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00:00I can spot a commandment breaker from a mile away.
00:03Right there. There's one.
00:05Excuse me. Are you married?
00:08What do you think?
00:09To her?
00:10No!
00:14Ladies and gentlemen!
00:18God has grown weary of your superficial faith.
00:22Hypocrites.
00:24Charlatans.
00:26He has abandoned you to the whim of judgment.
00:28Prepare to taste God's wrath!
00:33Two tickets to New Jersey, please.
00:37God's decreed that I'm to charge you with a holy crusade.
00:42Stop a couple of angels from re-entering heaven.
00:46We're going home.
00:47If they get in, they'll unmake the world.
00:51Right. So how do I know you're an angel?
00:54As I was saying.
00:57You won't be alone.
00:58More angels?
00:59Prophets, in a manner of speaking.
01:02You gotta be kidding me.
01:03Between guys with wings.
01:05Outstanding work!
01:06Guys falling out of the sky.
01:08Oh, that sucks!
01:10And guys trying like hell to kill me.
01:13I'm ready to kick back and welcome the end of existence.
01:17The sign of a true Catholic.
01:20You're kidding.
01:24Heilige Scheiße.
01:27Die ganze Existenz ist in Gefahr.
01:29Du bist derjenige, der das ändern wird.
01:32Frauenkörper sind ihr eigenes verdammtes Geschäft.
01:41Bill & Pew, Leute!
01:42Haken sie, während sie jung sind.
01:44Wie die Tobakindustrie.
01:46Gott, wenn nur wir ihre Zahlen hatten.
01:48Was ist das?
01:53Snoogens.