Mafia Boss Becomes My Pet - Full Movie
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00:00Well, the incision point is prepped, but you're sure the old boy really needs it?
00:13Positive.
00:14He's knocked up eight girls in one month.
00:17It is time to free the world from the weight of his balls.
00:27Get out of my way.
00:34Director, I wanted to update you on today's surgery.
00:38It couldn't have gone better.
00:39Make some room, Emma.
00:40Emma.
00:41Clean up this mess.
00:42I couldn't have done it without your incredible leadership.
00:48We are just so, so lucky.
00:55We are so, oh, look at him.
01:02Look.
01:03I could really use a little bit of that right now.
01:10Hi.
01:11Whoa, where did you just come from?
01:16Lucky?
01:18What are the odds of that?
01:39Boss, I've got a lead on Lucky.
01:47You can barely keep yourself alive.
02:08How are you going to afford a pet?
02:10Brooke, you're broke.
02:11No, I know.
02:12I know I am, but you don't understand.
02:15Her name is Lucky.
02:16Yes, and she appeared literally seconds after I asked the universe for some luck.
02:20I mean, look, Dad, it's got to be a sign that something great is heading your way.
02:24Hey, that's Vos' mutt with the bitch.
02:27Shoot them both.
02:47I'm waiting.
03:04Well, I saved your life.
03:06Maybe you could save mine.
03:08Cops.
03:10No, I'm just...
03:13I'm just a vet.
03:24What kind of life are you living?
03:27I won't have a life if you don't get to the saving.
03:31Okay, I'm sorry.
03:33I'm going to try my best.
03:34I don't have any anesthetic, though.
03:35I don't know what else to do.
03:37That's fine.
03:38I can handle the pain.
03:41Okay, okay.
03:53Hey.
03:56I thought you said you could take the pain.
04:11Okay.
04:12Okay, okay, okay, okay.
04:13Keep breathing.
04:14Please breathe.
04:15Please breathe.
04:24Okay.
04:29Hopefully my skills fixing dogs' balls was enough to fix you.
04:41Okay.
05:11Jesus.
05:12Yes?
05:13Vos!
05:14Thank God you finally picked up.
05:15James Wilson's boys are going around telling everyone they nearly killed you.
05:16I'm fine.
05:17Somebody saved me.
05:18Vos, why the low tone?
05:19Are you in trouble?
05:20No, no.
05:21Just come pick me up, Will.
05:22I'm fine.
05:23I'm fine.
05:24I'm fine.
05:25I'm fine.
05:26I'm fine.
05:27I'm fine.
05:28I'm fine.
05:29I'm fine.
05:30I'm fine.
05:31I'm fine.
05:32I'm fine.
05:33I'm fine.
05:34I'm fine.
05:35I'm fine.
05:36I'm fine.
05:37I'm fine.
05:38I'm fine.
05:39I'm fine.
05:40Don't be late.
06:11You're back.
06:13Yeah.
06:35Let's get you out of here.
06:36Well, it looks like we both have the same new hero, huh?
06:41Come on, let's go.
06:56See you soon.
07:06To be continued...
07:31Uh, boss.
07:33You're sure?
07:36Yeah, I, uh...
07:39...had an interesting night.
07:49I shouldn't let her out of my sight.
07:51Will.
07:53I need you to find me whoever's in, uh...
07:56...room B11.
07:58Copy that, boss.
07:59Follow me, fellas!
08:01Come on, Roger!
08:26Save your life, Ken, by waking me for a thank you?
08:31No.
08:36Lucky?
08:38And you stole...
08:40...my dog?
08:43And my favorite shirt?
08:45Oh, you bad thief.
08:47Oh, yeah.
08:48Yeah, you better be back to return everything you stole.
08:51And that shirt better be freshly laundered.
08:58Jack, hey.
08:59Uh...
09:01Sorry, um, can I have a few extra days...
09:03...for that rent check, please?
09:05No, no, no, no need to rush, sweetheart.
09:08I saw you had a new guy here last night.
09:11I know you've had your...
09:13...financial struggles.
09:15There is no need...
09:17...to sleep with strangers for money.
09:21Not when I'm right here.
09:23What...
09:24...are you doing, and what are you talking about?
09:26Is this a nurse's uniform?
09:28Oh, I like this.
09:30Oh, you want to do a little...
09:31...role play?
09:35I heard...
09:37...how...
09:38...satisfied your man was last night.
09:41I couldn't sleep because of all the moaning.
09:45I gotta know...
09:47...what did you do to make that man scream like that?
09:52Show me your magic!
09:54Do not touch me!
10:01Sigh.
10:03Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
10:06Oh?
10:09You hear that purring?
10:11I think my pussy...
10:14...needs to be pet.
10:16Meow!
10:25Who owns this place?
10:31Me.
10:33What is going on?
10:35What did that leaf get me into?
10:38Oh.
10:39S-sorry.
10:47Both...
10:48...of you...
10:49...need to leave.
10:51Leave.
10:52Leave.
10:53Leave.
10:54Leave.
10:55Leave.
10:56Leave.
10:57Leave.
10:59Both...
11:03...I brought you B-11.
11:17Jesus, what the hell is this?
11:20I'm looking for a woman.
11:25On me, fellas!
11:28On me, fellas!
11:46Well...
11:47...when you move aside, please, you're blocking the signal.
11:51What happened?
11:55It's been 48 hours. I think we've got to go to the cops.
11:58What do you think?
11:59Come on, boss.
12:00If you go to the police, they'll find the first excuse to put you in cuffs.
12:04Over there.
12:05I need the window cleared.
12:15How's your wound, boss?
12:21You tell me.
12:29What do you think?
12:31Huh?
12:33Look at it.
12:38Yeah.
12:39Yeah.
12:40It's all stitched up.
12:42It's a heart.
12:44I mean, there's got to be a reason why she did that, right?
12:46It's got to mean something.
12:48What?
12:49What?
12:50Who?
12:55Boss?
13:01Why are you dancing?
13:02Boss?
13:03Boss!
13:04Boss, boss, boss!
13:05Hey, buddy, come on.
13:15What the hell's going on?
13:16Boss, your wound is infected.
13:18But a doctor found the cause.
13:21It is dog hair.
13:30I mean, I hope my skills fixing dogs' balls was enough to fix you.
13:37She's a vet.
13:39She has to be.
13:41Will, give me a list of every pet hospital in town. Go.
13:45Got it, boss.
13:47And, Will.
13:51Tell the doctor I want my heart back.
13:53On it. On it.
13:58I'll find you.
14:11Oh, payday!
14:13Finally, I can get out of this hellhole and into a safe place.
14:17Just in time.
14:22Thank you, everyone. Keep up the hard work.
14:25God, look at her hair.
14:27I don't think she's showered in weeks.
14:29And she smells worse than the dogs.
14:32Whatever.
14:33Director, hey, did you forget about something?
14:37What?
14:39Me.
14:40I thought you understood.
14:42New Year isn't free.
14:44The last two weeks of work covers for your room and board.
14:48If you need cash, go rob a bank.