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00:00:00Oh my god, that's Christopher Stennett, state candidate?
00:00:11He's so hot, I want him to campaign all over me, can I vote for him 500 times?
00:00:19I should be sick, I'm sorry.
00:00:32Mr. Stennett, congrats on your upcoming victory.
00:00:36Oh, it's much too early to say that, but thank you. And you are?
00:00:41Only one of your biggest supporters.
00:00:43Are you going to drink this or break the heart of one of your donors?
00:00:49Oh, wow. Excuse me for a second.
00:01:08Let's go upstairs together, handsome. Let me take care of you.
00:01:12What are you talking about?
00:01:14Don't deny it. You need me, baby.
00:01:20Oh, baby. You just don't know. He'll be in our room soon.
00:01:26Who the hell are you? Get away from me. Get the fuck out of my way.
00:01:49Hey, new intern. Are you serious? This entrance is for wealthy political donors only.
00:02:01The side door is for the help. Jesus, that cheap dress might work on your corn farm, but not here.
00:02:07Get out and go through the back.
00:02:10I'm so sorry, I didn't know.
00:02:13Just a stupid farm girl who randomly stumbled into an internship on our campaign.
00:02:19I don't know how she doesn't even know the first thing about our candidate.
00:02:23How garnish. This is a Senate campaign, not a country bumpkin office. You don't need a corn grower.
00:02:30Well, I just fired an intern for hitting on our candidate, so I needed someone to run errands.
00:02:37Excuse me. We grow brussel sprouts, not corn.
00:02:40And I might not know a lot about the candidate, but I really believe in his ideas.
00:02:44Excuse me, intern. Not another word. Get lost.
00:02:57You ruined my mink. Are you drunk?
00:03:00Oh, my God. On behalf of the campaign, I apologize.
00:03:04My God. On behalf of the campaign, I apologize, ma'am.
00:03:08You clumsy hick. You will not keep your job after this.
00:03:12I'm so sorry. Please don't fire me. I really want to work on this campaign.
00:03:16I'll fix it. I'll clean the coat and the wig right now.
00:03:19Well, what are you waiting for?
00:03:21You dumb hick. This is all your fault.
00:03:25Don't worry. There's cleaning spies upstairs.
00:03:28Stay out of this, maid. Fix it, intern, or you're fired.
00:03:35Thank you, but where are the cleaning supplies?
00:03:38You heard what she said. If I can't get these clean, I'll be fired.
00:03:41I put you into room 2809. It's empty. Go up there. You'll be alone.
00:03:45You're a lifesaver. I'm Sarah.
00:03:48Us working class girls got to stick together, right? I'm Stephanie.
00:03:51You're right.
00:03:54God, I had a really tough day.
00:03:56It's okay. These rich people are ridiculous. Don't blame yourself.
00:04:00That's why I'm interning on this campaign. To stand up for people like us.
00:04:04I just wish I fit in better.
00:04:07Amen, girl.
00:04:10And look at you.
00:04:14You look like you fit right in.
00:04:21Hi. I'm a wealthy socialite. I eat caviar, not Doritos.
00:04:24I totally belong here.
00:04:27Hey, I gotta run, but this key works for the elevator and it gets you into room 2809.
00:04:32Call me if you need me. Good luck.
00:04:35Thanks again. See you later.
00:04:39Is somebody here?
00:04:42Is somebody in there?
00:04:45Oh, sorry.
00:04:48God, he's so hot.
00:04:51I'm sorry.
00:04:54Good luck.
00:04:57It's okay.
00:05:00Hey, wait.
00:05:03Wait.
00:05:06I don't know where I'm going.
00:05:09It's okay.
00:05:12God, he's so hot.
00:05:21Are you okay?
00:06:12He shoved me out of the room, Senator.
00:06:14I-I-
00:06:15URGH! You goddamn worthless woman!
00:06:18I hired you to drug him and to film a scandalous sex tape.
00:06:25And you returned empty fucking handed!
00:06:29Sir, I think I have something.
00:06:32Well then show me, you idiot!
00:06:34This might just be enough to bring my election opponent down.
00:06:54Can't believe we-
00:06:55I slept with a hot stranger!
00:06:58Senator?
00:07:02I have to clean this or I'll be fired.
00:07:28Where the hell did you disappear to last night, farm girl?
00:07:32If you didn't get that coat fixed, you're fired.
00:07:34No, I did fix it. It's right here.
00:07:38It doesn't matter.
00:07:39You belong in a farmer's market, not a campaign office.
00:07:43A new intern from a wealthy family will take over your job tomorrow, so...
00:07:47Today's your last day, little trash girl.
00:07:50No, Rebecca, please. I really want this job.
00:07:54Candidate Stinnett is running a little late, which isn't like him.
00:07:59But he'll be here soon, so be ready.
00:08:02He's never late.
00:08:04I wonder if our candidate got laid last night.
00:08:07He wouldn't.
00:08:08He'll be my man sooner or later.
00:08:10Stop gossiping.
00:08:11Mr. Stinnett is a candidate of the United States Senate.
00:08:14Even a little rumor could lead to a scandal.
00:08:17Even a little rumor could lead to a scandal.
00:08:47You've got to be kidding me.
00:08:49The man I slept with is the candidate?
00:08:51Hello, miss.
00:08:53Thank God, he didn't recognize me.
00:09:00I fucked up.
00:09:02If anyone finds out I slept with him, it'll be a scandal.
00:09:05Have we met, miss?
00:09:07Absolutely never.
00:09:09Sarah's a new intern from some...
00:09:13I don't think she's cut out for this.
00:09:16Something's familiar about her.
00:09:18Thank God he recognizes me. I'm in so much trouble.
00:09:21Sir, I think you've shaken the intern's hand long enough.
00:09:25Glad to have you on my team, Sarah.
00:09:28Thank God he didn't recognize me.
00:09:33He's way out of your league.
00:09:36He's way out of your league.
00:09:39He's way out of your league, farm girl.
00:09:42Stay away from him.
00:09:45He'd never go for a poor farm girl like you, so...
00:09:48don't even think about it.
00:09:50Hey, something happened last night.
00:09:53Emergency meeting. Let's go.
00:09:56No interns allowed.
00:09:58Get me a coffee with...
00:10:00non-fat, dairy-free, oat-free oat milk.
00:10:05Sir, what happened?
00:10:09You disappeared from the fundraiser last night.
00:10:11It's hazy.
00:10:13But I think some of the events slipped something in my drink.
00:10:16It's foggy.
00:10:18But I spent the night with a woman who...
00:10:21You slept with someone?
00:10:22And she drugged you?
00:10:23She was...
00:10:24It was a set-up.
00:10:26Oh, God.
00:10:27A sex scandal will sink this campaign.
00:10:30The slut you slept with was probably a spy sent by the senator.
00:10:34Are you okay?
00:10:39No.
00:10:41No, I don't remember much.
00:10:43But the girl I was with last night isn't like that.
00:10:45She's a good person.
00:10:47You're being naive.
00:10:49Okay, this is dirty politics.
00:10:51Your enemies will do anything to entrap and ruin you.
00:10:54She's not like that.
00:10:56No one's gonna find out.
00:10:57There will be no scandal.
00:11:04No one will find out?
00:11:07No one will find out?
00:11:09Senator Hester's about to do a press conference attacking you.
00:11:17I will protect your Second Amendment rights.
00:11:19Just have your coffee.
00:11:20Quiet, control.
00:11:21You get a bazooka, you get a bazooka.
00:11:23You get a bazooka, you get a bazooka.
00:11:25It's your God-given right.
00:11:27And us men, we know how to safely handle firearms.
00:11:32Oh, shit!
00:11:35Gotcha!
00:11:37I did that on purpose.
00:11:39Where was I?
00:11:41Oh, my opponent, Christopher Stink,
00:11:43laid with a prostitute last night.
00:11:47What? I'm not a prostitute.
00:11:49This indecent, immoral, and premarital sex
00:11:55will have him burning in hell for all eternity.
00:11:57So this is bad.
00:11:59He's lying.
00:12:01I didn't sleep with a prostitute.
00:12:04And I have proof that my opponent,
00:12:06Christopher Stink,
00:12:08slept with a hooker last night.
00:12:12Oh, no.
00:12:14He got a photo of us in bed.
00:12:16He has a photo?
00:12:18We're doomed.
00:12:24Oh, no.
00:12:26He got a photo of us in bed?
00:12:30Useless intern.
00:12:32And I have proof
00:12:34that my opponent,
00:12:36Christopher Stink,
00:12:38slept with a prostitute last night.
00:12:44That isn't a photo of me.
00:12:46Wait a second.
00:12:48That is not the woman I slept with last night.
00:12:50She was much more beautiful.
00:12:53That stupid farm girl smirk off your face.
00:12:55I'm sorry. I'll just get out.
00:12:59Sir, this is bad.
00:13:02It doesn't matter if you didn't sleep with a prostitute
00:13:04or whoever she was.
00:13:06If we can't prove it wasn't a fake,
00:13:08then it'll sink and ruin the campaign.
00:13:10Wait.
00:13:12The girl last night gave me her phone number.
00:13:14Oh, no.
00:13:29The annoying farm girl intern?
00:13:31She's your one-night stand?
00:13:33Please, no.
00:13:35You can't sleep with your intern.
00:13:37It'll be a massive scandal.
00:13:39No, sorry. It's just my mom calling.
00:13:41I knew it.
00:13:44Get out, intern.
00:13:46You don't belong in this high-level meeting anyway.
00:13:49Hi, Mom. One second.
00:13:53Damn.
00:13:55She didn't pick up.
00:13:57Good. Don't talk to her.
00:13:59Your one-night stand was probably
00:14:01a spy sent by Senator Hustler
00:14:03to entrap you.
00:14:05Sir, the Senate is all over TV spreading
00:14:07massive lies that you slept with this prostitute.
00:14:09And they'll believe him.
00:14:11And we'll lose this election.
00:14:13Okay, unless we can prove it's a lie.
00:14:15How can I if the girl I was really with
00:14:17won't answer my calls?
00:14:19Wait.
00:14:21There must be security camera footage proving
00:14:23that I didn't go in the room with that prostitute.
00:14:25Yes.
00:14:27Of course.
00:14:29We'll get that hotel security camera footage
00:14:31ASAP.
00:14:39We'll get that footage and prove you weren't with the prostitute.
00:14:42Maybe we'll see the woman I was really with last night, too.
00:14:44He'll see I'm who he was with.
00:14:50You're on your phone? Again?
00:14:52Go get me a muffin.
00:14:54Cinnamon raisin.
00:14:56No raisins.
00:14:58And make sure it's gluten-free.
00:15:00I was just calling in your order.
00:15:02No, actually.
00:15:04Stephanie, this is
00:15:06Sarah. We met...
00:15:08I remember you. What's up, girl?
00:15:11Is there any way you could access
00:15:13the hotel footage from last night
00:15:15from floor 28
00:15:17and delete it?
00:15:19Where's my muffin, intern?
00:15:21I'm still placing the order.
00:15:23Delete the footage?
00:15:25May I ask why?
00:15:27I know it's a lot to ask. I'll explain later, but it's an emergency.
00:15:29Us working class girls gotta look out
00:15:31for each other, right?
00:15:33Staff in the security room is my friend. I got it.
00:15:35Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
00:15:37My people are arriving at the hotel.
00:15:39Delete the footage in no time.
00:15:41Come on, Stephanie. Delete that footage
00:15:43fast, or I'm in trouble.
00:15:47Hey. Sarah, right?
00:15:49Sorry I haven't had a chance to get to talk to you.
00:15:51It's been a crazy day.
00:15:53That's okay.
00:15:55I swear it's not usually like this.
00:15:57But I would love to hear your position
00:15:59on my campaign platform.
00:16:01Don't waste your time talking to an unqualified
00:16:03corn-growing intern who doesn't know the first thing
00:16:05about politics.
00:16:08I know you're all about the politics of anger, but Topher isn't.
00:16:10He doesn't name-call or put people down,
00:16:12so you shouldn't either. And for the last time,
00:16:14my family grows Brussels sprouts.
00:16:16Bravo.
00:16:18Bravo. That's the right attitude.
00:16:22Think about learning some tips from her.
00:16:24She's a lot smarter than you give her credit for.
00:16:26What?
00:16:28But, she's...
00:16:32I would love
00:16:34to get to know you.
00:16:36Sir, our people are at the hotel right now finding the footage.
00:16:42Don't worry, sir.
00:16:44We're going to figure out who that mystery girl was in the footage.
00:16:46Any second now.
00:16:48Go ahead.
00:16:50What?
00:16:52The footage was deleted?
00:16:54With the footage gone, no one will find out
00:16:56we slept together. Not even him.
00:16:58I'm in the clear.
00:17:00I'll figure out something to
00:17:02disprove the Senator's lies, sir.
00:17:06Speaking of me,
00:17:08have you decided
00:17:10who you want to be your assistant?
00:17:12God, he's so hot.
00:17:14But I need to keep my distance
00:17:16and make sure nothing else happens between us.
00:17:20No.
00:17:22Sir, she's
00:17:24unqualified.
00:17:26She doesn't know anything about politics.
00:17:28She's nobody.
00:17:30This is her last day,
00:17:32actually.
00:17:35Exactly what I need.
00:17:37Oh, no. Not me.
00:17:39You're my new assistant, Sarah.
00:17:41Get ready. We're going to be spending a lot more time together.
00:17:47So much for staying away from him.
00:17:49You little hick.
00:17:53How did you get him to promote you over me?
00:17:59The candidate's schedule and speeches for the upcoming week.
00:18:01Policy positions.
00:18:04Memorize all of it.
00:18:06There's a false rumor going around
00:18:08that the candidate slept with a prostitute.
00:18:10If anyone finds out that he's intimate with an intern,
00:18:12it's game over for all of us.
00:18:14So, keep it professional.
00:18:16I believe in this campaign.
00:18:18I won't jeopardize it.
00:18:20That's why I stole the footage?
00:18:22Because you accidentally slept
00:18:24with your Senate candidate boss?
00:18:26I didn't know that it was him.
00:18:28He thought I was just some rich snob lady.
00:18:30Oh, my God.
00:18:32You like him.
00:18:34I get it.
00:18:36He's freaking hot and successful.
00:18:38I know.
00:18:40But he doesn't know that it was me.
00:18:42And if word ever got out
00:18:44that he slept with his candidate...
00:18:46Don't worry.
00:18:48The footage is gone.
00:18:50And your hot little secret's safe.
00:18:52Crisis averted.
00:18:54My opponent, Christopher Stitt,
00:18:56is a lying scoundrel.
00:18:58In this election, I will prove it.
00:19:01What the hell is he talking about?
00:19:03He's just making up this story
00:19:05about the candidate sleeping with a hooker last night.
00:19:07What? He called you a hooker?
00:19:09No, not me.
00:19:11But he has this photo
00:19:13of a woman in a red dress
00:19:15leaning on Topher.
00:19:17And it's all a lie.
00:19:19He's just framing him.
00:19:21I actually saw your boss last night
00:19:23with a woman in a red dress.
00:19:25What?
00:19:27I was there.
00:19:29I only want things, Tov.
00:19:31I will.
00:19:33After you give me all the dirty little details.
00:19:43Just avoid being alone with Topher.
00:19:47He's in his office. Go on in.
00:19:49Oh, no. I don't want to interrupt.
00:19:52Morning, sir.
00:19:54Your coffee.
00:19:56Sarah.
00:19:58Please, call me Topher.
00:20:02Ah.
00:20:04Just what I needed.
00:20:06Well, I want to give you
00:20:08what you need.
00:20:10It's my job as your assistant.
00:20:12May I say,
00:20:14you're excelling at it.
00:20:16You seem nervous.
00:20:18I'm not that scared.
00:20:20I'm not that scary, am I?
00:20:22No, I...
00:20:24Senator Hessler is just
00:20:26saying you were with the hooker.
00:20:28It's a lie.
00:20:30It's so frustrating.
00:20:32That's what my opponent does.
00:20:34He lies.
00:20:36But do you know why we're gonna win?
00:20:38Because we have the truth
00:20:40on our side, don't we, Sarah?
00:20:42The prostitute story won't hold up
00:20:44because it isn't true.
00:20:46So all we have to do
00:20:49is just smile,
00:20:51take a breath,
00:20:53and it's okay.
00:20:55Perfect.
00:20:57Just like that.
00:21:03What are you doing here for, girl?
00:21:05The hooker story
00:21:07isn't going away.
00:21:09Senator Hessler is about to give a press conference
00:21:11attacking you.
00:21:13But there's no proof.
00:21:15Politics isn't about proof, intern.
00:21:18And a senator is telling a pretty juicy one.
00:21:20Whoever deleted that security camera
00:21:22footage really screwed us.
00:21:24The senator is lying.
00:21:26Let's go confront him.
00:21:28I'll do it myself.
00:21:30No, sir. It's politically dangerous.
00:21:32I'm not worried.
00:21:34Let's go confront the senator
00:21:36and put this nonsense story behind us.
00:21:38And put this nonsense story behind us.
00:21:40Yeah.
00:21:42Make the bully say his lies
00:21:44right to your face.
00:21:46Let the adults take it from here, farm girl.
00:21:48I'll let you know if the candidate needs another coffee.
00:21:50Wait.
00:21:52Sir, we gotta go. Now.
00:21:54I think Sarah's ideas and instincts are sharp.
00:21:56I'm not forgetting about her.
00:21:58Come on.
00:22:00I want you with me.
00:22:10Stinnett is a liar
00:22:12who couldn't be trusted.
00:22:15He slept with a hooker.
00:22:25Excuse me, senator.
00:22:27If you're gonna lie about me, say it to my face.
00:22:29Aww.
00:22:31The ill-moral man
00:22:33who slept with hookers has arrived.
00:22:35I did no such thing.
00:22:37The photo in the elevator is not proof, senator.
00:22:39Heh heh.
00:22:41Funny you should mention proof.
00:22:43Bring in the hooker!
00:22:47You screwed up.
00:22:49This horned dog,
00:22:51Christopher Stinnett,
00:22:53hates yours truly for sex.
00:22:55That door.
00:22:59She's lying. I didn't sleep with her.
00:23:01I was with someone else.
00:23:03Well, we can't prove it.
00:23:05Dammit, I deleted the footage that would prove it.
00:23:07I gotta do something.
00:23:09Where's the girl you actually slept with when you need her?
00:23:12Get out, intern.
00:23:14Let the grown-ups work.
00:23:16Christopher!
00:23:18What do you have to say now,
00:23:20you shameless sex creep?
00:23:22She didn't sleep with me.
00:23:24She drugged me.
00:23:26That's a lie!
00:23:28You were sober.
00:23:30Didn't even need Viagra, baby.
00:23:32Likely story,
00:23:34Stinnett.
00:23:36Admit it!
00:23:38Admit you paid for sex!
00:23:40To the public.
00:23:42Unlike you, Senator, I'm honest.
00:23:44Oh, baby, I know you can't forget
00:23:46all the nasty things we did in bed.
00:23:50Boy, you better save what little dignity
00:23:52you have left and drop out of the race!
00:23:56I'm fighting for working people.
00:23:58I'm not giving up.
00:24:00Especially not because of a lie.
00:24:03I don't know you.
00:24:05Stop.
00:24:07Oh, come on.
00:24:09You know me.
00:24:11Unlike that night we had last night.
00:24:13Slap it again!
00:24:15Absolutely not.
00:24:17That's a lie.
00:24:19Oh, we can see it all now,
00:24:21Topher.
00:24:23You have been exposed as a
00:24:25D.S.C. dirty sex creep!
00:24:27Now drop out of the race!
00:24:29Now!
00:24:33Not so fast.
00:24:39It's you.
00:24:41Who the hell are you, bitch?
00:24:49You didn't sleep with him last night.
00:24:51I did, and I can prove it.
00:24:55You didn't sleep with him that night.
00:24:57I did, and I've got the proof.
00:24:59Who the hell are you, Blondie?
00:25:02You're lying!
00:25:04Are you sure about that?
00:25:06Who the hell is this?
00:25:08Get her out of here!
00:25:10This is my event!
00:25:12No. Don't know her.
00:25:14She works at the hotel.
00:25:16She saw everything.
00:25:18That's right.
00:25:20I was on duty that night,
00:25:22and I saw that woman try to seduce
00:25:24Mr. Stennett in the hallway,
00:25:26but she failed.
00:25:28He pushed her off and went into his room,
00:25:30I told the truth,
00:25:32and your photos can prove I was there.
00:25:36Look.
00:25:38There I am in your photos.
00:25:40Drugging a man is a felony.
00:25:42So the question is,
00:25:44why did you do it,
00:25:46and why are you lying about sleeping with him?
00:25:50This wasn't part of the deal.
00:25:52Shut up, Candy!
00:25:54Geez, Senator.
00:25:56For such immoral family values, man.
00:25:59On a first-name basis with a sex worker.
00:26:03Screw you!
00:26:05I'm out of here!
00:26:07Get your ass back!
00:26:13Is it true, Mr. Stennett?
00:26:15You spent the night with this woman?
00:26:17You slept with a random stranger?
00:26:19I can't let his campaign fail because of me.
00:26:21I have to do something.
00:26:23I won't help you save your campaign,
00:26:25but I need you to trust me.
00:26:29Okay.
00:26:35Random stranger?
00:26:37Well, I'm hardly a stranger to Topher.
00:26:39My name is Beth.
00:26:41I'm his fiancée.
00:26:43My name is Beth.
00:26:45I'm his fiancée.
00:26:49Beth, who are you?
00:26:51Where are you from?
00:26:53What's your last name?
00:26:55Beth is a wealthy heiress.
00:26:57I'm running for office, not her.
00:26:59Thank you all.
00:27:07Hell yes, we just botched a scam thanks to her.
00:27:09Beth, you saved mine.
00:27:11Where the hell is Sarah?
00:27:13If that intern abandoned her post again,
00:27:15we need to finally fire her.
00:27:17You're engaged now?
00:27:19As Beth?
00:27:21I didn't know what to do.
00:27:23I didn't want to be the reason his campaign failed.
00:27:26I mean, that was terrifying.
00:27:28I can't do it again.
00:27:30I thought my heart was going to explode.
00:27:32But it's sexy.
00:27:34And don't worry, the election's in a week.
00:27:36You won't have to do it again.
00:27:38You're fine.
00:27:40You snuck off to be with the filthy hotel maids?
00:27:42Filthy hotel maid just saved your boss's ass, bitch.
00:27:44There you are.
00:27:46Did you see it?
00:27:48I did see it, sir.
00:27:50It was great.
00:27:52No, you didn't.
00:27:55Topher, just fire her already.
00:27:57What? No.
00:27:59Why would he fire me?
00:28:01I'm the one who set it up.
00:28:03I called Beth.
00:28:05I mean, I didn't.
00:28:07I actually did.
00:28:09Sarah, if you're the one who called Beth,
00:28:11you just saved my ass.
00:28:13What?
00:28:15Sarah's lying.
00:28:17She did it.
00:28:19No, I did.
00:28:21I did it to help Mr. Stinnett.
00:28:23Okay.
00:28:31I had it all planned.
00:28:33We catch Stinnett
00:28:35with the hooker I hired
00:28:37and that damn
00:28:39rich blonde bitch
00:28:41ruined it.
00:28:43Oh, I love that.
00:28:45I want her investigated
00:28:47and de-fucking-stroyed.
00:28:49Destroyed!
00:28:52Sir, I can't find any information on her.
00:28:54It's like Beth, she just doesn't exist.
00:28:56That's not impossible.
00:28:58She...
00:29:00You're right,
00:29:02Bobby boy.
00:29:04She doesn't exist!
00:29:06Danny, tell him the good news.
00:29:08We're back in a close race.
00:29:10If we keep fighting and avoid scandals,
00:29:12we can win this election.
00:29:14And, and,
00:29:16it's all thanks to our candidate's new fiance, Beth.
00:29:18We all owe a huge thanks
00:29:20to the best campaign intern
00:29:22and assistant
00:29:24I could have ever asked for.
00:29:26When this campaign ship was sinking,
00:29:28you helped to keep afloat.
00:29:30It was nothing, really.
00:29:32Sarah saved us all.
00:29:34I need to get him a lawyer to turn him against the farm bitch.
00:29:36Alright, everyone, back to work.
00:29:38Topher?
00:29:40Sir?
00:29:42Can I talk to you for a second?
00:29:44Really, Sarah,
00:29:46you saved me.
00:29:49I'll never forget it.
00:29:51I want to personally thank you.
00:29:53Topher, Senator Hessler is claiming that
00:29:55your fiance, Beth, is
00:29:57some actress that you hired.
00:29:59He's saying that it's all just a giant lie.
00:30:01We have to get Beth in a public interview.
00:30:03Damn.
00:30:05Beth is a mysterious woman.
00:30:07I don't know if she'll want to go out publicly,
00:30:09but I'll call her and give her a try.
00:30:11She's not picking up.
00:30:13Sarah, you've tried to get Beth before.
00:30:15Can you try to call her again?
00:30:17Sarah, you've tried to get Beth before.
00:30:19Can you try to call her again?
00:30:21Sarah, please call her right now.
00:30:23No, I can't pretend to be Beth again.
00:30:25It's too risky.
00:30:27I'll do my best.
00:30:29She's useless.
00:30:31I told you.
00:30:33She doesn't even know Beth.
00:30:35No time, Topher.
00:30:37We need to get Beth involved publicly.
00:30:40Give us Beth's number.
00:30:42We'll track her location.
00:30:44Drag her ass here.
00:30:46No. I'm not going to treat Beth like that.
00:30:48I'm here to protect her.
00:30:50Even if it hurts my campaign.
00:30:52It won't just hurt our campaign.
00:30:54It'll destroy it.
00:30:56This isn't your campaign, Rebecca.
00:30:58It's mine.
00:31:00And you work for me.
00:31:10What are you smiling at, farm girl?
00:31:12I'm smiling because
00:31:14Topher put your ego in its place.
00:31:16You bitch.
00:31:18I don't know how,
00:31:20but I know
00:31:22that the scandal with Beth
00:31:24and the prostitute is somehow your fault.
00:31:26My fault?
00:31:28I'm the one who called Beth to the event and saved us.
00:31:30You're such a liar.
00:31:32Beth is a beautiful,
00:31:34classy, rich woman.
00:31:36You are a
00:31:39poor, dirty farm girl.
00:31:41You don't know Beth.
00:31:43And when the candidate finds out
00:31:45that you lied about it,
00:31:47I'll make sure he fires you.
00:31:53It can't be Beth in public.
00:31:55It's too risky.
00:31:57But what if Topher loses the campaign?
00:31:59I cannot ruin his career.
00:32:03The Center is telling the media that
00:32:05Beth isn't real. We need her.
00:32:07She didn't pick up the phone.
00:32:09Sarah, where's Sarah?
00:32:11She said she could contact Beth.
00:32:13As if.
00:32:15Think about it.
00:32:17How does a poor intern
00:32:19who just arrived off Boston Cornfield
00:32:21know a beautiful, wealthy
00:32:23city heiress?
00:32:25I wonder that too.
00:32:27If she can't get Beth to come today,
00:32:29fire her for lying.
00:32:31I'll fire her if she lied to us.
00:32:33Beth.
00:32:37Hi.
00:32:39I'm Rebecca.
00:32:41It's so great to meet you.
00:32:43May I call you Beth?
00:32:45Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come,
00:32:47but Sarah convinced me to.
00:32:49I knew Sarah would come through.
00:32:51Topher, I hope you understand
00:32:53why I've been distant.
00:32:55You're running a campaign,
00:32:57and I'm a private person.
00:32:59I don't want you to do anything
00:33:01you're uncomfortable with.
00:33:03We need her.
00:33:06Unless you do a joint TV interview,
00:33:08this scandal will ruin our campaign.
00:33:10You need me
00:33:12on live TV.
00:33:14I can't do it.
00:33:16I won't be able to pretend to be rich
00:33:18right in front of the camera.
00:33:20It would be a disaster.
00:33:22Beth, it's your choice.
00:33:24This is all Sarah's fault.
00:33:26By the way, where is that dirty farm girl?
00:33:28She's late.
00:33:30Screw it. I have to fire her.
00:33:32Enough, Rebecca.
00:33:34I don't like the way you talk about Sarah.
00:33:36She may just be a working class girl
00:33:38from a farm, but she's a hard worker.
00:33:40Not some worthless nepo baby
00:33:42born with a silver spoon in her mouth like this.
00:33:44Excuse me.
00:33:46You heard what I said. Back off.
00:33:48And that's a good lesson
00:33:50for Rebecca to learn.
00:33:52I'm sorry to ask,
00:33:54but I need you.
00:33:56Topher,
00:33:58if it helps your candidacy,
00:34:00I will do the interview.
00:34:03I'll script the whole thing.
00:34:05Tell you exactly what to say on TV.
00:34:07This interview will save my campaign.
00:34:09Or, if I don't handle it perfectly,
00:34:11I'll be exposed, and you'll lose the election
00:34:13in a landslide.
00:34:15Well, I've got a meeting scheduled,
00:34:17so I must go, but see you then.
00:34:19See...
00:34:21Where is she always running off to?
00:34:25Okay, I have all her lines memorized.
00:34:27Me too.
00:34:29I mean, I helped Beth memorize everything.
00:34:32The interview's soon. Where's Beth?
00:34:34Mr. Sinnott, is your fiancé here yet?
00:34:36We're live in five minutes.
00:34:38Any second now.
00:34:40I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
00:34:42Not so fast,
00:34:44fine girl.
00:34:46Did you gossip about me with Beth?
00:34:48You shameless bitch.
00:34:50You're trying to sabotage me with a candidate.
00:34:52No. Rebecca, I don't have time
00:34:54to argue with you. I just need to use the ladies room.
00:34:56Well, hold it in.
00:34:58This isn't your corn farm.
00:35:00You'll be in the dirt whenever you feel like it.
00:35:02You're not going anywhere.
00:35:04We're live in four minutes.
00:35:06If Beth isn't here by then,
00:35:08I'm reporting that your fiancé ditched you.
00:35:10You'll take the blame, farm girl.
00:35:12If Beth doesn't show, it's your fault.
00:35:14Mr. Sinnott, where is Beth?
00:35:22You're not going anywhere.
00:35:24If Beth doesn't show up for the interview,
00:35:26you're gonna be here to take the blame.
00:35:29You can't sneak away this time.
00:35:31Rebecca,
00:35:33Beth texted me and told me how mean you are
00:35:35to her and Sarah.
00:35:37What? Beth said that?
00:35:39She isn't even here.
00:35:41You see, Sarah is ignorant
00:35:43and dumb.
00:35:45Sarah is brilliant and perfect
00:35:47and beautiful.
00:35:49And she deserves to be here
00:35:51just like anyone else.
00:35:53Beautiful?
00:35:55Go fix your attitude, Rebecca.
00:35:59Thank you, Topher. I mean, sir.
00:36:03Do you really think I'm beautiful?
00:36:05I should have said that.
00:36:07But yes, I do think you're beautiful.
00:36:09I barely know Beth.
00:36:11Posing as my fiancé was just to avoid a scandal.
00:36:15Honestly, I'd much rather be on that interview stage
00:36:17with you by my side.
00:36:19Not her.
00:36:21Topher.
00:36:23I know. We have to worry about the election.
00:36:25For one more week, I'll pretend to be with Beth.
00:36:27After that, all bets are off.
00:36:29Three minutes to air!
00:36:31Where's Beth?
00:36:33I'll go get her.
00:36:37My name is Beth
00:36:39and Topher and I started dating
00:36:41five months ago.
00:36:47Just breathe.
00:36:49If I can herd cattle,
00:36:51I can manage a simple TV interview.
00:36:53One minute left.
00:36:57Come on, Beth.
00:36:59Let's go introduce the world on TV.
00:37:05My campaign manager told me
00:37:07exactly what to say.
00:37:09This will be a breeze.
00:37:13We meet the mysterious Beth,
00:37:15fiancé of Senate candidate
00:37:17and former Republican.
00:37:19She's a womanizer.
00:37:21She's a womanizer.
00:37:23She's a womanizer.
00:37:26Fiancé of Senate candidate
00:37:28and formerly eligible bachelor,
00:37:30Christopher Stinnett.
00:37:32Tell us, Beth, how did you two meet?
00:37:34Okay, just have to repeat the lines
00:37:36the campaign scripted for us.
00:37:38Well, it's been a whirlwind.
00:37:40We started dating about five months ago.
00:37:42We met at a political event.
00:37:44That fucking great bitch intern Sarah
00:37:46disappeared again.
00:37:48Quiet. Topher and Beth are doing great.
00:37:50Sarah's the one who got Beth here.
00:37:52Beyond politics, what do you love about Beth?
00:37:54It's a person.
00:37:56Shit. I forgot the right answer to that question.
00:37:58Come on, Topher.
00:38:00Shouldn't be a hard question
00:38:02to answer about your own fiancé.
00:38:04What do you love about Beth?
00:38:06Shouldn't be a hard question
00:38:08to answer about your own fiancé.
00:38:10What do you love about Beth?
00:38:12My fiancé is so modest.
00:38:14We're not used to being in public together.
00:38:16You can answer.
00:38:18I won't be embarrassed.
00:38:20I don't know anything about Beth.
00:38:23I need to think about someone I know
00:38:25and have actual feelings for.
00:38:27Where's Sarah?
00:38:29Mr. Stinnett.
00:38:31What do I love about her?
00:38:33She has an upbeat
00:38:35and optimistic personality.
00:38:37She's charming and funny
00:38:39but passionate about the things
00:38:41we both care about.
00:38:43She's beautiful
00:38:45and humble.
00:38:47Sarah is...
00:38:49He's talking about me?
00:38:52Sarah. Did I say Sarah?
00:38:54Sarah is my middle name.
00:38:56That's right. Beth Sarah.
00:38:58Of course I was talking about Beth.
00:39:00My fiancé.
00:39:02Well, same question for you, Beth.
00:39:04We know Christopher the politician.
00:39:06Tell us what you love about the man.
00:39:08We know Christopher the politician.
00:39:10Tell us what you love about the man.
00:39:12Tell us what you love about the man.
00:39:16Beth is a private person.
00:39:18I don't want to put her on the spot.
00:39:20It's a public TV interview.
00:39:22It's expected that she'll talk about your relationship.
00:39:24No, I don't think she has to.
00:39:26I don't mind.
00:39:28What do I love about Topher?
00:39:30There's something special about him.
00:39:32Yes, he is
00:39:34successful
00:39:36and handsome
00:39:38and powerful
00:39:40but unlike other men
00:39:42like that, he's also kind.
00:39:44He has a big heart.
00:39:46He sees people
00:39:49for who they are
00:39:51regardless of wealth
00:39:53or status.
00:39:55He respects and listens to everyone
00:39:57even his interns.
00:40:01He makes them feel good.
00:40:03We have a surprise.
00:40:05Mr. Senate's opponent in this election
00:40:07Senator Hessler is called into our program.
00:40:09Senator, welcome.
00:40:11This is an interview
00:40:13between myself and my fiancé.
00:40:15We didn't discuss having my opponent
00:40:17afraid to speak to me
00:40:19in front of the voters?
00:40:23No, of course not.
00:40:25Welcome, Senator Hessler.
00:40:27Do you have a question for your opponent
00:40:29or for his fiancé, Beth?
00:40:31I do. It's funny.
00:40:33Beth claims to be an errant and political donor
00:40:35but I've been in politics a long time
00:40:37and neither I nor anyone I know
00:40:39has ever heard of her.
00:40:41She's a private person, Senator.
00:40:43I want the opportunity to meet her
00:40:46in person.
00:40:48Politics can be so nasty
00:40:50but let's have a night where it isn't.
00:40:52There is a non-partisan
00:40:54charity fundraiser tomorrow night.
00:40:56I'll be there.
00:40:58Bring your fiancé, Beth, along.
00:41:00I've never been to a black-tie event before.
00:41:02The Senator will expose me.
00:41:04Unless you're afraid
00:41:06to be together in public.
00:41:08Of course not.
00:41:10Beth will join me.
00:41:12Absolutely.
00:41:22How am I going to pull this off?
00:41:24I have never been to a black-tie event.
00:41:26It'll be fun.
00:41:28And the booze is free.
00:41:30I'm excited to go out with him
00:41:32but not as Beth.
00:41:34I won't know how to act.
00:41:36I mean, do I put my pinky out
00:41:38when I'm sipping champagne?
00:41:41You will be fine.
00:41:43What are you so worried about?
00:41:45I just don't want to hurt Topher
00:41:47or his campaign.
00:41:49You've got it bad for him, huh?
00:41:51A night on the arm of your handsome crush.
00:41:53And you get to dress up
00:41:55and eat caviar
00:41:57and finally see how the other half lives.
00:41:59I'm jealous.
00:42:01You're going to need a fancy dress.
00:42:07Are you serious?
00:42:10I found a dry cleaner at the hotel.
00:42:12A rich guest left it.
00:42:14I got you covered.
00:42:30That's the one.
00:42:32Topher, darling, another glass of champagne.
00:42:34Yes, girl, make him work for it.
00:42:36You think he'll like it?
00:42:38Sarah?
00:42:40It's me, Topher.
00:42:42I know it's late, but I need to see you.
00:42:44He's here to see me?
00:42:46But he can't see me like this.
00:42:48Sarah,
00:42:50the most eligible bachelor in the state
00:42:52is outside your door
00:42:54looking for you.
00:42:56No, Topher.
00:42:58Hold on, please.
00:43:00He can't see me as Beth,
00:43:02so I just need you to go distract him.
00:43:04I brought you something.
00:43:07Here.
00:43:11I'll see you tomorrow, Sarah.
00:43:13Just one second.
00:43:15What has gotten into you?
00:43:17I'm in, but distract him.
00:43:19Okay.
00:43:21Sarah?
00:43:23Oh, hi.
00:43:25You're from the hotel, Stephanie, right?
00:43:27Yes, yes.
00:43:29Sarah will be out in a second.
00:43:31I was just leaving.
00:43:33Have fun, you two.
00:43:37What was that?
00:43:39Is everything okay?
00:43:43Wow.
00:43:45Told you I'd be done in a second.
00:43:47I heard a crash.
00:43:49I thought you might be hurt.
00:43:51What are you doing here?
00:43:53I, uh,
00:43:55I could make something up
00:43:57and say I needed help with a draft of my speech,
00:43:59but I don't.
00:44:01I came here to see you.
00:44:03I'm very thankful
00:44:05for everything you've done with my campaign.
00:44:07Beth wouldn't have done that interview
00:44:09if you hadn't convinced her.
00:44:11You were pretty convincing all on your own.
00:44:13I wish I could say what I came here to say,
00:44:15but I have a fake fiancee.
00:44:19And after the election,
00:44:21when there's no worries about scandal,
00:44:23let's revisit this conversation.
00:44:25Okay.
00:44:27Good luck at the event tomorrow.
00:44:29I won't need luck if you're there.
00:44:32It's a black tie.
00:44:34I thought you might need something to wear.
00:44:42Topher, this is
00:44:44gorgeous.
00:44:46But I shouldn't be there
00:44:48as your intern.
00:44:50You're my assistant.
00:44:52I need you there with me.
00:44:54I want to thank you and Beth together.
00:44:56Goodnight, Sarah.
00:44:58Okay.
00:45:02And Beth, in the same room?
00:45:08Okay,
00:45:10piece of cake.
00:45:12Just have to be two people in the same place tonight.
00:45:14Sarah, the campaign intern,
00:45:16and Beth, the heiress fiancee.
00:45:18Dumb hick.
00:45:20Where were you when they did the interview yesterday?
00:45:22You snuck away again.
00:45:24I don't know what you're talking about, Rebecca,
00:45:26but didn't the candidate talk to you about being nicer to me?
00:45:28Nice?
00:45:31How the hell am I supposed to be nice to a poor farm girl?
00:45:33Look at this knockoff dress.
00:45:35Let me see this cheap...
00:45:37It isn't cheap, so don't touch it.
00:45:39Too poor to remove the price tag?
00:45:41How the hell
00:45:43did you afford a designer dress?
00:45:45We are days out
00:45:47from an election and you're stealing?
00:45:49If anyone finds out, it'll be a scandal.
00:45:51I didn't steal it. It was a gift.
00:45:53Ha ha,
00:45:55from who?
00:45:57A special man in my life.
00:45:59You think you're Cinderella?
00:46:01Get lost, intern.
00:46:03He's coming over to talk to me about how hot I look.
00:46:05Looking very
00:46:07handsome tonight, sir.
00:46:09Should we get a drink
00:46:11and do some political strategizing?
00:46:13Wow.
00:46:15Sarah, you look beautiful.
00:46:17Excuse me.
00:46:19She stole that dress.
00:46:21She stole that dress.
00:46:23It's not stealing.
00:46:25It's a gift.
00:46:28What?
00:46:30Who in their right mind would buy
00:46:32a farm girl designer?
00:46:34Am I not in my right mind?
00:46:36I bought it for Sarah.
00:46:38What?
00:46:50Looky, looky.
00:46:52The sex creep candidate.
00:46:54Flirting with the pole.
00:46:56Young intern behind
00:46:58his fiancée's back.
00:47:00And speaking of your fiancée's back.
00:47:02I'm going to go change into a bath, Topher.
00:47:04Just hang on.
00:47:06Your concern for my personal life is touching, Senator.
00:47:08My fiancée will be right here.
00:47:10Isn't that right?
00:47:14Mr. Student,
00:47:16where's your lovely fiancée?
00:47:18And when exactly are you going to be
00:47:20marrying that pretty girl?
00:47:22Yeah, Topher.
00:47:25Where is she?
00:47:27If your woman isn't here in five seconds,
00:47:29you will be destroyed,
00:47:31I'm telling you.
00:47:41Darling,
00:47:43is this cranky old man bothering you?
00:47:45Only a little, darling fiancée.
00:47:47Shall we sit for dinner?
00:47:49I have been dying
00:47:51to meet you, Beth.
00:47:55I think you're a fraud.
00:47:57And I'm going to be watching you
00:47:59all night long
00:48:01like a hawk.
00:48:03Oh, shit.
00:48:05What am I supposed to do
00:48:07during a five-course meal?
00:48:09Why are there so many forks and spoons?
00:48:11Ladies and gentlemen,
00:48:13as your senator,
00:48:15I am proud to be raising
00:48:18money for
00:48:20for
00:48:22my Bobby boy
00:48:24on the family community council.
00:48:26Yes, family values.
00:48:28Which my opponent,
00:48:30Stennett, has none of.
00:48:32First a prostitute,
00:48:34and then a sudden fiancée.
00:48:36We know nothing about it.
00:48:38Senator,
00:48:40this isn't a political event.
00:48:42It's charity.
00:48:44Leave the nasty politics aside
00:48:47for the night.
00:48:49I'm sorry you have to sleep without the night.
00:48:51It's okay.
00:48:53I just pluck my nose when I'm around.
00:48:55Smart.
00:48:57His odor's legendary.
00:49:01Beth!
00:49:03You're an heiress
00:49:05and a political donor?
00:49:07Hmm, funny.
00:49:09Politics is such a small world
00:49:11after all.
00:49:13And I have never seen
00:49:15or heard of you until now.
00:49:17That's funny.
00:49:19I hadn't heard of you either
00:49:21until you started attacking the rights of women
00:49:23and working people.
00:49:25A wealthy heiress who doesn't know
00:49:27basic banquet table etiquette.
00:49:29Ha!
00:49:31Beth, are you alright?
00:49:33Of course she knows.
00:49:37It's the fork.
00:49:39Don't coach her, Stennett!
00:49:41A rich heiress who doesn't know
00:49:44it's just a salad fork.
00:49:46What else are you hiding?
00:49:48Senator,
00:49:50these elitist banquets are a little pretentious.
00:49:52I may be rich, but
00:49:54in my heart, I'm working class.
00:49:56The kind of people who don't
00:49:58give a damn much fork to use.
00:50:02Like Christopher.
00:50:04I support his campaign
00:50:06because he's a candidate for the people
00:50:08not the elites like you are, Senator.
00:50:10Ha ha ha!
00:50:12Nice try, girl.
00:50:14My name is Beth, not girl.
00:50:16I'm an independent woman who thinks for myself.
00:50:18The kind of woman you fear
00:50:20because we're going to vote to kick
00:50:22your sexist butt out of office this election.
00:50:24Damn, Beth.
00:50:26Well played.
00:50:28This is outrageous.
00:50:30This is a charity event.
00:50:32This is not a woman's right
00:50:34feminist Nazi gathering.
00:50:36If you're so rich,
00:50:39where did you get your money?
00:50:41I want to see your taxes.
00:50:43I want to see your birth certificate.
00:50:45And I demand to know anything.
00:50:47Lady!
00:50:49Is done with your
00:50:51sexist interrogation, Senator.
00:50:53Come on, my lady.
00:50:55Let's dance.
00:51:01Sorry.
00:51:03I know this is one you signed up for, but
00:51:05I really appreciate it.
00:51:07Okay.
00:51:09I'm having fun with you.
00:51:15Is something wrong?
00:51:17I'm sorry, Beth.
00:51:19I really appreciate you signed up
00:51:21to be my fake fiancé in order to save my campaign,
00:51:23but I had my heart set on someone else.
00:51:25Someone I have really real feelings for.
00:51:27Maybe even love.
00:51:29Who is it?
00:51:31I shouldn't act on it
00:51:33because it would be a scandal.
00:51:36I think I'm in love
00:51:38with my assistant, Sarah.
00:51:40Really?
00:51:46Oh, my God.
00:51:48He loves me.
00:51:50What?
00:51:52Should I tell him I feel the same way?
00:51:54Well,
00:51:56I know Sarah.
00:51:58And I'm certain that she feels the same about you.
00:52:00Beth, that's the best news I've ever heard.
00:52:02Do you know where Sarah is?
00:52:05I need to talk to her.
00:52:07I want to talk to...
00:52:09She wants to talk to you, too.
00:52:13She'll meet you in your office after this event.
00:52:15Perfect.
00:52:17Thank you, Beth.
00:52:21I'm sorry.
00:52:29He loves me.
00:52:31He loves me!
00:52:33I can't react when I tell him
00:52:35I've been pretending to be Beth.
00:52:37Will he hate me for it?
00:52:39Sarah.
00:52:41I need to see you.
00:52:43Me, too.
00:52:45Topher, I need to tell you something.
00:52:47It's something that I've been meaning to tell you
00:52:49for a long time, but...
00:52:51Not now, guys.
00:52:53Yes, now. The intern can wait.
00:52:55What is the intern doing here,
00:52:57lonely with you?
00:52:59Sarah and I need a few minutes alone to speak.
00:53:02Topher, you need to talk to some barn girl intern about.
00:53:04You're rising fast in the polls, and it's days before the election.
00:53:06You're tied with Senator Hessler.
00:53:08It's all thanks to your relationship with Beth.
00:53:10People love her.
00:53:12She's our secret weapon.
00:53:14Seriously?
00:53:16People love me, but not the real me.
00:53:18The rich blonde I've been pretending to be.
00:53:20Politics is so ridiculous.
00:53:22I see.
00:53:24It's good news.
00:53:26Just give us a few minutes to talk.
00:53:28No time. We have to do a press conference to keep the momentum going.
00:53:32Wait!
00:53:34I'm not doing any press conference
00:53:36until I have a moment alone with Sarah. Now.
00:53:38Jesus, get your priorities straight.
00:53:40What could you possibly need to talk to her about now?
00:53:52Sarah, I've been dying to get you alone for a moment.
00:53:54I know it's dangerous and scandalous,
00:53:56but I need to tell you that I...
00:54:02Wait.
00:54:10You're Beth.
00:54:12It's you.
00:54:14It's you.
00:54:16You're Beth.
00:54:18Topher, I wanted to tell you, but I...
00:54:20Sarah. Beth.
00:54:22Whoever you are. Why?
00:54:24I had hardly left the farm
00:54:26my entire life before I came here.
00:54:28But I came here because of you.
00:54:30Because I believed in your campaign.
00:54:32You inspired me.
00:54:34That doesn't explain why you pretended to be a socialite.
00:54:36I wasn't pretending. I was just having fun.
00:54:38I didn't know it was you that night.
00:54:40But then...
00:54:42Then we had that night together.
00:54:44A beautiful,
00:54:46magical night.
00:54:50Then I came to the office,
00:54:52and you walked in.
00:54:54And I knew that if anyone found out
00:54:56you weren't sleeping with your intern...
00:54:59It would ruin my campaign.
00:55:01I had to protect you, Topher.
00:55:03So I pretended to be Beth.
00:55:07Say something, Topher.
00:55:09Please.
00:55:11I have feelings for you, Sarah.
00:55:15I can't.
00:55:17If anyone found out Senator Hessler
00:55:19used this information to destroy you,
00:55:21it would ruin both of us.
00:55:23I'm willing to take that risk.
00:55:25But I can't.
00:55:28I believe in you.
00:55:30Your campaign is too important.
00:55:32I can't jeopardize it.
00:55:34But I love you.
00:55:36No.
00:55:38Now if he gets intimate with his assistant,
00:55:40it's game over for all of us.
00:55:42So keep it professional.
00:55:44Please.
00:55:46Don't.
00:55:50Hey, what's going on?
00:55:54The press is outside.
00:55:56I have a statement about your rising polls.
00:55:58Come on, the election's tied.
00:56:06What the hell does he need to talk to you about so badly?
00:56:08It's nothing. It's none of your business.
00:56:13You're so important to him?
00:56:17This is his speech.
00:56:19Make yourself useful.
00:56:21And give it to him.
00:56:23Now.
00:56:26Hurry.
00:56:30Now you'll be fired.
00:56:32Hick.
00:56:42It's just your speech.
00:56:49Thank you all for coming tonight.
00:56:51I'm here to talk about an urgent issue.
00:56:56I'll be right back.
00:57:18You know,
00:57:20I could stand up here and give you all a scripted speech,
00:57:22like most politicians,
00:57:24So why don't we flip the script?
00:57:27You ask me any question, and I will answer.
00:57:32Any questions?
00:57:39This is a serious campaign to defeat an evil senator.
00:57:43But how am I supposed to win if my own staff is sabotaging me with a blank speech?
00:57:49Who gave him the speech?
00:57:51Who?
00:57:53Farm Girl did it.
00:57:54I saw her give the speech to him.
00:57:56No, that's not true.
00:57:58So you didn't give him the papers?
00:57:59No. Yes, I did give him the papers.
00:58:02Are you trying to sabotage us?
00:58:04Are you working for Senator Hessler?
00:58:07I didn't do this.
00:58:08We have to fire her.
00:58:09That's right. Fire the incompetent.
00:58:15Rebecca gave me the papers and told me to give them to him.
00:58:19You pathetic, lying hick.
00:58:21I'm not a liar. And stop calling me a hick.
00:58:25Enough.
00:58:27I can't believe that Sarah would do this.
00:58:30She's a good person. I want her to stick around no matter what.
00:58:33She gave you the papers.
00:58:35There's one easy way to prove this.
00:58:37Check the printer ID.
00:58:39Sue printed out these pages.
00:58:41What? But Sarah did it. She did it.
00:58:44Case closed. The end. Fire her.
00:58:47Case is closed, Rebecca.
00:58:49Your ID code was used to print the pages out.
00:58:54No, I... It's not what it looks like.
00:58:57This is your final warning.
00:58:59You do one more thing to ruin my campaign, or demean Sarah one more time,
00:59:04and you're fired.
00:59:07I need to speak with you. Alone.
00:59:09Topher.
00:59:10Mr. Stinnett.
00:59:12I can't.
00:59:14I won't be the reason you lose the election, so...
00:59:19Let's keep it professional.
00:59:21Wait, Sarah.
00:59:22Sir!
00:59:25You're needed in the film studio for your final campaign ad.
00:59:28Forget about the intern.
00:59:30We need to go. Now.
00:59:32I'm only going if Sarah goes.
00:59:38Why?
00:59:40Senator Hessler's reckless id...
00:59:44I mean, radical ideas.
00:59:47Cut.
00:59:48Topher, what's going on?
00:59:50I'm fine. Let's just go for another take.
00:59:52What the hell did you do for him, girl?
00:59:54What did you say to him in his office?
00:59:56For once in your life, Rebecca, just leave me alone.
00:59:59Leave you alone?
01:00:00I don't know what you did, but I know that this is somehow your fault.
01:00:04You screwed with the candidate's mind, and now he's going to lose.
01:00:07No, I only want him to win.
01:00:09Well, whatever you're doing, you're doing a terrible job, idiot.
01:00:14Action!
01:00:15Christopher Stennett.
01:00:16Vote for me, Stennett.
01:00:17Senate.
01:00:19Vote for the Senate.
01:00:20And I'm here to talk about l...
01:00:23Love.
01:00:24Love.
01:00:25Cut! Cut!
01:00:27Topher, what's going on?
01:00:32Why are you looking at an...
01:00:35an intern?
01:00:37It's just, Stennett...
01:00:39I'm here. I just want to see you do your best.
01:00:42I know you can win this, so...
01:00:45Let's see it.
01:00:46Let's go. Again, another take.
01:00:52Senator Hesler runs on fear and hatred.
01:00:56I'm a different kind of candidate.
01:00:57I believe everyone deserves respect and admiration.
01:01:01Whether you're a high-powered CEO or a working girl on a farm,
01:01:04I believe that everyone should follow their heart and their passions,
01:01:07whether it's popular or not.
01:01:10Love conquers hate, and love is worth taking risks for.
01:01:15This election, don't let fear control you.
01:01:18Follow your heart.
01:01:20Vote for love.
01:01:22I'm Christopher Stennett, and I approve this message.
01:01:25Cut!
01:01:27That was fantastic!
01:01:29Bravo!
01:01:30Woo!
01:01:32What's gotten into you, man?
01:01:35Let's keep filming.
01:01:36You can give orders to your intern later.
01:01:39I'm tired of later.
01:01:40I want to talk now.
01:01:41Mr. Stennett...
01:01:42Don't call me Mr. Stennett.
01:01:44To you, it's just Topher.
01:01:47Excuse me?
01:01:49Where are you going?
01:01:50That was great, sir.
01:01:54Before you say anything,
01:01:57Sarah, I want you.
01:01:59I need you.
01:02:01Topher, what about the election?
01:02:02Screw politics.
01:02:03You're more important.
01:02:04I don't care how it affects the campaign.
01:02:07I want to be in charge.
01:02:08I don't care how it affects the campaign.
01:02:10I want to be together.
01:02:12For real.
01:02:13If you do.
01:02:38I'm sorry.
01:03:03That was so beautiful.
01:03:05Sarah, I want to thank you.
01:03:06For what?
01:03:07You've made me happy.
01:03:08Truly happy.
01:03:10I've been so focused on my career.
01:03:13I've never had a chance to feel love like this.
01:03:15I feel the same way.
01:03:17When I win,
01:03:18the first thing I'm going to do
01:03:19is let the whole world know
01:03:20you're my girl.
01:03:22You will win,
01:03:23Mr. Future Senator.
01:03:27We need to commemorate this moment with a drink.
01:03:31Be careful.
01:03:34Ouch.
01:03:37Are you okay?
01:03:39Yeah, I just cut my finger.
01:03:41Don't move.
01:03:44I don't want you to get hurt again.
01:03:48It's not a big deal.
01:03:51Don't move.
01:04:07I don't care to see this together.
01:04:09I'm still your intern.
01:04:10The world still thinks you're engaged to Beth.
01:04:18We've been trying to reach you.
01:04:21Damn.
01:04:22What's going on?
01:04:23Are you having an affair?
01:04:26Is there someone in here?
01:04:28I'm entitled to my privacy.
01:04:30Get out.
01:04:31This is a political campaign.
01:04:32There's no such thing as privacy.
01:04:36Oh.
01:04:37Sorry.
01:04:38Beth, I...
01:04:40Topher, I didn't realize you were with your fiancée.
01:04:42What happened to your finger, Beth?
01:04:43Can't handle all of Janet's passion in the bedroom?
01:04:46Enough, Rebecca.
01:04:47Get out.
01:04:49I apologize, sir.
01:04:50I came to tell you we're officially tied in the polls.
01:04:53We'll see you in the morning.
01:04:58Did you hear that?
01:05:00It's a few more days without any scandals
01:05:02and you'll be a U.S. Senator.
01:05:04I think it calls for some celebration.
01:05:07Where were we?
01:05:14Farm girl, give me that pen quickly.
01:05:17Your finger is injured, just like...
01:05:20Excuse me?
01:05:21No, why would he fire me?
01:05:22I'm the one who set it up.
01:05:23I called Beth.
01:05:25Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come,
01:05:27but Sarah convinced me to.
01:05:30Holy shit.
01:05:33Holy shit.
01:05:37You are Beth.
01:05:38Rebecca, please keep your voice down.
01:05:40You lying slut!
01:05:44I don't know how it works on the corn farm,
01:05:46but in the real world, there are consequences.
01:05:50Do you know what this means?
01:05:52A candidate for Senate sleeping with his intern?
01:05:57This will be a huge scandal.
01:05:59Christopher will lose the election.
01:06:02Thank you for the reminder,
01:06:03but no one will know if you don't...
01:06:05How did a dumb, poor farm girl like you
01:06:10seduce the hottest, most eligible bachelor in the state?
01:06:14Did you drug him or something?
01:06:16He should have been mine.
01:06:18Just keep your voice down.
01:06:21What is going on?
01:06:22I warned you about yelling at Sarah.
01:06:25I just found out you're sleeping with this slut.
01:06:28Not only is it shocking,
01:06:30it'll end your career.
01:06:32I know that you do not care about her,
01:06:35so just dump her now and we'll figure it out.
01:06:38I don't care about her.
01:06:43I love her.
01:06:47I don't care about her.
01:06:51I love her.
01:06:54Sorry, I was on a call.
01:06:55What's going on here?
01:06:56Sorry.
01:06:57Topher, I need your help finalizing this press release.
01:07:00Let's go.
01:07:02He should be mine,
01:07:03you stupid, lying, slutty, corn-growing hick.
01:07:08For the last time, my family grows Brussels sprouts.
01:07:11And remember what happened the last time you called me a hick?
01:07:14Topher threatened to fire you.
01:07:16Just think what my boyfriend will do when he finds out.
01:07:21Oh no, farm girl, you should really be more careful.
01:07:31I'm fine, I'm okay.
01:07:34Did you do this?
01:07:36What?
01:07:38No, of course not.
01:07:40I warned you, Rebecca.
01:07:42If the hick says I pushed her, she's lying.
01:07:45I warned you about the name-calling.
01:07:47I will not tolerate members of my staff being cruel.
01:07:51I didn't.
01:07:52Nina!
01:07:54You're fired.
01:07:55What?
01:07:57That stupid bitch lied.
01:07:59No, Topher, you can't fire your senior staff this close to election night.
01:08:03Yes, I can.
01:08:05You evil bitch.
01:08:07I'll make you pay.
01:08:10This is a big mistake.
01:08:15I will always protect you, Sarah.
01:08:17I know, Topher.
01:08:19But aren't you worried now that she knows
01:08:21that she's going to go and tell Senator Hessler and the media you're sleeping with your intern?
01:08:26As long as I can be with you.
01:08:28But...
01:08:29Don't worry.
01:08:30Rebecca's just jealous.
01:08:32She cares about this campaign too much to destroy it.
01:08:35I don't care about that right now.
01:08:37All I care about is you.
01:08:39Did you mean it when you said that you love me?
01:08:44Of course I did.
01:08:46I love you, Sarah.
01:08:49I love you too.
01:08:57Oh, Sarah.
01:08:58What do you think about this line for the debate tonight?
01:09:04I like it.
01:09:05Glad you like it.
01:09:11I think that's enough input from the intern.
01:09:15We have an election tomorrow.
01:09:16And a debate against Hessler in a couple of hours.
01:09:19No more distractions.
01:09:21Let's go.
01:09:24Come on, get your head in the game.
01:09:26Trust me, I'm all wound up.
01:09:28Sarah, would you care to join us?
01:09:30No, Topher, she's not coming.
01:09:32You're engaged to Beth.
01:09:34I'm not going to let the media see the lusty ways you look at your intern.
01:09:37She's not coming!
01:09:46When he goes low, you go high.
01:09:49In the debate, I need you to emphasize love over hate.
01:09:52Hey, right here.
01:09:54Get that?
01:09:55Yeah.
01:09:56Where's Sarah?
01:10:06Hi, I'm Sarah from the Christopher Stennett campaign.
01:10:09He's expecting me.
01:10:10Sarah, yes.
01:10:12Here you are.
01:10:14His campaign manager specifically told me to keep you out.
01:10:17Go away.
01:10:18But...
01:10:28Hi, I'm here for my fiancé's interview.
01:10:30My name's...
01:10:31I know who you are.
01:10:32You're Beth.
01:10:33Please, go right in.
01:10:35Oh, and good luck tonight.
01:10:39Sarah, I'm so glad you're here.
01:10:42You're my good luck charm.
01:10:49Sorry, Beth.
01:10:50What?
01:10:51Wait.
01:10:52Sarah?
01:10:53You're sleeping with your intern?
01:10:56Oh my God.
01:10:57Beth doesn't even exist.
01:10:59It's been Sarah this whole time?
01:11:01Calm down.
01:11:03I ordered you not to come here!
01:11:05You're a scandal waiting to happen!
01:11:07We're in love.
01:11:08He wants me at this debate.
01:11:10Stupid!
01:11:11Hey!
01:11:12That's my girl.
01:11:14Your girl?
01:11:15Jesus, Topher!
01:11:16This is a disaster!
01:11:18You've let this little farm girl hijack your entire campaign!
01:11:23Dump her now,
01:11:25and kick her out.
01:11:26Or I'll resign as your campaign manager.
01:11:30Sarah,
01:11:32the election is in two days.
01:11:34I can't do this without a brilliant campaign manager.
01:11:36Congratulations, Sarah.
01:11:38You're my new campaign manager.
01:11:40What?
01:11:41Your services are no longer needed.
01:11:45Good luck winning without me.
01:11:50Listen,
01:11:53go out there,
01:11:54kick Senator Hussey's butt.
01:12:02Hey, poor little slut.
01:12:05Becca,
01:12:06Topher fired you.
01:12:07What are you doing here?
01:12:08I'm not even here.
01:12:10I'm working for Senator Hussey.
01:12:12And I told him everything.
01:12:14How Topher is sleeping with you.
01:12:16He's intern.
01:12:20This debate is about to be a bloodbath.
01:12:23Becca, I can't believe you defected to the enemy
01:12:25because you hate me that much.
01:12:27You really are spineless.
01:12:29What are you going to do about it, farm girl?
01:12:31Try and fight me?
01:12:34No.
01:12:35I don't fight.
01:12:37I go to war.
01:12:39We are live for the Senate debate
01:12:41between Senator Hessler and his challenger,
01:12:43Christopher Stennett.
01:12:47That's a lie, Senator.
01:12:49We saw you fire a gun indoors
01:12:51at a press conference.
01:12:52We all saw the video.
01:12:54What video?
01:12:56If there was a video with an AI fake,
01:13:01you are really getting nasty in the dirt.
01:13:05Like a farm girl.
01:13:09You and your boyfriend are about to be drowning in scandal.
01:13:12And speaking of farm girls,
01:13:15you have one as your intern, right?
01:13:19Stennett, are you sleeping with your intern?
01:13:24You are having an unethical, immoral,
01:13:30disgusting, torture affair
01:13:34with one of your employees, your intern!
01:13:37I...
01:13:39Hang on.
01:13:40No.
01:13:42This.
01:13:47What are you smiling about?
01:13:49Your boyfriend is about to be destroyed.
01:13:53Topher sees the best in people.
01:13:55But on the farm, I learned to trust my gut.
01:13:58I knew you would do something desperate when he fired you.
01:14:02So I prepared for this.
01:14:05You rang, Sarah?
01:14:07How the hell can a maid help you?
01:14:11All you have to do is tell the truth.
01:14:22Candy, I mean, who are you?
01:14:24You've spent your entire campaign mocking and demeaning women.
01:14:28Now it's time for me to give you a taste of your own medicine.
01:14:33Aw, come on, Senator H.
01:14:35You know me.
01:14:37I didn't sleep with your opponent like you paid me to.
01:14:41But I sure did sleep with you, big boy!
01:14:47I am a righteous, moral family man,
01:14:51and I did not have sex with this woman.
01:15:03Now turn that damn thing off!
01:15:05We have a bigger scandal right here.
01:15:08Topher is not only screwing his intern,
01:15:12his fiancé isn't real.
01:15:15He lied, he lied, he lied.
01:15:18Christopher Stanton, he slept with his intern,
01:15:21then he lied to all of you to pretend that his fiancé was a socialite.
01:15:31After we destroy your life tonight,
01:15:33you'll have no choice but to run home to your little corn farm.
01:15:37Aye, aye, aye, aye.
01:15:39You lied! Admit it!
01:15:41And then drop out of this race in disgrace!
01:15:44You fool!
01:15:48You're right.
01:15:50I wasn't honest about my personal life.
01:15:53You all deserve the truth straight from me.
01:15:57Scandal!
01:15:59Godless, unethical, immoral, lying S.O.B.
01:16:05I did lie.
01:16:07But the difference between us,
01:16:10you lied for cruelty and power.
01:16:13I did it for love.
01:16:17Sarah, I love you, and I want everyone to know it.
01:16:21I care more about you than I care about winning this election.
01:16:25Will you please come on to the debate stage with me?
01:16:28He wants me to go on national TV?
01:16:31Don't do it, Hick.
01:16:33I can do this, for Topher.
01:16:44What in the hell are you doing?
01:16:47This is a T.P.D., a televised political debate!
01:16:51You can't bring prom!
01:16:53You think all women are objects?
01:16:55Sarah is not a promising woman.
01:16:59This is highly irregular.
01:17:01This is cheating.
01:17:02This is rigging the election.
01:17:04And this girl's got no business!
01:17:06No.
01:17:07My name is Sarah, not girl.
01:17:11You want to talk about rights?
01:17:13You've been fighting to take away women's rights, Senator.
01:17:17You've demeaned and degraded women for far too long.
01:17:20Shut up.
01:17:22Sit down, woman!
01:17:24No.
01:17:25I'm showing you what it's like to finally have a powerful woman stand up to you,
01:17:29you sexist whore.
01:17:32Give him hell, babe.
01:17:34I'm not his intern.
01:17:36I'm his campaign manager.
01:17:40What?
01:17:41When I first met this woman, it was a case of mistaken identity.
01:17:45I didn't know she was my intern.
01:17:47And she didn't know I was her boss.
01:17:49Topher thought I was a socialite named Beth.
01:17:52And because Senator Hessler is a psychopath
01:17:55who was stalking Topher in an attempt to bring him down,
01:17:59I was afraid to create a scandal.
01:18:01So, yes, I pretended to be Beth in public.
01:18:05But I didn't fall in love with Beth.
01:18:08I fell in love with Sarah.
01:18:10Some things are more important than elections, than politics.
01:18:15But I love you, Sarah.
01:18:17Win, win, or lose, I want to be with you.
01:18:20OMG, I am so confused.
01:18:24Is it Beth? Is it Sarah? Is it Clark Kent? Is it Spider-Man?
01:18:27Either way, you guys had an illicit affair and you lied about your engagement.
01:18:31For once, Senator, you're right.
01:18:35We're not engaged.
01:18:37But I'm here to correct that.
01:18:48Sarah, I love you.
01:18:50Whether I win or lose this election, I don't want to lose you.
01:18:54Will you marry me?
01:18:56Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:19:07Ah, no!
01:19:10I will have you criminally investigated.
01:19:13I've done it before.
01:19:15I've stolen so much money from the Senate.
01:19:18I'm rich, and I'll use this money to destroy you
01:19:22and to bribe prosecutors to investigate you.
01:19:27No, Senator! Stop talking!
01:19:31It's about time you admitted to your crime, Senator.
01:19:35Hey, I didn't mean it!
01:19:37It's all taken out of context.
01:19:39If you see a clip of me on some video admitting crimes,
01:19:43it is a fake A.I. video!
01:19:46A cheap, fake, fake news!
01:19:48Get your commercial! Now!
01:19:50What?
01:20:01Senator, we can figure this out.
01:20:04Silence you incompetent woman!
01:20:07Go! Talk to the media!
01:20:09Get them to report Senate scandal!
01:20:13I tried. They don't care.
01:20:16They love him and his farm girl love story.
01:20:19Farm girl? Ooh, that is kind of hot.
01:20:22I can't lose this election!
01:20:25Oh, shark! Oh, shark!
01:20:27I've made a huge mistake.
01:20:31Kill him with these strings.
01:20:35No matter what happens, we ran a good campaign.
01:20:39I'm forever grateful for all of you who helped.
01:20:42No regrets.
01:20:44You crushed Senator Hessler in the debate,
01:20:47but he has a big base of support.
01:20:50This will be an extremely close election.
01:20:5350-50 coin toss.
01:20:55You need to relax. Come with me.
01:21:01As your campaign manager, I disagree with the staff.
01:21:05The voters don't want cruelty. They want hope.
01:21:09I think you'll win in a landslide.
01:21:12I hope so.
01:21:14But if I lose, it's not your fault.
01:21:17No matter what, I still love you and I can't wait to marry you.
01:21:20Me too.
01:21:22But you won't lose.
01:21:24An election this close would take hours for the results to come in.
01:21:28I think I know what we can do to kill some time together.
01:21:33They're about to call it.
01:21:39Senator Hessler has been defeated!
01:21:42It is a landslide for Christopher Stinnett, our new U.S. Senator!
01:21:49Yes!
01:21:55Mr. Senator-elect.
01:21:59Sarah, we won because of you.
01:22:03You were right.
01:22:05Congratulations, both of you.
01:22:07Great victory and great engagement.
01:22:14Yes!
01:22:21Senator, she's coming.
01:22:29I'm the luckiest man in Washington.
01:22:32Because I have you.
01:22:34I love you.
01:22:38I'm not lucky.
01:22:40When I left the farm, I wanted to help change the world.
01:22:43But I never imagined I would end up here.
01:22:46Okay, let's get to the end.
01:22:48And now I pronounce you Senator and wife.
01:22:51And now I pronounce you Senator and wife.
01:23:05Mrs. Senator, the honeymoon can wait.
01:23:08First, let's change the world.
01:23:12Get us a copy of our women's right amendment.
01:23:15Let's make this thing into law.
01:23:21Let's make this thing into law.