was great talking to you today.
00:14:55And I guarantee you that T6 is going to take your company to the next level.
00:15:00Yes, yes, of course.
00:15:07Okay.
00:15:09Um, talk to you next week.
00:15:12Hi, Simon.
00:15:14Um...
00:15:16Mia, what are you doing here?
00:15:19You haven't called or texted.
00:15:22You know, I've been busy.
00:15:33Your grandmother wanted me to check up on you.
00:15:37It's almost 5.30. We should go grab dinner.
00:15:40I made us reservations at Joel Rovachan.
00:15:44Your favorite.
00:15:45I, uh...
00:15:47I've got somewhere else to be.
00:15:48Where?
00:15:50Bring me.
00:15:54Mia.
00:15:56Go home.
00:16:00Simon!
00:16:08Hey, Aunt Marie.
00:16:09Yes?
00:16:11I need to tell you something.
00:16:12Alright.
00:16:14I got married this morning.
00:16:16That's nice, dear.
00:16:18Wait, what?
00:16:19I thought you and David broke up.
00:16:22I can't tell Aunt Marie the truth.
00:16:24She'll freak out and tell my parents.
00:16:26It'll just cause more drama back home.
00:16:28Um, I actually met this guy a while back.
00:16:30And we recently reconnected and headed off.
00:16:33Plus, you know my visa situation.
00:16:36Yeah, but marriage?
00:16:38Already?
00:16:39Well, what's his name?
00:16:41How old is he?
00:16:42What's he do for a living?
00:16:45When's dinner?
00:16:46I'm so hungry I could eat a hippopotamus.
00:16:49I'm so hungry I could eat a hippopotamus.
00:16:51I'm so hungry I could eat a hippopotamus.
00:16:53I'm so hungry I could eat a hippopotamus.
00:16:55I'm so hungry I could eat a hippopotamus.
00:16:57I'm so hungry I could eat a hippopotamus.
00:16:59Almost.
00:17:00Patty.
00:17:03This conversation's not over yet, Missy.
00:17:06Don't worry, Aunt Marie. I'll be fine.
00:17:10This conversation's not over yet, Missy.
00:17:13Don't worry, Aunt Marie. I'll be fine.
00:17:16I'm done moving in with those Finchies.
00:17:19What?
00:17:21Wait, you seriously went and got yourself married?
00:17:24Who's the guy? Some homeless bubby found on the street?
00:17:26That's not nice.
00:17:27What? We all know she was marrying for the green card.
00:17:29She probably paid some homeless guy for it.
00:17:33First of all, his name is Simon.
00:17:35Second of all, he's actually a decent guy with a good job.
00:17:39Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it.
00:17:44I have to take this.
00:17:52Hey, is everything okay?
00:17:54Uh, what? I can't call and check on my wife?
00:17:59Of course you can, husband.
00:18:03I just get worried with James in the hospital and everything.
00:18:06No, everything's great with James.
00:18:09The doctor gave us the green light for the bone marrow donation.
00:18:11So that's going to happen in two weeks.
00:18:15The doctor gave us the green light for the bone marrow donation.
00:18:17So that's going to happen in two weeks.
00:18:19Okay.
00:18:21Don't worry.
00:18:22Don't worry.
00:18:23I'm going to be with you every step of the way.
00:18:28Actually, I was calling about something else from the checklist.
00:18:33You said that you wanted a small wedding,
00:18:35so I was thinking maybe we should go wedding dress shopping
00:18:38and then maybe buy some rings.
00:18:40Hey, listen, don't worry. I'm going to pay for everything.
00:18:46No need.
00:18:47I'm broke and I'll just find something online.
00:18:50We're just going to use it for props anyway,
00:18:52so there's no reason to waste money.
00:18:53No, no, no, really. It's no problem at all.
00:18:55No, it's okay.
00:18:56I'll be busy tomorrow anyway.
00:18:58I have to apply for jobs.
00:19:00Oh, okay.
00:19:01I guess I'll see you tomorrow then.
00:19:03Have a good night.
00:19:07Wow, what an interesting girl.
00:19:09If she doesn't want to go shopping,
00:19:11I guess I'm going to have to bring the shopping to her.
00:19:15He's such a sweet guy.
00:19:20Um, who are you?
00:19:22Hi, I'm Joey from Style Public Relations.
00:19:25Is there a Miss Madison living here?
00:19:29Leslie, there's someone at the door for you.
00:19:33Hi, I'm Leslie Madison.
00:19:37Great, then let's get started.
00:19:45Hi, I'm Joey from Style Public Relations.
00:19:48Hi.
00:20:06Wow, spectacular.
00:20:08That is amazing.
00:20:11What a vision.
00:20:13I love it.
00:20:15How are you even going to afford all this?
00:20:17You don't even pay us rent.
00:20:21Hayley.
00:20:26I love it.
00:20:28How are you even going to afford all this?
00:20:30You don't even pay us rent.
00:20:34Hayley.
00:20:36All of this looks lovely, but she's right.
00:20:39I don't think I can afford any of it.
00:20:43Oh, don't worry.
00:20:44Your husband already paid.
00:20:45Just pick whatever you like.
00:20:47Oh, I almost forgot.
00:20:49Susie, show her the shoes.
00:20:51Got it.
00:20:52Here, Miss Madison, let's try these on.
00:20:54This was a special order.
00:20:55Paid for already as well.
00:20:57Where are those limited edition?
00:20:59Let me try them on.
00:21:01Hayley, what are you doing?
00:21:02Wait a minute.
00:21:05Um, these are a custom order for Miss Madison.
00:21:08The shoes are in her size.
00:21:38How did Simon even know my shoe size?
00:21:46Oh.
00:21:50I love them.
00:22:02I'm glad you like them.
00:22:04Simon.
00:22:06How are you?
00:22:07Firstly, this is your husband.
00:22:09Um, yeah.
00:22:11This is Simon.
00:22:13What the actual fuck?
00:22:16This is Simon.
00:22:18Simon, this is my aunt's family.
00:22:20We have Aunt Marie, Uncle Toby, and my cousin Hayley.
00:22:25Well, it's a pleasure to meet all of you.
00:22:27Let's do dinner on me next time.
00:22:29Sounds good, Simon.
00:22:30But today, I have to plan for a beautiful wedding with my wife.
00:22:35Joey, we're all done here?
00:22:36Yes, Mr. Williams, we're all done here.
00:22:39Shall we?
00:22:46Okay.
00:22:58Wait.
00:23:00What happened to your Rolls Royce?
00:23:02I'm not that rich.
00:23:04The car's just a rental.
00:23:12Wait.
00:23:13What happened to your Rolls Royce?
00:23:16I'm not that rich.
00:23:17The car's just a rental.
00:23:44Simon, what is this place?
00:23:49She thinks this house is nice.
00:23:51I told Ted to find a modest place.
00:23:53This is where I'll be living.
00:23:55As a married couple.
00:24:13This is where I'll be living.
00:24:15As a married couple.
00:24:23I know it's not much, but it's our new home.
00:24:26Wait, not much?
00:24:29What are you talking about?
00:24:31This place is so nice.
00:24:34What are you, like a secret millionaire or something?
00:24:38I don't own it, I just rent it.
00:24:41How much do you pay for rent?
00:24:43I don't know if I can afford half.
00:24:45It's kind of expensive.
00:24:47I would never ask a woman to pay half.
00:24:49Especially if that woman's my wife.
00:24:51Yeah, but I'm not your real wife.
00:24:54Of course I'm going to help you pay rent.
00:24:55We can discuss it later.
00:24:57I want to go over some wedding details with you.
00:25:00I'm at a reservation at Sunset Resort next Saturday.
00:25:03Sunset Resort?
00:25:05Isn't that place like five grand an hour?
00:25:09No, no, no, no.
00:25:11Can we please just have a backyard wedding?
00:25:15He is perfect.
00:25:18You want a backyard wedding?
00:25:22Yeah, just photos for the immigration officer.
00:25:25You're spending money like you're a billionaire.
00:25:29What do you even do for a living?
00:25:33Um...
00:25:37What do you even do for a living?
00:25:41Um...
00:25:44I'm just a software engineer.
00:25:47Ah, so that's why you can afford all of this.
00:25:51Anyway, yes, please can we just do a small wedding?
00:25:54It's giving me anxiety just thinking about it.
00:25:57As you wish. Feel free to invite some friends.
00:25:59You're right. I should call Teresa.
00:26:02We're going to need some witnesses.
00:26:04I can't believe you went from breakup to married in like 72 hours.
00:26:09Well, he needed my bone marrow and I needed a green card.
00:26:13Good crowbar.
00:26:15Ah, you know this sounds exactly like the plot of a real short TV show.
00:26:22What's his name?
00:26:24Simon Williams.
00:26:27Simon Williams?
00:26:29As in Billionaire?
00:26:30Simon Williams?
00:26:32As in Billionaire?
00:26:34CEO Simon Williams?
00:26:38As in Billionaire?
00:26:40CEO Simon Williams?
00:26:43Of course not.
00:26:45Simon Williams is a very common name.
00:26:47Are you sure?
00:26:49Because Simon Williams is super elusive.
00:26:51There are barely any photos of him on the internet.
00:26:54I think I would know if I was marrying a billionaire.
00:26:58He's just a regular software engineer.
00:27:00I'm sure he makes plenty of money with that job, but he's no billionaire.
00:27:06Yeah, I guess you're right. That would be insane.
00:27:10I wish.
00:27:11Okay, next question.
00:27:13Is he hot?
00:27:15Major eye candy.
00:27:17You'll see when you meet him at the wedding.
00:27:20The wedding!
00:27:22Should we cheer?
00:27:23Yes, let's do it.
00:27:25Thank you, Lucy.
00:27:27Oh, that is so cute.
00:27:29So cute.
00:27:30Again, again.
00:27:31Okay.
00:27:37You may take as many pictures of yourself as you wish.
00:27:41But do not post any photos of my grandson on the internet.
00:27:46Is that clear?
00:27:49But do not post any photos of my grandson on the internet.
00:27:54Just give me a second, okay?
00:28:03Hi.
00:28:04You must be Simon's grandmother.
00:28:06It's very nice to meet you.
00:28:09Let's cut the crap.
00:28:11I've seen hundreds of girls like you.
00:28:14And when this fake marriage fiasco is over, you'll be getting a divorce.
00:28:19Immediately.
00:28:20You'll be getting a divorce.
00:28:21Immediately.
00:28:23That was the agreement.
00:28:25Of course.
00:28:26If James' recovery goes without a hitch, we might think of giving you a little bit more.
00:28:33But don't even think about asking for anything extra.
00:28:36So you think I'm a gold digger?
00:28:39That couldn't be anything further from the truth.
00:28:42I came to this country when I was 21 all by myself on a work visa.
00:28:46And if my work visa wasn't expiring, I wouldn't even think to marry a stranger.
00:28:51So yes, I may be a poor, working class immigrant, but you cannot look down on my character.
00:28:58I am not a gold digger.
00:29:00Of course not.
00:29:03Grandma, could you not scare my bride away?
00:29:07She's very hard to find.
00:29:10Sorry about my grandmother.
00:29:11Simon!
00:29:12It's okay.
00:29:14I understand.
00:29:15She's a little senile.
00:29:24Shall we?
00:29:25Let's go.
00:29:32Thank you. Right there.
00:29:34Oh, I love it.
00:29:36Yes.
00:29:41Please. Perfect.
00:29:42Can you get this to her real quick?
00:29:44Yeah.
00:29:47Uh-huh.
00:29:49Perfect.
00:29:53Alright.
00:29:54Now, bride, can you lift your chin up for me just a little bit?
00:29:56Thank you. Right there.
00:29:58Okay.
00:29:59I'm gonna need you to smile for the camera.
00:30:03Not for me, but for the immigration officer.
00:30:05And look like you love me.
00:30:08Okay. Now, how about a kiss for the camera, huh?
00:30:14I think he's right.
00:30:17How's a wedding photo gonna be complete without a kiss?
00:30:45Man, I am so tired.
00:30:49Who would have thought even a small wedding would be so much work?
00:30:54Did you get enough photos?
00:30:56Oh, yeah.
00:30:59Teresa took some and your photographer was fantastic.
00:31:02He made us look super legit.
00:31:04Whoa, just legit?
00:31:06We look cute in these.
00:31:08Okay. Cute and legit.
00:31:11Oh, and your grandmother told me not to post anything on social media.
00:31:15Why is that?
00:31:17Yeah, it's because...
00:31:21we're just a private family.
00:31:24Hey, listen, I completely understand that you need to make this look legit.
00:31:28I'll just make a new Instagram and call it Leslie and Simon.
00:31:32And I'll post other photos there.
00:31:34Don't worry, I'll make it private.
00:31:37But it's for the immigration officer.
00:31:41That sounds good.
00:31:42Okay.
00:31:55Dr. Walker?
00:31:57Hey, slow down. Is everything okay?
00:32:02Hey, slow down. Is everything okay?
00:32:05Okay, we'll be right there.
00:32:06Okay, we'll be right there.
00:32:10Doctor?
00:32:12Something urgent has come up.
00:32:13We need to go into surgery right now.
00:32:14Follow me.
00:32:16Please, keep calling Dr. Kempf.
00:32:18Please try his receptionist and his wife.
00:32:22I'll apply a local anesthetic.
00:32:24But since this was sold last second,
00:32:26my anesthesiologist can't be here.
00:32:29Miss Madison,
00:32:31please lay down on your side
00:32:32and tuck your knees to your stomach.
00:32:41You're so brave.
00:32:43Thank you so much.
00:32:55Do you feel a sharp pain when the needle goes in?
00:32:57Hey, you're not helping.
00:32:59Here we go.
00:33:09Here we go.
00:33:11I have to pull through
00:33:13for Simon.
00:33:29I am so sorry.
00:33:49Leslie?
00:33:51Leslie!
00:33:59Hey.
00:34:03You're awake.
00:34:07How do you feel?
00:34:13My back kind of hurts,
00:34:15but other than that I feel fine.
00:34:19What happened?
00:34:20You passed out.
00:34:23But the doctor said you're going to be fine.
00:34:26Okay.
00:34:28What about your brother?
00:34:30Is everything okay?
00:34:32The bone marrow transfusion
00:34:34has been a success.
00:34:44All
00:34:46thanks to you.
00:34:52All
00:34:54thanks to you.
00:35:13I'm hungry.
00:35:16I'm sorry.
00:35:17I didn't think of that.
00:35:19Do you want something to eat?
00:35:21Maybe just a bag of fries.
00:35:25No, I think you need something more nutritional than that.
00:35:28Just, I need you to lay down.
00:35:29I'll be right back.
00:35:30Okay.
00:35:31Okay.
00:35:38Ted.
00:35:40I need to make some reservations at Epic.
00:35:45Hmm?
00:35:49Yes, clear the restaurant.
00:35:51All right.
00:36:20Oh, I am so full.
00:36:23This is the best meal I've ever had.
00:36:25You should try my cooking.
00:36:26I'm an excellent chef.
00:36:27You don't seem like the type.
00:36:28Well, there's a lot you don't know about me.
00:36:31Wife.
00:36:34You know,
00:36:35it's so strange.
00:36:37There's no one in here tonight.
00:36:39I thought this place was famous
00:36:41and the reservations were hard to come by.
00:36:43Well,
00:36:44just so happens I'm a friend of the chef
00:36:46and he owed me a favor.
00:36:47So,
00:36:48here we are.
00:36:49Good job, Mr. Williams.
00:36:51Well, glad you like it, Mrs. Williams.
00:36:54That is still so strange to hear.
00:36:57Oh, yeah, that reminds me.
00:36:59My friend told me earlier that
00:37:01you happen to have this same name
00:37:03as this billionaire CEO,
00:37:05Simon Williams.
00:37:10Just so we're on the same page.
00:37:12That isn't you, is it?
00:37:15Well, Leslie, uh...
00:37:16What do you mean you're close?
00:37:17Yeah, there's literally two people
00:37:19sitting right there.
00:37:20Yeah, private dining.
00:37:22Yeah, private dining, my ass.
00:37:28Wait,
00:37:29Leslie?
00:37:35Wait,
00:37:36Leslie?
00:37:39Wow.
00:37:41Look at you, Leslie.
00:37:44Looks like you snagged yourself a rich guy.
00:37:46I mean, I always knew you were after my money.
00:37:48I am so sorry, Mrs. Williams,
00:37:50for the disturbance.
00:37:52Oh,
00:37:53this is your ex-girlfriend.
00:37:55Yeah, Sarah.
00:37:57Me and Leslie, my
00:37:59loser ex.
00:38:00I mean, she clearly
00:38:02cheated on me with this dude.
00:38:04Who are you to judge me
00:38:06and call me a cheater?
00:38:10Simon, let's go.
00:38:12I would leave her if I was you.
00:38:14She's a skank.
00:38:15She's probably just trying to use you.
00:38:20What the fuck, you psycho?
00:38:22I'm gonna sue you.
00:38:24Baby, are you okay?
00:38:25No one calls my wife a skank.
00:38:29Make sure they're blacklisted.
00:38:30I want to hear them again.
00:38:42Thank you for
00:38:44what you did back there.
00:38:47But don't get yourself into trouble.
00:38:49Violence is not the answer.
00:38:51Well,
00:38:53of course it's not the answer, but
00:38:55it is the solution.
00:38:59You want to talk about it?
00:39:01What's there to talk about?
00:39:04I basically saw everything.
00:39:07He was my
00:39:08boyfriend of two years.
00:39:10We even got engaged.
00:39:13I asked him to help me
00:39:14and marry me.
00:39:16Instead he dumped me
00:39:18and got somebody better.
00:39:20Like Sarah.
00:39:21He doesn't deserve you.
00:39:24I just never want to be
00:39:25in that situation again.
00:39:28Begging someone to help me.
00:39:30Feeling so powerless.
00:39:32I want my fate
00:39:34to lie in my own hands.
00:39:39I know exactly what you mean.
00:39:42James plays piano.
00:39:48I felt so powerless when he got sick.
00:39:51I can't do anything.
00:39:53When the doctor showed me your photo,
00:39:57I had hope again.
00:40:11James plays piano.
00:40:42I'm sorry.
00:40:44I didn't mean to wake you.
00:40:45Morning.
00:40:47Would you like breakfast in bed?
00:40:50Are you offering me breakfast?
00:40:54I told you I'm a fantastic chef.
00:40:56Plus it gives me a chance to show off my cooking skills.
00:40:59Well, I'm quite the chef myself.
00:41:02Oh, well, a competition then.
00:41:05Oh, you're wrong.
00:41:07Oh yeah, something right here.
00:41:11James plays piano.
00:41:29This is the moment of truth.
00:41:32I try yours and you try mine.
00:41:34Here we go.
00:41:37Here we go.
00:41:41James plays piano.
00:41:50How is it?
00:41:55Oh, come on.
00:41:57I'm just kidding, it's delicious.
00:42:01It's actually really good.
00:42:12Oh, wow.
00:42:14Was it good?
00:42:16Let me try.
00:42:28Yummy.
00:42:30That's weird.
00:42:36What?
00:42:39I've got a meeting.
00:42:41I've got to go to the office.
00:42:43Do you have any plans?
00:42:45It's already Monday.
00:42:47I have an interview.
00:42:49I've got to go.
00:42:54Darling, you're back.
00:42:56How wonderful.
00:42:59You look beautiful, Francesca.
00:43:01No, sweetheart, you're a doll.
00:43:03Come, let's have some tea.
00:43:05I'm so glad that you're back.
00:43:07I missed you.
00:43:09Sit down, darling.
00:43:11It's so nice to see you.
00:43:13By the way, Francesca,
00:43:15I got these supplements from Switzerland.
00:43:17They're great for your health.
00:43:19Oh, darling, that's so kind of you.
00:43:21But you don't need to bring us anything.
00:43:23You're practically family.
00:43:25That's the thing, Francesca.
00:43:27I don't think Simon will marry me.
00:43:29Of course he's going to marry you.
00:43:31We've been talking about this wedding for years.
00:43:33And who else could run with my Simon
00:43:35except you?
00:43:39But I've done everything I can, Francesca.
00:43:41I make the time to see him.
00:43:43He says no.
00:43:45Darling, he's just a little preoccupied at the moment.
00:43:47Preoccupied?
00:43:49With what?
00:43:53Francesca, I don't think I can do this.
00:43:55If Simon doesn't want me, I don't...
00:43:57Mia, he...
00:43:59I'm going to tell you something.
00:44:01But you have to promise me
00:44:03you will not tell anyone else.
00:44:05Of course.
00:44:07You have my word.
00:44:15Just my luck.
00:44:19Sarah,
00:44:21meet Leslie, my...
00:44:23my loser, actually.
00:44:25Sit down, Miss Madison.
00:44:27This is a professional setting.
00:44:29You're just going to walk out of an interview?
00:44:39When I saw your resume,
00:44:41I almost laughed.
00:44:43I thought I just had to interview you.
00:44:47So,
00:44:49Miss Madison,
00:44:51tell me why you got fired from your last job.
00:44:55Miss Madison,
00:44:57tell me why you got fired from your last job.
00:45:01I was laid off
00:45:03because the company decided to outsource
00:45:05the whole department.
00:45:07I wasn't fired.
00:45:09I know so many people just like you, Miss Madison.
00:45:11They always blame their problems on others.
00:45:13They never take responsibility for themselves.
00:45:15There's actually a word for that.
00:45:17It's spelled
00:45:19L-O-S-E-R.
00:45:23Loser.
00:45:25Thank you for interviewing me.
00:45:27You're very professional.
00:45:29The boss should be proud.
00:45:41Hey, it's me.
00:45:43So there's this girl
00:45:45named Leslie Madison.
00:45:47Get the word out to all our HR friends.
00:45:49She slept with her boss
00:45:51at her previous job
00:45:53and that's why she got fired.
00:46:01What is that deliciousness I smell?
00:46:03I smell all the way down from the driveway.
00:46:05I'm glad you're home.
00:46:07Dinner is ready.
00:46:09I can't tell you how strange it is to come to a warm house
00:46:11and already have dinner on the table.
00:46:13You're incredible.
00:46:15Where do you usually come home to?
00:46:23Usually darkness.
00:46:25Well,
00:46:27you have me now.
00:46:29And this is the least I could do to repay you.
00:46:31Oh,
00:46:33and I'm going to pay you back
00:46:35as soon as I get a job.
00:46:37How's it going, by the way?
00:46:39The job interview?
00:46:41Don't remind me.
00:46:43Oh, I'm sorry.
00:46:45It's been a while.
00:46:47It's been a while.
00:46:49It's been a while.
00:46:51The job interview.
00:46:53Don't remind me.
00:46:55It was the worst.
00:46:57But it's okay.
00:46:59I have a bunch of other interviews lined up,
00:47:01so it's going to be fine.
00:47:03No, I love a good story.
00:47:05Okay, so,
00:47:07remember that girl, Sarah?
00:47:09Shut up.
00:47:11She was just like,
00:47:13oh yeah, I'm going to get you.
00:47:15I'm going to make sure that you're not getting this job.
00:47:21Hi.
00:47:23I'm Leslie Madison.
00:47:25I'm here for an interview.
00:47:27Let me check.
00:47:29Oh, Leslie,
00:47:31I'm so sorry.
00:47:33Your interview has been cancelled.
00:47:35What?
00:47:37Why?
00:47:39Um, that I do not know.
00:47:51Hi.
00:47:53This is Leslie Madison.
00:47:55I'm calling to confirm my interview for this afternoon.
00:48:01Cancelled.
00:48:03Right.
00:48:05Got it.
00:48:07Thanks.
00:48:15Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:48:17Slow down there, Bestie.
00:48:19What is going on?
00:48:21Something terrible is happening.
00:48:29So you're telling me that all your interviews
00:48:31were cancelled on you?
00:48:33Yup.
00:48:35And they were all like,
00:48:37you're not a suitable candidate anymore,
00:48:39or some bullshit like,
00:48:41this position has already been filled.
00:48:43Weird, right?
00:48:45It's like somebody's trying to sabotage me.
00:48:49I have a friend of mine who's a headhunter.
00:48:51I'm going to text her and just see if she knows anything.
00:48:57Oh my lord.
00:49:01Okay, enough of that.
00:49:03I can't carry you home, sis.
00:49:05Look, there's a private Discord chat
00:49:07where all the HRs in the city
00:49:09post their shady candidates.
00:49:11And um,
00:49:13you're on there.
00:49:17What?
00:49:21What the actual fuck?
00:49:23I can't believe this.
00:49:25Look, here, drink some water.
00:49:27You've had far too much alcohol.
00:49:31Here you go.
00:49:37I hate this.
00:49:41Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:49:43Hey, nope, nope, nope.
00:49:45We are going to put you down,
00:49:47and we are going to call your husband
00:49:49to come pick you up.
00:49:51I think you texted me his number.
00:49:53He's not even my husband.
00:49:55He's fake.
00:49:59Well, I don't know about that.
00:50:03Looks pretty real to me.
00:50:05I saw the way he looked at you.
00:50:07That boy is crazy about you.
00:50:11Yeah, boy.
00:50:15These numbers are all wrong.
00:50:19Ted,
00:50:21call a meeting with the data team right now.
00:50:23Yes, sir.
00:50:27Leslie?
00:50:29I'm going to be a little...
00:50:33I'll be there in ten minutes.
00:50:35Mr. Williams, the meeting.
00:50:37Cancel it, Tim.
00:50:39This is a changed man.
00:50:45Oh, hey.
00:50:49Hey.
00:50:51Thank you for calling. Is everything okay?
00:50:53It's barely six. Why is she like this?
00:50:55Hey, come on.
00:50:57Hey, come on. We got to go.
00:50:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:01Can you help me, please?
00:51:03Yes.
00:51:05One, two, three.
00:51:07Oh, God. Get your shoes.
00:51:09I told you, you're so cute.
00:51:11So this is what you're like when you're drunk.
00:51:13Okay. Come on. Come on. Look.
00:51:15Whoa, whoa.
00:51:17Okay. All right.
00:51:21All right. Watch your head there.
00:51:23Careful.
00:51:27Okay.
00:51:29All right.
00:51:33Well, Tracy, do you need a ride?
00:51:35Oh, no. I'll just walk up.
00:51:37It's close.
00:51:39Okay.
00:51:41Well, can you leave me in?
00:51:43What's going on?
00:51:45Oh, boy.
00:51:47There's a rumor
00:51:49going around about Leslie
00:51:51that it could not be further from the truth.
00:51:53A rumor?
00:51:55What did it say?
00:52:01Hey, Ted.
00:52:03I'm gonna send you a screenshot,
00:52:05show it to our HR,
00:52:07and ask her who's spreading that false information.
00:52:11Okay.
00:52:13Okay.
00:52:35Simon.
00:52:37Yes?
00:52:39Let's drink some wine.
00:52:41We're drinking tomorrow.
00:52:43No. I want wine.
00:52:45No. No wine.
00:52:47Please.
00:52:49I want wine.
00:52:51No.
00:52:53How about we make omelets?
00:52:55I tell you what. How about a cooking competition?
00:52:57Okay. All right.
00:52:59Why are you hiding the wine from me?
00:53:01I didn't hide the wine from you.
00:53:03I think you drank all of it.
00:53:05Don't you want us to have fun?
00:53:11Okay.
00:53:19Put this on.
00:53:21Okay.
00:53:39Put this on.
00:53:43Don't tell me what to do.
00:53:45Shh.
00:53:49I don't want to behave.
00:54:05No touch.
00:54:11Um...
00:54:15Leslie?
00:54:19Hey, wake up.
00:54:45Um...
00:55:15Simon?
00:55:17Hmm?
00:55:19You're naked.
00:55:25Do you remember what you did last night?
00:55:31What did I do?
00:55:33Please don't be embarrassing.
00:55:37Maybe I'm your little reminder.
00:55:45Hey, why don't you tell me
00:55:47you're having trouble finding work?
00:55:49How did you know about that?
00:55:51Theresa told me.
00:55:55Oh. Um...
00:55:57I didn't want to bother you.
00:55:59I'll figure it out.
00:56:01Leslie, you know you can rely on me.
00:56:05I'm your husband.
00:56:07Fake husband.
00:56:09I'm your husband.
00:56:11I'm your husband.
00:56:13Fake husband.
00:56:19Leslie, it doesn't have to be like that.
00:56:23What do you mean?
00:56:25I've fallen for you.
00:56:29Do you have feelings for me too?
00:56:33Of course I do.
00:56:35But what are you saying?
00:56:37That we just not get divorced
00:56:39when our agreement is open?
00:56:41What?
00:56:47Okay.
00:56:59So you're saying that the rumor
00:57:01came from someone from social media.
00:57:03Do you have a name?
00:57:05Just a first name. Sarah.
00:57:07I'm still looking into it.
00:57:09Instead, he talked to me
00:57:11and got somebody better.
00:57:13Like Sarah.
00:57:15Sarah.
00:57:17I know exactly who that is.
00:57:19Looks like I'm going to pay a visit
00:57:21to Central Media.
00:57:23Oh, and Ted.
00:57:25I know who Leslie's ex-boyfriend is.
00:57:27I think a few people are going to lose their job today.
00:57:29Wait, Mr. Williams, what about your meetings today?
00:57:31Cancel them.
00:57:35What am I, a detective now?
00:57:40Everyone, look busy!
00:57:42We've got an important guest coming.
00:57:44Chop, chop!
00:57:46What's up with her?
00:57:48I just got a call from T6 corporate office.
00:57:50Their CEO, Simon Williams, is coming.
00:57:52Right now.
00:57:54Whoa. T6 CEO?
00:57:56That's a huge potential client.
00:58:04Mr. Williams,
00:58:06what brings you in today?
00:58:08Two things.
00:58:10I know that Central Media is looking for investors.
00:58:12I would love to make a proposal.
00:58:14And the second thing?
00:58:16I need you to fire someone.
00:58:24Mr. Williams,
00:58:26I apologize
00:58:28for something like this to happen in my company.
00:58:30That employee
00:58:32will be dealt with promptly.
00:58:34I look forward to doing business together.
00:58:38Na, na, na, na, na, na.
00:58:46Hi, Leslie Madison speaking.
00:58:50Thank you so much.
00:58:52Okay.
00:58:56I got hired.
00:58:58Ah!
00:59:00I got hired!
00:59:02Fiona, you wanted to see me?
00:59:04Come in.
00:59:12Sarah,
00:59:14you've been working for me for three years, haven't you?
00:59:16Yes, ma'am. Three years on the dot.
00:59:18Then I just have to say,
00:59:20I am disappointed in you.
00:59:24I am disappointed in you.
00:59:26And I'm disappointed in myself
00:59:28for my misjudgment of character.
00:59:32Fiona, I don't understand.
00:59:34I will not tolerate
00:59:36this company spreading
00:59:38false rumors about other women
00:59:40so they can't get hired.
00:59:42I...
00:59:44Sarah, pack your shit up.
00:59:46You're fired.
00:59:48Fiona, please give me another chance.
00:59:50I'll do better. I promise.
00:59:52I can't lose my job.
00:59:54Even if I wanted to give you a second chance,
00:59:56I can't.
00:59:58Why?
01:00:00Because you pissed off the most powerful man
01:00:02in this city.
01:00:04Who? You don't know.
01:00:06CEO of T6.
01:00:08Simon Williams.
01:00:10That woman that you slandered?
01:00:12That was his wife.
01:00:16You should just be lucky
01:00:18they are not pressing charges.
01:00:30I am breaking up with you.
01:00:32What do you mean, baby? Why?
01:00:34I got fired.
01:00:36Wait. I did too.
01:00:38And it was for no reason.
01:00:40No reason? Of course there's a reason,
01:00:42you dumbass.
01:00:44She's married to T6 Group CEO
01:00:46Simon Williams.
01:00:48It's something you should have told me about.
01:00:50That's impossible.
01:00:52Sarah.
01:00:54Sarah, wait. What are you doing?
01:00:56Really.
01:00:58Fuck you, David.
01:01:00You ruined my life.
01:01:02I hope you die in a ditch.
01:01:04Sarah. Sarah, wait.
01:01:14This looks great.
01:01:16What's the occasion?
01:01:18So, remember that Sarah girl who was giving me
01:01:20a really hard time at the interview?
01:01:22Yes, I recall.
01:01:24So, the company, Century Media,
01:01:26they actually hired me.
01:01:28And Sarah, they said she's no longer working there.
01:01:30Also, a bunch of other companies
01:01:32have been calling me back
01:01:34to interview me again.
01:01:36It's like, bam, suddenly my life is just
01:01:38spiraling uphill.
01:01:40So, tonight, dinner is on me.
01:01:42I'm really happy for you.
01:01:48I have a new job.
01:01:50Filed for a green card.
01:01:52Life is just so, so good.
01:01:54I feel like you're my lucky star.
01:01:59Leslie,
01:02:01I think we should take our relationship public.
01:02:03What do you mean?
01:02:05Everyone around me knows about us,
01:02:07and your family knows about us.
01:02:09The thing is,
01:02:11we're going to have to have a whole press conference.
01:02:13It's this whole family thing.
01:02:15Simon!
01:02:17So, this is your fake wife.
01:02:23So, this is your fake wife.
01:02:25Simon?
01:02:28Who's this?
01:02:30I'm Mia White, his fiancée.
01:02:32She's not my fiancée.
01:02:34It's just a family thing.
01:02:36Listen, I was going to explain everything to you.
01:02:38I have no intention of being with her.
01:02:40But you have to admit, I'm the only one
01:02:42your family or the press would approve.
01:02:44We belong in the same world, Simon.
01:02:47Not this immigrant trash
01:02:49you're only using to save your brother's life.
01:02:51Immigrant trash?
01:02:53You rude bitch.
01:02:56Wait!
01:02:58You told her?
01:03:00No, I have no...
01:03:02Mia, I need you to leave.
01:03:04I'm warning you.
01:03:06No!
01:03:08Don't go anywhere.
01:03:10I want to know exactly what's going on.
01:03:16Why are you both talking about the press today?
01:03:18What's going on?
01:03:20What are you hiding from me, Simon?
01:03:22You still don't know?
01:03:24Simon Williams,
01:03:26the man you have no business marrying,
01:03:28is CEO of T6 Group.
01:03:30Multi-billionaire.
01:03:32Richest man in the world.
01:03:34Generational wealth.
01:03:36Should I go on?
01:03:38Is that all true?
01:03:43It's still me.
01:03:45Nothing's changed.
01:03:47I was going to tell you today.
01:03:49Everything has changed.
01:03:51Everything has changed.
01:03:53You lied to me.
01:03:55Leslie, let's just talk about this when we get home, okay?
01:03:57You'll never be part of our world, Leslie.
01:04:01You're not one of us.
01:04:03What do you bring to the table?
01:04:05Mia, shut the fuck up.
01:04:07I'm going to do it for you.
01:04:09Leslie, wait.
01:04:11Leslie!
01:04:13Leslie, please stop.
01:04:15Look what you did.
01:04:17Simon, wait.
01:04:19Leslie.
01:04:25You'll never be part of our world, Leslie.
01:04:29You don't really bring anything to the table.
01:04:31Leslie, wait, please.
01:04:33Let me explain.
01:04:35Explain what, Simon?
01:04:37Explain why you lied to me?
01:04:39Explain that you have a fiancé and you still married me?
01:04:41None of that matters.
01:04:43If it doesn't matter, why are you mad?
01:04:45I'm not upset. I'm hurt.
01:04:47How could you hurt me like this?
01:04:49You made me fall in love with you just to shatter my dream.
01:04:53When you told me to give us a chance,
01:04:55I really thought about it.
01:04:57I really thought that we could be together.
01:04:59Why not?
01:05:01I mean...
01:05:03Nothing has changed, Leslie.
01:05:05Look at me.
01:05:07I love you.
01:05:09Then why did you tell me you rented that place?
01:05:11Did you even live there before?
01:05:13Why did you switch out your car?
01:05:15Because deep down in your heart,
01:05:17you believe what Mia said.
01:05:19We aren't from the same world.
01:05:21A girl like me can't date a guy like you.
01:05:25Don't follow me. Please.
01:05:37Oh, Leslie. What's happened?
01:05:39What happened?
01:05:45What?
01:05:53God, you really are a loser.
01:05:55Here. Have some tea.
01:05:59It's just a breakup.
01:06:01It's not that big a deal.
01:06:03We're stupid anyways.
01:06:05Yeah.
01:06:07You could say that again.
01:06:09So what's your next step?
01:06:11I think I'm going to go back to my country.
01:06:13I want to go home. I'm tired.
01:06:15Really? You're going to give up on your American dream?
01:06:19My American dream is dead holy.
01:06:23That's a crock of bull.
01:06:25Listen to me, Leslie.
01:06:27Yeah, that Simon guy is kinda hot.
01:06:29And yeah, he's really rich.
01:06:31But he's not that special.
01:06:33At the end of the day, he's just a dude with a ball sack between two legs.
01:06:35You know how many men there are in this world?
01:06:37Four billion.
01:06:39Get over it.
01:06:41And don't let anyone stop you from living your dream.
01:06:53If you decide to go public with this, I will kill myself.
01:07:05I was recording.
01:07:07Hello!
01:07:09And thank you for coming on such short notice.
01:07:11I have called this press conference
01:07:13because I would like the general public
01:07:15and all of the T6 shareholders to know two things.
01:07:17Number one.
01:07:19T6 will not be completing the merger
01:07:21with the White group for the foreseeable future.
01:07:25What about your engagement with Mia White?
01:07:27I would like to keep my personal life private.
01:07:29And that leads me to the second thing
01:07:31I would like to let the public know.
01:07:33I, Simon Williams,
01:07:35am proudly married to a foreign national.
01:07:37Now, I understand that T6
01:07:39has sent in a contract
01:07:41with the government involving national security.
01:07:43The rest is sure
01:07:45she is a normal civilian.
01:07:47In fact,
01:07:49I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
01:07:53And I love her very much.
01:07:55Leslie,
01:07:57if you're watching,
01:07:59this one is for you.
01:08:01No further questions.
01:08:03I need to go see my wife.
01:08:09I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
01:08:11I love her very much.
01:08:13Leslie,
01:08:15if you're watching,
01:08:17this one is for you.
01:08:19How can you embarrass me like this, Simon?
01:08:25Hello, is this ICE?
01:08:27Great.
01:08:29I'd like to report a case for green card fraud.
01:08:33In fact,
01:08:35I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
01:08:37I love her very much.
01:08:39Leslie,
01:08:41if you're watching,
01:08:43this one is for you.
01:08:47I will not be taking any further questions.
01:08:49Holy shit!
01:08:51Did you hear that, Marie?
01:08:53Bro, you married the Simon Williams
01:08:55and you let him get away?
01:08:59Tell me that Leslie's here.
01:09:01Leslie,
01:09:03I'm so sorry.
01:09:05Deep down inside,
01:09:07I think I was afraid to tell you because
01:09:09I enjoyed the time
01:09:11I got to spend with you.
01:09:13As Simon,
01:09:15not
01:09:17Simon Williams,
01:09:19CEO of T6.
01:09:21The normal guy,
01:09:23Simon Williams,
01:09:25CEO of T6.
01:09:27The normal guy,
01:09:29Simon,
01:09:31who likes to cook and eat
01:09:33and who's goofy in selfies
01:09:35and likes to cuddle in bed.
01:09:37But I only
01:09:39am that version when I'm with you.
01:09:43What are you saying,
01:09:45Simon, that you like to play
01:09:47pretend with me?
01:09:49No, Leslie, what I'm saying is
01:09:51I can finally be myself
01:09:53when I'm with you.
01:09:55I've never loved a woman
01:09:57as much as I've loved you.
01:09:59But what about your family?
01:10:01Your grandmother hates me.
01:10:03Well, that
01:10:05took some persuading.
01:10:07Maybe a threat.
01:10:09But she approves of you.
01:10:11And
01:10:13she even gave something to me
01:10:15to give to you.
01:10:21Leslie,
01:10:23can you marry me
01:10:25again?
01:10:27For real this time.
01:10:29If you don't marry him,
01:10:31I will. Just so you know,
01:10:33this is going on TikTok.
01:10:35Hell, I'll marry him.
01:10:37The answer is yes.
01:10:47I didn't think
01:10:49I would be in your wedding
01:10:51twice.
01:10:53If there's a third one, you're going to have to start paying me.
01:10:57Well, James has finally
01:10:59recovered, so
01:11:01he didn't get to be in the first one.
01:11:03We wanted to do a second one
01:11:05so that he could be in it.
01:11:11You look so beautiful.
01:11:15Hi, James. Hi, Grandma.
01:11:17You are looking
01:11:19much better every day.
01:11:21All thanks to you. Thank you.
01:11:23I'd like a few moments
01:11:25alone with the bride, please.
01:11:27Major déjà vu moment.
01:11:33Well,
01:11:35I may never know
01:11:37what Simon sees in you,
01:11:39but I've never seen him happier.
01:11:41You're a good one, so thank you.
01:11:43And welcome to the family, Leslie.
01:11:49You know,
01:11:51I've asked him plenty of times,
01:11:53but I can never get a straight answer
01:11:55out of him. How did he manage
01:11:57to get you to agree?
01:12:01You know,
01:12:03I've asked him plenty
01:12:05of times, but I can never get
01:12:07a straight answer out of him.
01:12:09How did he manage to
01:12:11get you to agree?
01:12:13He threatened me.
01:12:15He told me he couldn't get it up with anyone
01:12:17but you, and that
01:12:19if I wanted great-grandchildren,
01:12:21it would have to be with you.
01:12:23He also said
01:12:25that he promised me five
01:12:27great-grandbabies.
01:12:29Five?
01:12:31I didn't agree to that.
01:12:33Well, that was the deal, and I know
01:12:35you're going to honor it.
01:12:39Okay.
01:12:47Amen.
01:12:53Amen.
01:12:55You may now kiss the bride.
01:13:05Amen.
01:13:07You may now kiss the bride.
01:13:17I love you, wife.
01:13:19I love you, husband. Give me your bouquet.
01:13:21I need it. I need to get married next.
01:13:23Aren't you still
01:13:25in college?
01:13:27You'll see.
01:13:33Hey.
01:13:35What are you drinking?
01:13:37Orange juice. So, are you single?
01:13:39Yes.
01:13:41Can I be your girlfriend?
01:13:43I gotta go.
01:13:45Oh, I'll come with you.
01:13:47No worries at all.
01:13:51You know that I received a direct report
01:13:53that your marriage is fake, right?
01:13:55That's green card fraud.
01:13:57No, ma'am. I guarantee that we are very much in love.
01:13:59That's what they all say.
01:14:01How long have you two known each other?
01:14:03Two months.
01:14:05You expect me to believe
01:14:07that you met, fell in love,
01:14:09and got married all in two months?
01:14:11Well, Romeo and Juliet
01:14:13met, met, fell in love,
01:14:15and died all in three days, so I don't think time
01:14:17is a good measurement of love.
01:14:21I've been doing this for
01:14:2320 years. I see right through you.
01:14:27All I can say is
01:14:29if you don't go out and get me some concrete
01:14:31evidence, then I'm gonna
01:14:33deny your claim.
01:14:35Wait. What is concrete evidence?
01:14:37Any children
01:14:39produced by the result of your marriage
01:14:41would be considered concrete evidence.
01:14:43Need any other hints?
01:14:47Well,
01:14:49looks like we're going to make some babies.
01:14:55Serving.