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Film Comédie réalisé par David Gordon.
Avec Jonah Hill (Noah Griffith), Max Records (Slater), Ari Graynor (Marisa Lewis), Sam Rockwell (Karl), J.B. Smoove (Julio), Kevin Hernandez (Rodrigo), Bunbury Kylie (Roxanne), Erin Daniels (madame Pedulla), D.W. Moffett (le docteur Pedulla), Jessica Hecht (Sandy Griffith), Bruce Altman (Jim Griffith), Method Man (Jacolby).
Sortie en 2012.

Synopsis :
Noah, ex-étudiant nonchalant et paresseux assidu, vit chez sa mère, qui n'espère plus le voir faire quelque chose de sa vie. Un simple coup de fil décide de l'avenir immédiat du jeune homme : il accepte de remplacer au pied levé la baby-sitter malade de madame Pedulla, la richissime mère de trois enfants gâtés, capricieux et névrosés. Noah ayant une vision très personnelle du métier de garde d'enfants, il embarque la terrible fratrie pour une virée nocturne dans les rues les plus malfamées de New York....

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Transcription
00:00ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh
00:04ahhh
00:04ouh
00:05what's up
00:05my mom was so right
00:07nice guys really do eat the best pussy
00:09not really sure how to interpret that
00:11thank you so much for going down on me
00:13you're really good at um
00:15getting going down on
00:17getting downed on
00:19have you started looking for a job yet
00:21sorry
00:22what about babysitting
00:23babysitting sucks adult men don't babysit things
00:25you're wonderful with children
00:27noah
00:29mrs padula
00:31so good to see you
00:33oh my gosh
00:35get him
00:37bring him in for a hug babe
00:39this is slater
00:41live and rodrigo
00:43my real babysitter nancy
00:45she does what i want her to do
00:47i'm not a real babysitter
00:49i'm more of a sit on the couch
00:51what's up you little tampon
00:53do whatever i say or i'll kill you type of babysitter
00:55ahhh you sprayed perfume in my mouth
00:57i hate you
00:59i fucking hate you too i'll destroy you
01:01ahhh mother fucker
01:03i'm at a party
01:05do you wanna come
01:07i'll give you what you asked for
01:09my vagina
01:11yeah maybe i could work something out
01:13throw what you want
01:15we stay feeling fools
01:17throw what you want
01:19don't you fuck with me rodrigo
01:21don't you fuck with me
01:23got some big ass balls
01:25can't buy underwear
01:27balls don't fit
01:29i've been stuck babysitting these three kids
01:31i know him he's a friend
01:33that looks good what is that
01:35i'm being chased by two insane drug dealers
01:37i came for my mother fucking keys
01:39to my mother fucking minivan
01:41and that's what's up
01:43noah pimpin
01:45have you ever been emotionally buttfucked by a friend
01:47i can't say that i have
01:49no this guy has
01:51no i'm just kidding
01:53you know this ain't no place for no kids
01:55my name is noah jaybird
01:57oh you like to fly
01:59what's your name baby
02:01they call me soul soul baby
02:03keep it in control baby
02:05tears no fears man
02:07respected don't neglect us
02:09treated don't beat him
02:11you're a bad ass mother fucker