Mafia Boss Becomes My Pet - Full Movie
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00:00Well, the incision point is prepped, but you're sure the old boy really needs it?
00:13Positive.
00:14He's knocked up eight girls in one month.
00:17It is time to free the world from the weight of his balls.
00:27Get out of my way.
00:34Director, I wanted to update you on today's surgery.
00:38It couldn't have gone better.
00:39Make some room, Emma.
00:40Emma.
00:41Clean up this mess.
00:42I couldn't have done it without your incredible leadership.
00:48We are just so, so lucky.
00:55We are so, so lucky.
01:02Look.
01:03I could really use a little bit of that right now.
01:10Hi.
01:11Whoa, where did you just come from?
01:16Lucky?
01:18What are the odds of that?
01:39Boss, I've got a lead on Lucky.
01:47You can barely keep yourself alive.
02:08How are you going to afford a pet?
02:10Brooke, you're broke.
02:11No, I know.
02:12I know I am.
02:13But you don't understand.
02:14Her name is Lucky.
02:15Yes!
02:16And she appeared literally seconds after I asked the universe for some luck.
02:17I mean, look, Dad, it's got to be a sign that something great is heading your way.
02:25Hey, that's Vos' mutt with the bitch.
02:30Oh, shit!
02:56We're waiting.
03:00Well, I saved your life, maybe you could save mine.
03:07Cops.
03:08In a house.
03:10No, I'm just...
03:12I'm just a...
03:16What kind of life are you living?
03:22I won't have a life if you don't give up.
03:26I won't have a life if you don't get to the saving.
03:31Okay, I'm sorry. I'm gonna try my best.
03:34I don't have any anesthetic, though. I don't know what else to do.
03:36That's fine. I can handle the pain.
03:41Okay, okay.
03:49Oh, God!
03:53Hey.
03:56I thought you said you could take the pain.
04:10Okay.
04:12Okay, okay, okay.
04:13Keep breathing.
04:14Please breathe.
04:15Please breathe.
04:24Okay.
04:26Okay.
04:30Hopefully my skills fixing dogs' balls was enough to fix you.
04:56Okay.
05:20Jesus.
05:23Yes?
05:24Boss! Thank God you finally picked up.
05:26James Wilson's boys are going around telling everyone they nearly killed you.
05:30I'm fine.
05:32Somebody saved me.
05:34Boss, why the low tone?
05:36Are you in trouble?
05:37No, no. Just come pick me up, Will.
05:41Don't be late.
06:24Let's get you out of here.
06:28Well, it looks like we both have the same new hero.
06:31Come on. Let's go.
06:54See you soon.
07:24Uh, boss.
07:26Your shirt.
07:29Yeah, I, uh...
07:32...had an interesting night.
07:43I shouldn't let her out of my sight.
07:45Will.
07:47I need you to find me a way out of this mess.
07:50I'm sorry.
07:51Will.
07:53I need you to find me whoever's in, uh...
07:56...room...
07:57...B11.
07:58Copy that, boss.
08:00Follow me, fellas!
08:02Come on, Roger!
08:22Save your life, Ken, by waking me for a thank you.
08:33Lucky?
08:35And you stole...
08:37...my dog?
08:40And my favorite shirt?
08:42Oh, you bad thief.
08:44Oh, yeah.
08:45Yeah, you better be back to return everything you stole.
08:48And that shirt.
08:49Everything you stole.
08:50And that shirt...
08:51...better be freshly laundered.
08:57Jack!
08:58Hey.
09:00Hi. Sorry.
09:01Can I have a few extra days...
09:03...for that rent check, please?
09:04No, no, no.
09:05No need to rush, sweetheart.
09:08I saw you had a new guy here last night.
09:11I know you've had your...
09:13...financial struggles.
09:15There is no need...
09:16...to sleep...
09:17...with strangers for money.
09:20Not when I'm right here.
09:22What...
09:23...are you doing?
09:24And what are you talking about?
09:25Is this a nurse's uniform?
09:27Oh, I like this.
09:29You want to do a little...
09:30...role play?
09:35I heard...
09:36...how...
09:37...satisfied your man was last night.
09:41I couldn't sleep because of all the...
09:43...moaning.
09:45I gotta know...
09:47...what did you do...
09:48...to make that man scream like that?
09:52Show me your magic!
09:53Yes, do not touch me!
10:05Oh?
10:08You hear that purring?
10:11I think my pussy...
10:13...needs to be bit.
10:25Who owns this place?
10:44Me.
10:46What is going on?
10:47What did that leaf get me into?
10:51Sorry.
10:59Boss?
11:03I brought you B-11.
11:14Jesus, what the hell is this?
11:17I'm looking for a woman.
11:22On me, fellas!
11:44Well...
11:46...can you move aside, please?
11:47You're blocking the signal.
11:54It's been 48 hours.
11:55I think we gotta go to the cops.
11:57What do you think?
11:58Come on, boss.
11:59If you go to the police,
12:00they'll find the first excuse to put you in cuffs.
12:03Over there.
12:04I need the window cleared.
12:14How's your wound, boss?
12:22You tell me.
12:30What do you think?
12:32Huh?
12:34Look at it.
12:39Yeah.
12:40Yeah, it's all stitched up.
12:43It's a heart.
12:45I mean, there's gotta be a reason why she did that, right?
12:47It's gotta mean something.
12:49What?
12:50Who?
12:55Boss?
13:01Why are you dancing?
13:02Boss?
13:03Boss!
13:04Boss, boss, boss!
13:05Hey, buddy, come on.
13:10Hey!
13:14What the hell's going on?
13:16Boss, your wound is infected.
13:19But a doctor found the cause.
13:21It is...
13:22...dog hair.
13:30I mean, I'll...
13:32I hope my skills fixing dogs' balls was enough to fix you.
13:38She's a vet.
13:40She has to be.
13:41Will, give me a list of every pet hospital in town.
13:43Go.
13:44Got it, boss.
13:46And, Will.
13:49Tell the doctor I want my heart back.
13:52On it.
13:53On it.
13:57I'll find you.
14:11Oh, payday!
14:12Finally, I can get out of this hellhole and into a safe place.
14:17Just in time.
14:21Thank you, everyone.
14:22Keep up the hard work.
14:24God, look at her hair.
14:26I don't think she's showered in weeks.
14:28And she smells worse than the dogs.
14:31Whatever.
14:32Um, Director, hey, did you forget about something?
14:37What?
14:38Me.
14:39I thought you understood.
14:41Living here isn't free.
14:43Your last two weeks of work covers for your room and board.
14:47If you need cash, go rob a bank.