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00:00And while Melvin and Jackie are in the middle of their drama,
00:03we will have a new announcement from Kuya in Pabebe House.
00:09Kuya, come here.
00:11Pabebe Housemates,
00:14I have an important announcement for you.
00:16Gays, gays!
00:17Why, why?
00:19I'm scared. I thought it was Kuya.
00:21Huh? Why?
00:22Who is that?
00:23A monkey just came in.
00:25Kuya!
00:26He's in the world.
00:27He's Kuya.
00:28He's in the world.
00:29Is he Kuya?
00:30He's Kuya.
00:31Kuya!
00:32Kuya looks like a monkey.
00:34He's hiding.
00:37He's in the world.
00:38What's that? Contra Vida?
00:39In the TV series?
00:40He's talking but he's on the side of the Vida.
00:43Jose Marie, listen.
00:45Oh, hello.
00:46He's angry.
00:47He's in the world.
00:49Be quiet, be quiet.
00:51Lassie.
00:52Lassie.
00:54Didn't I tell you to go to Dr. Biguelo?
00:59Kuya, I told him to go to the doctor.
01:01Yes.
01:02What did he say?
01:03The doctor went back.
01:06The doctor said,
01:07Go to the doctor, you'll be fine.
01:10He just covered it up.
01:12And because of that,
01:15I'll give you a forced eviction.
01:19Forced?
01:20What did he say?
01:21Forced?
01:22You won't fit in his forced eviction.
01:26Forced?
01:27This is a forced eviction.
01:31Housemates,
01:32I'll try to make your friendship stronger inside the Pabebe House.
01:37How, Kuya?
01:38Get ready for a new Pabebe to enter my house.
01:43Hey, there's a new one?
01:44There's a new Pabebe to enter the house?
01:49What's that?
01:52There's a new Pabebe to enter the house?
01:54There's a new Pabebe to enter the house?
01:58When there are more movies.
02:01He's already inside.
02:03Where is he?
02:04Where is he?
02:05Where is he?
02:06Where is he?
02:07You'll kick him.
02:08Where is he?
02:09You'll kick him.
02:12He's been inside for a long time.
02:15There he is.
02:25There he is.
02:31Oh no, someone is selling dirty ice-tea again.
02:36Hello, Philippines!
02:38Hello!
02:43I am Johaira,
02:46the Siwaterang Tanggera of Pampanga, Kaya,
02:50Tagaynang!
02:55Here comes the Siwaterang Tanggera,
02:58that's Johaira,
02:59from Pabebe Housemates,
03:01while Dr. Dork is having fun.
03:04Kuya is so sweet.
03:07Did he bring new furniture?
03:09That's not a person.
03:10That's a new housemate.
03:12That's a new housemate.
03:13That's a new housemate.
03:15That's a new Pabebe housemate.
03:16I thought it was someone who brought an umbrella.
03:21What's that?
03:22What's that?
03:23We're not allowed to drink inside the house, Kuya.
03:27Don't talk like that.
03:29Pabebe housemates, right?
03:31In character, we're Pabebe housemates.
03:33Kuya said,
03:34we're not allowed to drink alcohol.
03:38Give him some medicine.
03:39Give him some medicine.
03:40Maybe he'll eat the rest.
03:42Kuya,
03:44why did you buy furniture like this?
03:45Look at the lobby.
03:47They even delivered new varnish.
03:50The lobby has varnish.
03:52They even delivered new varnish.
03:55That's Jowhyra.
03:57Why is she looking at him?
03:58She should look at him.
03:59She's twerking.
04:08Kuya, someone is wrestling.
04:10I saw it.
04:12Before the post-porn came out, Kuya.
04:20They're going to fight.
04:22They're going to fight.
04:24They're going to fight.
04:26Why?
04:28I'm not going to fight with you.
04:30Why are you not going to fight?
04:32You're going to fight like this?
04:34Yes.
04:35Like this?
04:37They're going to fight.
04:39Kuya, Kuya.
04:42Diapil.
04:44It's full.
04:46He doesn't have a diapil.
04:47That's what I saw.
04:50Jowhyra, Jowhyra.
04:51He doesn't have a diapil.
04:53Put your hand down first.
04:55Yes, Kuya. It's heavy.
04:57You're going to get in trouble.
04:59You're going to get in trouble.
05:00You're going to dance, Jose Marie.
05:02Yes.
05:15Why is your face like that?
05:16Why is your face like that?
05:20There.
05:22There.
05:23There are a lot of drops.
05:25Why is there a drop?
05:27There are a lot of drops.
05:30He's dancing like that.
05:31He's dancing like that.
05:33How?
05:34How?
05:41What do you want?
05:43I want the crazy.
05:45He's good.
05:47What?
05:48He's good.
05:49He's good.
05:50No.
05:51You're better than him.
05:53He's just a friend.
05:55He's just a friend.
05:57He's just a friend.
05:59You're just a friend.
06:00Come here.
06:01You're just a friend.
06:03He's just a friend.
06:04No.
06:05Why are you both dancing like that?
06:06Why are you both dancing like that?
06:14Oh.
06:15You're dancing is ugly.
06:18It's ugly.
06:19Why are you dancing like that?
06:20You're dancing is ugly.
06:21You're dancing is ugly.
06:22It's ugly.
06:23It's ugly.
06:25It's ugly.
06:26The emcees and Jhug will also do the twerk
06:28but they'll use that as their chance
06:30for the twerk.
06:32Babe, you're good.
06:33Babe, you're good.
06:34Babe, you're good.
06:35Music, please.
06:37Yes.
06:38Why are you dancing like that?
06:39Why is there a drop?
06:40Babe, you're so good.
06:42Music, please.
06:43Tick, tick, tick, tick.
06:44Wave, wave, wave, wave, wave, wave, wave, wave, wave, wave,
06:47wave, wave, wave, wave, wave, wave, wave, wave, wave, wave.
06:51Kuya!
06:51Kuya!
06:52Kuya!
06:52Kuya!
06:53Kuya!
06:53Kuya!
06:54Kuya!
06:54What's up, guys?
06:55What's up, everybody?
06:56The cabinets are moving!
06:57What's this?
06:58The cabinets!
06:58Those are the cabinets!
06:59Oh, Erica and Melvinia!
07:01Oh, yeah.
07:01Oh, yeah.
07:02Oh, yeah.
07:02The red is swaying.
07:04What?
07:04The red?
07:05But.
07:05What's that?
07:06What?
07:06But, I will show you.
07:09Lassie will show you the real Dirty Dancing.
07:12Oh.
07:14The one who doesn't move.
07:15Don't stand up.
07:15That's the Dirty Dancing.
07:16Hahaha.
07:18You'll stand up if you do the Dirty Dancing like that.
07:21Let me see.
07:21You're like that.
07:22Automatically.
07:23That's Dirty Dancing!
07:25Dirty Dancing!
07:26Hahaha.
07:27But, everything will be fine
07:29because in his hands
07:31lies the victory of Pabebe Housemates,
07:33Basa John.
07:34Pabebe Housemates,
07:36at this moment,
07:37the nomination of Pabebe Girl Housemates will now take place.
07:45The nominees will be the girls who will be allowed to leave my house
07:50and will be replaced by Jowhaira.
07:53What?
07:55Therefore, the Pabebe Girl Housemates of each collab
07:58will be nominated by another Pabebe.
08:03Girl Housemates, the nomination will now begin.
08:07Lassie.
08:08Yes.
08:10The one I'm nominating
08:14is Jose Marie.
08:16Huh?
08:17Why?
08:18She's too much of a Pabebe in Kuya's house.
08:23She's taller than a man.
08:25Ouch.
08:27Really?
08:28I'll take care of her.
08:29You're older than Bisagra.
08:31Are you listening to me?
08:33Kuya, look at that.
08:33Look at the way he's talking.
08:34You're taller than a man.
08:36You're older than Bisagra.
08:38Are you listening to me?
08:39You're taller than Bisagra.
08:40You're even louder when you're snoring.
08:43And you even smell worse when you're farting.
08:45Ouch.
08:46Ouch.
08:47You even smell worse when you're farting.
08:50Wait a minute.
08:51Are you a housemate or a patient?
08:53I saw you.
08:54Your mother hid you.
08:56She put you in a cage.
08:57Kuya, he's showing that he should be nominated.
09:01Why me?
09:01You're the one we want to nominate.
09:04Because of that,
09:05Josemary,
09:06you have one nomination.
09:09Oh my.
09:10Jackie.
09:13I'm nominating Pabebe Girl.
09:16She's also Josemary.
09:18What?
09:21Why?
09:22I'm nominating her because she's too much like Pabebe.
09:25Especially when she's with her love team.
09:29It's so painful.
09:30You think they're the only ones who can make you happy?
09:34She's your girlfriend.
09:35He's your ex-boyfriend.
09:37You're embarrassing me.
09:38She's your girlfriend.
09:39I know her.
09:40We were in the same grade.
09:41We were in the same class.
09:42Really?
09:43Yes.
09:44She's been in the clinic for a long time.
09:46She's always out.
09:47She's always tired, doctor.
09:48She's almost a polio patient.
09:51That's why I'm nominating you.
09:53You're hurting me.
09:56You're so stingy.
09:58It's because of Josemary.
09:59Why?
10:02You're so stingy.
10:03You only have two points.
10:04Oh my.
10:05They're jealous of me.
10:07I have two points.
10:08Are you drunk?
10:10I have two points.
10:11You have two points?
10:12Yes.
10:14Let's talk to Kuya.
10:15Don't worry.
10:16I still have two points.
10:17I still have two points.
10:18We still have two points.
10:19We still have two points.
10:20You're overacting.
10:21I'm not joking.
10:22Melvina.
10:23Melvina.
10:24The female dragon fruit.
10:26What fruit?
10:27A big dragon fruit.
10:29Hey.
10:30My best friend told me that it's thin.
10:33Really?
10:34There's a lot of moss here.
10:35That's why it's thin.
10:37There's a lot of moss?
10:38Yes.
10:39It's thick.
10:40Yes.
10:41It's thick.
10:44I laughed at the double dragon fruit.
10:46Who are you nominating?
10:48Kuya.
10:49I'm nominating...
10:51Who?
10:52I'm nominating them.
10:53Of course.
10:54I'm nominating Osem Marie.
10:56Ah.
10:57I thought she was your best friend.
10:59She has a feeling.
11:01She believes in the forever.
11:03There's no forever.
11:04Selmin, you're not here.
11:06Ah.
11:07That's why it's Osem Marie.
11:09You nominated me?
11:10Best friend?
11:11Yes.
11:12You thought we're best friends?
11:15After the double dragon fruit,
11:16you're best friends.
11:17I'm the one you nominated.
11:18What?
11:20Ryan is the one.
11:24I'm in charge of your business, okay?
11:26Then you nominate me.
11:28You have a lot of characters.
11:30You're in charge of us, but you have no interest.
11:34How about you, your mom?
11:36You're in charge of business.
11:38My mom is not in charge.
11:40My mom ordered tofu.
11:42Delivered tofu.
11:44Because it's fresh.
11:46Fresh tofu.
11:48Your mom is in charge.
11:50And your hardware is always closed.
11:53When I open it, it's a fire.
11:56It's gone.
11:58It's gone.
12:00It's gone.
12:02It's closed.
12:04It's closed.
12:06It's closed.
12:08Severie, you have three votes.
12:10But the nomination is not over.
12:13Because the next one
12:15is Fuji Apple.
12:20She's laughing.
12:22Fuji Apple.
12:26The girl housemate that I'm nominating.
12:29You're nominating them, sister?
12:31Yes.
12:32I see.
12:33Sister, you're nominating them.
12:36Jose Maridet.
12:39Why?
12:40Help her.
12:42I can see that you're looking at my wife, Theodore.
12:47Really?
12:48Who's your wife?
12:49This is Theodore.
12:50She's your crush since season 1.
12:52I know that.
12:53I don't like using cotton buds.
13:00She's laughing.
13:02That's painful.
13:05Don't believe what they're saying.
13:07Is that true?
13:08That's not true.
13:09Brother, that's not true.
13:11That's not true.
13:12That's my girlfriend.
13:13That's not true.
13:14They're just saying that we're funny
13:15because they're jealous of me.
13:17That's not true.
13:18They're just saying that we're funny.
13:21I heard you.
13:23Maybe he's giving it to you.
13:26Jose Marie, you have four points.
13:32What's that?
13:34I can't do anything.
13:37Why am I nominated?
13:39What's happening to you?
13:40Don't worry.
13:41Brother, there's a drunk in the house.
13:44Yes.
13:46They look alike.
13:48What's happening to you?
13:50The nominated housemate, Jose Marie,
13:53is getting jealous.
13:55To save himself,
13:57he needs to beat Juhaira in a task
14:00that we call
14:02Let It Go.
14:07Are you ready?
14:10You can do it.
14:11You're brave to say that
14:12because if I beat you,
14:13I have a weapon.
14:16I'm just kidding.
14:18If I beat you,
14:19I have a weapon.
14:22If I beat you,
14:23I have a weapon.
14:26I told you.
14:27I have no weapon.
14:29If I beat you,
14:30I have a weapon.
14:32I have no weapon.
14:34I have no weapon.
14:35You're bad.
14:38You're excited.
14:39My face is cut.
14:43Replay.
14:45Replay.
14:46Replay.
14:47Replay.
14:48My face is cut.
14:49I'm surprised.
14:53My face was cut.
14:55Replay.
14:57You're bad.
14:58Why?
14:59You bit a cobra.
15:01You bit a bat.
15:02We can't fight.
15:04Why do I have to pick it up?
15:06Because it's in the butt.
15:09You saw my butt and you said,
15:10Oh, you feel home.
15:13That's why they're using the cutter
15:16to cut the water balloons.
15:20There are a lot of layers.
15:22All of the balloons need to be cut.
15:26And the one who can pop the balloon
15:28and pour water on it,
15:30will lose.
15:33Confess already.
15:35You're good.
15:38Why?
15:39You saw the script.
15:40Why are you so jealous of me?
15:46You're good.
15:48Osemary and Juhaira,
15:49confess already.
15:51Confess already.
15:53You're good.
15:55You're good.
15:59Osemary, lie down here.
16:01Where do I lie down?
16:02Here.
16:03I already told Alex earlier.
16:10What's in your bag?
16:11Why are you wearing that?
16:13I have a lot of stuff in there.
16:15I sell them in the campus.
16:17It's prohibited for us.
16:21Lie down.
16:22Turn around.
16:23Turn around.
16:24Lie down.
16:25I won't lie down.
16:26Lie down.
16:27I won't lie down.
16:29Why?
16:30My legs are twisted.
16:31My legs are twisted.
16:34I want to lie down,
16:35but I can't.
16:36Lie down.
16:42What kind of cat is that?
16:44I don't have one.
16:45I don't have one.
16:46What color do you want?
16:48White, gold, green, or blue?
16:50What color?
16:51Choose one.
16:58This one is gold vinegar.
16:59This one is green soy sauce.
17:01The other one is fish sauce.
17:04Why is it different?
17:05There's nothing inside.
17:06Why is your voice so loud?
17:09Why is there soy sauce and vinegar?
17:11You're being fooled.
17:13You're being fooled.
17:14What's going to happen?
17:15Are you going to get wet?
17:16No.
17:19You're being fooled.
17:20You can't do anything
17:21because you were the one
17:22who was nominated by your housemates.
17:24You should be the one who got wet.
17:25Why me?
17:26You're the one who got wet.
17:27No one can get wet.
17:28Why?
17:29You're being fooled.
17:31You're being fooled.
17:32SpongeBob?